#AND WHY DID HE STOP MEEE... WHAT DID HE WANT TO TELL ME... i am not only stupid i also suck as a person

[lilacerull0]

i feel so stupid

[worldlxvlys]

texts w/ dealer w benefits! chris (part 23)

dwb! chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: smuttttt, p in v, semi-public sex, mirror sex, cursing

a/n: more dealer chrisss, based on this poll y’all wanted more :)

“holy fuck, chris ! oh my goddd” i moaned as he fucked me against the small bench.

“shhhh, baby. wouldn’t want to get caught, now would we?” he asked as he covered my mouth with his hand.

he had one leg hooked over his shoulder, as his hand harshly rubbed my clit.

“now what was it you were saying about me not fucking you in the fitting room?“ he smirked down at me, watching my face scrunch up in pleasure as i moaned into his hand.

“cause last time i checked, that’s exactly where we are ma” i rolled my eyes at his smugness, making his thrusts slow.

“hmm, you don’t seem like you’re enjoying this, baby”

“ i am, i am, i am !” i rushed out in desperation.

“i’m sorry, just please-“ i cut myself off when he flipped me over, forcing me onto all fours.

“look in the mirror, i wanna see the face you make when i ruin that pussy” he spoke as he lined himself up with my entrance, sliding into me without warning.

i let out a shrill cry as he pounded into me from behind, making him cover my mouth again.

“look away from the mirror and i swear to god i’ll stop fucking you” he whispered into my ear as his chest pressed against my back.

i stared into the mirror, meeting his intense gaze.

“tell me which set you want and why” he spoke, making my brows furrow.

“what?” i mumbled into his hand.

he removed his hand from my mouth and spoke, “you heard me, tell me or i’ll stop. i mean, that is why we’re here right?” he asked, taunting me.

he knows damn well that i can’t concentrate.

“um, i t-think the red one” i cut myself off with a moan “i like all the lace” i struggled to get out.

“mmhm, what else ma?”

my eyes rolled into the back of my head as it fell forward and i felt my stomach begin to tighten.

“what did i tell you? look at the mirror” he spoke as he gripped my jaw, pushing it up so i was looking into the mirror once again.

“now answer me” he said.

i could barely think straight as his hand found my clit again, abusing the bundle of nerves.

“i-i don’t know chris, please just let me cum” i whispered.

“you don’t know? what’s wrong, baby? the feeling of my cock inside of you making it hard to focus? am i making you feel that good?”

“yes, chris. it feels so fucking good ! i’m gonna cum, please let me cum!” i choked out as i began to clench around him.

“fuck, go ahead. give it to me” he groaned out.

my hands gripped onto the bench underneath me as i shook against him, my body being overtaken with pleasure.

in my post-orgasm haze, i was barely able to register chris pulling out until i felt spurts of his hot cum fly onto my lower back and ass, dripping down the back of my thighs.

“god, look at that. you look perfect like this, my cum dripping down your body” he whispered before he brought his tongue to my skin, licking his own pleasure off of my body.

he stared at me through the mirror as his tongue lapped against my skin, making me moan.

“wanna tell me which sets you’re buying now, or did i completely fuck your brains out?”

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[portgasdwrld]

📂 Op men + flirty reader

Featuring: Monster trio + Ace

Warning: suggestive, fluff otherwise 🫧

Gender neutral reader ✨

Luffy

Luffy was most of the time not even aware of your flirting with him until he noticed Nami and Robin chuckling in the corner faced to your defeated expression. He would look at them confused and back at you who was now pouting. He would probably ask you directly to explain what you meant …

-No, you reply with a pout as you dive into the delicious food, after your love interest asked you to repeat what you said.

-Ahhh, why not ?Come on tell meee, I wanna laugh too!

- You can be so dumb sometimes omg, you grumble annoyed.

Luffy just complimented your new outfit and you thought it would be amusing to reply with something flirty and you did. You told him you would look better without it if he wanted to take care of it.

He didn’t even listen to you as he was devouring his plate (literally). So you just stood there astonished and sat down to eat in defeat.

Zoro

He’s either ignoring you and blushing, or snapping back and blushing.

Zoro have been working out as usual, nothing at all special for you or the others. But you loved watching him, it was the way his tan body was glistening from his sweat and the warm heat of the sun, that just does it for you. His muscles flexing and his exhausted facial expression >

-Enjoying the view?, he finally snaps after you have been watching him for over an hour with now a refresher from Sanji. He was wiping his sweat away with a towel as he glared at you.

You sip from your drink and squint your eyes at him as a smirk curve your lips.

-Why? Am I making it hard for you to focus ?

You reply while sustaining the eye contact with him.

-I wasn’t expecting to have spectators, if you ask me.

He retorts while lying down ready to bench press again.

- It’s hard not to, when you are attractive like that.

You continue. He didn’t reply and only mumbled a “pervert” under his breath. Tho, you saw the way he blushed and smirked, but tried to hid it by continuing his workout.

Sanji

Flirting with Sanji is like personally trying to kill his poor heart. You say something and his head is already 10 steps ahead and suddenly he’s imaging having a family with you and dying together in the name of love. Yeah because he’s that dramatic and committed when it comes to love.

“Sanji, you always look so neat and classy. I live for it, it makes a change from the usual crusty pirates i used to bump into.” you sigh as you lean over the kitchen table, your hands cupping your smiling face.

That’s it, hearing those words from your beautiful mouth sent him to heaven just there. His cigarette falls in the water where he was washing the dishes and with heart eyes he turns his body to you. Seeing your smile and mischievous eyes, almost made his heart stop (or mouth drool-).

-Y/N-SWAAAN. IM SO GLAD YOU APPRECIATE IT~

You chuckle from his reaction as he grabbed your hands. You take the chance and liberate one hand to pat his blonde hair.

-You’re adorable, you reply with a giggle.

…Sanji haven’t recovered yet from this :/

Ace

It turns into a competition. Who can make the other one the most flustered. He always considered himself pretty flirty and confident in his skills, but when he met you, he met his rival. It just get shameless at some point and the others have to sometimes tell y’all to take it to close door…

After a long day on a mission, the crew had decided to throw a little party on the boat to cheer everyone up. Games were being played and you obviously decided to take part of it. It was going well until someone dared you to kiss Ace on his cheek. The freckled man slightly blushed and took a sip of his sake while shrugging his shoulders when you asked if he was fine with it.

-Anyway I will make it quick and sweet, or maybe I can go slow if that’s what you’re into?

You sheepishly say as you get close to him to complete your dare under the eyes of your curious crewmates.

-We’re still talking about a cheek-kiss here ?

He smirks while raising one of his eyebrow. You bow down a little to his level and placed your lips in front his ear, slightly brushing it.

-Well, maybe not.

-If you wanna fuck, you can just say that.

He just blurs out making everyone gasp. You grin and give him your most innocent facial expression before quickly pecking his cheeks.

- Come on, I’m not that easy.

My first time writing for one piece. Woop. Hope y’all liked it! Let me know🫶🏻

[iceclew]

Did I accidently write more than just a few lines of dialogue for this scene?... *shyly fumbling with fingers* 🥹👉👈 maybe...

Sorry, I suck at words and this isn't betaread nor properly proofread and I am not native english, I'm very sorry in advance...

full story down below

(Chappel Roan - Love me Anyway)

(Benson Boone - Slow it Down)

"VICE-CAPTAIN!!!!"

The tiny moving plush-like thing in his hand apparently started screaming as well now.

"WHY ALWAYS MEEE!?!?"

What looked like the chibi mini-version of the Defence Force's biggest trump card, struggled to hold on his thumb, kicking around those little feet of his.

"Well, now I'm quite curious abut THAT story..."

"I CAN'T TURN BACK AND I AM T I N Y !!! (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )"

"I see that... How'd you even get in here?"

Tiny #8 stopped fidgeting a bit. Instead two unproportionally big round dark eyes goggled at him. It was undeniably adorable to look at. "Well after THIS happened, I couldn't grab my phone on the table anymore, so I ran around to find someone, but I figured Narumi and Kikoru would very likely take advantage of my situation and do something stupid with me."

"Oh yeah, they definitely would and I get why, honestly."

"So I ran around to find you, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BIG THE 1st DIVISION IS, WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS, OK?! And then I saw the slightly opened window and just crawled in... ༼☯﹏☯༽"

"Wait... you know where my temporary place in the 1st Division is located? Why?"

"....Coincidence? (*ﾟｰﾟ) "

He sighed. "Well just when you think you saw everything...Kafka Hibino enters the stage..."

"SIR, WHAT SHOULD I DO?? WHY ARE THESE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO ME??"

"you really want me to answer that, bud?", he barely tried to hide the undertone of his voice, which left the small creature on the palm of his hand baffled for a second.

"Wha-? HEY, MEAN!! What are you on about!?"（＞д＜）

"Yeah, maybe, I don't know STOP CHANGING in general, like I told you f.ex.. or maybe stick to your training routine without going OVERBOARD on a regular basis? How 'bout that?"

The big dark round eyes got even bigger with every word spoken.

"Yeah, don't look at me like that, I might coincidently got wind of stuff, you know?"

His unexpectedly open and emotional response threw Kafka off. For a second he forgot about his *tiny* main problem, his mind jumped between confused and worried and he couldn't comprehend with his reaction for now. After some awkward seconds in silence, Hoshina's tone grew significantly calmer, but still sort of off to his usual self-assured expression. "Well at least this time you're actually telling me about stuff that bothers you, huh?"

Silence again. While hanging from the palm of his Vice-Captain's hand Kafka realized something (besides his size) was different. His senses grew more aware of his surroundings to find answers.

"Are... are you drunk, sir?"

Besides the slight scent of alcohol in the air, and the - well quite obvious - bottle of sake on the table, the startled twitch on his face confirmed Kafka's guess was right. Other than the sake the only other thing on the table were some snacks. Another odd thing to Kafka, who was used to see Hoshina's surroundings stuffed with documents, loose papers, books and other work related things.

The silence lingered around them uncomfortably. To Kafka's suprise Hoshina was seemingly struggling with words. A look on his face Kafka couldn't remember seeing before. Now his mind definitely jumped to 'worried'.

Hoshina tried to mimic an insulted face and looked away. "A little tippsy at most... I'm off-duty for tonight.." Besides the slightly blushed nose and cheeks, Kafka now noticed some dark circles under red eyes. "..and despite my gut telling me better, I assumed I probably won't be needed anymore today, and that I could hang loose a little. It's not my Division after all, there's another Captain and Vice-Captain in charge here. So I might as well make use of that chance... Should have known, it would end up that way or another.. " He smiled a bit and Kafkas felt like his heart clenching from the sight. "Although I definitely should have placed my bet on YOU to be the reason for that." He chuckled lightly, while his expressions grew somewhat softer.

"I'm sorry, Sir."

"Nah, it's fine. As if I didn't get used to your-"

"I never put much thought to it, but ever since the Defence Force started preparing for the big counter attack on #9 your workload must've at least doubled in the 3rd and 1st Division.. and here I am still taking over the rest of your time as well..."

"Don't like where this is going, officer... You're not starting pitying me, are ya?"

"No I-...I just feel like.. I didn't realize, and there for not appreciated your work enough.." Silence. "And also.." The tiny kaiju had his look glued to the floor in front of him for a while now. "I know you told me to brush it off earlier but,... I truly regret ... not telling you about... #8 n'stuff.. I'm sorry... I'd change that if I could.."

