#AND IT WILL HAVE FISH!!!!! FISH!!!!

[alfazoings]

new fishmael ego is infesting my brain 💔

[crehador]

so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又��卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

[lowpolyanimals]

Shark from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

[coolerhope]

This is the tweet that is really making me consider spending 6$ on a cute fishing game

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Guys.

Y’all.

I…

I just. I just… i have discovered something. And I have laughed too much. I have laughed every time I have tried to explain it to someone. I cannot get through this.

Look. Okay.

There are two things you need to know, here.

First: There’s a style of Greek pottery that was popular during the Hellenic period, for which most of the surviving examples are from southern Italy. We call them ‘fish plates’ because, well, they’re plates, and they’re decorated with fish (and other marine life).

Like this one, currently in the Met:

Or this one, currently in the Cleveland Museum of Art:

They’re very cool. We’re not 100% sure what they were for, because most of the surviving ones were found as grave goods, but that’s a different post.

The second thing you need to know is that when we (Classics/archaeology/whatever as a discipline) have a collection of artefacts, like vases, sculptures, paintings, etc. and we do not know the name of the artist, but we’re pretty sure one artist made X, Y and Z artefacts, we come up with a name for that artist. There are a whole bunch of things that could be the source for the name, e.g. where we found most of their work (The Dipylon Master) or the potter with whom they worked (the Amasis Painter), a favourite theme (The Athena Painter), the Museum that ended up with the most famous thing they did (The Berlin Painter) or a notable aspect of their style. Like, say, The Eyebrow Painter.

Guess what kind of pottery the Eyebrow Painter made?

[cowardlycowboys]

girl who needs to ask for reassurance would rather be stabbed than admit they have needs

GIRL GENDER FUNNY‼️ POST MADE BY MOST FEMININE HE/THEY SHUT UP‼️

[marciaillust]

almost blown out bsky / twt / ig

[leaff0dil]

They’re so silly

[annqennel]

Limlife my beloved (I haven’t finished watching it)

[marinememes]

My coworker took a full frontal picture of the arapaima at work and sent this in our group chat

[peevishpants]

i ask you this: how would YOU wear your freshly caught fish hat

[kleefkruid]

Never had a tiktok and it's not even banned here but I'm kind of tempted to get the red note app to min-max my Chinese ingredient pantry.

[doglikecadaver]

So like… do you guys think women want him… fish fear him???

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[hotcinnamonsunset]

🎣lure me in, baby!

[leaf4e]

i made a mc salmon because i wanted one irl

[xleethegreat]

he caught those fish FAIR AND SQUARE