#ANYTHING THAT HAS YEAST PLEASE

[brittle-doughie]

I come with Eternal Sugar fanart and a humble request for story interactions other and y/n cookie

Cool fanart. You say STORY interaction, but do know that this post will be subject to change once we get more on the update in May.

You open your eyes to see…trees? Flowers? A fountain?

Eternal Sugar Cookie floated down next to you.

“It’s not what you expected, right? That Beast-Yeast could harbor something so peaceful….”

“Are we even in Beast-Yeast anymore?”

“Yes, this is my paradise…but it can also be yours, if you choose to stay. This place will have everything you need.”

“But you’re still a Beast Cookie…”

“Oh, I’m so sorry for what my…friends have done to you, it mustn’t been easy on your mind for a long while.”

“I can’t remember the last time I’ve had a full nights sleep without waking up from nightmares. That they were chasing me, I’d spring up from bed right as they were about to grab me…”

You didn’t see it, but Eternal Sugar frowned in irritation for a moment, her pupils sharpen in hidden rage before she reverts back to her smile and soft demeanor.

“You’ve been through so much. Please allow me to be the one to ease your burden…”

“But I need to-what did you just say?”

“Ssshhh. No need to think on it anymore, my heavenly~ Join me.”

She pulls you up to her cloud and holds you close, stroking your head.

“They can’t reach you here.“

“Nobody can…..”

“You don’t have to fear anymore.”

“Do not be afraid….”

“I have made this paradise to bring happiness to all Cookies who enter.”

“You’ll never want out….”

“Sleep well, heavenly…”

“Dream of me….”

You couldn’t fight back the urge to close your eyes, the grip of sleep taking hold as you drift off into dreamland…

Eternal Sugar holds off on doing anything for a while before she sings a melodious tune, which calls over two Cookies to her.

“My dear angels, please go and make a space for my heavenly. I want it to be the most comfortable and beautiful place in all of Earthbread…”

The two Cookies nod their heads and fly away to handle their duties. Eternal Sugar looked down at you again as she resumed stroking your head.

An ominous shadow casted over her eyes as she smiles to herself.

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Back at the Cookie Kingdom, all Hollyberry Cookie could do was stare in disbelief at an empty living space. It was just occupied a while ago, which is why Dumpling Cookie behind her was just as surprised.

“Where….”

“Where has Y/N Cookie gone…?”

[angelicsz]

Hello!! May I ask for a separate scenario each for Pure Vanilla Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie from CRK? The idea behind it is, the reader (who is their partner) is helping them destress or simmer down after a long day — and brushing out their hair in comforting gesture! Thats what I want the most!

The 'why' of their fatigue can be different. Maybe Reader is laying Pure Vanilla on their lap and brushing out his long hair to help him relax for the evening on their wedeing bed. Meanwhile for Shadow Milk, maybe he's wound up from the boredom of having to play nice in the kingdom all day now that he's technically 'redeemed' or something..! Just my thoughts, you can switch it around a little, I just wanna brush their hair...

Sorry if this is long! Thank you for offering your lovely work! Please take care!

comforting shadow milk and pure vanilla,,

shadow milk:

"i practically cannot do anything now. no NOTHING." he complained as he stared at the sky above you. you were laying in the forest, its the only place you could have some peace for yourself, however you do not come here often. you hummed in response, brushing his scalp, playing with his hair at this very moment.

"and who does he think he is? HE took MY soul jam HE took everything from me, and yet.." your boyfriend stopped for a moment, looking up at you. "maybe he didn't took everything from me."

a smile appeared on your face "sorry? i didn't quite catch that?" you whispered, pretending to be oblivious. you watched as his face changed from pure love and admiration to somehow mad and annoyed.

"i said that i hate him." he practically snarled in response. he hid his face in your thighs, and groaned in annoyance as you chuckled, clearly amused by his behavior.

nevertheless a few minutes later a comforting silence appeared and none of you seemed to want to move from your places. savouring the moment. although you will have to apologise to him for your behaviour.

pure vanilla:

after your husband came back from beast-yeast he looked completely different. even though he seemed to shine brighter than usual you could see the tiredness in his eyes, after all eyes never lie.

that's how you ended up in the current situation, him laying his head on your lap, you mumbling meaningless words of comfort in his ear. the room had a pleasant atmosphere, the birds were chirping, the open balcony bringing fresh air into the room and the sun that is just about to rise.

you noted that pure vanillas hair has gotten much longer than his length before. not that you minded of course.

"mmm.. dear i have to get back to my duties." he practically purred on your lap. you chuckled, amused at his antics. it was awfully hard to get him to lie down with you, you knew that your husband's very hard working and needs a break. despite his objections when you dragged him into the bedroom he practically melted immediately. despite his statement, he didn't seem to want to move from your lap nor was planning to.

"your hair got longer." you changed the topic, brushing your fingers against his scalp. "would you want me to take care of it?"

".. later sunshine." he mumbled. oh you thought he looked so pathetic right now, lovingly of course. noticing how your husband was practically falling asleep, even though he didn't need any, you lied your head on the headboard and closed your eyes, savouring this very moment.

[cookie-lore-keeper]

All the Canon or Implied Canon Relationships in Cookie Run

For some reason, you cookies really like your romantic relationships. It's fine, though. I'm the exact same way. But, to fill your shipping needs, here are all the confirmed/implied romantic relationships in Cookie Run!

Cocoa Cookie and Mint Choco Cookie, obviously. Both have crushes on each other but they're both too shy to act on it, despite every Cookie already knowing and shipping them (I see you Mont Blance and Latte trying to dress Cocoa up for her not date. I also see you, Sparkling Cookie, who also clearly ships them)

Lime Cookie has a massive crush on Orange Cookie and tries her best to get her attention and impress her. She also gets jealous when other cookies show interest in Orange Cookie, lol

Pure Vanilla Cookie literally stated that he loved White Lily Cookie and even said, "Do I still have feelings... for White Lily Cookie?" In his dream, so that's confirmed.

Sea Fairy Cookie and Moonlight Cookie are in love, and Sea Fairy literally abandoned her role as an elemental so she could forever gaze at the moon

Despite not being officially confirmed, it is so VERY heavily implied that Shadow Milk Cookie has feelings beyond obsession for Pure Vanilla Cookie. He is ECSTATIC over the idea of Pure Vanilla Cookie saying that they are "meant to be" and when Pure Vanilla Cookie says that he'll stay by his side forever. For fuck's sake, the two literally FUSE their souljam. Honestly, some romances can't be described by simple words. Sometimes it's described through obsession, corruption, awakening, and hatred.

Knight Cookie has a crush on Princess Cookie and literally has a dream where she was going to ask him to marry her, but he woke up before it could finish

Blue Lily Cookie has a crush on Lilybell Cookie, and it's implied that Lilybell likes her back (no, they are not sisters. No, Lilybell Cookie isn't a child. She is an adult, but she is just small).

Milk Cookie has a celebrity crush in Dark Choco Cookie

In the comics, Adventurer Cookie and Blackberry Cookie are married

Lord Oyster and White Pearl Cookie both had crushes on each other before shit hit the fan

In the comics, Fire Spirit Cookie had a crush on Cocoa Cookie

I'm actually not sure about this one since wikis can be edited by anyone, but I'll still count it. It's implied that Shining Glitter Cookie and Black Lemonade Cookie have feelings for each other

Cotton Candy Cookie has a crush on Pink Choco Cookie

Cotton Candy Cookie has a crush on Chili Pepper Cookie (shown on relationships chart. Honestly, she has a crush on everyone)

Cotton Candy Cookie has a crush on Roguefort Cookie and Roguefort Cookie is attracted to her.

Raspberry Mousse Cookie has a massive crush on Rose Cookie. Though, he seems to not know what it is and thinks that it's a curse...

Royal Berry Cookie and Jungleberry Cookie are married

Linzer Cookie and Créme Brûlée Cookie are exes, and it's implied they still have lingering feelings torwards each other

Espresso Cookie and Madeleine Cookie.... kinda. Okay, I'm not really sure. I'm leaning toward "maybe" bcuz devsiss advertises it a lot more than other ships, but also, that could just be bcuz it's popular. Espresso Cookie seems to be annoyed by Madeleine Cookie's antics, but Madeleine Cookie seems to want to impress Espresso Cookie and he does view him as a friend and despite their differences, they are seen a lot together. Is it canon? Idk, probably queer-baiting. But ik that someone was going to say smthn, so I put it here. Put its status as: "Idk, it could be 🤷‍♂️"

Wildberry is possibly implied to have a crush on Crunchy Chip Cookie (Pavlova mentions it in their kingdom interaction and he mentions it in the Beast-Yeast story)

Black Forest Cookie is completely infatuated for the witches and literally married them (did the witches even say "I do"????)

If I forgot anything, please tell me!

[8ysharkstar]

Hey, can I requested the Beasts x yanderer!reader? All the five Beasts in one fic, how greedy I am~ My ideal is that reader is also a fallen hero with the Beasts and of course they are corrupted and join theirs lovers to wreaking havoc over earthbread, when the witch steal the Beasts. Reader is the only one who espaced and many years like what happens in the orginal story, when everyone think the seal is recover, reader slash the tree and help Shadow Milk get out in front of everyone and reveal that they're the six virtues who espaced many years ago... I let you continue here -_- because stuck for ideas you know:))))Hope you receive it and have fun writing it:))) I don't know if it too hard for you but hope you won't mind my greedy:'))) Sorry for bad english:))))

[ This is gonna take a while but sure!! ]

( 5 Beast Cookies x Yandere!Reader )

" if I were a beast, I'd never eat your brain! I just want your heart "

TW! Yandere theme, Obsession, plus spoilers of beast yeast 1-2,

! Yandere

> not that accurate lore?

Rcm Song; The Zombie Song | Stephanie

☆;

Passion, what could that be. Love? Strong love, Love is always in the air, I myself find my colleagues somewhat, my type... Something about them just makes me go CRAZY! My passion for them is on top of my limit! His knowledge to give, her happiness to spread, they're change and solitary to show, her dreams to fulfill theirs. I just want to.. keep them to myself, but I must keep educating my students on how to grow love to others, keep myself sane... But I felt like a need to protect them... Keep them away from other people... I just want them FOR MYSELF.

...

Leverage; ...

Those were the last words before I got myself corrupted. It was difficult to keep myself sane on most of the time, this time I broke myself. How sad? Well atleast my colleagues are the same as my kind.

I've caused havoc many eons ago, I gave them misinformation, causing them into believing and yet it shows that they're just some foolish cookies that could easily be manipulated. Cute isn't it? yet I was sealed in a silver tree. A TREE? BY THE WITCHES, But I was able to get myself out, those pests tried to seal it back, but I was able to trick those little pests, what a foolish one, to think that I was sealed away. I was not able to save my colleagues in time, I found a way but...

I found someone that shadow milk has been talking about the past time we've been trapped in the silver tree. Someone named pure vanilla cookie? Say, I might've found him in beast yeast, roaming around with his little friends, how cute? Maybe I can join in the fun to get them lured, especially HIM.

"I'll take this taken care of silverbell, well hello there the friends of white lily cookie! Welcome to the faerie kingdom, I'm margarine faerie cookie! How may I assist?"

The other seems happy to see other "faeries* talking to them, they seemed... Delighted.

"it is an honor for you to help! May you please show the way on where white lily could be"

Hearing they're voice itself feels like like a fork piercing through me. But all seriousness, really.. white lily cookie? Well, anything to get them on their tails.

As we got to white lily, it's a matter of time silver bell sent them to elder faerie, so I could think of a plan on how to lure them. Maybe if I cut the seal, which caused it to open the tree. Maybe they'll try to seal it back, my predictions to lure them, genius, I know I am!

...

Slashing it open causes everyone to get alerted by the open wounded tree. How convenient? It wasn't me, I could never! Someone else did it.

...

They are all there, it's time!

[ ! ]

The wound gotten bigger from an unrecognizable entity, could it be?