A small plushy-sized Kaiju was gently put back on the ground again. Hoshina scratched his nose for a second, before bending far back to the other side of the room. He grabbed for his smartphone that was burried in piles of carelessly pushed aside documents.

"As I said. You're here now, aren't ya?" When he got his phone he chose to stay laid down on the floor and started typing something on the lightened screen.

A tiny transformed Kafka carefully made his way around and walked up on eye-level with Hoshina's face again. Once again overwhelmed by his current state of being, he let himself fall back on the floor and sat on the ground. "So... what should I do?"

"The first thing WE do is trying to make some calls. But since you seem to be in no life-threatening condition, we might have to wait 'till tomorrow for a first medical examination. If that's the case you'll stay, and I get you down to the lab first thing in the morning."

"Wait!" The tiny Kaiju made a suprisingly far jump right up to Hoshina's chest and pressed the (for him very big) red hang-up button on the screen with both paws. "You're right about that, I won't die this second from being tiny, so we might as well wait for tomorrow."

The questioning look on the opposite's face made a tiny Kafka look away and scratch his neck shyly. "Well, since you're ... I dunno,... I feel like, I can't have you be seen d-dru- .. like this by other officials of the 1st Division, b-because of me..."

A finger poked his forehead, which caused a tiny being like him to fall right back landing on warm soft fabric of Hoshina's shirt.

"Idiot. But you might be right about that."

[bingocarpenter]

i'm your back up ★ sfw tkl fic

scream ★ ler!tara ‧ lee!sam sfw tkl ‧ post-scream vi ‧ sissy fluff ‧ nonsense ‧ very short ‧ semi-old fic dedicated to my sam: @blueycarpenter

a/n: i actually posted this before on a previous acc i had once upon a time, so if anyone has read this before that's why! i have another one written with more carpenter sissy fluff so i may post that later too hehe. . .

word count: 732

Tara threw the dishrag on the counter and bounded over to her sister, who sat with her arms crossed on the couch as she stared blankly at the television. Even since she got home from work, her mood was shit and there was no joy to even reminisce from her aura – that’s how down she was. And Tara didn’t like that.

But Tara was also in a mood of her own – a playful, bratty mood to be exact – and boy was she ready to try her luck on someone who was in need of a pick-me-up.

She took her spot next to Sam and wiggled her way to practically be in her side before leaning against her with all her weight.

Sam tried to shrug her off with an irritated huff, but when Tara repeated her actions with a twist of her hips and shoulder, she glared over at her. “Tara, I’m really not in the mood right now.”

Tara rolled her eyes with a smirk, “Well, I am. I wanna cuddle with you, Sam. I don’t see you all day and now, when I finally finish with chores, you wanna be moody?”

“I’ve just had a long day… It has nothing to do with you.”

“But I wanna spend time with you, and you’re being…” Tara glanced down to Sam’s open side and poked it, “a bitch.”

Samantha jumped and covered the jabbed area with her hand before resituating, “Well, I’m sorry I’m not meeting your standards, Tara.”

“You don’t have to meet my standards. You just have to love meee.” Tara giggled, wrapping her arms around her older sister while she hoisted herself up to have lips almost touching her ear and whispered, “You know, I missed you, Sammyyy.”

The older cringed and bit her lip as her shoulder shot up to block the warm breath tickling her. “Tara-ha!”

Tara grinned mischievously and nuzzled her, recalling how much Sam hated when she did that when they were younger. But it always made the two of them smile and laugh with each other, so Tara was going to go after her the only way she knew how. “What? I’m just telling you the truth! And you–,” she scratched underneath the older’s chin, “–are fucking ignoring me!”

“Tara-ha-haa! Sto-hop!” Sam smacked her hand away before turning her back to resume her isolation.

“Nuh-uh!” Tara climbed over her and nosed her way to her ear again to hiss in a sing-song way, “I missed you, Saaam. I want to cuddle with yooouuu–,” she had to fight for the upper hand upon the other’s squirming, finding herself chuckling between whispers as well, “–and spend quality time with yooouuu! Like they do in those cringe-ass movieeess!”

“STA-HA-HAAAP!” Sam broke the moment Tara’s breath touched her ear and her climbing hands found her clothed torso, digging her nails into her ribs as a greater tease. “OKAY! OKA-HAY-HAYYY!”

“Yeah? Yeah?!” The younger pressed as she skittered in between each rib when available and cackled, “You’ll cuddle with me nooowww?!”

Sam slid down in a fit of giggles, writhing against Tara’s fingers and breath as she attempted to push her away, “TARA, PLEA-HEASE! AH-HA-HAAA!”

“Not an answer! Come ooonn, Sam,” the smaller girl nuzzled her way beneath the other’s arms and held her close as her fingers danced up and down her flanks and heaving abdomen, in which she earned a sensitive whine. “Cuddle with meeee.”

“I will! I wi-hi-hill!” Sam twisted in her baby sister’s grip, her cheeks on fire and her face muscles aching upon her laughter, “But you ha-have to stop tickling me-he-heee!”

And Tara was happy with this, seizing her teasing fingertips and simply hugging her tightly. “That’s what I thought.”

Sam chuckled with a shy shake of her head before resituating to embrace her sibling’s love. “You haven’t changed a bit. You always knew how to get to me…”

“Neither have you, Sam…” Tara looked up with a big smile before jumping up to taunt her weakness one last time, “Neither have yooouuu.”

The older just snickered and held Tara tight, resting her head atop of hers and sighing contently as they both refocused their attention on the TV screen. Sure, she had been in a shitty mood, but Tara always found a way to light up her world, even on the darkest of days.

And she loved that.

[momodoesposts]

shark week, a hendery fanfic

Hendery x reader

Afab reader

Word count: 1,620

Tw: period cramps, mention of pain,curse words, hendery is a jack ass, sexual jokes, mention of oral (nothing happens), ten is a cockblock, kun is embarrassed

You groan in pain at what feels like a knife twisting in your stomach. Every month you underestimate how badly cramps hurt and regret not going to the doctor's office for prescribed medicine because you're curled up on the bed, groaning and shivering in agony. You grip the plushie that your boyfriend got you, cursing yourself for letting the pain get to you.

Suddenly the door bursts open, an excitable Hendery bursting in. You squint at him, confused at the sudden intrusion. 

As soon as he catches your eyes, he jumps on the bed and wraps his arms around you, tickling your sides. "Pookie! I missed you-!" there he goes again, using that god-awful nickname again.

You push your boyfriend off of you, glaring daggers at him. Hendery holds his hands up defensively. "Woah, who peed in your cereal?" he teases, poking at your sides again. 

"Babe, I'm just in a lot of pain, okay? So, please, for the love of god, stop-!" you shove his hands off you, resulting in him pouting at you.

"Just take an Advil or something? I want to put plastic wrap in front of Xiaojun's door; come on!" he grabs your hand and pulls you towards him, and you smack his hands.

"Leave me alone, please!" you retreat under the blankets, groaning in pain. 

He quirks an eyebrow, leaning over you and hovering his face a few inches from yours with wide eyes. "Babbyyy, what's wrong? Just tell meee."

You sigh, turning away from him. "I'm on my period."

His mouth forms an 'o' shape as he drapes his arm over your body and lays behind you, effectively spooning you. "I see…" he mumbles. "So… you're in pain."

"No shit dumbass."

He sighs. "When did you get it?"

"Today, the first day is always the worst."

"Ah, when did you get it for the first time?"

"I was eleven or twelve, why?" you question.

"Just wondering."

So you stayed there with your boyfriend's arms wrapped around you, his presence helping you cope. You were drifting off when he suddenly gasped.

"Y/N…." he whispered, turning you around to face him. He held your shoulders and stared at you with wide eyes.

"Baby? What's wrong?" you felt worried seeing his face like this.

He took a few deep breaths. 

"I-I'm 23…" he whispered.

“Yeah..?" you countered, even more, confused now.

"Babe. I'm late."

"…for what?"

"I'm twelve years late! I was supposed to get my period twelve years ago! Do you know what this means?!"

You opened your mouth to scold him, but he clasped his hand over your mouth.

“Babe, we're pregnant!" he said, eyes sparkling. "I can't wait for us to raise our first child," he pretends to wipe a tear from his eye as he puts your hand on his stomach.

"Do you feel it kicking?"

You shoved his hand off of your mouth. "You dumb ass!" you throw the plushie at him, pulling him off the bed while he yelps.

"Babe- wait-I'm sorry it was a joke-!"

You slam the door on him, locking it behind his figure. Then, with a deep sigh, you return to your bed, curling up in a ball. You lay your head down to close your eyes and go to sleep when you hear your phone buzz. 

dumbass <3

-Babbyyyyy immm sorrrryyy let me innnn

-I miss u

-pls

-I was just so excited abt our baby

- TT

You scoff at his messages and watch as more come flooding in.

dumbass <3

-u r making me sad

-come on pookie

-don't make daddy angy

-grrrr

"WONG KUN-HANG, DO NOT MAKE ME BLOCK YOUR NUMBER!" you scream at him through the door, sighing.

You lay on your back and stare at the ceiling. He could be such a pain, but you loved him. Even though he was such a stupid, stupid guy who took every opportunity to get on your nerves.

You hear a scraping at the door and over as a note slides through the bottom. In scribbled handwriting, it says, "I am sorry, really. Please let me in.", complete with an awful drawing of what you can only assume is him crying.

With a groan, you get up and open the door, staring at your boyfriend with a blank face. 

He smiles wide and barges in, arms full of what he will refer to as "supplies."

"Okay baby, just lay down and nurse Hendery will take care of you!"

"You could have been a doctor, and yet you chose to be a nurse," you question, returning to bed and staring at him.

He presses a heating pack to your belly, making sure to be gentle with you. 

"Don't underestimate the nurses of this world, Y/N, they're angels on earth and here you are disrespecting them." he wiped a piece of hair out of your face.

"Listen, listen, my sisters taught me how to care for a girl when she's enduring shark week. So I'm basically an expert." he uses his fingers to gently turn your chin to face him as he sits in bed next to you.

"You do realize I kicked you out just a few minutes ago, right?"

"Shhh," he leaned in, pressing his lips to yours, but before you could reciprocate, he pressed a piece of chocolate against your lips, making you furrow your brows before biting.

"Good girl!" he teased, snuggling into your side, taking the remote, and turning on your favorite movie. 

You didn't mind this; you were feeling better thanks to the heating pad and his snuggles. Not that you would admit it. 

"I heard that getting head relieves period cramps," he suddenly said, chin high in the air as though he was proud to know this fact.

You just stared ahead in shock, not at all expecting that.

"Come on baby, let's try it!" he began quickly kissing your jawline, trailing up and nibbling at your ear. 

You shuddered in response, a soft gasp leaving your lips as he trailed kisses down your neck, gently moving the blanket off your legs.

"Hendery, stop… the others are home, don't…." you whisper.

"What was that baby? Are you afraid I'll make you feel too good?" he said, smirking as he lowered his head between your legs, pulling at the hem of your shorts.

Though your body said yes, your mind knew the other members were home. Yet, there he was, smiling up at you.

The door creaking open made you both turn your heads toward the sound. There stood Ten, holding Louis. You can vaguely see what looks like a mortified Kun behind him, but he quickly retreats after seeing the two of you in such a lewd position.

