#AND I'M SO SCARED OF MY D/ING IS THAT THING

[springbon-t-art]

A promise is a promise…

I wonder what will go wrong this time…

mhh…

[fanfichubcircuit]

Bullfrog Alphabet NSFW 18+

While I'm working on the Bullfrog x Reader here's my sexy Bullfrog HCs to tide y'all over. Enjoy!

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Bullfrog is a very sweet person so aftercare can range from laying together talking before sleep to rubbing your sore muscles and cleaning you up. Whatever your comfort level is and whatever you need. You’d probably have to be forward and ask him what he needs. He also has like any juice or Powerade type deal you could want after.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs)

Non-sexually he likes his eyes the best. He thinks they’re nice and bright and loves making them pop with his eyeliner. When it comes to the bedroom his tongue is his favorite. It’s really large and soft so his partners enjoy it, and he loves the excuse to taste who he’s with. If you have a size kink, he can definitely satisfy it.

C = Cum (Anything to do with it)

You could literally cum anywhere on him. The only rules are no eyes, nose, or ear holes that just sucks. He likes feeling the proof that you enjoyed it and secretly he likes being marked by it. He wants to mark you too across your stomach and thighs or your back and ass (He couldn’t reach your face if he wanted to). If he gets to cum inside he wants to hold it in. And if you gently wipe some of yours on his face he’ll melt.

D = Dirty secret(s)

He totally stole your underwear. You two had been hot and heavy the night before so it was covered in you. It’s the only thing he’s never asked you permission for, but he was going on a mission solo and wanted you there, so he figured this was the next best thing. Throughout the whole ordeal of sneaking into that facility he kept shoving his face into your underwear to fill his lungs with you. He’s a little sex freak, but he’s YOUR little sex freak. Besides you two were well established at this point he didn’t think much about it.

The other secret he thinks about waaaay too much in his opinion. He had a dream that you clamped a spiked dog collar on his neck and dragged him around, complimenting him in a demeaning tone. You roughed him up and made him beg for a leash. He woke up in a sweat, confused, and blindingly hard. He’s not new to rough sex or the talk the leash stuff however makes him feel.. guilty. He’s very open minded when it comes to sexuality, but being a hybrid the whole leash thing felt like something he shouldn’t want. He totally revisits it when he touches himself.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Before his guild sect of the brotherhood was wiped out, back when he was first training with all the others in his age group. A bunch of super athletic young adults in close quarters all the time? Yeah. It was as randy as the Olympics. As he got older and moved away from the guild’s main compound he kept in touch with his fellow assassins as fuck buddies until.. well. He also had his fair share of romantic flings and one-night stands. Bullfrog knows his work is dangerous so he’s not ever afraid to shoot his shot. He wants to enjoy life as much as he can and he wants whatever partner he’s with to be as happy as possible as well and with his plethora of experience he is very good at keeping people happy.

F = Favorite position

He loves when you’re on top and pin him down with your hands and your body. But he also loves 69’ing so whatever creative position makes that magic happen he’d be over the moon for. Definitely wants to combine the two. You’re scared of smothering him? “A truly honorable way to go, but I am much too strong for that.”

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? More humorous?)

He loves to keep you happy and isn’t afraid to be silly. Anything embarrassing that happens turns into a shared laugh before jumping back into things. Any anxieties he jokes away with you. He can be serious too, but he sees the value in both. It’s sex, and his ego isn’t fragile, he’s not afraid to laugh. He loves having fun with you.

H = Hang-Ups (Stuff to Work through possibly) Replacing Hair

See the Collar Dream*. Bullfrog is very leveled out, but he’s not the best at focusing on himself. He loves to give, but you will have to remind him to be selfish sometimes and voice what he wants more.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? Romantic wise)

He is very intimate even when he’s silly. Being able to laugh and smile with you is a big part of it for him. But he also loves peppering your skin with kisses, tracing patterns into your skin, and if you’re down with eye contact he’s going to give you loads of soft heated looks up through his eyelashes. And the talk during? He’s either sweetly complimenting you or talking about your future together with such confidence you know no matter what Eden throws at you two you can handle it.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)

He uses his bubbles to relive past times instead of watching porn. He can also suck himself off he’s that flexible.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

He has so many. But a few top ones are he loves to be teased and denied. He also likes being rough with each other as long as it’s safe. His absolute favorite is knife play with his hidden blades. The fact that you would trust him so much when he’s so dangerous really gets him going. He doesn’t even need to cut you just having it laying against your neck while he’s in you is enough to make him lose his mind. He would love to cut off your clothes beforehand. He would let you choke him or step on his dick. But if you’re not a fan of rough stuff he doesn’t mind just being soft with you. He is top/bottom sub/dom whatever floats your boat. He loves giving you what you want. Having the power to bring you pleasure. Also wants to watch you masturbate or get dicked down. Not as a cuckold thing, he just wants to watch you in pleasure and doesn’t mind sharing.

