#AS GOD FUCKING INTENDED
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important jensen lore his queer awakening was danger days era gerard way
#as god fucking intended#do you guys know the specific yt vid of mcr performing na na na..its that one#jensen valentine#i need 17 (or however old he wouldve been) y/o jensen absolutely mesmerized sitting on liyahs bedroom floor
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I love knowing Apple released Apple Vision Pro two months ago and I didn’t hear about it until now <3
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God I want a yard entirely to lovingly place a 10+ foot novelty skeleton upon it
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I got on hoyolab just now cause I thought it was funny that I literally just shitpost all my genshin stuff here and never shitpost genshin on the designated shitposting genshin forum, but like...
yep there it is 0 posts, I follow 2 people apparently tho I only remember following 1, I have 8 followers for some reason don’t ask me why, and I ha....
I have....I mean I guess I have commented on other people’s posts bef--
likes on comments and deleted posts don’t count....but like....but hoyo how do you...
hoyo.....hoyo I’m scared....
#WHAT ARE THESE GHOST-LIKES#WHO PUT THEM THERE#MY MEMORIES SLIDESHOW KNEW IT SAID I HAD 0 LIKES#AS GOD FUCKING INTENDED#SO WHAT'S THIS!!!!#Genshin Impact //#hoyolab //
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between all these retro shooters we've been getting i think we need to quit making excuses for games that have dogshit melee and pistol options. im tired of pretending i'm fine when my pistol and melee sucks balls
#you can make it good and fun or you can make it a waste of fucking inventory space#like. you got dusk and you can deflect shit with the sickles and you get two pistols so they aren't too weak#ultrakill gives you one of the best pistols to ever exist and two melee options that are viable and fun#cultic has such a sweet pistol and you can throw hatchets for sick ass headshots. or just charge up the swing and get a headshot up close#as god fucking intended
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hellooooo 🥰 it's been awhile since I put a to do list on main but it is now it's time in the ADHD list method cycle. it IS technically my day off but I cannot lay in bed and read while cats occasionally visit me. which is a crime! but whatever
text S confirm Saturday pickup
take meds + drink dc
get to 25% book
check return dates for two books + put in calendar
laundry: gf, cat, me, us, us pt 2
put away clean dishes
put away clean laundry
wash face
dye hair?? idfk
replace toilet paper
prep fit for tomorrow + bag
plug in ipad
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My close friends story is absolutely a social experiment in how many vaguely concerning things I can post before someone pays attention the answer is a lot
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i think if i met a person and they told me they worked for pearson i would fight them immediately right there on the street
#and i wouldn’t fucking feel remorse#pearson textbooks are the bane of my entire existence#said by someone that couldn’t find a pdf anywhere and finally resorted to buying a subscription for the e text#which can only be read through the most annoying ugly interface GODDDDDD#and couldn’t find a way to download just a normal regular pdf#as god fucking intended#i hate textbook companies i hope they all burn to the ground
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its not perfect but its still a fuck of a lot better than that twitter layout bullshit
#not sure if there are ways to get it more like the old setup#there were a couple different scripts relating to the dash#and there are probably more i havent seen#but i am Dumb and don't know shit about shit#so (for now anyway) i am happy with just having NOTHING on the left#as god fucking intended#maison speaks
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This came to me in a vision at 3 AM and I got out of bed to make it.
- Gabe
#booklr#memes#book blog#monster fucking#monster romance#monster fucker#books#reading#bookworm#humor#Gabe posts#polycraftory#okay look so i read SEVERAL books last month that claimed to have monsters in them and then had an aggressive lack of monsters in them#i complained CONSTANTLY about it and by god i intend to continue doing so#I’m taking suggestions for basically any book with good worldbuilding and MONSTERS#i’m not married to it being romance. monster hunting is fine. i am not picky.#also: humanoid angels are for cowards#my eternal love to anyone who can deliver me a romance novel with a monstrous angel in it
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My stupid alarm didn't wake me up so I missed men's but just watched Shoma's free skate and SHOMA UNO GRAND PRIX FINAL CHAMPION BY 30 POINTS AMEN.
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#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#goodomensedit#tvgifs#tvedit#my gifs#these two absolute dorks are the cutest fucking things#aziraphale's little happy dance#crowley's little accent and leg kick#they were made for each other in more ways than god intended#she done good
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IL PREDESTINATO VINCE the Grand Prix of Italy — September 01, 2024 (Photo by Joe Portlock)
#dawg................#charles leclerc#italy 2024#liz.jpg#as god intended#this shit’s so fucking crazy charles leclerc a tí te rezo
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To anyone involved with the production of the Menendez brother show on netflix honestly go fuck yourself in the deepest pit of seven hell 🥰🥰
#menendez brothers#netflix#Monsters: The Lyle and Erik Menendez Story#netflix show#no i didnt watch the show NOR DO I INTEND TO#do NOT WATCH THIS PLEASE#tw: rape#do you know HOW SICK AND TWISTED IT IS THAT ONE OF THE FUCKING VICTIM HAS TO RELEASE A FUCKING STATEMENT#MY GOD THEY SHOULD SUE
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i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too
#octavian pjo#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#no but like ??? hello??? he CATAPULTED HIMSELF INTO A FLAMING METEOR DYING GODDESS??? AND EVERYONE (MIND YOU THEYRE LIKE 14 AND JUST WITNESS#ED THIS) AND LIKE THEYRE COOL WITH IT TOO NO ONE GAF — IN FACT NICO LITERALLY JUSTIFIED DOING THAT EVEN.#they could’ve like. arrested octavian.??? punched him in the face during his lament and K.O.’ing him#and they drag his unconscious body away and go on w their lives. LIKE WTF#there’s MORE RATIONAL ENDINGS TO THIS#have i mentioned octavian this guy i think he is FRESHLY turned eighteen. so maybe a senior in highschool with some issues in his noggin#(this is assuming rick even like. thought of anything of that and just needed a quick way to Wheee octavian out of the way cuz he didn’t#intend for him to be anything but a one dimensional bully that drives the B maybe C plot )#anyway#pjo hoo toa#nico di angelo#adjacent cause i’m talking him#will solace#also this reminds me they do a shitty job of bringing this back up in TSATS. don’t get me started on TSATS i’m sorry…..#octavian hoo#HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME OH MY GOE#GOD#FUCKING HELL#he got the Celia (iykyk. fuck cc and hb) treatment#sorry i’ll shut up now#percy jackson
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Consider:
Binghe wishes to no longer be half Heavenly Demon… only the wish ends with him becoming a heavenly being and immediately ascending to the heavens, where he is tasked with fulfilling the duties his fallen ancestor abandoned.
Binghe wants to return to the mortal realm (to be with Shizun), but isn’t allowed to do so. The only way he can return is if he follows the example of his ancestor… and becomes a full Heavenly Demon.
Now ordinarily there would have been the possibility of Shen Qingqiu cultivating enough to ascend himself, meaning Binghe could just wait for him, but since Shen Qingqiu is plagued by Without-a-Cure the chances of him ascending have gone from ‘unlikely’ to ‘impossible’.
(And of course the only way for him to be cured of without a cure is dual cultivation with a Heavenly Demon).
Ah, the angst!
can you imagine how shen qingqiu would react to finding out the news?
he’d hear whispers of some new ascended god on his travels.
whispers become curiousity, become rumours, become praise, become prayers. ascended after death, recognised by heaven after being felled by demons in the worst attack the human realm has seen in a long time.
in the eyes of the people, luo binghe becomes the god of fortune, of overcoming adversity, of overturning fate, of rising from the ashes.
they come to learn of his dilligence in his studies, his adoration for his shizun, his terrible childhood. of course, it all reaches qing jing peak.
now, shen qingqiu must grapple with the fact that he had raised binghe to be better than his book counterpart, but that in doing so had lost him in a, somehow, much more harrowing way. he had expected to be hated, scorned and killed. he did not expect that he would be left behind.
he waves off the congratulations of the people around him, the praise of having raised such a capable, powerful disciple. what would he even say? how thick of a face would he have to have in order to take credit for what binghe had done in spite of his treacherous shizun? and what’s his deal, being so bitter about the whole thing? clearly, he needs to let this go. it’s unbecoming.
and he is happy for binghe.
it’s just unexpectedly lonely, to know that he would never see him again.
(he will.)
#svsss#svsss au#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#bingqiu#oh god this is such a good fucking idea holy SHIT anon#what do you EAT to have a brain so humongous#absolute UNIT of a brain#god#obligatory im too tired to make sense but i trust that you will understand and feel exactly what i intend you to#im going to sleep now but Please Know: i will be playing this scenario in my head like it’s a feature length film#.q
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