"Oh, am I interrupting something?" he asked calmly, looking between you two.

"Ye-"

"No, not at all." you gently push Hendery's head away with your knee.

"What's up?", you asked.

Ten walks in and sits down next to you, showing off the cat he is so proud of. "Look, I got him a hat!" he says, grinning as he cuddles into your side, Louis retreating into your lap. 

"Ooh, we're watching a movie?" Ten asks, somehow making himself even more comfortable.

"No, my girlfriend and I are watching a movie."

Ten stares at the TV, "Right, and now your girlfriend, you and I are watching a movie.", he restates with a cheeky grin.

Hendery takes up his spot on your other side, petting Louis with a permanent frown. You should be leaning on him, not Ten; he's your boyfriend, him, Hendery! 

You hear another meow and see Leon opening the door, jumping up and curling up in your frustrated boyfriend's lap as Ten coos at sight. 

"This is not the kind of pussy I wanted.", Hendery groans, leaning his head back.

You and Ten shares a look before laughing at his frustration. You kiss his cheek, which he quickly redirects to his lips. The two of you spend a moment with your mouths moving against each other before Ten tells you two to get a room.

"We tried to!", Hendery says, swatting at the older boy.

BONUS

After a few hours, the two boys had fallen asleep, and you left the room to get a glass of water. You see the other members on the couch, playing a console game you didn't care to check on. As you remove the cup from the cabinet, you hear someone clear their throat behind you. 

You turn to see Kun, whose ears have turned bright red. 

"Hey!" you greet him.

He shifts awkwardly. "Listen, um, I saw you and Hendery earlier and… I just want to like make sure you know that you guys are staying safe and using protection."

You turn bright red and are rendered speechless.

"Especially if Ten is going to be joining you—"

You hear a gasp and watch Yangyang enter your room, finding the two sleeping boys. 

Next thing you know, Hendery runs into the kitchen, half asleep but ready to fight, as he holds his fists up to Kun. 

"Are you after my girl, Qian, huh?! Are you?!" he says, circling him and jumping around like a madman. "You pervert! Talking to my girlfriend about sex!"

Kun holds his hands up, looking at you for help. Meanwhile, Xiaojun and Winwin stare at the scene in shock as Ten takes a video of the scene in front of him, and Yangyang cackles.

You pull your boyfriend away, smacking him gently. 

That video would end up in the hands of Johnny, who would send it to Mark, and the next thing you knew, Sungchan was texting you asking why Hendery was so mad.

God, those boys were nosy gossips.

[i-will-always-be-happy]

I literally just sent you an ask but I'm here to send another if that's alright!

Ler sanemi, Lee genya + tanjiro

Mmmm... He may not have a chance, it's 2 vs 1 and... Who am I kidding, let's go for them!

Warning: This fanfic contains tickles. Also remind them that I don't speak English, so if they find any errors, let me know to correct it. I hope you like it!

Ler: Sanemi Shinazugawa

Lee: Genya Shinazugawa and Tanjiro Kamado

'How dare you say that to Genya?!' 'Tanjiro... There's no need... He didn't...', Tanjiro puffed out his cheeks angrily, Genya was crying because of something Sanemi told him, well, Tanjiro didn't know, Genya was crying because of something else. Accusing Sanemi was just a guess of Tanjiro's

'What are you talking about brat?! I did not say anything! I just saw it!' 'You lie! Genya is now part of the Kamaboko Squad and I won't let one of my friends cry!' Tanjiro crossed his arms, lifting his chin trying to intimidate, intimidate a Hashira

'Tanjiro! My aniki did nothing! I cried because I accidentally hit myself before seeing you! He didn't tell me anything!', Tanjiro's smile froze, feeling the furious glare of the Wind Hashira, he had screwed up.

'So. Trying to intimidate and accuse me, huh? Very good...', Sanemi cracked his knuckles while smiling. 'Tanjiro! Run!- WOAH!', Genya tried to warn, but nothing helped, both he and Tanjiro were thrown to the ground and immobilized by Sanemi

'Ahahanihihiki! Nohoho!! Spahahare meee! It was Tanjiro! Nohohot meheheeh' 'GAHAHAHA!! GEHEHENYA!!', Sanemi didn't care, they were both to blame.

Tanjiro for blaming him and Genya for not having spoken before, but of course the intensity of the tickling was different, Genya's were gentle and Tanjiro's were strong.

'Do you think I care!? You two made me angry and now you will suffer my wrath, pray to the gods that someone comes and saves you, why won't I stop!', Tanjiro and Genya believed him, he could be bitter and all, but boy did he like to torment with that game so childish

'EEEEEE!! ANIKIII!! NAHAHAHA!! PLEHEHEHAHASEEE!! NOHOHOT THE NEHEHEHCK!!' 'Hey!! WAHAIT!! HAHAHASHIRA-SAHAHAMA!! FOHOHORGIVE MY MIHIHISTAKEEE!!', Tanjiro and Genya tried to take him down with different attacks, but, Sanemi was a hashira, they had no chance and doing that only increased the tickle

'First you come and accuse me. And you think that I will forgive you and just let go? Not at all, let's see let's see. Who am I going to snort at first?', nope, no fun for them

They didn't know how much time had passed, but it was probably a long time because they were crying from laughing so much and their stomach was starting to hurt a little. Even though Sanemi had figured out who made him snort first, that didn't stop his attack.

With Genya it was subtle, because he didn't want to hurt him and because he knew how sensitive he was, and with Tanjiro, well, it was the opposite...

'Sanemi, what are you doing?', that familiar voice. Giyuu

'TOHOHOMIOKA-SAN!!! *squeals* HEHEHELP US!!! *screams* WAHAHAHA!!! *snort* PLEHEHEASE!!' 'HEHEHELP!! *screams* NEHEHEHEMI!!!*snort* ANIKIII!!!', Giyuu sighed and shook his head, he saw Shinazugawa angry, I guess he had what

'Sanemi, let them go', he brought his face closer to Sanemi's, who released them out of shame. Giyuu smiled, satisfied.

'Are you two alright?' 'Yehehehees! Thahahanks! You sahahave us!' 'Hehehehe!' Giyuu sighed and turned to Sanemi, wiggling his fingers.

'Don't you learn, Shinazugawa?', meh, Sanemi will be fine, Giyuu, maybe not

[phantompoguefangirl]

WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER

CHAPTER FOUR: SUSPICIONS

Broken up deep inside, but you won't get to see the tears I cry behind these hazel eyes- Behind These Hazel Eyes by Kelly Clarkson

TRIGGER WARNING: ABUSE MENTIONED

*Flashback*

"Where the hell have you been?!" Jesse demanded, yanking me inside our house with a vice grip on my wrist. I tried not to react to the pain.

"I-...I just went for a walk, you know, to get some fresh air and um...a bite to eat," I stammered, not meeting his eyes because I knew all too well what I would see in them."What are you doing home so early?"

"I just got a break between meetings so I came to check on you. You were supposed to stay here and write a new song. Did you finish the song?" He asked, staring me down.

I shook my head, looking down."Uhh...no I couldn't come up with-" I was cut off by the back of his hand connecting with my face. The force caused me to stumble backward as I grabbed my cheek.

"I asked for one simple thing. Why can't you just do what I ask?"

"I- I was having writer's block and I thought the fresh air and food would help. I'm sorry."

"Well you better hope it did. Get your ass back in there and write me a song," he snapped, waving toward my music room.

I turned and hurried down the hall, trying to hide the tears beginning to stream down my face. I closed and locked the door of my music room before sinking to the floor and sobbing quietly.

I sat there against the door for what felt like hours. I heard Jesse leave at some point and I barely registered the sun going down outside my window, but I couldn't bring myself to move until I heard the lightsaber sound from my phone.

I grabbed it and looked at my screen.

Hey pizza girl. :) Sorry I would have texted sooner but the guys tackled me for the pizza when I got home and then distracted me with fifa. -Michael

I couldn't help but smile as I texted back.

Pizza Girl? 🤣 -Mia

It was the first thing I thought of okay don't judge me. -Michael

Okay then lol -Mia

Anyway what are you up to? -Michael

Sitting in my music room supposed to be writing a song...-Mia

Is that what was so urgent that you had to leave? -Michael

Um kind of. -Mia

Kind of? -Michael

I'm sort of on a deadline. Clearly the suits don't understand how song writing works. -Mia

Haha tell me about it. Especially with everything else we deal with as artists. -Michael

Exactly! -Mia

Well hey I could help you with your song if you want. -Michael

You already are helping. :) -Mia

I am? How? -Michael

Talking to him had made me think of earlier today and how fun it was to spend time with him. His smile had brightened my whole day, his big green eyes were even more beautiful in person and I had unintentionally noticed that he had some very light freckles around his nose that weren't super visible at first but were ridiculously cute. He was also very kind and sweet and I really wanted to know him more as a person. I'd only spent a little bit of time with him today, but Michael Clifford had made an impact on me.

Of course I couldn't just say that to him, though.

You'll just have to wait and see when the song comes out. ;) -Mia

Wow really? You're gonna play it like that? - Michael

Yep. ;) -Mia

Come onnnn just tell meee -Michael

No. -Mia

Pretty please? -Michael

Nope. -Mia

Fiiiinnee I guess I'll wait. -Michael

Good boy. *pats your head* -Mia

😂😂 -Michael

Anyway, it's late and we have a meeting with management in the morning so I probably should go to bed now. But hopefully you and I can hang out again soon? -Michael

Yeah hopefully soon. Goodnight Michael. :) -Mia

Goodnight:) -Michael

I set my phone down and jotted down the ideas I had before falling asleep on my little couch by the window. I finished the song over the span of the next day.

Jesse came back around dinner time and did his usual "I'm sorry, I love you, I'll stop" routine. He was also happy to hear the song was done. All I could do was just smile and make him dinner like nothing ever happened.

MICHAEL P.O.V

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I mumbled a few profanities and shut off my alarm before rolling out of bed. I trudged out to the hallway and got into the usual morning arguments with the guys over the bathrooms while getting ready for our meeting.

Once we had gotten ready and eaten, we piled into our suv and headed to the management office.

I tried to focus on what these suits were saying but on top of my pre-existing focus issues, I couldn't stop thinking about Mia. The way she'd rushed to leave was a little concerning, but there was something about her that drew me in and I'd honestly had the best time with her yesterday...

Suddenly someone shoved my hand out from under my chin, causing me to faceplant into the conference table.

"Ow what the fuck?" I groaned as I glared up at my bandmates.

"The meeting's over, space cadet. Time to come back to Earth," Ashton said as the three of them laughed.

I looked around and noticed the suits were gone. "Oh shit, I didn't realize I zoned out like that. I'm sorry."

"No worries, we'll fill you later," Luke said as I followed them out of the room, "What the hell were you daydreaming about anyway?"

"I don't think we really wanna know the answer to that, mate," Calum said, causing them all to laugh more.

"It's not like that," I said, playfully shoving them as we got in the car.

"So you weren't thinking about a girl then?" Calum asked, wagging his eyebrows at me.

"No-I mean yes, there's a girl but-"

"TOLD YOU! MIKEY'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND!" Calum yelled, resulting in the guys cracking up laughing again and teasing me.

"GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME TALK. GEEZ." I shouted over the noise.

They must have noticed the undertone of my voice because it didn't take them long to get quiet and look at me.

I explained what happened yesterday to them.

