#ANYWAY HII COOKIE

[b1rdbra1ned]

Did anything in particular happen or have you always disliked Fan? I'm out the loop with ii so I don't know recent information or anything

Might be misinfo but i think fantube is canon now?? Or will be??? (Again might be misinfo but i heard someone say brian confirmed this during the recent bfbxii event)

my hatred for fan is purely theatrical BUTTT i do think he would make a shitty dad and personally not a big fan of the idea of fantube being canon (i’m not a fan of any ship being canon)

What set of my recent posts was watching the new episode and hearing ppl say tt and fan are the greatest parents ever, while paintbrush IS RIGHT THERE (i swear pb is more of a parent to bot than fan has ever been, ik it’s because fan isn’t even on the show anymore but honestly i don’t think you could convince me he would be a good parent if he was there)

Ngl also a little out of the loop, i’ve been mainly ignoring whatever ae has been saying and only get the occasional ii posts on my dashboard (i’m very aware of the criticism ii has been getting tho, i’m glad people are talking about that more because when i was hyperfixating on ii i felt like i couldn’t talk about stuff like this at all without getting spellcasted into the void)

[xoxochb]

Hii could you make christmas headcannons for percy 🙏

— white christmas ౨ৎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

♪ ༘⋆ on the radio… white xmas by sabrina carpenter!

warnings: none I don’t think pairing: percy jackson x fem! (?) reader

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୨୧ okay let’s do this thing.

୨୧ so firstly he defff doesn’t stay at camp through the holidays.

୨୧ and he didn’t want to leave you alone so he brought you back to his home with him!

୨୧ and I’ve never been to new york during december, but I know they have that huge tree (??) and I know for a fact, like, the night before christmas (dec twenty four) and forces you to kiss him in front of the trees lolsies he’s so silly.

୨୧ but he literally has you out like half the night just because he wants to walk around in the snow and admire all the christmas lights.

୨୧ and as much fun as this was, by the time you both arrived back home your faces were red and every inch of skin completely numb LOL. you ended up under four layers of blankets with huge cups of hot chocolate (or if you hate hot cocoa like me, then tea or coffee).

୨୧ and you watch some kind of christmas movie until you both pass out on the couch, limbs entwined.

୨୧ you wake up on the couch too, to the voice of little estelle squealing and running through the house excitedly.

୨୧ wait shut the fuck up, I almost forgot to add he def got you both matching christmas pajamas! like I know he would too n they would be those boring plaid ones either they’d probably have something on them.

୨୧ like candy canes or christmas trees or gingerbread cookies or something like that— or even an assortment of all three of those (I’m totallyyyyy not saying that because I have those pj pants…).

୨୧ but they’re so cute.

୨୧ anyways, the day starts with presents first, obviously, but also not before coffee first.

୨୧ coffee always comes first.

୨୧ so you and percy have to restrain estelle from opening up any presents before sally and paul are there. which admittedly was a more than two person job, she was very excited!

୨୧ but the second they say she can open them she’s off for the races LOL.

୨୧ anyways, enough talk about estelle (sorry 😞), I knowwww this boy is spoiling you like crazy.

୨୧ like no matter how many times you tell him you don’t need a lot for christmas— he’s gonna get you a lot anyways because he doesn’t listen for shit.

୨୧ but it’s all very sweet. n I feel like he would get you matching bracelets too like how cute would that be.

୨୧ like his is something ocean themed but it has your initial on it and yours is your godly parent theme and has his initial on it (unless your name starts with a P like me then we’re struggling a bit 😭😭)!

୨୧ but besides the presents, you’ll bake cookies later! blue of course don’t even try to make them any other color…

୨୧ and by the end of this the kitchen is on FIRE!!! 😱

୨୧ no jk but the kitchen is a total mess LMAO like there’s blue ALL over n flour covering the counters and your faces and it’s just a disaster.

୨୧ anyways after the kitchen is cleaned and you’ve both showered and changed clothes the new shenanigans begin… (insert dramatic music)

୨୧ but do you guys know that post I made about how percy always has mistletoe with him 😕

୨୧ well it’s 10x worse on christmas. like his boy has no end he whips it out every five seconds just because he’s bored and wants a kiss from his beloved.

୨୧ and if you don’t kiss him he gets pouty and whiny and won’t leave you alone until you finally have kissed him.

୨୧ and he’s literally awful he’s the type of guy to have christmas music full blast and SCREAM singing all day n it’s literally terrible he can’t even sing good either someone humble him!!!!!

୨୧ you eventually get him to stop (bribed with $5) and calm down.

୨୧ you force him to sit on the couch with you and binge christmas movies ☺️

୨୧ and he’s not going to say no to you…

୨୧ so he wraps you both up beneath piles of blankets. you end up taking a nap for a bit.

୨୧ n when you wake up you go out in the snow because it’s winter duh!!!

୨୧ but he’s lowkey an ass he’s the typa guy to throw snowballs at ur face with no remorse. 😒

୨୧ so you get back at him, of course, and throw snowballs back at his face.

୨୧ n he gets fake angry like the hypocrite he is (LOL jk).

whining, laying on the snow in a defeated soldier position, percy lazily drapes his hand over his chest. “you’ve wounded me. how will I ever recover?”

“you won’t… I shall let you die here,” you play along with a wide smile across your mouth.

percy sighs wearily. “will you grant me one last kiss?”

you oblige and crouch to his level, placing a delicate kiss over his lips.

“thus with a kiss… I die.”

୨୧ anddddd scene!

୨୧ he’s so silly where can I find one like him ☹️

୨୧ anyways, by the end of the day your both frigid snowflakes, sitting practically inside of the fireplace, curled into each other with heaps of blankets.

୨୧ and in all, it was totally the best christmas ever!

[hugemilkshake]

hii! okay sooo....

seeing you write a Yandere Ancients x Reader....that got me thinking....what if it was the Dragons? YANDERE dragons? OMG SCREAMS AAAAAAAARGRHRGRRGRH ( im obsessed...i love yanderes sm they make me crazy MUAHAHHA i crave for more yandere dragon cookies content YUMMY )

same plot, basically the dragons (yandere) react to reader's rejection to them and pushes them away or something? or what if reader prefers someone else? i would really LOVE to see their reactions heh....IF U SEE THIS I BEG OF YOU- it would be the happiest moments of my LIFE if u do this RAHHHH anyways...THANKIE AND GOODBAI COOL PERSON !1!1 *skedaddles away*

(ok seriously i love they way u write the dragons. i crave more of ur amazing content hshshshsh)

Enjoy the milkshake! I’m a slow writer lololol and also my jaw hurts-

I would do Lychee and Longan but I can’t think of any ideas for them rn </3

Pitaya, Ananas and Lotus getting rejected

-Romantic-

!TW! Under the cut there will be stuff like guilt tripping, arson, punishing innocent people, forced starvation, implied cheating, manipulation and obsessive behaviors

Pitaya Dragon

You were already happy with the cookie you were with, your life was practically perfect.

But The Great Red Dragon thought that you’d drop everything just to be with them. I mean imagine being with one of the strongest characters on earthbread! You’d be treated well!

But… your more loyal than the dragon thought.. Your loyalty was something admirable but Pitaya hated that it wasn’t for them. You saw the dragon try to play it off normally but there was and underlying rage.

A month goes by you lived your normal life, the confession occasional coming up in your thoughts. Today was an average day, a clear sky and cool wind.

But then… you smelt it… smoke..

Smoke and the stench of burnt butter. You eyes gaze up at the sky and you see the smoke drifting across the blue sky, staining it in a dark gray. You look and spot that the smoke is coming from the local village, that same village your partner was visiting…

—————————————

When you rejected Pitaya, they were very angry. For days they burned and destroyed their cave.

But after they cooled down a bit they cleaned their cave up. Not because they accepted your rejection, but because they had a plan

They see how horrified you were at the sight of burnt cookies and homes, but most importantly… your partner being held up by the collar.

You had an ultimatum. Either save your partner and go with Pitaya or you let your partner and more cookies die, I mean… you wouldn’t want to be the cause of so many deaths right?

If you go with Pitaya, you are always in their vicinity. The dragon is quite clingy to you. They have their tail wrapped around time or your resting in their lap

They feel a little bad for forcing you to come with them, but not bad enough to let you go.

Ananas Dragon

A rejection to The Golden Dragon is quite the insult, but a rejection in favor for another? That’s just blasphemy.

After your rejection, your tribe started to suffer. Fruit stoped being produced, fish avoided the tribes hunting grounds and cookies started getting sick.

No one knows why, other tribes aren’t experiencing this, so why is yours?

Some cookies start to suspect that you have something to do with it, why else are there so many golden treasures and trinkets around your home?

Some cookies think about sacrificing you to the Golden Dragon, others think you did something to anger the dragon… which is exactly what Ananas Dragon wants…

—————————————

Your rejection was the most disrespectful thing Ananas Dragon has heard. I mean, you would be spoiled in riches beyond your wildest dreams! And yet, you choose some.. BORING old cookie over them?! Blasphemy.