SHADOW MILK COOKIE!

He used to be know as Knowledge but now to change to Deceit, I myself, Passion to leverage? How cruel I could be to trick them into believing!

May these little foolish crumble to BITS.

We toyed with our puppets, let one die, I say it's pretty intertaning for both of us!

But both of us caught up to the fact that she was able to seal both of us back to our place. Unfair? Pretty unfair, should've been US. But atleast, I'm with my lovers again!

"say, we tried our best, but we'll get them back. And maybe we could be more than colleagues? Would do you say, my spouse's. Could we try Again, new body, physical form. Someone by the name dark enchantress could help."

Oh how much I just want them for myself, I wish we can't never seperate EVER.

THIS ONE GOT ME THINKING SO MUCH SNIXNQBZ, Anyways

[delightfulhidingnook]

His Best Knight, The Queen

(Dark Cacao Cookie x Reader)

Chapter 12

That evening as you made your way down the stairs hand-in-hand with the king, word spread like wildfire from the guards to the maids, to the cooks and eventually out into the kingdom, surely a royal wedding was not too far behind. When your friends perked up at the both of you entering the dining hall, Hollyberry was the first to rejoice.

“Finally!! It was a dreadful thing to keep your feelings a secret from each other.” She got out of her seat and hugged the both of you, you could feel Dark Cacao tensing a bit while you gladly embraced her in return.

“Funny to think that you all knew.”

Golden Cheese laughed and rolled her eyes, “Everyone in this kingdom knew.”

“Looks like you both are set for Hollyhearts.” Laughed Pure Vanilla.

Hollyberry suddenly seemed to hold an expression of realization, “Oh, Hollyhearts, that reminds me. . .” She immediately made her way back to her seat, “Everyone take a seat please, I have an announcement to make.”

Dark Cacao pulled out your chair for you, the gesture made you blush as you sat before he pushed your seat back in and made his way to his own, everyone’s eyes rested on Hollyberry as she made her announcement.

“I would like to personally invite you all to the Hollyberry kingdom for Hollyhearts day, this year will be extra special as I will be bearing news of grand importance, and I would like you all to be there when I declare it to my entire kingdom.”

Everyone perked up, what could the news be, what kind of news could be grand enough to deserve such an honorable declaration at the grandest festival of love in all of earthbread?

“Well you can count me there of course.” Declared Golden Cheese.

“I too accept your invitation.” Said Pure Vanilla.

“Well, Dark Cacao and I were already gonna go for the festival.” You let out a small laugh.

“We shall attend your announcement as well.” Said Dark Cacao with a smile.

“I sadly cannot attend. . .” Said White Lily.

“. . . .what? But, why ever not White Lily Cookie.”

“My research, I had already made plans to return to Beast Yeast to continue my research about the origins of all cookie kind.”

Golden Cheese rolled her eyes, “My dear you will damage your eyecing and your dough with reading all those scrolls in your poor seated posture, stay a bit longer.”

Hollyberry chimed in, “Please White Lily, this news I’d of the utmost importance to me and I wanted you all to hear it first.”

White Lily thought for a bit, “Well, you could tell us now since we’re all together.”

Pure Vanilla smiles nervously, “Lily, perhaps Hollyberry had a special reveal planned for all of us, she has gone through the effort of inviting us in person.”

“Well then my answer remains the same, I am deeply sorry, but just as this announcement is important to you, this research is important to me as well, it could help all cookies and I, personally, cannot think of anything more important than that.”

“Ah. . . . .I understand then, well, I’ll be sure to tell you the next time we meet after the festival.” Hollyberry held a smile, but you could feel her sadness, Golden Cheese seemed to notice it too.

The rest of the night was filled mostly with an awkward silence, the only sounds heard were the occasional grating scrape of a fork against a plate, chewing, and drinking. When everyone was ready to turn in, you hugged each of your friends who would be departing from the Dark Cacao kingdom in the early dawn. After thanking the servants you headed to bed, while making your way through the halls you pondered on the interaction between White Lily and Hollyberry. Surely, neither of them were in the wrong, White Lily is allowed to refuse any invitation she wants, even if it is sad that she isn’t always able to hang out. It was a bit harsh to sort of downplay Hollyberrys announcement though, but surely she didn’t do it on purpose, she was only trying to make a point, as far as you know, White Lily is a kind cookie, she would never purposely hurt her friends emotionally.

As you approach the doors to your chambers you suddenly feel a large hand on your shoulder, looking over, you find your eyes locked with those of your royal lover.

“Oh, Dark Cacao, did you need something?”

He retracts his hand, shaking his head in reply before removing his cloak, placing it over your shoulders, completely wrapping you within its warmth. You nuzzled your face into the fur collar, it still smelled like him, you held the cloak around you, enjoying the comforting ease melting throughout your entire dough like butter.

“What is the meaning of this?” You laughed.

“I do not require my cloak when going to bed, may I entrust it to you to keep it warm until morning?” He gave you a gentle smile as he leaned in close to your face.

“Well, if that’s what the king commands of me.���

He takes your hand, bringing it to his lips and places a kiss on your knuckles, “Have sweet dreams Y/n Cookie, I shall miss you till the dawn.”

As he departed, you found yourself fawning over his gestures, leaning against the door and sighing lovingly as you watched him go. You finally walk into your chambers, tossing yourself into bed, cuddling into the kings cloak, its scent and warmth gently coercing you towards a peaceful slumber.

In the morning, you woke to peaceful sound of birds outside your window, along with the gentle shakes and takes from one of your maids.

“It is time to wake up your grace, I already have a warm bath running and a fresh set of clothes for you to change into afterwards.”

“How wonderful, thank you very much.” You said as you leaned forward, stretching your arms and yawning.

You leave Dark Cacaos cloak on your bed as you make your way to the tub, the maid following behind to assist, you sigh as you step into the warm bath, your dough immediately relaxing. After setting your old clothes aside the maid sits beside you and proceeds to wash your hair, thoroughly applying the lather through every bit of frosting.

“You are a godsend.” You sigh, closing your eyes.

“Thank you your grace.”

“I wonder what shall be on the agenda for today?”

“I believe Affogato Cookie has been working on a list for you, he has been very attentive with the village people and finding various tasks within the citadel.”

“Well that’s lovely to hear, I do hope he attends to you and the other servants of the citadel as well, I would like to make sure you are all in good spirits as well.”

“You need not dwell on such things your grace, as far as I know, everyone is happy to be a part of this grand structure.”

“And you’re happy? You sure there is nothing I can do to repay all the good work and kindness you have been doing for me?”

“Rule by the kings side with love and kindness, that’s all I ask.”

“Has word really spread that fast?”

“Indeed your grace.” She laughs a bit before tilting your head back carefully to rinse your hair.

You laugh as well before continuing to chat a bit more while she washed your back, though you were already completely covered in suds, but suddenly you were startled by the abrupt entrance of Affogato.

“There you are!!” He shouted happily.

The maid quickly grabbed a towel shielding you from his view, “My lady is indecent!! You are not permitted to see her in such a state of undress!!”

You raise a hand from out of the water “Affogato, I’m almost done, I just need to rinse, would you mind waiting just a minute so I can dress?”

“Oh but of course, anything for the future queen of the dark cacao kingdom.” He laughed as he exited.

You roll your eyes and laugh, “I’m barely agreeing to go on a date with this man and already his subjects are calling me the queen.”

The maid relaxes, setting the towel aside before assisting in rinsing you off, “Well, you are very qualified your grace, you help people and in turn, they are in good standing with you.”

“I suppose.”

You are wrapped in a robe and your hair is brushed and dried before you change into your clothes for the day, you finally step out of the bathroom, Affogato greeting you happily while the maid exits with a bow, taking the old clothes and used towel away to wash.

“How did you sleep Y/n?”

“Beautifully.” You say as you picked up the kings cloak off your bed and wrapped it around yourself, you could still smell the bitter chocolate scent in the fur collar.

“Oh my~ has the king already spent a night in your chambers?~ And before marriage, how scandalous of you both~” He said in such a tone you knew meant that he wanted to know the details of the courtship.

“No, it was nothing like that, he merely asked me to keep his cloak warm for him.” You smiled, a small blush forming on your face.

“Yeah, that’s not gonna be the only thing he’s going to want you to keep warm for him.”

“AFFOGATO!!” Your blush intensifies at his comment.

“Hahaha, I’m only teasing, you haven’t even gone on a date with him, baking with him would be out of the question.” He laughed.

“Baking with him is out of the question even after the first date, I trust him with my life, sure, but my dough is an entirely different matter.”

“A fair warning then my dear friend, be careful in choosing who you would take a strike for, you never know when that same person is the one holding the blade.”

You were shocked hearing this, was he implying that the king would betray you in some way?

“Dark Cacao would never.”

“I’m only saying cookies can’t always be trusted, especially cookies in power, I don’t want you getting hurt, okay?”

“I will be fine Affogato, I don’t think Dark Cacao is the type to betray anyone, enough of this nonsense, I was told you have made an agenda for today.” You say as you both exit your room, making your way to the dining hall for breakfast.

“As you wish, after breakfast, you are to train the troops, establish routes for patrols about the villages, then you will return to the castle for lunch, then afterwards I have you booked for a meeting with a few blacksmiths from both the Milk and Coffee tribes, they have come up with some armor designs for the warriors that they would like to run by you, once all of that is taken care of, you have the evening to yourself, with the king of course.” He smirked a bit at the end.

“You’re so hilarious.” You say sarcastically as you both enter the dining room, Dark Cacao was already seated.

“Well, I shall be off to take care of some advisory business, send for me if you need me.” Affogato then leans into your ear to whisper, “Have fun with some nice alone time with the king.” He chuckled before making his exit.

You blush madly, taking your seat, the servants bringing out the food not long after, a wonderful platter of eggs, sausage, and a small stack of pancakes topped with butter and syrup, it smelled divine.

“I see you have kept my cloak warm, I hope it soothed and comforted you through the night.” Said Dark Cacao, admiring you wrapped in his clothing.

“It did.” You say, eating some of the food.

“I hope someday, if you would ever permit me, to have such an honor of doing the same.”

“Oh Dark Cacao, you have comforted me enough times, am I not a burden on your shoulders?” You laugh as you look away from him.

“You could be many things, but never a burden, you bear no weight on this crown, if anything, you make it lighter.”

“Your words wrap around my heart like silk over my shoulders.” You say as you look at him lovingly.

“And your presence cradles me in a warm light I could not bear to be without.” He replies, his gaze softening as he looks back at you the same way.

After you both finish your breakfast and get up from your seats, you return the kings cloak, wrapping it around his shoulders, plucking off small pieces of lint here and there. You stand on your tippy toes and kiss him on the cheek before heading to your duties, leaving the king flustered where he stood.

[noodletime]

Idk if I just can’t find it on your blog, but I beg of you if you haven’t already, please post your wonderful Ken x reader here, too, because I want to reblog it to my own blog so badly but I can only spam hearts in the TGD community tab! You’ve got me crushing on a guy with a knife in his head, it’s just too good to not reblog, too!

OMG your right,,, im so sorry yall,,

HERES TO THE FOLKS WHO WANTED IT IN PUBLIC AND NOT ON COMMUNITY PAGE!!!!!!!!!

(inspiration/idea by @corni-the-flowercat)

Ken X Wife!Reader Headcannons

GIF by veelzebub-the-dingus

Ohhh, where to begin. First off, you have NO idea how you got into the situation of marrying a sadistic butcher and gaining both a yeast golem son and a *human* daughter. But who cares? You have managed to get by just fine, and that isn't a problem for you at all!

You and Ken were a PERFECT match. From the day you two locked eyes with eachother, he knew his future would become brighter from that day onward. And he was right! Ken has never felt lonely ever since, and neither have you!

You two often take turns running the shop while the other goes out on a mission. When you walk back into that shop with bits of purple blood on your clothes and hair he SWOONS at the sight of you. And he'll gladly help you clean up after yourself after a mission. Change of clothes? Hes got a folded pile ready in your rooms. Need a wash? Shower/bath has been made sure theres enough hot water. Feeling tense? You'd be surprised that his large hands can do a good massage!

