#ARGGHH!!!!! This is so good!!!

[special-mooon]

"Yana Toboso says when designing Skully J. Graves, she added a gradient to his hair and sunglasses to resemble a skull (like Jack).

In order to make his legs appear more slender, she gave him defined shoulder pads and a shorter waist coat".

[cwpy]

GO MY KNIGHTS!!! STORM THE CASTLE!!!

[doctorwyvern]

just finsihed the hobbit. guess who is emotionally devastated over a book.

[ultramantr1gger]

i think thjey should use and address trauma more in ultraman liike. leo and astras planet was destroyed yes and then. astra was captured and tortured for a while he lost his horn things and also has to live with the chain still on his leg for the rest of his life. and then they dont do anything with him at all he got a passing mention in regulos

[faceless-es]

I’ll be honest here… I simp for Mikoto’s and Fuuta’s voices. Like their songs? SO GOOD. *playing Fuuta’s cover of Salamander on repeat right now* Like please… I want their voices in an envy way but also… just screams. The VAs are just *chief’s kiss*

[koojinadethegilliard]

GGGARHAAGHGTGTGHGHGHAGGHGSSHGRHGHGRGRHHG RHRGHRGH… EATS TEARS APART WITH MY TEETH

SK4T3R BØY 💥💥

reblogs are appreciated, thanks ^_^

[teesmosambijoos]

i want to watch more :(

[sttoru]

AAA imagine bf geto fucking reader while smoking orr blowing smoke in her body while rearranging her guts >< nd then reader is all sensitive and twitchy argghh -🥨

 𝝑𝑒 𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒. (bad boy!)geto suguru x female reader. smut, pwp. smoking. he has tattoos. unprotected, implied creāmpie. nicknames ‘pretty, sweetheart’

“just lay there and look pretty for me, sweetheart,” suguru mumbles before bringing the cigarette towards his lips again. he inhales deeply, exhaling a puff of smoke a few seconds after, “mhmmm. . such a good girl.”

your eyes are teary from the pleasure. one of your legs is hoisted up on his shoulder, granting him the opportunity to fuck you deeper. his hips slam against you in a steady rhythm. “sugu—”

another cloud of smoke interrupts your words. this time the smoke hits your face instead of simply hanging around your body. suguru chuckles lowly, using his free hand to cup your cheek. he gently wipes the tears from your face with the pad of his thumb.

“my bad. didn’t mean to mess up my girl’s face,” he holds back a grin, apologising for the little ‘accident’. though when he sees the way you’re still moaning and squirming from the feeling of being drilled into, suguru can’t help but let his smirk show. he kisses the leg on his shoulder as he bullies his cock deeper into your poor pussy.

“oh, you like that, hm? so, so nasty,” suguru shakes his head in mock disapproval, “getting to fuck this pretty cunt while i’m on my smoke break, hah— should’ve done it sooner.”

black strands of his hair stick to his forehead, covering his eyes and giving him a mysterious yet sexy look. the tattoos running down his arm—the way he’s plunging his cock in and out of you while nonchalantly smoking his cigarette is also a sight to behold.

suguru doesn’t even blink twice when you’re whining and sputtering about how you’re nearing your climax. he simply blows out another puff of smoke in the direction of your body, warming up your neck. his index and middle finger remove the cigarette from his lips, “cum for me, pretty. i’ll fill you up if you do, okay?”

[cheriladycl01]

Funny Gaming moments with Lando and Max (F) x QuadrantStreamer! Reader

Plot: Just funny moments where Reader is a member of Quadrant and is a big UK streamer that does everything on Twitch and YouTube.

A/N: this is only small and just for fun, better Lando stuff is coming out.

Moment 1:

"Do you earn more than Lando Norris, chat you guys are wild ... but honestly with my individual sponsors, YouTube and streaming and any of my weird side activities I think it'd be up for debate" you giggle not actually knowing how much difference there was in what you or Lando earned.

"Not girlie casually admitting that with her side hustle she earns as much as an F1 driver, yeah guys, you gotta think I stream and upload full time. So i get paid for each YouTube video I do, I'm a twitch affiliate and you guys are so so generous. I game competitively and earn from that. I have sponsors, so ... lets just say i had no trouble buying Lando's Christmas presents" you grin, knowing the man had widely expensive taste.

"Who am i spending Christmas with, well Lando's family has asked if I'd like to join them, but I'll be spending the holidays mostly with Max and Pietra. Oh my gosh guys, did you see Instagram? I met Martin Garrix! How cool is that!" you laugh.

Moment 2:

"So I'm here today with Lando, and I'm teaching him Valorant, he knows that I'm in good but I don't think he knows I'm Immortal" you say until you unmute yourself in discord.

"Hey Lando baby" you joke but all you get from the otherside is silence which makes your chat go absolutely crazy.

You hear a few coughs that sound like choking, so you check his stream making sure not to tab out on stream, seeing him sat there in shock in his chair blushing.

"Lando?" you ask, and you watch as he rearranges himself in his chair pulling the mic closer to him.

"Hi, hello yes. Sorry you just threw me off guard" he laughs, wiping across his face with his fingers.

"What are we?" he asks, and you burst out laughing at the question which makes him laugh too. Chat on both ends starts going crazy, with the spam of Lando Norizz <<< Y/N the Rizzler and you were both dying.

