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purplesurveys · 9 months ago

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1 - Who was the last person to knock on your door? Were they there to see you? I asked my mom to help wake me up this morning (in case I fail my alarm) since I had an early calltime for my event today. No, I wouldn't say she was there to see me per se.

2 - Have you left the house yet today? If not, do you have plans to leave the house later on? Yeah I was out since 8 AM. I was in Trinoma from 9 AM to 6 PM for an event, then I immediately drove to UP to see a wrestling show with Andi.

3 - What’s your favourite brand of chocolate? What type of chocolate bar from that brandis your favourite? I really like Reese's since it has peanut butter; my favorite is just the classic normal-sized cups.

4 - Have you ever met someone in person who you first met on the internet? Do you have plans to do that anytime soon? Yeah, I met with a fellow wrestling fan once to lend him my copy of Chris Jericho's Undisputed. I ended up not liking his personality and found him (and his friend, who he never mentioned he was bringing) quite rude, so I stopped talking to him shortly after that. Didn't even bother asking for my book back lol.

I used to feel guilty about leaving him hanging, and he even sent a handful of DMs asking what happened and apologizing for whatever he did, but then I just have to remember that he kind of sucked and I stop feeling bad.

5 - What was the last thing you used a blender for? I don't think I've ever used a blender. We've never even owned a blender.

6 - Have you ever got into an argument with a stranger on social media? Do you remember what it was about? I've been in a few. They've mostly been sociopolitical.

7 - When was the last time you cracked your joints? Is that something you do often? Can't remember, and no I don't do it a lot.

8 - What time is it right now? If you weren’t doing a survey, what else would you be doing right now? 10:43 PM. If I wasn't doing a survey rn I'd probably be on Rhythm Hive hahaha.

9 - If you had ten minutes to run around an empty supermarket and fill your trolley for free, what’s the first aisle you’d go for? My first thought was why would I need to get things if the grocery was empty? but ok it took me longer than I would like to admit to catch your drift haha.

Anyway I'd probably just get thrice the amount of things my mom would get on a usual run to help her out for a few weeks.

10 - Aside from Tumblr, what websites do you visit the most and why? Continued from Sunday evening. I have YouTube on pretty much as long as I'm awake. I like the background noise.

11 - Has COVID had any impact on your Christmas plans this year? What’s going to change or be different to normal? If you asked me this in like 2020 or 2021 I would have said yes. But it's been four years since the world's been on lockdown and everything's back to feeling as though we never had a pandemic.

12 - What’s your favourite flavour of cake? Are you any good at making that kind of cake? I don't really have a favorite flavor, more of a type – I like cheesecake and really it's the only kind of cake I have. No, I've never made one before and will always prefer buying it.

13 - Do you prefer sweet or sour candy? I don't really like candy, but I'll go with sweet.

14 - What colour is your favourite fruit? Is this a fruit you eat often? I don't like fruits either haha.

15 - Is your favourite restaurant an independent place or a chain? What is it that you love about it so much? It's a chain. Service is always great, the quality of the food is no different regardless which branch I go to, and they serve unlimited rice, cabbage, and miso soup so what's not to love? Hahaha.

16 - Are you genuinely a fan of Starbucks or do you think it’s all hype? No, I like Starbucks and go for it as much as possible when I'm looking for coffee.

17 - Do you own a Christmas jumper? What design/pattern does it have on it? Nope.

18 - What’s your favourite fit/style of jeans? High-waisted denim.

19 - What was the last non-essential item you spent money on? Iced coffee.

20 - Are you currently under any COVID-related restrictions where you live? Are people generally following the rules? We've come a long way folks...

21 - What did you last leave the room you’re in to do? If I understand this correctly, I went down to the living room for a few hours after work because that's what I usually do in the evening. I had dinner, walked and played with the dogs, and played a game on my phone.

22 - Have you ever read any self-help books? Did you find them useful? No.

23 - What’s your favourite programme on the Food Network (if you watch it)? If you don’t get that channel, what’s your favourite food/cookery show in general? I don't really watch cooking stuff anymore, even on YouTube. I used to though, a lot; Buzzfeed's Worth It used to be my favorite.

24 - Do you still watch cartoons? Every now and then when my sister and I get in the mood, sure.

25 - Who do you know with the most number of siblings? Would you ever want to live in a huge family? I knew two people from high school who came from a sibling set of 5. My grandpa and his siblings were, if I'm not mistaken, 7 in total. No, I'm fine with what our family size turned out to be.

26 - Are you a fan of garlic bread? I love garlic bread.

27 - Do you own any personalized clothing? What’s the reason for getting it? I don't think I do, no.

28 - Is anyone else in the same room as you right now? What is that person up to? It would just be me here.

29 - What colours are you wearing right now? Does your wardrobe contain a lot of those colours? White and grey. Sure!

30 - Do you like adding condiments to your food? If so, what are some of your favourites? Yes, I love condiments. Mayo, Japanese mayo, or sriracha.

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junkdyke · 2 years ago

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ok so here's my situation with the twink who will not leave me the fuck alone.

Backstory, I'm in college, I had a gen ed class and this guy sits next to me (call him P) He always wants to talk with me during breaks, waits for me after class, once he got my IG he'd message me during the class as well. Just very clingy off the bat. I saw him at a party, and he asked if I'd ever wanna hang out. Just really wanted to go out, party, whatever, and at the time I was all about it. Like yeah, let's go to the club, go bar hopping, w/e

Flash forward to The Pajama Party. I live-blogged about this during that time and talked about the situation, talking about P in a very affectionate way at the time. Here's the rundown of everything that happened and where the shitshow begins.

P wants to throw a house party. He has never thrown one before, but he wants to throw a party to "annoy his neighbors". I assume the neighbors are old people that he has beef with. A few days before his party I get an invite for a pajama party from E. E is fairly popular, really well liked and extremely sweet, and he throws parties often. He and his roomies are graduating that weekend, so of course people will want to go. It's the same day as P's party, so I KNEW there was no way in hell people would go to P's over E's. So me being nice, I let P know and tell him "I think you should resched to next week!" I get no acknowledgment from P, he just texts back something irrelevant. Ignored warning. Okay!

Day of the party comes. I go out with some friends, we're having dinner before E's party, and my friend 'S' (who was also in that class with me and P and got similar "we should go out" sentiments from him) and I are talking about P's party. It's revealed that the neighbors he wanted to "annoy" with his party are actually 2 girls that also go to our college, are friends of mine and ONE of them is the ex of one of E's roommates (call her D). This becomes very important later LOL.

In that moment, I get a call thru IG from P. And this mf tells me "Everybody is canceling on me, no one is coming to my party, I'm so pissed cause i already bought snacks, can you give me the address to E's party cause I wanna crash it." So I tell him "i tried to warn you!" but of course i'm thinking there's no harm in having him come to E's party! Let me be nice! So, I give him the deets.

I arrive, he's already there and immediately he's chatting me up, I don't even have a drink yet. He's talking about his party flop, how only 3 people came and left, and tells me that one of his best friends flaked on his party because "she went to have dinner with her bf's parents" and said this with SUCH disdain and an eyeroll as if..prioritizing your partner's parents over a house party is a shitty thing to do? Hm. The party goes on, I'm mingling with different people, and multiple times he comes to find me. At one point I'm having a one on one, and he comes up and says "there you are." But it gets to a point where anywhere that he shows up...everyone dissipates and goes into another room, and I'm doing the same. A girl I met says to me "he kept talking about how rich his parents are and it made me uncomfortable so i left". E's roommates are whispering to each other that he's making people uncomfortable and they're not sure what to do.

Party comes to an end, we go home, P posts on his IG about how the whole ordeal fucked with his mental health and he's gonna have a breakdown. I send him a lil check-in message, see if he's okay. Then I get a DM from one of E's roommates. He says it was good to see me, and he's not sure if I'm the one of invited P but just as a heads up, he made people uncomfortable and in the past he was very close with D (this roommates ex gf/P's neighbor) until he really freaked her out. He didn't give details as to what freaked her out. But continued on just to say that P was not invited in the future, and to watch out for my sake as well. I of course apologized, explain about his party being the same day and i wanted to be nice, and he was understanding, everything was cool. But after that night and how weird P had been, I distanced myself more than I already had (P messaged me constantly and I'd rarely answer even from the start)

Time passes, P constantly spams me with tiktoks and messages, i never reply. At some point he asks "is something wrong, you haven't been replying!" I still don't answer. At 1am, I get a message from S saying "P is asking me why you won't answer him back". Mind you, S and I aren't SUPER close, we're not constantly talking back and forth either. So both of us are extremely weirded out at the fact P is trying to find out through her why I'm not answering. So she and I talk about how weird he's been, and this is where the actual floodgates of "what the fuck" come out.

So the day after E's party, P's neighbors had a party as well (D and her roommate). P was not invited, but knew that S was going so he tried to convince her to get him into the party since she's friends with the hosts. S already knew about the weirdness and his history with those girls, so she didn't get him into the party. At fucking 2am, they're out on the balcony and look down to see P stalking outside the building. Weird enough to do this once...but apparently he has done this before. Multiple times. The reason he wanted to "annoy his neighbors" with a party is because they never invite him to theirs, so he wanted to throw one and not invite them back. Now why did P and his neighbors have a falling out to begin with? What freaked D out so badly? Now I'm taking this with the hugest grain of salt. I still don't fully believe this myself, but never put it past a white man. APPARENTLY...D and her roommate both either saw or knew of P killing small animals for entertainment purposes. Again, HUGE grain of salt, that's some real life serial killer shit that baffles me, I really can't just go ahead and say it's fact. But fuck me, if that wasn't enough to really solidify the weirdness that is this fucking kid.

So anyway! Time passes, P continues to spam me with messages, and continues to ask S why I don't answer. S rarely answers him as well. It's been weeks at this point. I post about my friend passing away, he gives condolences, I hit "Like" on the messages because the sentiments were sweet, but didn't actually write back. S sends me a screenshot of P saying "Sam won't answer back and we were supposed to go party. Ugh and now that her friend died, she's definitely not going to be in the mood to." are you fucking kidding me.