When your not out on a mission and instead holding down the shop, your glad to do so! Especially with the kids, they wouldn't admit it but they adore you more than Ken..

Speaking of, you've never been happier to be the proud parent of Breadhead and Mel! Often helping them serve customers, wash dishes and cook up some recipies for the orders. Mel likes to play tiny tricks with you and often bets on random things. E.g. who can serve the most people before Breadhead finishes a song on the piano? And Breadhead certainly is a mama's boy when it comes to you. Any buisness you ask him to do WILL be taken care of, whether you ask him or not.

Oh, and you have a.."friendly" banter with Mud often. You'll catch him stealing a few scarab, so you go over and SLAM your fist into his stomach so he retches them all back up. You'll be serving up a customers order, and all of a sudden the plate is gone (and Mud has an awfully cheeky grin on his face).

But anyways, back onto Ken! When theres a slow day in the shop, and the two of you are alone, Ken would walk over to the record player and put on a song for you two to dance to! Often its a slow song, but if a slightly quicker song comes on? Ken WILL have to learn to match your speed quickly, or else!

Acts of affection are often acts of service or physical affection. If your standing near him you'll possibly find his hand your shoulder or waist. He'll go and gift you anything he thinks you'll like, from fancy clothes to jewelry and such -- he gets paid a good amount of scarab, so you don't have to worry about the costs.

DEFINETLY the big spoon, this man is so large he takes atleast more of the bed you two share (bro IS the bed 😭😭/j /j /j ). He'll be curled up around you while you rest in his strong grasp, his body protecting yours from the cold outside. It'll take a while for you to escape it, however. If you need to go grab something before you go back to sleep, you'll have to wake him up first, and hes a HEAVY sleeper.

When going on missions TOGETHER, you two are an unstoppable force. Tearing through anything you can see until you get to your objective. No opposing gang is safe from the smiling dead duo's grasp! Plus Ken LOVES the way you become so unhinged in the heat of the moment. Your crooked smile, bloodlustful eyes and crazed hair make you all so charming in a way Ken can't explain.

Although, such a relationship with a guy like him *does* come with its cons, especially with his mood swings. Your the one to try and make him calm down when he snaps, and for most of the time it works! Until it doesn't, and now your faced with a raging, monsterous tryant (who is also your husband) in front of you. When you two get into arguements, theres always two main factors: One, its about one/both of your kids health and safety. And two, it never goes and/or ends pretty. Lots of yelling, accusing and angry gestures all over. But don't worry, if theres anyone whos apologising first, it'll be Ken.

How he apologises is either him talking to you up-front about it, or leaving a few thoughtful gifts in places where you often walk to inside the shop. It might be on your shared bed, on the counter or maybe even in the freezer. Either way, he feels bad for yelling at you, and wants to make it up to you no matter what. How could you say no?

Overrall, hes a sweetheart. Your so lucky you married him out of all the rotlings out there in the Gaslight District. Your life has been crazy, but your glad that your darling husband will be there by your side no matter what, and the rest of your family too. <3

[cuppajj]

PLEASE tell me you're as disappointed as I am that there are ZERO Greek mythology references in this episode. All we got was Pavlova being Eros, which was visible from a mile away (and Eternal Sugar sends him to do a lot of her dirty work, which is what Aphrodite often did to Eros, so that's cool ig). What else is there? The ionic columns? Sugar's and the NPC's Hellenistic attire? That's all they gave us? Her area of Beast-Yeast is more like Alice in Wonderland than it is Mount Olympus. Would it have killed them to give us sugar satyrs? Sugar nymphs? Taffy harpies? A jello cyclops? Apparently it would, so they gave us these silly little ice cream doodad looking guys and these dumb candy caterpillars and a fucking sugar rainbow merry-go-round. Not even the upcoming Beast raid boss looks Greek, it's just a weird heart thing! Why not a gorgon with licorice snakes for hair, with each strand being a different color and flavor? Why not a Nemean lion with an impenetrable chocolate hide, so Hollyberry can take the role of Heracles, which she fits into a lot anyway? (They could've fit that into the little window between their first departure from the garden back into Beast-Yeast proper and Wildberry's sacrifice or something idk.) They didn't even reference the Lotus Eaters really, everyone was mostly able and willing to get up and leave after eating and drinking and resting! Nor was there a Hades and Persephone moment, with Sugar offering Holly a magical fruit that she would take and eat, not knowing it would shackle her to Sugar and the realm permanently. Holly didn't accidentally allow herself to be tricked into damning herself in her moment of weakness and doubt, she just got her shield destroyed and herself shoved into a mimic chest. Once again Devsisters takes the path of least resistance. Mystic Flour's and Burning Spice's areas were so fun, they took us somewhere new and different ("China" and "India"), now we're back to Christianity Part 2. We already had Christian symbolism with Shadow Milk, I don't want it again, I wanted Ancient Greece goddamn it (and I know it's TECHNICALLY still accurate because Greece is Christian and has been for millennia, but when I say Ancient Greece I mean the Greece that tended to hearths inside of all of its homes in honor of Hestia and never laid a hand on eagles because they were a symbol of Zeus, ykwim?)

I think a couple other Greek mythology references were present: the labyrinth referenced Theseus, and Hollyberry being locked in the box referenced Sisyphus trapping Thanatos in a box too if I’m not mistaken?

Other than that yeah not much. I was hoping we’d have more references the whole way through, and the examples you gave are really cool ideas! Still unsure why we got ice cream and candy enemies on rainbows instead of leaning more into mythical creatures. I know it emphasizes the sugary sweet paradise Sugar has but they didn’t go all in on the Hellenistic references 🥹

I can roll w the christian themes here because of the loose garden of Eden references, and as a fan of renaissance art there were a lot of Christian themes (ie. Putto, angels being depicted in classical Greek myths, etc) in them. If anything that’s what ES’s aesthetic might be going for, less pure greek mythology and more renaissance depictions of it. I’m more ehhh about the lack of rep, I wanted more lmao

Overall the ep felt like a lot and nothing happened at the same time… but I would love to see if the next chapter does more. Not disappointed with what we got though, just would’ve loved to see them lean in further. But that’s what fanon is for lol

[burningcheese-merchant]

*PUSHES THE DISCOURSE OUT* Okay! I just wanted to talk about this bit of the story because I hardly see anyone giving it attention.

Remember there was this whole segment in BY 5, where it talked about the Soul Jams? It fascinated me of how it talked about the two halves shouldn't be united, since everything would perish because of the union. One could assume that it meant to emphasize the point that the Beasts should not get the other half of the Soul Jam, bu after the latest BY episodes, with the whole thing about PV and SM soul merging (no matter how brief it was), it feels like there could be more to the poem now.

Maybe it's my shipping brain making me delusional, but I feel like the poem might become applicaple in some way for the rest of the Beasts and Ancients later on in the story. I would absolutely go wild to see GC and BS soul merge-

Don't worry, I'm equally as delusional lmaoooooo and also, you have a point. As the Beast-Yeast storyline goes on, I feel like they're diving deeper into the truth of the Beasts and Ancients' dynamic: they're not just generic enemies, they're literal soulmates. Two halves of a whole. They want and need each other, they ARE each other in some ways, for better or worse. They went full mask-off with PV and SM but imo you see it in the other pairs and their episodes as well.

With the commentary in ep 5 about how the Soul Jams shouldn't reunite, I really think it's the more baseline thing of "if they reunite, BS will be unstoppable and evil wins". Eps 7 and 8 reveal the truth of the matter for ALL the pairs imo, not just PV and SM, which is that they belong together, it is actual, literal destiny, they are nothing without each other and define each other's lives and the virtues/vices they uphold. What is Truth without Deceit? What is Abundance without Destruction? These things simply cannot be, unless they are together. (BS himself even acknowledges it in one of his leaked affection lines: "You see, a world of Abundance can only be built on the ruins of the past". He admits that Abundance needs Destruction. That Golden Cheese needs him. And he needs her.)

I've said this before but I can honestly talk about the BurningCheese dynamic for SOOOOO long. They drive me insane. There's so much to dissect and analyze about them, but no one will do it except for me 😭 Look:

They even have their own "in the end, you will become me" moment 😭 their relationship is just as deep as PV and SM's, you guys... Please, I can't be the only one who sees and knows this......

(also... Dude. I would have KILLED to see them merge souls like PV and SM did. CAN YOU IMAGINE. BS already demonstrated that he cares about HER, not the Soul Jam, not really (he had it in his hands and he DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH IT. He just went "meh whatever this was supposed to happen" and then started whining and fussing about wanting to see GC again). Can you fucking imagine if they followed through with the line shown above and had GC give in to destruction, like how PV gave in to deceit? If GC had her own "corrupted" skin, like Truthless Recluse? I dare you to tell me BS wouldn't have been excited as all hell if she submitted to him like that. He was horny af throughout their fight, he would've busted a nut on the spot if that happened 😂 the concept has been haunting me since ep 8, I would've died happy if there had been a BurningCheese soul merge, God I need to learn to draw properly so I can bring that shit to life myself-)

[willbethehero]

The Displaced Flower and the Saviors’ Youngest (aka Bonnie The Kid Finds White Lily Cookie)

Concept by @potatotato-26 and @sherllockholems

PS, please ignore the eyepatch Siffrin has in some arts.

This takes place BEFORE the rouge takes the L.

⚜⚜⚜

Don't worry about me.

Please, take care of Pure Vanilla Cookie.

In this place, your bravery and loyalty will become his best defense.

Thank you! My Light of Truth will illuminate our path so we don't lose our way.

Farewell, my friend...

These were the last words you could recall with clarity. A decision to diverge paths. A promise to meet again.

But that was before the smell of burnt sugar overwhelmed your senses and a tight squeeze gripped your stomach, your mind fading into darkness shortly afterwards.

Upon your (rough) awaking, it became clear that you were on a meadow. A strangely empty meadow. With nary a Cookie or creature in sight. Only the strands of (slightly larger?) grass billowing in the wind and clouds moving against the sky was proof this was no dream.

Add the lack of any familiar sightings made it clear: you were transported to someplace not in the Faerie Kingdom, nor even in Beast-Yeast. Perhaps a foreign country.

There may have been a touch of grumbling and/or screaming upon the realization of how far you (potentially) are from your friends. The irony of somehow falling into an enemy trap just as soon as you parted ways and promised to meet again is not one that amuses you. Still, you manage to pick yourself up with your staff (that thankfully still has your Soul Jam shining its ever-verdant light) and begin your trek in unknown territory. Regardless of circumstance, you still had a duty to fulfill.

As soon as you figure out where you were.

…

Time passes.

While you are unsure of how long you had been unconscious, you are now aware that it is at least a bit past midday, thanks to the sun’s slow descent. Not much, but at least it's a start. The same can’t be said for locating any signs of life. So far, attempts at finding any other Cookies have proven… fruitless. It’s… somewhat worrying that you may have been transported to a desolate island, but you brush the notion aside for now.

Grooowll…

After all, you still need to eat. You had a long day before and ahead of you.

Gathering food wasn’t as big of an issue as you’d thought it would be. You are grateful you still possess your survival skills from so long ago. What were edibles vs non-edibles was something you managed to figure out during your long treks across Earthbread, satiating your hunger for the moment. You sigh after managing to quell your stomach. The remaining issue of your parched throat would be solved after following the sound of flowing to a river nearby. Not before cleaning up after yourself, of course. Once more, you continue your trek in uncharted territory.

It’s strangely peaceful once you arrive at the stream… Besides the obvious, not a sound echoes through the dense forestry you find yourself in. You once more sigh, horns itching, still unsure if there was anyCookie available in this barren region. There has to be some sign of civilization. You’d even take Cake Hounds at this point…

“That’s enough of that,” you slightly chide to yourself. You need to drink. Recuperate and then continue forward. Find anyCookie that could give directions and continue from there.