Moment 3:

"Argghh fuck" you scream leaning back and fulling falling back off your chair. You were currently playing the horror game ' In Silence with Max, Lando and Ria.

"No way did Y/N just fall?" Max asks laughing at the girl whose stream he pulled up seeing her laying on the floor gripping her shoulder while her chair was now also laying in the floor.

"SHE DID" Lando laughs and you groan out in embarrassment.

Moment 4:

"What was that chat? My door reopened and closed shut while I was gone?" you ask looking back at your door. You knew you were home alone, the only people having a key to your apartment being Max and Pietra and Lando. But they were all travelling right now and were on the plane.

"Chat, stop messing with me" you scold jokingly, you start to load up the game your changing too. However a knock at your bedroom door has you stilling.

"What" you mouth looking at the camera. You go to the door, chat spamming saying how by opening the door that how all the dumb movie characters die. You here another knock making you flinch, you rip open the door, screaming when you see the scary mask, jumping and tacking the person now.

"Ow Y/N fuck" you hear and you rip the mask of, knowing that voice but not wanting to assume.

"Lando?" you ask looking at him.

"I thought it would be funny" he jokes laughing.

Moment 4:

"So Lando, Max and I thought it would be funny to play Valorant but for every kill we get we do a shot" you exclaim.

"Y/N gonna need new kidneys by the end of this? Hmmm very true, maybe we change it to every time we die we do a shot?" you ask seeing what chat's opinion would be on that.

"Then Lando and Max will be needing new kidneys? Well, I'm playing on my alt account and I'm just chilling so we'll be in gold/silver lobbies. Last time we played on my normal account, it was a struggle.

"Lets ask what they prefer! Guys? You want to do shots every time we get a kill or when we die?" you ask after unmuting yourself.

"We playing with MILF account of FnaticY/N?" Lando asks.

"MILF of course. And no comps, I'm not being called a booster" you grin and Max groans, Max was gold 2 and was asking for you to coach him, you had watched him in unrated's but refused to do comps together.

"Wait, when did you change your name...didnt it used to be Ilovetits6?" Max laughs.

"Yes, but chat started to call me mother? So i just rolled with it" you grin looking at chat and winking.

Moment 5:

"Are you and Lando Norris dating?" you ask, and then you open your phone and call Lando himself.

"Hey baby!" you smile and show the chat what Lando is saved as and the picture while he's on speakerphone.

"Hey love. I'm a little late coming back. I got stuck here with Zac and Oscar, but Max and P wanted to know if you would like to go out for dinner with them tonight" he asks and you laugh.

"Wait, Y/N are you live"

"Maybe, look you said you were ready to go public. So this is payback for what you did to Max on stream!" you laugh, knowing he wont be mad at you, as you'd talked recently about going public.

"Exposed? Yes yes i did" you grin.

Moment 6:

"Y/N your boyfriend is horny come sort him out" AngryGinge says adding you to the call forcefully mid stream.

"Mmmm that sounds like a job for you" you says seriously and you pull up his and Lando's stream to watch what was going on. Some people had come into your stream to say to get Lando to end the stream before PR has his head.

"He's been moaning on stream Y/N get your man and take him home"

"Yeah sorry let me just hop on the jet to Monaco..." you joke, knowing you definitely don't have a private jet.

"Wait, just how rich are you? Your boyfriends out here buying watches for 400k, you have a private jet. This just ain't right!" he exclaims making you laugh.

"I don't have a private jet. But... I've been in one of Max Verstappen's" you boast, you'd been introduced to him through Lando as Kelly wanted to meet you and set you up with her modelling agency.

"Huh? WHAT?" he screams and you just laugh before leaving the call. You shoot Lando a teasing message watching his eyes change as he reads it, and he lets out a groan that soon turns into a joke as Angry Ginge yelled at him to calm down again.

Moment 7:

"Salem stop" you tell your cat, which had jumped up and starting to paw in your lap where the blanket lay across before flopping down wanting fuss.

She started to meow at you not getting the wanted attention, but you were in the middle of an important rank up game, that would put you as radiant in Valorant.

As the game went on, you apologized to your teammates when you died after nearly clutching a round when Salem distracted you by pawing at your hand on your mouse.

"Salem please bub. 3 more rounds and you can have all the cuddles in the world" you whisper to the cat before she settles down, you proceed to Ace the next round and your team and you win the next two. The end of the game, with the MVP you get promoted to Radiant #497.

You celebrated by grabbing Salem your black Bombay cat and hugging her tightly, she leans into you wrapping her paws around happy for the affection she's finally getting.

"Treat?" you ask receiving a meow.

Chat:

y/nloverrr02- not y/n celebrating like she just got a podium

landonorizz- what's harder, f1 win, or reaching the top 500 valorant players

wedonttalkabouther- please, mother is mothering!

deadlocknerf- not her top fragging as an omen and their jett with a negative kda.

lockandassit- well done on the promo!

LandoNorris- Babe! Well done! I watched your win! I'm so proud

"Thank you, everybody. I think I'll leave it there for the day and I'll come back and we can try and get into the 450's!" you exclaim before cutting stream.