Brings us to last night. I go out to a house party annnnd in walks P. The moment he sees me, he cocks his head and his expression is....almost like "Oh. Well look who's here" a little upset, a little like he's finally caught me. I fucking pound my drink, and I am nice! Very nice, like I always fucking am, I chat with him like nothing ever happened and everything is normal. I'm able to break away throughout the party, but he continuously finds me. At one point I'm outside talking to 2 friends, he comes out, and 30 seconds later, my friends go inside. P says "It seems people always vanish when I show up, I swear I'm cursed". Most of the party goes smooth, he made a few comments hinting at me dodging him, saying "Aren't we still gonna go party? We should go out for pride" and I'm like yeah yeah, of course we should, uh huh, I'm just soooo busy with work yanno and traveling! End of the night, he's leaving and says to me "You know we should really stay in contact. Like REALLY stay in contact cause uh...ya kinda ghosted me!" And I say yeah sorry you know just been busy and he says "Yeah but, even at the end of last semester you....kinda ghosted me." and his tone is not sad, it's not hurt. He's bitter, accusatory, like i'm in the wrong. Like I did something bad, something malicious. Edit: in this moment he also said "oh are you faster with texting? Maybe give me your number?" and I said "AHA i actually think IG is faster i don't really text!" bc no way in fucking hell is he getting my phone number.

This whole time, I never had a say in growing a friendship with this guy, there was never an opportunity for some organic growth. It was like he just decided "you" and made me his friend with all the obligations that come with that. What started as just annoying overbearing clinginess now feels kinda dangerous. Like what happens when I continue to not answer and I see him at another party? I don't want to avoid my friend's gatherings on the chance that he might be there. I don't want to have to hide that I'm going out and didn't invite him. I don't want to be part of this forced 'friendship' that's he's decided I need to be a part of. And I also don't want to hurt his feelings by telling him I do not want to be in contact. Even if I told him, he'd find a way to make me the villain, I'd be in the 'wrong' in his eyes, just like every other person he's complained to me about. Where he stated things as if he was the victim when the whole time I'm thinking the other person was in the right.

So anyway, this has been ongoing for ~2 months and I never expecting things to escalate the way they have. I don't know WHY he is so hung up on me in particular, but I just want to shake him off clean.

#personal #mine #i am always in situations #help #school stuff #anti men #dykeposting

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businesstiramisu · 2 years ago

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Okay I rewrote the post. Thoughts on the last tenth (or so) of Worth the Candle:

[I don't really expect this to be interesting to anyone except me, but i do want to save these for future me, lol]

I found the ttrpg Fel See Incident much more satisfying than the Aerb version. No, not satisfying, it was horrible. But it was exactly what the story had been building it up to be, for 1 million plus words, and that's quite an accomplishment. Whereas the Fel Seed of Aerb.... I think the problem is scope creep? When the stakes get Too High and the antagonists (or protagonists, for that matter) get Too Powerful my brain just gives up and I disengage. Like "sure, whatever, just tell me who wins". Whereas the ttrpg version, and the real world-level drama around it, felt horribly plausible.

I did like "we'll win the second time because, if Joon had gotten a second chance at the game, he would have let the players win." That was a nice bit of narrative reinforcement/article of faith.

I love the Long Stairs. It's almost enough to make me think I should give SCP a more serious look, but I'm still worried the horror will be Too Scary for me. (And don't get me wrong I would hate to play a ttrpg campaign in it... actually, maybe it wouldn't be worse than usual? I could just follow the RDP instructions instead of my usual choice paralysis. well, depends on how often they come up. I probably wouldn't like having to make new characters constantly b/c they keep dying.) But like when Juniper wished they could've stayed in the labyrinth and explored the other cultures living there, I was right there with him.

The final reveal of Uther/Arthur..... hmmm, complicated feelings. On the one hand, ugh! why couldn't he just apologize, and admit to being terrible!! Well, he kinda did later... to Juniper, after they'd spent a long time rebuilding camaraderie and basically giving each other a pass for the horrible shit each considered the other to have done. And that was depressingly realistic. Well, idk that anything in my life compares (fortunately) but the most serious, scary arguments in my life have mostly gone like that.

Juniper and Arthur's ultimate goodbye felt appropriate, even cathartic. Raven and Bethel didn't get anything comparable though. Just Uther brushing them off (or in Ravens case saying "I understand this is hard for you but you've got to suck it up", basically). Which, yeah the world ain't fair. It wasn't justice, though. They didn't get their due like Juniper did.

The final conversation withe the dungeon master was also surprisingly satisfying! I liked it a lot more than when Sophie's World did the same thing. (And I've probably read more books that have the character confront the fact that they're characters in a novel, but that's what came to mind lol).

Maybe b/c it was really funny how the DM told Juniper "you're all characters in a novel I'm writing" and Juniper immediately rejected that explanation as bullshit.

Similarly, the Narrator, as the actual Juniper who was writing WTC

Heaven!Fenn though, felt overly self-indulgent to me. Which is maybe ridiculous, b/c the whole story is an exercise in self-indulgence/self-examination, but i dunno she just didn't work for me

Well, it's pretty hilarious that she was The One Person In Aerb Ever To Go To Heaven, and was always destined to be that one person. Hilarious in a pretty arbitrary way.

Someone in the comments to Ch. 245 or 246 said that "Worth the Candle but Reimer died instead of Arthur" is a great fanfic premise and... i dunno, it would be a massive amount of work, but it's tantalizing to think about. Seems like Aerb would have to be very different with--well, idk, would it be a whole collection of Reimer's characters, since he never seemed as devoted to one of them?-- instead of Uthur Penndraig, but with the themes of putting people on a pedestal, using their tragedies as an excuse to wallow in your own grief and depression and rage, and also the DM presumably having the same goals, I have to wonder how much it would even matter?!

Wow, the void beast was a metaphor for global warming?! kinda kicking myself for not picking up on that. Unless I just forgot about it; this story is really long.

#worth the candle #my own liveblogging #justice for bethel #justice for raven

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justsomerandomfanfic · 2 years ago

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Hi, could you do a match up for me? I want DC (comics), DC (movies) Marvel (comics), Adventure Time, Harry Potter, LOTR and The Hobbit.

I have dark brown, shoulder length (undercut), and curly hair. I have green/blue eyes and I have glasses. My pronouns are he/him and I am bi (more so woman leaning). I am very artistic, I roller skate, I play video games and board games and card games, and I write and read. I'm intelligent, goofy, fashionable, an ambivert, an animal lover, and a snacker.

I am a Norse pagan, my favorite color is purple, my favorite animal is a crow/raven, my favorite food is a breakfast sandwich, my favorite dessert is baklava, and my favorite drink is tea.

Okay, thanks for reading this whole rant lol! I'm excited to see what you do if you get to this!

Thank you so much for requesting all of these matchups! From your dms I shall make them romantic and platonic! I hope you enjoy them all! This is a long BOI! Feel free to request from me again! <33333 (sorry if there are a few grammar mistakes)

Romantic -

DC Comics;

Donna Troy:

🎇 You had been just walking down the street to get some tea when you accidently bumped into someone, that someone being Donna Troy; you both did that awkward 'you going this way' and they go that way too thing

🎇 It was very awkward, but the two of you profusely apologized, and you even offered her to join you for some breakfast, and she accepted

🎇 Almost instantly the conversation flowed, Donna asking you about work and you asked her what she did, she was a bit vague but she told you that she worked in helping others; you assumed that she was a nurse or doctor of some kind

🎇 After your breakfast, Donna even gave you her number, saying she really enjoyed your company and to call her sometime. before saying she had to skedaddle to work

🎇 A couple days later, you gained the courage to call her up, asking if she wanted to get lunch with you, you were beyond worried that she'd decline, but she didn't reject your offer and said she'd love to go to lunch with you

🎇 You drove over and picked her up, taking her to a lovely restaurant where the two of you talked about everything and anything, sharing wine and having a great time; even sharing some baklava for dessert

🎇 For the next couple of weeks, you and Donna would go on other little dates, roller skating, taking walks, going to arcades, and even going to each other's houses to play board games

🎇 Donna grows to really like you, possibly even more than a friend, she loves how goofy and funny you are; admiring all of your jokes

🎇 After a bit more time, Donna finally revealed that she was Wonder Girl, and let me tell you, you fanboyed

🎇 Together, Donna brings out the best of you, and you do the same for her; you two are perfect for each other to say the least

DC Movies;

Rachel Dawes:

💗 You met Rachel when you became an assistant district attorney like her, bumping into her in the as you were late for work, both of your papers flying in the air; after gathering each other's paperwork, apologizing, and going on your merry way, you realized that you had some of her documents

💗 You knew you had to return them immediately, so during your lunch break you were able to find her before she left to get lunch, returning the paper to her; Rachel was beyond overjoy, you having saved her job as the document was very important

💗 She offered to buy you lunch, and you accepted, going to a small sandwich place where you ordered a breakfast sandwich

💗 You offered to pay for your meal, but Rachel was firm and determined to pay for your meal, so after chatting a bit and talking about work to an extent, you paid her back by holding the door opened for her at the sandwich shop and when you both got back to work; though you had plans to repay her somehow (you later took her to a nice dinner)

💗 It didn't take long for your shared lunch breaks to turn into lunch dates, the two of you talking about your time in Gotham and even the cute puppy that entered the shop with their owner

💗 On the day of your birthday, Rachel gifted you a purple card and even a sparkling raven brooch, that was the day you realized that you had feelings for her

💗 Whenever you were teamed up for court things, you always felt your heart flutter and pitter-patter when you were near her, and after a few weeks of the overwhelming feelings bubbling up inside you, you asked her out

💗 She was a bit apprehensive, worried about being co-workers and all, but in the end she accepted and the two of you went to a very nice dinner; even meeting the charming Bruce Freaking Wayne (yes, that's his legal middle name, his parents knew what's up)

💗 After some dates, and overall dating for a couple of months in general, you asked her to move in with you, which she accepted; that was where you and her befriended two crows, to which you named Hugin and Munin

💗 Together you are the bestest of friends and the loveliest of couples, most people around Gotham are jealous of your guys's relationship when they hear about you

Marvel Comics;

Loki:

🐍 You, being a Norse Pagan, you knew almost everything about Loki, so when you met Loki... Well, you were beyond surprised

🐍 You were just on your phone, on Tinder, swiping left on almost everyone until you paused your finger over a familiar face, Loki the God of Mischief

🐍 You doubted it was the real Loki, but your swiped right nonetheless, your eyes widened when the screen told you that you both matched

🐍 You really didn't think it was truly the real Loki still, but when those little message bubbles popped up, you stared at the screen intrigued

🐍 A conversation quickly started where you stated that fact that you doubted Loki was the real one, had to be someone masquerading as Loki, so you asked for selfie; Loki sent one, it was of him in battle, doing a peace sign, with Thor battle-crying behind him

🐍 You narrowed your eyes, feeling yourself trusting the picture, but not before reverse Googling the picture, which proved that this Loki was finally, for once, telling the truth