Plan in mind, you dip your hands into the moving water, gently cupping the water to taste-test for anything wrong. It’s… tasteless? You don’t quite taste the amount of sugar as you’d expect… Or, any for that matter. But other than that, it seems safe? Maybe there really isn’t any-no, stop that. Drink. Your head is scrambled. Calm yourself. And drink.

As you shake off the looming dread and drink from the stream, you are finally given a chance to fully… reflect.

Looking back now, you realize this must have been orchestrated by the Beast to separate you from Pure Vanilla and the others. With a sigh, you admit the worst part is the fact it was true. 

Was the decision still necessary? Yes, absolutely. As much as it hurt parting so soon after being reunited… The responsibility and power entrusted to you by Elder Faerie Cookie’s last will… it was paramount in mastering. To seal the Beasts back in their trees. And of course, the Beast targeted that. You, the biggest threat to their return.

Now, here you are. Drinking out of a strangely tasteless stream. On a foreign island/country? Without a clue to get back, or master Elder Faerie Cooke’s power, or even tending to the Faerie Kingdom-oh Cheese, you’re in charge of the Kingdom now! And to make matters worse, there are still four other Beasts besides the one lurking at the Spire, with no way to contact anyo-

For a moment, you feel something grasp your body at both sides. Water you had been drinking splashes with a small plish as your thoughts are shaken.

The next, you suddenly find yourself being raised to the air.

And then-

《Wooah… qu’est-ce que tu es?》

HERE, TRY ONE! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!

…face to face with the monster you neverneverneverever wanted to see again.

《Hé… une petite personne bizarre? Tu n’as pas l’air d’aller bien…》

You can’t speak. You can’t breathe. You can only stare. Ahead. Into the eyes of one you once worshiped as “Creator”.

Only for everything you once believed in to betray you, smothered in dough, and then baked into a monster.

Your head. Spins. Your horns. Itch. You hear something. But as you continue to float. In the face of your creator. Your vision blurs. You open your mouth once more to cry. And squeak with terror.

“Help.”

Your mind goes dark immediately after.

▲▲▲

Oh, Crab. It’s not moving anymore.

It’s not like you were trying to surprise them. But the nice smelling person/creature/Sadness(?) looked like it was gonna fall into the water, you managed to catch it. Then they went limp when you tried talking to it.

Maybe it’s like Nillie? Or Belle after a long day?

You hold the strange small person(?) in your hands as dela-cately as you can. You slightly shake them, but it doesn’t wake up. Guilt bubbles inside you. Crab…

You can’t just leave it here. It would be rude after what you did. You haven’t even said “sorry”! for spooking them.

You’ll definitely have to apologize to them properly when they wake up.

You take off your hat before gently placing them down on it, to safely carry them back to your camp. You also placed a strange looking flower stick that was near them in your hat. There was a strange shade to it, but maybe it belonged to them?

Anyways, you manage to make it back to camp, where everyone is waiting for you.

Za and Frin are together, gathering wood for the fire, and probably talking about (urgh) puns, like usual. 

Belle was sitting on the blanket, checking over those weird papers again.

Dile meanwhile was currently reading a book. Musta be for her secret research. 

Welp, no time like now.

“Heyguys…” you mumble, still worried over the little person in your hat. “I found something…” Everyone stops what they are doing and looks your way.

“Oh, Boniface you-?” Dile started. She stopped when she saw what you were carrying. “Oh-!” her eyes lit up a bit. Like when she was in that library a few towns back.

“Oh, Change-is it alright?” Belle asked. She walked over alarmed, cuz she’s naturally gonna be worried about everyone. Even strangers. That’s the sorta person she is. “What even happened?”

“I might’ve really scared them.” You bashfully admit. “They were gonna fall into the river, but I caught ‘em in time! But when I asked if they were okay, they just… stopped moving.”

“I see… they must have fainted then.” Belle mutters, looking down at the little person in your hat. “Poor thing.”

“Hey, Bonnie, did you find flowers?” Za suddenly asks. “Like… a lot of flowers?” Right, the nice smell that you followed.

“Oh yeah! It was coming from the little person.” You reveal, your eyes move down towards your little friend.

“Their right.” Belle sniffs, “It reminds me of… that flower shop back in Dormont.”

Oh Crab-”I’m sorry, Belle! I didn't mean to-”

She suddenly stops you. “It’s alright, Bonnie. I was just… reminiscing…” ugh, why she gotta be like that?

“Oh, Mira!” Frin suddenly pipes up. “I never knew you did flowers!” Uh-oh.

“No no, I nev-”

“I guess you're feeling BOUQUET right now?” HAH-HUrrrraaaggghhhhh…!

“FRIN!”/“Siffrin!”/“HAH!”/”Gah…”

“I’m sorry, Mira! You know lilac the ability to control myself.” Hrr…

“Stop.” you reply. As funny as it is, you gotta be more sere-us.

Frin thankfully puts his hand up. Looks like the puns shall stop. For now…

“Haaah, it’s alright now, Siffrin.” Belle suddenly sighs, “Still-” Okee, time to stop Belle being a crab.

“ALRIGHT-!” You suddenly announce. “Imma make dinner! For all of us!”

“By ‘all’, do you mean-” Dile begins.

“Yes. The little flower person too.” You answer. Then, you walk over to where your u-tin-sles are and then sit down, cross legged, hat and flower person in your lap.

“Uhh… Bonnie? What are you-?” Za stupidly asks.

“Making dinner.” You respond.

“You sure you can cook like that, Bonbon?” Frin also stupidly asks.

“Yes.” you boldly declare.

“Oh, just, do be careful not to harm your new friend!” Belle requests.

“Yes, it would be poor form to have a mess be their first real introduction to our party.” Dile added.

Yeah, that makes sense.

You carefully pick up your things, ready to get started. Hmm… Though, with your flower friend here… you hadn’t done anything with herbs since a few towns over. Ooh! Maybe make a desert too…

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《…》

《…!》

《…?》

《…!!》

《…》

…?

…Noise…?

…You… stir…

“Mmhh…”

You… can hear something…

It is… dark…?

A trial to see… but…

And-

Towering giants. Scatter crumbs of fallen Cookies. Sound of laughter.

《HAHAHAHA!!》

WELL WELL WELL, IT'S BEEN A THOUSAND LONG YEARS!

GLAD TO SEE Y'ALL!

No…

《Allez, Mira! Tu dois admettre que c'était plutôt drôle!》

AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE! THEY LOOK AMAZING!

Y'ALL BEEN WORKING HARD!

Nononononononononononowhywhywhywhywhywhy-!

《Hmph! Peut-être pour vous, mais certains d'entre nous ont des «préférences» différentes.》

PHEW! I BAKED A TON OF COOKIES!

HERE, TRY ONE! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT!

Why are you back here?!

《Sigh… Je suis d'accord avec Mirabelle. Avez-vous déjà pensé à essayer de trouver d'autres méthodes d'humour?》

T'IS ALRIGHT! LET'S JUST BAKE IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!

At this- wretched banquet?!

《Hmmm… Non!》

YEAH, LET'S BAKE IT!

Run. You need to run. Run. RUN. RUN. RUN. WHY AREN’T YOU RUNNING?!

《Hé Bonbon. Je pense que ton petit ami est-》

No.

NO!

YOU MADE A PROMISE. TO MEET THEM AGAIN. YOU WILL NOT BREAK IT. NOT AGAIN.

YOU RAISE YOUR HAND!

AND ENSNARE THE WITCH IN VINES!!!

You can barely make out what happens next-

Screaming, confusion, sounds and noises, all blend into one as your terror-stricken dough finally MOVES.

And you run. Run. RUN. RUN. AND RUN.

YOU CAN'T STAY HERE! YOU NEED TO TELL SOMEONE. YOU NEED TO-

barely manage to move your arm forward to soften your fall, barely aware that you were already falling.

…

You sit silently in the unexpected plant’s blessed shade.

And shudder heavily.

It still hurts.

Your head hurts.

Your horns. Hurt.

You grasp. Your. Horns.

Your head feels like a storm of hazy spices. That burning, suffocating feeling. Your vision feels blurry. Wet.

Oh. You’re… crying.

Of course.

You gasp. For air. Your throat is constricted by more of that foreign spice…

Why…?

Why are you crumbling again?

Even though you promised…?

Is all of this… just meant to be a reminder?

Of where you belong?

With your mistakes…?

You don’t- you can’t-!

《Salut.》 A gentle voice greets you.

“…!” A witch-!

Suddenly… 

lays down in front of you…

…?

《Désolé de vous avoir fait peur…》

…?

It’s… not moving…

You tremble and yet…

What do they…?

《Tu as laissé tomber ça.》

The witch’s hand is stretched out you need to ru-

And opens…

It's

It's your staff.

And your Soul Jam.

The witch… is looking away… 

Is it… giving you your staff back? Your… Soul Jam…?

…

…

…Why?

They never… never carried about Cookies before… And yet… this witch here… looking at you with sad, almost apologetic eyes?

You

breath.

And despite your instincts telling you, pleading you, to stay away, you… 

hesitantly…

reach for…

your…

staff!

A single swipe, and your White Lily Staff and Soul Jam are back in your hands…

In a deathgrip.

You breathe.

You stare at it for a moment. Your Soul Jam.

Despite everything, it is… still shining. That same, ever-verdant light. Even though… you shouldn’t even have it back… even though… you were no better than the Witches in terms of monstrousness… You…

《Hé. Tu ressembles à ce que fait Sif quand il est énervé. Est-ce que tu… veux respirer avec moi?》 And slowly, the Witch inhales air. And then, exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.

Inhale. 

Exhale.

In

Out.

In

Out.

You realize…

You’re doing it too.

Your head doesn’t hurt as much now…

Your horns still ache. But it's not as bad now.

《Tu as l'air plutôt sympa pour une Tristesse.》

…?

What did it say?

You don’t quite-

Wait.

You haven’t been able to understand?

No. You haven’t. At first, you thought it was merely fear clouding your dough, but… No, this isn’t just dialect. It’s a completely different language you’re hearing.

Why, though? Even at the Banquet, at the worst… you could still make it out clearly. You could never forget what those monsters said.

And yet… Why can’t you understand now?

《Hé. Est-ce que tu… as besoin de respirer à nouveau?》

You look at them, confusion clear in your eyes.

《Tu sais. Respirer?》 They start breathing slowly again. 

“Respirer”. Did they mean… breathing?

You slowly shake your head, hoping you’ve managed to say “no.”

《Oh. Alors, tu… vas bien maintenant?》

There’s a gentleness in that… you assume to be a “question”. Still, you think they're asking you if you're… alright?

Hah.

You’d certainly like to convey that you're fine. But after what you just did, you’d doubt anyone would believe you, let alone a Witch. So instead, you just… stare ahead once more.

《Oh. Pouvez-vous… ne pas parler?》 The witch asks, before pointing at their mouth to start… opening and closing?

…For the sake of your sanity, you go under the belief they are asking if you can talk.

Well, after all this time. You got what you wanted.

So.

You open your mouth.

And speak.

▲▲▲

«Yes. I… speak.»

The weird flower-smelling Sadness speaks. Or, you think it spoke. It's kinda… hard to explain. But you think it CAN talk. It just comes off as weird words you don’t really understand but somewho… do?

Crab this Sadness is weird.

Still, you sit by and let the strange Sadness speak to you. Even though you're not crabbin’ sure WHY. It… attacked Frin and everyone else. You even decided as the sole person NOT tied down by vines, you’d catch up to it to give it a piece of your mind! …But as you fixed your hat back on your head, you realized it forgot its little staff, and the jewel with the weird shade in it. For some reason, you ended up kinda feeling… bad for it. Which shouldn’t make any crabbin’ SENSE!!! But… then you caught up to it… seeing it like that…

Reminded you a bit of yourself… 

«I speak. Can you… understand?»

“No.” you admit. The Sadness’s face… kinda scrunched up at that. Kinda like Frin does when something bu-fuddles them. Or a cat when you give them bad tuna.