The only thing that they could think of is to punish you. Your tribe had it good for too long. It’s time to bring some trouble.

All food sources started to die out. Anything you’d grow would die, all and any fish would be no where to be found.

Cookies of your tribe had to start rationing food and even eating plants that wouldn’t be considered edible, just to avoid starvation.

But due to the food situation, cookies were starting to get sick.

But while this happened, the more gold was left at your house. Cookies started to think you had something to do with this

The more who think you did something… the quicker Ananas Dragon will get you in their grasp…

Lotus Dragon

This confession didn’t happen immediately. It happened when you were head over heels. Yes, you have a partner but that doesn’t mean you can’t fall for someone else right?

It’s slow but Lotus is very patient. They can wait for their wish to come true. But while they’re waiting… why don’t you listen to them play their mandolin for a bit?

Don’t worry about your partner! They didn’t think about coming with you, they might not be as loyal as you think… but that’s probably not the case!

Right..?

—————————————

Lotus knows you’re loyal to your partner, and they know that you’d reject them, so unlike some other dragons, they would make you and your partner fall out of love.

Friendship. That’s where all love usually starts.

To befriend a dragon is quite a great feat. Others are envious and amazed at your friendship with the wish giving dragon

But… Lotus whispers doubts about your partner… like why don’t they spend time with you? They don’t seem to notice when you’re upset so why do they stay with you?

And unknown to you (and lotus) cookies tell your partner that they aren’t good enough for you since you are apparently friends with a dragon.

In a matter of time… you and your partner are broken up and you actually accept Lotus Dragons confession

But be warned… if you even come close to figuring out that they aided in breaking you and your partner up… you might get locked up…

[gyubakeries]

❆ 𝐠𝐲𝐮𝐛𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 : 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐬! ❆ | 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮 - 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 <𝟑

❆ 𝑑𝑎𝑦 8: baking cookies | l.sm

a/n: hii! welcome to day 8 :) my love language is baking and i would genuinely combust if i got to do it with seokmin, so this was really fun for me to write. hope you enjoy!

word count: 878 contents: seokmin x gn!reader , baking cookies , crack , fluff , chaotic , no cookies were harmed in the writing of this , christmas fun

you're on the couch, mindlessly scrolling on instagram, when you come across it.

"seok! i found it!" you exclaim excitedly, and it takes your boyfriend a total of five seconds to sprint to the living room.

"you found it?" he screams. "the candy i lost in the living room?"

"what?" you ask. "when did you lose candy in the living room? more importantly, how?"

"ah, you got me excited for nothing," seokmin pouts. "i found this really good candy at this restaurant and i'd been saving the last piece so i could buy it at the supermarket, but i lost it, so i don't even know what the name is. anyways, what did you find?"

"the recipe!" you jump up to show him the video on your phone. about a month ago, you had watched this recipe, and you had so badly wanted to recreate it, but before you could save the video, your phone died, and the video was gone forever.

until today, that is.

"oh my god! we need to do it right now," seokmin practically shrieks, but you don't mind. after having dated him for almost four years, you were almost desensitized to such high levels of sound.

"let me just save it first," you mumble, carefully saving the link to the video, sending it to yourself, seokmin and even your parents for extra backup. "seok, can you check if we have all the ingredients?"

as you list off the ingredients, seokmin rummages through the kitchen, and when he gives you a triumphant thumbs-up, you couldn't be more happy.

"it's cookie time!" seokmin sings loudly, and you let him drag you gently into the kitchen to get started.

―

"you just spilled flour everywhere!" you groan. you had barely started with the recipe for gingerbread cookies, when seokmin had managed to drop almost all the flour on the kitchen floor.

"my hands were slippery from the butter!" seokmin defends himself. "calm down, we can't have an angry and clumsy chef in here. i'll clean up the flour, you focus on the cookie dough, yeah?"

you inhale deeply and try to gather your composure. seokmin was right; angry and clumsy were not the best combination. you only grumble slightly when he presses a kiss to your cheek and rushes off to grab a broom and clean the mess.

while seokmin sweeps up the flour, you busy yourself with combining the flour, sugar, ginger powder, spices and butter together, after which you add some honey. just as you start kneading the dough together with your hands, seokmin approaches you with clean hands and puppy eyes.

"can i knead the dough please?" he asks, and it's difficult not to give in, especially when the full power of his large, doe eyes is directed at you.

"go ahead," you smile, moving away from the bowl and allowing seokmin to carefully knead the dough together. he initially cringes at the weird texture, but soon enough, he's moulding the cookie dough into random shapes and messing around.

"that's enough kneading," you instruct, and seokmin gathers all the dough in one large lump, not before popping in a small piece of it in his mouth first. "mm, tastes good!"

"you're gonna get salmonella poisoning if you eat raw cookie dough," you tell him, but he shakes his head. "it's a risk i'm willing to take. let's shape our cookies now!"

you grab the baking tray you had prepped with parchment paper and the two of you get to work on the shapes of your gingerbread men. you focus all your concentration on making the shape as perfect as possible, groaning and muttering in frustration when the head became too big, or if the arms and legs weren't symmetrical.

finally, after a lot of hard work, you step back to admire your creation― three perfect looking gingerbread men with raisins for eyes and a mouth, smiling up at you.

then you look over to seokmin's, and it's safe to say that his gingerbread men look like they just got beaten up.

"min, what on earth have you made?" you ask, barely holding back your laughter at the sight of seokmin's cookies.

"they're supposed to be mini bruno mars gingerbread men," he explains, and you think that if bruno mars ever came across these cookies, he'd probably end up crying.

however, what seokmin lacks in artistic skill, he makes up for in enthusiasm. even as you both laugh at how his 'bruno mars' cookies came out of the oven looking like a brown glob, and your perfect cookies became disfigured, his bright smile never left his face.

that's what you love about seokmin, his happiness is so contagious that it affects you in the best way possible. he's like a ray of sunshine on stormy days, a warm hug when the nights are cold, and the human embodiment of comfort when you're falling apart.

(you tell him how his loud voice and bright grins have changed you for the better and made you happier when you're both eating the cookies after dinner.

you pretend that the tears in both your eyes are from the excess amount of ginger powder you've put in the cookies, and not the unwavering love you have for each other.)

- fin.

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[xanasaurusrex]

Hii, I've read your Percy Jackson cabins headcanons and I loved them! They're are soo good! Could you please write for the Aphrodite cabin?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ aphrodite cabin headcanons ࿐ྂ

a/n: so it's been a while since i've posted some cabin headcanons, and i LOVE aphrodite kids, and i've gotten a bunch of requests for aphrodite cabin hcs 😭 i'm sorry it took this long, i'm getting back into the cabin hcs but i'm focusing on fics rn, but yeah! i hope you all enjoy this, and thank you to everyone who requested aphrodite cabin! taglist: @asvterias @lvrue @thewritingbarbie @kroumi @ravisinghs-wife

so aphrodite kids are generally pretty cool

they're naturally very outgoing and caring people, who love big and hard and are wonderful people to have in your life

but they can also be a bit of a handful

they tend to have very big and dramatic emotions, and they cry at a lot of things

every aphrodite kid had the experience of being labeled a crybaby when they were younger

they come by their emotional-ness naturally

aphrodite kids are naturally very flirty as well

like they're the kind of people that flirt with their friends no matter what

which you would think would make it difficult to tell when they actually have a crush on somebody, but it doesn't for some reason, you can just kinda tell

aphrodite kids are not shy when they like someone

aphrodite kids are the type of people who as soon as they come to the conclusion that they have a crush on someone they just flat out tell them

obviously this doesn't happen every time because there are some aphrodite kids that are more shy, but for the most part, that's just the type of person they are

so not every aphrodite kid has the ability to charmspeak, but they all have a better skill at convincing people to do things for them

like it’s not charmspeak but they are naturally more charming/convincing

obviously kids who get the charmspeak gene are much more convincing than other aphrodite kids but you know what i mean

weird little quirk about aphrodite kids, they love sugar cookies

they could not tell you why, they just really love them for like, no reason

aphrodite kids are also huge matchmakers

like HUUUUGE

do not tell an aphrodite kid who you have a crush on if you don't want them to start trying to set you up with that person

although, if they do it's a good sign, because aphrodite kids really try not to matchmake a person with someone they don't like, because they think that's really mean on both parts

aphrodite kids were the kids that were dating in elementary and middle school

and saying "i love you" two days in, let's be totally honest

they also were totally wearing makeup at like 10

not that that's necessarily a bad thing, other demigods probably wore makeup at 10, aphrodite kids are just so much more likely

although it's a common misconception that aphrodite kids always wake up at 5 in the morning to put on an elaborate glam makeup look for everyday wear

that is not true

well, in some cases it is, but it's much more common for aphrodite kids to just wear casual, feature-enhancing makeup for everyday

