#AND WHEN HE FUCKIN DIED OH GOSH

[mellozheist]

Hi guess who got no sleep last night (thanks doctor's appointment) and decided to watch your animatic again

I quote myself about 1 hour ago in a treebark channel on a discord server my friends and I made (to anybody that reads this i am so sorry):

(Also I'm sorry if somebody's uncomfortable with swearing :'D)

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I'm sorry I still can't handle this animation's existence peoples

I can't with it

I'm crazy

Like REN PUTTING HIS HEAD BACK ON AND CALMING DOWN MARTYN WHO'S PANICKING?????

REN BEING SO CALM AND THEN FUCKING CRAZY IN THE NEXT SHOT?????

FUCKING HELLO????

THE VERY FIRST FEW SHOTS WHERE MARTYN IS LOOKING AT REN BEING ALL EXCITED AND BLUSHING??????

THE END????????

THEM HAVING THEIR PINKIES WRAPPED AROUND???? I EVEN SENT MELLOZ AN ASK ABOUT THAT AND THEY TOLD ME "oh yeah they indirectly promised to see each other in the next life series :3" MELLOZ IS SINGLEHANDEDLY KILLING THE TREEBARK SHIPPERS WITH THIS ONE

MARTYN HOLDING REN'S HAND AND KISSING IT BEFORE DYING ALSO

GUYS I BEG

I CAN'T WITH THIS

I CANNOT

I AM UNABLE TO

Oh my gosh FCUKING REN PUTTING HIS HEAD BACK ON AND LOOKING AT MARTYN WITH THOSE DANG EYES

Guys I need to resist spamming this thing in here

But at the same time IT'S SOOOOOO TEMPTING

FUCKIN

LOOK AT IT

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GRIPPING MY HEAD FURIOUSLY

THIS WHOLE BEHEADONG SCENE

I JUST NOTICED REN'S NECK DOESN'T LIGN UP PROPERLY IN THE SHOT WHERE MARTYN KISSES HIS HAND

GUYS I'M INSANE

GIYS I'M INSANE

LOOK AT THISSSSSSS

Furiously rattling the bars of my cell is that what it's called

Honestly I never thought I'd go insane over a ship called treebark

IT'S FUCKING BAUMRINDE IN GERMAN

BAUMRINDE IS SUCH A SILLY SHIP NAME ISTFG

I don't think I've ever loved an animatic thid much

I'VR NEVER LOOKED AT AN ANIMATIC SO CLOSELY

THE FACT THE FIRST SCENE IS SO SWEET AND THE SECOND ONE IS ALREADY REN BEING BEHEADED

I wish they won. I wish Ren or Martyn was the winner of 3rd Life

CAN'T I HAVE L8KE

A LITTLE FAIRY THAT MAKES MY WISHES COME TRUE?

C'MOOOOONNNNN [insert a bunch of screaming emotes here]

AGH I CAN'T

...what if i copied every single message and sent melloz this as an ask to show my appreciation

CUZ I SURE DO APPRECIATE THIS ANIMATIC

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WATCH THIS. WATCH. OBSERVE. NOW. I BEG.

I'VE WATCHED THIS FOR 5 TIMES IN A ROW NOW

I'M VERY SANE

I STILL CAN'T GET OVER REN'S NECK NOT ALIGNING PROPERLY

also the feather and the poppy but this is the treebark channel

Not

Not desert duo

I CAN'T

.........do i send this as an ask i am very sane i promise

One of my very favourite scenes though is the beheading scene, funnily enough

Me literally passing out when I see gore but not here cuz idk baumrinde <333333

Also here

HIS NECK.

IS NOT.

ALIGNING.

Or what if it's his head falling off after death cuz he died and that determination is no longer there to keep dogwarts, causing his hesd to fall off

New headcanon i think

And I just noticed I watched this like 6 times now DESERVED THOUGH

Gonna watch it again

I love them so much

I love this animatic so much

Guys I can't

WAIT DID MARTYN'S EARS TILT DOWN IN THE REN DEAD SCENE

HOLD

WAIR YEAH

HIS EARS TILTED DOWN

I CAN'T

Somebody stop me

Actually no

Oh also the song choice IS PERFECT????????

WAIT REN'S PONYTAIL IS GONE IN THE LAST SCENE HIS HAIR IS OPEN

YAAAAAYYYYYY

Anywhoozles

[Link]

WATCH THIS.

I BEG

EVERYBODY THAZ DOESN'T IS MISSING OUT THIS IS SO COOL"

And with that, Melloz you're amazing, EVERYBODY WATCH THE ANIMATIC EVER >:D

I have so much fun reading this, It's like I'm in a theater seat watching this happen with 4D sound surrounding Lmaoooo

Thank you for sending this to me I really appreciate this <3333

I'm so happy you eating all the details I put in hehe

though the part where you describe Ren's neck as not aligning is probably just my error in art but that's also a really cool headcanon!

I might adopt that headcanon :d Like drawing Martyn carrying Ren's head

you really made my day Thank yooou :D

hope you get a good night sleep bud

[tinysunshine]

big fat idea 💡!!! HUMPING NEGANS BOOTS!!! or even just his leg tbh but like im imaging he’s got you so desperate & obsessed with him you’re just humping him like a dog in heat.

let’s say you’ve been “ignoring him” all day. or at least that’s what he THINKS really what you’ve been doing is the chores & tasks you’ve been assigned. you’ve been running around the sanctuary ALL DAY doing your ABSOLUTE BEST just to make him proud. but when he finally catches you, you’re eating a snack & talking to carol or simon.

you’re so excited to see him, wiping your mouth off, fixing your hair, and standing up straighter as he walks over but he doesn’t look happy. carol & simon can take a hint so they make up some excuse for why they have to run off for now.

he’s just jumping to conclusions, saying you’ve been ignoring him all day, hiding from him, and like “…then when i finally find you… you’re having fuckin snack time with carol and simon. i’ll make this quick baby, so you don’t miss the next story time. i heard daryl’s reading green eggs & ham.” he says all sarcastically, grabbing your arm & pulling you off with him.

and you’re already teary eyed, you hate it when he speaks to you like he speaks to everyone else, mean & condescending…like he couldn’t care if you lived or died. so you kinda lose your train of thought as he walks you to his room.

he pushes you through the door & slams it shut behind him. you’re really crying now, “i worked all day i swear! im so sorry, i didn’t mean to— i can show you i really—“

but ykkk he doesn’t wanna hear all that cus he’s already made up his mind “do you think i’m stupid?” he laughs and bends down to your eye level, “you think i’m stupid like you?”

“no, oh my god no no no! i just—“ (he thinks it’s so funny you didn’t even try to defend your own intelligence)

his eyes are so dark when he’s angry, you look away, but he grabs your chin & forces you to look at him “i take good care of you, baby. i feed ya, clothe ya, i give you all the easiest chores cus i know you’re too stupid to do any real work around here, and then i lay you down in my bed at night & i fuck you real good. and then i wake up bright & early this morning, cus i wanted to spend time with you before i went out on a run with simon & you were already gone. no note. no kiss on my fuckin forehead or the tip of my dick. nothing. now, how do you think that makes me feel?”

& you’re just standing there with your head hung, crying. “bad, it makes you feel bad! i’m so sorry daddy!”

he lets go of your chin, “i’ll tell you what, you look sorry.” hes making fun of you, laughs. “but it ain’t enough baby, m’gonna need more than that…”

i got so carried away & excited with this but like long story short you’re worshipping him like the god he is to you & you’re humping his boot wiping tears on his pant leg just blubbering out apologies and promises to be better & honestly you’ve completely forgotten you actually did do a lot of work today, he’s gaslit you into thinking you didn’t get anything done.

anyway i luv ya!!

~ 💌

okay this is so fucking hot.

negan is evil, so i do feel like you’d be walking on eggshells around him constantly. like yes, you are his baby and he’s not going to unleash insane anger on you, but you better hope other people get the majority of his bad moods so you get the negan that dotes on you and thinks you can do no wrong.

daryl reading the fucking book is killing me 😭 i loled. negan would say something rude and snarky like that pls. i bet people are actually a lil scared to be your friend because negan is such a nightmare. sometimes i bet he’s like, “isn’t my girl pretty?” and ofc his friends agree bc they don’t want to piss him off (and you are pretty, duh) but sometimes if they agree, depending on his mood, he gets mad af and jealous.

gosh he’s so fucking insane and anxiety inducing to be around. my dick is hard tho. i feel like he acts like he wants you to help out and pull your weight, but likes that you’re dependent on him. sick fuck (aroused).

“i’ll tell you what, you look sorry,” i’m vibrating bc i’ll tell you what, i’m turned on reading this in his voice. ugh i love this sm. your brain, anon >

the dialogue. the characterization. i can’t believe this is an ask?! so good. thank u for spoiling me with this, feels like a little gift 🥺🩷

my face reading this btw:

also: you’re my first emoji anon! eeek how exciting. #babysfirstemojianon omg 🩷🩷 i hope to see you in my inbox whenever you wanna bless us all with these amazing little idea drabbles. OBSESSED W U!!! <3

[fwitoley]

The Dragon Prince Thoughts 6x08 - We All Fall Down

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Omgg i’m so scared—

AHH

And it starts

Omg sol regem banging into the towers and stuff too this is wild

OH NO THEY’RE TRAPPED

Shit—

OH SHIT

SOREN NO—

Plsbeokayplsbeokayplsbeokayplsbeokay—

HE’S ALIVE WHOO

Omg babeee ur bleeding—

Now he’s really gonna have a scar like corvus

“Get everyone out”

See he learned from the pyrrah incident in s2 he’s prioritizing the people now that he’s not in the whole “xadia is evil” mindset

Hey wait where’s he going—

“Take good care of Hat.”

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??

SOREN—honey—wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg—

WHAT

AARAVOS IS CONTROLLING PHAROS—

Is this cuz the dark magic infection thingy

Omg viren’s been in there for a long time lmao—

“You have your other way! Dark magic!”

Notice how soren said “your other way” as if he still doesn’t condone it, but he knows it’s the only way to save everyone

Dark magic is so nuanced in situations like these like yeah it’s last resort but if you’re someone who hates it with a passion and then you end up needing it what are you supposed to do

Do you give up your ideals for the greater good or stand your ground and risk disaster

That’s why i love this show so much there’s no clear bad guy

“Take my heart.”

SOREN N O

S T O P

NO

I mean what else is he supposed to do yeah but STILL—

N O O O O O O o o O omg pls—

No not soren

Omg i’m so scared not soren PLEASE—

I’m actually gonna cry if he dies please no—

OH MY GOSH IS VIREN USING HIS OWN HEART—

GAHHH I CAN’T TAKE IT

Just as i forgave him too—

GAHH NO it’s the way he’s ACTIVELY DYING while doing the spell to the point he can barely say the incantation 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“I am a… servant.”

This scene pretty much speaks for itself idrk what to say

This shit is sad like fuck—

“My dad! I need to find my dad!”

CLAUDIA NO

Oooomg she’s gonna lose it if she finds him

Full azula mode

“What happened to your beloved mate who disappeared?”

If he says he ate her imma pop off—

Who even is aithne solaire? Was she mentionedin something?

“In your fury, you buried her.. Alive.”

WHAT THE FUCK—

Like actually???

