#AND NOBODY TOLD ME SHIT
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Tell me why after years of bad skin cus of puberty, its my partner and my dad who tell me how to take care of it
#not trying to stereotype women and men by saying women are supposed to take care of their skin more but i really thought my mom would know#a little bit about skin care since her face is so clear all the time#but after all i do take after my dad when it comes to bad skin#and im not surprised that he knows more about skin care than mom just because hes a guy but i really thought she would know the bare minimum#i love my mom and dad so much#but seriously#ive been suffering with awful skin all throughout middle school#AND NOBODY TOLD ME SHIT#so hopefully i can clear up my skin for highschool and stuff#i really hope i have a glow up#willow speaks ♡#rambles
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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:
“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”
#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you#andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech#pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image#at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up#andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine#they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good#they were sooooo wrong#because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought#for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS#he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills#one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him#and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way#he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me#they’ve threatened to change his password so many times#they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended#and he made a new account out of pure spite#his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image#and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then#(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back#andrew minyard#aftg#tfc#trk#tkm#the foxhole court#all for the game
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why does every reconciliation fic go like this
#my dc posting#jason todd#red hood#jason todd fanart#ugh i forgot to change tim n dick's skin colours aa i already put my drawing stuff away whatever#bruce wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#<- main offenders#no but. jason will be making some absolutely great points#ill be cheering him on like YEAH know ur fucking value good job call them the fuck out dont fall for their shit!!#then there will be one (1) event n suddenly the author pulls a complete 180#all of jason's valid issues n complaints r swept away without ever being solved#at most he's given a few flimsy excuses or justifications#n suddenly hes all happy n dandy w them#like 🤨🤨🤨 what!!!#like nothing changes nobody makes any effort but apparently one sentence going 'omg no it wasnt like that jason 😭' is enough to sweep#everything under the rug#like why have i never read a fic where anyone actually works to change. to right the wrongs theyve done. to apolgoize and do better.#aside form of course jason going 'i see now that murder is wrong i was stupid n angry for no good reason good thing the pit madness has bee#solved/managed better n i have apologized to Poor Little 10yo Baby Tim whom i hurt and traumatized So Badly how will he ever forgive me...'#'fuck my family wtf is wrong w these assholes' 'i killed the joker for like 3 minutes' 'i love you i have no further issues aside from#Teenage Angst which will be cured via being told my anger is disproportional and of course one (1) hug form my Dearest Father'#when will i read someone 'pullin the alfred card' and jason respondin w 'fuck alfred'. he deserves to be an asshole w the way hes treated..#ok ill stop now im just. very done w this stuff
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playing slay the princess as intended (watching your friend stream it and then roleplaying as improvised ocs for each of ur runs)
#anethia collectibles#slay the princess#so ...#run 1 is i think the witch/thorns where we chose to be very stoic and silent throughout#run 2 is the paranoid/nightmare route (fav) bcus i wanted to get to ask more qns that round and somehow that ended up leading to my poor#little curious guy getting so broken and fractured :3#run 3 is the hero/deconstructed damsel route ....#run 4 is the tower! and being a little shit who is by hell and highwater NOT kneeling down#run 5 is the spectre ... roleplayed as guy who is for reasons he doesnt understand just wants it to be over#and MEOW anyway#nobody told me this game was an rpg .....#but its cool ! i love romances :]#i think its awesome ... the way the hero and the princess are . changing over time . over with each reset#the way they find each other in the long quiet ...... its something so#i love it ...#the hero is so guilty for hurting the princess that he loves and he is scared of hurtign and he wants peace and he doesnt want the eternity#of it .... he loves the . shifting mound (?) is it (?) as much as he hates the work she makes her do as much as he loves todo the workforher#like a blank slate knowing nothing . except that broken wounds can be healed . and then he meets her. and then he meets her over and over#its a million meet cutes for the hero and the princess snd a sweeping tale of love and devotion and salvation in the long wuiet#how many more vessels do you need .....#and its fun to. at least how i played it . the things the hero picks up on#knowingly or unlnowingly with each run#its soooo#every 'remain silent' feels like a callback to the first libe#telling the voices 'itll be okay' after the brightness of the damsel snd that 'ill be okay' after the selfishness n suffering of apotheosis#or after the deconstructed damsel route . and then to the last run. becoming the damsel. seeing it throughcher eyes#and its so . this culminating ammassing of allcthese voices .... and it comes to it all being reflected at eachcother#spectre posseses hero and shifting mound and player becomign whole#anyway i like this love story i find it very tender and swet#... anyway ! this is . none of this is analysis these are just my ocs and the story i made up whilst playing
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We recently hired an older woman truck driver and today she complimented my hair and asked me, "So are you family, or like an ally?" and I answered, "Oh, family 😊" and she got such a happy look and started talking about how glad it made her to have a new job somewhere where people could be openly queer and that she'd never worked somewhere with as high of a percentage of non-cishet people and how good it felt. It was just a really lovely little interaction.
