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Captain pookie on the bridge

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First post!! I love Uhura

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whoops

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when spock is so loved

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TNG text posts part 4

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I'm on some kind of gayass journey

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It’s cunt, Jim. But not as we serve it.

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I said the other day that you couldn't pay me to watch Strange New Worlds. But I have decided that y'all can pay someone else.

If y'all get @hanangaza8 's campaign fully funded, I'll watch the show. She's trying to support her family after her home and her husband's place of business were bombed. They've been vetted by gazavetters, #140 on the list. With the amount of followers I have, if everyone donates $25, they'll be funded in no time.

Do you miss Hater Thursdays? Do you want to see me bitch about Blade and spapel and ableism and eugenics and the fucking Gorn? Want to see me begrudgingly admit that several of it's problems do actually originate in Disco, but that I still love Disco and hate snw? I'll at least compliment the costuming. Help out this family

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Lon Suder should have lived so Tuvok & Harry could talk about their respective "I Can Fix Him" projects together. What if you were a criminal who had no regard for anyone's life least of all your own and I was the man who saved you from the pound despite your extensive bite history.

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the thing about tom paris/harry kim is that harry can absolutely do a million times better than tom but does nooottttt want to because he’s thee biggest “i can fix them” guy ever. he needs his little pet project who will bark like a dog for his validation

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They made it :)

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Could someone PLEASE edit Unification so that Kirk gets teleported to Five Guys finally

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Honestly, I don't mind buff and hairless spock in SNW that much because in my mind I just pretend that spock went through a fuck boy gym rat phase in his 20s because he wanted to look like a ~sexy~ vulcan.

And that's why in TOS in his 30s, he doesn't talk about his past starfleet postings that much because he's embarrassed about it.

Like in a "wow I can't believe Pike had to see me in my fuckboy waxing my chest hoe era, better not tell Kirk about this or else I'd be teased about it until the end of times, let's just pretend I was always a proper logical Vulcan"

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Sarek confronting Kirk about Spock’s missing katra

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theres a horrifying other reality out there where they actually stuck to the plan by making Chekov british...shudder

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STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES season two | episode twenty-four ⇢ the ultimate computer