🐍 You began chatting more, even getting to the point where you starting calling each other; by the end of the month, you two scheduled a meeting

🐍 You meet the God at a park, where Loki immediately complimented your amazing fashion taste, after you went to a nice lake where the two of you feed some ducks; after you went to dinner

🐍 After dinner, Loki then teleported you both up to the Empire State Building on the Observatory floor, where you stared at the stars together

🐍 At that moment, you knew that Loki was your person, Loki was caring, sweet, funny, and protective, and you couldn't wait for what the future for the two of you will hold

Adventure Time;

Huntress Wizard:

🌲 You were just walking in the woods of Ooo, just minding your own business when you heard someone playing a sweet melody on some sort of wind instrument

🌲 You followed the wonderful sound, finding someone sitting on a log, playing the flute

🌲 She heard branches break and turned to see you, abruptly saying hello before continuing to play, you sat beside her, introducing yourself and complimenting her playing

🌲 You found out that her name was Huntress Wizard and she was very talented with a bow and arrow, and you showed her your sword battling skills

🌲 You found her company enjoyable, her being so laid-back and sarcastic; you were sarcastic too, so you thought that was cool

🌲 The two of you would wander around the woods, meeting such creatures as Tree Trunks and even that cute snail, but aside from that the two of you would talk and just have fun

🌲 A couple of weeks after meeting each other, Huntress Wizard, or as you called her, Wiz, gave you a bouquet of wildflowers; you loved them

🌲 Even though she wasn't really fond of materialistic things, she loves when you gave her a book; she read it to the point that the spine was breaking, she loved it that much

🌲 Sometimes when the night is full and there are fireflies in the air, you and Huntress Wizard would dance in the night, laughing and having a good time

🌲 You and Huntress Wizard were a perfect match, always doing things together, playing music, and just having a grand ol' time

Harry Potter;

Fleur Delacour:

💫 You met Fleur when you were at Hogwarts and she came during the Tournament

💫 You both didn't start really talking until you both graduated from your separate schools

💫 You traveled to France for a bit of a vaca, going into a small cafe to see the one and only Fleur, and she reconsigned you; it was slightly awkward and nerve-racking since you were a bit standoffish, but when she offered you to join her, you accepted

💫 You told her that it was your first time in France and she took it upon herself to show you the amazing structures of the country; the Eiffel Tower, Notre-Dame de Paris, Palace of Versailles, and even the Arc de Triomphe

💫 You had a lot of fun there with Fleur and you didn't want to leave France, you only had a couple of days left so Fleur took you on a dinner and show boat ride, where she confessed that she had feelings for you since she saw you during the Tournament

💫 You confessed the same, incredibly delighted by her confession that that night you both shared a kiss under the stars

💫 On the day that you were supposed to leave, Fleur promised to write to you whenever she could and you promised the same

💫 For the next couple of weeks, the two of you would write to each other

💫 Fleur then surprised you, a few months later when she wrote in her letter that she was going to come and visit you, and you were so excited

💫 Both you and Fleur are two peas in a pod, the personification of pure love and a perfect relationship; sweet and gentle

Lord Of The Rings;

Galadriel:

🌟 You met Galadriel when you were part of the Fellowship, instantly falling for the blonde beauty

🌟 Staying the night in her relm, you spoke with her about her home, and you told her how amazing her home was, in which she offered you a place to stay after the ring is destroyed

🌟 You took her up on that offer, and while the Fellowship asked her for such things as sticks or even a few strands of her hair, you asked her for nothing but her smile

🌟 After months of traveling and your feet hurting from walking so much, the ring was finally destroyed; you were glad as you traveled back to Lothlorien, where Galadriel and her people welcomed you with open arms

🌟 For the first couple of weeks, it was a bit hard for you, being someone who traveled a lot, being without a quest made you feel restless, and Galadriel noticed

🌟 She asked if you wanted to join some of her elven guards on their small journey to the west side of Lothlorien, in which you agreed

🌟 It only took a couple weeks, three at most, but you had a grand time and even made friends with some of your fellow guards, when you did return Galadriel was glad to see you

🌟 As the years went on, the two of you started to grow closer, ignoring that fact that in LOTR she is married, the two of you fell in love

🌟 The two of you would sit and look at the scenery around you and Galadriel would tell your stories about the Trees Of Valinor and even a few funny tales about Gandalf

🌟 You both have so much in common, both being kind, wise, and had a love for all things in Middle Earth

The Hobbit;

Thranduil:

🦌 You were an Elf in Mirkwood, not a guard or anything fancy, just a random Elf with a love for animals and fashion, well, you guessed you were a bit special, having the job to make Thrand- you mean, King Thranduil's clothes

🦌 You had the job to make all his robes, pants, tunics, gloves, and even his boots; which you believed he was satisfied with the clothing because he wore them and you hadn't been fired

🦌 For the past couple of moons, exactly seven-thousand years compared to a human life, you had been working on something special for the King, a very special gown, made with the finest of materials

🦌 To be honest, you had a confession to make, you had grown feelings for the Elf King, and you wanted this garb to be as perfect as those two furry caterpillars that he called eyebrows

🦌 The night before the King's begetting day, you had finally finished the gown, and it was beautiful; of fine silver and shining material

🦌 Then, nervously, that next day after the big feast, you gifted the King the robe; he looked at it in awe and asked who had gifted him such a masterpiece, and you, nervously, made your presence known

🦌 From that day on, Thranduil asked you to create more items like his gown, and you often found the King wearing the gift you had handcrafted; whenever you would gift him another amazing garb, he compliment you surprisingly

🦌 What you didn't know was that Thranduil found it extremely flattering that you spent so long in making something special for him, and though he was still grieving his late wife, he found himself falling in love with you

🦌 Great news for you, when you heard a few rumors wandering about, Thranduil had heard of them too, and went to you to speak about the rumors to you, in which the two of you both confessed

🦌 Though many of the elves were a bit hesitant about you becoming second King of Mirkwood, they soon found that you were a caring and kind ruler, and fiercely mellowed out Thranduil which was pretty nice (he finally got rid of the spiders)

Platonic -

DC Comics;

Stephanie Brown:

🐦 You had been friends with Stephanie for a couple of years when she told you in private that she was the new Robin

🐦 You were in awe, and slightly jealous, knowing that she got to meet and talk to Batman, but you knew she was really good at acrobatics and all that so to you it made sense

🐦 Whenever she came back from batty missions, she tell you all about the baddies she took down with Batman, and you would listen and listen and listen

🐦 Stephanie knew she should not have told you that she was Robin, she knew there were bad people out there that could find you and hurt you, but what she didn't know was that you yourself were a vigilante; you called yourself... (insert cool name here)

🐦 You didn't tell Steph about your night job until a few weeks later when you were out on patrol and she was too, and you both subsequently bumped into each other as you were both after the same villain

🐦 With the sounds of your voices, it was obvious that you were this new vigilante, and Steph was shocked, and she told you to mark her words, she'd talk to you about your little night job; she wasn't too happy you thought

🐦 She was a bit worried about you doing this job to be honest and didn't think it was a good idea, but you insisted that you'd be fine and you hadn't been injured yet; yet was the key word here but Steph reluctantly sighed

🐦 After a while, Steph would introduce you to the Bat Fam, and you loved them, especially Bat Cow, anyway, Batman was keen on teaching you a few more fighting techniques and you were totally down

🐦 Minus the training your then went through, you and Steph would mostly hang out at the mansion, and even baked with the amazing Butler himself, Alfred

🐦 You and Steph are the best of friends, always having each other's back fighting crime and playing video games at arcades; you both clash perfectly

DC Movies;

Rorschach:

🖤 You were a random passer-byer when you randomly found yourself taking a shortcut to your apartment, which was not a good idea

🖤 Suddenly, a mugger came out and threatened you, demanding for you money, you were scared out of you mind obviously, but like the night, a shadow appeared and you were saved; by Rorschach

🖤 He didn't really say much and quickly left but not without you yelling out a thank you, he was your hero before he became your friend

🖤 Now, he wouldn't really say friends, more than just a person he can sort of, kind of trust, but he somewhat understood and tolerated you to an extent

🖤 Another night, when you were just also minding your own business, you heard glass shatter, seeing Rorschach falling out of a second or third story window, and you were quick to see if he was alright

🖤 Long story short, you helped him with any cuts he sustained and he stubbornly let you; it took longer for the two of your to be 'friends', but you offered your apartment as a safe place for him

🖤 Rorschach did come over periodically, not often, but sometimes, only to stay the night or even just borrow your office to research

🖤 He was a good listener surprisingly, and you ranted to him a lot about things that bothered you or just about yourself, even asking a few questions to him, but he rarely answered those

🖤 One time, and only one time, Rorschach had stayed the night on the couch, and in the morning, you had found a new book about Norse mythology for you, and it wasn't a surprise that your birthday was that day; Rorschach did care

🖤 And of course he did, he always made sure that evil-doers would pay violently for their crimes, but even though he was slightly short-tempered and pretty brooding, he did care about you, his friend

Marvel Comics;

Teddy Altman (Requested Fancast):

💚 You were part of the Young Avengers, being friends with most of them, even Loki, when you became really good friends with Teddy, also known as Hulkling

💚 You instantly realized that him and Billy were a thing and you were super supportive of them, fanboying about them often

💚 You'd help them if they ever had issued, reminding them to talk it out and whatnot, communication is key!

💚 Teddy was glad he had you as a friend, someone to talk to about things and even complain to, even sometimes playing card games with the rest of the team and even sometimes video games

💚 You always found Teddy to be a very kind and understanding soul, always making sure others are alright before himself, in one word; selfless

💚 As time goes on, Teddy asked you to be his best man at his and Billy's wedding and of course you said yes, and the wedding by the way was amazing and beautiful, everyone cried, even Loki

💚 During battles and fighting baddies, you, Teddy, and Billy were the Fearsome Three; the three of you were so good at taking everyone down and scared the baddest of baddies

💚 Billy began to join you and Teddy at Teddy's place, playing video games and even sometimes board games, (it's a lot of sometimes considering you guys are out fighting a lot)

💚 You'd help Teddy with date ideas, helping him pick flowers and restaurants to eat at, and even little gifts, they were perfect

💚 Billy and Teddy are perfect together, and you are a perfect friend, always there for Teddy and Billy (not that you're a third wheel or anything...)