«…» It’s looking around now. It's still a bit like Mira does when she wants to bite her nails, but suddenly it starts drawing its staff on the floor. It looks like…

“?” «Do you… know this?»

A question mark? Sure, so you nod your head. The eyes of the Sadness seem to brighten at that. Then…

“? - >” Once the Sadness is done drawing, it goes back to looking at you. A question mark… and an arrow pointed right at itself. Which means… it wants to ask you what you think of it? 

“Didna say it already? You’re a Sadness! A weird Sadness though…” you respond.

«A “Tristesse”…?»

“Huh…? Uh, no not a ‘Trist-ease’… a Sadness! Like… WAH! WAH! Boohoo! My life’s a crab!” You suddenly pretend-bawl, startling the Sadness a little before another look appears on its face.

«Tears… Crying… », the Sadness starts. «Sorrow… S-Sadness…?» Yah, that's right.

“Mmh…!” you nod. “Sadnesses are like…” you begin to doodle on the ground. “That’s right. They uh… kinda weird smelly, nasty Crabs…! They usually just go around attacking people. Kinda like what you Crabbin’ did… but uh I don't think that you're THAT bad.” you reply, finishing your best depiction of a Sadness; a short, stubby creature leaking tears. The other Sadness is giving your doodle a funny look, before turning to look back at you with the same look.

«S-Smelly…?», it asks, and looks like it wants to cry a bit again. Maybe. You can’t really tell what’s going on with those weird Sadness eyes… Suddenly, you take whiff, and remember the scent that kick started this whole crabbin’ thing!

“Oh yeah! I came here cuz I was smelling something nice, like flowers! …And then I found you.” You explained, pointing to your nose and then to the Sadness’s flower to show you were (app-eren-tly) tracking down the Sadness’s scent. You still think it’s a little upset, though… “I mean… it’s a nice scent.” you finish, looking to the side for feeling a bit like a Crab.

«Sadness… M-Monster…? …Scent…? You-» Now the Sadness is looking at you with even bigger eyes than before, which is impressive, cuz those eyes are already big.

“Uh, yah. Kinda like what you did when you wrapped up everyone in vines…” You mutter. Dile was REALLY Crabbin’ mad when that happened. Even though it was Frin who got it worse… What even was that?”

«Dile…? Frin…?»

“Yah, my friends! Or uh… “aquin-tin-ces” as Dile’d put it sometimes.” You say, as you start a new drawing featuring all your friends.

«F-Friends…»

“Yep! There Dile, she’s doing “secret research” and loves reading books, then Belle, who’s pretty sweet and brave, but sometimes make herself worry over everything, and Isa, whose big and can be pretty stupid sometimes, but still nice, and then Frin, who loves to make stupid puns and carving and-” You stop when you realize the Sadness is breathing fast again.

And you see the Sadness looking at your doodle of Frin like something Crabbin’ wicked.

“U-um… are you okay?”

«W-Witch…» it seethes, «Why do you-that is a Witch…» Now it’s starting to draw its own Frin, only it looks way more bad-looking. Hey, you may not know the word, and they may annoy you, but you think that’s not nice!

“Hey! Frin’s not a “Weet-cha”! …whatever that is. Besides, what even is a ‘Weet-cha’?”

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The sudden burst of anger that made your horns heat up simmers once you see the genuine confusion of the face of the Witc-... No, that’s… the fact they don’t even know- You’ve… managed to gain something of understanding with it/them? 

And you can tell.

They don’t know. Neither what a Witch is… or what you even are. Why else would they ignore wanting to snack on a Cookie like you? 

Monster… 

Still… you grumble a bit as the… whatever they are only caught you all because of your floral scent.

“So then… Why are you here?" You ask, gesturing best you can to their Witch and then the ground.

《Euh… pour ton truc de bâton de fleur… et je suppose que je suis désolé de t’avoir fait peur plus tôt aussi.》 The Witch is rubbing the back of their head. Those same apologetic eyes… 《Mais tu dois aussi t'excuser!》 Before suddenly snapping to you in a more upset tone.

You flinch, but try to stand your ground. They don't know what you actually are, so you, theoretically, should be fine… unless they somehow know a spell or two to throw at you. “W-what? What do you mean?” You state, trying not to show much agitation beyond the bare minimum in fear they may retaliate.

They start drawing lines on top of the picture of their party. Mostly over the Witch, but some on the others as well. It seems to resem- ah. 

They want you to apologize. For what you did to their party. You barely remember what you did besides summoning plant life to cover your tracks.

But…

That would mean…

Your horns twitch slightly.

《Hé, tu es SÛR de ne plus vouloir respirer?》 the same gentle, if loud voice, asks you once more.

…

You… decided to shake your head. Their expression turns someone miffed, and yet-

《Hé. Tu veux juste… rester ici un moment?》 They ask, landing back on the ground… and looking at you with softer eyes than before.

…You feel a soft wind blowing through the grass…

You nod a bit, and they seem to understand that.

Silence reigns for a good solid minute more.

《Hé. Qu'es-tu réellement??》

Before being finally broken by another innocuous question. One that sounds strangely familiar…

They are looking at you again. The same eyes you could find at Blueberry Academy. 

Curiosity.

They want to know what you are.

…

How do you even EXPLAIN that?

You… you CAN’T tell them the truth. You’ll be eaten up and forgotten about in no time. And yet… right now, they think you are some… monster-”a Sadness” of some kind. You don’t think you could-

…

“I… do not know.” you begin, lying for your teeth. “I awoke in a meadow not far from the river you found me.” You draw your story to the best of your abilities, ignoring the rancid feeling growing in your dough. “I… was wondering where I came from. And…” you pause, once more looking at their drawing of their Witch. Your horns once more begin to itch. “Before I realized what had happened… Something terrifying. Appeared in my memory. When I saw your W-“

《Frin n'est pas un «Weet-cha». C'est le euh… «Rouge»!》

“…«R-Rouge». I… recalled a terrible memory.” You darkly admit. “What I do remember… the “Witches”… hurt me…” You look again to your sketch of the Witch, only comparable to the “Rouge” with an animosity you wish was casted aside when you were re-baked. Ignoring whatever scathing look they were giving you.

Your horns begin to flare.

“I-I… I caused you great distress, have I not?” Crumbs, this is too painful. Just stay here and do your best to convince them. You just need to say ‘Go back and tell the others you are sorry.’

“And that’s why-”

*Rustle*

-!?

《Hein? Quoi-》

You barely have to hear the other’s words.

As a bizarre, gelatinous creature you almost are sure is from the Black Licorice Abyss suddenly rises from the bush behind you.

You raise your staff, the Soul Jam flairing to life as you once more summon plant life to entangle it-

And you feel yourself swept off your feet once more. Ignoring the pain-filled screams and sobs as you are whisked away in a blur.

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Crabcrabcrabincrab!!! A big-Crabbin’ Sadness Crabbin’ jumped you and your Sadness. Crab this! You gotta go! 

You manage to snatch the smaller fella into your arms and attempt to bolt-

Woah Crab!

A crabbin’ shade you’ve never seen before suddenly blasts out of the little fella’s flower gem thingy and the bigger Saddness screams something fierce. Your brainhead feels the same way! Then, vines suddenly pop out of the ground and slam down on the bigger Sadness, pinning it in place. That’s gotta hurt, but you sure ain’t gonna complain about it!

“CRAB, lil’ fella!” You loudly yell as you scurry FAR away from the way uglier Sadness, “That was awesome!”

«…»  You realize the flower fella isn’t saying much. When you lift them up again to your face, you see them just staring at you. Whoops!

“Ah Crab! I-I’m sorry for surprise touching you agai-”

You suddenly feel something touch your cheek. Wah? It's the flower Sadness. It's looking at you with a blank look you remember Frin having sometimes…

“Hey, don’t-”

Before smiling suddenly. And then crying as well. 

…This is a REALLY Crabbin’ weird Sadness…

“Uhh… do you… wanna cry some more?” You ask, only somewhat miffed cuz of what’s going on.

The Sadness shakes their head, and still sobs a ‘eally strange sounding laugh. Eventually though, the sobs stop, and is now looking at you again  ‘cept the eyes are still leaking.

«Why did you… save me?» You think it asked.

“Uh, cuz I didn’t wanna leave you behind?” You bluntly state, now walking back to camp. “‘Sides, you still gotta apologize to Frin and the others!”

The Sadness flinches at that. You suddenly recall what they said about “Weet-chas”. Crab.

“Heyhey. Don’t fret. None of them’ll bite!” you comfort them.

You’re not sure if the noise it made to that was a laugh or a sob.

— — —

Eventually, you manage to make it back to camp before the sun set. Crab, it’s almost as bad as you left it. Belle and Dile were standing near the now torn-up picnic blanket, talking, while Za and Frin…

“Alrighty, Sif. Next one’s coming right off! Just give me a sec…” You heard Za, for once really struggling, to get a vine off.

“Mrph…” muffled Frin. Yep. They were still as tied up as you left them. They were much less of a rogue now and more of an… what did Nelle say one time? “Tray-lis”? Yeah, tray-lis than person. 

“I still can’t believe that Sadness managed to do… all this.” you hear Belle say, looking at all the devy-station the flower fella caused to their campsite.

Though in fairness, it was mainly the picnic blanket and Frin.

“I suppose we should be thankful then, that our dearest Rogue managed to take the brunt of its attack.” Dile responded.

“Hghnhbmph…” Frin muttered something in response. You're not sure what.

“Don’t take it the wrong way, Sif.” Za started, still struggling to pry off the vine. “I’m sure Madame Odile is only wishing you the best. Even if she won’t say it outright.” he said with a glance towards Dile.

“How presumptuous of you to think I don’t care, dearest Isabeau.” Dile scoffed.

“Brbrgnmhmshg! Basjiashsudh!” Frin suddenly muffled-yelled!

“...I am not sure if that was meant to be one of your puns-”

“MRPHMR-MRPH! MMRR!!” Frin continued, (struggled to) point towards the clearing. And more importantly, towards you.

“BONNIE!”/”BONIFACE!”/”KIDDO!”

Everyone drops what they’re doing and runs towards you. Cept for Frin. Welp. This was gonna be awkward…

“Heyguys…” you start. Again.

“Bonnie! Thank Change you’re alright!” Belle ran up to you like usual. She checked to see if you needed any healing, which you don’t!

“Itsfine…” You mumbled. But as you get ready to explain, Dile suddenly walked up, Belle moving aside. With her “angry” look on her face.

“Boniface. Would you like to explain to us WHERE exactly you ran off to when that Sadness suddenly upended the earth and attacked our campsite?” She REALLY must not be happy with you. 

“Hey, c’mon Madame Odile. I’m sure Bonnie has a PERFECTLY REASONABLE explanation as to why they disappeared on us.” Za said, giving his own fearsome stare of his own. Guh, they ALL gotta worry like this?! It’s not fair! You didn’t even get a chance to explain yourself! 

…even if the story’s SUPER weird…

“It’s a really weird story, Za.” You tell him. “And YOU prolly wouldn’t bell-ie-ve me without eve-dance!” You counter Dile’s question.

“Oh?” Dile raised her eyebrow. “And WHAT perchance would THAT ‘evidence’ be?” The till-tale sign of whenever she’s doubting. But THIS time, you’re prepared! You’ve got eve-dance right on the palm of your hand!

Or, well, under your hat.

“BONNIE!/BONIFACE!!/THE CRAB???” You suddenly hear them all yell. Huh? Whaddya do?

“Hey, wait a-”

“Bonnie, stay VERY still! T-The Sadness is currently ON TOP YOUR HEAD.” Belle squeaks as she suddenly has her hand out, aimed at your flower fella.

“Yeah, bu-”

“Boniface.” Dile’s cold words stop you as she’s looking at you with dead eyes before she starts massaging her eyes with her free hand. “Please do not tell us you spent your time trying to track down a previously unseen, and potentially DANGEROUS Sadness. And then brought them back here. WHY???”