#are you family#nobody has ever really asked me before#this is the second time this month that a coworker has told me that my queer coded-ness has put them at ease#brazenly queer#anyway yet another reason i love my hair even if the upkeep is a pain sometimes#like wearing a great big neon sign that says 'friend!' to other queers#kinda want to get something small with either the nonbinary or genderqueer flag colors to maybe wear or put on my desk#i don't think more than one or two people would even clock it#queer#i don't want to paint my job as like a perfect utopia there are some dumbshit trump suporters in the mix too#but none of them are dumb enough to talk shit in the office#and the office staff is about half LGBTQ
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#us election venting beware:#i am actually a bit annoyed at all the people that told me i was just being pessimistic and it's not healthy to think the worst of people#when yet again we have proven the worst of people wins#and even if it doesn't win (it will) it is still so significantly mobilized and out there#like i know it's not helpful. but i TOLD YOU. everyone thought it wouldn't happen and it DID.#just like nobody thought it would happen THEN and i was apparently the only one around me who saw it coming.#now can we PLEASE take this problem SERIOUSLY and get off our fucking asses and admit it's fucked out there??#the core of our system is bad. it is rotting and the proof is in this joke of an election#so can every white liberal get off my ass for 'bringing down the vibe' or whatever?#you people have been LAZY for a long time. you have been comfortable and unmotivated and been doing NOTHING.#quit focusing on doing your best by voting and get the fuck out there and disrupt. radicalize!#'common sense' is not enough and it never was#i hate to say it but believing the best in the masses in this deeply racist country will disappoint you every time#and i can't believe so many people fell for it again!!!!#i know it's unfair but#i'm finding it really difficult to sympathize with people in my community who are sad and disappointed#when i watched you do NOTHING for YEARS#(not for the people that are actively in danger. my heart breaks for you. i will not stop fighting for you. you didn't deserve this.)#i have never believed that people are fundamentally good and i'm sorry if that's mean but it's just not true#people are fundamentally neutral and you have to WORK to push them towards 'good'#and for too long the pushing has been going in the other direction. but 'pushing' at all is uncouth to you people i guess#get over your decorum. get over your morals that mean nothing. no one else is playing by your rules. DO something. CARE MORE.#sorry. i'm angry. i am filled with rage. and it is mostly directed towards the white intellectual elite.#to anyone who is blindingly furious i see you and i am with you lmao.#to anyone that wants to say 'i told you so' you are so valid.#we keep going.#futhermore: 'it's only four years. we'll recover.' BITCH#ONLY four years? that's four years of DAMAGE that will really hurt people in the meantime#and set up a whole host of problems for the future! the courts my god.#four years of bullshit policy and shit we will have to spend years untangling just to get back to even thinking about making any progress
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being Champion sounds cool and edgy before you actually become Champion and now you have to fucking answer emails
#nobody told me at 10 years old i’d have to write EMAILS. WTF#it’s like 60% of the shit i do#League bureaucracy is actual hell#pokeblogging#rotomblr#pkmn irl#unreality#pokeblr#pokemon irl#irl pokemon#pokemon#irl pkmn#champion floris.txt
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if I had a coin for every time a NCT member went to see Novak playing tennis this year I'd have 2 coins which isn't much but its crazy it happened twice
#nobody told me sicheng was at the lacoste event#you all fake as fuck /j#I can't believe I found out by a retweet in the NCT account#like that SHIT IS CRAZY#also novak side quest go crazy#why was he playing tennis in the great wall with no other than wang yibo#THE WANG YIBO#anyway novak you will forever be iconic#novak djokovic#winwin#dong sicheng#wang yibo
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BLOOD/DEATH //
"You don't get to break my girlfriend's [Mapleshade's] heart and disown your own children and get away with it, you fox-hearted liar!"