Not the way aaravos just dies laughing after dropping the darkest most depressing truth bomb ever—

OMG HE ATE PHAROS

“Choke on your own pride.”

HOW THE FUCK IS HE CHOKING ON A TINY LITTLE ELF

Oh my gosh—

This is just brutal

i'm terrified of choking too so it's that much worse

AND HE CATCHES ON FIRE—

“I don’t think you should see him like this.”

Ugh i love terry for being so considerate after everything she’s done

Like yes save the last of her sanity while she still has it

This episode is hard to watch—

The voice acting is impeccable tho like give claudia’s va a raise

OH SHIT SHE FOUND THE PEARL—

Lujanne giving no fucks about the crown is the funniest thing

But wtf is she talking about the diamond don’t tell me it’s fake—

“Her dad just died. Can’t she just take a moment to grieve?”

FINALLY Terry’s talking sense like shit aaravos at least give her a minute—

I KNEW IT

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

VIREN’S STAFF HAS A QUASAR DIAMOND

I literally said it like 2-3 episodes ago too

WAIT THAT MEANS—

“I can only save two of them.”

Oh you’ve gotta be kidding me—

Alright y’all it’s a wrap. Katolis is gone, viren is dead, aaravos is getting out, it’s a whole ass shit show. Ooooooomg i’m scaredddddd. Especially when callum finds out the real pearl was in katolis all along, i guarantee you he’s gonna spiral like he did in kosmo’s vision. This episode was really hard to watch, I was surprised, but in a good way. One more episode to go, then season sevennnnnnnnn whoooo

Time to cry :D

[autistic-crypt1d]

Stargate Universe Live Blogging:

Season 1

I've watched SG-1 and SGA like a billion times but I've never seen SGU so this will be my first watch!

Updates:

- Air (Part 1)

- oooo music score?!?!?! Fucking sick so far, good start good start

- Michael Shanks is in the intro credits?? I'm assuming he's just gonna be like flashbacks or set up cuz I don't believe he's in the show in the show

- that's a funky looking gate

- this is going well so far

- the doctor looks a lot like Izzy from GA

- gonna be weird seeing the dude who plays Rumple in OUT in a different role

- bro is weirdly chill during this

- The dude in the red shirt and hoodie is the only dude I remember from watching part of the first episode when I was a kid

- oh shit, first fatality?

- the dude who came through first reminds me of Dylan O'Brian

- JACK

- are they actually gonna beam him up?

- PFFFFT

- ahhh there's Daniel

- they're doing an intro similar to Atlantis it seems "we're all in a new scary place we don't know and we're all about to die" but "idk how we got here either" edition

- OK THATS A SEX SCENE WASN'T PREPARED FOR THAT

- woah that travel windows around the ship is super cool

- I don't like the Sergeant

- SAM!!!

- ah yes, great 3 count people

- why tf are the Goa'uld even there? Weren't they mostly destroyed by this point?

- Air (Part 2)

- ah yes try to pull open a bulk head door with your hands

- I fucking hate this Sergeant dude so much

- yuck

- he is so gonna die

- ah, can only be sealed from the inside, who's gonna die?

- it's gonna be her dad isn't it

- Eli is so fucking funny

- :(

- Scott is so sweet 😭

- ooooooo first off base mission?

- this is super cool I like it

- Rush and Eli in uniform is so silly

- Air (Part 3)

- god damn a 3 parter??

- The communication stones thing is a super interesting aspect

- "oh, look. More sand." XD

- I get that this is unfathomably hard but to spend the maybe final moments you have with your daughter drinking??

- ah yes military man, barge in and give orders about things you know absolutely nothing about while simultaneously putting another man's life while inhibiting his body!

- god I fucking hate Greer

- oh???

- Scott looks so much like John Casey from Chuck rn when he turns to the side

- ah yes everyone ignore the smartest fucking people on this ship

- OKI DOKE

- that's some heavy handed lore dropping lol

- "I have a gun 😃" PFFFFT

- 16?!?!?!?! HOW OLD IS HE IN THIS SCENE CUZ WTF

- THE SOUND SCORE!!!! AHHHH!!!!

- RUN BITCHES RUN!!!

- AHHHH!!!! THIS IS SO INTENSE I LOVE IT

- LET'S GO RUSH AND ELI!!!!

- WOOO!!!

- omfg this show is so good, I can't believe I get to watch a Stargate show for the first time again 😭

- ok so the priest was alive in that scene and died when he was 16 so he was 16 or younger in that scene thank god

- UHHHH WHAT WAS THAT????

- Darkness

- I love that they do the recap stuff with the Kino overlay, very cool

- whatever that dude is trying to tell him is gonna end up being super important to this episode isn't it

- I don't like the flirty woman who was fucking with Scott in the first episode. I hate flirty characterssss

- as far as I remember, Scott is the first outwardly religious Stargate character we've had

- "oh, well, he's had a nervous breakdown sir" "what?" XD

- gosh that shot of the ship was pretty

- I don't like Telford one fucking bit y'all

- gross Eli, gross.

- prettyyyyy

- Eli and Chloe are so cute

- flying into the sun time!

- Light

- please don't be one of those guys Eli, Chloe clearly needs a friend and views you as that, please be content with being a good friend to her

- great, another sex scene

- at least it wasn't as fuckin jarring and graphic as the last one

- IS WRAY GAY????

- Spencer shut the fuck up

- ok ok rare Greer W

- PFFFFT the fact that they just left him on the floor is so funny to me

- bro wants to die naked, ok

- is the Destiny gonna use the sun to power up or something????

- LET'S GOOOOOO

- wonder how they're gonna signal the others to come back

- THIS IS SO SICK

- THIS SHOW IS SO COOL

- he's gonna have them slingshot!!!

- YES!!!! AHHHHH FUCK THIS SHOW IS AWESOME

- HELL YEAH!!!

- Water

- SOME OF THE SAND STUFF GOT ON BOARD OH SHIT

- a lot of chaos and upheaval and fighting is gonna go down before they realize it's the sand stuff taking the water isn't it

- Scott please get a grip, you're on a fucking spaceship on the brink of death constantly, can you maybe focus on that instead of getting laid???

- these space suits look an awful lot like the suits the asgard wore that invaded Atlantis

- that snow shit hurts my eyessss

- oh shit she found the sand thing

- BRO DON'T SHOOT THE DUST YOU IDIOT

- OH FUCK

- Rush is right man, they need those guys getting ice, not trying to solve the alien problem, wtf are they gonna do?

- oh shit

- that rope looks really thin I don't like that

- ok that was really sweet of her, maybe she's ok

- bro his suit is already damaged, give him the torch at this point!

- why would they not chase them to the damn Stargate!!! Send them to the ice planet they'd love it!!

- LET'S GOOOO

- PUT HIM ON THE SLED AND MOVE IT DUDE!

- NOW they wanna try the gateroom thing

- I gotta say it's super cool they have personal DHDs

- :(

- Earth

- this one has gotta deal with food right?

- MAN I KNEW THEY HAD A THING

- motherfucker really went groveling to his damn wife while wanting another woman and probably having a god damn affair with her before

- bro just disconnect!!! They can't do anything about it!!

- wtf was that face he made XD

- "he misses you too" 😭

- god I need someone to strangle that man

- bro, Young, LEAVE HER ALONE

- BRO FUCKING HER IN SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY???? DOES NO ONE UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING CONCEPT OF CONCENT?!?!?!?

- I hate that guy but he doesn't deserve that, no one deserves that

- NOOOO DON'T SMOOCH HIM GIRL YOU'RE DRUNK

- YOU GUYS ARE BESTIESSSS

- ya know, if the ancients had the kind of tech to harness star energy like this a long ass time ago, why tf didn't they build bases powered by them in space or something? Why not build more ships like this?

- maybe next time you'll listen to Rusj you fucking idiots!!

- of course they're running like cowards now

- ooooooooooooh that was his plan!!! Imfg Rush you sly dog!!!

- honestly I feel like they should've just pretended to be dead, Earth is doing fuck nothing for them

- y'all I swear to fucking god if this dude impersonates Young and sleeps with his wife I'm going to FUCKING LOSE IT

- Time

- man they really be recapping every episode

- why tf did they bring her to go to the alien planet, she's got literally zero experience and also has zero reason to be there

- I don't like the fact that this episode is being filmed "found footage style". That usually has people dying

- space malaria?

- y'all this soundtrack is STRESSING ME OUT

- why tf did they bring such a big team anyway?? Why wouldn't they do the normal 4 team as a preliminary?

- WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE

- WHAT?!?!?!

- WHAT?!?!?!

- bro what the fuck did I just watch

- this is so interesting omfg

- this Eli & T.J. convo is so wholesome 😭

- guys 😭

- man I hate that I feel for Greer rn

- these things look like really weird Goa'uld

- oh man, this is... this is rough

- did the bite make him like, shielded from them like the iratus bug did for bug Sheppard? Like he's infected now and they think he's one of them? Or did they just not attack him cuz he wasn't moving?

- uhhhh what the fuck

- same Eli, same

- oh shit she's dead :(

- ow ow ow ow ow 😭

- Eli you're gonna make my cry dude

- oh god T.J. is crying GUYS

- guys I can't take this 😭

- CHLOE IS DEAD?!?!?!? NO!! NO!!!!!

- guys

- they're gonna go back in time and save her right???? They're gonna go back right??!??!?!

- ok yeah everyone but Scott is dead they have to go back

- LET'S GO SCOTT, LOOK AT YOU USING THAT BRAIN!!!

- A 2 PARTER?!?!?! AHHHHHH!!!

- Life

- not a 2 parter?? Man that's lame!!

- y'all there is so much sex happening in this show and I am like 90% nobody brought condoms sooooo, someone is gonna get pregnant soon I'm calling it rn

- Spencer is stressing me out, he is a disaster waiting to happen istg

- ok so he's not trying to impersonate him but bro is 1000% trying to fuck Young's wife and ruin his life. I hate this guy

- I cannot be bothered to learn his name so I will be calling him Colonel Fuckwad from now on

- the dude who Greer shot on that desert planet is played by the same dude who plays that dude at the hotel who gets killed by that wraith in the Vegas episode of SGA I think

- woah was that an ancient control chair??

- oooooh no it's an early version of the head sucking info banks from SG1

- oh shit she had the kid and didn't tell him

- that reunion was so wholesome 😭

- I don't remember if Sharon is mentioned in SG-1 or if this is the first time we find out about her, regardless they're adorable

- I'm sorry it just irks me so much hot fucking aggressive Greer is all the damn time

- :(

- uhhhh wtf

- please kick Colonel Fuckwad's ass, PLEASEEEE

- damn

- Justice

- LET'S GO CHLOE

- come on Wray, this is bullshit

- i just realized that Wray and Sharon have matching necklaces 😭

- "why?" "My documentary" XD

- that's a shuttle like the one on the Destiny!!

- bruh what do you mean it's not ancient, it looks identical!!

- damn it Rush

- great way to waste a super fucking important opportunity guys!

- WHAT?!?!?!?!

- woah, pretty sky

- great job Young, abandon objectively one of the most important people on this expedition because of a personal grudge.

- Space

- at least Wrey is suspecting him of something he did do this time

- yikes XD

- omfg the dude who plays Caine is also Fargo's dad from Eureka XD also I realized that Wrey is also played by the same person who plays Senator Wren too. I kept calling her that and I didn't know why

- ok I had to rewind cuz I had no idea what is happening

- I'm assuming this is an accident, that the signal got crossed??