Taglist:

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[unstqblecvrses]

Hello!!! Just read your recent könig drabble and wanted to know your thoughts about how könig would act when he sees fem reader wearing a sundress. Both going out for a little date and while she's freaking out because she doesn't think the dress looks good, könig thinks otherwise. He can't even wait until they get home and just do it in the car 💀

A/n; word? Also congrats cuz your my first ask!! 😆 (reblogs nd comments r really appreciated my loves!”

Warnings!; p in v sex, car sex, smut, MDNI, unprotected sex!

Paring; könig x reader!

He barely wants to go through with the date anymore when he sees you in the mirror. Looking so good and pretty for him and you think you can just get away with it? “Kö’. Does this dress look weird on me? I think it’s a bit too tight.” You frown into the mirror, and he immediately hugged you from behind. “You look beautiful mein süßer.” he kissed your neck, helping you grab your purse and sun hat and leading you out the house.

It was super sunny and you two had a beach date. All the things you’d need were packed in the car the night before or a few moments ago. He opened the passenger door for you and watching you get inside, then got in the driver's seat. He glanced over at your thighs you, grunting a bit as he felt a soft strain in his pants. His grip tightened on the wheel. He wanted you. He needed you. “What’s wrong? Aren’t we still going to the beach together hun?” You questioned, snapping him from his thoughts.

“Huh?- yeah” he starts the car, but it wasn’t long before you were parked behind a nearby store. His hand’s positioned behind your knees and forcing you into a mating press as he bullied his fat cock into your gummy cunt. “Fuck- mein schatz.~ s’tight hm? Fucking lovely pussy..” grunts fill your ears as you moan, his hips slamming in and out with the seat already wet below you. “K-könig!~ w-wait-!” You whine, scared of someone seeing but also tightening around him at the thought. “Fuck- fuck!~ s-slow down-!” You’re on the verge of another orgasm, your thoughts growing clouded as you cum all over his meaty cock. Too bad he’s not done yet :( You really did wanna go to the beach today but isn’t this better?

A/n; this was super fun ARGGHH

TAGLIST; @karinasrealgf

[rin-and-jade]

Hi, same system as before -

Do you have any information on dating a singlet, as a system?

We're in this situation rn and we really want to tell that person about our experiences, (and we're sure they'll be accepting, they're very sweet and kind :3) but we.... want some time to figure things out, and also, because we have NO IDEA how to make it work like:

What if one of us switches out suddenly,,, in the middle of idk.. kissing? What if not all of our alters love this person to the same degree? Do they even (our alters) have to?? We haven't quite figured out how to distinguish each one of us (we got a looooot of blurriness going on) - so we think that might be a problem but we aren't sure how to deal with it???

Argghh we have so many questionnnssssss

(Also do you have a masterlist of posts? We tried looking for one on your introduction page - but didn't understand it... :< ;^; )

- 🍁💥🧸

I do not have any information or posts for dating,

So please type all the questions you have regarding of this topic, i'll also answer the ones you had said too!

Q: "What if i switched midway??" A: You can either politely tell them to pause because you accidentally flipped to a different side of a coin, or, if the part doesn't mind, continue it. It heavily depends on how you want to go along with it you know? If it wants to retract, then retract,, if it is okay, then keep on going but also let them know you switched.

Q: "What if i don't love this person consistently?" A: Its natural for systems to have shifts throughout the day, if you love less--that doesn't mean its necessarily bad to feel that way. Accepting your ebb and flows goes a long way for your health and also abolishing of any expectations or values that seem to do more harm than good. They're not obliged to love the person too.

Q: "Im often blurry! How do i recognize my parts better?" A: Make sure you are not tired, stressed, or preoccupied with tasks and toughts. Nobody tells systems that to identify and know who even is fronting also takes mental energy. So if you are already depleted of it, it'll bound to be harder to recognize your other alters. On top of that, start small: hear the difference in accents, or way of speaking, notice any different opinions on one subject--those are your alters subtly speaking despite the blurriness.

--

Also i do not have a masterlist of posts, the tag, #jeducates , does that already. The tag is specifically for educative posts, while #janswersask is for looking back to QnA and see if a similar question has been asked before.

- chrono

[kentophilia]

hi salem 😋

since we’re entering spooky time… what do we think about vampire kento?

i imagine he was turned during the 1800s (farmer boy) (get it cause he’s part danish) and he’d probably have a super strict moral code to not hurt innocent people…

until he meets you and he’s very challenged cause you just smell so good. he tries so hard to keep his composure but argghh it’s so hard for him.

and then when you finally say the blessed words “you can eat, ken” he honestly just wants to pounce. but he sits you down on his cock real nice, whispering little praises in your ear and nibbling at your neck before he finally sinks his teeth in, hips bucking as you both moan at all the combined sensations.

n once he’s done drinking (and he’s of course super careful not to drink too much) he pays you back with at least three orgasms and lots of aftercare. (and he makes you drink one of those small juice boxes before you can go to sleep.)

but idk that just might be me :3

salem found dead in a ditch o|<

VAMPIRE KENTO OH MY GODDDDDDD this is the sexiest concept ever i'm gonna BUST!!!!!! he'd be so nervous of you finding out his secret as well but you're so sweet about it, maybe a little bit frightened at first, maybe even laughing a little bit about it :-(

every time he wants to drink from you, he eats you out first, makes you nice and wet and pliable for him and just makes you cockwarm him so it's never too painful UEUEUEUEUE but the first time is always so special huhuhu he might even write a diary just for that

[more-cardigan-than-woman]

Brother & Bestie : 6 Hours Later.