Adventure Time;

BMO:

🎮 You met BMO through Finn and Jake the Doggo, instantly finding them humorous and cool; BMO liked you too

🎮 You didn't really know what BMO could do, being a computer of some kind, but you were quick to know one of their quirks when Finn asked if you wanted to join him and Jake in some video game from BMO; you joined

🎮 You almost died, but it was fun; you and BMO became good friends after that

🎮 BMO and you would watch movies together, even little video creations that BMO made, and you loved how holographic they were

🎮 Sometimes, when not with Finn and Jake, you and BMO would go around Ooo and take pictures using BMO themself, the pictures turned out amazing and BMO was adorable whenever they made a small click-click sound

🎮 BMO would also play music and you, BMO, Jake, and Finn would dance around the tree house, jamming to funky beats

🎮 BMO becomes very protective of you, always making sure you are alright and even making sure that you aren't bored

🎮 You and BMO would draw together, yours looking pretty awesome, and BMO's looking like they just printed something out; the same sort of goes with writing, you'd write your own fics and short stories and BMO would write the entire Romeo and Juliet Shakespearean script perfectly

🎮 Even though you don't really know how, you play soccer with BMO and they're pretty good, and you are so jealous of BMO's skateboarding skills

🎮 You and BMO are comrades, confidants, and if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, well, you would see the biggest gift would be from BMO; the card attached would say 'thank you for being a friend'

Harry Potter;

Sybill Trelawney:

🔮 You were the arts professor in Hogwarts, teaching kids about painting, patels, charcoal, and teaching them about great wizard artists; you were very crafty and good at what you did

🔮 Sort of being new, it was hard for you to become friends with your fellow professors, being a bit shy and nervous

🔮 That's when you met Professor Trelawney, also known as Sybill

🔮 She was a bit strange and unusual, but you liked her nonetheless, and it was easy to become her friend

🔮 When you had no class for an hour and Sybill did, you join the class and watch her work, finding her teaching amazing and interesting

🔮 Even though some kids would make fun of her, you'd be quick to shut them up, threatening a loss of house points which did indeed shut them up

🔮 You and Sybill would often eat beside each other at lunch, chatting softly to one another about your interests, Norse myths, ravens, astrology, tea, etc.

🔮 Sometimes, on breaks, weekends, and so on, you and Sybill would go to Hogsmeade and even get tea at the local shops, then you'd go back to the professor dorms and play cards

🔮 Sybill even gave you a free prediction, telling you to stay away from great bodies of water

🔮 You and Sybill, both a bit odd, are the best of friends, you're the number one teaching squad

Lord Of The Rings;

Samwise Gamgee:

🥔 You lived in Hobbiton, a few houses away from Sam, having known him since you were both little babes

🥔 The two of you played together when you were young, playing through the grass and climbing trees

🥔 As you both grew older, your friendship never died and the two of you would spend a lot of time together still; baking, cooking, taking walks, and even gardening

🥔 During parties or at the pub he, Frodo, Merry, and Pippin liked to go to, you'd try and convince him to say hi to Rosie

🥔 You even helped push Sam to his feet and into Rosie's arms for a dance, you were particularly proud that day, (you could almost say you were a proud foot)

🥔 When Sam told you that he was going with Frodo to save Middle Earth, you were a bit worried at first, but you thought it would be nice for Sam to get out of Hobbiton for a while, he'd never left after all

🥔 You helped him pack, bread, fruits, blankets, extra clothes, and even a few po-tay-toes

🥔 You were extremely worried after a year had passed and there was no sight of Sam, but your worries were lifted when he came back home after a few weeks more

🥔 You were there when he married Rosie, happy seeing Sam so happy with his Rosie; you'd tease him later for all of it

🥔 You were glad that your best friend was back and you were so happy that he was safe and sound with his love, and you loved babysitting the kids

The Hobbit;

Ori:

🤗 You weren't part of the Company when you met Ori, but an Elf friend of Elrond's; at the dinner, when the Company arrived, you found the young dwarf adorable

🤗 You quickly became friends with him, ignoring the weird and odd stares from the other dwarves

🤗 When the songs began and the dwarves began to dance, you clapped along to the beat

🤗 Ori, after the party, asked you what it was like to live in Rivendell, and you answered honestly, and Ori found you answer interesting as he asked more about you

🤗 You and Ori became friends quickly, and you were sad to see him go when he left with the rest of the company, but he promised to message and/or come visit after they reclaimed the mountain

🤗 When the mountain was reclaimed, Ori did indeed return after traveling for a couple months, and you were super happy to see him

🤗 Ori stayed with you in Rivendell for a couple of weeks, you showing him all the finer things in life, like the pools and lakes, and even the weapons room; he loved it

🤗 You'd spend most of your days reading and talking, and even sparing which was always fun; he was a good friend and loved to steal snacks with you, (don't tell Elrond)

🤗 One time you both even tried to make up your own songs, it was a bit tricky but you both had fun doing it; Ori would teach you how to dance though, which was extra fun

🤗 You and Ori are two peas in a pod, he's the cheese to your crackers, the best of friends, and the coolest of Middle Earth creatures, nothing can stand in your way when you're together

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buckys-other-punk · 3 years ago

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Pairing: Asshole Ex-Boyfriend!Chris Evans x Reader

Request: Could I have a part 2 to Insensitive were the reader comes back and she’s a bad bleep?

Summary: A couple months after their breakup, Y/N has changed since the last time Chris saw her.

Word Count: 1.3K

Warnings: mentions of previous cheating, alcohol, cussing, mentions of sex, and badass reader aka justice lol I don't know

A/N: Hello! Thank you @vanillabqrnes for the request apologies for this taking forever and I hope you like this! Also sorry to those who follow me, I promised to write more and that didn’t happen, but here’s something lol. Whenever I wanna write I open my computer and then bam writers block. Also please don’t mind any minor mistakes this is unedited. Anyways hope you enjoy and I’ll meet with you at the end of the fic ; )

Previous Part

It had been six months since your breakup with Chris and honestly you were doing great. I mean at first after all the rage you remembered the good memories from your relationship. While recalling those “good”memories you realized that four months prior to you finding out he cheated that he had been acting strange and distant. But you’ve moved on and could care less about that asshat.

You quickly moved on and actually you’ve completely changed your mentality when it comes to relationships. You have started to become more comfortable with yourself and not let anyone walk over you. Your closest friends have noticed your change in demeanor and they love it. They have literally called you a badass heartbreaker, solely because you have turned down almost every guy who reminded you of your asshole ex-boyfriend.

With your new look and attitude you were able to find the perfect match for you. You met your boyfriend, Henry *cough Henry Cavill cough*, at a party hosted by a mutual friend. The two of you were trying to avoid the crowd which didn’t help since the two of you were seated at the bar. You both had people flock towards you offering to buy drinks, which you both rejected. The two of you noticed one another when a woman asked Henry for his number, he declined, then she started flirting with you. You shook your head and scoffed, turning her down as you stood from your seat. You walked closer to the man taking a seat right next to him. After that the two of you had a pleasant conversation about who had the most people to hit on them, you won, and then the rest is history.

Your new relationship was completely different from your previous one. Henry adores you, treating you way better than you know who ever did. Also lets just say the sex was clearly better and you learned new things about yourself with your boyfriend. You never really got to explore that side of you when you were with Chris. He would be the one to take charge and never let you try something new.

Anyways you and Henry were actually going to lunch at one of your favorite fancy restaurants. Opting to sit near the open glass window you ordered your food. You didn’t give a fuck how these rich people were staring at you because you were wearing. You wore a long leather coat showing the right amount of cleavage and thigh high black boots. Henry wore a white button up shirt that clung to his muscles and dark blue dress pants. You laughed at a joke that Henry made, you glanced out the window and your eyes widened. Henry looked outside and he felt his blood start to boil.

*Chris’ POV*

After the break up the infamous Chris Evans was having a slightly rough time. He still didn’t understand what he did wrong. Then about a few months later Brittany, his second girlfriend while dating you, dumped Chris because she apparently found a better, richer man. Chris had been miserable in his house ever since. He thought about calling you after his break up with Brittany, but then he thought a grand gesture would be better. So he ordered the most expensive bouquet of roses and had them delivered to your house.

A letter was immediately sent back saying that you had moved out of your small apartment, but the man who lived there kept the expensive flowers. Chris yelled out in frustration which startled his maid. She tried to comfort him telling him what he wanted to hear, that you would eventually come back to him, but deep down she knew that what she said was a lie. She knew about what her boss had been doing, but Chris offered to pay her to keep quiet.

Chris never stopped thinking about you. He would walk by your old apartment, sometimes even drunk. The man who lived there always saw him through his window feeling a bit bad for Chris, but assuming he probably deserved the heartbreak. As more months passed Chris decided that drinking would help numb the pain. It didn’t, drinking honestly made him think about you even more. Thoughts and images of you flooded his head and he didn’t know if he wanted them to stop or continue.

Chris decided that going out with other women would help, the break up messed his game. He would accidentally call his new girlfriends your name and some would stare at him with a blank face and the rest would ignore it. Eventually he found a woman who resembled you to the tee. The two of them were together for a while and Chris was kind for getting tired of her because she wasn’t you. He decided to go to a fancy restaurant to make reservations for their most elegant seating to break her heart. That’s when he saw you through the window with a man.

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Henry looks back at you, “Is that?” You nodded your head and stood up from your seat. “Be nice.” he huffed as he remained in his seat unfolding the napkin on the table and placing it on his lap.

You stormed out of the restaurant stopping Chris from entering. Chris was shocked by how you dressed, he never saw you dress like that before. You saw Chris eye your entire body looking from your head to toes stopping at your chest.

“What do you want?” you harshly said crossing your arms over each other.

“Obviously, I’m here to make a reservation.” he snarkily replied. “How was I supposed to know you would be here?”

“Bitch, I don’t know?!” you exclaimed. “It’s not like this is my favorite restaurant.”

“Again, how was I supposed to know that?” Chris angrily replied.

“Seriously?!” you huffed. “You’re still a dick you know that?”

“So what? You gonna teach me a lesson?” he flirtatiously said.

“God, you’re disgusting.” saying as you turned away from him.

“Wait,” he stopped you, grabbing your arm and pointing to the window, “who’s that you’re with?”

Snatching your arm back from him. “That is my boyfriend, no begone.” you said shooing him away not caring about the people who were staring.

“Boyfriend? I bet he doesn’t treat you as well as I did.” he says c, crossing his arms. You slapped his face hard and shook your head.

“Oh, you're one to talk.” you yelled back at him. “You never changed, did you? You’re still an asshole prick that just wants a nice woman by his side to make him feel better about himself.”

“That’s not true!” he exclaimed.