"She sounds amazing, dude. Remind us to thank her for saving you if we ever get to meet her." Ashton said, putting a hand on my shoulder.

"If I get to see her again," I mumbled.

They looke at me confused.

"Um...well, she has a boyfriend, first of all. She told me about him so we agreed the lunch was just a friend thing as a thank you to her. But then he texted her and she started acting really...I don't know, anxious? She said she had to go and was pretty quick to leave after that. We texted last night and she seemed okay, though so I don't know if I'm just tripping or not." I elaborated.

"Did she say why she was in such a hurry to leave?" Ashton asked.

"She told me last night over text that she was on a deadline to write a song," I answered.

"Maybe she was just stressed over that then?" Luke suggested.

I shrugged. "I mean, it's possible. But it was her boyfriend that texted her, not a suit, so that's weird right?"

"What if he knew about the deadline and reminded her?" Calum said.

"Maybe. I don't know," I said.

We didn't get a chance to talk anymore about it at the moment because we got home and had other band stuff to do.

Mia and I kept texting off and on though and over the next few weeks we actually did manage to spend time together. We mostly spent time at the pizza place, arcades or a park we found that we liked. She was very funny and bubbly and I really enjoyed being around her, though I started to get a little more concerned about her the more we hung out.

I started noticing little things that worried me. Like every so often when she thought I wasn't paying attention, her beautiful hazel eyes flitted around like she was looking for danger or something. She never wanted to go to her house and always insisted we meet somewhere. I asked her if she was okay a few times and she always played it off like everything was fine but I could tell she was putting up a front.

I mean, it wasn't like she was cheating on her boyfriend with me or anything. We both made it abundantly clear that we were just friends on a couple occasions so I was confused as to what the hell was going on. But, I was absolutely captivated by her and I had a gut feeling that I that I needed to stay close to her...

@jetblackbritt13

[rulerzreachf4n7]

Supp!! It's meee!!! If you read my last list abt the dumb reasons why people don't ship Huntlow I mentioned id be doing a list of ships and why I don't ship them/understand them, and it's here!!!

Hey!! A little disclaimer, don't come at me and accuse me of being a toxic shipper and trying to force Huntlow on everyone, I AM NOT DOING THAT, I'm simply stating reasons why I don't like a ship and why I think they don't make sense, theres a really huge difference

And with that let's go on! Heres the ship I'll be talking about specifically: Lunter

Yet again, I'm not a toxic shipper, so don't come at me please :)

I honestly really really REALLY don't like this ship, and here are why the shippers think it's okay to ship lunter

They have chemistry/good interactions

It's fine cause they don't have a large age gap

It's non canon they're siblings

It's fine cause they're both bisexual

Okay, first of all, THERE IS LITERALLY NO CHEMISTRY WHAT???? Their fist interaction is in Separated Tides where Hunter literally threatened to kill King for not killing the selkidaumas (I TOTALLY SPELT THAT WRONG LMAOOO😭😭😭) it's not really anything romantic, he's just threatening and doing what he needs to,

the next one is in Hunting Palismen, Hunter stole (or tried to steal) the Palismen, he tied up Luz (implying he would have kept her hostage when he arrived at the Emperor's Coven if Kiki didn't attack the air ship, or he could have done worse, idk this kids weird asf) after they fell Luz slapped Hunter to wake him after the face reveal, she told him Kiki's tryna kill him and Hunter deadass started licking her hand, so they go through Latissa and Hunters being stubborn about telling his name, a bit passes and their coming up with the plan to save the Palismen, they talk a bit about wild magic, this is a key part, it isn't anything romantic, Hunter's just genuinely interested in wild magic and Luz has no problem with discussing it, as Hunter is about to share what seems to be a secret he stops, then flapjack comes, very scared of him, more time passes and the glyph works, making Kiki land, which Luz goes to check on the Palismen, she realizes Hunter isn't actually in on the truce and only did it to gain her trust to leave with the Palismen after kiki landed, after this Hunter sighs and says "my name is Hunter" while lowering his mask, ultimately fighting off Kiki from hurting Luz, yet, this isn't out of love, we're not really sure if he wanted Luz to get hurt but I think that, and so Luz saves the Palismen and it's the end

Their next interaction is in Reaching out, it's brief since Luz only intended to talk to Hunter into (probably) persuading him to confirm Belos is evil, which he responds in the shittiest texting way saying "leave me alone" and "sorry, wrong person" with a picture of flapjack sleeping in his cloak, nothing much, it's not interpreted to be romantic given Luz just wants answers since she has THE FUCKING GOLDEN GUARDS CONTACT, if you think about it its a pretty fucking big deal, and besides it's on Eda's scroll so she'd probably not trust Luz after snatching it

Their next interaction is in Hollow Mind, Luz tackles Hunter after almost arresting Eberwolf, Darius, and Raine for trying to go inside Belos's mind scape, may I remind you she's doing this to question him about Belos, quite literally saying "Hunter! Can I bug you with a few questions?" Then to get teleported into his mind scape, they go on to chat, where Luz is trying to persuade Hunter that Belos is evil, they go through various memories although Hunter has his excuses like " protecting the witches and demons" and "perfecting sigil magic" and after a while inner Belos traps the scary ass version of him with the palismen, grabbing a bird one from it and crushing it, then Hunter finds out the truth he's a clone and gets sunken into the ground to join the other Golden Guards, where Luz tries to save him with Eda's jacket saying "No no no, you're gonna be alright, it's gonna be alright" this scene isn't out of love or anything romantic, shes fucking scared about him dying, she CARES about Hunter, but not in a romantic way

Their next interaction is in Clouds on The Horizon where she almost rats out Hunter being a grimwalker to Gus and Willow, where Hunter pulls Luz aside, shushing her, hes afraid that they won't like them if they find out but Luz thinks they won't mind, leading Hunter to bring up if they'll accept Luz for helping Belos, which is a bad thing, this interaction has nothing romantic to it, theyre both just scared

Their next and final interaction is in Thanks to them, where they go into the shack cause Hunter thinks Belos is in the human realm, he masks his confidence cause the motherfuckers literally facing his abuser, hence Luz handing Hunter a mask so conveniently around to make him feel better, nothing romantic may I remind you, and also one for herself, they search the shack and look around, exploring the rooms and going into the basement where they find something in a closet which turns out to be a possum, they're reliefed it's not Belos at least, Hunter says he just wants to keep everyone safe, and so does Luz, she shows her affection and gratitude by LITERALLY CALLING HIM FAMILY, hugging Hunter as he starts crying, and that's all for their interactions

And now that's all outta the way here's the second reason, they're fine cause it's not a large age gap, i have nothing against this, in Thanks to them it's past Luz's birthday cause she's 15, and Amity also says "it's been months since we've been in the human realm" implying it could have passed her birthday, and since for some reason Hunter never ages up he's sixteen, which makes it a one year age gap, nothing to this section much

Another reason is they're not canon siblings, this is a very crucial part, in their interactions Luz calls Hunter family, and a sibling is a family member, making it technically canon their found family/consider each other as family members, people use the excuse of what Camila said in the beginning of thanks to them "I never thought I'd be a family of six" which makes people automatically think everyone in the hexsquad are siblings, Camila just sees herself as a mother figure by taking care of them, she knows Luz and Amity are dating so it wouldn't make Lumity a sibship, and it's also makes Hunter and Luz family since she says six, six meaning Amity, Luz, Gus, Willow, Hunter, and Vee, including them both meaning she's their mother, meaning they're both siblings cause by your logic is if you take care of more than one person it automatically makes them siblings.

And the last reason is because their both bisexual...oh my Titan just because a character is bisexual doesn't mean you can ship them with whoever the fuck you want, you do not need to bring you sexuality into a ship, what makes a ship understandable is their interactions, if those interactions have any chemistry and if the characters show any signs that they might have a crush on another character those two characters could end up together, it has nothing to do with being a bisexual, yes, Luz could think Hunter is pretty, but that doesn't mean she could have a crush on her, she already has a girlfriend and you need to appreciate wlw relationship

People would also think Lunter is shippable cause Luz is always affectionate twords everyone...this is a flat out lie, its pretty much confirmed that Luz is affectionate twords girls more than boys, although I dont remember who said this but its pretty much canon just by watching Luz interact with female characters, like excess hugging, and may I put the emphasis on girls, GIRLS, NOT BOYS, I'm not saying she won't be affectionate in a platonic way twords men its just people think just because she's affectionate means she automatically likes someone, cause no BLUSHING/CUDDLING/KISSING HAVE BEEN SEXUALIZED WAY TOO MUCH, YOU CAN KISS/CUDDLE/BLUSH IN A PLATONIC WAY AS WELL!!! ITS NOT JUST EXCLUSIVE TO ROMANTIC ATTRACTION!!!

And one last thing, if you openly acknowledge that Lumity is canon, that Dana risked her whole show to have a same sex couple, ultimately leading it to be canceled, and to know that wlw relationships and representation is a good thing, then go ship lunter, it is incredibly disrespectful to Dana, she worked her ass off on Lumity and you're throwing it away cause you think its...a cute ship...? That's messed up fr

And this is my reason to why I don't like/ship Lunter, you're fucking welcome, in a few days I'll be doing one in goldrick/huntmira, won't as long cause there not much to talk abt it

[jayflrt]

HELLO ALICEEEE MY BEAUTIFUL BABYYYYYYY IT'S MEEE 💛💛💛💛 wedding anon ....

WTFFF U GRADUATED?????? IM SO SO SOOO MADD PROUD OF U WTFF and omg i saw ur reply to my anon thingy a while ago omg.. i genuinely hope u enjoy with ur hometown friends that u missed 😕😕 LAWDDDD this is so Wierd to Say but i actually am soo proud of u like for real.. my silly pookie bear..

life update from my side 😁😁😁😁 i moved into the girls dormitory now like recently ish AND OH MY GODDD SO MUCH HAPPENED IT'S INSANE but godbless my roommates...

i will Now be elaborating 😁😁

so basically there's this girl (not one of my roommates) like from another dorm (calling her #2 dorm) right and we're like kind of friends but not really cause idk it's just off with her but i like brushed it off RIGHT but it's okay because most of the time my gut is like wrong so i move on

ok so as i moved in etc etc i noticed i was losing stuff and i thought i was just careless with some stuff right??? but i kept on losing stuff like my lipbalms and other things and it was so creepy so i asked my roommates about it and one of my roommate who's a senior had a doubt on the #2 dorm and tbh i got suspicious too..? so i was like randomly talking to her and i ask her if she has my lipstick that i lent to her (i never even did that because i fucking hate sharing makeup and skin care products) and she was like "yeah i have it back at my room" MOTHERFUCKER??????? GODDD I GOT SOO MAD PISSED LIKE WHAT DO U MEAN U HAVE IT WITH U?????? SO I TOLD HER ILL TAKE IT IN THE EVENING AND SHE WAS LIKE OK!! and i told my roomie about it (the senior) right and she's so perfect i tell u ...

ok so i go to her room to get it and fucking hell i actually saw some of my stuff lying around and then i told her that i never gave it to her right and holy shit u should've actually seen her SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO DENY IT WTFFF

moving on 🙏🏻🙏🏻 my roomie was with me when i went to take my shit right AND SHE FUCKING MANAGED TO LOCK HER OUT OF HER ROOM ?????? and i finally found the missing stuff it's actually insane

but yes that's what happened recently 😁❤️

ok but aside from that i genuinely hope ur taking care and also omg i've been reading ur new heeseung fic oh stoners... (Love) i fucking love how he's so pathetic actually he's my spiritual Heir.. ur actually so insane to think of shit like that like ur humour needs to be studied like i need to be neuron in ur head to understand how ur so fucking funny to come up with shit like that ..