Summary: After torturing you earlier Dick comes calling at the worst time.

JasonsBestie!Reader x Dick Grayson.

WC: 3k

Warnings: SMUT 18+, fluff, teasing, semi publicish, guest starts Harper and Todd, Spitting, degradation, hair pulling, pet names, secret fuck buddies, gotta be quiet or we'll be busted.

Part 1

“Dude, you’re phone,” Jason whispers, noting the light beaming in your pocket, “You’re ruining the vibe.”

“I’m ruining the vibe? Really?” you raise your brows at him. “You sure it’s not you and captain kisses here?” 

“Captain kisses,” Roy nods, “I like it,” he turns to Jason, “Give your Captain a kiss,” his hand holds Jason’s face, pulling him into his kiss.

“Bleh, you guys are disgusting.” you sneer

“Please don't fuck on my new roof, Jason,” you pull your phone from your pocket, smiling at the name on the screen.

“Who is it? You look pretty happy to hear from them.” Jason teases you.

“None of your business,” you stick your tongue out at him, “No fucking -”

“On the roof. What about hand stu-” he's cut off when you slam your window open, ”I would never-” he acts mockingly shocked and you roll your eyes at him. 

“I’ll be back.”

“Just be quite.” Artemis grunts adjusting in her chair, looking over to Jason to back her to back her up only to find him and Roy with their tongues down each other's throats, “Don’t leave me here with them too long.”

“I’ll try not to be too long” you give them a glance, Jason and Roy are still very much in their honeymoon phase and apparently are trying to make everyone around them suffer for it.

You slip through the window that leads into your living room, the whole place eerily silent except for the howl of sirens off in the distance. You click on the lights before a string of Boos calling from the roof and you quickly shut them off and you remember your phone vibrating in your hand. You fumble it, the phone slipping until you catch it a foot from the ground and answer.

“Hello, Pet.” Dick whispers into the phone a light chuckle in his voice.

“Called to torture me more?” you snip quietly, looking over your shoulder to see if anyone is listening.

“I called to reward you, Pet. I see you’ve still got your pants on.”

“That’s only because I don’t have a washer yet.”

“No it’s not. You know you want to be good for me.”

“I don’t think I do.” you end the call, rolling your eyes and resting your head on your cold counter. Your hand reaches out, grabbing a bottle of water and chugging it down. You can do this. He’s just a man, you can resist. You slip back out onto the roof and decide to sit on the ledge, because you know he’s going to be calling back.

Dick: Come and play, Pet.

Dick: You know you want me.

Dick: Answer me, Pet or I’ll leave.

You: Leave?

Dick: Come find me.

You: Can’t tonight, you know everyone is here.

Dick: Ditch them.

You: I can’t ditch my own party.

Dick: For me?

You: No.

Dick: They’re to busy making out to even notice your gone

You: Where are you? How the fuck do you know that?

Dick: Told you to come find me, Pet.

“Argghh..” you mutter to yourself, gripping your phone so tight as you lightly stomp back inside. “I;m going to go take a shower after watching this display.” you say to Jason and Roy who just wave you off. “Assholes.”

Where could he be? You think as your eyes scan the living room, there's nowhere for him to hide in here, though he has snuck up on you before in even more open places. You think back as you try to quietly sneak down the hall, knowing that if he hears you coming he’ll move. The first time he scared you was at Damian's birthday, it wasn't the family one, the big Gotham one, he pulled you into a broom closet, then there was the alley way after a date that turned out to be more of a group hang situation and then last week when he basically dragged you from the dance floor and fucked you in the bathroom. He’s a fucking menace and if he isn't careful Jason is going to find out and then he's either going to kill both of you or just you. Not like he’d kill his brother, not even for you.

You peak your head into the bathroom, flicking the light on and pulling the curtain back. “Fuck, Richard. I didn’t realise kids still played hide and seek.” you whisper, hoping like fuck that he can’t hear you, “real mature, just hiding in a woman's apartment.” you quietly open  your bedroom door. The light shines from the roof and you can see the outlines of the gang as they sit around the projector. You pull the curtains closed, peering under the bed, “Richard, I know you’re in here.” you step back towards the door, “Goodbye Richard.” you smirk, heading back into the hallway, he’s just fucking with you. He’s not even here, probably watching from a rooftop like the perv he is. 

“You need to stop calling me that, Pet.” a deep voice whispers in your ear, a strong, lean arm wrapping around your middle while the other conceals the scream you let out, “You nearly found me, so close.”

You lick at his hand, but that just makes his hand press harder into your face as he lifts your feet from the ground, “Need to break in your new bed.”

“Jason and Roy are outside,” you pant when he takes his hand from your mouth.

“Then I guess you need to be quiet.” he grips your face, pulling you in for a kiss as he steps you back towards the wall, “Not a peep.”

“Can I cum this time? Or am I just supposed to take it?”