“Oh really? Then tell me the real reason why you’re here?” you questioned looking at the man.

“As a matter of fact I’m taking my girlfriend here.” he replied with a smirk.

“Yeah, to break up with her?” you asked, shaking your head.

“How’d you know that?” He placed his hands on his hips.

“Because that’s what you did to the girl you dated before me, asshole.” you exclaimed.

“Well, why not after I break up with my current girl, you and I find a nice place to properly talk.” he smirked at you.

You walked closer to him and he smiled as he felt your chest against his. He looked down at your cleavage and back up to your face smiling even more. You put your hand on his shoulder smiling at him and that’s when you kneed him in the crotch.

“Go find someone else to feed your ego. I’m busy.” you said as you walked back to the restaurant and your boyfriend.

As you sat down on your seat, your boyfriend placed a kiss on your cheek. “Were you nice?” he asked, taking a sip of his wine.

“I tried to be.” you huffed as you looked out the window staring at your ex who laid on the ground in pain.

“Well, looks like I need to teach you some manners then.” he smirked.

“You sure do.” you smiled, winking back at him.

A/N: Ahhh hello!! How was that? I feel like this wasn’t my best but at the same time not bad. lol I literally have no clue how to write a bad bitch reader (because i ain’t one), but hopefully I did this request justice! Thank you for reading and lemme know what you though of this. Feedback is very much appreciated and lemme know if you wanna be tagged in my stuff!

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amatres · 2 years ago

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👀 tell me about ur oc's,,,if you so desire,,

happily! this is also going under a read more because it Gets Long lol, i apologize in advanced for my rambling thoughts, it's mainly about her relationship with her shitty boyfriend TM so beware

i'm guessing you're asking about my girl adelaide bc of my last post so im going to ramble about her for a minute. So like, what if you mixed anthy himemiya and sophie hatter into a blender and got a new character from that? wouldn't that be the most repressed and angry person to ever exist? that's sort of how she's ended up with how i've played her lol.

adelaide is one of my pcs who i am currently playing and she's in a game called hand of the queen, and was born to a disgraced noble family who fell a few generations back bc of whatever fucked shit her great grandfather did (which i don't know bc my dm immediately latched onto that and im just now getting hints at what it is. he made some deal with an evil god??? he took a ring with the symbol of that god off a severed hand idk man he's fucking weird) and so all her life she's been pressured to bring her family back to glory but she's a reclusive and and quiet person so she obviously isn’t prime material for being the beacon of social society. eventually the pressure made her have a public breakdown as a child which her parents never let her live down, only becoming increasingly more emotionally abusive to her as time went on and they saw more flaws in her not living up to the ideal they wanted her to be. which only made worse by her being rejected by a majority of her peers for her family's past and her own withdrawn personality.

anyway, she was recruited by the queen among four others to be her personal guard to investigate sensitive matters on her behalf. funny thing is adelaide didn't know this, so she went into this whole thing thinking her abusive family finally got fed up with dealing with her and sent her off to die on a fools errand of investigating a plague for the newly crowned queen with little political backing. so she was like, not doing great and even lashed out at some of her fellow team members out of anger of Everything.

turns out very quickly not to be a plague at all, but a conspiracy by the queen's own advisor to poison the country side and make it appear like a plague, and his method of doing this was by forcing his son to do his dirty work for him as captain of the guard for one of the city gates. turns out, the advisor sold his own son's soul to some evil god (same one from before) a long time ago who is now pushing for the country to be poisoned as well, and because of that he was forced into being an accomplice to the whole thing.

long story short, the hand of the queen captured the advisors son after sealing some fucked up thing called a god child crashed on that son trying to kill the hand of the queen and frame them for the poisonings, but unlike the rest of the group, adelaide knew this dude since childhood and felt something was up and so was trying to be nicer to him in hopes of figuring out what was going on and not wanting to jump to the conclusion he did this all of his own free will.

he latches onto this and even after he escapes from prison, during a ball thrown in the hand of the queens honor of course, he takes the time to sneak into the party to talk to her despite the danger it would bring, spending the night talking to her and even asking her if she believed people could change, before eventually leaving to escape to another country. he even sends a letter to her that night and she hides it from the queen and guard because she wants to give him a chance to prove he's willing to change, and over the course of the following months, he still reached out to her through magic, and slowly began opening up to her more, even trying to change to become a better person now that he's finally free of his fathers abuse. which in turn she starts doing the same because she can see so much of herself in him whether she wants to admit to it or not and they slowly are starting to shift away from being being so embittered by the abuse they were dealt by finally finding someone they feel not only can accept them as they are, but that drives them to want to be better people for the other's sake

now the hand of the queen is in this country he ran away to and he just gave us all the information on his side of things, but now the group are tasked to bring him back for trial which everyone there will be vying for his death, especially bc his shitty dad is dead now so he's only person left they can blame for the poisoning to take out their anger on. which adelaide 100% doesn't want to happen

there's other things too, like how adelaide's older brother was friends with the advisor's son since they were all kids and apparently the dude was trying to court her for years but did a bad job at it because adelaide instead interpreted it as him mocking her, which is just wild. he's tried telling her to stop worrying about him because he doesn't want to drag her down with him and see her get hurt in the middle of the conflict, but it's too late for that because her way of showing love is worrying over people. so she's going to latch onto him and do everything she can to save his life and try to give him the chance she doesn't think she'll ever have, which is to live a life free of others control

sorry about All The Paragraphs but i've been going nuts about this for nearly a year now but pls understand im obsessed

#ask answers #this was all accidental on my part btw i was not intending to somehow romance the villain npc and put them on a #path of redemption but sometimes things work out that way and it's great actually #adelaide oftedahl (oc)

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theficplug · 4 years ago

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Tyler Lepley x Black Reader

warnings : none, mostly fluff with just a tiny bit of smut if you can call it that at the end. i’m not too familiar with him but i tried ! to the cutie who requested, i hope you like it. alright enjoy x Face mask on. Wine in hand. Impulsive 10$ Dark and Lovely hair dye bought at the beauty supply store already slathered in your hair. It was your time set aside out of the week for you and your best friend to complain. Although homegirl was on the other end of the phone getting ready for anniversary and was not relating to your rant of the night.

“Girl, I’m telling y’all right now if I get another unsolicited dick pic in my dms or another “You got the bill right? I’m just a lil in between jobs right now you know how it is right baby”? I’m joining a nunnery because I love love, but me and my bank account can NOT keep getting played like this.” you rant to your friends over a video call as you walk around your apartment tending to the foils in your hair.

The series of failed dates and “talking stages” had left a sour taste in your mouth and put you off from dating altogether, but your best friend Layla is trying to convince you to give Tinder another go.

“I don’t know Lala. I just don’t have another talking stage in me. I’m grown in the words of the iconic Miss New York Tiffany Pollard : I want eggs CRACKED AND SCRAMBBBLLEEDD”

Layla’s husband Aaron’s laughter erupted from somewhere in the room on her end and you raise an eyebrow not knowing that he had been ear hustling the whole time.

“Just give a little more time. You never know what can be right around the corner! There has got to be at least a few foine men on Tinder. Give it one more try.” Layla encouraged before saying that she had to go because her man had the night planned for their anniversary dinner.

You huffed and sat the phone aside as you waited for the copper coloured hair dye to process your curiosity got the better of you and you reached for your phone again.

As you thumbed through the profiles of folks “looking for a beautiful girl for me and my husband (:” and “if you a feminist, pay for our first date”. You were two seconds away from putting your phone to the side again before you noticed “Tyler Lepley” and his profile.

You nearly spit out the cheap bottle of Stella Rose on your carpet in disbelief. “No, this has got to be a whole ass catfish. Why would his fine ass be on Tinder of all places? Let’s humour him. Wait but he’s verified... At the very least this should be funny as hell.” you say to yourself before rolling your eyes.

“Okay and I definitely got to make some single friends cause I’m really home on a Saturday night talking to myself. . . Whatever-”

You swipe right on his profile and almost instantly your phone notified you that there was a match.

‘Hey I just wanted to let you know I think you’re beautiful and if you’re ever in the area I’d like to take you out sometime. On me of course.’

“Oh he’s good.” you thought to yourself as you tried to think of a reply.

‘Sure, I’d love to. I’m actually driving up to Atlanta tomorrow for work. And if it’s really you. I want a Tika Sumpter autograph when we meet lol.’ you respond having a little fun with the troll at least before you log out for the evening.

‘Oh, so you don’t think it’s me? I ain’t nobody big. Just tryna find the right one to bring home for the holidays so my nosey aunties can stop asking me when I’m gon get a wife lol.’

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“Pfft.. Anybody could’ve gotten that from Instagram or something.” you said to yourself.

He’s good though. You’ll give him that much.

‘Okay tattoos and lips! You’re handsome or whatever.That’s understandable. I’m looking for the same thing but I must be looking in all the wrong places cause if i run into one more dud that’s looking for a unicorn for them and their wife to “share”. Whew- it’s a lot lol.’

‘I get you. I haven’t matched with too many women on here myself. They either tryna see how they can get a job at the studio or they want me to be their sugar daddy. Which I ain't got no problem wining and dining my women btw. I’m just not looking for that kinda situationship. If you don’t mind I’d like to video call you cause looking as good as you look. I'm just tryna make sure you’re not a catfish.”

Hold up. This was just supposed to be a little fun and now this man is using the video call function on Tinder and you’re still sitting there with the dye on your head.

‘Give me 25 minutes.’ you respond quickly before he replies with ‘take your time’.

The race was on as you began running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off as you wash out the dye quickly and inspect the colour. It was a really pretty natural ginger shade as you grab your hair diffuser and blow out your hair a little to dry it the best you could.

After grabbing your makeup bag , you slap on the winged liner, a little highlighter, mascara, and a dark brown lipstick like you were back in school trying to get ready before class.

You fluff and shake out your hair while looking at yourself in the mirror. With 5 minutes to spare you go to your closet and pull out a cozy warm brown cropped jumper that really stood out against your deep skin tone.

“Alright, please don’t waste my time.” you whisper to yourself as you press the video call button and wait for him to come onto the screen. After about a minute and no answer you let out a heavy sigh feeling a little embarrassed and like a fool for actually believing that The Universe was about to hook you up like that.

You put your phone on the table next to you and leaned back in the chair before hearing the notification go off again.

After going back and forth about it for a few seconds you hesitantly answered the call and had to contain the array of emotions you were going through when you saw him actually on the phone, smiling at you with those pretty ass white teeth.

You put the phone for a second before letting out a ‘thank you Jesus’.