don't get me wrong, when there's an occasion, they JUMP at the opportunity to go full glam

aphrodite kids also do other demigods' makeup when they need it

also, if you ever need a personal stylist, go to the aphrodite cabin beacuse they LOVE it when people need fashion advice

they often give it anyway, so it's extra nice when people don't yell at them for telling them how to style their orange camp t-shirts

yes, the camp half-blood orange shirts are iconic, but there are definitely aphrodite kids that have wanted to change the color to something a bit less... harsh, as it's hard to style something so bright

aphrodite kids LOVE making friendship bracelets

you know, the ones with embroidery floss that you tie knots to make, and you like tape it/tie it to your water bottle

aphrodite kids make those all day every day

they have a little plastic drawer thing that has just SO MUCH embroidery floss in it, all the colors you can imagine, complete with a few printed out templates that they sometimes use to make some fun ones

they give these out to literally everyone

they make sure that everyone in camp has at least one friendship bracelet made by them

they also like to teach kids from other cabins how to make them, and whenever an aphrodite kid gets a bracelet made by someone other than an aphrodite kid, they get so happy

their hearts just warm so quickly

it's adorable to see because their whole face lights up, and then they hug you, and it's so cute

they've even given a couple to chiron and mr. d, and they actually wear them

chiron doesn't wear them as often, because he likes looking formal sometimes

but mr. d wears them all the times

it's so funny, because mr. d claims that the campers are the bane of his existence, they're so annoying, but if an aphrodite kid hands him a friendship bracelet, he looks at it for a second, nods his head, and then slips it on his wrist to add to his collection

the collection is getting a little bit too big for his one hand, so he's started putting them on his other wrist

everytime this happens, the aphrodite kid that gave him the bracelet makes fun of him for being a softie, but he just rolls his eyes and goes back to sipping his coke while watching the lake

aphrodite kids are also super touchy

they honestly have all the love languages, but their big one is physical affection

they LOVE hugs

they LOVE holding hands

they LOVE kissing

obviously the kissing is only in a romantic aspect, but you get it

if you're friends with an aphrodite kid, they're going to hug you all the freaking time

they just love showing their love for you by squeezing the air out of you!

aphrodite kids will hold hands with you platonically as well

obviously, if this makes you uncomfortable and you don't want to hold hands and/or hug, they'll respect that, but they kinda won't think to ask you if that makes sense

they'll never be like "are you okay if i hug you?"

but if you ever tell them politely that you don't want to be hugged, they won't hug you anymore

aphrodite kids are also crazy passionate

about literally everything

when they have a passion for something, they have a passion for it

like, they will dedicate their whole heart and soul to something because they love it

they just have a lot of love in their hearts that needs to go somewhere

another random thing: aphrodite children were born to be fangirls

(and boys but you know)

they all have a celebrity crush that they are obsessed with and will like dedicate their life to watching edits of

(if i was a child of aphrodite, it would be dior goodjohn)

(what am i talking about it already is)

they also have a love for art

like specifically art from the renaissance period, they LOVE that

they just can appreciate a really beautiful piece of artwork, because they see beauty in everything

there's a common misconception that aphrodite kids are mean and stuck up, and there definitely are mean and stuck up kids, but there's mean and stuck up kids from every cabin.

aphrodite kids are honestly some of the nicest and kindest and most loving people you'll ever come across

they do have a tendency to throw temper tantrums every once in a while, but not in the way that like a toddler throws a temper tantrum

like i said, they just have a lot of big emotions, and they don't always know what to do with them

aphrodite kids are also often overlooked in a battle sense

everyone thinks that just because they care about their appearance, they won't be good soldiers, but that is 100% NOT TRUE

aphrodite kids are amazing at fighting and battle, maybe not as good as others, but they are good and can hold their own

don't underestimate them, though, because if you do, they make it their mission to prove you wrong

also, when aphrodite kids set their mind to something, they make it happen

so if someone makes a comment about them not knowing how to use a sword... let's just say they'll show you they do

all in all, aphrodite kids are super fun to be around, and they're the kind of friend that you can depend on no matter what, so it's always good to have an aphrodite kid in your corner

[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖? 𝕆𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕖?! ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ anon request: hiii!!!! hru? i have a little bit specific request, hope thats ok!!!

idk if u know the translation from the song “karakuri pierrot” by miku, but basically shes gettin dumped cuz her crush left her waiting on the date and never came 😭

id like to request smth based on this song with fantasista squad, like, they forgot abt the date and then theyre like😨😨😨😨((a happy ending would be appreciated <3

sorry if its too much, if it bothers you just ignore this LMAOAAOAO😭😭😭

anyways ty and bye!🤍

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Hii! I'm sorry but u don't do songfics but it still sounded interesting so I just based it on your description! Hope it's alright!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ fluff

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"What the hell is wrong with this strand..."

Akito muttered to himself as he tried styling his hair a bit more elegantly. He had a date at a restaurant with you today and he prefered to look properly on it.

He was fully focused on his hair, getting a bit annoyed... he let our so many curses, even Ena came to his room and gave him instecutions just so he could shut up! But despite her tips... he had that one annoying hair strand that he couldn't get a hang of...

He finally decided to just look up some tutorials on internet, when he noticed the time... it was half an hour after the time you agreed to meet! And the amount of messages he got from you only told him how pissed you could be now...

He decided to drop his tries at calming the strand and just get to you as soon as he could, hoping that you were still there... you didn't leave this place yet, right? At least you haven't texted him about it...

He tried not to run to not sweat in his suit, so he settled on quick walk. When he arrived he noticed you getting up from a bench, clearly disappointed and about to leave, and he couldn't blame you for it...

"I'm sorry... I... I had a little problem."

He points at his hair strand as soon as he walked up to you, and you couldn't help but chuckle. He was dressed formally but that strand was ruining everything about this style!

"Hehe~ You really did. You could've asked me, I would've helped you..."

"I guess I will next time... you look beautiful, thank you for waiting for me... let's catch up, alright? My treat. And we can go to mall after it..."

You knew how much he hated going to mall, and now he didn't even said anything about not caring your bags so maybe he will? He really looked like he wasn't lying so... might as well forgive him for this one time situation, right?

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@bleachtheidiot @akitosheart @yulikesminori @toyaswif3y @miya-akane @hayillaaaaaaa - come get your pancakes lover!

Toya actually wasn't late, he'd be even 5 or 10 minutes early in this tempo so he walked calmly. It was when he was walking past some granny who was clearly struggling and he couldn't just walk past without caring...

"Excuse me, are you alright?"

And that's how it started... it turned out the older lady had a problem with getting 2 bags up to 4th floor, so of course he helped. And after he did that? She offered him some cookies, cup of coffee and even a small chat... she was so nice and chatty he couldn't just say he needs to go...

So thinking he has the time, he accepted it and didn't even realize it was half an hour that passed untill he looked at his phone, and finally excused himself.

"<I'm aware I'm running late, please wait just 10 more minutes for me, I'll be there soon and explain everything to you.>"

He texted you in a hurry as he picked up his peace and quickly walked towards location of your date.

When he finally arrived, he was just a little bit out of breath but quickly sat down next to you and as soon as he catched his breath, he explained everything to you.

And honestly, how can you even be mad at someone as pure as him? He just wanted to help person in need after all... sure, it's still 30 minutes delay but just this time, maybe he can be forgiven for that...

"And when I thought she finished telling me about her cat's story for past 15 minutes, it turned out she had 3 more cats..."

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@bleachtheidiot @akitosheart @yulikesminori @toyaswif3y @miya-akane @toyaslove @bl4cktourmaline @infernoram - come get your cookie lover!

It may be a simple date, but for Tsukasa? It was big event and he had to look dazzling! He didn't care if he was rejecting 5th outfit by now nor did he about passing time... he thought he still had time and continued looking for perfect outfit for your date!

And when he finally found it... the perfect outfit! He finally reached for his phone but froze upon seeing the time... he was 1,5 hours late already and had around 17 unread messages from you!!

"<Y'know what? Fine. I'm going home. Thanks for nothing.>"

"<I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T LEAVE YET>"

"<Too bad, I'm already home since HALF AN HOUR>"

He could feel his heart sinking and he knew all of that is his fault alone. So he got up quickly and ran straight towards your house.

After around 10 minutes since Tsukasa's text, you heard a knock on your door, so you of course went to open, just for flowers and chocolates to be showed into your face when you did.

"Please forgive me... I wanted to look my best and... I had hard time deciding..."

"You're always looking your best... you could've just came..."

"I know, I should. And I'm really sorry that I didn't! Please let me take you out on a date... this time I'll be an hour early."

He had desperate look in his eyes as he tried to convince you to give him just one last chance... but whether you give him this chance or not, is only up to you! I mean... he does assure you plenty of times to set multiple alarms next time just in case... maybe he'll indeed do better from now on?