- cuz, wtf is thattttt

- are we finally gonna get some alien interactions???

- WOW that is menacing AF

- imagine being completely alone in the galaxy, like, COMPLETELY alone and then BOOM. ALIENS. Horrifying!

- oh shit our first space battle!!!

- YUUUUP THOSE ARE THE SHIPS WE SAW WAY BACK COME OFF THE DESTINY!!!

- yeah!! You feeling good about your decision Young?? Biting you in the ass yet???

- ah yes Chloe, wander around! Great idea!

- AH YES CHLOE, STAND IN THE OPENING, GREAT IDEA!

- fantastic, now she's been taken

- cooooool

- he looks so silly in that outfit XD

- RUSH?!?!?!?!

- BITCH YOU BETTER GET HIM OUT ISTG

- OH FUCK

- GOD DAMN IT RUSH

- Ok at least he's freeing Chloe

- how are you gonna explain this one away Young?

- why is he covering for him?

- ah, ok

- aw James :(

- Divided

- god damn that was a sick sequence

- oh shit

- I gotta say I really love how broad the cast is compared to the other SG shows, thr amount of characters just fits so well

- so were there originally 2 ships parked on the Destiny? Cuz we saw one fly off towards the beginning

- also, why, if they could cut into the ship like that the whole time, did they not go inside if they want the ship so bad?

- way to be subtle Brody

- I'm sorry but I cannot take it seriously when they do that fuckin Office style zoom in XD

- poor Eli, always getting put in the middle :(

- I mean yeah this shit shouldn't be run by the military, an operation like this should be like Atlantis. A civilian in charge to make sure the welfare of everyone is taken care of, and a military officer to make sure everyone is protected and to take action against military threats

- oh fug

- so he's ok?? What happened???

- great yeah, prove their point by brutalizing them! Great move guys! Super convincing!

- Faith

- it really sucks we don't get a cool intro, just fuckin recaps every single episode

- this is gonna be some weird shit isn't it

- "we don't even know if it's poisonous!" "We will" XD

- oh what the fuck is thaaaaat

- ominous as shit

- girl why tf would Wrey even go, what skills does she have that would apply to an off world mission? Same with Chloe, why tf is she going

- off-world missions like this should be military and scientists

- Eli just makes friends with everyone man, he's such a sweetheart and I love him. He's 100% my favorite character

- this episode is really hopeful rn and I just really hope it stays that way

- T.J. is pregnant isn't she

- man I KNEW someone was gonna get pregnant

- and the fact that it's Young's (I'm assuming) is gonna be, YEESH

- they should dig up some small plants and bring them aboard. Man can you imagine how much some foliage would make that ship feel so much less desolate??

- uh oh, beam in the sky, that's ominous af

- honestly it makes sense that this planet was made as some sort of alien venus fly trap. Luring people in.

- Scott 😭

- :(

- we're never gonna find out who was right are we :(

- they brought back seeds right? I feel like they should've (if they didn't) prioritized bringing back water, soil, and seeds. Then they could use organic waste as a constant fertilizer source to grow more food instead of just getting the already grown stuff

- Human

- oh? Rush lore?

- I recognize that blonde kid that stood up and answered from something

- bro :(

- Daniel!!

- huh????

- ah

- got Chloe and Eli are so fucking cute I love them so muchhhh

- ah yes, go into the labyrinth with no markings to find your way back out

- bro, Greer, lighten tf up

- his wife reminds me of the woman who plays Emma Swan so much from some angles

- THAT is a big ass spider

- dead wife montage time

- ya know Rush, maybe you should listen to the Destiny NPC telling you to go be with your wife. Maybe, just maybe that will get you to the answer

- oh dear that's a big hole

- ok so I lost access to the show for like, several weeks so I'm coming back mid episode with a general recollection of what's happening

- "I know how much you loved me. Stop taking it out on everyone else" 😭

- that can't be it, they can't really be left there???

- Lost

- sad Greer backstory time

- now that's what I call an alien creature!!!

- aww, he's being supportive, yay!

- they should've waited :(

- WHAT?!?!?!

- Sabotage

- her wife is amazing. Disabled people aren't a burden, but she is suddenly taking care of her wife in someone else's disabled body and she has not once let her wife feel like a burden. She offers to do everything the caretaker does and she does it with a smile. She makes her wife feel loved no matter what and as a disabled person it makes me wanna cry

- bro seriously with the using other people's bodies for sexual shit????

- thank you for saying no Nick

- Franklin :(

- what is happeninggggg

- uhhh where'd he go?

- Pain

- alrighty

- he's cheating on Chloe???? Seriously??? Fuck you Scott

- bro what the hell Scott???

- WHAT THE HELL???

- ok what the fuck is happening

- ok so everyone is somehow seeing their biggest anxiety or something?

- are they not gonna check the rest for it??? Like Chloe, Greer, and Eli????

- ah hell

- wdym "all the ticks are accounted for" how tf would you know???

- Subversion

- I think we all knew that guy was no good

- awww baby shower 😭

- Daniel!!!

- Jack is on the Destiny!!!!

- Incursion (Part 1)

- bro what???

- ok so he really was mind controlled, I feel a little bad about calling him Colonel Fuckwad now

- Sam!!! Man we've gotten 3 of the og 4!!!

- BRO SHE CANT BE DEAD

- ok ok she's not dead

- I love Eli and Chloe so much 😭

- Incursion (Part 2)

- "what's happening?" "I don't know Koz I'm up to my elbows in someone's body right now" XD

- ok they're finally figuring out Chloe and Eli aren't with the hostages!

- I see they're reusing stargate actors. Dude is from "Runner" in SGA

- I'm glad she said something

- ah hell

- GO ELI COME ON YOU GOT THIS

- TJ :(

- oh god, someone is not gonna make it out of this alive

- THATS THE CLIFFHANGER!?!?!?!? BRUH

Season 2

[fallenclan]

I have another story I want to tell! In MurkClan (another clan of mine), I have a cat named Frogfur. When the clan was first founded, she was a warrior apprentice and, soon, a full fledged warrior. However, her hunting skills were often criticized by the kits or apprentices (? I don't fully remember) of the clan, which honestly made her self-conscience that she wasn't pulling her weight enough to help their small clan. (Doesn't help that I headcanoned Frog to be the grand-niece of the founding leader)

Frog, at the time, also happened to be close friends with the founding medicine cat, Jayhail. Unfortunately, due to being the sole medcat, Jayhail was having a hard time taking care of a growing clan (that or he was simply unable to work) so Frogfur, being the great friend that she was, decided to assist him as a temporary medcat.

Frogfur, over the moons after that point, failed almost every medicine cat patrol she was on. Like, shitty bad luck. I honestly believe that Jayhail was the only reason why she stuck around. Due to said shitty luck, and the fact that she was suppose to be temporary, I was like 'Oh, that this somewhat fine, I will switch her back to warrior soon enough'.

(These notes best explains the last three paragraphs, lol)

However, on the moon I planed to switch her rank, she had the status that she was happy choosing life as a medcat so, uh, I guess she is staying as one ¯\_(シ)_/¯

Over the years, her best friend dies of greencough, thus leaving her to finish mentor his apprentice (Bigpaw, later Bigdapple), she adopted a kit that dies just before she gained her warrior name, she mentored another medcat, at some point she gets gifted a laurel and Bigdapple, her former apprentice and close (plutonic) partner, was murdered by a gang of rouges.

The main thing I wanted to focus on, at this point, is this: Frogfur has reached the highest and best point in her life. At senior age, she became mates with another she-cat (which honestly blind-sighted me. I had zero hand in that), earned immense respects as the senior medcat in the medicine den and, the best part, she adopted 4 kits (across 2 litters) with her mate (=^ェ^=)

I love Frogfur's arc =✪ ᆺ ✪= In game, she recently received her elder sprite (she is a loaf and, gosh darn it, you were a young adult yesterday ˚‧º·(˃̣̣̥o˂̣̣̥)‧º· !) All her kits are named after birds and they all have a soft spot in my heart. (Yes, including the dead one)

Let us just ignore the fact that one of her kits became warrior really early at 10 moons, gained an apprentice at 13 moons and got him killed so quickly that the game doesn't even record the fact he was a mentor. Oh! Let us also ignore the fact that soon after adopting their second litter, the clan was spying on them like hawks for a good while.

that last paragraph fuckin BLINDSIGHTED me lmaoo

[trashyandtiredsol]

Second Live Reaction Thing

OKAY FINALE ACT OF ARCANE SEASON 2 LET'S FUCKIN GOOOO :D

Starting with episode 7:

(Ps: this turned out WAY longer than expected, like, over double as long)

1. YO THAT MUSIC DISK THING AT THE START HAS EKKO AND POWDER THIS TIME INSTEAD OF VI AND POWDER :0

Hope that means we finally get Ekko

2. YO YO YO THERE IS EKO LESS FUCKIN GO

Also- TIME FUCKERY SHIT IS HAPPENING I KNEW OTHER TUMBLR PEEPS WERE ONTO SOMETHING

Okay I'll tone down the yelling text now andhsjfjskg (hopefully- okay this is a lie, it will happen again)

3. ALTERNATE JINX I REPEATE ALTERNATE JINX HOLY SHIT- or is it Powder-

4. Bro Ekko is fucking GOING THROUGH IT my gosh

ALSO WHERE'S HEIMERDINGER

5. VANDER TO???!!?!??

6. MYLO AND CLAGGOR WHAT THE FUCK-

7. OOoooh it's Powder then, not Jinx, subtitles just confirmed it 👍

8. Oh hey Heimerdinger!! :D

9. OH FUCK YEAH HEIMERDINGER KNOWS TO ABOUT THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE SHIT SHOW THAT'S GOING DOWN

10. Oooh and now they're discussing what the absolute FUCK happened to Jayce

Also- Heimerdinger: "The anomaly behaved differently around him.'

YEAH probably cuz his doomed yaoi partner in science is connected to the Arcane AND they both literally created HexTech, with the HexTech core thing sucking Jayce and Ekko and Heimerdinger into wherever the fuck they are right now, like- yeah DUH it's gonna act differently around Jayce

11. Yay Vi mention!! :D

Wonder if she and Cait are dating or married in this universe-

12. Welp- time for the Jayce shit show to commence

13. OH THIS BETTER BE VIKTOR BEING OMINOUS AS SHIT RN

OKAY no Viktor... HOWEVER

14. THE FUCK KINDA APOCALYPTIC UNIVERSE IS JAYCE IN RN?????????

15. IS THAT PILTOVER!!???!!?!?!!

16. Lol Ekko questioning this Powder like she's Jinx- my man you're paranoid as all hell- but yeah, understandable

17. WAIT WHAT VI'S DEAD HERE D:

18. Ekko my boy PLEASE don't fuck up this universe and whatever relationship's this you has going on hfhajfjskgja

19. OOoooh jeez yep now Powder's upset at him

20. FUCKIN WHAT- okay now it's another alternate universe way more similar to the main one, with Jinx dead now

21. Oh nope- back to the "good future" one of sorts

22. Heimerdinger that song is way to upbeat for the shit fest going on right now- especially with Jayce

23. YO WE'RE GETTING TI SEE JAYCE'S OLD APARTMENT NOW IN THE UNIVERSE EKKO AND HEIMERDINGER ARE IN :D

Hope alternate Jayce in this universe isn't dead tho- the whole place looks abandoned

24. And now we're back to main Jayce, in an apocalyptic Zaun now! Think he's looking for Viktor

25. OH SHIT- VI DIED ON A JOB TO CHECK OUT JAYCE'S APARTMENT ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE EKKO SENT THEM ON

26. Oooo main Ekko found an early development HexTech crystal!! :D

Sweet sweet help yourself get home my dude!!