“You love it,” Dick whispers into your neck, his teeth grazing along your shoulder, “don’t you.”

“What if I say no?”

“I don't accept no, Pet.” he bites at your clavicle, “I only accept our safe word, you know that,” his lips press right underneath your ear, “And my little pet, it’s the only way you’ll ever,” his hand glides up your inner thigh, “Ever,” he grasps your pussy in his whole hand, “get me to stop.” he moves his hand forward, pressing his fingers up and pushing your pants closer to your pussy, “so what will it be?” his other hand pulls the buttons of your shirt apart, his mouth following his fingers, “you want me or not?”

“Yes,” you arch into him, dropping your pussy down onto his hand so you can grind down onto it.

“Tell me your safe word please.” he smoulders into your ear, "just so I know you haven't forgotten."

"Lance Tucker."

"Good Pet, now keep your mouth shut or I'll tie it shut." His fingers undo your jeans, grabbing a hold of them Dick rips them down your legs and flinging them across the room and knocking them into the wall. 

"Be quiet Pet," you mock him, with a whisper "says Mr throws shit around."

"I'll throw you around." His huge hands slide inner your ass picking you up and dropping you on the bed, his smile shining in the are lights as you snack your hands over your mouth, "No squealing, don't wanna get caught." He steps out of his pants, his eyes watching you squirm on the bed beneath him, "fuck, you're beautiful." 

You never feel self conscious with Dick, but seeing him looking at you like that. It's doing more than setting your pussy alight. You reach out to him, the need to make that look in his eyes change back to something you're used to.

"You want me Pet?" He asks as he lowers himself over you, "Want me to make you feel good?" His hand grazes up the inside of your leg as you can feel his chest pressing down on you, "nod or shake your head for me," his voice so quiet you don't think you'd hear it if he wasn't so close.

You nod, your hands drifting up to grip his shoulders as he plants another sweet kiss on your lips.

"My good little pet, you did so well for me today," his forefinger circles your clit, "let me reward you." his lips press softly into your thighs, his fingers trailing down your stomach as he inches closer and closer to your aching pussy. When his lips finally close over your clit, you bite down on your tongue, holding your breath in as your hips push up into his mouth, “Taste so fucking good,” he moans into you as his hands press down on your thighs keeping you open for him. You push up as your hands travel down, twining into the long strands of his dark hair, wrapping them around your fingers, “Yes Pet. Fuck my face,” he slides two fingers into you, “Grind down,” he licks and lathes at your pussy, “I can feel you getting close,” his nails bite into your thighs, “Cum on me, Pet,” his voice low and muffled by your pussy, “be such a good girl and cum on me.”

Your hand clamps over your mouth as your legs clutch around Dicks head, squeezing him so tight as your muscles bolt together and the feeling you’ve been waiting all day for washes over you like a bucket of ice water on a cold day. Your screams barely muffled, your eyes flick to the curtain when you see a shadow over the window. “Quiet Pet.” Dick smiles at you, his fingers darting out to gather your cum from his chin and drink it into his mouth. 

“Is there someone there?” you whisper, following the shadow as it disappears and you hear a voice in the kitchen.

“It’ll be ok, they probably just came in for a snack.” he crawls over you, his knees pressing yours even further apart, “I already had my snack, but I need something else now.”

“Like what?” you tease, “want me to get you a beer?”

“Maybe after I-”

“Hey! You down here?” Jason's voice calls down the hall, “You ok?”

“Answer him,” Dick teases you, his cock prodding at the entrance to your pussy, “Don’t want him to be suspicious.”

“Yeah, Jay. I ah-” you bite down on your lower lip as Dick presses his cock into you, “I just took a bad turn,” you make an accusing look at Dick as he grinds down into you, “needed to lie down.”

“I can come give you a cuddle if you want,” Jason calls from the other side of your door.

“NO.” you say a little too fast, “I mean, no. I’m-” you take a breath, “I just need a few minutes and I’ll be out.”

“If you’re sure.” you hear his heavy form weighing on your door, “You positive you don't want a head scratch?” fuck, you never wanted him to fuck off more than in this moment right now. Dicks hands palm at your tits, his fingers pinching at your nipple. He’s looking at you like your a fucking sex god and your thoughts are getting all jumbled.

“Just let me get a few more-” you cough loudly to cover the moan you make when Dick is fully inside and his mouth lands on your throat.

“I’ll make you some tea, do you want any cookies?”

“YEeesss.” you very badly cover that one with a whine, “Sorry, its cramps.” you feel Dicks laughter on your neck as his chuckles ring in your ear.

“Good one. Tell him I want some tea.” Dick whispers to you.

“No way.”

“They’ll be out here when you're ready.” Jason calls, knocking once on your door, “Just call out if you need anything.”

“Thanks babes!” you call back, trying to hold your laughter in as Dick starts to fuck into you faster.

“Every time you laugh your fucking tight little pussy clenches so fucking hard on me.” he moans in your ear, “Fuck you’re so beautiful when you lie like that, Pet.” he picks up your hips grinding his cock deep inside you and brushing against your g spot, “That get you all hot and bothered?” your pussy starts to pulse around him as he leans in close to your mouth, “You’re so bad, Pet.” your legs start to twitch, your pussy gripping him like it’s trying to hold Dicks cock inside you, “You going to cum again already?” his breath is so hot on your neck that you shiver, “Cum then,” he grinds down into you, “Give it to me.”