"You don't get to break my girlfriend's [Mapleshade's] heart and disown your own children and get away with it, you fox-hearted liar!"
#nobody told me how fun it is to draw your sona beating the shit out of your least favorite character!#mapleshade apologist#appledusk#oc: aurora#blood#tw blood#cw blood#warrior cats fanart#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#artwork#digital drawing#digital illustration#digitalart#drawings#drawing#illustration#wc art#warriors art#waca#selfship#self ship#self shipping#self ship community#self shipper#warrior cats oc#warrior cats#warriors oc#erin hunter warriors
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Guess who's celebrating coming out as trans today!!!
#well TECHNICALLy i've been out as trans for like 2 years before that but 5 years ago on this day i came out to my parents#and then started medically transitioning#so i consider it my trans anniversary#nobody celebrates but me and im celebrating by uhhhhhhh ummm uhhhh#ftm#trans#doods#i guess??? not real art technically#ANYWAY CHASE YOUR DREAMS FOREVER#if you told 13 year old me that i'd be a full on guy with a beard by 22 i think i'd shit myself#in the most positive way possible
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Woke up cranky this morning, debating choosing violence—
#can the children PLEASE learn to READ before they start trying to get into discourse#you guys need to UNDERSTAND the TEXT and the THEORIES before you YAP about them#Jfc I hate it here#0 days since this fandom has annoyed me and I don’t even TALK about the critical stuff#also the ADULT women are just being assholes at this point#nObOdY lETs uS hAVe FuN#and the proceed to shit on brand new readers and spoil them#one person told a new reader to get a Tamlin tattoo ‘you won’t regret it’#what a fucking dick
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japanese cowgirl time
#aka an excuse to draw 1890s western clothes again#she was made to be a rdr2 oc lol.... she joins the van der linde gang and chills w the homies#Akamatsu Reina oc#my art#my oc#oc art#digital art#artists on tumblr#illustration#rdr2 oc#red dead redemption 2 oc#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#she has sad lore just like every other one of my ocs#left her family behind for a new start in life just to wind up in early 1880s america as a japanese woman#girls just shit out of luck sadly#EDIT: NOBODY TOLD ME I WROTE 1992 INSTEAD OF 1892#SHES NOT A VAMPIRE GUYS SHE DIDNT WAIT 100 YEARS TO JOIN A GANG IM SORRY#fixed but like 2 ppl reblogged already so now theres vampire reina running around. sobbing
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Saw a YT vid with the title, "Fandom Can't Handle Asexuality"
You're right, they can't... Because it doesn't fucking exist to them.
#aroace#asexual#enby people arent real either#we're told to stop using neopronouns and to stop being aroace bc 'nobody will take LGBT seriously'#keep being exclusionary#i dont want to be your friend if you're gonna act like that#I'm a genderqueer aroace person who's pronouns are it/its and you're gonna fucking respect that or be called a bigot#this shit has got to stop#also... because it matters#dont be ableist#ever. just dont#one of the main reasons i hate Alastor so much... is the fandom's treatment of him as a character#most of them completely erase his sexuality in favor of shitty crack ships.#I think a QPR with Lucifer or Rosie is a cute idea! but that's it#keep Vox pining for Alastor... that's great too#its like when I tried to erase Porter Gage's Bisexuality.... It was wrong and I've changed (Fallout 4's romanceable companions are cannonic#cannonically bisexual... I don't make the rules) I was just mad because someone had MY BLORBO in a disgusting ship and I got sick of seeing#it... And THEN I learned how to block tags!!!#idk where this is going#i'm just upset that aros and aces and enbys are erased#maybe it's a confirmation bias and i've just spent too long doing demographic research#i HATE demographic research#it takes me to disgusting places#i need to find my sewing patterns so I can refocus my energy into something good
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I'm so mad that so far the only good robin!jason content i've ever found is his original run. Everything i've seen since has just been making him out to be the Angry Bad Problem Child and victim blaming him for dying. How is it that the only fucking good characterization of him is 20 issues from the 1980s