“‘Cuz they wanna say ‘sorry’.”

“What./W-Wha???”/“Pardon, ‘Sorry???’” They all ask, before Za steps up..

“Bonnie, I’m…” Za starts, putting a shoulder on Dile to push her to the side, “not sure WHAT could have happened, but-”

«It-»  The flower Sadness fella starts. Za naturally shuts up. “It’s. Alright,” another soft voice rings out. Wha? Who was that? You look around but-

“Ahem.”

Everyone is looking at your head. But that could mean…

IT WAS THE FLOWER FELLA??? THEY CAN SPEAK?!

The voice is actually kinda pretty though…

“You can speak people now?!” You ask your flower Sadness fella as you gently pick them up and bring them to your face.

“Not… good… learning…” they say, shaking. Oh. Makes sense. You nod.

Everyone else is still looking at the Sadness. Za looks like when Frin does something Crab worthy, cept without the blushing. Belle is tilting to the side and looks like she wanna faint. And Dile… has this WEIRD look that you think is her angry look… and that wonder-ized look when she first saw the flower fella.

“...What ARE you.” Dile asked. Weird, since it didn't FEEL like a question. She still looked ready to attack it.

«I-» they cough, “I. Not. Know.”

“You… don’t know?” Belle suddenly asks. Dile snapped towards her.

“Yah! They said that, that they woke up with no clue!” you chime in.

“M-mmh… Fa- «It-» Va-egg-ly… ree-mem-ber.” The flower fella stuttered out.

Belle looked less stressed out, but still worrying-kind. Za’s mouth was a great big O. Dile… still looked like she wanted to fight it, but now looking even unsure of that. Frin… was still stink-eye looking at it. Which isn’t fair. This flower fella’s like, super cool!

“Mmm. Also, everything’s Frin’s fault!”

“MHRPHAYG HMAHPNYAH???” Frin muddle-sputters under the vines. The flower fella flinches a bit from that.

“Uhhh… and HOW exactly is it Sif’s fault???” Za asked, trying to get to it before Dile lost her temper.

“Weet-chas.” You state.

…

“W-Weet-chas?” Dile asks, her face now looking dumb. Wow, that’s rare.

“W-W-Weet-chas.” the flower fella repeats, looking at Frin with a bit of the same look it gave your doodle. Frin looks back-and seems to give a similar look. Huh, wonder what that's about.

“Oh-OH!” Belle suddenly jumps, now looking at the fella like she would at you when you’d be ‘in trouble’ (which you usually AREN’T) “I-I see, uh… Mmm, how do-”

“Sh-she/he-ur” She reveals. Huh.

“I see. Ms. Sadness. Uhm… I am fairly certain our friend Siffrin is very much NOT a ‘Weet-cha’ like you assumed.” Belle explained.

“I. Made aware.” she states with a nod. Belle is now looking at you.

“Ah.” she realizes. “Well then. Is there a REASON why you attacked us at least.”

«Wit-» “Weet-chas… But I-” flower fella stutters a bit, still looking weirdly at Frin, before gulping and “S-Sorree…” ap-pollo-gizes as her eyes soften a bit.

Everyone but Frin (Dile too, but not as much) soften at that.

“… I see…” Belle starts, gives her trademark smile (it looked a little weird)! “Well then… thank you for apologizing, Ms. Sadness!” Yes, Belle.

“Yes, apology accepted.” Dile starts, looking at the flower fella darkly. “Now, might you kindly leave?” No, Dile!

“But Dile-!”

“It’s a shattering SADNESS Boniface!” Dile starts, looking at you with a hard look. “Not an animal that can be trained. Even IF it somehow managed to gain the ability to speak coherently, do not forget…” She turns her head back towards the blanket and Frin, and your fella is already looking pained. No fair!

“But she was really nice! We talked and even did that breathing thing Frin does sometimes!” You counter. Frin’s eyes seem to grow wide at that.

“You… ‘talked’? Is that how they learned to speak?” Dile asks.

“Naw, it had its own voice! Weird to hear, but I could also understand!” you respond.

“…Has there EVER been cases of Sadnesses… talking…?” Za asks.

Dile looks weird again for a moment. The flower Sadness looks just as bad. “Yes. But only in cases where it merely repeated words spoken by their victims. There are no records of a Sadness… out right speaking in ‘its own language’… completely unheard of.” Dile finishes. But this might be your chance!

“So? That means she’s pretty cool and MAYBE we could keep her!” You say. Your flower fella looks at you weirdly, but you're not sure why. You're arguing for them to stay! 

“Boniface-” Dile starts.

“Plus she saved ME from another Sadness! AND I saved her back! She even cried when I saved her!” you finish off.

… there's suddenly a whole lotta silence again. Everyone’s looking at the flower fella again.

“I’m sorry. You… ran into ANOTHER Sadness??” Belle askes, her face looking MEGA worried.

“Mmh! Flower fella saved me. Even though I didn’t need it. And I saved her as well! Also touched my face and started crying, but that’s prolly a Sadness thing.”

There’s another look that everyone was giving the flower fella. It’s… weird. Belle keeps looking at the flower fella with a shocked expression, meanwhile Frin is looking at you with an even dumber face than usual. Za however…

“M’dame… maybe we should all just… cool off a bit, no? MAYBE we scared her more than we thought. Just…” he trails off, before he and Dile turn to the flower fella. “Hey, uhm, flower Sadness?” Za asks.

«-?!» She jumps a bit. She's been quiet while you and Dile been arguing. “Y-yes…?”

“Are you gonna hurt us again if we let you stay?” Za bluntly asks.

“No.” She says, very zari-us. “I. S-Sorree.” she again apologized, before immediately clamming up. You think she wanted to say more, but you weren’t sure why. 

Za gives Dile a look.

Dile looks on -stares more like- at the flower fella. You're not sure what she's gonna do, but you try and be tough, just like the flower fella. But then Dile FINALLY puts her book down. Yes!

“…I don’t like this…” Dile sighs, before massaging her head, “But I would be remiss if I didn't at least act more cordially than before. For my previous behavior at least… I apologize. But I still believe this should be a vote.” Oh, like that eh?

“Hmm… I suppose that would be fair… she DID save Bonnie after all…” Belle mutters.

“Sure. Fairest way to decide things!” Za speaks, giving a thumbs up for good measure.

“Mmrrr…” you hear Frin groan. The flower fella looks at them all weird-like again.

“Yes. Fair.” The flower fella Sadness finally responds, nodding her head, but still watching Frin.

“Alright!” you raise your fist in the sky.

“Fine,” Dile sighs again, “All those in favor of her staying, for at least until the next town, say ‘aye’.”

“I!” you say.

“...Well, you DID save Bonnie. That makes you alright in my book, for now at least. Aye!” Za agrees.

“…” Belle didn’t say anything. But her hands were close to her mouth.

“Mirabelle, nails.” Dile reminded.

Belle looks at her hands before bringing them back down. “I-I’m sorry. I think I need more time.”

“All those in favor of having her leave, say ‘aye’.” she declared as she raised her own hand. Crab.

“Mrpmrgnyag…” mumbled Frin, the traitor, as they failed to lift their hand. So they settled to just move a lot while opening their hand instead.

“It appears we are tied.” Dile glumly noted. She turned to Belle, who still looked nervous at everything going on. “Mirabelle. My apologies for this, but we’ll need a tie breaker.”

Belle was looking a little more unhappy. Maybe a little stressed. “I-I am t-terribly sorry. Change, I’m not sure…” You suddenly feel like a crab, forcing Belle into this. And you're pretty sure everyone else was feelin’ it as well. Even Frin, who was angry staring at the flower fella Sadness, was looking at Belle with worry as well. She eventually turns to you, lookin’ ready to cry. “Please- don’t take this the wrong-”

«It’ll be alright.» Belle stops, and everyone sees the flower fella had walked up to Belle and placed a hand on her ankle. She looks up at her with those same big eyes before opening up her mouth. “E-fen if. Cannut stey. Hap-pi. Ye-ur fry-end. Saefe.” She mutters. 

The flower fella then starts walkin’ over to where the traitor, Frin is. She suddenly raised her staff again, causing everyone to jump, ‘cept traitorfrin, who was giving her a more worried look. But rather than do anything, the vines suddenly pulled back… except for a few that had clamped over his mouth. Hah!

“Mrypap!?!?” muffles traitorfrin, who fell back and tried to get the vine on their mouth off. And failing, since they didn't seem budging. The flower Sadness seemed confused about that… till Za suddenly yelled “Crab”!

“Ah, Crab!”

Ye, like that.

“I uh… tried slicing the vines off with Sif’s knife…” Za began, rubbin’ the back of his head “Turns out they had a strong death grip. Who knew?” He gave a shaky smile to the flower fella, who was staring at him like he was stupid. ‘Cuz he was.

“…Riveting.” Dile sighed, clearly ex-asp-erated by all of this.

Another sigh came from Belle as everyone turned to her. She was staring at Frin before turning to the flower fella. Now she seemed less stressed. “I… am happy that you saved our friend, Bonnie. I truly am grateful. I just…”

“You. shrug-giled.” the flower fella said. You think she was trying to offer Mira her simpa-fees. “Be. per-oud. Maa-nee fry-inds…” Kay, She was starting to walk past you. NOW you’re starting to feel worried again.

“H-hey, wait! You serious gonna jus-”

“Please. Wait a moment.” Belle spoke up again. Flower fella stopped walking away and was glancing back at her. You could see Belle didn’t look as stressed as before. Well, she still looked seri-us, but a little bit better than before. 

Without realizing, you’ve gulped loudly. The fate of the flower fella lies in Belle’s hands!

You just hope it’ll be the RIGHT decision. 

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You stare ahead at the giant before. This individual you believe the smaller giant called “Belle”. A pointless apprehension grew inside your dough as you prepare to leave. You ARE thankful that you’ve managed to gain… a rather basic understanding of the current language in the short time you’ve spoken with them And saved you despite your cruel act. But even so, you listen to what the giant with a cape will decide upon And try not to think about your breakdown.

《Euh… pour ton truc de bâton de fleur… et je suppose que je suis désolé de t’avoir fait peur plus tôt aussi./…[***] before, you saved [***] friend Bon[***]. So we ARE than[***] for [***] that.》 “Friend”. They truly did care for one another, didn’t they? And despite your own reservations over all that happened, the idea of just letting someone get hurt… You’d rather have let yourself crumble! Still-

《Cependant,/However,》 they sharply add, and you think you’ve flinched as your thoughts are shaken. Despite the seemingly fragility she initially possessed, you think they were simply overwhelmed. 

You can relate.

《Vous avez également attaqué notre camp et attaché Siffrin./[***]tacked our ca[***] tied [***] Siffrin.》

“Siffrin”

The name of the seeming Witch.

Despite your own reservations, they cared for them. So it was only fair of you to fix your mistake.

《Alors… je pense… que tu peux te rattraper. Je suis d’accord pour que tu restes./So… [***] you can make up [***]. I-I’ll agree [***] staying.》 They’re raising their hand. 《B-but only if you REALLY wish to change! I think it would be best. Everyone?》

Wait. What?

The more well built giant was smiling. 《Mhh… mon vote n'a pas changé, et tu as raison ! Enfin, quelle est la probabilité qu'on ait un membre du parti qui PARLER DE LA TRISTESSE?!/Mhh… my vote hasn’t [***], and you make a good [***]! I mean, [***] it that we [**] TALKING SADNESS as a party [***]?!》

They’re… letting you stay?

The thinner giant was grimacing, before turning to the Witch, 《…Eh bien, il est trois heures moins deux. Toutes mes excuses, Siffrin, mais il semble que notre petite Tristesse va perdurer un moment./…Well, it’s [***]. Apologizes, Siffrin, [***] little Sadness is staying [***] while.》

Despite what you did?

The Witch could only 《Mfph…》

You can't quite put it into words right now how you feel Besides your new size and closeness to Creators and just let the commotion play out before you.