“Dick, I-” his lips catch yours, swallowing your moans and cries as you cum all over his cock. Your legs tighten on his thighs and you hold his mouth on top of yours until the screams are all done.

“My good Pet.”

“Dick, I’m so sensitive.” you groan into his mouth, “I can’t”

“Yes you can,” his fingers snake between your bodies until they're circling around your clit, “You’ve been a wonderful Pet for me today and now you’re going to give me all your cum,” he sucks your lip into his mouth, he fucks harder into you, pounding down into your pussy.

“Full.”

“Tell me how much you like it.” he moans, “quietly.”

“So much, Dick.”

“Best you’ve ever had isn’t it?”

“Yes.”

“You crave it, don't you?”

“Everyday.”

“You dream about it.”

“Most nights.”

“I dream about you too, Pet.”

“Me?”

“Every night, I dream about having my pretty little pussy wrapped around me,” his fingers grasp your chin, “about seeing these gorgeous eyes rolls back into your skull, when I hit it just-” he grinds your hips up, pushing deeper inside you, “these soft lips, open and waiting for me to-” he drips a single drop of spit into your mouth, “I love watching you lick at my spit Pet.”

“Dick.”

“I can feel it,” his fingers move faster on your clit, “give it to me and let me fill you up Pet.” he growls into your mouth, “that’s what you want isn't it?”

“Yes,” you moan, “can you cover-”

“Good Pet. Asking for what she needs.” his hands slides over your mouth as your orgasm rips through you, your whole body shaking, Dicks movements frantic as he tries to fuck every last drop of his cum into you. Both your breathing grows heavier and heavier as you drag every ounce of pleasure from each other. 

“Good game coach,” Dick smiles, his forehead leaning into yours.

“You’re a dork, you know that right?”

“You like me though.”

“Like your dick.”

“I’m all Dick, baby.”

“You got that right.” you roll your eyes as Dick rolls to his side, tucking you under his arm, “You know you have to go back out there right?”

“Nah, they’ll be fine.”

“Yeah, because my little wing is known for not worrying and not checking up on people.”

“Ugh,” you roll to the side of the bed, “this is the worst part.”

“Parting is such sweet sorrow.” his tone way to dramatic as he rests a hand on his head.

“Fuck off,” you throw a pillow at him while you try to tug a stray pair of sweats on, “I just hate leaving you when you look so-”

“Handsome? Irresistible?’

“Comfy.” you lean across the bed, stealing a kiss from him, “Are you going to wait here?” 

“Go on, baby. Jason’s waiting for you.”

“Guess I gotta go fake a period. Yay.” you keep looking at him, spread out on your bed, the sheet laying across his legs and a hand behind his head as he stares back at you. 

Darting into the bathroom you try your best to fix your hair and decide that the mess actually makes you look sick.

You find Jason in the kitchen, a pot of tea in his hand and three cups sitting on the counter, “Jasmine, your favourite,” he smiles, handing you a cup, “You feeling any better?”

“A bit, might just come sit for a while. What part of the movie you up to?”

“It’s nearly finished. Did you wanna just stay in here and hang?”

“Nah, I think I’ll be ok.”

“I got your favourite snack all ready on your chair and a bigger blanket. But I can bring everything inside if you want.”

“Thanks Jay,” you give him a quick hug, “You’re always looking after me. Let's head out.” He takes your tea from you, helping you out the window and throwing your blanket over you as you sit down. 

“You alright?” Roy asks as you take your seat, “You look like shit.”

“Thanks Roy. Appreciate it.”

“You’re welcome.”

“Leave her alone,” Jason chides him, sliding down on the couch next to him, “she's in pain.”

“Yeah, Roy. Don’t pick on me.”

“I'm not, I'm just saying. You got some serious fuck me hair going on there lady.”

“This is bullying, Roysand.”

“Now who's bullying? Name calling? Really?” Roy turns, poking his tongue out at you.

“Both of you stop, or you’ll be loved to death.” Jason chides you.

“Fine.” you say at the same time.

“Who's that?” Roy asks, peeking into your kitchen.

“What?” you stare at the tall man currently doing a shitty job of sneaking the fuck out.

“Yo! Grayson! I didn’t think you’d make it.” Jason calls and you feel yourself sink into your chair, pulling the blanket up to your mouth.

“Hey! Sorry I'm late, traffic. You know how it is.” Dick calls back, poking his head out of the window, “what are we watching?”

“Take a seat,” Roy smirks, his eyes darting between you and Dick, “The seat next to the blabber mouth is free.”

“Scooch.” Dick says to you, lifting your blanket and reclining his arm over the back of the chair.

“Be gentle with her, she's in pain.”

“She is a pain.” Roy dead pans, staring at you with evil in his fucking eyes.

“Would everyone just shut up and watch the movie?” Jason orders, snuggling into Roy's arm.

“The fuck?” you whisper to Dick, kicking him in the leg.

“I want to cuddle too.” his hand falls from the back of the couch onto your arm, pulling you closer to him, “Just let me hold you a little while longer.”

