#AO3 outage

[frownyalfred]

I don’t know how to say this in a non-obsessed way, but I need the ao3 status updates to be beamed straight into my head whenever the archive goes down. I need that shit announced like we’re in a plane attempting to make a risky landing. Oh we’re down for another 20 minutes because of a server in the Pacific? Sure, thanks. I’ll just wait here.

[verynonyideas]

[vexinglyvague]

Ao3 is down. I repeat, ao3 is down

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

God gives his hardest battles (ao3 being down) to his strongest soldiers (me, who just wants to read my bedtime stories)

[rocknrollinbitchforu]

ao3 not again we've done this dance already this week

[millie-with-a-y]

my wife (ao3) is now in the hospital (down) and has been there altogether too many times over the past few days! oh how I worry so for her health! my poor dear!

[talkdrarrytome]

Everyone after being without AO3 for almost 2 days and realizing how much we took it for granted 

[rainratwrites]

me slinking over to fanfic.net like a depressed teenager visiting their lesser liked divorced parent

[supergaymoon]

What am I supposed to do without Ao3. Right in the middle of a fic I'm actually gonna cry rn

[bookish-dream]

you have GOT to be kidding me

[frownyalfred]

leans in to whisper in George Bush’s ear Mr. President, ao3 has gone down again

[gingerbreadpopsolo]

Source:

[spirkrants]

Ao3?? Has abandoned me in my time of need??

[rocknrollinbitchforu]

ao3 being down (or at least super slow) when somebody commented a picture of a woman in lingere that i need to delete from my most recent fic that i uploaded TODAY is crazy. AO3 I'M TRYING TO HELP I JUST GOT THE EMAIL

[triassictriserratops]

how am I supposed to be horny and depressed under these conditions?