#AS GOD FUCKING INTENDED

[nsfwitchy2]

I love knowing Apple released Apple Vision Pro two months ago and I didn’t hear about it until now <3

[vanadiumheart]

God I want a yard entirely to lovingly place a 10+ foot novelty skeleton upon it

[nightmareonpeachstreet]

I got on hoyolab just now cause I thought it was funny that I literally just shitpost all my genshin stuff here and never shitpost genshin on the designated shitposting genshin forum, but like...

yep there it is 0 posts, I follow 2 people apparently tho I only remember following 1, I have 8 followers for some reason don’t ask me why, and I ha....

I have....I mean I guess I have commented on other people’s posts bef--

likes on comments and deleted posts don’t count....but like....but hoyo how do you...

hoyo.....hoyo I’m scared....

[tigercomplex]

between all these retro shooters we've been getting i think we need to quit making excuses for games that have dogshit melee and pistol options. im tired of pretending i'm fine when my pistol and melee sucks balls

[peachyteabuck]

hellooooo 🥰 it's been awhile since I put a to do list on main but it is now it's time in the ADHD list method cycle. it IS technically my day off but I cannot lay in bed and read while cats occasionally visit me. which is a crime! but whatever

text S confirm Saturday pickup

take meds + drink dc

get to 25% book

check return dates for two books + put in calendar

laundry: gf, cat, me, us, us pt 2

put away clean dishes

put away clean laundry

wash face

dye hair?? idfk

replace toilet paper

prep fit for tomorrow + bag

plug in ipad

[invisiblerambler]

My close friends story is absolutely a social experiment in how many vaguely concerning things I can post before someone pays attention the answer is a lot

[twinklebitch]

i think if i met a person and they told me they worked for pearson i would fight them immediately right there on the street

[mieczyhale]

its not perfect but its still a fuck of a lot better than that twitter layout bullshit

[polycraftory]

This came to me in a vision at 3 AM and I got out of bed to make it.

- Gabe

[wearecrowley]

[leclerrari]

IL PREDESTINATO VINCE the Grand Prix of Italy — September 01, 2024 (Photo by Joe Portlock)

[zorosnavigator]

To anyone involved with the production of the Menendez brother show on netflix honestly go fuck yourself in the deepest pit of seven hell 🥰🥰

[ashpkat]

i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

[disabled-dean]

Changing channels 2.0 but Gabriel makes Cas the Bachelor and Dean is the P.A. having an excruciating awakening of homosexual lust

[shizunitis]

Consider:

Binghe wishes to no longer be half Heavenly Demon… only the wish ends with him becoming a heavenly being and immediately ascending to the heavens, where he is tasked with fulfilling the duties his fallen ancestor abandoned.

Binghe wants to return to the mortal realm (to be with Shizun), but isn’t allowed to do so. The only way he can return is if he follows the example of his ancestor… and becomes a full Heavenly Demon.

Now ordinarily there would have been the possibility of Shen Qingqiu cultivating enough to ascend himself, meaning Binghe could just wait for him, but since Shen Qingqiu is plagued by Without-a-Cure the chances of him ascending have gone from ‘unlikely’ to ‘impossible’.

(And of course the only way for him to be cured of without a cure is dual cultivation with a Heavenly Demon).

Ah, the angst!

can you imagine how shen qingqiu would react to finding out the news?

he’d hear whispers of some new ascended god on his travels.

whispers become curiousity, become rumours, become praise, become prayers. ascended after death, recognised by heaven after being felled by demons in the worst attack the human realm has seen in a long time.

in the eyes of the people, luo binghe becomes the god of fortune, of overcoming adversity, of overturning fate, of rising from the ashes.

they come to learn of his dilligence in his studies, his adoration for his shizun, his terrible childhood. of course, it all reaches qing jing peak.

now, shen qingqiu must grapple with the fact that he had raised binghe to be better than his book counterpart, but that in doing so had lost him in a, somehow, much more harrowing way. he had expected to be hated, scorned and killed. he did not expect that he would be left behind.

he waves off the congratulations of the people around him, the praise of having raised such a capable, powerful disciple. what would he even say? how thick of a face would he have to have in order to take credit for what binghe had done in spite of his treacherous shizun? and what’s his deal, being so bitter about the whole thing? clearly, he needs to let this go. it’s unbecoming.

and he is happy for binghe.

it’s just unexpectedly lonely, to know that he would never see him again.

(he will.)

[bakudekublogblog]

not to be dramatic but hori literally out did my own self indulgent wish-fulfillment fanfic with the whole “rest of our lives speech” like I knew that sounded so romantic, and it is, because I literally wrote that line for bakudeku and I intended for it to be romantic

like hori really is just showing us bakudeku fanfic writers how it’s done