L = Location (Where?)

Where do you want to do it? He can probably make it happen. If it’s a crowded room with no hiding spots it might be up in the rafters though. Hope you’re not scared of heights.

M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

Anytime you do something that’s super cute or just reminds him of why he loves you he’s already planning what to do to you when you two have a moment. He just won’t tell you. Unless you like being teased as much as he does. That’s the other part of it if you try to turn him on you’ve already succeeded. Even if you totally fell on your face, he would find it way too cute.

N = No (Hard and Soft boundaries)

Hard Boundaries: No big wounds and nothing dangerous or permanent. He likes things a little rough, but he’s not a maniac about it. He doesn’t like being outright cruel either. He’ll tease, but it never goes that deep emotionally. Soft Boundaries: He doesn’t like roleplaying as other people. He’ll roleplay different scenarios about how y’all first banged etc. all day, but he doesn’t want to ‘be someone else’. If he’s gotta be a pizza delivery guy it’s going to be him as a pizza guy not some dweeb named Paul.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Already stated in B, but his tongue is so big and soft. King of oral. Loves to go down on you and loves to receive. He really likes 69’ing because then the two of you can get lost in each other, but it’s a difficult pose to find with the size difference. Wants to see how much he can fit in you.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

After a high stress mission or long time apart absolutely fast and rough, but if he’s feeling romantic slow and sensual. Either way if you want something and voice it it’s yours. The pace is whatever you want.

Q = Quickie (How do they feel about it?)

Hand stuff and oral absolutely is a go whenever and wherever as long as you two aren’t in mortal danger. Full on penetration though? Nope. Not quickie material. Quickies in his mind are fast and free. Just giggling and touching each other without being super complicated.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

Absolutely. He’s confident bordering on cocky when it comes to his skill set. You want to fuck in a space you’re not supposed to? He can get y’all there and keep you hidden. You want to try a new kink? He’s probably had experience in it and if not he’s a quick learner. He risks his life all the time. Risk in sex is a cake walk.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go?)

More than you.

T = Toys (Do they own any toys?)

Absolutely. He has some for himself, and some to use with a partner. A good assassin isn’t afraid to take advantage of his tools.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He’s very teasing when it comes to his flirting, but pulls back when it comes to the bedroom until you prove you can take it.

V = Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

His breathes get heavy during, but if you’re doing your job, you could ring some sweet cries out of him. He’s not afraid to get vocal.

W = Wild card (Random Headcanon)

He knows how to pull. He’s not afraid to be cute and sexy and it is a deadly combo. That sensual look he can throw out just by lowering his eyelids? He knows what he’s doing. He’s making you laugh one minute then you look over to him. He’s on his side, head propped up on his fist so his arm pops, looking at you like that. “Would you like to see how flexible assassins have to be?” Yeah, you were screwed from the start.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He does have a cock I mean he’s a hybrid he’s bipedal and has eyebrows he’s not exactly 100% bullfrog. But he doesn’t have balls and it’s a reddish purple instead of pink or straight red. Smaller than the average I would say about 4 inches, but he’s really thick.

Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Like I said before you being you turns him on. His drive is very high. But he also likes the anticipation so being ready more often than you and having to wait adds a little something extra for him.

Z = Zzz (How fast do they fall asleep?)

He loves pillow talk so most of the time he’s the last out. Unless it’s really cold outside and he’s snuggled against your warmth. He’s out like a light.

[battydora]

some my hero academia men (pro heroes) trying their hand at pegging ♡

masterlist | rules

nsfw ahead, minors dni !