27. Damn Jayce is finding a LOT of standing dead people- or.. husks of dead people from what it looks like

28. OOoooh what else is watching you Jayce huh? Also please don't die figuring that out

29. OOOOH SHIT THE HUSKS ARE MOVING OH SHIT RUN JAYCE RUN

30. Oh so THAT'S why he has a brance on his leg earlier in the season after coming outta the parallel universe(s)

Fuckin his HexTech hammer absolutely knocked that knee out falling down that hill

31. Well shite that was a fucking hard as fuck impact Jayce

32. "How can I forsake a brilliant lad in need.. again." Well Heimerdinger definitely has some guilt, also that cut right to Jayce when he said "again" so I believe he's talking about him, even though I believe Heimerdinger forsake Jayce AND Viktor

33. Ohh shiiiit that leg looks baaaad as fuck

34. BRO WHO'S THAT WHITE CLOAKED FIGURE THAT JUST APPEARED THEN VANISHED?????

Hope it's Viktor honestly-

35. Does he SERIOUSLY spend the entire time he's in the parallel universe(s) trying to get outta a fucking huge hole in the ground??????? Fuckin hope not

36. The husks are watching him start to go insane in the solitude??? Fuckin REALLY?????

37. OH SHIT THERE'S THE HALLUCINATING, YA GOT black eyed Mel with the gold pupils and Viktor before the arcane bullshit with fully black eyes and Mel's makeup for some reason

38. OOoooh okay he made a brace outta his Hammer alrighty

39. Yay he's outta the hole!!! :D

40. Aww Ekko painted main Vi as an apology to Powder 🥺

41. Where the fuck are you going Jayce???

OOoooh the husks are watching- glad they're not attacking!! Which I think may have to do with Viktor?

42. YAY Ekko got Powder to help him and Heimerdinger with the HexTech crystal shards!! :D

43. Yay they're making progress!! Also I think Ekko just went back in time a little- oh yep yeah definitely

44. Well fuck that's definitely a way to know the limit being 4 seconds ajfjsjfjsjf

45. OOOH AND THERE'S SILCO! Weird eye thing going on but still Silco

46. And now Ekko made it awkward ajdjsjfjdkfk BRO IT'S A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE- like yeah obviously that's the fucking case with the eye Ekko don't bring up past trauma you're probably not even supposed to know about here

47. OOoooh and there's Powder making an entrance!! At least her and Jinx got that in common

48. Awww Powder and Ekko being adorable as fuck rn ahdhajgisjgu

49. YOO KISS TIME LESSGOOOOO

50. Fuckin flash banged by the change to Jayce in the post apocalyptic world from that wholesome moment ajfhsjfhsjfj

51. Well- looks like Jayce found his alternate universe self, dead- but still definitely him- at least I think- cuz that husk is I believe holding this universe's version of his hammer????? Oh yep definitely his hammer

52. OH THAT WHITE CLOAKED FIGURE HAS TO BE VIKTOR- IDK IF IT'S THIS ALTERNATIVE APOCALYPTIC UNIVERSE'S OR THE MAIN VIKTOR AFTER HIS DEATH BUT I REALLY HOPE IT'S VIKTOR

And if so- yep Viktor is definitely implying here that Jayce needs to kill main Viktor

53. AND WE GOT MAIN EKKO IN HIS ARCANE (Main universe in this case) LOOK AGAIN FUCK YEAH

Alrighty and that concludes this Live Reaction of episode 7!! Or in other words the first episode of season 2 act 3!! :D

Gonna probably go eat something then get back to watch the next episode

[feliciakainzofspades]

A very stupid Harry Potter thing

So while doing my makeup today, I was spacing into the void and this thought came to me and now that I'm thinking about it, here's a stupid AU that may or may not be fueling my femboy fetish:

So, let's be real, Petunia probably tried the concealer trick to hide Harry's scar. Now, what a lot of people don't know -and actually, I just learned this myself today :D - is you can actually use concealer to highlight and brighten certain areas of your skin.

So, one day Harry's doing the concealer thing before Primary, he notices the glow and experiments before heading out; just the under eye cheek bone area. Oh my gosh, I look like I'm glowing!? Maybe this concealer stuff isn't so bad after all. Heck, now he has girls asking 'Harry, what are you doing? Your skin is glowing?! Teach us our secret!?" Harry's just stunned pikachu silence cause he didn't know how he did that.

Continues doing it, surprising Petunia since she usually had to fight him into wearing it. Whatever, at least we can hide the damn scar and keep him looking normal. Well now it's a double-edged sword, since one night, Vernon left the cupboard unlocked - He hasn't done anything "freaky", we can try this one night. sneaks into the bathroom and gets the mascara out. Okay his eyes were a bit irritated the day after cause obvious being obvious. But no-one knew he took his aunt's, they just knew that one day at school, Harry's lashes are fuller than usual.

This continues under behind the back, Harry's doing paper routes to get allowances cause the Dursleys sure as hell ain't payin' him for his chores. Buys his own stuff and hides them in his 'room'. This continues until Hogwarts, now he's fretting cause "BUT HOW AM I GOING TO GET A NEW PITCH BLACK LIPSTICK FROM MAYBELLINE?!" Finds out about the Vault? "Okay, I rocked this budgeting thing, I got this. Got my school supplies, how much do I have left? Yes! Time to get that Viper liner from Sephora! Should look up magic makeup looks to impress my new classmates"

But. This would start the Malfoy vs. Potter feud It wasn't Draco insulting Ron in front of Harry on the Hogwarts Expression Wasn't Draco bragging about his broom collection at Malfoy Manor while getting fitted for robes. Oh nooooo

It was because "Uh, who is this kid that's a lower status than me rocking a killer eyeliner? That wing is so sharp it could kill a person." Tries sucking up to Harry. Got shot down. That was the third Time Potter shot him down! How dare he! Fine, Potter, if that's how it's going to be I'll show to you that I'm the superior one and you will be so awed by me you'll have no choice but to leave that Blood Traitor Weasley.

Thus, began the Hogwarts Makeup Feud; every day, Draco shows up with something mind blowing; amazing blend of colors, gemstones glued to the outer corner of his eyes, he's looking like a fucking Faerie up in here. There's no way Potter will be able to top genuine emeralds and onyxes in a faux mask! Now he'll have to admit I'm his better!

But what's this? Harry shows up with a steady painted mask as his eyeshadow look; a lion mask with nothing but Gryffindor Colors! How many shades of reds and golds did he use?! No matter, one time thing - WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S SHOWING OFF A SLYTHERIN LOOK- ARE THOSE SCALES ON HIS FACE?! Potter, what the hell?! "Wig Cap" Wig what?!

This continues no matter what. Philosopher's stone, Harry has UV light eyeliner - how are they glowing without a UV light in Hogwarts? Magic! Chamber of Secrets, he lost some rhinestones while fighting the Basilisk, but hey, the setting spray is insanely powerful and his look hasn't melted yet. When he first died at Voldemort's hand? Voldemort made sure to have someone writing his victory speach.

"I suppose Potter deserves some recognition, write that he died the way he lived, looking like a swan" BITCH HE LIVES AGAIN! And Voldemort now has to live in the afterlife knowing he got taken down by a fuckin' twink who decided to one up Draco one final time.

Draco showed up in a corset top and was still casting spells without problems. Harry's not going down. HE'S FIGHTING VOLDEMORT IN HEELS. SUCK IT MALFOY!

Throughout all seven years, Harry and Draco had been doing this, trying to prove a point to someone. What was that point? What were they trying to tell the other? They don't know but they're not going down without a fight

[obsidiancreates]

Bright Suits and Bright Minds (Though Shenanigans Aren't Far Behind)

(Where in the timeline does this happen? Beats me. They're wanderin' the Feywild and that's all I know. Basically I just wanted Kremy and Frost to meet my OC Carter because there's some similarities XD)

(Edit: I put a Read More in but it's not showing that in the tag so I apologize deeply for anyone in the tag wondering why I put a long-ass fic here. I didn't, Tumblr isn't putting the Read More in and I'm sorry.)

"Well," Gideon sighs, hands on his hips as he looks around and sighs. "We're lost."

"You're just realizing that now?" Frost arcs an eyebrow up at his friend. "We haven't seen anything other than trees and muck for hours."

"Yeah, but, that's kinda just how this place is."

"... You're not wrong," Frost concedes. "Twig, do you have any idea where we are?"

Twig looks around for a moment, peering out into the fog from where she sits on Gideon's shoulders. "... Nope!"

""I really should've used Guidance when we started," Gricko mumbles to himself, wincing with wide eyes at his own mistake. "Maybe someone will come by we can ask for directions?"

"I'm not so sure that'll-"

"Oh, finally!"

"Oh, well, I was wrong!" Kremy picks up the pace a bit after the interruption, but freezes when he sees the owner of the voice. "Is that a fuckin' human?"

"What is it with you and humans, man? I'm half-human, you don't got any problems with me!"

"You're half not-human too, Gid, that fixes it."

"Well gosh, Kremy, your hatred of humans and want to eat them implies such a rich and layered backstory," Gricko says, smiling and leaning in to elbow Kremy's leg knowingly.

"It sure does, Gricko. Anyway, let's see if he dies and I can use his bones for some broth."

"Fuck that, I'm getting directions." Frost strides forward. "Uh, hello! My name is Morning Frost-"

He's met with a warm hand clasping around his shoulders. "Finally!" the person exclaims. "I was starting to think this whole universe was just swampwater and weird little frogs!"

"This universe?" Frost takes in this apparent human. He has deep dark skin that contrasts sharply, but nicely, with his obnoxiously bright yellow suit. His hair, not quite long enough to be considered a full afro but getting close to it, is tucked masterfully into what looks like a boater's hat made of fabric instead of straw. Frost would consider it eccentric if he wasn't used to Kremy's own style.

The man grins at Frost and steps back, swooping off his hat and bowing deeply. "Carter Clevman, god of cleverness, craftiness, charisma, and charm! Not in this world though." He stands back up and sweeps his hat on with the same practiced ease.

"Oh gods, it's another fuckin' weirdo," Gideon whispers roughly to Kremy.

"Are you from the material plane too?" Gricko asks as the rest of the group gets closer. Carter doesn't even bat an eye at Torbek as he trudges over, tubes glowing and bubbling away. "We could travel toge-"

"No more people!" Kremy interrupts. "For the sake of the nine hells, Gricko, we've already got six!"

"I wouldn't be joining you anyway," Carter says with a wave of his hand. "I'm looking for my four friends. See, I decided I wanted to take a little trip through the multiverse, as you do-"

"Yeah of course. Why not." Gideon looks at Kremy and holds up a fist in question.

Kremy shakes his head, parting his mouth a little. He tastes a magic in the air around this person. It's not a very familiar flavor, and unfortunately, it tastes like this guy might not be human after all. When it comes to things that disguise themselves like this in the Feywild? Probably better to just try and get anything useful from them and then get away.