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@bleachtheidiot @akitosheart @bad-the-an-enjoyer @yulikesminori @alicewinterway18 @nenes-numberonefan - come get your future star~

Rui hummed gentle tune to himself while he was working on a robot. He was fully focused but he forgot to mute his phone... so he kept hearing notifications in the background but ignored it, thinking it's Tsukasa having spider under his bed again... and that could wait a little bit~

But when notifications became too much, he finally checked it and his face immidietly turned to pure shock and nervousness when he noticed it's his partner... and it hit him, he forgot about the date! He quickly opened your texts and rushes to respond while he got dressed.

"<We can cancel it I guess...>"

"<Nononono!! I'm coming now, I'm so sorry for making you wait! Please give me 5 more minutes, I promise to run!>"

At this point, he was panicking, he just grabbed essential things and of course little gift he prepared for you, and ran out of his house.

When he arrives, you were just sitting on a bench with head in your hands, obviously disappointed and it was obvious he hurt your feelings. Seeing that, he immidietly rushed to you and wrapped his arms around you and caressing your back.

"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... It won't happen again, I promise..."

He could only wrap his arms around you tighter and he tried fighting the tears himself, realization of him driving you to this point finally hitting him. But now, he'll do his best to catch up for his mistake and make this date one to remember.

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@bleachtheidiot @akitosheart @yulikesminori @toyaswif3y @bl4cktourmaline @infernoram @superstar-ethereal - come get your crazy inventor~

[sun-kissy]

hii it's me.....again and this time i'm here for something i hear you make very well 👀:

🍪 cookies with maybe making some gingerbread cookies and remus?

sending you love (っᵔ◡ᵔ)っ❤️

thank you for the request my lovely ivy! sending you cookies 🍪 and more love mwah <333

headcanons for baking gingerbread cookies; remus lupin x reader

Remus swears he’s trying to do everything meticulously, but it ends up getting chaotic anyway (your fault)

you accidentally flick flour onto him, and he’s willing to ignore it the first few times. a while later, he pretends to lean in for a kiss but attacks you with a handful of flour to your clothes. flour fight ensues :)

but of course, your lovely boy uses a wet wipe to gently clean the flour off later (along with kisses to every inch of your face)

you find out that he’s actually really good at baking, it used to be a therapeutic hobby for him (because he liked the feeling of making lovely things with his scarring, monstrous hands :’) )

you keep trying to sneakily taste the cookie dough, but Remus finds you out because of how sugary and pasty your lips turn. he kisses you and tastes sweetness; it tastes like you

obviously the whole affair is full of love, because he can’t help but to love you. as you move around the kitchen, there’s the occasional subtle touch and kiss to your forehead

there’s soft christmas music from the record player the whole time, the both of you belting out lyrics as you use your whisks as mics. it’s oddly domestic, you feel like you’re falling in love with him more and more

as the cookies are baking, he tries to start cleaning up. you watch the cookies bake for a bit, but soon get bored. so you tug on his wrist till he gives in to let you twirl him around. the two of you dance until you’re gasping for air, laughing and sweaty and still covered in a mess of ingredients

you insist on doing the icing, even though Remus is much better at it. he stands behind you with one arm around your waist and one hand on yours, voice muffled into your hair as he guides you to decorate the cookies

you make cookies which look like all your friends, and decorate ones of each other too. his cookie of you is pretty, yours is… well, as pretty as a bad artist can depict a beautiful muse

he makes some hot cocoa after you’re done! so you cozy up in front of the fireplace with cookies and the hot drink, tired but proud of your labour. you ask him about taking part in the neighbourhood gingerbread house competition tomorrow. he doesn’t particularly want to, but he’ll do it (and win it) for you <3

san's christmas sleepover

[kermit-ydafrog]

hii ! I was wondering hopefully you could write some caine hc's from tadc? and here's a cookie 🍪

Kermity Da Frog: Ofcourse! I would love too! His my favorite alongside Bubble and Kinger 🥰

And thank you for the cookie!!!! 🍪🤩🐸

If Human

He would DEFINITELY denies it because who would want to be with an AI? That's crazy! And to be honest he is crazy for a human...BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!

Anyways...he would complain it to bubble but usually whenever his with Zooble in therapy sessions and they switch places it would be Zooble and Zooble would just get annoyed and tell him to just confess and who cares to be honest? Everyone's a little weird

Everytime he does try and confess to Y/N he will be lagging and loading from so much nervousness

He will be watching you around like a hawk and shows how you are his favorite out of all of the others to be honest

If you say anything like "Gosh...I wish I could have-" Caine pops out "Food? Drink? Games? Pictures of puppies or Cat or maybe Both? WHAT IS IT!?"

If NPC

He still is in denial because who would want to be with a Teeth looking 2 eyes AI? Not Sun if you ask her

He would ask any of the other Human Players for help how to woo you(Only half of them we're helpful)

Once he got the confidence he will flirt with you with cheesy pick up lines

If he slipt up by saying either "I love you" or "Your Beautiful/Handsome/Wonderful" he will immediately change the subject and start getting laggy and soon enough error

Again if you want anything he WILL give it to you immediately no question ask so please don't ask because if you do he will deny everything

[number1jeonginstan]

Hii, I saw you take requests!! Hihi! Could you do a lee know drabble? Like reader fell first but he fell harder? They don’t know each other that well, see each other through friends sometimes and she has a huge crush and is a fan but is trying not to let it on and leave him be and then Idk just him maybe being like struck by fate and just completely starting to see reader differently, after just thinking of her as a nice girl he met a few weeks ago. Just soft Lee know please and some cute interactions and reader being completely caught off guard when he expresses interest… hahha idk I hope you like this💕🫶good luck with your paper!

Lonely St.

A/N: Thank you so much for this request! I tried adding my own twist on it and I hope you like it. Also, you are so sweet for wishing me luck with my paper! (I'm like 1/3 way done and am trying to finish another third in a couple of hours after sleeping, but writing this gave me the break I needed.)

WC: 1.6k

Summary: Your friend introduces you to his best friend who just happens to be a pro idol (I love it when he calls himself that) Lee Know!

Warnings: None! It's just some cute fluff about Lee Know

Lee Know x afab!Reader (strangers to lovers)

You loved the coffee shop you lived above. The owner was a sweet old lady who absolutely adored you, bringing you cookies occasionally or you went to her shop just to talk for hours. It always warmed your heart talking to her, and in exchange for all the free coffee she would give you, you would help out on weekends. She would let you close up any time you wanted on the days you worked, knowing how much you loved snuggling up in your special corner of her shop, Lonely St., with the cafe’s cat. 

It was an average weekend for you, it was 10 at night and you sat in your favorite spot next to the window reading a book. The fall air was freezing, causing you to bundle up in an oversized sweatshirt and sweatpants. You loved it, the smell of coffee still wafting through the air. Harold, the cafe’s cat, was snuggled up in your lap purring occasionally as you rubbed behind his ears. As you became more and more immersed in your book you were oblivious to the jingling of the door until someone coughed. You quickly got up, marked your page, and ran to the counter. 

In entered your close friend, Heejin, with someone else. “Hi,” you ran up to him, embracing him in a hug. He always smelled like cinnamon for some reason and it brought you such comfort. You both became friends through work, since you both sat next to one another and he had a picture of a cat on his desk, you slowly became friends. “Hi y/n,” he said while pinching your cheeks, he always did this, acting like your older brother even though he was only 7 months older than you. “I brought my best friend from my hometown to check this place out, please tell me you guys still have pudding cups because I promised him you guys have some of the best in all of the area.” 

You look up to see none other than Lee Know and to say you were a bit awestruck was an understatement. You turned to Heejin and whispered in his ear, “You are friends with the Lee Minho and you didn’t tell me, some friend you are!” and he just chuckled. 

“Sorry, about that,” you said with an apologetic smile “My name is y/n, it’s very nice to meet you. I am a big fan of your guys’ music.” He just gave you a small smile. “Oh right,” you exclaimed “you are here for our famous pudding! The owner of the shop makes it fresh every morning. I am almost a hundred percent sure we have at least one left!” You ran over to the fridge looking inside to make sure that there was still the one you saw thirty minutes ago while you were cleaning. 

“Here you are, free of charge since we were going to throw it out anyways,” you handed it to him. Heejin looked at you disappointed, “where is mine?” You just looked at him “Did you forget about what happened last time that warrants me from ever giving you free food?” 

“How was I supposed to know that I can’t microwave tin-foil” he groaned “it doesn’t look like a metal.” You just glared at him as Minho chuckled in the background, sitting down and taking a scoop of the pudding. “This is really good, Heejin why haven’t you been bringing me this when you visit me?” he asked with a dead serious face “I thought you were supposed to be the loving boyfriend in this relationship” he pouted. 

“Wow Heejin, cheating on me? What would Chip think, wait until he finds out his favorite person is no longer talking to his owner,” you said with a giggle. “HEY!” Heejin shouted “I’m my cat’s favorite person” Minho just rolled his eyes, “You know he loves me the most, you both keep lying to yourselves.” You just giggled as you and Heejin joined Minho at the table, sitting down. 