characters: small might, endeavor, sir nighteye, hawks

content: nsfw, pegging, sub!heroes, afab!reader, fem!reader, strap on, safe word-ing, healthy sex, fluff

small might: he is very nervous at first, mostly scared he might feel pain but you make sure to vanish all his worries away. lubing his ass took some time, because that area has never been explored before, not even by toshinori. “let's put that ass to use, shall we?” you tease playfully as you push your strap carefully and slowly inside him. he was laying on his tummy and he couldn't help but moan into the pillow he was holding onto for dear life, you pushing your way through his tight walls so slowly was painful yet satisfying. his toes twirled the more inside you got, gasping english expressions such as "oh-my-god" or "shit". once you filled him up entirely you made sure to check on him. "babe, are you okay?" he flashed a thumbs up at the question "can i move?" you saw him nod, he seemed so quiet, from embarrassment probably "don't worry, mommy will make ya feel good", you gently began to thurst into him, catching a pace you were both comfortable with, you couldn't see it right now but toshinori was already so sensitive and overstimulated, all of his senses were on peak, you weren't even going fast but your thrusts didn't last long. "california, california!" he moaned his safe word. toshinori let out a huge sigh when you stopped moving, he wished he could continue, he wished he could take all of you, but it was too much, he was too nervous. he hid his face with embarrassment as you pulled out from his ass carefully in a slow motion "i'm sorry... i really wanted to do this, but i'm not ready" "don't be sorry, silly! we can try this again when you are. you still took a lot in so bravely like the good boy you are, i'm proud of ya', babe."

endeavor: "i swear if i don't like this..." dealing with a man whose fragile masculinity was as high as his ego, wasn't easy we must admit. you both agreed to try this sometime despite enji being somewhat puzzled about the thought of a woman fucking his ass. it just sounded so... unnatural. but things change, todoroki, now you are laying on your tummy beneath (y/n) as she gets your ass ready for what's coming. "you can always safe word if you want" "yes, whatever...". once ready, you slowly introduced yourself into his tight hole, giving yourself support on the hero's lower back. with the face buried in the pillow, enji remained quiet, he didn't seem bothered at first, but as you fastened you pace, you dedicided to ask "enji, are you ok?" but you didn't receive a clear response, as far as you were worried, you rubbed his upper back with gentleness "enji-?" you stopped speaking when you saw the man rested the side of his face on the pillow, that was something you've never seen before, his face tinted in crimson red, teeth clenching and eyes frowned from complete arousal, you could swear you saw some tears threatening to fall off his eyes. before you could ask anything else, the todoroki lifted his hips towards the strap as he gripped the sheets, looking directly at you "d-deeper, please". a devilish smirk appeared on your face at the view "you naughty little thing" you said as your hips thrusted further and faster, stealing moans and incoherent pleas and sentences from the man each second, "you like your ass being fucked so much you can't even formulate a coherent sentence. number one, i'm going to have to teach you a thing or two about speech~". enji fantasizes about this everyday now.

sir nighteye: he is shy okay? but not innocent. mirai had already fantasized about you pegging him but he remained uncertain about how he should ask you and explain the huge strap on he bought for you to use on him. certainly he didn't expect to be roughly pushed to his desk, legs being spread open as you placed yourself behind him. "h-hun i'm not sure if we should do this here..." he tried to get any excuse to try and stay reasonable but having his chest pressed against the desk, wrists being held against his back and a boner aching inside his pants made the task difficult for the hero. the strap was recently bought and it was in his office, he didn't even get the chance to drop it home and wait for you to talk about sexual intimacy. you were there to supposedly drop some paperwork at his agency and go back to work but your day turned out to be much more interesting the moment you asked your partner what was inside that purple bag next to his chair. "oh come on, both of us have the most busy schedules already, we barely spend time home. consider this your lunch break~" your hands released mirai's and unzipped his pants, shamelessly pulling them down along his underwear, his legs were tense as arousal spread to every corner of his being. you reached the bag and took a view "wow look at the size, you even bought lube too. shit, aren't you ashamed of being this perverted, mirai?" you mocked as you squished his slim ass, he shut his mouth at the motion, he prayed to everything to not be caught like this, it would ruin him completely. and you knew it. playing these risky games pushed both to a new adrenaline level. you took your time to finger his ass to get it ready for the big thing, so the moment you put the strap and introduced it in him, it slided perfectly. you took it slow of course, mirai rested his forehead on the desk moaning softly trying to get used to the feeling, you had to cover his mouth after a while, you could really get caught for how loud he got. it was a better sensation than he expected.

hawks: i can't stress this enough: hawks. loves. anal. play. he finds way more satisfaction and fulfillment playing with his ass than just orgasm to genital stimulation so the strap idea came to him early. having him laying on his tummy for you for the first time was such a view, toned back adorned with wonderful crimson wings, lower back arched and hips lifting for you, silently pleading for your attention. keigo's body was tense when you first introduced the strap, but on the inside, he was very excited; you have played with his ass before so he entirely trusted you to move forward. "my little bird, how is it going?" you ask, griping his hips tightly and sliding in him so slowly and romantically passionate "oh, it's great, babe. fill me up, fill me up with your cock~" he pleads with a smile adorning his face "yeah? you want mommy's cock? will you be able to handle it?" "yes, yes! all of it, please- i'm your good boy, i can handle anything you give me~" his words almost made you melt, he was adorable when he begged for you like that "okay, if that's what my sweet boy wants, who am i to refuse?" those were your last words before giving your loving boyfriend the night of his life, full of pegging and pleasure just for him ♡.