You hardly remember the rest besides wetness, noises, and a warm touch. But by the time you fully regain your senses, you are currently resting in a blanket next to the smaller giant a child named Bonnie.

《Hé./Hey.》

Speaking off.

《Je sais que c'est bizarre. Mais j'aimerais te demander quelque chose. Tu as un nom?/I know [***] weird. [***] wanna ask somethin'. You have a name?》

A… name? You…

You shake your head, needing to uphold the lie Disgusting.

《/Oh. That sucks.》

You snort without humor. 《Why?》

《Parce que je t'appelle «mon pote aux fleurs». Mais ça ne me va pas. Alors… tu veux me donner un nom?/Cuz I’ve just [***] ya “flower [***]”. But it don’t feels [***]. So… do you [***] name?》

A name.

A chance.

…

You are a liar. You are determined. You are a failure. You are a survivor. You are a healer. You are a monster. You are a hero. You are a cookie.

You are…

《Lily… My name… Is Lily.》 You manage to say, feeling only a slight amount of release from this lie.

The child/giant smiled. A toothy smile. You could see they were missing a tooth.

《«Lily»… Ok. Bonne nuit, Lily!/‘Lily’… Okay. Night, Lily!》 They said, before closing their eyes and finally resting.

You look back to the sky.

Maybe… this is why you came?

To help these giants with their task?

Well. They trust you. Because you made them.

Hah. Pure Vanilla would be disgusted with you.

Stop thinking like that. One step at a time, White Lily Cookie. You’ll find your way back. You have to. For them.

At least the stars look beautiful tonight…

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Hey everyone. If you reached the end of this, I just wanna say "Thank You". Because this is my first real published fanfic. It was just a weird idea I had when I saw some artwork for how White Lily would meet the party, and Tato had been kind enough to draw up new art scenes for the work.

Anyways, hope you guys like this I really put as much effort into this as I could over a couple weeks. And give a big round of applies to @potatotato-26 and @sherllockholems sparking all of this.

[hollyberrygarden]

things that I, a Wildberry fan, hope to see in the Awakened Hollyberry/Eternal Sugar update next month:

his presence. deadass. I just want him there. none of this list could happen but if he's there, I'm content

new sprite(s), either really happy or really sad/hurt. we've seen the other beasts hit where it hurts with the other ancients, not above targeting/hurting the ones they care about and love (and definitely not above direct violence), so there is a lot of potential for new sprites for him (and also for Hollyberry ofc). he already has a good amount, but the more the merrier I say

more dialogue abt him being raised by Hollyberry/him being her adoptive son. I think about her significance in his life constantly, and I really want a canon story touching on their feelings about that in more detail, especially from Hollyberry. it's genuinely so interesting and the only thing we know about it is Wildberry's brief explanation of it in Cookie Odyssey. PLEASE

combining these last two points - Wildberry getting severely injured/kidnapped by Eternal Sugar or some equivalent. it would be a direct hit to Hollyberry herself given his status as her bodyguard AND as someone she has raised since he was a kid. directly taking/hurting someone so important to her, someone who has always protected her when she once did the same for him and she can't do anything about it. and it's one of the things spurring her to not only keep fighting, to keep living, but also reach her Awakened form. please devsis PLEASE

banter with Pitaya Dragon. I really hope they also go to Beast Yeast (considering their presence in that one cutscene at the end of the Crispia storyline + their new alliance with Hollyberry, I think it's very possible), and I want them and Wildberry to argue constantly!!! it always made me laugh in the Dragon City update. give me a part 2 of that

more dialogue about him being raised by Hollyberry < / 3

[brittle-doughie]

Go Smell the Flowers (Flower City)

“Well, just let me know if the medicine I gave you isn’t giving you the desired effects. R-Remember, medicine may be sour, but it can also be sweet!”

Bitter Candy Cookie tried to lift up your spirits with her optimistic tone, but it was clear that she wasn’t confident in saying them. She sheepishly giggled before leaving the room and closing the door. Dumpling Cookie was waiting on her, leaning on the wall next to the door as she adjusts her glasses.

Heya @/iatemitomt0day

“How is Y/N?”

Bitter Candy Cookie sighed as she took her medical helmet off, brushing her sour belt hair.

“I’ve tried plenty of medicine, but nothing seems to be working to cure the sweating or the tiredness. They look like they’re sleeping well and their chambers are at normal temperature, it’s a real headache…”

“I see…you can run back to the infirmary. I’ll take it from here, ‘kay?.”

“Okay, but you better let me know if their condition gets worse or anything. It’s my job to heal!”

“Please make your way out…”

Bitter Candy walked down the hallway and out of sight, Dumpling standing up from the wall.

…

…

“I know you were listening, general. You can come out now…”

Salsa Cookie popped around the corner from a nearby hallway.

“Skip the formalities, Dumpling. I’ve heard it all, it’s making me worried for our majesty’s condition.”

“It goes without saying. Ever since they came back from Beast-Yeast by blueberry birds, their condition has been…flaring up. I don’t want to say it’s getting worse, rather..more frequent..”

“This can’t be a coincidence. This is happening every time they come back from their trips to the Ancient Heroes lately! Don’t you think they might have something to do with this?”

“We can’t assume that, but we can’t rule out that this is just any ordinary fever either-“

“This “sickness” gets worse every time they go with them and now I’m hearing them mumble to themself and the frequent visits to Chamomile Cookie?” Something isn’t right here…”

“I have my own thoughts, but I’ll need more time to gather them before making conclusions.”

“So what do we do? Let them rot in their chambers until the next Ancient Hero comes busting down our castle doors?!”

“No, what they need…is a break. To get away from all this. We can manage through kingdom while they’re away…”

“Y/N leaving the kingdom was the whole reason they’re like this!”

“No, not just anywhere, but a place I’ve visited a while ago. The Flower City…”

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Bold text = Dumpling Cookie

Dumpling Cookie opened the door to your chambers, she could see the medicine and therapist papers scattered about on your table. One bottle was meant to help have good night dreams, so it subtly shocked her to see that the bottle was empty.

“Y/N?”

You turned your body in bed to face her, Dumpling’s eyes widen to see your tired state. It wasn’t a sleep related tiredness, but rather..it felt like your soul was tired…Dumpling’s tone took on a more gentle and soft tone.

“Me and Salsa Cookie were talking about your condition…”

“I know, it’s becoming a bad habit lately, I’ve tried many things like medicine or sleeping during the day. I just feel..stuck.”

“Well, I might have something to help with that. I know a place that I’ve visited a whole back, the Flower City of the Fluffy Rice Cake Continent…”

“Oh right…you told me about that place before…”

“Yes, and I do believe that it might help with what ails you…”

“I can’t. I’ve been leaving the kingdom too often lately, I need to stay and tend to my kingly/queenly duties…”

“Me, Crowned, and Salsa will handle the kingdom in your stead again. Please, at least give it a shot…we will explain things to the others if they ask…”

Dumpling went to gently hold your hand in the bed, as she gave you a pleading look. You look around your room, seeing the state it was in.

Then you look at yourself…so enclosed, so withdrawn into your sheets…

…

…

No…

You were not going to let them win….

With a determined look, you sit up from your bed and take off the sheets.

“Maybe you’re right. A change of scenery from Crispía might be what I need to feeling better again…”

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And just like that, you were ready to hop on the airship to the Flower City. Picking up your bag of things, you made your way to port, looking down at the ground as you reflect…

“There’s nowhere you can hide, cookie….”

Of course….you can slightly see her snake slitted eyes out of the corner of yours…

“Put as much distance between yourself and us, it doesn’t change anything. Completely futile…”

“YOOHOOO! Trying to get away from me, you silly~? I happen to be quite the patient one, y’know! Especially with you~!”

And then there was two…it’s only a matter of time before…

“Ha! Squirm all you like, Y/N Cookie, it’s only a matter of time before you’re broken~ I will revel the day I get you on your knees~!”

You felt their hands crawling on your back….her voice was sounding right behind you.

“You will always be..ours…”

“…..I know..…”

“Wait, really? It was that easy-“

“But we’ll see about that.”

You mustered up an air of your previous confidence. Something you haven’t felt in a while…

You didn’t feel the hands anymore.

You didn’t see the eyes anymore either. Their presence just wasn’t felt anymore as you approach the airship.

“Good afternoon, passenger! Are you joining us on this flight? It’s heading for the Flower City on the Fluffy Rice Cake Continent!”

“Yes, I have my ticket here!”

“Hmm..okay! Everything looks accordingly! Please take your seat, we’ll be taking off very soon!”

“Thank a bunch.”

You hopped aboard and sat down, instinct telling you to look out the window to watch the land around you. Sunny day, generous foliage, petals falling to the ground by the wind.

Peaceful…just like how you wished you could go back to being….

“Excuse me!”

You were snapped out of your thoughts to turn to your left, towards the aisle between both sides of the ship.

“Are you heading into the Flower City too?”

“Yup, going there for a brief getaway. Stress from life and all.”

“Stress? Don’t worry, maybe my incense can help?”

“Incense?”

The cookie brought her incense lamp out and gently lights it up, allowing the sweet aroma to flow.

“Ah, it’s a pretty lovely smell, I can tell you that! It’s…actually chipping away at my stress a bit.”

“Ehehe, scents can hold great power! Able to relax even the most stressed out of cookies!”

“Yeah, thank you. I needed that.”

“Since this is your first time to Flower City, I’d be happy to show you around!”

“Oh, there’s no need to do that. I brought a map of the continent-“

“It’s outdated, I know the city and I’m okay going with you!”

The ship intercom came on, halting the cookie’s talk with you.

“Attention, passengers. This is your captain speaking, the airship to the Flower City will be departing shortly! Please take your seats!”

“Oh! I almost forgot to take my seat. Please, if you don’t mind!”

The cookie went to sit down next to you in your seat!

Wasn’t she planning on going to another seat?!

[galaxyfoxes]

Can you write platonic yandere with pure vanilla cookie? Especially during the latest beast yeast episodes

🥺

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Platonic yandere pure vanilla cookie

This will contain spoilers for cookie run kingdom

Tw: manipulation, unintentional guilt tripping, paranoid behavior, isolation, shadow milk cookie being shadow milk cookie.

Pure vanilla cookie found you when you were young and all by yourself. He quickly adopted you and acted as a father figure for you. And as years pass, he'll start to teach you almost everything he knows.

When you get older, he'll often bring you around the other ancients and will beam with pride as he talked about your accomplishments with them. He trusts his friends deeply and will leave you with them if he has to handle anything dangerous.

While he wants to give you as much freedom as possible, he is extremely paranoid that something bad will happen to you. In his mind, you are still the weak cookie he took in all those years ago.

It doesn't matter if you're strong or smart he's always by your side, giving advice and acts as a protector.

When you heard about the beasts in beast yeast, you admittedly took advantage of pure vanilla's trust and ran off to help. While you got pretty far, you eventually ran into Candy apple Cookie.

You quickly fell for her lies and followed her into what she said was the tower of all knowledge under the belief you would find something that'll defeat the beasts.

Predictably, you were quickly kidnapped by shadow milk cookie who started to play with your mind as he waited for pure vanilla to eventually show up. Showing you false illusions of pure vanilla cookie being happy you're gone and that he doesn't have to care about you anymore.

Of course, you didn't believe the illusions at first, but they did wear you down a lot. Shadow milk would even shapeshift into pure vanilla to try to nail in these beliefs. He would also have his henchmen toy with your mind when he wasn't there or got too bored of you. He only kept you around to lure pure vanilla into his domain.

It didn't take long for pure vanilla to figure out that you went to beast yeast. To say pure vanilla was panicking would be an understatement.

When pure vanilla arrived, shadow milk finally left you alone to focus on pure vanilla and getting his soul jam. While you were scared, you treasured the silence and isolation more.

After what felt like hours, you could hear a group of cookies calling your name. You obviously didn't trust the voices and assumed that it was shadow milk cookie playing his tricks on you again. But relief washed over you when you Gingerbrave and his friends.