OK CONTINUATION i really really hope ur ok like our 3 year parasocial relationship has been soo strong... take care my beloved 💛💛 and i genuinely hope all good things come to u my angel ur the intrusive thought at the back of my head actually... 🤍🤍 kidding i love u and stay happy lovie <3

(sorry it's too long 😕)

- wedding anon

HELLOOOO WEDDING ANON 🥰💖 always a pleasure to see you in the ask box !! i hope you’re doing well and that life’s treating you good 🥹

also yes i’ve graduated!!!! IT FEELS GOOD THANK YOU :’) i’m really so happy to hear the words “im proud of u” u have no idea ☹️💖🫶 and honestly i was feeling eh about moving back but i’ve been having so much fun with my friends here <33

I HOPE MOVING IN WENT SMOOTHLY !! ALSO TEA?? 🤭 WAIT. NOT TEA. STRAIGHT UP THEFT??? OH MY GOD?:??/??:? wait no yeah what the hell??? 😭 why is she taking your stuff without asking?? and i feel like it’s worse to take makeup bc people don’t like sharing their makeup with people they don’t want using it :// like it’s stuff that goes on ur face u don’t wanna mix that idk ,, but WTF SHE HAD MULTIPLE ITEMS OF YOURS??:? she is a klepto omg you gotta RUN 😭😭 i hope everything’s okay with her as in you’ve dropped her or she’s stopped !! but i’m glad you managed to get your stuff back :’)

AHAHHA omg thank you for reading my smau love, i’m rlly glad you like it bc it’s been so fun to make 🤩 PLEASEE i just think of stuff at random and write them in a notes app to save for later in the smau but now the notes app is getting smaller 😭😭

the 3 year parasocial relationship HAS been strong omg you’re an og…. 💪 but i hope you’re having fun and taking care wedding anon 🥰🥰 fill me in whenever you want and no need to apologize at all for living ur life !!! 🌷🌷

[roachemoji]

S2 08

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME ITIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't remember what happened in the last episodes so im going in blind <3

OH THE CGI IS SO IM FUCKING CRYING GIRL THAT LOOK AKJSHDAJLSHDKJAH DID THEY ALWAY SLOOK LIKE THAT ???

IM SO SERIOUS DID THE GRAPHICS ALWAY SLOOK LIKE THIA

im gonna assume its bc theres so many of them but i aodiakdjhjaldjkf

im sorry theyre literally about to die but STILL

ISDFHSKFJHSDLJFDHKS ACTUALLY ONE OF THE SMARTEST THINGS THAT MIKE EVER SAID AND I LOVE HOW MUCH WILL IS FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT

JOYCEEEEEEEEE

OHHOASDADSKJHAJKSDH

OAOSDASDKDASKJHDSAHKJ OH THIS IS I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT PRETENDING OT BE WILL IS INSANE TO ME (POSITIVE)

I feel like this is when something happens to Bob and im NOTTTT prepared

I FORGOT theyre step siblings and they actually h ave parents and dont just LIVE ALONE or something fucking Billy makes MEMKASKJDHADH MAKes me want to kill - what ASS are you looking at youre so flat ????? you have nOTHING

this looks like the white version of my DADDD HELLO ????

this is a white version of my dad

Is this why theres Billy apologists??? Because they feel bad for the abuse he's suffering?? Because oh man i hae THOUGHTS if thats the fucking case. like yall think.... that.... forgives..... his behaviour? (im suspecting thats the case because of how the internet is - if im wrong ill be PLEASANTLY surprised) Side note for em only: i dont think Billy's dad called him son ??? or his son ??? like ever once idk if thats important u told me to watch who says Son

STEVE JUST STANDING THERE LISTENING TO THEM BICKERING after hes accidentally the reason why theyre bickering inthe first place?? KJDHAKJDSH

DO NOT TELL ME BOB IS GONNA DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT TELL ME THAT BOB IS GONNA. STOPP. IF HE DIES. AS A SACRIFICE IM GONANDSKJDSHKJHJDLKSHLJSKFDH ITS NOT OGNNA BE OKAY

DONT SAY ITS OGNNA BE OKAY ITS NOT GONNA BE OKAY

BOB NEWBY SUPERHERO IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

STOP STOP STOP STOP DONT WAIT FOR ME STOPPPPPPP

oh i cant handle this i wasnt ready for THIS

IS EVERYONE JUST THERE ????????? WHAT THE FUCK

ITS GONNA BE STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CHILDREN

THEIR BOYFRIEND </3

the haunting bellows of La Creatura

:( i just really love bob and tbh he deserves so much for everything he's done hes LITERALLY IN the same boat as Barb for MEEEEEEEE

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NO NO NO NO

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OAOUDFKJFSDKJHSDFHKJDSKJFH DKSHF

BOBOBOBOBOBO

HES NOT GONNA GET OUT OHT EFUCN THE GUN BOB THE GUN THE GUN THE GUN BOB

GOOD GOD IM LITERALLY DOING EVERYTING IN MY FUCKING POWER NOT TO PAUSE THIS EVERY 30 SECONDS SO I CAN WATCH IT ALL THE WAY THROUGH BC THATS WHAT BOB DESERVES MY FULL ATTENTION MY FULL

I AHHAFKSJHASKDJHSDAK IM SO GLAD THE LAB DUDE ISNT LIKE LEADING HIM DTO HIS FUCKING DEATH TBH I REALLY EXPECTED HIM TO GIVEN THE LABS HISTORY

bro im

broahsd

broadskjad aahhguguh

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NOO

NOOO OH MY GO D OH MY OFAHKJDS

OH GIRL HE MADE IT !!!! -

@aemiron-main i am doing this to you

dont shoW MEEE HIM OH MY GOD IM LITERALLY SO HEART BROKEN RN

where are my bob newby edits where are tTHEY GIVE THEM TO ME IM SO SEROIUS RIGHT NOW IM SO FUCKING MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOHNATHAN APOLOGIZING ???? STOP STOP STOP

idk what the fucking season finale is gonna be but i KNOWWWW im gonna losemy mind i hope i have time to watch it today because i hae THOUGHTS and i hae FEELINGS

my m om ,,,,,,,,,,,

Bob was literally so perfect and did everything he could for her and then she had to watch him fucking DIE AND AAAUGHHHAHSDHAJHSKJAFKLHJFD

BOB LORE !!!!!!

I GENUINELY LOVE HOW THEY'VE TIED EVERYTHING TO DND TO MAKE SENSE OF SHIT and it slike oohgkajhdj its NERDDYYY its GEEKKYYY its lAMME but its. THEYRE RIGHT ITS A GREAT ANALOGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOYCEE my beloved ,,,,,,

sometimes my favorite thing in TV shows is watching the characters do something that they would normally make like production do?? Like when the boys set up the pool or Hopper emptying the shed aKSJHD

DUSTINNNNNNNNNN HES SCARED OF BEING REPLACED BABY BOY NO ITS OKAY 1!!!!!!!!!!!

also MIKE SHUT UP I JUST MAX IS TRYING SO HARD

me staring at Max with my transgenderfication beams for eyes

IM sorry i love watching them tie him up because AKSJDHLAKSDJH it doesnt... look likehtey have any god damn idea what theyre actually doing

Dustin just scared of being replaced, scared fo rhis friends, regretful of keeping D'art and lying and jUST i love him i l ove him so much

my man is genuinely SUCH A GOOD FUCKING ACTOR LIKE YEAHHHH I LOVE WHEN KIDS GET TO PLAY THINGS THAT ARE FREAKING OUT UNLEASH IT BABBEYYYYYY

the RAINBOW SHIP? okay. yeah, okay.

im actally crying like JOYCEEEE

just waiting for Will to be like <3 i literally dont know who any of you are lmao <3 KASJFJAJSHKF CALLED IT

OKAY i understand where theyre coming from and that yea the morsecode might be will BUT WHAT IFITS THE THING AND ITS TRYING TO SIGNAL WHERE IT IS ???

i know theyre sharing memories because the virus eats at it but liKE THIS IS SO FUNNY I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT IT REMINDS ME OF LIKE SOME DISNEY SEGMENT? SOME COMMERRCIAL I'D SEE IN THE EARLY 2000S IOF PEOPLE TSHARING THEIR EXPERIENCES ????

NANNCCYYY BABY GIRL AND HER GUNS !!!!!!

STOP I FEEL LIKE WHATEVER WEAPON THEYRE ALL HOLDING IS IMPORTANT SOMEHOW

OH HELLLO ????

HELLO !!!!!

HEWWO WAS THAT

EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger Things S2 01

this is just me live blogging watching ST none of my thoughts are v coherent enjoy <3

STARTING OFF REAL INTERESTING BUT REAL TALK when you have like a cool haircut how do you expect not to be found if u do a crime???? LIKE I LOVE YOUR MOHAWK AND I GET IT U DONT WANT TO COVER IT BC OBVIOUSLY BUT!!!!

this is NOT the focus obviously its about the fact theres other kids from the lab BUT AKSHDAKSJDKH

DUSTINNNN!!!!!!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IM SO GLAD WE'RE STARTING ON HIM KISS KISS KISS

not the reagan sign STOP STOP ITS BEEN 2 SECONDS I HATE TED THATS HIS NAME RIGHT FIGHT KILL DESTROY BITE BITE BITE BITE

also the boys have grown SO MUCH !!!!!!! i forget there was actual real time between when these were filmed KSJHD im so excited to see Will and his perpetual bowl cut

JOYCE MY MOM!!!!!!!!!! SHES SO PRETTY AND SO CONCERNED I JUST LOVE HER

THE CHIP EATING DUDE FUCKING !!!! REMINDS ME OF THAT FUCKER FROM MONSTER HOUSE???????