#my dc posting#jason todd#dc#jaybin#robin jason todd#i love jaybin so much but by god there is no fucking content#ppl are just obsessed w making him out to be Bad and Angry to make him becoming red hood make more sense in their heads#look thats what he was always going to be. that what he was always on the track for. look at how angry and unstable he was#SHUT UPPP#from comics anything told to me abt his time as robin after his death means nothing to me#everyone has a different version of canon in their mind and mine will never include a single bit of info abt jaybin said after his death#i have the most horrible brainrotting ''he would not fucking say that'' abt jaybin. nobody gets him like i dooo#<- said as someone who has been angry and problematic and difficult since a young age bc of trauma and mental illness and shit#AND JASON WASNT EVEN HALF AS BAD AS ME#im gonna go reread his og robin run. my safe space#sorry im being soooo annoying abt jaybin rn i just. i love him#i feel like most people only see jaybin as the precursor to red hood#jaybin is only worth something as the backstory of red hood#which like. its fine to like the red hood version of him most#but i like jaybin :( he's my robin. like if there's a robin in a story i'd want it to be jason#so many fics would be sooo good to me if they did not unnecessarily have jason arguing with bruce abt the no-kill thing while STILL ROBIN??#like what are we doing thereeee#ok sorry im done being annoying and venty and whiny now
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guys i've decided that i'm gonna be the one to translate the canon dusttale fics. it's a responsibility that has long been overdue and as the mtt's strongest warrior i will be the one to take up this responsibility. since i need to read the dusttale fics to see what his REAL CANON personality is like so i can finish my horror character analysis i decided to just translate the fic myself anyways. i dont know a lick of korean but i'm sure some research and context clues can fix any errors that pop up and i think i'm well versed in dustlore enough to fill in any gaps from translating
#tricule rant#i have some BALLS to be doing both these projects wtf#WHO TOLD ME I COULD DO THIS. WHO TOLD ME I HAD THE MOTIVATION AND SKILL TO DO THIS#but fr how the HELL HAS the utmv been around for like 7 years and NOBODY has translated the dusttale fics yet??? this is a tragedy#melopomene reference lmao. ANYWAYS i'll work on that soon :3 just gotta finish doing the canon horrortale part of my horror analysis#once i'm done with canon horrortale then i'll get to translating#so im doing a big project for horror. a big project for dust. what does killer get?#NOTHING!!!! he gets nothing from me. mans needs to be humbled anyways smh#ok but fr i dont actually know what i'll do for killer. i WOULD do another character analysis but like.......#i actually think i know killer the LEAST out of the mtt#and also he has the most deleted media. i dont wanna go through an archive to find his shit#plus there are already some amazing killer analysises out there!!!! not sure what else i can do for him#he can get my blessing to marry horror and dust perhaps but that's it
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I love not giving out personal information on the internet where everyone can see!!! Majority of things I say in tags are bullshit!! I have lied to you and I will lie again because guess what! I do not know you! And also it’s funny, I love making things up it’s so fun you all should try it sometime. For example, when was I born? July 7th, 1987. What’s my mother’s name? Jane. What’s MY legal name? Benjamin Gonzalez. What’s my favorite food? Wheatcakes. Favorite color? Aquamarine. Favorite movie? Velocipastor. My favorite shirt? The one that says “I’m older than the internet.” Is any of what I said true? Hell if you know! That’s for me to know and you to wonder about for the next five minutes. Like sorry to burst anyone’s bubble but I do Not know who could be reading my posts or going through my blog at any given opportunity. Likes yes I have my genuine moments but anything that looks like personal info is more than likely a lie
#making things up is so fun i love doing it#making it so that people i don’t know don’t actually know me is really funny actually#i was raised to be very paranoid and trust nobody not even myself and it’s served me well so far#what do you mean i have a hard time keeping/making friends#this isn’t satire or a joke btw i’m being 100% serious when i say most of you glimpse of me in tags is fake#i just like saying shit#why? i told you. it’s funny :D#also i feel like a lot of people don’t realize how easily someone dedicated could piece together who you are irl with enough info#it’s not as hard as you’d like to think which is the scary part
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