You guys began talking, about everything and everything. How Heejin and you met, how Minho and he became friends, their adventures to Japan, and how it was being an idol. Before you knew it, it had become one in the morning. Harold was snuggled up beside Minho, and you were getting a bit tired, thinking about the long day ahead of you. “I guess we should get going Heejin,” Minho said, stretching a bit. “It was very nice meeting you y/n, I hope to see you again and next time buy some more pudding,” he said with the biggest grin in his life. 

He was so cute you thought to yourself, but you shouldn’t think like this. He was an idol and you didn’t have a chance, it would be cool you thought to yourself. You said goodbye to them, closing up the shop and going back to your apartment, not knowing Heejin introducing you to Minho would shift your entire life. 

 It had been a couple of months since you first met Minho, at first you didn’t think much of it. You knew he was busy being one of the biggest idols in Korea and thought you would never see him again, but you were so wrong. 

Every weekend he would come to the shop at 11 pm on the dot, he never missed a Saturday. It was your new regular pattern, instead of curling up with a book, you would talk to Minho about anything and everything under the sun for hours. Sometimes Heejin would be there, but sometimes he wouldn’t. 

In the back of your mind, you would find yourself falling for Lee Know. The way he would talk with such adoration about his cats, or his wild stories about the other members of his group, you would always pay full attention. You loved the ways he would joke around, but you would often feel flustered at times when he talked to you. 

You were already a big fan of his music and his personality prior to meeting him, but getting to know him amplified your feelings tenfold, you knew he wouldn’t look at you like that. You liked the comfort of having him as a friend too much to risk that relationship. That’s why you never acted on any of your emotions, no matter how infatuated you were with him. 

You would feel your cheeks getting red whenever he would compliment your outfit that day or when he tried your new recipe and gave you feedback. You guys often talked about desserts, it always ended up with him promising you that he would bring you one of Felix’s famous brownies. “They are literally the best thing I have ever eaten, like genuinely, I will bring you one the next time he makes them.” 

He ended up upholding that promise the second month you guys became friends. He looked you straight in the eyes while you took a bite. His eyes transfixed on you to see your reaction. “These are amazing, please ask him for the recipe for me,” you said with a grin and that was the first time he looked at you in a different light. 

For Minho, it was hard to talk to people, to open up with people he didn’t grow up with especially because he did not know if they had his best interest at heart. He was scared that people only liked him for his status, and was scared to make new connections. When he first met you, he was scared. Heejin had told him that he made a new friend whom he wanted him to meet. “She’s so sweet, and the embodiment of a homebody, so don’t worry she won’t say anything”

He put himself in what he called “idol mode” straight-faced and straight to the point, thinking that he would just say Hi to you, get some pudding, and leave with Heejin. What he did not anticipate was loving your personality, how you could listen to him for hours while still engaging with him, unafraid to ask questions. You didn’t use anything against him either, at first he was scared that you would tell dispatch about his stories, but it was quite the opposite, you guys trusted each other. 

You wouldn’t even bring up the stories he shared with you in front of Heejin, afraid that Minho had not already told Heejin.  That’s what got him to keep coming back to you every weekend. He thought of you as one of his close friends, someone he could confide in, that was until a night in the middle of February. The weather was cool and he had just come over, taking off his scarf, and could not find you. 

You rushed from the kitchen, flour on your face and apron, and that was when he knew he was whipped. He should have known it from the beginning, how you were slowly becoming his favorite person to confide in, but at that moment he knew he wanted more. He wanted to snuggle up next to you like you did with Harold. He wanted to bake with you and be there when you made the new recipes you showed him. He didn’t care about being an idol at that moment, walking towards you, and taking your face in his hand. 

“What are you doing?” you asked cocking your head to the side a bit. “What I should have done months ago,” he replied placing a kiss on your lips.

[verystrxxwberry]

Hii, how are you? everything alright? I was wondering if you can make a NSFW alphabet of Ezarel.

ELDARYA; NSFW alphabet for Ezarel!

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𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭: NSFW, explicit language. ↝ 𝐂𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: Hi, I’m great! I will move soon to a new place so I’m pretty excited to start a new era of my life in a whole different city from mine. But anyway, this was funny to do. I hope you enjoy this!

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

After he’s finished with all the act, he’s gonna be panting and recovering from what just happened. He lies down beside you and points to the bathroom “go pee, now”, he says it with such a tired tone that’s even funny. But he cares about your physical health mainly. You’d also need some time to calm down the way your legs shake, because you wouldn’t be able to stand up for a few minutes.

Shower together! He doesn’t like to feel the stinky fluids from his sweat and other juices on his body. As you prepare the shower for both of you, he’d change the sheets of the bed to have a refreshing rest after the dirty stuff you’ve done there. Then he’d join you to the shower and make sure you both end up very very clean. Through it, he’d compliment you about how good you were on it.

Midnight snack is a must. He’d go to the kitchen to steal some snacks. It might be 2 or 3 AM, and some colleagues might be in the dining hall, but he doesn’t care and goes straight to grab some cookies and chocolate for him and his darling :P. And of course, a big bottle of water too.

Once he is back, he’d cuddle you, massaging your shoulders, back and hips to make them less sore. Every now and then he’d feed you with some cookies or chocolate just to make sure your body recovers energy.

He’d give you a nice head massage to help you to sleep in his arms. You both deserve a very good rest.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part about himself are his eyes. He holds an expressive gaze and is aware that they communicate much better than his words do. Just with a look he’d be able to make you weak on your knees, the way he checks you out slowly, analyzing every single detail about you- the way he looks down at your lips whenever you talk just to make you nervous enough to tease you.

He also loves his hands. Ezarel is very attractive and that also goes for his big, thin hands. They are very elegant and his fingers are long, they seem delicate but their grip is firm as you’ve checked times before. His nails are also pretty, not long but not that short either. His hands are perfect for cupping your chin as he kisses your lips, for caressing your body and feeling the curves of it right under him. But they are also perfect to keep you in place by holding your hips as he thrusts into you, to hold your thighs apart so he can drown himself in between them. They are perfect for many things.

His favorite part about you is your chest area. And not only in a sexual way. He loves to lie down in your chest and receive your caresses, feel how you play with his hair. Ezarel likes the way it raises and then deflates along with your breathing, and the sounds of your heartbeat is something that keeps him relaxed. He’d kiss that area with all the gentleness, worshiping it with his kisses as he takes his time to enjoy your reactions when his tongue rubs against your sensitive nipples.

Your thighs are also his favorite part of you. Whenever you two are sitting together, he’d rest his hand there, squeezing and caressing your skin comfortably. He also adores to lie down on them to take spontaneous naps as you both lay down on the bed. As I said before, he also loves to be in between them doing the job he is very good at. He’d make sure to leave kisses and reddish marks on them. He’ll love to check those hickeys once he is done with eating you <3.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He doesn’t cum in a big amount and depends on the intensity of the situation for it to come out as a shot or in drops. Ezarel’s semen is warm, creamy and slightly sweet due to the amount of sugar he daily consumes. The taste lingers pleasantly, as it isn’t either too sweet or salty. 

Ezarel likes to cum over your pussy and see how it slides slowly down your folds, he adores it. In case you don’t have a vag, he’d love to have you on your fours so he can paint all over your ass and back. He likes to see how he can paint your body, it makes him confident.

He’ll love to make you cum around his fingers and in his mouth if possible.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He might deny it because he likes to keep the dignity of a decent clean elf, but he is really into food play. He hasn’t tried it with anyone before because he basically didn’t share this with anyone, but he tried a few times to make a hole in a melon and well… just thrust into it. It gave him such a great pleasure that it is his favorite way to masturbate intensely when he is alone and feels creative. It gives him an incredible orgasm which he needs minutes to recover from.

He has thought about pouring chocolate into your stomach and down your crotch and licking it until he has you screaming for him. But that is something he is embarrassed to talk about.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Decently experienced. Not as much as Valkyon or Nevra, but enough to know with confidence what he is doing. He had a couple or three hook-ups, but never went on something serious, yet it gave him skills that he improved with you. 

The first time with you, no matter if you are experienced or not, he is as gentle as he has never been. He wants to give you a great experience and won’t doubt in giving you a taste of his skills.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He is really into you riding him. And not because he is too lazy to top you, but because he enjoys the view. Ezarel loves to hold your hips and make you bounce up and down his cock, asserting some dominance he likes to have yet leaving you the choice to surprise him with your movements. Expect him to thrust up just to make you melt.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Do we all agree that Ezarel is a goofy pain in the ass? Yes, he is. And that doesn’t change even in the most intimate moments because it is a part of his personality. He is a big tease and won’t doubt a bit to do it just to see you all flustered. Ezarel doesn’t do it with the intention of humiliating you or to make you feel bad about yourself, not at all. The most common way for him to tease is during foreplay as he teases your sensitive spots just to prepare you. “Oh? What is it, hun? Someone’s sensitive here?” he’d ask after seeing you gasp the moment he pressed his knee in between your legs, only making him press it again to get the same reaction.