“I should be saying the same thing about you! You are beautiful. God damn. When I first saw your profile I was like man aint no way. She gotta be some sort of catfish or something. I thought at the most it would be a funny cover story tomorrow on The Shade Room or something. ‘Tyler Lepley Catfished By Tinder Boo’. I apologize for not answering your call earlier. I just wrapped on set and I wanted to be able to hear you and give you my undivided attention. How are you this evening?” he says chuckling deeply and softly as he sits back in his trailer.

“I was thinking the same thing. I’m like at least it’ll humour me, but I wasn’t really expecting you to want to talk. How are you? I was completely kidding about the whole Tika Sumpter thing by the way.” You say giggling nervously before fussing about with the window to try and get better lighting.

“Oh really? Cause i got her to sign this shirt for you and everything. I can just do a giveaway with it or something else. I like your hair by the way...I’m doing good. It’s been a long day of pretending to get my ass kicked and running lines but I’m grateful to be in even better company with your pretty self. Even if it is through the screen for now. There’s something about a woman like you. I feel like I wanna know everything.” he compliments and flatters you and it’s taking your mind a while to process that this is not some extreme episode of Punk’d.

“YOU DID NOT! Of course I want the shirt. I was just fronting cause I didn’t wanna seem like that’s the only reason why I wanted to talk to you. Also, thank you. You just seem like someone who’s got his shit together and I really like that. At this stage in life people think I move too fast or that my standards are too high. I think it’s just because I know what I want. I want to be married, I want to be happy and comfortable. I eventually would really like to have kids. I want to have kids young so that I can have even more time loving them and my own little family..” you don’t like to waste time with the small talk. That’s nice too but you like to get straight to the point so that you’ll know if your views on life are aligned.

And just like that you two begin to connect instantly . You talked and talked for hours from the time he left his trailer to drive home and halfway into the night.

You actually ended up falling asleep on the phone with him because neither one of you wanted to hang up.

Scheduling conflicts prevented you from meeting up with him the next day but of course that didn’t stop either of you from constantly just wanting to hear from each other.

4 weeks later after non stop talking and sending pictures and videos of your day when you couldn’t talk to each other. Both of your schedules lined up perfectly and you ended up meeting in Atlanta.

You met him at a little cozy cafe and he held the prettiest bouquet of scarlet roses in one hand and a coffee for you in the other while standing with a huge smile etched across his face.

“Hey handsome” you say to him before leaning in to hug him but was not expecting the peck to the lips.

Even though you’ve discussed it and you’re both “if the vibe is right fun is not off the table” kind of people.

You kiss his soft plump lips back and thank him for the flowers. Of course given the part of the city that you were in, he was recognized almost immediately by the barista.

“My mama and auntie love your show.They both got me into it too. We thought they were gonna kill you off this season! I was scared for you. If you don't mind, can i have a picture?’ The woman named Ericka asks as she moves from behind the desk .

“Hey Ericka, thank you. I appreciate it, of course.” He replied warmly to her before looking over at you to double check if you’re okay with everything.

You awkwardly move to the side so that he can have his photo with the giggling fan already batting her eyelashes at him.

He softly grabs your hand to keep you close to him and shakes his head. He’s lowkey clingy in the cutest way as he moves you behind him so that you aren’t in the photo and wraps your arms around his waist before flashing a smile at the fans phone.

“Thank you so much and you are so pretty!” She says to you before trying to quickly hustle back to work in the quiet slow moving coffee shop.

“Me? Look at you and your pretty self ! I like your braids too!” You respond sweetly as Tyler beams with pride while watching you interact with the fan.

“Sorry about all of that” he leans down to whisper in your ear before walking with you out of the coffee shop.

“I don’t know about you but I ain't even gon’ lie I’m nervous as hell. I’ve been spending the last two weeks trying to figure out the best ways to spoil the hell outta you. I just think you’re incredible. From your story about all that you’ve been through to just like you. I ain’t ever had this before.” he admits and it throws you a little that he was the one nervous to meet you.

“Nervous to meet me? Tyler, you meet about 50 different beautiful women a day. I’m not saying I’m not the shit cause I am. But no need for nervousness here. I think you’re probably the most down to Earth famous person I’ve met dude. A lot of them are real snotty when I style them and stuff. Just completely out of touch…You’re always busy doing something and I’m always working on something. How about we just do nothing? What’s your favourite way to do nothing?” I get all of my favourite foods and snacks and then I just watch all of my comfort movies and shows and forget about everything going wrong with the world even if just for a little bit.” you admit and he nods along before opening the car door for you.

The entire car ride there wasn’t an awkward moment or any tension hanging in the air. The conversation flowed smoothly all the way from the supermarket to the restaurants for to-go plates, and to his home there.

There were plates of food of every kind of food you mention from pad thai to sushi, to indian food, mexican, and a plate of soul food cause you couldn’t visit Atlanta and not try some bomb ass soul food while you were there. Not to mention the snacks that you both also picked out.

He had convinced you that you two should build a blanket fort and he broke out the candles setting the perfect atmosphere for the storm settling in.

Something about the rain soothed you both as you fell over each laughing and talking about nothing and everything.

“Okay so let me ask you would have rather been on Fear Factor or Supermarket Sweep? Because this is important. I’d have to go with Supermarket Sweep because I’d rather bust my ass on tv than be in a crate full of cockroaches or something like that. I would freak the fuck out. They was wylin in 2001” you say and Tyler ponders the question for a minute before letting out a pfft..

“Easyyyyyy. I will drink the cockroach milkshake over playing on Supermarket sweep. I don’t mess with grocery stores like that. That’s why I order all my stuff online now. I've spent two many of my Saturdays missing Saturday morning cartoons walking around with my grandma and mama while me and my dad trail behind trying to get them to hurry up. Besides skydiving is on my list to do at some point.” he explains and you pretend to gag as he says that he’d take the shake.

“Good?” he asked with a little laugh as he noticed you had a whipped cream mustache from the caramel hot chocolate that he made for you.

“Mhm” was the only response he got from you in between swigs of possibly the best caramel hot chocolate you’ve ever had.

He leans in, licking it off of your lips before kissing you sweetly and gently tugging on your bottom lip as his tongue runs across it again.

“I bet you taste better though…” he says against your lips

His hands find your hips as he pulls you onto his lap.

You learned that he was talented at several things outside of acting and being inside out beautiful and a good 8- . Anyways, something you couldn’t tell your girls about on Monday.

Leaving him was too difficult two days later because you’re both those types of people where if you know , you know that you’ve found your person and both agreed to try and meet each other twice a week. Once for sure so that you try not to miss each other too much.

Maybe swiping right wasn’t so bad after all.

[unedited so if there’s a few typos i’m sorry i’ll edit them later! ]

#tyler lepley #the have and the have nots #fanfic for black girls #tyler lepley x reader #benny young

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rainy-day-gracie · 4 years ago

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Poker Face

hey hey hey !!

This was a Spencer Reid request for him to be not so sweet and innocent outside of work. Reader is a cards dealer at a casino and meets a man with good hair a knack for Texas Hold Em’. I hope this does your request justice, it was very very fun to write:))

Song is Poker Face by Lady Gaga, but you probably could figure that out:)

Fluff, little angst but not really, slight smut (??)

MASTERLIST

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart

The first thing I saw was his curly hair, looking messy but probably styled like that intentionally. Then I saw his cut glass jawline, clean of any stubble unlike the sleazebags surrounding us. He looked over at me as I dealt the cards, and I almost fell onto the ground.

His deep brown eyes seemed to peer directly into my soul, analyzing every movement and twitch my body did.

“Hey, Honey, let’s get the game going, huh?” One of the players sitting next to the man with the curls snapped, and I remembered I was supposed to be working.

The moment the game began, I knew he would win. The way he studied every player so closely, carefully moving his chips with his nimble fingers, staring at me with what almost seemed to be... No way, I was getting in my head.

It was down to three players, a dude with a MAGA hat on, a guy with a much too long beard, and the man with the good hair, who I had named Curly in my head.

For a moment, Curly looked me in the eyes as I passed another round of cards, and I actually almost dropped the cards. After three years of being a dealer, that had never happened before. “Careful, those are important. Wouldn’t wanna fumble them now, would we?” Curly smirked, and I tried to carry on with the game like I wasn’t seriously crushing on this man that I just met.

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun

Beardie had been leering at me the entire night, his drink never running dry. “Sweetheart, you havin’ company tonight?” He slurred, reaching across the table to grab at my thigh.

In a flash, Beardie’s arm was twisted behind his back and his face was pressed flat against the table. Curly stood over him, glancing from me to Beardie. “Apologize to the lady,” Curly ordered.

“Hey, hey, hey, I’m sorry, just let me go!” Beardie wailed, Curly letting him go as security rushed over.

“Is there a problem here?”

“Security, please escort this man out of the casino please,” I said curtly, jutting my chin out to Beardie, who rubbed his shoulder painfully.

As security escorted him out, Curly looked over at me with concerned eyes. I nodded to him, a small smile falling on my lips. The dude with the MAGA hat just sat, seemingly bored.

Curly won the game in two more rounds, making MAGA Hat down his drink and storm off towards the bar.

“Excellent job, sir, and thank you for handling the... incident, earlier,” I said sheepishly, handing Curly his winnings.

“My pleasure. Anything to impress a lovely lady like you,” Curly replied, and I hoped my blush wasn’t as obvious as it felt. He held out his hand for me to shake. “Spencer.”

I smiled, placing my hand in his. “YFN.”

Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

My back hit the brick wall outside the casino, Spencer’s lips crashing hungrily against mine. He chuckled as I slightly shivered in the cold air, my revealing uniform offering little help to the chill. Spencer pulled away for a moment, taking off his jacket and wrapping it around my shoulders before resuming our previous activities.

He tasted like whiskey and smelled of soap, two simple things I found strangely intoxicating. My hands tugged on his hair, a funny reminder of my previous name for him. Curly, I thought giddily.

Suddenly he stopped, keeping our noses pressed together but our lips not connecting. “I don’t do one night stands,” he whispered.

I immediately removed my hands from his hair, leaning back in the little space I had between him and the wall. “I’m sorry, we don’t-”

Spencer laughed, his nose leaving mine but his hands remaining firmly around my waist. “No, what I mean is... if we, you know, tonight... could a date possibly follow? Like, coffee, or something?”

In the hour I had sat and drank with Spencer at the bar, I knew enough about him to know kind of what I was getting into. Certified genius, doctor with three PhDs, poker prodigy, works for the FBI? My bar on guys wasn’t very high to begin with, but Spencer had raised the standards exponentially.

