#ARE THEY FOR REAL

[alexturntable]

“I need a haircut from your mom”

“Whenever you want, whenever you want”

[greeneyed-thestral]

[aeligsido]

9-1-1 stop giving us the clown makeup challenge

[anonwritersposts]

Rewatching The Conjuring, why tf do they accept the really bizzare shit as normal? A fucking bird hits the window, the family dog dies, and your kid is actively sleep walking-

I’d be moving out so fucking fast???? THIRD CLAP nah I’m throwing hands?????

[vampfiire]

WHY IS THUNDER PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND I-

[elektroyu]

I got a counter signed copy of the lease agreement per email (hopefully it'll be in the regular mail today, too).

BUT IT STILL LACKS THE PART ABOUT MY PETS DAMMIT. Wtf is this man at the agency even doing

[bloodwards]

okay but what have we done to deserve this. taylor let this “film” go, I’m begging

[luigicat117]

I couldn't have said it better myself.

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[mudwisard]

my trick for getting through grad school is learning to navigate the quadrants with all their nuances

[dashcon-two]

Prepare yourself.

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[violetsandshrikes]

kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….

[mintaii]

take responsibility

[willgrahamscock]

fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3: