#ARE YOU FR

[httpsem]

you cannot be serious……………

[tonycries]

re: that tag where u said "i'm afraid no man would be like this"

please know that you have revamped my sex life with my man because of ur delicious fics. i indirectly blame you for my first squirting experience last week. you're teaching them and it's

so nice 🥴

[astraskylark]

We're so back we have never been so back it's crazy how back we are

[erinwantstowrite]

How do you think Peter would react to the fact that Bruce technically trained under Santa?

like me. NO FUCKING WAY DID THAT HAPPEN. i literally refuse to believe this was mentioned just now as a little side thing he can FUCK OFF. because this implies he's been aware of Santa's existence for YEARS and you do NOT lose your joy and whimsy of learning that SANTA CLAUS is real. fuck off. now every time i read his comics and he does like literally anything i'll be sitting there knowing this mf trained with Santa Claus. it makes him sound even more ridiculous and thus he is not allowed to be broody anymore.

Oh your son died? SANTA CLAUS IS REAL. (/j)

also, i'm not quite sure if this is the case, but i was under the impression that the YJ were the only ones to know Santa existed and that he was kind of dead for a while (?) which i found infinitely funnier than Batman having trained with him for a little bit. they got Santa Claused (the movie) and told no one. it's so much better if absolutely no one else believes that Santa Claus is real besides the kid heroes (and Superman). i think it would have been better if the Santa was magic that literally couldn't be percieved by people unless they believed he was real, meaning most adults can't see him, even magic ones

[nepentheseeker]

I used to think that (I still think) Goo was a nerd in highschool but then I remembered he said this -

he was a dumbass who skipped classes everyday I guess.

[kingkai4ever]

A conversation with someone I had today at school

Me: well personally I don’t like Apollo confessing to Reyna as I feel like it got rid of his birth story of him being practically raised by women knowing he was raised by an alone mother Leto and an older twin sister who is independent

Them: “you just hate seeing men do something wrong and want to defend them!!”

…what..??

[needtoloveoutloud]

At the ophthalmologist right now and I swear, I don't even know if I want the Dioptrien for my contact lenses adjusted

I've literally seen enough

[free-simblr]

for the low price of purchasing every item one by one you too can have poorly made cc in your game that you have to get privately sent which is the easiest way to send tracked cc! this is such a good deal

[cheesecake-clown]

WHY IS ALLAN BLOWING UP ON MY ACCOUNT SO HARD MAN WHAT THE FLIP

[happilysmythe]

MATTHEW TKACHUK IS FUCKING ENGAGED?!?!?!

[kotoal1011]

Ain't it just hypocrital to call ktk (a literal vigilante) a cop while the man who was an actual cop is right there

[newvegascowboy]

You've gotta be seriously kidding me haha

[autobahnmp3]

there's a stand still for 10min in all hotels and restaurants and service industry in general on the 31st of october and our boss said we're not participating

[datadegroove]

the locksmith locked himself out

[rueclfer]

i need to confess this somewhere or else i might, like, combust, but like....

my biggest hear me out is pete from mickey mouse :((