Carter doesn't pay attention, or at least doesn't acknowledge it. "-and we ran into a little unexpected debris in the planes between worlds, and, well, we got separated. Have you seen any other 'humans' or humans around here?" Carter makes air-quotes when he says the first 'humans'.

"No-one but you so far, friend," Kremy says, leaning forward a bit on his cane. "So your little group aren't really humans?"

"Well, half of us aren't. I already said I'm not-"

"Torbek doesn't mean to be rude," Torbek says slowly. "But... Torbek doesn't remember any gods wearing suits like Mr. Kremy's..."

"Suit's like-! My suit is finely tailored! Purple is a-a sign of high society!" Kremy brushes off his lapel, offended. "He doesn't even have a cane!"

"A cane is a good idea though. Love the skull on yours, my friend Evelyn would love it too. She's one of the people I'm looking for. She'll either look like a pale human woman with black hair that's bright blue at the tips, sort of a tough almost biker style to her clothes, or she'll look like a harbinger of plant-based revenge." Carter gestures at his back. "Giant wings that go from scales to feathers, four big horns, glowing blue eyes, stuff like that."

"Have we met anybody like that?" Gricko asks, looking up at his companions.

There's a moment of deliberation.

"Never seen her," Twig finally says, "I'm sorry we can't help."

"Ah, it's alright, it was a long shot. If you do see her, let her know I'm looking for her around this area. I'm also looking for Ashlyn, she's got ginger hair and lots of freckles, I believe she was wearing a pink hoodie this time, and is probably carrying around a glowing bow and arrows, she knows me well enough to be armed when she tries to take vacations with me."

"Oh." Gricko crinkles his nose. "You sound like a fun guy to travel with. Hootsie," he says softly to his daughter, "If you have a friend where you always have to be armed to hang out with them, you get new friends, alright?"

"Um, Gricko? That's the case with us." Frost pats Gricko's back.

"... Oh gods, Frosty, you're right. Hootsie, I am so sorry sweetie-"

"I'm also looking for a couple, they'll probably be together. A short woman with light brown hair, oh no. Oh, she was wearing one of her nice pairs of jeans too, I'm going to owe her forever. Literally. Anyway, she'll likely have a bright glowing necklace on and be with her husband, who's about- oh, about the height of your red friend here." Carter gestures at Gideon. "Not red, though, and no beard. Possibly horns, depends on if he's in his demon form or not."

"Demon? We won't be messing with any demons." Kremy looks around and raises his cane a little.

"No no, he's very kind! He rescues cats out of trees and they've fostered orphaned puppies and everything, they're so overly sweet it gave me a cavity once. I didn't even know that could happen, given this physical form is just something I whipped up for fun a few millennia ago."

"If you don't mind my asking," Frost says, looking Carter up and down. "If you're some kind of god or deity... why did you and your companions get so lost? How did something like this happen if you're supposed to be such a-a powerful being?"

"Well, you know how it is. Sometimes you jump into something just bursting with self confidence, and you realize along the way 'Oh-ho! This was unearned'!" Carter chuckles at himself. It's not exactly a happy chuckle. "Ahhh... yeah. I said I was the god of cleverness, not competence."

"If he's the god of cleverness, that might explain a few things. Like how we got so many people to come to our carnival," Gideon says. "You're slackin' off, man."

"Why do you guys keep insultin' the carnival? It was a good carnival!"

"Whatever helps you sleep, Kremy." Frost looks back at Carter. "It's true, you're not doing very well."

"First of all, I said I was the god of it in another universe. I don't know who's in charge of it here, and other cleverness gods and I tend not to get along. ... They think I disgrace the title because I enjoy indulging in silly antics that some would consider dumb. Secondly, I don't control cleverness! I'm a personification of concepts, feelings, aspects! Gods in my world aren't responsible for creation, just... existing as the thing we are! The creation is left up to Sid."

"Sid? You some kinda cleric with a god named Sid?" Kremy lowers his cane. He's starting to think this guy isn't so much dangerous as off his rocker.

"Cleric? Well, at least that narrows down what universe I'm in somewhat... and no! No, Sid is just the nineteen year old who created our universe and controls it by writing it in her spare time."

"Your world is controlled by a nineteen year old?" Frost shakes his head. "I see why you left."

"No, I was just taking a vacation. My friends and I are actually quite close with Sid!"

"Well, are you actually close with them? Or are you kinda forced to be on account of them bein' a god?" Kremy leans a away from Carter.

Frost's eyes widen for just a second as he nods. "That's a good point Kremy. Carter, how do you even know you have free will or agency at all if uh, if your world's creator is involved so deeply in your life?"

"... Don't-don't make me think about that. I- ohhh, god..."

And then Sid didn't know how to end it. So Carter just sat down and had an existential crisis while the Witchlight party walked on.

[blondrichclosetwitch]

I got a head full of ideas, that are drivin' me insane

It's a shame

Silent woman in the night, you came

Took my seed from my shaking frame

Crawl out a cage jump through a hoop

Oh my gosh I'm living in a loop

You kept me in the dark

Father, this year’s jinx rides us apart

They must go

(A small boy waits in a ruffled dress for someone to come .)

Side by side at the rail toward Nassau now

I hold a five-year diary that my mother kept for three years, telling all she does not say

I bend down my strange face to yours and forgive you

The light is coming to give back everything the darkness stole

And we all heard the gun

We always knew this day would come

“ …got subpoenaed.”

To tell the truth, I lied

Everybody knows the fight was fixed

Everybody got this broken feeling

Like their father or their dog just died

“Everybody knows that you love me, Baby.”

Everybody knows that it's me or you

And everybody knows that you're in trouble

Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton

But there's gonna be a meter on your bed that will disclose what everybody knows

And everybody knows

Regrets collect like old friends here to relive your darkest moments

And all of the ghouls come out to play

(All of his questions, such a mournful sound)

We'll stick together

Make it through the storm

You and I

(this is really interesting; they keep talking about the hurricane, which happened days after, to the point they had me retitle the play hurricane)

There were pictures on the wall and the pain is lighter

All of your friends gather around

No need to pray, no need to speak

And the arms of the ocean are carrying me

And all this devotion was rushing out of me

But the arms of the ocean delivered me

Though the pressure's hard to take

It's the only way I can escape

Never let me go, never let me go

(Ok, so the ocean was where we were when the Baby started telling me what happened to him. As in, I started asking him questions, and he used the music to tell me about his “origins”—-)

I have lost so much through this injury

J'en ai tant perdu par cette blessure

Understand me, I need at all costs

Comprenez-moi, il me faut à tout prix

(This is the thing; I had a teacher say recently that spirits don’t have emotions but that is not what I have experienced since putting together these communications from each of the spirits who have come to me)

“And I swear I don’t have a gun.”

Gordy’s in the room (Gordy is the brother in law of my best friend who died a few weeks ago)

Let me stand to show that you are blind

“My world's become a mess.”

I’m gonna throw your ass in the city joint

You still fuckin' shorty? I knew it

[lust4liyah]

consider being sandwiched by two big ole dilfs who r both madly in love w u

not proofread! contains; chubby! fem! reader, threesome, unprotected sex, rough sex, degradation, (but also) soft sex, praise, cream pie.

the predicament was strange, to say the least. one minute, you’re entering headquarters after a long mission. the next, you’re inside the break room, your back against peter while miguel bullied his way into your pussy. one could wonder why the leader of the spiders was whispering obscenities in your ear, but you knew you only had yourself to blame for this.

"that all you can take?" the taunting voice of none other than miguel calls out to you, giving a sharp slap to your clit as you bit your lip. your mind is numb when he pushes into you again, his cock stretching you out just right. a sharp inhale comes from miguel before he lets out a small laugh.

"this isn't even half of it. i'm a little disappointed in you. thought you could take all of me, mama". miguel clicks his tongue, taking one handful of your love handles in his hand.

you whine, so prettily, if miguel could put his two cents. of course you could take it! who the hell did miguel think he was? you could take it all— at least you hoped so. the way things were going, however, with miguel making a slight bulge in your stomach, you weren't so sure anymore.

"y'know, i could've been nicer than this", he mutters in your ear, "i mean— i would've liked to be nicer than this. hate bein' the bad guy, you know that". miguel sighed as if you were inconveniencing him and shoved his full length into your cunt. a loud cry escapes your mouth when you feel his tip kissing your cervix, your pussy clenching hard around the man.

miguel groaned at the sensation, his teeth practically bared at you as he moved. "you're just a huge piece of work, aren't you, mama? never listen ta' what i say". miguel's tongue ran over his canine as he looked down on you. his eyes shined with amusement as he watched a milky white ring form at the base of his cock. "oh, baby".

you bit your lip hard, plushy hands reaching up to push at miguel's chest. "wait— pleasepleaseplease, shit! hold on!" you plea to him, feeling the overstimulation spread like a virus throughout your body. your cunt was pulsing hard, almost matching the pace of your racing heartbeat.

instead of taking pity, or even considering your plea, miguel laughs. he laughs and he squeezes the handful of your chub in his hand. just when you think he's trying to comfort you, he uses your love handles as leverage to drag you down deeper on his cock.

"shit, there we go", miguel's hand reaches up to your cheek, "can't enough of this pussy. feels s' fuckin' good, mama". he squeezed your side, his rough hand contrasting with your soft skin. miguel bit his lip in an attempt to keep the loud groans forming in his throat from coming out.

he was so mean to you, miguel. so rough, so animalistic, but in his own little way, he was still so gentle with you. the gentleness was always outweighed by the rough, man-handling, but you didn't mind. you loved that about miguel.

tears were welling up in your eyes now. you try again, to push away miguel just a bit. even in his dazed pleasure, miguel sensed your hand coming, and let go of your chub. he instead took your wrist, stopping you from pushing him away. his eyes caught yours, and gosh, you could almost moan just at how good he looked.

"trynna run away from me?" he questions you. though he already knows the answer, you humor him and rapidly shake your head, small little 'no's!' escaping your mouth along with the action. miguel smirks and gives your pussy harsh thrusts.

"awe, i was hoping you weren't". he taunted you, grinding his pelvis into yours as he lifted you up slightly by your wrist, pressing his lips into your ear. "you're a good girl f'me, yeah? always takin' what i give you?" miguel presses a small kiss to the side of your head, making your heart swell.

the heartwarming feeling quickly dies when you feel him smirk against your cheek. "not like ya' have a choice, huh? gotta take what i give you anyway since you were bein' a brat earlier".

"awe, now that isn't nice, miguel". a coo from your saving grace came from behind you. a comforting hand tilted your head to the side so you could properly make eye contact with peter. he had a warm smile on his face and his eyes were so tender.