There are times in which he is more serious because he is tired from work, allowing a soft and romantic Ezarel to be seen. He isn’t good with words, so he shows his affection through actions, giving you kisses all over just so you can feel his affection for you as well.

He has no trouble in pulling a joke out during sex or laughing during it. For him it feels even better and more special when he sees that both of you are having a great time. And just seeing you smile makes him enjoy more of the experience.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He doesn’t grow much natural hair, and he doesn’t like to keep it. Whenever he sees a little bit of beard appearing on his face he PANICS. He relates having a beard with being old enough and that’s a feeling he doesn’t like at all, so the moment he sees a single hair, shaving time.

That also goes for down there, no matter if he is shaving to have no visit, he still likes to keep it bald for his own liking.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Surprisingly romantic when he wants to be. Despite his teasing, he will always go at the pace you set because he doesn’t want to overwhelm you. He can drop that playful side he has if it will make you more comfortable, as he knows that maybe you might like something more serious during such a vulnerable moment.

He likes to be spontaneous about intimate moments, he won’t plan it with candles or set a romantic environment because he is lazy.

Ezarel might be quite needy and desperate with the way he speaks, he kisses and touches, but will never ever stop being gentle.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He does it regularly after a long day from work, when he is finally under the warm water of the shower and needs to relieve some of the stress. He uses it as a way to release stress or to tire himself to sleep. Plus he likes to do it when he showers because that way he won’t stain anything and won’t have to care about cleaning much later.

Of course he might please himself whenever he is horny, but he actually relies on your help to do so. Most of the time he’ll fight the urges to go further with you and won’t want to make notorious the fact that he is hard, but when he needs it, he will make you know. Whatever, his solution is in the bathroom once again.

Sometimes the shower might take longer because he is masturbating to release the urges of doing something with you. He knows that sometimes it might not be the best moment to do it, so his hand is the best friend at that moment.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Edging. Oh, he loves the way you whine when he stops his acts, when the stimulation is suddenly over and you are left right at the edge of your orgasm. He does this not only once, but twice, and the third one he luckily stops because he is eager as well. But this mf loves to edge.

Marking. Ezarel is possessive even if he denies it every time you tell him. He loves to mark your thighs with hickeys and he’d gladly give little marks to your neck and chest if you’d allow him. He likes the idea of seeing the signs of a good night the next morning.

Consented somnophilia. He doesn’t mind being woken up with you in between his legs, stimulating him. He feels as the chosen one whenever he wakes up into a shiver of pleasant tickles going down to his crotch. He wouldn’t know if to do the same with you, so he’s most likely waiting for you to wake up so he can act. He is a big enjoyer of sleepy sex late at night, he adores the lazy making out and the way your bodies search for each other to satisfy your needs.

Hair pulling. Ezarel adores when you pull his hair when he is eating you out, it makes him know that he is doing good and your pleasure is so big that it overwhelms you. He might also pull your hair but not hard enough to hurt you, simply to tilt your head to the side and give him space to mark your neck ooor to make you move faster when you’re sucking him dry.

Begging. This goes along his teasing side. Whenever he edges you he loves how you start pleading for him for more. Anything that makes you say “please” with a needy tone makes his mind go blank- you sound really good like this and he guides himself by the noises you make. So when he sees you are needy, the personal satisfaction is too big to be controlled.

Praising. Ezarel doesn’t know how to praise without getting embarrassed or cringed, but when he is in a point of no return in which you are doing a great job, he’ll let you know. He loves receiving praise, even if he seems flustered and annoyed by it, it is something that makes him feel good and loved.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Mainly in bed. That doesn’t mean it has to be strictly in yours or his… if you are staying over somewhere you both have the intimacy enough to have sex, he won’t say no. And more if you have the great comfort of a bed.

The shower.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your voice. As I mentioned, your noises guide his actions. The moment your tone becomes lower, more sensual or a purr, he won’t help it but feel quite aroused by it. The sounds of your moans are majestic for him, and more when they fall right into his ear. 

Your dominance. This isn’t related to bed specifically. He loves and finds it truly hot when you give orders or put peace in a place. Ezarel finds it very attractive that you can stand for yourself and damn, he wishes he was the one you were yelling at because it was hot.

You in general.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Getting caught. He’d probably get moody if someone dared to interrupt you, that’s why public sex for him is such a turn off.

Sharing. He is curious about having a threesome, but he doesn’t feel confident enough to do so. He is already your boyfriend, he doesn’t need another person in your intimate moments where he only wants to be with you.

Harm. Anything that involves blood or pain is a big no for him. He might pull your hair, but not enough to hurt. Sex is for having fun in both ways and he doesn’t find anything amusing in hurting you, it’d make him uncomfortable. He already panics when he causes you pain by accident due to his grip on your wrists or due to some bite, but he quickly pulls away and makes sure you’re alright.

Spitting. That’s nasty and he absolutely feels gross whenever he thinks about it. 

Degrading. He might be into teasing, but he’d never humiliate you and much less say bad words when you are literally offering him a vulnerable side of you.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to give oral much more than receiving it. He’s skilled because for him it’s a way of foreplay and a way to spoil himself with a great meal. I have a post fully dedicated to hcs of the guys eating you out, so you can check it…

In case you have a dick, he’s not that experienced, but he can improve his skills easily. He has done the joke of deepthroating stuff more than once, and you’d love checking out that he truly has no gag reflex to take you deep enough for you to enjoy. And for him to not die.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He likes to set the environment by being slow, allowing you to get used to the feeling and then he’d progressively increase the speed. He’d be gentle at the beginning, when you need to get used to his fingers, his tongue and even to the size of his dick.

His thrusts are slow and lazy, with no rush no matter how needy he is, because he enjoys the way your walls tighten around him. His thumbs gently caress your hips as he reassures you and waits for you to get used. His thrusts become steady with time, not fast or rough.

Ezarel leans to be slow with his thrusts, but he goes deep. He makes sure that his hips move in the correct way and angle for his length to reach deliciously further inside of you. And he is also slow because he likes to savor everything.

He will increase the speed, pounding into you with the same intensity as the orgasm is close -or when you beg him to go faster-.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

The main reason why he prefers to hold on to the urges when he gets horny in public it’s because he couldn’t stand a simple quickie. He prefers to take it slow and do it correctly instead of quickly and not enjoying as much as he could. Ezarel likes the foreplay and the process that leads you two towards the great moment. 

They would only happen before going to a meeting (just in case you can’t wait), or before going out to dinner. But it’s not often.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

As I mentioned, he prefers holding the urges than taking any risks of getting caught in public or anything. He doesn’t mind the sound and the risk of letting others know what you two are doing, but only when you are in the bedroom, because that way no one can walk in and interrupt.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He is an elf, so he has more stamina than humans but not as much as you might expect. Every orgasm makes him end up panting and trembling, sensitive, needing a break in between round and round to recover. Making out in between rounds to keep the heat up.

He can go about 4 or 5 rounds depending on how long you can stand it.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He would like to use a vibrator on you as he eats you out, so he can focus mainly on tasting you and letting the vibrator to make your reactions more intense.

Other than that, he doesn’t mind if you have them, but you won’t need them much as he likes to be the one giving you pleasure actively. 

Plus using them constantly would make him jealous of a little toy, so he prefers that you use them when you are alone…

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

I’ve mentioned before, but he likes to tease you a lot during it. He’d deny you orgasm after orgasm, he’d do mocking questions to hear your needy tone as you answer. He has this teasing tone that makes you frustrated, but it is quite hot. Ezarel would tease you enough until he sees your teary eyes, then he will give what you want.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He may speak constantly, but his moans aren’t frequent or too loud. He gasps, you might hear mainly his heavy breathing, sometimes a soft moan or grunt escaping his lips, but only in a way that you can hear him. Ezarel may sometimes talk to you in between little moans, and that is the most precious sound you’ve ever heard.

When he is about to cum his moans become more constant but they still are as breathy and soft always. 

He might bite your neck to drown his sounds, adding a new mark to the collection and letting you hear his desperation near your ear.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Ezarel might be pretty intense and insistent with giving you pleasure, to the point in which you are pretty loud. His favorite way of making you quiet is by kissing you deeply. He’d steal your breath but also your sounds, things that would make him chuckle quietly. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He is a grower, so do not let the softness of his dick trick you. While it is calm, it is around 9 cm, but it can grow to 14 cm when he gets aroused. He has a pretty dick, it is decently thick and long, slightly curved to the left but not too notorious. His veins aren’t too notorious when soft, but a little bit more when hard.

Had phimosis so his foreskin is inexistent by now. He has pretty gland, round and pink. And yeah, he is pretty sensitive right beneath his tip, loving how you touch it with your tongue when you are working on him.

He keeps that area clean and shaved, that is why he doesn’t smell bad down there.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Ezarel doesn’t have a really high sex drive. There are periods in which he might be hornier than others, but normally he doesn’t think with his dick. He can easily ignore the urges when he gets them. In a normal amount, for him it’s perfect to do it a couple of times per week. When he is more needy it might be two or three… even four times a week.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He would fall asleep pretty quickly if he didn’t add the aftercare in between. But the moment he finally has you in his arms and he is capable of relaxing, he’d start to feel sleepy. That’s when he’d get suddenly quiet in your conversation, taking longer to answer or just not answering at all.

“Ez, are you awake?” You’d ask to receive a simple hum from him. He’d kiss your forehead and nod, but you knew that it was a big big lie.

You would fall asleep at the same time most likely, and it would be a very well rested night.

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[sinisteryanderescribe]

Hii i rlly like ur writing so could u write this?

Hanma and kazutora (seperate) with a gf that's also a valhalla member, but she's more to collecting info and pickpocketing certain things (a policemans walkie talkie to know if there are police near or something)

And she also attends meetings but keeps to herself most of the time. Also the other members are too scared to talk to her bc she always has a resting btch face, and most likely bc shes also the gf of their captains. But in reality if anyone were to talk to her she'd be the funniest and unhinged

A Soft touch in Valhalla

Charecters: Hanma Shuji / Kazutora hanemiya

Female reader

Genre: SFW, fluff, romance,

Warnings: slight possessive behaviour, mentions of trauma on kazutora’s side, slight explicit behaviour

Note : thank you so much dear! I hope this came out okey!

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Hanma Shuji

Being in a dangerous gang for an average girl is very interesting indeed. Most would call you crazy for being involved in gang related activities but who knew you would find yourself dating the leader of one of the biggest and violent gangs in Tokyo Japan.

It was your boyfriend’s idea really, with his constant nagging for you to join him and be by his side, helping him with “collecting” some information or using your “gym stealth” to good use.

But really it was mostly an excuse to have you sit on his lap every meeting with a hand on your thigh to keep you from getting up no matter how much you complain to him about it. This man loves to tease and squeeze the flesh of your plump thighs.

ESPECIALLY if it’s in front of the members of his gang, it’s more of a sign of possession, warning them if they try anything funny, there will be consequences…..

It also may be another reason to show you off to kisaki, a mocking way of telling him how he “can’t get any bitches” but anyways he managed to convince kisaki to let you join. Much to his dismay Kisaki was pretty impressed by your performances.

You have a strong sense of humour, but you tend to show it in subtle ways. Hanma appreciates that you can understand him without words and has found it really easy to communicate with you. You two share a special connection, but also a quiet intensity that few others understand.

When it comes to your relationship with the other gang members, you keep most of them at arm's length. But that doesn't mean you aren't aware of their comings and goings. They definitely know they should be careful around you.

Seeing what happened to the last guy that disrespected you…..definitely taught them a lesson not to mess with anything that belongs to their leader. Yet again you still gave him some home made cookies and muffins after he apologised.

The members have a lot of respect for you. They may find your stoic exterior intimidating, but your strong and confident nature commanded respect. They know you're not someone to be crossed, but they also know that you're a valuable member of Valhalla. It sometimes upsets you how they see you as someone to fear (hanna might have something to do with it) but you try your best to use your baking as a way to make them less tense.

Hanma even reassured you of that.

"The rest of the gang members always know to watch their backs doll. You're skillful and the information you gather helps the gang stay a step ahead of their rivals ;your ability to steal important items has saved us many times. No need to worry doll face"

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Kazutora Hanemiyu

It’s was quite a surprise to see Kazutora in a relationship due to his…past actions. Let alone have a girl be interested in him but some people would say they were glad. Since you would be able to control or calm him down whenever he’s on edge.

Despite the heavy demeanour you carry, you’re always open to have a nice conversation with the others, though it sometimes tends to be a challenge. (Your boyfriend’s piercing glares and menacing smiles whenever someone thinks to even come close to you doesn’t help either)

As Kazutora's girlfriend, you have developed a unique role within Valhalla. You are his trusted confidant and adviser; He shares private details about his plans and strategies with you.

He values your input. Your performances has made you a key member of the gang, and he relies on you for your advice and insights. While your responsibilities sometimes require you to keep a distance from him, you know that he will always be there when you need him.

You have developed a strong bond with both Kazutora. While you may often be overlooked, your place within Valhalla is irreplaceable.

Though life as a gang member may often be unpredictable and chaotic, one thing remains constant: your relationship with Kazutora. You have stood by each other's side through good times and bad, and have supported one another.

You have a deep and lasting bond with him knowing how his past often haunts him and gives him certain unpleasant episodes. So you always let him pull you closer whenever your around him.

Let him nuzzle your hair and neck, no matter how embarrassing it seems your sent and perfume relaxes his nerves. Also he always places small kisses on the flesh of your neck before meetings, (or rather if he’s feeling territorial he’ll bite down hard enough to leave a mark)

Kazutora's role and status within Valhalla have always made you an object of caution among the gang members. Whenever you attend meetings and gatherings, they tend to keep their distance from you. Some may even avoid eye contact with you completely, out of fear that you might lash out or react violently, given how your face is always stone cold.

Despite this cold and stoic look, you have always been friendly and welcoming whenever they approach you, and over time have built up a reputation for yourself as a welcoming and approachable figure within the gang.

However, while most of the members may be intimidated by your relationship with Kazutora, some might not. There might be those who try to form alliances with you and use your connection to Kazutora to their advantage.

Some members may not even notice you and think you're not there. Others might want to talk to you but are afraid to approach you. Overall, your relationship is a mixed bag of reactions within the gang. But regardless of the reactions, everyone knows not to mess with you, as you're someone who belongs to Kazutora.

Some cakes and snacks might change their perspective though so easing their minds with some heartwarming bakes and food would do the trick!

Look out for a jealous little kitty though…he might not like the attention you give to other men.

ESPECIALLY if it’s Hanma…

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[trashy-tries-writing]

Hii! 🍄Anon is back!!

You said you welcome requests for and about Ravine, right? So I was wondering if I could ask about some of the cod mens reaction to Ravine being a GOD TIER cook?🤤 Like no one would expect him to be able to make such delicious meals but when he does, one bute and you are literally sent to the Gates of heaven. Like you are GONE! Unless you think he's an absolute awful cook? Which in that case just do the opposite. I feel like there be at least one person who would eat his cooking no matter how awful it is (Cough Soap Cough).

Like most people food is the quickest way to my heart so I feel like this be an interesting situation!🍕

Anyways thanks again for liking my dumb random babbles about how cool i think Ravine is! Have a cookie for your prize! 🍪

(Omfg it’s so hard to write with no motivation, jesus 💀 Anon I am so sorry for the wait and if this is a little disappointing😰)

Hi hi 🍄Anon👋

(Thank you for the cookie 😋)

Ravine is a pretty good cook since he took many job offers he could get to earn money for his daughter’s surgery ( Oop he had a daughter?! <o< )

(Soap really be trying not to hurt anyone's feelings but his own taste buds. I feel like Gaz would leave it in his mouth and then spit it out when the cook isn’t watching🤣🤣)

It must have been a hard month for Ravine to volunteer to cook. He sees the team starting to slouch and drag their feet across the dirt like dead weights. At the end of the month they were moving around like shrimps.

Ravine made a whole list for each individual of 141; Los Vaqueros and decided to cook their favorite. (No one will ever know how he got that information.)

Soap is the first one to leave his room and follow the heavenly scent slowly filling the area, then Gaz, Alejandro and the rest.

They are surprised to see Ravine standing in the kitchen and moving around like it was the back of his hand.

The longer they stare from the doorway the more some eyes trail down his body. The sleeves of his t-shirt barely showed the skin of his arm that was hidden behind arm sleeves and his muscles bulged with every move.

Alejandro was tempted to whistle at the back view but Rudy, who had known him for a long time was shaking his head at him but didn't say a thing otherwise.

Gaz slowly steps closer to the cook, commenting how good it smells, to hide the fact he wasn't even eyeing the food in the pan but his arm sleeves that squeezed his biceps just right.

Soap leans away from the doorway to join Ravine's other side, his gaze drifting from the pan and spatula to his hands that were freed from the gloves he always wore. He licks his lips unconsciously at the gracious view gifted to his eyes.

Ravine seems to have different thoughts.

"Out."

"...Huh?"

Gaz and Soap find themselves kicked out of the kitchen with the door closed on their faces. It earns them a chuckle from the others at their expressions.

In Ravine’s eyes the kitchen was just another battlefield, one mess would trigger a second and third. Especially with the giant knives around, Ravine rather not have blood spilled.

The team find themselves at the table and they can’t believe their eyes at the various food displayed in front of them. They all subconsciously turn towards Ravine who leaves the kitchen with a plate of his own.