You keep your head facing the projector screen, but in the corner of your eye you can see Roy watching you, his eyes locked on where Dicks arm is around your shoulder. You look up to Dick to see if he’s noticed, but he just drags you closer, “Ignore him, I’ll deal with Roy Harper.”

[jaydenix]

W.I.T.C.H Fucking Sucked, change my mind

Oh look, another Winx Club fan who hates W.I.T.C.H, as if the world hasn't seen enough of those

But seriously, I saw absolutely nothing in this show that was really worthwhile. It's very boring and I enjoyed almost none of it. Honestly surprised I was able to finish all 52 episodes but I was very glad to be done in any case.

So like, let's talk about the main cast, the W.I.T.C.H in W.I.T.C.H if you will, and so if you will, let's talk about Will and co. (I am such poetry): Honestly the main five don't feel compelling at all, I take almost no interest in any of them as individuals. All it seems this show is focussed on is showing what they do as Guardians for the most part. Like, we never really see any emotional development with them, how being a Guardian affects their life or the pressure of trying to keep their identities hidden or prevent the bad guys from winning. We don't see of any of that and this just makes them such uninteresting characters. To be honest, they barely even have different personalities. I don't think I can point to a single thing that makes Irma much different from Hay Lin for instance, like they just all feel the same with only minor differences. Cornelia is the one exception as the blonde brat type similar to Stella (Winx) and Sasha (Amphibia), and she's probably my favourite just because of that, but that's not good grounds for a favourite character, it's just winning by default because of low competition.

The episodes also feel very intentionally separated and on their own. I get it's an episodical show but sometimes the characters can be so sporadic it feels like every episode was written by a different person with no synchronisation, characters feel so weirdly different from episode to episode sometimes, and the show regularly has arguments will happen for the dumbest reasons and I just argghh I hate it. This show sucks.

A few other characters that exist: -Blunk is like moderately funny at times -Caleb is... okay I guess he exists -Phobos is an alright villain but he just kinda sits around and waits and doesn't do anything, doesn't really come off as very threatening but there's not too much to hate about him per se -Nerissa is definitely a pretty threatening villain and learning about her backstory and plans and stuff was one of the more fun parts of the show for sure -Most of the characters in the rebellion don't feel very interesting tbh

Also the amount of times this show does stuff like very obviously in public view despite the fact it's still a secret just feels really weird, they've done so much that so many would've spotted them by now it made no sense.

Oh also the opening song is pretty banger I'll give the show that. "WE ARE, WE ARE, WE ARE W.I.T.C.H" it goes so hard

OKAY SPOILER TERRITORY NOW SKIP TO THE END IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE SPOILT:

Now it's time to talk about probably my biggest issue with this show, and that is Elyon, I hate everything about her. In the first half of season 1 we barely see her at all, which is insane because what happens next with her is easily the most important thing to happen at that point in the show. She goes onto join Phobos and it's discovered that she is actually his sister, which I think was pretty obvious throughout most of the first half of season 1. In any case, HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS NEEDED MORE TIME LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. Elyon's departure felt so one-sided and rushed on two major fronts. The first was her grievances over being left out by W.I.T.C.H. This one is annoying because we only see a few instances of this happening, when Elyon was clearly way more important than that in the grand scheme of things, she should've been obviously left out way more and become more frustrated without answers. We see a little bit of this but not enough, like there should've been a lot more moments of W.I.T.C.H (and especially Cornelia) having to cover up why they didn't show up for things or had to leave and she knows they're lying but doesn't know the full story, it's a common trope but it would work. Additionally, being distrustful of her parents, when they appear IN THE SAME EPISODE SHE FUCKS OFF TO MERIDIAN, like we're just expected to accept that? Not like see what they've done to raise her slowly but surely and eventually decide to take matters into her own hands especially when her friends are unreliable but no she instead runs away with the creepy librarian who has gaslit her into distrusting anyone else??? Fuck off, this whole plot of Elyon in the first half of S1 is just so poorly planned, it needed WAY more attention that the show could have afforded if it chose to focus on what was actually important but of course not. And it only gets worse from here.

Elyon after this becomes so obnoxious in the way she speaks and acts. She talks like she's in some fucking play of sorts with this grandiose way of speech and it's so frustrating, and also she acts so annoyingly loyal to the sleazy guy who apparently is her brother with basically no hesitation. I probably wouldn't mind this as much if her departure felt actually justified and fleshed out but of course that's not the world we live in. God I hate Elyon so much.

Otherwise I will say I did not see Caleb being Nerissa's son at all. Nerissa being a former Guardian and trying to recruit her old friends is pretty cool. Also when she kidnaps Matt and transforms him into that guy was a bold move, I like when villains get personal like this it makes them feel very threatening, Nerissa is definitely makes season 2 better for sure, though that doesn't mean it's that good.

The ending of the show was kinda strange with them bringing back Phobos thinking that would go swimmingly and then he gets eaten by his green monster friend and then everything happens it was a very odd ending that I felt extremely neutral on. Like it's just kinda there, what you see is what you get. But I was glad about one thing that this show was over, I didn't want to watch it anymore lol, I didn't really feel excited that the characters overcame something because it just didn't feel like there was anything to care about, I wish this show didn't suck so bad.