Though your happiness was short-lived when you saw pure vanilla. You didn't greet him with any excitement or relief. This caught pure vanilla off guard, but he understood as he assumed shadow milk had something to do with it.

As you returned home, he forced you to stay close to him at all times so you don't have the chance to wander off again.

Once you got back home, pure vanilla tried to have a conversation with you and explained that the illusions weren't real and that he'd never say anything like that to you. He'd keep apologizing that he couldn't get to you sooner.

Nothing will stay the same after this. Pure vanilla never lets you outside no matter how much you beg him to. He'll say things like, "I'm sorry, but I just can't trust you now. I don't want you to run off like last time." He feels extremely guilty doing this, but he believes this is the only way to keep you safe.

If you stay mad at him too long, he'll kinda break down. And will start to unintentionally guilt tripping you into forgiving and listening to him. "Please just listen to me...this is for the best. The world is a scary place, and you're not ready."

Pure vanilla will always be scared you'll be taken again since shadow milk cookie is still out there, and he doesn't want you to be tricked again.

Nothing will take you ever again

[ihaznoclue]

Pretty Bird [Breadhead x Reader]

Request - Anonymous - Hi there, I was wondering if you could do some Breadhead x Reader smut headcanons if you please! But if not that maybe you could write some Breadhead x a mad scientist reader who’s trying to figure out ways to become immortal without the use of The Black Hand if you please

a/n; Looks like this is our very first Breadhead smut headcanons

Warnings - Soft play, Vanilla, Praise Receiving, Manhandling Kink, Pet names, thigh riding

╰┈➤ 18+ Minor DNI

ᯓ★ Breadhead would be very touchy with you as he wants to feel every inch of you

ᯓ★ Pet names to the roof! As I said in my Fluff head-canons, he calls you pretty bird, birdie, sweetie ect so he uses those nicknames in bed as well

ᯓ★ Though he is a loaf of bread and literally is made out of bread, I would think they he would mostly pleasure you most of the time when doing it

ᯓ★ Maybe ride his thigh, he would loveee that If you do

ᯓ★ "That's it pretty Bird, keep going... That's it~" He purrs as a rumbling sound comes from his chest

ᯓ★ Oh come to think of it, remember him in the video where he sniffs the yeast... well when he has your consent and that you agree maybe he would go beast mode and just relish you here and there

ᯓ★ Breadhead's a goofball, so sometimes when things are too silent (Not really) He would maybe crack a joke to make you laugh and smile but then it returns to you whimpering and moaning out his name

ᯓ★ He loves to trace every single thing on your body, moles, freckles, stretch marks, scars, bruises anything really! He loves your body no matter what it's covered in

ᯓ★ We all know Breadhead is tall and buff, He can literally pick you up and pin you against the wall while standing well that's if no one is there and maybe eat you out

ᯓ★ Sometimes Breadhead and you do some quickies in his breadbox if possible, before he starts his work at the butcher shop but Shhh you'll have to be quiet if you don't want anyone to hear you~

ᯓ★ "Shh~ Try to be quiet Birdie, don't want anyone stealing you from me~" He whispered as he covered your mouth as he went back to fingering you

ᯓ★ He loves to see your body shake and shiver form every touch he makes to your body, he loves how sensitive you are just from him touching you

ᯓ★ Now let's take about his drunk state, we all know how much he loves to place beer bottles on his head

ᯓ★ He would super clingy and affectionate but if you aren't giving him attention, Oho boy~ You're in for a treat

ᯓ★ "Ah~! Bread..head.. fuck~ Please.. ah~!"

ᯓ★ "Aww you're not finishing too early are you pretty?"

-A<3

[audaciousacolyte]

Can I pretty pretty please ask for a HC self ship request pls pls pls with pure vanilla cookie?

SO

I'm very much a cuddle bug, like, I become baby™ when I'm with a partner, asking for cuddles and attention all the time

I'm very much a bubbly person, I like to bake and basically do every manual craft you can think of? I draw, knit, crochet, make paper figures, etc

I also have a plushie collection, I like figures, plushies, and I'm a very feminine person, dresses and cute frills all the way!

And like, I think it would be very funny like, ray of sunshine s/i with literally the light pure vanilla???

I think he'd be so patient with me...

And like, I talk a lot, I always have fun facts and I like to share a lot so I like to talk a lot with people I love

Oh oh and spending time together like, existing in the same space, and going on walks and napping at the vanilla orchid garden

like, I'm a very soft person, I'm sensitive and touchy and shy, but I'm also loud when I like people and I think it'd be cool to see a sort of dynamic like that with pure vanilla bc since he's old, he probably has the patience of a saint and I'm clumsy so I need that a lot

I'm also very very needy, like, holding hands often, hugs all the time, and i get low on mood often when I'm on my own and I need more physical reassurance, lot more hugs and cuddle sessions

I'm sort of like a dog, like, if my person has things to do I just follow them around bc I like being around them even if they're busy, I'm just glad to be there

Ok this turned out longer than expected I'm so so sorry it's ok if you don't wanna do it thank youuuuu 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

Pure Vanilla Cookie x Sunshine!S/I

|| AN: haaaaiiii <3 ||

Pure Vanilla Cookie absolutely adores just how excitable and energetic you are!

|| He loves to listen to you ramble about anything and everything, he could listen to you talk for HOURS! There’s just something so soothing about your voice and he genuinely thinks that you sound absolutely divine! Not only that, but he loves to cuddle up with you while you talk! His favorite place to hang out to you is, obviously, his vanilla orchid garden with his cream sheep.

If you ever feel like you’re annoying him with anything, PV is quick to assure you that you DEFINITELY aren’t. He genuinely loves it when you cling to him, mostly because he is equally as clingy! If anything, he’s probably even MORE affectionate and clingy than you!! He’s sort of like a really, really loving dog in that way- always begging for your attention and affection. Speaking of being like a dog, I think that it would be funny for PV to start following you on instinct when you leave the room. I don’t even think he notices that he’s DOING it at first, he just wants to be around you as much as possible! It’d be even funnier if someone points it out to him- He’d get SUPER embarrassed about it, but when he sees you doing the same to him, you’d both have a good laugh about it.

After his awakening, Pure Vanilla finds your optimistic, high-energy attitude to be incredibly refreshing, especially considering all the obscene amounts of bullshittery that Shadow Milk Cookie put him through in Beast-Yeast. The fact that you’ve stuck by his side this whole time means the world to him, and it just solidifies to him that you’re here to stay. ||

[mokie-bleh]

Can I have part 3 of this story please? ^^ you write so well that it's addictive! ^^

CRK self aware x Child! reader

part 1, 2, 3, 4

!PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP!

It’s been a few hours since Pure Vanilla last saw you and he was freaking out. How did he lose you so quickly?? You’re only a little child, you could be in danger right now and he’s not even there to protect you! He went back to his castle to see if he could make a plan there and find you as soon as possible.

He went into your room again to look around and it wasn’t until now he realized that your window was wide open. Like as if someone had broken in! Has someone stolen you?! How did he not notice all this time you could’ve been stolen and he was wasting time! Pure Vanilla started to think hard of who could have possibly done it. Then it hit him….Shadow Milk Cookie….He also went to come see you when he went to your world. It couldn’t be he was still at Beast Yeast though he couldn’t have possibly taken you. Unless he somehow did since it wasn’t entirely impossible.

Pure Vanilla decided that if Shadow Milk somehow did steal he was gonna find you before any harm could be done to you. He asked Gingerbrave and his friends if they could join him on his way to Beast Yeast. They agreed and started their way over there, Pure Vanilla could only hope you weren’t in any danger and when you're back he’ll make sure to keep a better eye on you.

Meanwhile Dark Enchantress Cookie was yelling at Black Licorice for losing you and not knowing where you could be. “I can’t believe you lost the kid so easily!” “I'm sorry. It seemed like an emergency so I told the kid where the restroom was!” “You didn’t at least think not to leave the kid to go find it themselves since they could have escaped!” She was pretty pissed and now she was making a new plan to see if she could find you and bring you back.

You were in fact with Shadow Milk Cookie and he was telling you how you could help him on escaping this place. He told you all you needed to do was cut the tree down and once you did he could weaken the seal and he could escape. The only problem was that you were a little kid and you most likely didn’t have the strength you needed to cut a tree, especially one so large. You told him you would try any way to help him since it was unfair he was stuck there, obviously you didn’t know the real reason he was here, but he found it cute you were willing to help him.

Once Pure Vanilla, Gingerbrave and his friends arrived at Beast Yeast they ran towards the Silver Tree where Shadow Milk Cookie resides to see if you were actually there. He was hoping you were, but at the same time he was hoping Shadow Milk hadn’t harmed you in any way. Once they got to the tree they looked around for a bit, and there you were! Pure Vanilla Cookie was relieved, so relieved in fact that he ran towards you and engulfed you in a big hug.

“y/n dear! I was so worried about you! Are you ok you aren't hurt, are you? What happened, how did you get here? Oh I’m so sorry I couldn’t watch you better.” He held too tightly you had to pat his back to get his attention. He released you from his hug but he still held onto you. “Im ok Pure Vanilla! I'm trying to help someone!” He softly smiled at you and tilted his head “Oh? Who are you helping, little one?” He asked you. “Shadow Milk Cookie!” You told him.

“Huh..?” He seemed disoriented and couldn’t process what you had just said. Then there was a voice behind you both. “Aww can’t believe you forgot about me, I'm truly hurt!” It was Shadow Milk. He put a hand on top of his chest and head to act dramatic. You then feel Pure Vanilla grab your arm and shoved you behind him. “How dare you bring the child here, what did you plan on doing to them!” Pure Vanilla shouted at Shadow Milk. You were confused. He didn't do anything wrong, why was he yelling at him? Shadow Milk only grinded.

“Oh silly vanilly! I didn’t bring the kid here, they came here themselves!” “I won’t believe in your lies!” You tugged on his sleeve to try and get his attention and when he turned to look at him you told him that he was telling the truth and you came here yourself. Pure Vanilla then bent down to your height and placed his hands on your shoulders asking “Why on earthbread are you here?” You explained to him how you were captured by Black Licorice Cookie and escaped him and ended up here.

So Dark Enchantress Cookie was after you?

Oh dear…

[randomspagetti]

Pale!Ailment Au (SPOILERS)

Spagot was really cooking with this one 😎😎 basically I was talking with my besties and then realized "hey what did that doctor say at the beginning?" (Clips aren't mine [yt])

So now we're here, BASICALLY:

Cacao goes into the medical ward despite MULTIPLE DOCTORS telling him not to, because he needs to be there for his citizens. A little while later as they start to make preparations Cacao notices white spots on his body.

He's not stupid nor foolish enough to assume it's anything other than the plague, but he's not smart enough to get medical attention for it. "His citizens need it more" and "I need to go to beast yeast for them" is sort of the mantra he repeats while ignoring the blatant signs of the Pale Ailment

Just as they head to leave Cacao passes out. It's soon revealed to everyone that their very own king has contracted the plauge. With the stakes raised and their own kingdom at risk, they head to beast yeast without him, leaving him in the care of SW and medical professionals.

One small problem, Dark Cacao isn't content with staying put

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And that's basically it, Cacao keeps trying to escape the medical ward to go to beast yeast and everyone is so done with it.

Also on a different note, I tried to reference NPCs outfits (I gave him a purple ribbon as a way to signal to nurses/doctors hes royalty) I also used a bit of Wikipedia to get the outfit right, but I still don't know.

I try my best to be respectful and accurate to Korean Culture, but I still feel like I get a few details wrong. I haven't been able to find an actual guide to drawing hanboks or anything like that. I don't even know if the bow placement has any significance but I couldn't find anything on it. I just followed pictures and I hate when I have to do that, I kinda just wish I knew for sure.

So if you ever notice anything wrong or inaccurate please tell me, or if you find a guide to drawing Korean wear send it my way! I can't really follow sewing guides well

I also might involve Choco in this au but who knows