Rudy kindly asks him if he was going to eat with them but feels disappointed when the cook shakes his head.

He points inside the kitchen at the fridge, “Desserts.” and leaves the amazed group to eat in his room.

Ghost turns his eyes back at his plate and takes a mouthful. It felt like he was eating at a really fancy restaurant, not that he would ever go to such a place.

They serve a giant plate with one bite of food on it and then make you pay over 1000. Such a waste of money. Compared to that Ravine’s food was actually to die for and he would actually pay him that much to cook for him again.

Gaz kind of feels emotional. After such a long and rough month, homemade food was the best for the tiring heart. It was even better when the food tasted like it was cooked by a god.

With each bite, more saliva fills their mouths and a groan of satisfaction leaves them.

Soap swears he saw angels for a second.

Alejandro couldn’t stop complimenting with his mouth still full and Rudy nodded alongside him, both feeling like they were flying among the clouds, weightless and light as a feather.

Soap was the most curious about Ravine. Well, he was the one who showed his interest more verbally and visibly.

The men have so many questions and their curiosity slowly drags them to the depths.

Like is there anything Ravine couldn’t do??? The perfect soldier, a cold looking man but didn’t shy away to show kind gestures. And now they find out that he definitely worked as a chef before and now they want to know more about his life before he became a part of the military.

Hell even Ghost shared more than Ravine ever did and some of the men met Ravine waa-ay before the others.

The food was wolfed down and the plate almost licked clean. (Soap definitely licked it clean without any shame.)

They felt more energetic than the hellish month started and felt thankful for Ravine’s kind gesture. It just bothered them that Ravine was eating alone in his room again, probably working on engine stuff they did not understand while they were sitting in the cozy atmosphere with each other’s company.

Price steps away from the group to check up on the lone man, a bowl filled with watermelon and mango in his hand.

He knocks on the door and waits for Ravine to let him in.

Price can see the plate on his desk, not even halfway done eaten with stacks of paperwork on the other side. He pats the soldier on the back, sighing slightly before telling him to take it easy for once.

“Aye.”

He leaves the fruit bowl beside his dinner and feels content when Ravine visibly perks up. A soft smile spreads on Price’s lips and he would have ruffled his head but the helmet was in the way.

“Enjoy son.”

Extra:

Rudy and Gaz didn’t let Ravine back in the kitchen when they saw him at the sink, about to clean everything himself even though he made such an effort to cook 6 different dishes for them.

They wanted to hug him because it was really delicious but Ravine was already backing away when they inched closer. So they shut the door softly on him so he wouldn’t come back to clean.

Soap and Alejandro really want Ravine to cook again but don’t want to bother him because he’s always busy with something else.

When they find out Ravine likes watermelon and mango, they definitely went to buy more so the fridge was always stocked with it.

Ghost lent a helping hand to Ravine whenever he could to thank him for the wonderful dinner.

Price makes sure he has less paperwork if he can help it.

[divinelolita]

ugly giggling rn

why does every idea i have for u make me feel like ive alr sent this

ahem

imma get the number 4 along with a coca cola(the full mf band headcannons) with a male reader who's a baker and likes to bake for them bro

they prolly dont have sweet tooths(oh wait yes they do remember when they tried alat candy?) anyway an example is that maybe they're down and reader makes em smth like brownies(TRUST i made brownies about a month ago from my break up and it worked real well.) but still leaves em alone and lets em think(unless they want reader with them in there lap or smth AHEM tom)

of courseee like always add whatever whenever😔🤚🏾

LOVE YOUUU

BAND X BAKER READER

HII I LOVE YOU MORE 😍😍 last time i made brownies those bithces wre as hard as ROCKS like i literally slammed it onto the counter and it stayed in one piece..uh anyways

BILL:

・He loves anything you make

・He gets so happy when you give him a batch of brownies or cookies JKHEXBJJKEDX

・Can never hide his happiness when he receives something, hes always grinning ear to ear

・THE PRAISEEEEE

"Oh my god, M/N! You made this? It's looks so good holy shit-"

・ofc we made it tf 🤨

・He always asks you to eat with him, he likes being by your side!

・He has a huge ass sugar tooth, have you seen the way he acts around skittles? 😭😭

・If you ask him to help you (even if it's as small as something like mixing the batter) he gets so GIDDYYYYY

・Loves helping you in any way he can!!!

TOM:

・He'd try to hide how excited he is whenever you give him something.

・His love language is giving gifts so receiving gifts from YOU? oh my LORD he's so thrilled.

・Can't help but laugh whenever he sees a smudge of flour on your nose or shirt, yet doesn't tell you it's there.

・He thinks it's too cute to wipe off 😴

・Wrapping his arm around you as he takes a bite of whatever you've given him

・Telling you how good it is between every bite, rubbing his fingers up and down your sides.

"This is the best fucking thing I've tasted in my whole life.."

・If you ask to bake with him he cancels all of his plans crossing plans with you, immediately coming over.

・Slinging an arm around your shoulders as he reads the recipe, his head rested on the top of your head

GEORG:

・AHH FREE FOOD! 😍

・nah fr he loves the fact you can bake, he can't make a decent batch of cookies to save his life.

・Always shocked whenever he receives something, no matter how long you've been doing it

"Another cupcake?"

"Shut the fuck up and eat it."

・yes sir.

・He goes HAM on that shit he loves your baking.

・Actually refuses to buy baked goods anywhere else, unless it's an ABSOLUTE need.

・Asks BEGS you to sit down and eat with him, even if it just a small bite off the corner of a brownie

・Leaning against you as he eats it 😻😻

GUSTAV:

・OH MY GOD.

・Y'all r the perfect match. He loves cooking and you love baking 🫶🫶

・He's always looking forward to the next thing you make him

・Gets so happy even if it's something small like a macaron.

・If you try to cheer him up by baking something he gets so fucking HAPPY!!

"Oh..for me?"

"Of course! I know you've been down lately so..."

・He'd be SOBBINGGG later 🤞

・He's just so grateful he's dating you and that you actually gift him stuff KSHWDXBBKH

[rambunctioustoons]

Moon's here to retrieve something from you :

HI RAM, I hope you've been doing good!! Moony's spreading early autumn mischief so ya better watch out 👀💥‼️ anyways, good luck and have a nice day!!

HII STARRIE!! yiippee FFAU Moon at the doorr! ✨✨‼️‼️

Shoving Clip to answer the door with a Treat! Cookie dough in a muffin tin for, some reason :D 🍬🍭🍫

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I've been doing okay!! I hope you have a really good day!! :D happy early spooky month ooOoooOoo!! 🦇

[simpfordemetri]

Why do u hate the cullens? No judge just genuinely curious!

Hii babe

They are WEIRD,want to fit into being humans so bad instead of just embracing what being a vampires means.

The Volturi have SIMPLE RULES and somehow they manage to be stupid and break them all and then HAVE THE AUDACITY to say the Volturi are the villains

Babe if you all dont break the rules maybe they dont have to act against your coven xx

Anyways,i can understand the whole vegetarian diet okay,but why trying so hard into continue the human life?Graduating over and over again?Being a doctor?Bro wtf daddy chill

Not to say Jasper is racist,no i dont take opinions here you all can go look it up.And Edward dont make me talk about him because oh my god

And why do they hate the wolfs???Mmmm i smell racist again because otherwise they dont have other option.All their kids are adopted and somehow all of them are white

They are just the “I AM THE VICTIM RIGHT?” kind of people,fuck up over and over again but THEY ARE THE VICTIM AND THE VOLTURI SUCKS BLABLA

Okay go create your own vampire government maybe you do it better mm?

Hating on vampires because they feed on humans?Bro what do you fucking expect to have Tea and cookies parties?Mental health is important guys because they are delulu

[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘 𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣 ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ hello, platonic wriothesley with a teen reader who is the youngest inmate of meropide?

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Hii! And of course! I kinda wrote it on lesson so I really hope it's alright! Anyway, hope you like it!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ platonic

✧ Wriothesley is pretty busy and he probably treats you like any other person here

✧ tho he is a bit more softer to children than adults, especially ones that still have their admirable imagination

✧ but if you somehow get his attention in a good way... you have a new cool uncle!

✧ but don't you try getting away with breaking the rules! He's not gonna just give you a free pass for that!

"So you thought I'll let you go just like that? Haha, not a chance. You're cleaning cafeteria after dinner time."

✧ you probably also know Sigewinne and most likely are good friends! She may be a nurse but she probably finds child's games amusing too

✧ but back to Wriothesley... since you're a child, he has closer eyes on you and other kids, you have si much life ahead of you after all

✧ he won't give you special dishes like cookies or sweets but he may agree to play with you and other children, especially if the two of you are rather close

"Hide and seek? Alright, I can play with you. But we'll set a limit to area you can hide in. I can seek."

✧ he always seeks tho... he stopped hiding ever since his reputation fell and he had to be a bit more strict so others will be afraid of him again, it's key for his job

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