#ARGHHHHHH!!!!!!

[ssessame]

Just gege washing his San Lang’s hair 🧡

[dilf-luvr-4evr]

Thinking about Arthur Morgan not being able to handle seeing you in a pretty dress <3

Aside from the fact that you looked absolutely ethereal, the dress was very intricate and fragile that it took everything in him not to tear it apart :(

Arthur didn’t even register that Dutch was talking to him when you walked out of your tent.

He’s doubted Dutch’s plans countless times before but he’s really questioning the man right now. As if working with you wasn’t distracting enough. Add a dress to the mix why don’t you?

His hand stayed on the small of your back the entire evening because that’s the most he’s allowed. He definitely exploited it every chance he got, scaring away any man that even dared to look in your direction.

You asked for a dance. So sweetly that it made him realize he isn’t capable of denying you anything. He moved so gingerly despite his size, avoiding the hem of your dress at all times and going against his desire to be closer to you.

Oh how he wanted to keep holding your hand.. Calloused fingers gently lingering on your soft ones when both of you reached the end of the stairs.

He felt like he had his very own princess. Like the ones in stories Hosea used to read him.

You were more than a little tipsy when the night ended, asking him to help with removing your dress. Everyone was asleep and you made him promise to not help that far.

He happily reluctantly obliged, his big hands cautious with the fabric because he knows how much the dress means to you.

All the while, his heart was beating so hard against his chest, he swears it could leap out at any second. Though he was more worried about you hearing it.

You slipped off the complicated garment, revealing more than you promised and stumbling all over. Even in your drunken state, you know Arthur would always catch you. Had you been sober, you’d also know how much he’d stare.

And he did catch you. Making sure to gather the dress before you got to step on it too. Even so, he’d much rather be attending to you and you alone.

Your hushed giggles made him smile, his cheeks growing redder by the second. How are you acting like you aren’t the most beautiful thing he’s ever laid his eyes (and his hands) on?

His pants have been tight all night. Worse when you stopped swaying to stand between his legs and looked into his eyes.

Like you’re about to kiss him.

But you fell asleep in his arms. Like an angel fell right onto his lap; hair disheveled, soft skin all flushed, and sighing steady delicate breaths.

He just chuckled. Taken for a fool yet he’d allow it any day so long as it’s by you.

As stealthy as he could, he took off his dinner jacket and placed it over your exposed form. Held you close afterwards, hands wrapped around the small of your back because that’s the most he’s allowed.

From all the riches he’s stolen, this stolen moment with you is his favorite.

The sky’s colors started changing and he knows he’s overstayed his welcome. A nice dream is still just a dream no matter how long he chose to sleep.

This time, he really is reluctant when he lays you down on your cot. He covered you with your blanket up to your chin. But he knows that regardless of it, it’ll take him a long time to forget how you looked tonight.

And perhaps the outlaw could steal another thing from you while he can. A kiss that he tries to keep chaste on the top of your head.

“Do you have any idea what you do to me darlin’?”

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thank you for reading!! 🫶🏼

[coconutdays]

imagine biker!geto…….from uni…..

you have class with him and he’s so polite and quiet and sooooo smart, always sounds weirdly sexy in a calm way when he asks the prof questions and one day when you’re walking by the parking lot after class, you see this mf get on a motorcycle and put on a helmet and he just VROOOOMS away

so now you’re stuck with the biggest crush on him.

[arrothededushka]

[lyqiche]

steb commission from oomf on insta ^_^

[kermitbread]

hi. the new chapter has me feeling things

[cerealshroom]

dunno

[tuta-hua-saaz]

Felt like I failed as a woman today when a girl asked me for a pad and I didn’t have it

[shiftylinguini]

get hmbomber guy on the line, we have a serial plagiarist stalking drarry for marks.

if you're going to gank one of my fics, Float? I can see you maybe getting away with it, it's niche-ish, it's small

but fucking embers, are you shitting me??? that's my sodding baby

theirs

mine (see chapter 3)

AND LEARN TO CODE ASSHOLE YOU SKIPPED ALL THE ITALICS WHEN YOU COPY PASTED, THOSE WERE FOR EMPHASIS do me RIGHT when you plagiarise me PLEASE

PSA: if you were recently followed/kudosed/commented by someone called @septdecoeurs check the anonymous posting for charles leclerc/max verstappen, because this person left a paper trail by following me during their fic raid.

[romanscool]

just scrolled across a brocedes edit.

Julien Febreau (canal+): "quelle est véritablement la relation que vous avez avec Lewis Hamilton?" (what is the true relationship you share with Lewis Hamilton?)

and what did Nico fucking answer?

Nico R: "c'est qui ça?" (who is that?)

dead. they had me buried from the moment I heard the word 'brocedes' for the first time.

[yourbasicqueerie]

god just hit me like a fucking billet train wym i opened twitter today and the first damned post i see IS LITERALLY PATTI LUPONES BOOBS?

[qualityrain]

hi i read love bullet

READ LOVE BULLET BY INEE ON TWITTER‼️‼️

[dragqueenstarscream]

https://www.tumblr.com/dragqueenstarscream/772218680797986816/httpswwwtumblrcomthatonescraplet772214132906?source=share

Hear me out, hear me out

Starscream (tfp) getting back from a mission gone bad, coming back to y/n, wanting them to just..get the muck off them

at this point it's a miracle that he comes back from a mission in one piece. you're just happy that he's not coming back to you with a damaged wing or missing an arm again. that's knock out's job to take care of. grime and muck, on the other hand? that, you can handle.

he's covered in it when he comes to your berth. he doesn't even have to say a word for you to know what to do. he takes a seat, and you get to work, relieved to have him back with you.

he's ranting and raving about "the audacity of those accursed autobots" or something along those lines as you wash his chassis. over time, his angered shrieks fade into irritated grumbling. by the time you're washing his pedes, he's stopped talking altogether, just humming in satisfaction as you clean the grime from his seams.

his wings are always your favorite part to clean off because of his reaction. as you start washing his hinges, starscream moans in relief and bends forward, allowing you better access to his back.

"right there, sweetspark, that's it," he groans, seemingly too tired to realize what he said.

you're not about to correct him or call him on it. why ruin a good thing?

happy that he's in a much better mood, you return to washing his wings, content to simply enjoy the moment.

[goblinontour]

i am dead.

rip

[auroreliis]

Damian's clothing while he was with the al ghuls in the comics were absolutely beautiful. Especially the little but detailed gold pieces. What if Damian learned batsis really liked the clothes and learning about his ethnicity culture and all of that?:)

Oh he would be very excited. He is very prideful if you want to know ANYTHING about him, however, when it's something detailed and complex (history), he cannot wait to start talking about it.

Naturally Damian knows his history (he actually knows your history too), so he could talk about it for hours. He tells you all the little details you wouldn't learn in history books or from the internet. His mother and his grandfather have experienced a lot, so he has answers to whatever questions you have.

In fact, why don't you and him go travelling? So that he can show you some sights too. I mean, you said you were interested, right? It would be a good way to get away from Tim and Jason...

Oh! You could also meet Talia! She's very nice, so she'll surely like you. Come on, you'll enjoy it! If she comes, that means Bruce won't have to be there. Isn't that great? :)

So, what do you say? Wanna go travel to his mother's birthplace? We all know Damian is your favourite brother.

[otpadsis]