"hey, sweetheart. feelin' good?" he questioned you, his tone greatly contrasting miguel's overall roughness. you gave him a broken, tearful smile, nodding to his words.

peter frowned and looked over at miguel with distaste. "miguel", peter hissed in an irritated tone, "look at what you did. made my girl cry". peter's brows furrowed and his eyes flickered from miguel to you. miguel gave him an exaggerated eye roll, which peter ignored. peter sighs and brushes the messy stray hairs away from your face and leans to kiss you softly.

he hums in contentment, and for a moment, you almost completely forget that miguel is there, abusing your poor cunny. in that moment, it was just you and peter sharing a sweet, passionate kiss.

when he pulls away, peter is all smiles. well, when is he not? but this smile was a bit bigger than all his usual ones. "think you've learned your lesson, yeah? no more putting yourself in danger 'n' all that?" peter speaks to you so casually as if he wasn't reaching up to fondle your tits.

gosh, you thought. you'd almost completely forgotten the reason why you were in this situation in the first place. all because you made one slightly stupid to chase after an anomaly on your own. you'd think with the rough treatment miguel gave you, you'd broken canon.

he's so dramatic.

you let out a relaxed sigh and leaned into peter, giving him an assuring nod. peter grinned wider, if that was even possible, and shifted upwards to get miguel's attention.

"hey man, when you're done bein' an aggressive wildebeest, switch with me". peter calls out to the other man. miguel blinks, the trance of being so deep in your pussy breaking. his brows furrow and he clenches his teeth as he looks up at peter.

"wildebeest? really?" miguel questions the other man's audacity. peter ignored the glare miguel was giving him and moved, gently laying you down on the pillow that was always paired with the break room couch.

peter stood up, unbuckling his belt as he shoved miguel's shoulder. miguel removed his hand from your neck to slap peter on his own shoulder, but peter skillfully dodged it. "move", peter pressured, "it's my turn. look at my poor girl, you've been too rough with her".

"your poor girl?" miguel scoffs. peter rolls his eyes. "yes, mine. now move".

you gasped at the loss of contact with miguel, your heartbeat picking up. through your hooded eyes, you see miguel get lightly shoved by peter away from you, and you let out a small giggle.

the noise of your happiness catches peter’s attention and makes him smile. he undoes the buckle on his belt and sighs in contentment when his erection is finally freed from the confines of those painfully uncomfortable boxers of his. peter, the big dork, hums while he aligns his cock to your hole.

you think he'll go easy on you, that he'll be gentle like he always is. the way he caressed your body, his hands gently gliding up and down lured you into a false sense of hope that he'd give you his dick inch by inch, like he always did. because peter, your peter, is a sweetheart.

but your peter is always unpredictable.

peter slams his hips forward. in one hard and swift motion, your cunt is stretched open and pulsing on peter's cock. peter groans loud and broken, his fingers digging into your sides. "shit". he speaks low and dark, and you're sure he's gone now.

his free hand trails down to your pussy and he toys with the cute little bundle of nerves with a shit-eating grin on his face. "look at you", he coos, "such a cute pussy. all for me, right?" peter runs a soft finger over your clit.

with miguel, you know what you're getting into. one look at him and you know you'll get the roughest dick appointment of your life. but with peter, you could never tell. one day, he could make the most passionate, gentle love with you as if you were the most fragile being in the world, but the next day he could—

"my princess is so beautiful, isn't she? god, she is". peter moans, more to your pussy than to you. his cock is going agonizingly slow while his work on your clit was picking up. the sensation from both was too much for your head.

he could be the biggest, rudest, hottest tease in the whole damn multiverse.

"peter", you cried, "please, s-stop teasing". you stammered pathetically. "need you, need your cock so bad". you cry. peter tilts his head, feigning innocence as if he wasn't deep in your stomach. "what do ya' mean, honey? 'm already inside, aren't i?"

"no!" you huff, your reaction surprising peter. your hands wiped away the tears in your pretty eyes and peter swears he feels his cock getting harder inside of you as you look up at him like that. all teary-eyed and desperate. he knows what you want, and wants to give it to you, but he needs to hear you say it.

"no?" peter parrots. "no? what, you want me to pull out?" he asks you in that sickeningly annoying tone of his. you shake your head, a miserable sob racking through your chest. you know he can feel it— the hot juices that ran down your thighs. you know what game he's playing too, and while you would usually push back, you were too desperate.

"please, peter, baby, please". you moaned, shuffling around to push your own hips down on his cock. you looked up at him through your lashes, your pretty eyes still welling with tears. a small wave of pleasure ran through you as you felt peter's thick cock stretch you out just a bit more, causing you to bite your lip.

oh.

it was like a switch flipped in peter. suddenly his hips were moving, faster than they were before. no prep pace before, just fast and focused fucking on peter's part. your cunt feels much hotter and silkier than it did before, and peter hopes you'll forgive him for being so embarrassing.

pat-pat-pat— the sound is loud in your ears. your moans grow louder and louder, your pussy fluttering so tightly around peter. "peter!" you sob, your hand clutching peter's bicep. "g-gonna cum!"

peter hears you and decides to put an end to all the torture you had to endure throughout the night. he nods to your words, in a daze as he chases his own orgasm. "i hear ya', honey". he mutters to you, a broken smile on his face. "g'nna give it to you, just— hold on, yeah?"

peter's cock rubs every inch of the silky walls inside of you, and your body burns. it all happens so quickly, a grip on your side here, a harsh thrust inside you there, and you're exploding.

you cry peter's name, holding a tight grip on miguel's hand, who had offered it to you in your daze. peter lets out a low groan as he finally cums alongside you, the feeling of your cunt spasming around him and the sight of your juices trailing down your thighs making him moan out.

as the high wears out, peter slips out of you very carefully. he helps hoist you up against miguel's chest with a smile. he leans in and presses a kiss to your lips, which you gratefully return.

"did so well, honey. always so good to us". peter praises you and feels his heart warm as you smile. you miss the way peter punches miguel in the arm, gesturing to you with a nod. you also miss the way peter cringes at the way miguel gets embarrassed when he rubs your arm up and down.

"you... did great. we'll take you home now. i hope you learned your lesson".

HELLO MY BABIES <333 i am so so soooooo srry 4 the inactivity, but im back now and i plan 2 deliver!! i hope u all enjoyed this lil drabble thingie!!

[neptunecove]

you guys,,,, i dont know what to say,,, jakes fuckin idol,,,,,,,,,,,, i dont even have the strength to post about it THIS TOOK TOO MUCH ENERGY OUT OF ME

[jokenotfunny]

“we’re going to summer camp bitches!”

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chapter 1 of my stranger things summer camp horror story

eddie x fem!reader (reader is canonically hot and everyone loves her i don’t make the rules 🙇🏾‍♀️)

except yes i do.

future warnings : suggestive language , cursing , blood and gore , heavy flirting , eddie being down bad 🫤, reader being hot , steve being hot , robin being hot , eddie being hot, nancy being hot , look everyone’s just hot okay? and i can’t think of anymore rn 🤨

a/n: i’m so excited for this story, but until then please send me asks and requests ! the writers block rn is so real 😾 and the only reason i was able to finish this is because of that nice anon i got about my writing earlier 😭. i literally make headcannons for my reader inserts personalities and stuff, i just don’t post them because i think everyone’ll hate them

a/n : also i like how i said this was a sneak peak, it’s literally the majority of the first chapter, because i don’t know when to stop 😭

hawkins, indiana | monday , june 23, 1986 | 12:48 p.m.

"why…is it so damn hot today?" robin asked, nobody in particular as she continued staring blankly into the sky, from her layed-out position on the lawn chair she occupied.

"don't know…ask god or something." eddie mumbled from the chair next to her, lying in the same position but lying onhis stomach with his bare back facing the sky, and his eyes closed.

the silence had once again taken over until the soft snores of steve caused the two, to slowly look on the left side of robin, where he layed in his own chair as well, shades on and curled up on his side, facing them.

"how can he sleep so calmly in this heat?" robin asked incredulously.

"no idea…ask god or something." eddie mumbled again, flipping over onto his back to stare at the sky as well, betore deciding it was too bright and flipping back over onto his stomach again.

"why do you keep saying that, are you high?" robin asked curiously.

"because, robin. it's too hot to say anything else, and no." he replied, looking to his now left, at the forth member of their little group who had also not said anything since this little conversation started.

"oh my god.….robin. i think the sun killed nancy…." eddie trailed off, reaching his arm over to lazily rest his hand on her bare shoulder, from where he was laying.

“what?” robin asked, slightly sitting up to look over eddie, and at nancy who was laid in a similar position as robin but with her arms crossed over her stomach and her head now lolled to the side, from eddie’s slight shaking of her shoulder.

“my fuckin’ gosh, the heat killed her, rob!” eddie exclaimed, quietly. (how that’s possible i have no idea)

before eddie and robin could go into any further type of panic though, nancy started to groan before, slowly opening her eyes and sitting up, looking over at the two confusedly.

“who died?” nancy asked, trying to remember where she was, before she remembered that she’s the one who suggested that the four lounge around steve’s pool, for the early summer afternoon, before their usual fifth member joined them for the day.

“you did.” both of them said simultaneously, now calmed down, before going back to their previous positions.

“oh.” nancy said boredly, before getting up, and starting to head back inside of steve’s house.

“where you going, nance?” robin asked confusedly.

“yeah, come back here and burn with the rest of us!” eddie slurred deliriously.

“i’ll be right back, i’m just going to get us some more drinks!” she called out from the distance , before the door shut behind her though, she heard steve’s voice say-

“someone said drinks?” he asked excitedly, before his voice trailed off towards the end, signaling that he fell back to sleep.

chuckling to herself at her friends antics, she made her way towards steve’s kitchen before, hearing movement from within it, and quiet humming. as she rounded the corner, she was met with the sight of you, taking four cokes out of steve’s fridge, then trying to balance them in your arms.

the sound of someone walking into the room alerted you, and you turned quickly, only to see nancy, coming into the kitchen.

“oh, hey nance! i love your bathing suit!” you exclaimed smiling enthusiastically at her. “i was just about to come bring these out to you guys.”

“thanks. and here i’ll carry two.” she said taking them from you before you dropped them.

“thanks” you said as you two started to walk back outside towards steve’s backyard

as you slightly walked in front of her, nancy was able to look over your outfit, remembering where you had just came from.

“so! how was aerobics with your mom?” she asked you, remembering how on the phone the previous night, you had told her that your mom was back in town for the week, and wanted to have a mother-daughter day, before catching up with her own friends. as nancy continued admiring looking over your outfit.

you had on a maroon leotard, that accentuated your curves perfectly, with mustard yellow stockings underneath, and a bandeau top to match them. (pretty much imagine that one outfit that lisa wore at the end of weird science, but with the colors listed above 😭)

“oh! it was good, i hardly broke a sweat this time! thank the lord.” you replied jokingly, nudging her arm. “you, robin, and i should go to a class one day, i think you two would really like it, plus you guys would look so good in the outfits! i could even try to get max, el and erica to-” you inquired, slightly trailing off towards the end, before tilting your head and looking over at the pool confusedly.

“yeah maybe…they were barely concious two seconds ago?!” she said confusedly, as you two stopped at the sight before you.

two of the three previously, sluggish bodies that occupied the side of steve’s pool, were now stood on the side of it laughing hysterically, as steve had just finished yelling at them, then angrily marched out of the pool and began chasing them around, trying to whip them with his (now) wet towel.

as you and nancy began laughing to each other and continuing your conversation, robin had noticed the two of you.

“wow. eddie don’t cream your pants or anything, buttt your “darling” is here and-“ she cut herself off with a whistle.

as eddie and steve stopped goofing off and looked over to see what she was talking about, eddie groaned, covering his face and dramatically dropping himself down, sinking back into his chair.

“jesus christ. why is she so fine?” he groaned, clutching over his heart.

