#AND THEN THAT DAMN HAMSTER GETS 100K

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124 posts created (10%)

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I tagged 1,217 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#the old guard - 152 posts

#ask me anything - 107 posts

#fandom - 95 posts

#fanart - 79 posts

#laugh rule - 79 posts

#our flag means death - 65 posts

#the truest of facts - 61 posts

#always a sucker for an askmeme - 60 posts

#joe x nicky - 49 posts

#yes good - 33 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#when i actively and regularly trawl through every fic my fave authors have written in the hopes of reading that exact thing except different

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, POV Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Historical, 14th Century, Reunions, Canon-Typical Violence, Light Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, This is a love story Summary:

Yusuf hates resurrecting alone.

(In which Yusuf falls off a cliff into a river and has to find his way back again. Like you do.)

66 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

#4

"Tell me what happened. Don't be modest."

"Tell me what happened. Don't be modest." Joe's eyes are twinkling in a manner that Nile does not find endearing in the slightest.

She heaves out a sigh. "Look, I don't know why it matters."

"It was very impressive," Nicky says, the corners of his mouth twitching suspiciously. "I have truly never seen the like."

Nile glares at him. "Et tu, Nicolò?"

"Come, it can't be so very terrible," Joe coaxes. "I promise you I have seen worse."

"Worse?" Nile gestures down at herself. "Are you kidding me, this is a brand new sweater, I really liked this sweater. Do you know how hard it is to get bloodstains out of white cashmere?"

"Yes, actually, quite intimately," Joe says. "Although I'm still not sure how you managed--"

"Head wounds," Nicky says sagely. "They bleed a lot."

"Right, but I thought you were teaching her how to win at darts. Even Booker could not manage to injure himself on a pub dart."

Nile puts her head in her hands. "It wasn't a dart."

"Nile," Nicky says cheerfully, "has been learning knife tricks from Andy."

"Oh, no," Joe says, badly concealing his grin.

"Oh, yes," Nile grumbles. "You know that thing, with the pocketknife, where you give it that twirl as you throw it--"

"And it goes ping! into the target," Nicky agrees. "Much more fun than those blunt little darts."

"I take it your knife did not go ping into the target," Joe says kindly.

"It bounced right off it," Nile says, dully, resigned to her fate. "And I was standing a little too close to it when I threw. So then--"

Nicky grins outright. "I think the word you are looking for is boomerang."

"Right into my fucking skull. Oh, my god, if you don't stop laughing, Joe, I am gonna--"

"Oh, Nile," Joe wheezes out, when he can catch his breath. "You are going to fit right in."

73 notes - Posted October 30, 2022

#3

Fandom: The Old Guard (Movie 2020) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani/Nicky | Nicolò di Genova Characters: Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, Joe | Yusuf Al-Kaysani, Andy | Andromache of Scythia, strong cameos from all the usual suspects Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Football | Soccer, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, POV Nicky | Nicolò di Genova, they're idiots your honor, Misunderstandings, Minor Andy | Andromache of Scythia/Quynh | Noriko, Everyone Is Gay, working title was "gay kickball fake dating" and i stand by that, past joe/omc and nicky/omc Summary:

In which Nicky joins a queer football club, makes some new friends, and offers to help Joe piss off his ex by pretending to be his new boyfriend. This is a very reasonable scheme that will definitely not lead to any feelings whatsoever.

(a.k.a. gay kickball fake dating)

79 notes - Posted September 3, 2022

#2

my wife accidentally spilled a bunch of hamster food in his habitat and it is the best goddamn night of Hamlet’s life

186 notes - Posted July 29, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

104,359 notes - Posted June 9, 2022

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Thoughts on episode 10

So the third elimination is here....I don't think I am ready to say goodbye to more trainees 😥 

- Still kinda upset that Firewalking and I will always remember did not get more votes. I love Kunkun and my Yuehua boys, but those votes were pure popularity and not on who put on the best show. But congrats to Kunkun and Listen to what I say for winning 🎉

- The fat suits are adorable. I need that alien one, where can I get one? And where the heck is the Yuehua boys? What other commitment did they have?

- ‘’They said it would be emotional and lots of crying.’’

- ‘’Fuck this shit I’m out’’

- If Yueyue and Zhu Rui don't survive, I will cry so much. I need them to be in the top 20, I lost J-One in the first round, so I need these two!

- Bu Fan looks like he is really worried, my heart 😭

- Lin Yanjuns jokes are 👌

- I am so happy that Xingjie survived, I really hope he can be in top 9 next time. He is so talented! Hubahuba

- Why do I feel like whenever they have a speech that I am watching a poetry reading or a motivational seminar? Dude, these guys know how to talk.

- Bu Fan 😭😭😭

- If they don't announce Zhou Rui soon, I will throw my laptop out the door..

- 🍌🍌🍌

- If he cries, I cry

- Gui always rambles one 😄

- Secrets, okayyy

- Omg, the way they play with eachother 😄

- Bu Fanfans soft side revealed! Cute

- "Bro, want to eat eggs?" 😂😂

- We are talking about showering for 1 hour, and you say it's your way of releasing? No...just no. Stress, suuuure

- Yess, feed the boys!! Go kunkun 🙌

- Don't shiw me such good times beforw you'rw gonna break my heart, still not ready..

- IF RUI DOES NOT GET THE 20TH THEN I AM GONNA SCREAAAAM

- A mistake indeed

- Justin ❤

- Chengcheng, if you cry, I cry

- Damn, Kunkun got 17m votes??? Wow

- Revealing it this way is just too cruel..

- It's really sad to see that they didn't get as many votes..under 100k, that must feel awful compared to the other 1m and up

- Nooooooooooo, whyyyy 😭😭😭😭😭

- Seriously trying to hold back tears now

- You go Rui, promote yourself!!!

- The hamster fell down far... But I truly believe they have a bright future in yuehua, a great group will debut!

- I feel like I lost 10years of my life watching this, but the next ranking will be even worse! You can never predict whats going to happen.

- The next episode looks cool, a concept with the trainers, I like!