END OF SPOILERS

So yeah, this show is not that good, it has some okay moments but most of the show is boring, uneventful, and poorly written. I do know about the comics and I haven't actually read them I've only watched the show, maybe those are better and I know only a small amount of them got adapted for TV. But from what the show gives me, it's not great

I give season 1 like a 4/10 and season 2 like a 5/10 so 4.5/10 is my personal rating for W.I.T.C.H.

I've been very negative about this show but to be totally honest I didn't want to be, I was genuinely excited going in knowing it was similar to Winx Club, hoping to remind me of what made me like that show so much in the first place, but I was quickly hit with the reality this show was just not great, though since then I rewatched Winx Club S1 and I can say I definitely don't like it as much as I did before, Winx S1 had always been my favourite season but pending my rewatch of the others I think there's a good chance that could change. It seems since I last was into Winx I've learnt how media analysis works, I can take that. Anyway, that's my opinion of W.I.T.C.H.

P.S: Pls don't hate me this is just my opinion if you like this show and I know plenty of people do it's totally okay we can all like what we like and dislike what we dislike and I just happen to not like W.I.T.C.H very much OKAY? Have a good day.

[mxltifxnd0m]

omg i never gave you my review of the new matcha place!! i have yet to try the pure match for myself LOL but! i got a matcha with lavendar and it was SO GOODDD UGH and my friend got a hojicha which was also so scrumptious and ik this is no help when you're craving matcha but!! like i said i'm taking you on a date there in my head right now !!! <333

-mari @prentissluvr

omg a lavender matcha sounds soo good!! i've had strawberry and ube matcha before but i would def would want to try lavender (i love it in a milk tea so i just know with matcha it would be so good)

ooh i've always wanted to try hojicha so bad but i never see it on the menus at the places i go to (maybe i over look it) but i will for sure order that in the future if i see it

LMAOO you're fine, i'll probably get it on friday because i want to reward myself at the end of the week

argghh im also taking you out on a matcha date in my head as well <33

its truly a curse that we live so far from another like, can't i just be with my one true love??? hehe anyways thank you for the review of the matcha place my beautiful dove <33

[spaceagebachelormann]

plsplspls can i get henry clerval x reader headcanons where they spend valentines day together as husband and wife for the first time 🙏😞😞

✧.* 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒 𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐇𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐀𝐋

╰┈➤ MASTERLIST. NAVIGATION.

╰┈➤ CARMILLAS NOTES: ARGGHH writinf this for my girlfriend… everyone say hi jane!! @clervall 🫀

╰┈➤ WARNINGS: kinda bad because i’m tired 😕 sorry guys,,

oh my gosh he loves valentine’s day and he goes literally all out

he’ll make sure you have nothing planned for the entire day and doesn’t let you wake up early, he makes sure you wake up at a natural time

when he knows your awake he’s immediately all over you

he just loves you so much chat

when he done telling you his morning speech of much he loves you and would do literally anything for you no matter how ridiculous it is and then he goes and makes you the most heavenly tasting breakfast

he spends SO long on the breakfast btw he has to make sure literally everything is perfect for you

it takes about an hour to make so you’re starving by the time he actually gives it to you and it’s completely worth the wait

please please tell him it’s good it took him forever to get at cooking and he likes making sure you actually like it and don’t secretly hate it

after that he talks you on your regular walks but this time takes a different route and this time it takes you to a picnic somewhere new in the forest nobody can bother you guys!!

once again he made all the food at this picnic so it tastes literally wonderful

he (tries.) to braid your hair because he’s just always wanted to, but he’s not very good with hair and accidentally tangles it and he feels so bad after but when he brushes it out he’s really gentle and apologetic and somehow your hair looks and feels better afterwards

he did more good than harm to your hair

after your little brunch picnic he’ll take you shopping and get you anything you want

it could be ridiculous(ly expensive) and he wouldn’t bat an eye and will immediately get it for you

and don’t you dare feel bad about prices or if it’s impractical because on valentine’s day all bets are off and he’ll buy you as much as he can afford <3

after that you guys just wander around and he’ll listen to you talk or vice versa for hours

getting close to dinner he’d usually just make you guys something but he instead he takes you out! if you’re introverted it’s somewhere with less people ! although he might try and make it like that anyway

the dinner was good but nothing beats his cooking, be sure to remind him of that because he’s a little insecure about his cooking

at this point, it’s probably pretty dark and cold outside so he’ll offer you his jacket and just drape it over your shoulders or help you put it on if it’s really cold

he honestly loves you wearing it because it smells like your perfume afterwards

when you guys get home and into your room there’s a big bouquet and a few gifts!!

he’s very upset it’s not flower picking weather because he likes to pick and make your bouquets by himself, but buying them works i guess

the gifts are probably the classic things but he also puts a few extras of things he’d seen you wanted before, he thought you’d like or just reminded him of you

it’s getting a bit late so you of course have to get your bedtime clothes on

after that so he’ll lay you down on the bed and brush your hair for you again and tuck you in, absolutely smother your face and anything he can in kisses, read a bedtime story if you want it, anything for you

after that he’ll get into bed with you and let you rest your head on his chest until you fall asleep

he also made sure you both have the next day free of any work/schooling so you can sleep in late <3