“have you seen her mother? i guess it just runs in the family, man.” robin answered flippantly.

“okay first of all, eddie do not pitch a tent next to my pool, and two, would you two stop thirsting over my friend?” steve asked.

“umm i’m her best friend, dingus.” robin replied.

“no, we literally grew up together, i’m her best friend. and she lives right next door! do you know how many of her family photos i’m in?” steve defended and bragged.

“doesn’t matter, kiddos! because i’m her favorite! she calls me “baby”and everything!” eddie swooned, jokingly closing his hands together and batting his eyes.

before the three could continue going back and forth, you and nancy finally got to them.

“hey guys!” you said excitedly to the three. “i’d hug you guys, but i’m sure you’re all really hot.” you explained, handing steve and robin their drinks.

“i’ll actually take that hu-“ eddie smirked, before being cut off

“shut up eddie.” robin and steve groaned simultaneously.

“y/n has something to tell us.” nancy chimed in, handing a can to eddie, before sitting back in her seat.

“so…you know how we talked about how we like, never get to do normal teenagey things?” you asked them walking back and forth in front of each of their chairs, once you got their attention.

they all let out simultaneous hums of agreement, as they waited for her to get to her point.

“well…. we’re going to summer camp bitches!” you whooped excitedly, waiting for them to do the same.

“…what 😐?” they all said at the same time.

(nancy:🧍🏾‍♀️robin: 😧 eddie: 😐 steve: 🤨)

“…further explanation please?” steve asked, making you pout in annoyance.

“yeah.. i mean not to burst your overly excited bubble or anything, but aren’t we all too old for summer camp?” robin asked.

“well yeahhhh.” you said obviously, pulling the flyer out of your shirt, handing it to nancy. “that’s why we’ll be camp counselors!” you said excitedly once again waiting for them to get excited as well.

as you spent about 20 more minutes trying to get them to agree, they finally started to relent.

“okay, well what about work?” steve added.

“i already talked to keith already, and he said it was fine, he actually even said that you’ll still get paid, when i asked!” you said gingerly, making steve and robin look at each other and shrug, before agreeing.

“that’s sounds cool! did you tell the kids about it?” nancy asked, after she finished reading the paper, and handing it back to you.

“yeah, i just need to ask their parents, but that should go fine!” you said nonchalantly.

“why, you?” eddie asked.

“they told me that their parents are more likely to hear me out, for some reason.” you said, shrugging your shoulders.

“because the parents love her so much.” steve rolled his eyes, waving his hands sarcastically.

“ignore him, he’s just mad that he’s not the “OG babysitter”. ” robin joked.

as they began to go back and forth, you rambled out.

“alsoialreadysignedusupandwekindaneedtostartpackinglikeyesterdaysowecanleavefridaynight!” you rambled all in one breath before quickly trying to make your escape before they put together what you said.

( for those not trying to decipher that, she said “also i already signed us up and we kinda need to start packing like yesterday, so we can leave friday night! )

unfortunately robin put it together fairly quickly, what with her being a rambler herself. “woah, what? when did you have time to sign us all up?” she asked, getting up and holding you by the shoulders.

“two days ago.” you grimaced, as they all groaned your name. “i got the confirmation letter today! i was going to ask you guys yesterday, but i was too busy! and then before my mom and i left for aerobics this morning, the letter was already in my mailbox!” you defended yourself.

“okay, so wait..if you just got the letter this morning, when did you have time to talk to keith, about us taking off?” steve asked, gesturing between him and robin.

“ummm like right before i came over here.” you said, shrugging.

“..so after your aerobics class?” robin asked, realizing something.

“…yyyeah?” you said confusedly.

“and he just….didn’t care that we’d be gone for, what? a month?” steve asked looking at robin knowingly.

“and he even agreed to give us paid time off?” robin added.

“hey y/n, where did you see keith, anyway?” nancy asked grimacing.

“at family video! i stopped by before i came here to ask for you guys. it was practically empty in there too, so we were able to talk in private!”

“were you wearing that?” robin got to the point everyone was trying to make, gesturing to your outfit.

“yeah.” you said obviously. “why, what’s with the 3rd degree guys?” you asked, crossing your arms.

“baby, i think you accidentally seduced keith into giving our friends here, paid time off.” eddie sighed into his hands.

“…oh…” you froze, remembering that he was kind of quick to do what you wanted. “well it worked so-“ you shrugged. “and i mean, any of us could of done that honestly, maybe except steve, but you know..” you joked.

“why is it always make fun of steve day, huh? you know what you all need to leave anyways, go pack so we can be ready for friday!” he jokingly stormed off, to go back into his house.

“we love you, steve!” you called after him, giggling as he flipped you off.

“anyways! he’s right, you guys get to packing! i have some parents to start convincing!” you winked, running ahead of them, to the entrance of steve’s fence, quickly ushering them out as they passed you, and went to their respective cars.

you ran back to your house, as you changed clothes, you were mentally making a list of which parents it’d be easiest to hardest to convince.

~ easiest - hardest to convince ❥~

1. claudia henderson (dustin’s mom)

2. karen wheeler (mike’s mom)

3. sue & charles sinclair (lucas and erica’s parents)

4. ms. mayfield (max’s mom)

5. joyce byers (will’s mom)

5. hopper (el’s dad)

“alrighty then! wish me luck!” you said to yourself, before making your way out of the house.

a/n: i’m so excited for this story, but until then please send me asks and requests ! the writers block rn is so real 😾 and the only reason i was able to finish this is because of that nice anon i got about my writing earlier 😭. i literally make headcannons for my reader inserts personalities, and relationships with other characters and stuff.

a/n: also i can’t think of what to call this reader 😭 i usually give her a nickname or something but i can’t think of one, i’m thinking “darling” right now. if you guys have ideas let me know !

[the1975attheirverybest]

as someone who as had a gun pulled on me and aimed at me (I was almost shot) How do you think Matty would react to something similar happening to reader? you can make it whatever scenario you like i would just like to know if protective matty would kick in? your thoughts?

Oh my gosh, baby, I’m so so sorry that this happened to you!!!! I’m glad you weren’t shot, obviously, but are you okay??

It actually happened to a friend of mine when I was in college, she was robbed at gunpoint, and it was pretty traumatic. I made her sleep over at my place for a week cuz she was terrified to be alone (and understandably so!)

I’d imagine he would do something similar. Like, in the immediate aftermath, he would have no time to think or feel things, he’d just spring into action. Be by her side. Help her go to the police, if she wanted to. Go on her behalf if she didn’t feel emotionally stable. Help her fill out the paperwork that they ask you for. Like, with my friend, she had to give them a list of the things that were stolen as well as give a statement, so he’d hold her hand while she did that, and help her remember stuff around the house, if she was too scared to think straight. He would take her back to his place, of course, cuz he’s NOT letting her out of his fuckin sight.

If she wanted to talk about it and vent and try to make sense of it, he would of course listen. If she didn’t feel ready to, then he would try to comfort her. Cuddles and kisses and warm blankets and anything she wanted to do to distract herself. If she just wanted to talk about other thing, or watch a movie, or be around people, whatever it is that she needs, he would make it happen instantly no matter what. He wouldn’t sleep that night. He’d wrap his arms around her and make sure she felt safe and protected, but he would just stay up all night watching her sleep and wondering what the fuck he could’ve done to protect her.

The next morning, as soon as business hours begin, he is OUT to find the best at-home-security cameras there is. And me of those that will trigger and alarm and automatically call the police / let the company know there’s trouble. He wouldn’t let her step foot back at her home before he’s had this shit paid for and installed. He puts his phone number down as additional emergency contact info. He will NOT let anything like this happen to her ever again.

Once everything’s taken care of, and he’s certain she’s safe and okay and surrounded by people where she won’t be hurt. He goes to talk to the boys about it, and that’s when he breaks down and finally cries cuz WHAT IF SHE HAD DIED?!’ What if something had gone wrong?? One wrong move and the gunman would’ve fuckin killed her and Matty would have lost the love of his life for ever and he doesn’t think he could ever breathe without her in his life, let alone on this planet. The boys would have to help him calm the fuck down and pull it together before he can call her (a thousand times) to check in on her over the next week or so.

[stargirlfics]

A thot. Five am you're still awake trying to finish but you can't , neighbor!Sam who is running by your house for his morning workout hears you. 👀

I’m obsessed with this idea oh my gosh! Hope you don’t mind if I expand on it a bit!

Sam Wilson is the kind of guy that can always make you feel special and being your neighbor and all sometimes he’d stop by your place to say hi

Not that you were super close but you know each other, he’s helped you move a few heavy pieces of furniture from time to time, given you gardening tips, helped you fix the hole in your porch stairs that one time

You’re acquainted let’s just say that, and maybe there was one time you almost kissed on the porch when he saw you watering your plants and struck up a conversation but that’s besides the point

Today, Sam heard some noises as he was running past your house and thought it was odd, you weren’t ever awake this early when he went on runs

The window to your bedroom was open just slightly from what he could see from the side of your house and as he stopped to listen for more sounds…he put it together

Sounds like you were having a real good time given the buzzing sound and your obvious whimpers

Poor thing, Sam thought

God how he wanted to give you a hand, put that toy to shame to be exact, make you feel so good you have him coming round every day

Sam couldn’t tell you how often he fantasized about you, about getting to touch you and please you, he’d die a happy man if he ever got the chance

Something was telling him to knock on your door, he knew there was chemistry between you, hell you’d been the one that had leaned in first in your almost-kiss, maybe he just needed to be bold

And so he was, patiently waiting on your porch, body leaned against your doorway, nerves going wild until you opened your door and he smirked at the way your chest rose heavily

“Sam?! What are you-…”

“If you need a hand with that I’m here you know, you can call me anytime you need to finish, darlin.”

Five minutes later Sam had you sprawled on all fours, his face between your thighs, tongue licking feverishly at your center while his hands kept your ass up in the air where he wanted

No fuckin way this was your life right now

You had to be dreaming but you wanted to stay in this dream for as long as possible

“Look at you, there you go. Push back on my fingers, go on. They’re so much bigger than yours, huh.”

What a menace

This was so much better than going at it alone like you had been all night

Sometimes you just needed a big, strong, handsome man to come help you out

He was leaving wet kisses along your ass as he worked two of his fingers into your pussy, his other hand snaking around to rub your clit

And you…well you were gone from the world with so much pleasure, your moans and whimpers muffled against the sheets as you let your body move as it wanted

“Please oh my god!”

“Gonna cum already? That’s cute, baby.”

You would have told him to fuck off but he chose that very second to get his mouth back onto you, matching the rhythm of your hips perfectly and the words died in your throat

It didn’t help when you opened your eyes and looked around to see him stroking his dick, the sight of it was what sent you right over the edge

He was huge and your brain couldn’t do much but short circuit

He knew how to use his hands and his mouth and you had no intentions of letting him leave until you figured out how he could fuck

And Sam had every intention of showing you just how much good he could bring to your life

It’s a good thing you were neighbors!

[xichengyi]

Spending a Day with Jiujiu Wei Wuxian

JC: ok now Wei Wuxian Jingyi needs a nap at 2 pm, and you need to feed him exactly 12 and after that he needs to--"

Jc was cut off by Wei Wuxian

WY: Yeah yeah Jiang Cheng you've rumbling about that since earlier, trust me at taking care of Jingyi

while rocking Jingyi in his arms and Jiang Cheng sighed

JC: that's the problem I don't trust you on taking care of A Yi

and he rolled his eyes while Wei Wuxian gasped

WY: you've hurt my feelings A Cheng

JC: Oh yeah? The last time i let you took care of A Yi you forgot to let him burp and change diapers

Wei Wuxian grimace of that memory

XC: now now A Cheng just give Wuxian a chance on taking care of A Yi for sure he won't forget again.

Lan Xichen smiled at him but he knows that's a warning from the dominant alpha not to fuck things up again

WY: What a scary alpha husband Jiang Cheng has 🥲( he thought)

Wei Wuxian gulped and Jiang Cheng sighed,

JC: Ok i trust you Wuxian

And Jiang Cheng kissed Jingyi's forehead and scented him with his pheromones and scent, Xichen genuinely smiled at the scene infront of him and he also kiss and scented his pup

JC: adie will miss you Ayi

JY: Bwabwa, awdie

WY: You two will be late to your date, go now and trust Ayi with me

And he escorted the couple to the front door

Jiang Cheng's omega and Xichen's alpha was reluctant to leave their pup with someone due to their past trauma but they also need to bond with each other they've been hella busy these past few months.

WY: Bye² baba, adie

Wei Wuxian used his childish voice while using Jingyi's hand to wave goodbye to his parents departing car.

Wei Wuxian sighed,

WY: its just me and you A Yi let's go

JY: Abwabwa

WY: Yes yes litol guy

and he kissed Jingyi's chubby cheeks and that made the baby Jingyi laugh, he can smell Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen's scent and pheromones.

WY: Gosh your baba and adie scented you so much, your baby scent can't be smelled anymore they're so overprotective of you.

Wei Wuxian is a beta and betas can only smell the pheromones and scent of the alpha and omegas but it doesn't have any effects on him, if his second gender was an alpha or omega maybe he already died due to suffocation of the scents and pheromones that's on Jingyi. If the smell is strong so does the effect.

Alpha and omegas tend to scent their pups to avoid danger and predators, the superior the gender is the stronger the scent.

Lan Xichen is a rare dominant alpha and Jiang Cheng is also a rare dominant omega which makes their scent and pheromones fusty that just 6 feets away from the pup can lead to suffocation of death.

If the predator is a beta like him they won't need to worry where their pup is, cruel it may sound but they have microchip planted inside Jingyi's ear to locate his whereabouts and it will be only taken away when he is old enough to take care of his self and produce his own pheromones and scent to protect his self and assert dominance.

He lied down on the couch and let Jingyi sit on his chest

WY: Ayi you can only speak baba and adie, how bout jiujiu?"

Jy just tilted his head not understanding anything

WY: follow me jiujiu

JY: Shuii shui

WY: noo, jiujiu Xian

JY:tyow tyow

After many tries on Wei Wuxian teaching Jingyi on pronouncing his name he gave up and suddenly he smelled something like burnt... Oh no the rice!

WY: Fuck!! The rice stay here Ayi

and he left the baby on the floor running to the rice cooker.

WY: wew that was close

and he turned to the baby

WY: Ayi just stay here ok? Jiujiu will just also play

Wei Wuxian gave Jingyi his toys and Wei Wuxian also started playing with his consoles

WY: Fuck! Ha! Yeah eat shit!

WY: Shit!

WY: What da heck? Your excuse is such a bullshit, lag is a lame excuse you're just a fuckin noob

Wei Wuxian played for hours when he looked at the clock and his eyes widened its already 1 o clock!

JC: Ayi needs to eat at exactly 12!

He remembered his brother's reminder

WY: Holy! Damn!

he quickly carried Jingyi and feed him baby food

WY: well what's wrong with just an hour late right Ayi?

Jingyi nods and enjoys his baby food and drinks his milk after eating

WY: ayoo let us burp you up little guy

He carried Jingyi and tap his little back while swaying left right and he heard the cutest little burp and Wei Wuxian melted into it

WY: aww that was cute

and he kissed Jingyi's s cheeks. Jingyi giggled. They played and played and change his diapers and shirts and played again that they didn't notice the time again, Wei Wuxian forgot one thing..

JC: We're ho- what the fudge?! Wei Wuxian why is Ayi still awake?!"

Shoot!! He forgot to take Jingyi his nap yikes 😬

JY: bwabwa adwie!!!😄

Jingyi shouts when he saw his parents and he wriggles out on Wei Wuxian's hold, he wants to be with his parents.

WY: About that hehe

Wei Wuxian just scratched his head

Xichen just sighed and picked up his son and smell his pup's scent his alpha calmed down.

Jc just sighed and massage his head

JC: you reall-

JY: fwuk!😄

The three of them stopped breathing and eyes widened maybe they misheard it

JY: bwabwa adwie wushyt fwuk😄

and a giggle was followed by, they heard it right this time. Wei Wuxian was nervous and he doesn't know why and he slowly step back away.

Jc turned to his pup and smiled

JC: Ayi who taught/ where did you heard you that?

Jingyi flashed his big smile

JY: jwujwu thianthian 😄 i hweard hwim thay dowys whay pweying twevi🤗

Jiang Cheng turned to Wei Wuxian he widened his eyes

WY: ahehe A Cheng i think I should go 😅

JC: WEI YING!!!

And Wei Wuxian ran for his life while a mad Jiang Cheng running after him with a thick ass broom

JC: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO CURSE WHILE PLAYING INFRONT OF AYI! YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

WY: IM SORRY A CHENG I DIDN'T KNOW AYI WAS LISTENING!!

JC: COMEBACK HERE!! IM GONNA BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS!

Xichen just sighed he knows his husband is rapping some curse words on his brother right now, good thing he can only hear some muffled noise inside and a car engine starting on.

He felt a heavy weight on his neck and he saw his pup leaning to him.

JY: bwabwa Ayi thlepy

Xc kiss his son's head as he heard a little yawn

Xichen: hmm good night bud

And he sways his body slowly left and right rocking Jingyi in his arms.

Hope you enjoyed it💙💜

[ladyloveandjustice]

NOBODY TOLD ME CARMILLA WAS A CATGIRL

 As if she wasn’t ALREADY an icon, she can turn into a black cat??? and feeds on pretty girls? as a cat???

well i get the idea was old school vampires could turn into anything (I’d say we should bring that back but i imagine werewolves would get mad) but it would be so funny to me. Carmilla’s a lesbian of course she wants to turn into a cat I feel you girl

anyway yeah this whole novel is extremely funny listening to as a modern person Carmilla is so flagrant about her intentions she doesn’t even have to try with these people. (also the narrator for the audiobook does a very over the top ‘I vant to suck you blood” voice for her so that just adds to it)

She hits on Laura constantly. just. 

with gloating eyes she drew me to her, and her hot lips traveled along my cheek in kisses; and she would whisper, almost in sobs, “You are mine, you shall be mine, you and I are one for ever.”

and Laura’s like “i don’t understand why she does this. are we related (lol stay tuned). OR IS SHE A MAN IN DISGUISE LIKE IN MY ROMANTIC ADVENTURE NOVELS??? no, i guess not. god i’m out of explanations, guess she’s crazy, anyway here’s another paragraph about how hot she is.”

Then there’s just this entire sequence that’s so funny like a funeral procession that goes by and Laura sings along with the funeral procession and it’s like 

Carmilla: STOP SINGING THAT SHIT! FUCK! MY EARS!

Laura: but someone died. You know how all these women have been mysteriously dropping dead near our home? it sure is weird, anyway there was a girl-

Carmilla: I don’t remember the names of peasants

Laura: wow, ok.

Carmilla: Can you not assume everyone shares your religion? also like, what’s so bad about dying. in my opinion it’s great. it is a fantastic time, take it from me. anyway, hold me really tight until I forget your shitty Christian song.

Laura: ok!!! 

Carmilla: yeeeeeah baby squeeze harder that’s the stuff

genuinely extremely funny

even funnier is when this guy comes by, and though Laura makes some shitty comments about him being a hunchback, he is out there making the correct calls, because he says “yeah a vampires out there killing people”  then is immediately like “but I assume it is a man” and Carmilla is clearly secretly cackling about breaking the vampire glass ceiling. Then he’s like “oh unrelated to the vampire thing, hey girl notice you have really sharp teeth. man don’t those hurt? I’m good at dentistry I can yank it out. so you don’t have that ugly fish tooth” and Carmilla is like “GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! GOD I SHOULD BURN HIM ALIVE” but then calms down as soon as he leaves. I’m just. incredible. This man walked up to a vampire and was like “want me to pry those shitty fangs out of your mouth with some pliers” what a legend.

also very funny is when Laura’s dad comes home and is like “don’t worry we’re not like those superstitious peasants we don’t have to be afraid of disease because we love God, who made all of nature-”

Carmilla: yeah and nature made this, ahem, disease too. It’s totally natural. so what does that tell you. about “God”.

Laura’s dad: ...

Carmilla: fuckin’ CHECKMATED.

Laura’s dad: well anyway a doctor’s coming

Carmilla: ppft, doctor couldn’t cure me, bitch.

Laura: gosh you were sick???

Carmilla: don’t worry about it.

like honestly i love her. she’s out here making great points.

AND she’s poetic. look at this shit.

“But to die as lovers may—to die together, so that they may live together. Girls are caterpillars while they live in the world, to be finally butterflies when the summer  comes; but in the meantime there are grubs and larvae, don’t you see—”

Like, I love that she’s making arguments for Laura to join her as a vampire. She’s not just being lazy and locking her in as castle like Dracula, she wants Laura to be in on this, she wants her to see that every man they have to deal with is a grub and larvae and that she should become beautiful butterfly with her.

anyway after this Laura finds an old picture that looks EXACTLY LIKE CARMILLA, noting it has a mole on her throat exactly where she does (that’s such a cool detail for a vampire to have tbh) but her dad is just like haha sure honey but Carmilla plays it cool and explains she’s descended from this woman and Laura’s like omg I’m distantly related to the Karnstiens too~ and Carmilla is literally targeting her distant descendant huh. guys i hate to say this but Carmilla’s problematic :/ disappointed in her :/

but baby who wouldn’t want to join her lesbian death cult

“I am sure, Carmilla, you have been in love; that there is, at this moment, an affair of the heart going on.”

“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”

How beautiful she looked in the moonlight!

Shy and strange was the look with which she quickly hid her face in my neck and hair, with tumultuous sighs, that seemed almost to sob, and pressed in mine a hand that trembled.

Her soft cheek was glowing against mine. “Darling, darling,” she murmured, “I live in you; and you would die for me, I love you so.”

Laura’s like HAHA ANOTHER OF HER WEIRD FITS OF INSANITY AGAIN HAHA WHAT A STANGE (hot) GIRL Carmilla is being so patient and this girl must be on her last nerve,  I feel bad for her.

But she does get a reward, for she turns into a black cat and sucks some of Laura’s blood that night and then plays it off like “omg I too saw a cat last night how strange” and to me it like she’s imagining the future where Laura can also turn into a cat and suck her blood. She just wants some mutual sucking here. Rooting for her.

(It does take a lot of the tension out of things that Laura explicitly says she’s narrating all this ten years later so we know she survives (and also from how she talks is not a vampire) so we can guess the ending, because I’d be 50/50 on her chances otherwise. going to travel back in time 150 years to give LeFanu my critique).