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE REMINDS ME OF THIS ASKJDHASKJHDKAJSH

Will is so tiny ..... and little? oh hes being teleported into the fucking upside down again baby boy im so fucking sorry also ilu but why would you just walk outside away from wher eyour friends WERE to look at the horrifying shit world you were trapped and almost died in ????? aSDKJH

Im gonna have to DM you on discord or something so i can properly save all the things you have to say about the timelines and how the Russian shit plays into that because was anyone calling El (im assuming he's referring to her) is Russian??? IK this is possibly the third (?) timeline we've seen (genuinely let me know if i can do that its ok if not i forget tumblr has Dms)

ALSO WHO IS THIS GUY IM CRYING HES!!! WHAT A PI??? WHO ARE YOU

NANCY AND STEVE ALSO BESTIES IM CRYING STEVE IS hes trying so hard are they dating my brain is so full of queer shit that im so deadset on platonic hetero relationships - i paused for one second and unpaused and they kissed SO THAT ANSWERS MY QUESTION

idk what relationships to pay more attention to bc the dynamic between Mike and El interests me the most because of how compulsory everything feels and how El is going to navigate a completetly new environment and how Mike will cope with that? (im assuming its not well)

OH is this the !!! the guy that i see people talk about all the time YEAHHH THE BLOND MULLET MAN AND MAX what the fuck is his name Billy??? He looks trans

CRYING AT CHECKING OUT H IS ASS GIRL WAHT ASS HES FLAT HE HAS NOTH ING AKDSHASKHDKAJSH and those jeans are supposed to be supporting cheeks

I love Mr Clark so much and everyone who looks bored in his class just doesnt GET IT

BUT ALSO MAX I GET IT QUEEN the boys all staring are so good I FORGET THEY GO AS THE GHOST BUSTERS FOR HALLOWEEN

JOYCE MY MOM WHO IS THIS GUY HES??? GOOFY AND SHES SO HAPPY ??? BOB !!! i have no initial bad opinions of him bc hes silly and goofy and he makes Joyce so happy and she deserves to be SO SOSOS OS HAPPY and nothing but happy

IF i have to endure another god damn Hopper flash back im gonna throw up and scream and cry and lose my mind and I won't recover and I'll never come back

Im in call while I watch this episode because i really wanted to get through while and actually use my brain bc i don't that often - but my roommates bird is sitting next to her mic and farting really really softly into it and its making me lose my fucking mind

CORN MAZES WHEN YOURE TALL LOOK SO EASY AND LESS SCARY WHENEVER IM IN A FUCKING CORN MAZE ITS TERRIFYING AND I CANT SEE SHIT BC IM LIKE 2 FEET TALL

NANCCYCYY AND JOHNANATHANANSDNSAKDJ BESTIES BESTIES BESTIES BEST FRIENDS IM MAKING THEM A FRIENDSHIP BRACELET ITS THEIR FAVORITE COLOURS AND THEY NEVER TAKE THEM OFF

ADN STEVE TOO!!! IM SORRY YOURE A THIRD WHEEL BUT its the start of season 2 how do we feel about polyam relationships between them where the audience for that point me in the correct direction

DUSTIN IS RIGHT ALSO I LOVE HIM i love his little hats - MAX IS ALSO RIGHT

God i feel so ba for Will like to be??? singled out like that especially in elementary school? hell.

WHERE ARE THEY GOING TOGETHER WHAT IS HAPPENING ISNT THIS THE LAB ??? ougHHH THAt needle sound was unecessary

REALLY starting to see how this might be a different timelinei have no idea how ???? Joyce would.... trust them??? UNLESS THIS IS A HOSPITAL no its not ho films ina fucking hospital like this

also theyre mentioning the upside down

I understand needing to go back to the only place that fully understands that it exists and you need a place to talk to someone and also monitor him physically without being dismissed as insane - but i dont understand how Joyce OR Hopper would trust the Lab again after everything happened??????

I'm glad that he's actually getting help, and im glad that Joyce and Hopper are there to make him feel safe and support him given everything but !!!!!

this iS THE. He has PTSD. when did they get the word to describe that akjhaskjdh NVM HE JUST SAID IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO IS PRETENDING LIKE EVERYTHING IS NORMAL HELPFUL BC IT SURE THE FUCK IS N OT FOR ME ????????? also who is this DR hes kinder but "i need you to trust me" to JOYCE AFTER THE BRENNER SHIT ???

also them NOT MENTIONING IT WHEN THEY LEAVE BUT JOYCE UPSET ABOUT THE WHOLE "i need you to trust me" THING B UT NOT BRINIGN UP BRENNER?????? susususususus timeline shit anyway EM @ me tell me wahts up kiss kiss mwuah mwuah

OH they've upped their guinea pig game on entering the upside down and the gatelooks fucking uglier and uglier LOVE THE TORCH glad it works but no wonder the gate looks angry???

DUSTINNN I LOVE H IM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

ough i have a feeling her older brother is gonna ..... trigger me a lil but we'll get through it

THEM BOTH HAVING A CRUSH ON HER!!!!!

If YouR fRiEnD jUmPs OfF a ClIfF 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

THEYRE GOING OVER TO HAVE DINNER WITH BARBS FAMILY STOP STOP STO PST OPST OPST IM GONNA CRY Oh they hired a P.I okay yeah the bald guy he..... HIS CARD STOPPPPP

realizing they defenitely can't tell her parent's what actually happened to her an di hate that im gonna oaufkahd girl im so sorry im so sorry im so osrry UPSET BC SHE AS A CHARACTER DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE I WISH THEY HADN'T DONE HER DIRTY LIKE THAT

all the photos of her would make me so ill to look at like god NANCYYY THE GUILT AND B LAME GIRLIEEEE

also Mike rebelling after experiencing that kind of trauma and losing Will and El even though Will came back he's not the same of corse he's struggling - calling it with the !!!! WALKIE TALKIEEEE girl i miss her too

YEAHHH ITS dustiNNNN BUT HE AKSHDKAJSH

DUSTINNN IM KAHSDKJH I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES SO SILLY !!!!!!!!!!!!! HES THE SILLY IN MY HEART

HONESTLY props to him again for not like invesigating something that was probably gonna be HORRIBLE he'd survive a horror movie

JOYCEEEEE IN MY FAV SHIRT SHES SO KISS KISS KISS KISS

Johnathan is such a good brother bro BUT ALSO WILL IS SO RIGHT I GET IT I GET IT I UNDERSTAND TREATING IT LIKE ITS NORMAL MAKES IT WORSE !!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED PLEASE ACKNOWLEGE THAT and JOHANATHANNN HES THE FREAK AND A WEIRDO

STOPA SDADKSHJ iT S THAT WHY YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRINEDS SHUT UP STOP STOP /POS

BOB i love you so far and ik that being a step parent in these situation (even tho hes only dating Joyce its the same) is so hard especially when there are kids involved BUT YOURE DOING SUCH A GOOD JOB

AND THEYRE ALL WATCHING THE MOVIE TOGETHER AHHH

ew the phone the trigger GIRL YOU GOT THIS ITS OKAY ITS OKAY BUT ALSO THATS SUCH A HORRENDOUS RINGTONE WHAT THE FUCK

love me a tech who accidentally ignores the alarms going off (i couldnt hear the song playing it feels important - unintentially placing importance on all the music in this show now thank u em)

OohuaAHDAKJH OH WILL IS GONNA get ,,,,, yoinked back again isn't he ouguhadhAKHDJS interesting that it really only affects the *outside* like doors are now portals in a way ? i cant remember if it affected the inside of the arcade immediately or not

OH MIST LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wood Waffle Hours !!!!!!!!!! OH NO CABIN HOURS??? IS SHE. IS SHE. BIG EYE BALL EMOJIS LET ME SEE MY GIRL LET ME SEE THE BABY GIRL !!!! this entire scene makes it seem like shes a fucking AKSJDHA freak ass creature

HER HAIRRRRR SHES SO CUTE STOPPPP HOPPERS LITTLE SMILE IM TEARING UP AND CRYING ACTUALLY LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEM LOOKA T THEM OUGHHAHAHHHHHHHH IM HEAVING

thank u for reading these were my thoughts

[ariesluvz]

PAC: A letter from "your greatest love"

Disclaimer this is only for entertainment purposes! Only take what resonates and leave what doesn't <3

♡ 1 ♡2 ♡3

...

For Y/N

...

Group 1

(Blueberries and stones)

Hey baby,

I'm shy when I'm writing this. Is this gonna be too cheesy? I don't care love, cuz I'm expressing my love to you thru this. You are mine! Remember. I remember that you told me not to be this possesive baby. But you know you love this me. I won't let anyone take you from me. I'm your black leathet jacket.

I tell everyone how proud of myself I am. I don't exist if you are not with me. Yea I'm a baby to you. Only for you. Please love me more than anyone else and I will never let you down. I will fight with the whole damn world for us. The only thing I care is us being together. We are unbreakable. Ok ok now I know you are thinking that this is totally not me 🙄. I always tell you how much I love you na? No matter how cool I am, this is a must princess 😉. You are my treasure 💖.

I can never be tired of praising you and telling you how important you are to me. Ok :D this person (he's talking about me 🥲) is forcing me to stop and say something else 🙄 (how rude man!) You know you shine the brightest! My queen I love you.

Your love,

Black leathet jacket 😉🥲

...

Group 2

This group has a bad b type of energy. 🥲

(Red scarf and cigarettes)

Hey beautiful. (They are telling me to write something else but that's not pg 🥲)

My rockstar!! My queen! My woman/man you are!! Damn you hottie!!! All I want is to watch you all day, damn you are so effortlessly hot, without doing anything. How can someone look so hot while reading?! My eyes just won't look anywhere else, just your pretty face. Your duality is killing meee.

Ok ok I have flirted alot. But you are gorgeous my love. You shine so bright. It is always so astonishing to me how so small things in life make you smile so bright. How can someone be so cute. You definitely are one in a million, or billion(?). You are the best no matter what. Hey, i know I never tell you how strong you are. Do you feel my love? I always question this. I want to make you happier than ever. In every way. I wanna kiss you whenever I see you. I wanna hold you into my arms. My angel, what did I do to deserve you? My rockstar! My fighter! I wanna hug you so badly.

Yours ever,

Love.

...

Group 3

(Roses and beads)

Dear YN,

You make me crazy. Sorry for starting this way. But what is this you are doing to me? Why do I cry for you? Why do I breakdown for you? I want you by my side...every day when I wake up, when I go to sleep. I want you. Do you feel the same way? Have you ever felt this way for me.. or someone else? Please say its me. I want to protect you, buy you gifts. I wanna know more and more about you. No matter how close we are, you are always a mystery to me.

I hope we understand what we feel for each other. I will care for you. Protect you. We have so much in common. We always look at each other when in trouble. But I look for you all the time. I want to rely on you. I want you in my life. I'm addicted with your presence. How do you get me always? Wow, I have so many questions. Will you please answer them for me? I want you. I love you. If its love, then I love you so much. You are always here for me. I will be the same person for you. I will be there, support you. Unconditionally.

Yours ever,

🧑‍💼👩‍💼

[cutetehe]

Male Mc arm wrestling Diavolo and WINS, how do the brothers react?

lil story!

mc watched as Lucifer and Diavolo arm wrestled, the winner ended up being Diavolo. Mc wanted to join the fun so he asks if he could join

Lucifer was gonna say no but Diavolo wanted to arm wrestle mc for fun

“Sure! But just so you know I won’t go easy on you” Diavolo says confidently

“Good, I love a challenge ” mc responds while extending his arm to arm wrestle

Diavolo grabs mc hand and they get ready to start their arm wrestling match, Lucifer calls the shots on when they go

“Ready, set, GO” Lucifer watches as his two lovers friends(?) arm wrestle, he was suprised to see mc being able to withstand Diavolo strength and Diavolo looked surprised too

After five minutes of Diavolo and mc struggling all the brothers watched, Mc didn’t want to lose and neither did Diavolo

“GO MCC!!” Mammon cheers

With one last push Mc was able to beat Diavolo

“Good game Diavolo!”

Lucifer

Didn’t know who to cheer for

He didn’t expect you to win

a HUMAN won against the prince of demons, of course he’s surprised

Well at least he doesn’t have to worry about you getting mugged☠️

Watching you show off your strength awoken something in him

Lucifer didn’t cheer for anyone

If you want- he’ll give you a reward if you want it

He asks how you were able to beat Diavolo

And all you say is “I’m strong”

After you beat Diavolo you looked tired so Lucifer left the wrestling match to get you water

When he comes back he finds you looking exhausted, he isn’t surprised you did just face one of the strongest demons

He gives you the water and you thank him

Will try to get you to arm wrestle him next but somewhere more privet

MAMMON!!!