I smiled up at him, thinking of going on a date with this wonder of a man. “I think that would be very nice, Spencer.”

Spencer kissed me again, with passion but quickly. “Okay, let’s go to my place then. Get ready for the best night of your life.”

Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face She's got me like nobody

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DM me if you want to be added! I have a separate Tag list for America’s Sweetheart, and I’m very bad at tagging people to begin with lol

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oaklies-side · 3 years ago

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Intro!

Hi! I’m Oaklie, you can also call me Blue. (Oak is chill as well, preferably no other nicknames unless I know you.) I’m a professional artist and animation hobbyist. (Though I dream of making animation my profession one day.) I’m genderfluid and my pronouns vary by day, but you can use any, I won’t mind. I mainly use he/she/they, but if you’d like, I don’t really mind if you call me neopronouns either. (The only ones I’d rather you not use are it/its or any object/objectself pronouns. (Ex bun/bunself) Nothing against them ofc! Anyone who uses them is hella valid, they just don’t feel right when referring to myself.) Boundaries:

Don’t pry into my personal life. This includes my job, photos of me, my legal name, address/city/state, my irl friends and family members, school, ex. Use common sense. If I haven’t explicitly shared it on the internet, it’s for a reason.

I am a minor. Nothing nsfw please. Don’t be creepy.

You may make animation requests. That doesn’t mean I will make them, so don’t try and force me to. Animation takes time and if an idea doesn’t inspire me, I won’t make it, simple as that.

No threats, unless you make it very clear you are joking.

Don’t repost or trace my art. Reblogging it is fine, and greatly appreciated.

I am a queer person. If you’re queerphobic, get over it or get out. If you don’t support equality in general (Women's rights, blm, Asian rights, plus sized and neurodivergant equality, and all other oppressed/marginalized groups), get off my blog. I don’t support you or your views. Grow up, learn to care for others.

If you have any questions about my boundaries, feel free to ask! I never mind questions, and would much rather you ask if you’re unsure of something than assume, and possibly do something that brings me discomfort.

Not sure if this belongs in boundaries but I feel it needs to be said, if anything I say/do EVER upsets you in any way or is something you deem offensive, please please please let me know. I never mean to upset or offend anyone and I’m always trying my best to make sure I don’t, but I’m only human, and I’m going to make mistakes. With that being said, I always want to correct myself and learn from those mistakes, so shoot me an ask or dm telling me what I did wrong and I will apologize immediately, take whatever course of action is necessary to help fix things, and try and do better in the future.

Interests:

Dream smp/mcyt

D&D (Dungeons and Dragons)

Playing Ukulele and sometimes guitar, singing

Musical theatre (BMC, Mean girls, Heathers, Hamilton, DEH, Beetlejuice, In the Heights, 36 Questions, Wicked, Six)

Digital art and animation

Socials:

Youtube: Oaklie’s Side https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtU1W_RnxR3mzla9bt_bXA

Instagram: Oaklies_Side https://www.instagram.com/oaklies_side/

Etsy: OakliesShop https://www.etsy.com/shop/OakliesShop?ref=profile_header

Tbh I don’t post here often, and most of the stuff I do post is just repostings of stuff from my other socials, so definitely follow those if you like my stuff cuz I’m much more active there. (And if you’d like to commission me.. check out my etsy. That would be pretty cool of you but no pressure ofc) That’s about all! Thanks for reading this far lol, I’m kinda surprised anyone did tbh.

#intro #pinned post #lgbt artist #small artist #artist #dream smp artist #artist intro #intro post

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fandom-blackhole · 4 years ago

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My beloved darling my brain is on overheat, let's get this bread!

Armorer = Andromeda yess, did I tell you that I love your galaxy brain?,

This name can also explains Paz' fixation on the astronomical stuff,

Omg, he'd not only tatoo his babygirl's name but outline of Andromeda galaxy to go with it,

Grogu saying bad words omg,

Next time you and Boba are babysitting him, you are supervising them 25/8,

You let Boba teach Grogu how to swim, since you have a nice huge pool and it does seem harmless right?,

Next second you glance at them, Boba is doing some kind of water wwe with the kiddo, throwing him into the water lol,

LET ME KISS YOUR BRILLIANT MIND,

Also that meme that you've posted earlier of our connected minds is a real manifestation,

Listen, I thought about Rex and Cody too!,

But.. Jaster and Jango omg, honoring great grandpa and grandpa 😍,

Well since you and Boba have a big house, there is no problem with having more than two children,

Omg imagine the future vision of Grogu, Jango, Jaster, Rex and Cody being protective over Andromeda also sibling goals!,

Shit we need names for little Djarins tho,

I believe in you since you came with these brilliant ideas for Paz and Boba's children,

Boba playing guitar and singing for you,

He is secretly a big old fashioned romantic,

Also your jewelry collection must be worth more than entire national reserve lmfao,

Since Boba likes cowboys, space or not, he bought you a pony yeehaaw,

And you've had enough practice with riding, right? 😉,

Paz is really crafty, obviously,

He makes you flowercrowns using flowers from his little garden 🥺,

Boba saw your tumblr and decided to sign up too,

He immediately got attacked in the dms by those obnoxious, p0rn bots,

''Princess, why are random people asking me if I am looking for a sugar daddy? What is this bulshittery'',

You tell him to ignore these messages and that there is no point in responding because these are bots,

He doesn't get it, responding to every single one of them with I WILL FIND WHERE YOU LIVE YOU COCKSUCKER,

He actually commands his best hackers to find who is behind all of this shitshow lol,

No one messes with the Fetts, even bots,

Din doing your make up?,

Since he does a lot of drawing and doodling both in class and with Grogu his skills are pretty decent,

He'd even manage to put fallsies on you!,

I feel that Paz could totally slay your looks,

You'd be beaten to the gods, it's like mixing and adding ingredients so he's got you!,

Boba on the other hand is pro at smudging your lipstick and making your face stained by tears mixed up with mascara 😉,

Also Paz knitting???,

Making cute matching socks for him, you and Aurora and Ad'ika??? 😍,

When Din is home alone he vents to Crest about his existential crisis,

She just throws one of Grogu's plushies at him,

Boba asks if he can post pics of Fennec too,

You agree but under one condition,

You will send him pics done by you that he can post lol,

Paz, Boba and Din brotherly bonding st the shooting range,

They set up a little tournament,

But they all are so good,

Boba and Paz obviously have the work experience, but Din?

Auntie Armorer being a bad ass she is, trained Din and Paz in some martial arts and how to use a gun,

Grogu sneaking up on them and shooting straight bullseye lol,

Getting drunk with them?

Paz, due to his larger frame can drink a lot and still feel somewhat sober,

But when he is wasted he becomes even more of a goofball, wrecking chaos wherever you guys were partying at,

Din becomes drunk easly,

And he gets all blushy on his face,

Also he becomes really touchy and handsy with you 😉,

Boba being drunk?

Yeah, I think he can only become pussydrunk 😳😳😳

Okay sorry darling, but I need to calm down, I became too distracted after the last bit - 🐣

Listen there is no calm over here, and don't apologize for all of this beautiful masterpiece....

So names for Din's kids.... for a girl I like the name Farrah or Luna and for a boy what about Jax??

Boba totally tries to go behind your back and teach little Grogu things

You only find out about them because he tries to teach kids at school the same things and Din freaks out

All of the kids are super close and they all are protective of eachother

Especially little Andromeda, because she's just softer and more caring and she is the target when other kids are around

Rex and Cody are pretty much attached at the hip, doing everything together, and you and Boba aren't sure how but Rex was born with blonde hair, and Cody has a birthmark spanning where his scar is in the movies/show

Boba singing and playing the guitar? Be still my beating heart

Boba singing the the babies to sleep!!!!

Boba owning enough horse for all of you to go horse back riding when ever you want to

Boba has a movie theater in his house

BOBA BEING ON TUMBLR AND JUST GETTING PORN BOTS MESSAGING HIM LEFT AND RIGHT

Boba totally messages them all and tells them to fuck off he already has a princess

Listen Din is actually super good at art, and he loves when you let him do your make up

Grogu loves when Din does HIS makeup

Paz also is so good at making your base makeup look fucking flawless and natural and you aren't sure how he does it

And Boba is the KING of giving you that, just fucked look 😉😉

Paz knitting?!?!? 2739203/10 best image ever

He totally makes Andromeda's baby blanket as well as a bigger matching one for you

Din, Paz, and Boba totally get together every couple of months, especially if they haven't seen eachother in a bit

The Armorer definitely made sure her boys could defend themselves because she didn't want to see them hurt

Grogu is a total natural at shooting, but Boba will claim that he taught it to him because of the babysitting incident

GETTING SMASHED WITH THE BOYS!!

Din definitely can't hold his liquor and he talks so much more with no filter when he is drunk

He also will try to shove his hand down your pants, even if you are in public so watch out

You aren't even sure Boba can get drunk, but he does love drinking with you

Or better yet, drinking you 😉😉

Paz is totally a giggly drunk, and he always thinks he comes up with the best ideas but they are always terrible

But he does come up with some pretty good recipes while drunk

God imagine family dinners with all of the kids and Paz cooking 🥺🥺

Paz would be so overjoyed if you got a tattoo that symbolizes him

You both getting the mando vows tattooed in mando'a!!!!

Bob totally fills all the dad role with the kids so well

You find him telling them stories before bed and giving them each kisses on the forehead

(SEND ME THOTS!!!)

#🐣 anon #modern au #din djarin x reader #din x reader #boba fett x reader #boba x reader #paz vizsla x reader #paz x reader

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captainsspnanon · 3 years ago

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C2E16 - A Favor in Kind - rewatch liveblog

BACK INTO IT, YEAH BOI

...i apologize for that outburst

THE INTRODUCTION OF GAIL!!!!

I’m weirdly impressed by Laura and Travis’s voices that they do for this bit.

I still miss that they don’t promote the stuff that they’re in anymore, but at least we still get a bit of it when they’re in something that sponsored them.

This is one of those points where I wonder what would have happened had they managed to communicate with Siff and not gone into combat? Wouldn’t have changed much campaign-wise, but would have been cool to see the scene.

Matt struggling to keep a straight face is ALWAYS the best

BEAU ATTACKS YASHA AFTER THE WHISPERS GET TO HER!! I always thought Yasha made the first friendly fire, but APPARENTLY NOT!! Also holy crap, does this become a pattern or what.