He might have been cheering you on but he thought you were gonna lose ngl

He’s so impressed

He wants to arm wrestle next!

Mammon thinks of so many schemes

“I am both deeply in love but scared” Mammon thought

Mammon is going to open an arm wrestling match with you

You are gonna make him so much money

The best part of this plan is that you won’t get hurt! You are strong as hell!

Mammon hires you as a bodyguard even if you don’t agree

“MC PROTECT MEEE” Mammon screams while running away from leviathan

“MAMMMON DONT HIDE BEHIND MC” leviathan yells

“it’s 7:00 am can y’all not” Mc says after literally just waking up

“Sorry” Leviathan and Mammon immediately stopped fighting to make sure Mc isn’t angry

Leviathan

He recorded it

He was so surprised you won he dropped his DDD

had to rub his eyes to make sure he wasn’t dreaming

He’s now scared that you’ll break his controller

“Mc before we play devilcart I need to tell you something…” Leviathan mumbles

“What is it?” Mc asks

“If you break my controller I’ll never forgive you” Leviathan says dead serious

“Why would I????” Mc is confused

“YOU ARE STRONG YOU CANT EXPECT ME TO NOT BE NERVOUS!” Leviathan yells

“you can’t be serious- have you ever seen me break the controller?” mc asks

“No but-”

“THEN WHY WOULD IT CHANGE??? DID I JUST SUDDENLY GET STRONGER??” Mc is more confused than angry

Mc and leviathan just argue and forgot about the game entirely

“I feel offended that you would assume I would do such a thing!” Mc crosses his arms

“fine, fine. I’m sorry” leviathan apologizes

“Thank you now let’s play-” mc went to go pick up the controller and it fucking explodes

“…”

“…”

“WHAT EVEN HAPPENED?!?” Mc yells

Satan

Thought that you both planned this or something- you beating up Diavolo? The prince of demons?? Yeah right

Then he arm wrestled you and lost hard

Mc and Satan arm wrestled and Satan lost so hard he broke the table

Satan puts your strength to the test

“MC CATCH!” Throws a bookcase

“bruh.” Mc dodges the bookcase

“Mc you were supposed to catch it!” Satan was about to scold you for not catching it

“YOU WANTED ME TO CATCH IT?? I THOUGHT IT WAS A MURDER ATTEMPT” mc yells

“well you’re wrong now let’s do that again” Satan leaves to get another bookcase

Mc tries to explain to Satan that he should’t do that

“Cant catch a bookcase but can win against Diavolo? Suspicious.” Satan crosses his arms

“Satan this isn’t one of your mystery novels but will be more of a murder mystery book if you throw another book case at me”

Satan finally understands that throwing a bookcase at someone is insane

“Wanna head to my room now that I’m done throwing bookcases at you?” Satan asks

Mc doesn’t wanna go into his room cause satan room is basically JUST bookcases

“No let’s go to the cat cafe” mc knows satan would never say no to a cat cafe

“YEAH”

anyways where was I going with this?

I forgot so I’m gonna go to the next character

ASMODEOUS

live streamed the entire thing

now the entire devildom knows about you strength

mammon plan is now over

“What else can those hands do?”

“what”

“What”

Asmo was cheering mc on with the knowledge that mc would win

Mc helps asmo a lot when shopping so he wasn’t surprised you won..

Okay maybe a little

Anyways now that he knows you can beat Diavolo in an arm wrestling match you’re gonna be a lot like this:

Beel is gonna feel so bad for you while watching you carry those bags

“Mc do you need help-” beel offers

“Yea!-” mc was cut off by asmo

“No! This is part of his training!”

“why is everyone trying to murder me” mc weeps

“Asmo Mc is literally about to die” Beel responds

“ok but is he dead? no so keep holding those bags Mc!” Asmo cheers mc on

“I hope you go to the deepest pits of hell” mc mumbles

“What was that?” Asmo asks

“Nothing~” mc carry’s the bags till they finally get done

Mc was pampered for the rest of the day by asmo

“Asmo don’t ever make me go through that again” Mc weeps

“Fine…” Asmo responds while massaging Mc back

Beel

was in the middle of eating when you won

He was so surprised you won he stopped eating

“does food poisoning cause hallucinations?” Is in Beel search history now

Beel went to arm wrestle you next but then he saw the table broken and Satan laying on the ground and backed out

“Mc why was there four broken bookcases on the ground outside your room” beel asks

“Beel great timing I need you to do something for me!” Mc says completely ignoring the question

“I need you to protect me from everyone for the next week” mc says

“oh why?” Beel is curious (I almost spelt curious with a q I’m going insane)

“EVERYONE BEEN TRYING TO KILL ME” mc cries

Beel agrees to help mc

Mc and Beel are the new Lucifer and Diavolo but if it was a knockoff

belphie

i hate spelling this dude name

he never got up so fast after he heard mc beat Diavolo

“BEAT DIAVOLO IN WHAT? A FIGHT? A GUN BATTLE? A BATTLE TO THE DEATH?!?”

“dude wtf is wrong with you it was an arm wrestling match get therapy” Leviathan says disturbed

“oh, okay that’s still cool” belphie says while going back to sleep

“you sound uninterested” Leviathan says before leaving

belphie assumes you got your strength by carrying him everywhere

belphie is gonna make fun of Diavolo on devilgram on Mammon account

yeah sorry if this one has to much crack

MASTERLIST

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yourusername Little princess on FaceTime with her daddy, little man taking a nap, then mama goes to work.

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jackharlow 🥺💜

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jackharlow She didn’t tell me off 🙄

yourusername 😂😩

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yourusername It was totally an accident. She doesn’t even know what it means.

jackharlow I wonder who she heard that from 🤨

yourusername Druskiiiiiiii ????

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jackharlow Let’s go back to the cussing, who did she hear say?

yourusername 😂😂😂

druski2funny What did she say and I’ll tell you

urbanwyatt “Dada fucker shit”

druski2funny Na that definitely was y/n

yourusername Meee???? Why me????

jackharlow Who else?

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yourusername It wasn’t nothing bad. I was admiring your beauty, and it just came out.

druski2funny Ew watching nudes where your kids are near you

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druski2funny Is this why I’m not allowed to baby sit?

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urbanwyatt Probably

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urbanwyatt Why am I stuck with the big ass baby?

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druski2funny There’s money involved???

[theliterarybeldam]

Euphoria Finale Time, I already saw shit on this app, I’m not ready to cry

Not Faye doing that shooshing thing like that

Custer I’m ready to murder you, but Ash beat me to it 😭

“Thank goodness we didn’t have a gun to shoot back” bruh 😭

“I don’t wanna Google the scraps. I wanna peel back the layers”

fez if you don’t stop being so cute I’m gonna kiss you on the forehead

Back to the heavy breathing 😭

Rue’s just like me “wtf is that”

Suze immediately “oh god” ma’am 😭

The gasp of the audience, they like “is this part of the play” 😭

Stoppp. Not him saying exactly what I said.

Cassie stop ittttt

Not Bobbi thinking it’s part of the play

Suze trying to diffuse the tension by bringing back Ethan lmao

Cassieee girllll it’s giving pick meee choose meee

“Language missy” 😭

“I feel like I’m gonna throw up” girl same

Cassieee why are you doing this to your sister

Stopppp not Lexi including the carousel 😭

BEAT HER ASS MADDYYY

Ooh that slap sounded painful

BB is me 😭😭

This convo with Rue and Elliot, “you might’ve accidentally saved my life” yea but he slept with your girlfriend 😭

Rueee you’re doing so good baby 🥺

“Don’t worry I’m not gonna tell anyone” girl bye 💀 snitch on him too

“You talk to jules?” Like nah we don’t talk to the opps idk why we talking to you

The song 😭 release this asap

If we’re gonna go into season 3 and Sam tells me Elliot isn’t in love with her, then he’s dumb

“Just a couple sinners makin fun of hell” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay we get it you love her stop singing now, go back to Fez or Maddy beating Cassie

The eye contact bro bye 😭 why am I blushing?

Even Rue’s like “bruh this song is so long” 💀

“I’m still workin on it” boy that was long af wym

“Can we be friends even though I slept with your girlfriend”

The look stop I’m already dead

Bobbi is so cute 🥺🥺

Rue starting the chant I fuckin love her 🥺😭

“Giddy up” BOBBI 😭

“Sometimes people need to get their feelings hurt” I know that’s right

Oh fuck why I forget Ash did that 😭

Y’all I know what happens but I can’t breath

Not the weapons in the dryer

The cameras moving

Ash wtf are you doing

Aye yo I need an inhaler

I’m SHAKING IN MY BOOTS

ASH STOP IT WTF 💀

I could honestly give a fuck about this Nate shit rn why’d you interrupt when I’m on the verge of not breathing

The warehouse 😭

“You don’t get to ruin our lives and just get to be happier” I mean he’s not wrong?

Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days

The nightmare and everyone getting uncomfortable like same 😭

If he’s not talking about the 3rd kid I don’t care 😭😂

“I don’t want your apology” yea well I don’t want this scene 🤷🏾‍♀️

Oooh he got a flash drive? Nvm yes I do

Everyone goin to jail……except for ash

EXPOSE CAL ALL 2022

Oh shit back to not breathing 😭😭

Not them pointing a gun at an already dead body like isn’t that why you’re in here 😭

Ashhhh noo

Bruh I’m shaking 💀

The fuckin bullet holes in everything I literally cannot breathe

Ash playing dead why the fuck

I’m fuckin crying leave me alone don’t fuckin talk to me, never watching this show again

Going back to the play right after please don’t 😭

Bruh this episode is hard I don’t think I’m okay

Lexi and her dad to Lexi and Rue 😭😭 if they’re not besties for the resties Sam is getting another very heated letter (he already has at least one per episode on the way)

I’m sorry but I think Ethan playing Suze is my favorite thing on this earth

I’m still crying

Rue’s letter at the funeral someone please hug her already 😭

Fake Rue making Jules realize stuff about Real Rue

I don’t think I’m okay…like at all

Realizing how close the girls actually are 😭😭

Rexi for the win

I’m fucking crying my face just permanently leaking

Rue reassuring Lexi about how an addict feels 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Need a whole other box of tissues 😭😭😭

Have they been in the bathroom this whole time?

Why isn’t Cassie in the fuckin hospital 😭😭

“This is just the beginning” 😭😭😭😭 good she fuckin deserves it bitch ass hoe

Jules if you don’t get away from my girl

Take your "I love you" and shove it up your ass

Rue staying clean for the rest of the school year? Wtf does that mean?!

So you’re telling me Lab took I’m Tired offline so that they could release this Zendaya version? 😭😭

I'm not mad about it, but I'm a tad bit upset

IM NOT OKAY LIKE AT ALL THIS FINALE WAS HARD

[thenextchapter22]

Stuffies

PART 3! Sick Cuddles!

Description: You are in sick and need of lot of hugs and cuddles!

or….adventures and cute stories with a reader/MC who carries stuffed animals around all over Devildom.

Pairing(s): NONE!

Word Count: 2,436

Link to my AO3: Click Here

Author’s Notes:  So sorry for the long wait, I am super happy to be writing again! Enjoy the fluff~

Part One Part Two

_+_

This was the worst ever. You would think the common cold had no place in the Devildom but how wrong you were.

You coughed into your forearm and groaned. “Whyyy me,” you moaned.

Lucifer sighed. “Because you decided to go on a midnight stroll with Mammon. With no coat, might I add.”

You glared halfheartedly at him, but he glared ten times stronger back. He was too powerful. You sniffled and melted back into your bed, laying against a stack of stuffed animals and fluffed up pillows. Everything was sore, and you were freezing. So cold that even the multitude of fluffiness around you did nothing.

The Avatar of Pride hovered over you, his arms crossed and stern looking. “Just rest for now. I have Solomon preparing some medicine that you’ll be able to take.”

You stiffened. “So-solomon…?”

He chuckled. “Don’t worry. While his food is terribly inedible, he is one of the best potion makers we have around. I trust him in this.”

“You won’t let me die, will you Luci?” you said, then sneezed violently. So bad your entire head shook.

He made a disgusted face, but afterward he nodded at your question. “I won’t let you die.”

You reached a hand out, clenching and unclenching it, and whispered, “Come here.”

Lucifer looked a little scared at first, because Lucifer did not seem to like anything to do with colds at all, but he did lean down, probably feeling bad for you. So you took your chance and grabbed his oversized sleeve and tugged. He wasn’t ready for that and stumbled into your bed, and you held on to him like he was a giant stuffie. You hummed at his warmth.

“What are you doing!?” he shouted, struggling immediately. He was clearly not trying to hurt you but also trying to get out of your clutches. He pulled back far enough to be able to look at your sickly expression and furrowed his brows.

You shushed him, “My head hurts, I’m cold, just snuggle me for a bit… please?” Being sick was awful, and all you wanted was a hug. Couldn’t he allow you that much?

Lucifer was the only brother you hadn’t gotten a pact from yet, so you couldn’t exactly force him (not like anyone else would reject your hugs, especially Belphie or Asmo).

Lucifer was stiff and looking out of place in his full outfit while you were in pajamas and a haphazard blanket thrown over you. Still, soon enough he sighed for the umpteenth time as he looked at your face, which you hoped showed the misery you were feeling. “I will allow you ten minutes. That is all I will allow, understand?”

That was plenty enough time, you would no doubt fall asleep by then. He hummed. His hand came to rest on your lower back a moment later. Then he scooted backwards until he was sitting partially up on the bed, and you lay in his lap instead.

You smiled and pulled your blanket over yourself more and pressed your face into his chest, feeling his body heat start to overcome your own coldness. “Thank you.”

“Rest now. Your medicine will be here soon.”

You fell asleep to his soft touches on your head and back, warm and comforted.

_+_

“Noooo…” you cried. You clutched to your chest Po and avoided the spoonful of medicine being pushed at you. “It stiiiinks…”

Solomon sighed. Luke laughed. They both came by to check on you, and Solomon to drop off the potion. It wasn’t going so well for you at all. But, Luke was like an cuddle bug and because he was an Angel this sickness couldn’t get to him so you could snuggle him, too. He currently lay beside you, giggling.

“You have to drink it, or you won’t get any better,” Solomon said. He tried to push the spoon at you again, but you pursed your lips together and moved your head.

“I can just sleep it off, please don’t make me,” you sniffled.

Luke pet your arm. “Solomon, isn’t there any other way?”

“No, Luke, she has to drink this. Twice a day. For the next three days.”

You sobbed. “Why meee…”

The door burst open, and in came Beel. His twin was being dragged right behind him. “I heard you were sick. Are you eating?”

Belphie yawned. “I can put you to sleep, too,” he murmured. He took a seat on the other side of the bed, and over took your pillows and stuffies. You let him, he was warm and smelled like chamomile and it was comforting.

The sorcerer in the room sighed from where he stood at your bedside, hovering with a potion bottle in one hand and spoonful of the same substance in the other. He looked frustrated, but that didn’t mean you felt sympathy. You were not taking that stuff. “She just needs to drink this and go to bed. A little help would be great,” he said dryly.

Beel frowned at the potion. “It smells.”

You nodded sadly.

“But if she has to,” Beel continued.

You gasped. “Beel, no!” You were betrayed.

Belphie chuckled. “Here we go.”

What did that mean?

Suddenly, Beel was on the bed on his knees. You were so shocked you gasped, and in that shock he had taken the spoon from Solomon and shoved it between your open lips. You tried to move away before anything could happen, but his hand held the back of your head and his hand was so big and he was so strong you were defeated.

You swallowed, and then cried. Belphie and Luke both hushed you and pet your head and arms, Beel getting off the bed and doing the same.

“That—was—icky!” you cried. Your mouth tasted like sour candy, and you hated sour candy.

Beel shushed you. “You did such a good job,” he said. He put his hand on your forehead, and it was hot. “You need to rest, your fever is high and you need to sleep. Belphie?”

“On it,” the younger twin said.

You were put on your side, Belphie behind you, and Luke took this as his time to move. He frowned at you but let the twins do their job. Still, he handed you Po, who had fallen off the bed, and you thanked him.

Belphie’s voice was in your ear, and you couldn’t recall what he was saying exactly but the intention was clear: go to sleep. And you did, with a terrible taste in your mouth.

_+_

“She looks so pale, poor lovely,” Asmo pouted.

“We should give her something to eat,” Beel said.

“Can she even eat?” Mammon asked.

“Of course she can, dufus,” Satan responded. “She can have broths and tea, and probably some crackers and juice. And of course she needs to rehydrate so lots of water.”

You felt surrounded and like a Zoo animal. You were laying on the common room sofa, having had 2 days of drinking Solomon’s nasty potion and lots of bedrest. Lucifer gave you permission to leave the bedroom as long as you stayed in this one room.

So of course, everyone came to see you. You came in around noon after waking up late, and had been in here quietly for a few hours before they came home from RAD.

“Ah, she looks so cute with her stuffed doggy, though, doesn’t she?”

You whimpered when Asmo said that, and pressed your face into Fido’s belly. He just cooed again. You didn’t know what it was, but right then you just wanted to be left alone and to breathe. You’d been cramped in your room for so long and now you felt cramped again. You felt a tear slip out of your eye, and tried to push yourself further into the couch.

“Enough. She needs to rest still. You all need to stop hovering around her and speaking as if she is not there.”

Lucifer came in the room and Simeon was behind him with a tray. The Angel had come over to check up on you and make sure you were taking your medicine as Solomon was out on an errand for Diavolo as of yesterday.

The brothers mumbled but moved away, wandering around the room.

“Sit up, please,” Simeon asked gently. You did, with some help from him maneuvering your blankets and pillows. He gently wiped at your cheek from the little tear drops that fell, and gave you a soft smile. “Here you go, darling,” he said, setting down over your lap a tray with warm soup and water. There was also a cup of steaming tea that smelled of honey.

“This is the last one and you have to take it.” Lucifer handed a potion bottle to Simeon along with a spoon, the Angel having taken a knee beside you. “She won’t do it herself, so you must force it on her.”

You glared at Lucifer, and he just raised a brow back but you saw a small smirk on his lips. He was not wrong…

Looking around at the brothers doing little things, Satan pretending to read, Asmo looking at his reflection in his hand held mirror but occasionally looking over at you, Beel and Mammon talking but pausing and glancing over at you and then acting all flustered when they saw you noticing them. It was overwhelming, and you still felt a little embarrassed being sick and fussed over like this.

You grabbed Fido and squeezed him for comfort.

Simeon hummed. “They’re just worried, lamb.”

You nodded. “I know, I’m just…”

“Tired? Wanting to be well again?” he guessed.

You nodded again. “Yeah…”

“Poor dear.” He pet your hair from your cheeks, and felt your forehead. “Still a bit warm, but you shouldn’t have a fever as of tomorrow.” He held out the spoonful of terror with an angelic smile. “One more, okay?”

You sniffled. “Okay…” You let him spoon feed you the potion, and you swallowed it with a grimace. He gave you water and you swished it around to which Simeon just laughed. “Ugh.”

Lucifer took the potion back from him. “Drink your tea and eat the soup. What you can’t stomach tell Mammon take away, this is partly his fault after all.” He titled his head at Mammon, who fussed but agreed. “And drink all the water as well, you’re obviously dehydrated.”

“I will, I promise.”

Lucifer gave his nod of acceptance. “Good girl. Simeon, let’s leave her be. She’ll be watched by my brothers for now.”

Simeon bid you a soft goodbye and a get well soon. Then it was time to eat. You struggled a bit, but ate half the soup and drank all the water. The tea was nice and tasted good, felt good on your throat, too.

Beel helped you settled back down while Mammon took the tray away. You thanked Beel for adjusting your blankets and pillows so they were fluffed up. He said, “I do it for Belphie’s bed all the time. Sometimes he forgets, and his neck hurts the next day.”

Satan glanced over at the tray before Mammon took it to set on a table in the corner of the room. “Not bad,” the blonde demon said. He quickly took a spot at the end of the sofa, and put your feet in his lap. “You should have eaten more, but that will do I suppose.”

You giggled when he tickled your ankle. “I’m full, Satan, I can’t eat anymore.”

Asmo half sat at the head of the couch, and he started to play with your hair. “Don’t force her to have any more or she might throw up.”

You tilted your head to let Asmo begin braiding your locks. “Mmm…” It was luring you into sleep, the soft touches on your scalp. Also the full stomach helped with that.

Asmo smiled down at you. “Go to sleep, dear,” he said. “The best medicine is a full 8 hours of beauty sleep~”

“No it isn’t,” Mammon said, leaning over the couch. “The best medicine is laughter.”

“Well, are you going to tell her a joke then?” Satan asked.

They proceeded to argue back and forth, and you yawned. There wasn’t time to ask them to stop, because sleep was coming fast. “Goo’night.”

They stopped arguing, and gave you soft ‘goodnights’ of their own. Even though it was 4 in the afternoon… And you went to sleep just like that.

When you woke up that night, you had been put back into your bed. Beside you lay your favorite trio of stuffies, Louie, Po, and Fido, and on the nightstand was a glass of water. You reached for the water and drank it all.

The clock said it was an hour past midnight. You were sleepy, but not from the sickness. In fact, you felt much better. But you wanted to cuddle someone…

You crept out of you room, after grabbing the smallest stuffie, Louie, to take, and knocked on Levi’s door. He was the one up at this hour a lot just like Lucifer.

“Password?”

You smiled and gave it. He heard your voice and opened the door, and was shocked to see you. “I—are you still sick, are you okay? Do you need anything? Water, or maybe some more tea? Lucifer told me that tea makes your throat feel better when humans are sick—”

“Levi,” you stopped him before he really rambled. You reached for him and hugged him. “Can I sleep in your tub-bed with you?”

He flinched, but then relaxed and hugged you back. “S-sure, c-come on it. I wasn’t going to bed soon because I have a game releasing in an hour but I can still cuddle you?”

You hummed, that sounded nice. “’kay…”

He climbed into his tub first, and then reached for you to lift you up and lay you in with him. Sometimes you forgot how strong he was. It took some expert maneuvering but you found a spot right between his shoulder and neck and snuggled in, Louie tucked in your arm. It was soft and warm. He put a fleece blanket over you both and that was even better.

Levi’s hand went up and down your back. “Sleep, little one,” he said, unlike him in the moment. He pet your hair and a soft rumble came from his chest.

The blue light from his fish tanks gave you a strange comfort and it lulled you to sleep along with his caresses. You did hate being sick, but all the cuddles were a big benefit.