Non-magical weapons not as effective...is it EVER a benefit to have a non-magical weapon? Like, magical weapons don’t have that issue, and if for whatever reason you enter a zone which cancels out magic, then a lot of magical weapons would just become normal weapons, not useless.

Caleb whispers to Siff and Liam texts it!!!! Oh man, and I’m pretty sure we never find out what it was. I WANT TO KNOW! What secret did Caleb share??? CALEB HAS LOTS OF SECRETS.

Frumpkin still in combat, which surprises me. Like, I know he was used in the Lorenzo combat, but that was also more because Caleb was spying through him more than actual combat. But it’s got to stop soon, otherwise I feel like I would have remembered it more?

29 minutes in, including opening ads intro vid and all, and 5 natural ones. Good time for the charity run to be going on, omg

the fact that Fjord only has one eldritch blast is messing with me. When does he get two? Level 5?? *researches* Yup, level 5. Oh WOW. Oh, and also it could have been four at a time if they ever reached level 17.

I would be interested to see what a level 20 M9 looked like, but at the same time, I kinda liked that the Nein never really went up against gods or anything like that. I feel like the Somnovum was big enough.

I kinda zoned out for like half the battle and I feel like I didn’t miss much.

Iiiiii…...forgot he came back. Oops! Battle part two!

And Yasha now attacks Beau. Oh the parallels that will continue literally all campaign. ILOVEIT

seriously, why do they only have one players handbook on the table like, EVER.

I love/hate that Matt was like ‘yup Sam you meet the DC, you’re good’ and Sam’s like, NO I MUST BE COVERED IN OIL. It’s a fun RP moment for sure, I love it! But at the same time, it’s like, you succeeded. Don’t make it like you failed. I don’t recall if it happens or if I’m remember a random situation that I’ve read about on the internet, but you don’t want to have a time where you’re RPing failure when you succeed, so the DM’s like, okay then you’ve actually failed.

Lol and matt immediately ‘punishes’ him by having Nott land in the ash and having it all stick to her.

Random off topic, but I forgot how this early C2 stuff I always feel like the lighting is too dark. I keep trying to turn up the brightness on my laptop to see better. I know they improve lighting eventually, I’m just not sure when. Maybe not even til covid times? WE’LL SEE.

Awww, they’re still so untrusting. Beau just found a magic book and hasn’t given it to Caleb! I’m assuming she will at some point, but it’s just so….they’re not a GROUP group yet and it makes me warm and fuzzy inside because they’ll get there! I love the grumpy group becoming found family.

And she gives it to him so quickly and easily! FEEEELS.

oh hey I forgot about molly magically knowing that nott took shit and hid it for herself. *annoyed sigh* you know, despite being in a small hole by herself. “I heard two traps go off” and maybe one of the artworks was trapped? Look, I really hate accusing anyone of metagaming because 1) there’s always going to be a bit of accidentally metagaming and it’s not worth getting upset over, and 2) because a lot of times the claim is bullshit anyway. But this just feels metagamey to me, I’m sorry.

Yasha talking to the sword!! Definitely not something I had any reference to before I saw C1.

Also, trying to watch Liam’s face as Matt is describing the sword, but Liam is intently reading the bit from the spell book. He seems excited? I think so? He grabs his pencil at one point and is interrupted from writing a bit on it. I wonder if he learned a spell from it?

And now Beau/Marisha is bugging him about it, and Liam’s taking pictures, scrawling things out, etc. etc. I WANNA KNOW!!!

lol at nott and jester telling fjord that he should keep a dream journal to help with lucid dreaming. I’ve actually lucid dreamed a few times, and I find it to be fairly meh. At least for me, I have to kind of fight to make anything that I want to happen actually happen in the dream, so it’s just not worth it. Plus, I’m lucky and my dreams are usually interesting enough that I enjoy what I remember, even if it wasn’t necessarily a ‘good’ dream.

SO MANY NATURAL ONES. And we’re only like an hour and a half in!

Trawled through the youtube comments AND the wiki to see if we ever find out what the spells were from Siff. No. :( SADS

LOL the mighty drie

Also I love how they’re all like we’re splitting the party! This is so exciting! This is a terrible idea! But we’re doing it anyway!! The difficult decisions of IC RP and OOC exploration.

OMG! Nott points out that Jester has a tiny bit of sweat on her upper lip. IT WAS ACTUALLY REFERENCED BEFORE THE GENTLEMAN REVEAL, WHAT

“Find Clarota again” I am loving all these small C1 references!

Also. Jester and Yasha being the strongest, and Beau being the most physically combative makes me so friggin happy.

LOL at Travis being totally flirty. Not Fjord (probably). Travis.

LOL at Laura completely shutting Travis down. Not Fjord (probably, again). Travis. I love this couple so much.

Wait, is Ford 150 a thing? COMPLETELY OVER MY HEAD

I think this is the one on one that probably the entire cast knew about without trying, simply because of all the artwork that came from it.

ACCEEEEENT!!!! 100% truth, I cannot choose which Fjord accent I prefer. They both work so well for such a variety of reasons! Also, this rewatch is completely boosting Fjord in my ‘rankings’. I think that Nott/Veth and Yasha are the only ones on a lower tier now, and Yasha I think only because she was gone so much that I found it hard to get to know her (though I’m clearly seeing her character in this episode! I know why I missed it the first time around though, as I started with C2, I had no clue how much was Yasha and how much was Ashley. Now? Now I can tell!).

So that puts my rankings at Caleb-Beau tied for first, Fjord-Jester-Caduceus tied for BARELY MINIMAL second, Nott-Yasha tied for third (which honestly I kinda count as ‘second’ because the rankings for the top are SO CLOSE. It’s legit almost Caleb-Beau-Fjord-Jester-Caduceus tied for first, but I just baaarely like Caleb and Beau more, and just baaaarely like Caleb more than Beau) and Molly at the end.

This has happened before, but I still miss them being at the table for C2, I love seeing Matt gesticulate and his hands cross into the other cameras. I REALLY missed that at end of C2.

I MISS NOTT PUTTING FLOWERS IN CALEB’S HAIR. It only happens at the beginning, but it’s just so friggin adorable

Oh Matt, trying to make them say “Do I believe __” instead of “INSIGHT CHECK”. I am SO glad that it failed, there is something so endearing about them all going INSIGHT CHECK. But in EuX when Dariax did a “do I believe him?” comment and everyone was so confused and then was like OH he means insight check. POOR MATT ILU

This tusk bit is so much sadder than I remember it. Also, so glad that Fjord had such a range of emotions. I’m honestly glad I saw Grog second, and could appreciate him in a different view after having seen Travis’s capability with Fjord.

I -would- have been fine with Molly tried to hit Nott after she lied about the rings if he were consistent. But he’s not! He still lies about the loot TO the Gentleman! He’s only doing the ‘don’t lie’ hit because Sam didn’t roll well. Seriously, if there was consistency I’d be more okay with it. But there’s not, so I’m not.

I love them lying to the Gentleman. It’s so uncomfortable, but honestly? When they go in for the play on the book (PERFECT with Yasha topping it off with a ‘NO!’) it works SO well.

Berleben has been mentioned a few times now, can’t remember if they ever go there. It SOUNDS familiar…

Is this the origin of pocket bacon??? I THINK IT IS!!

I like a lot of Matt’s names for the gods that he uses to get around the legal issues (Wildmother for Melora, etc), but man, Matron of Ravens just sounds kinda dumb. Like, “Raven Queen” ain’t that great either, but it flows better. Kinda sucks that he couldn’t just do a full swap out, but he really couldn’t after how heavily they played into C1.

I’m stopping myself from making comments about C2 to C3. I WILL REFRAIN FROM ANY C3 INFO IN THESE, JUST IN CASE.

Wait, does Caleb have a ‘bad experience with fungus’??? Or is that just Liam saying it? I HAVE CONFUSION. Nope, it’s Caleb! Do we ever know what this is? I don’t think it ever comes up again!

Hour long stun, holy shit

it would have been interesting to see how Beau and Molly would have ended up had things not gone south. Would they have become as close as Beau and Caleb did? Would it be a Nott/Fjord combative relationship? I’m honestly not sure.

…..take a drink whenever I fucking say ‘interesting’ during one of these things, holy shit. I don’t mean to overabuse the word like I am, but 1) a lot of times these reactions are actually over the course of several days, and 2) it’s sort of the only word I can think of at times, because I feel like it honestly fits best? If I was legit writing and editing this as not a stream of consciousness with caps thrown in, I’m sure I could replace it to sound better, but this is all flow of thought and I basically don’t edit it at all.

MATT’S FACE when Sam sneakily disguises as Veth for a normal hour at a cafe, and MATT’S THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS

LOL TRAVIS bouncing up and literally VIBRATING when Matt tells Sam “and I think I know where you’re sending it, so”.

Judging by the look on Caleb’s face when Jester is teasing him, I wonder if he’s already starting to crush on her?

Awww, Yasha so sad that her moon touched sword isn’t actually worth much. I wonder how much she paid for it to start, if it was ‘all of her money’?

Xeenoth (Xenoth?) feels way more scummy now that I know that he got bribed to kidnap Beau. During first watch, he was just a trainer who had a stick up his butt? Now? FUCK that guy

I forgot that Dairon hated the drow! Oooh, I’m glad there’s growth there.

OH GOD Caleb asks the mote if it knows if saving his parents is achievable AND WE DIDN’T KNOW WHEN WE WERE WATCHING IT OH MY HEART

LIAM STOP BREAKING MY HEART

lol and their reactions are all ‘it’s the luck feat all over again!’

I love how they’re hassling Liam about not sharing stuff, but at the same time I feel a little bad? Like, Liam has notably, even so far in this campaign!, read the cards and then rephrased what it says to make sense in RP language, rather than DnD technical aspects. He’s really only been secret about the spells he get, I think? Pretty sure everything else he says what it does, but he says it in a way that Caleb would, rather than Liam. But I get both sides, I’d be desperate to know too.

Awww, Nott and Jester are being adorable trying to get Caleb to share his stuff, but OOOF CALEB, that’s a heckin FEELS BAD from his point of view!

I love how Nott is just a complete shipper regardless of pair (ships Caleb/Jester, ships Fjord/Jester, ships Beau/Yasha), but it’s ALSO just Sam trolling?

Aww, they’re all discussing dressing up for the festival! I don’t think they actually do though?

*quickly peeks at the next episode* boo, they don’t. But can’t wait for next episode! It actually has the clip that I first showed my mom!

@suicidallyreckless

#critical role #the mighty nein #cr c2 rewatch #spoilers for c1 and c2

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