[sisi-misi123]

This is Nikolai Lantsov x fem reader. Well i stil can't write summary soo

A/n: I don't know but this might be disturbing for someone so I'm putting warnings. But this turned out good. And again sorry if it has mistakes.

Warnings: eati!g d!sord!r, abu!e, t!xic boyfriend, star!ing, se!f ha!m sc!rs

,,As you say moi tsar!"

You sat in the gardens of the Grand Palace and thought about your conversation with Nina earlier. She encouraged you to be yourself and not hide in baggy clothes. This worried you slightly, not that Nina noticed your insecurity about wearing tight clothes, and the fact that she can tell you starve yourself for days just to please your jerk boyfriend. Nina wouldn't be able to understand...for now. Your boyfriend is a duke who is highly respected. He wanted you to be impossibly thin so you wouldn't run away from him and be beautiful enough.

A servant came to you and told you that you should prepare for a meeting with the king of Ravka. You have heard this and that about the scarred Tsar Nikolai Lantsov, but you have never met him. You should be trained in the Little Palace, but your village hid you to help them. However, you fought side by side with the Sun Summoner, and when the battle was over you were to become the betrothed of this hideous duke.

You got up and headed to your room to get ready, but when you tried to put on your kaftan it didn't fit you. Your boyfriend showed up at the door and said you'd have to lose so much weight in order to it's up. You were furious because according to him only sickly thin girls were beautiful and you were far from thin....So you took the kaftan and threw it on him and dumped him. However, he got angry and hit you so hard , that you saw stars. You hit him on the head with your hairbrush and ran out of the room. After you thought you were far enough away from him you collapsed into a dark corner of one of the hallways. You started crying, it wasn't because you felt guilty about hitting your ex, it was because for so long you were afraid and did not want to save yourself from him. Even now you were scared, so much. Because he could come to his senses at any moment, find you and.....he could do a lot of things. You got up, wiped your tears and plastered a fake smile on your face. As you was just entering the Great Hall, you bumped into someone.

You: I'm so, so sorry!

When you look at his face you realised that this was king Nikolai lantsov. And you bumped into him! That was so embarrassing.

Nikolai: No need to worry, darling!

You: It was so stupid of me, My Highnese!

Nikolai: Just Nikolai please!

Apparently the blow your ex gave you left a wound because the king's eyes widened at the sight of your shoulder and neck. You have bruises and sores all over your body because it wasn't the first time he hit you.

Nikolai: You're hurt!

You: That's nothing...

Nikolai: Who did this to you?!

You: It's not big of a deal.

Nikolai: It is when someone has hit you!

You: My boyfriend dis this, but now he is ex boyfriend.

Nikolai: Where is he?

You: I-i hit him and he is unconscious i think...

Nikolai: Did he hit you first?

You: Y-yes.

Nikolai: Has he hit you any other time?

You: I-i'm afraid i can't tell you that...

Nikolai: Why?

You: If he...if he find out I'm telling you this...he might beat me to...to death....

Nikolai took your hand and took you to the infirmary. Corporalnik trained there you took off the shirt you were wearing and remained in your underwear. You instinctively covered your body with your arms. The king had turned away so as not to disturb you. The healer said your body has so many scars and bruises, that it is unrecognizable. Only then did the king turn and his eyes widened barely perceptibly, but still he could see.

You: I'm sorry, but can i put my shirt back on. It's embarrassing for me to sit half naked in the presence of the king.

The healer: Miss i have to heal you.

You got a little angry: Oh trust me i can bare a little pain. I suffered for two years, it won't matter to me if I suffer this minimal pain!

Nikolai: Why didn't you tell anyone Y/n?

You: How do you know my name?

The healer left the room.

Nikolai: Maybe you've heard of a privateer named Stormhund?

You: Yes, I've worked with him before the civil war-Wait! You?

Nikolai: A tailor made my face unrecognisable.

You: You're lying!

Nikolai: I'm not lying, little rabbit!

That was the nickname Stormhund gave you because you get scared easily... It wasn't possible...or it was?

You: Oh my- I can't believe!

Nikolai: Come here!

You hugged him tightly.

Nikolai: Why did you let some duke starve you and beat you?!

You: I was scared.

Nikolai: Oh my dear! I love you!

You: I love you too!

He kissed you gently.

Nikolai: I'm gonna help you be yourself and to love yourself.

You: As you say, moi tsar!

[ungrateful-cyborg-moved]

Who is more protective? (any or all please)

There's a post that's going around lately about devotion and "dogs on a leash" (that are actually people) and I feel like this is a pretty good description of how Aïcha chooses to protect anyone.

In this specific case, she's unlikely to intervene without Estinien asking her/allowing her to, and she'll focus her efforts on supporting him instead. But the moment he gives her carte blanche to get rid of his problem? She'll go all in and it'll be brutal. Not necessarily physically brutal, she might 'just' choose to use her connections, but there won't be much left to get in his way.

So I'd say Aïcha x)

But if you don't know her well enough, you'll probably get the impression that they're fairly equal in this regard.

(Also, it's not a part of hers she likes very much. She knows just how far she can go and it's not pretty.)

Inge's the kind of woman who highly value being capable to fend for yourself. That's part of why she fell for both Yersinia and Y'shtola, and she very much doesn't want to have to intervene or protect them. She will, obviously, if the situation calls for it, but she'll usually stop at deescalation and support.

Meanwhile Yersinia is much quicker to try to protect her, probably because Inge only looks wise but is actually a reckless idiot on the regular, and Yersi's solutions would quickly be... explosive.

And I feel like Y'shtola would attempt to scare the problem away. And most likely succeed :'D

Inge might have a thing for intense nerdy black mages.

Hm...

X'yan is more intense and much quicker to intervene. Skaar's more the kind to let you deal with your problem unless asked otherwise (or unless he thinks this is above what you can do on your own, but he'll ask first) whereas X'yan is definitely more... involved in his way to take care of his people. And more likely to find permanent solutions, too.

I mean, Lian only agreed to A'idan's initial offer to travel together because he took one good look at him and was like "no way I'm letting him go alone, he's gonna get himself killed". And Lian's a gunbreaker, which should tell you enough about his tendency to protect those around him to begin with XD

That being said, A'idan is trying! But Lian's all reasonable, and uses arguments like "I'm the one wearing an armor", "I'm trained to take hits", "that's my job, let me do it". It's terrible, really!

So yeah, Lian's more protective. Much to A'idan's dismay, because he doesn't need to be protected, dammit.

(Emotionally, I do feel like A'idan would be quicker to intervene to protect Lian than the opposite, though. Precisely because A'idan is more assertive in general, and knows his boyfriend doesn't fully see his own worth.)

Thanks for the ask, @under-the-blood-moonlight!

[pequenosol]

Alright!! I have A LOT of stuff to write about today, so here goes nothing! Also, I'm spoiler ing this because. Well. Major ending spoilers fftdtrdrssrdrdr

My original plan was to fight Arven next, but after completing the Victory Road storyline, I was sent back to the academy, and as I exited, Clive caught up to me and (to no one's suprise) revealed that he is, in fact, Director Clavell. Then the weirdo claimed he was Cassiopia, and proceeded to fight me, and I proceeded to kick his rear. ALSO. YOU GUYS. He has a Polteageist on his team 👀 I didn't know he was a man of fine taste!!

After I beat him, Clavell admitted he was lying and got dragged away by one of the teachers. Since I was already there, I decided, eyyy! Why don't I finish up Starfall Street? So I headed to the courtyard for a beatdown.

Cassiopia was there and, to no one's surprise again, revealed they were Penny and challenged me to a fight, which I proceeded to easily beat them in (though all those Baby-Doll Eyes were very annoying >:/). Afterwards, there was a bunch of Team Star stuff that made me cry ;u; I LOVE THOSE LOSERS SO MUCH, YOU GUYSSSSSS-

Also. This screenshot. I'm DYING over it X"D WHEEZE-

After that and some more lore and dialog, I headed over to the Lighthouse to meet up with Arven and see what his dad wanted.

Also. Somehow I beat Arven there even though it's been over a week??? X"D

Anyways, we go inside, Turo called us, and told us to bring the Violet Book down to Area Zero, aka the crater. We say yes, but Arven's nervous and wants to test his abilities because apparently the Pokemon down there are very strong, so we fight. And I destroy him.....Tbh I'm not sure if I'm the best indicator of strength??? XD The battle wasn't really fair at all dtddrrsrsrsdrdfdt

After that, Arven says we need to get a team together, and I suggest Penny and Nemona, to which he's like, "Yeah they'll work ig."

So, I head out to the entrance of Area Zero, land there, and then poor baby Oolong gets scared and won't come out :c Turo calls us and tells us we need to unlock 4 lock thingies at four different lab stations scattered around the crater, so we do that! There's also a lot of Pokemon around there you can fight, but because I'm lame and doing a nuzlocke and hyperfixating on the story I didn’t fight any of them :p As we proceed to unlock stuff, we face a few scripted fights, everyone talks (especially Arven about his daddy issues), and can. can I just say I LOVE the rivals' dynamics with each other??? It's so fun oh my god...

Anyways, as we unlock the last gate thing (which, I will say, I love the aesthetic of the last area xgdtdtf) Turo glitches out and struggles to say children. Like. Sir.

This ain't how you spell that.

Anyways, I'm starting to get sus vibes from that man. We proceed down further to the main lab, and get attacked by a bunch of Paradox Pokemon. We beat them up but I get separated from the rivals and have to go inside the lab by myself. Oh and Oolong's out of their ball now! :D Also there's another Miraidon who's a total DICK >:c (pardon my language ^^')

While I'm in the lab, the Turo that was calling us revealed that he's actually a robotic-ai-clone of the original professor. Tbh. I would have been very suprised if I hadn't already spoiled that for myself X"D Anyways, apparently the real Turo died by protecting Oolong from the other Miraidon in a territory scuffle. The AI Turo takes me into an elevator, gives me some exposition and answers, and asks me to turn off the time machine that the original Turo made because it's messing up Paldea's ecosystem.

Once we get into the time machine room, AI Turo tells me how to turn it off, and warns me that once I do so, the lab's defense system will be triggered and he'll likely attack me. But then he says that he believes in me, so that makes me feel better c: I put the book in, and prepare myself for the final fight.

And. Like. Let me just say, the whole getting-ready-to fight scene is awesome as HECK. As for the actual fight, it. Was a bit scary X"D Turo’s Paradox Pokemon hit like TRUCKS, even though I was around 8-9 levels higher than them. I had a few close calls where my Pokemon almost died, but we were managing to defeat Turo's at a fairly decent pace.

At four Pokemon in, my Team was looking worse for wear. Turo sent out Iron Hands next, and Fennel, the Pokemon I planned to use to take them down, wasn't in any shape to do so. I know how Hariyama fight- I have one after all; they're very bulky with high HP and Defense stats. Fennel wasn't a special attacker and was low on HP- she wasn't going to be able to defeat them. So, I sent out the only Pokemon I had on full HP that would (hopefully) be able to deal damage without taking too much in return: Cinnamon.

Cinnamon started chipping away at Iron Hand's massive HP bar. Then, Iron Hands retaliated with a Thunder Punch- and Cinnamon ATE IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. BRUH!! 👀

Iron Hands went down the next turn, and out came Turo’s last Pokemon; Iron Valiat. I was sweating buckets. Cinnamon was the best equipped Pokemon to deal with them, but even knowing that, I was nervous as HECK. And it didn't help that Iron Valiant went first and got a crit with psycho cut. With my heart pouding, I clicked torch song and hoped for the best...

And Cinnamon OHKO'D them immediately!! CINNAMON BABY- this is why you're my favorite <3

Anyways, Nemona, Penny, and Arven showed up after I beat him, but turns out it wasn't over, Turo becomes a rock, LOCKS MY POKEMON IN THE POKEBALLS, and sends out the mean Miraidon.

Thankfully, I figured out that I can send out Oolong because Turo only locked Pokemon registered to me, and Oolong's registered to him! Also, I LOVED the final fight... it was scripted, but it was very fun and clever! We defeated the other Miraidon, and then Turo calmed down, told Arven he loved him, and told us he had to go into the future, else the time machine would stay running, so he did that. Me and the gang then headed home, and the credits rolled.

Man, can I just say I Iove this game??? 👀 It was so good, and the characters were all pretty well written! I know there's some post-game stuff, but I usually don't do the post game stuff, and I have a couple other video games I'd like to play, so we'll see XD

Thanks y'all, for hanging in there and going through this journey with me! :D Have a good day!

[taegularities]

RID!!!! RID!!!! RID!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I was waiting all day to be able to read cmi6 and when I started I couldn't put it down. My heart is racing with all of the emotions inside it and I feel like it will take me so long to process everything. But I am HEARTBROKEN and DEVASTATED, that's for sure.

I'm going to edit my actual thoughts now and you'll see all of my unhinged rambling, but I just wanted to thank you once again for such a beautiful (although at times heartbreaking) story 💞💞💞

Alsooo, those excerpts that you posted... I am incapable of coming up with theories right now but I've always wondered what happened at the frat party 🤔🤔🤔 Also what is going to be Hobi’s role in this whole thing 🤨🤨🤨 And I don’t know if I can take seeing Jungkook’s painting for Namjoon's exhibition if he's going to channel these feelings into it 😭😭😭

Anyway, I might come to talk to you about these things when I'm more coherent, but now I'll go read through my notes and experience the pain again. Love you 💞💞💞

IVI !!!! wahhh, i was so hoping cmi could have that binge-reading effect, bc i was lowkey scared i was boring y'all until i reread the chapter !! 😂 so i'm very happy you liked it so much.

I SAW YOUR UNHINGED RAMBLING AND I LOVE YOU SO MUUUUCHHH !!!! i read it all 'awhhh'-ing every other second. you know just what to say, thank you so so much 😭 can't wait to respond to that !!!

yes! the theories! i know the screenshots make it hard to come up with anything, but asking about the frat party is definitely a good start bc... i always wonder what y'all think what happened :D i already know it'll be so fun writing about it. and hobi....... gosh i was surprised that no one noticed, but that one. that one's gonna be fun, too :')

come back anytime hehe i really love hearing your thoughts. hope you had a good weekend, lovely 🤍🥺

[alex-fermer]

tw:vent

I've been trying to do myself fatal h@rm all day today, but I feel too weak for that.No matter what, my brain just can't let me c@t so deep to die, I feel sick, I'm such a weak

I have to do something, but every time I'm too scared.Every attempt I make ends up almost d@ing, but in the end I'm too afraid to go all the way

I'm just really scared.I'm so scared and hurt and cold and disgusted.I'm just suffocating

hehe actually, I don't like to write such posts, it feels like I'm playing the victim or doing something for the sake of attention.but actually it just really helps me

This week has been really difficult.and I really don't want to make things worse for people.I understand that everyone will be better off without me, sometimes it feels like no one really needs me.Although I'm grateful to everyone, I just don't feel it when I'm so vulnerable.Maybe I'm just ungrateful

[screampied]

A HIGH BUILDING RN. NEVER SEEN ANYTHING WORSE LIKE THIS. HUMAN CENTIPEDE IS EASIER ON EYES THAN THE SHIT I JUST SAW. Don't ask me what it is, tho (it's really daaaaaark)

Quoting myself now wtf where's half of my ask went..IM NOT TELLING IT WAS JAW DROPPING, MY EYES POPPED OUT FR.

U have satoru idc I'm naoya's bitch

I'd suck his toes. 🥵

ANYWAYS I WAS ON REDDIT AND POSTED A FAKE ASS EROTIC CONFESSION. HOLY SHIT 40+ MEN STARTED DM-ING ME. I KINDA HAD FUN BUT THEY RUINED IT BY SENDING ME THEIR NAKED ASS 😓😓 I am traumatized. I was going to eat and this bitch had to send me his d***. He thinks he is naoya or something. Men are so annoying. I wanna commit crime rn.

I also received some jaw-dropping confessions.

How was ur day pookie, why werent u online today🫶 its unlike your chronically online self. 😖🥺

🪰

u quoting yourself now 🗿

GIRLLLLLLL /gn TELL ME. trust i’ve been on reddit for a long time i KNOW THINGS.

ew. ok fine he’s kinda hot but still ew.

IKNOWWWW THAT THREAD. i was snooping around to read the stories of some ppl it was wild. WHY R THEY DMING YOU. 🙎‍��️ i forgot u can dm ppl on reddit wait. NOT U COMPARING MEN TO NAOYA PLEASE

my day is good. it’s like six am for me and i’m at practice right now and my chest is on FIRE. it’s finishing up then i have long ass courses. 🙆‍♀️💖 maybe it was a bad idea to go outside and i’m not fully recovered from my deathly sick state but yolo.

BYEIM NOT CHRINICALLY ONLINE. tumblr scares me that’s why i barely be on here. im a lurker 🧿 im so bad at this tumblr thing im so busy i have like NOOOO times to write. my tumblr girl era is so fake how do ppl do this bestie 🤞

[lbulldesigns]

Replying to Jungle-dogdad

I DON'T NEED THERAPY. Okay. Jinx is the one who needs therapy not me, she's the one with the issues. I just try to be honest; people just can't stand me being honest.

Secondly, she runs away ALL THE TIME. I might say that it will be better if she didn't come back, but me and everyone here all know that she'll come back. She's just being extra stubborn this time. I promise to start showing some actual worry for her if it's been more than three months.

She also took some money with her, once that runs out she'll just go crawling to her uncle like a stray cat.

She'll be fine.

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Replying to VenomousNiko

I am NOT jelouse of my little sister! I could do everyhting she can do, but see no point because she'll just eat up all the attention like always. Also my dad is demanding I go to therapy whether or not she comes back, so nice try doctor lol. She'll turn back up eventually. I on the other hand will be gone by then because I refuse to be anywhere where I feel unwanted.

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Goggle-Head replying to OP I can't believe you. Are you f***ing kidding me Mylo? Is this really what your spending you time doing? Are you seriously just spending your time complaining about Pow-Pow on the internet, rather than going over the options dad gave you? It has been, what, A WEEK since our sister ran away and all you've done is feel sorry for yourself and try to paint her in a bad light to a bunch of strangers. And even then you trying to "downplay" how you act still makes you look like an AH. This is just pathetic. Even for you. But I shouldn't be surprised, you've always hidden from responsibility by putting Pow down. You act like you could do anything she can do but we both know that's just a lie. You have plenty of talents and opportunities but A) don't utilize your talents because you feel overshadowed by Pow despite dad constantly praising you for your achievments. The fact that you make out that your some unappreciated and forgotten lamb jys pisses me off. B) you were offered scholarships, actual scholarships to a really good collage but turned it down because you got scared of leaving home. For all of your belly aching about just leaving home and going NC we all know that that's just you blowing hot air, you have never been able to stand on your own two feet. And you've hated Pow because she knows what she wants to do, and despite being riddled with anxiety would be able to go off on her own in the big scary world to find herself. This whole situation is proof of that. You might not be worried about her, or at least telling yourself your not worried, but the rest of us are. Dad is heavily blaming himself and is having trouble sleeping, Vi is a complete wreck but is trying to stay strong for Dad, Little Man is blaming himself (for good reason) and I am here reading the absolute BS coming from your immature mind. It's one thing to not care for Pow (which is pretty F****d up) but the fact that you are just actively ignoring everyone else's struggles is what really has me SERIOUSLY contemplating NC with you. I always just chalked your attitude up to pride but I think I truly see you for what you are. Narcissistic. Seriously take Dad's offer for therapy, because he isn't bluffing about kicking you out. He loves you but he can't take this anymore. It's been a year and you won't do anything about your future, except laying around at home belittling Pow. He doesn't just want you to get therapy so that you leave Pow alone, he wants you to get therapy because there is something seriously wrong with the way that you act. You can respond back to me if you like, but I'm kinda just done with you and don't want to talk to you. Because frankly, you embarrass me. Oh, FYI I showed your post to Dad and Vi. P.S. Stop calling me C-Man. I know that that's your "clever" way of calling me sperm -.- 290 Upvotes

(OP attempts to delete post. But screenshots have already been taken)

r/offmychest:

My little sister assaulted me but I'm somehow the bad guy because she ran away from home rather than face the consequences of her actions.

Posted 24th of May, 2021

I (20M) was recently assaulted by my (18F) sister, and rather than face the consequences of her actions decided to run away from home. And now I'm being treated as the bad because I said that it would be better if she never returned.

For context, me and my twin brother Big C were raised by our father (40?M) after our mother gave up her parental rights after giving birth to us. I have never met my mother, and this is fine because who needs someone that flakey in their lives.

Up until we were about eight it was just my dad, brother, and me. Until one month or so after our eighth birthday, our dad decided to adopt two girls. V (23F) and Jinx (a fitting name, trust me).

At first I was confused but after learning that V was biologically my sister, I got excited. At the time I mistakingly thought that Jinx must have been my biological sister also, but it turned out she had a different father. I remember asking why we were taking her in if she wasn't actually related to us and my dad growled at me to never say anything like that again, it was the first time he ever growled at me and over an innocent question no doubt.

I knew better than to ever say something like that again, I tried to be welcoming to her and although V was engaging and friendly, Jinx would not speak to anyone. She always stayed quiet and whenever our dad would go near her she would cower away and get teary eyed.

I hated how she acted like my dad would hurt her, and fully believe that this is why her therapist thought that my dad was abusive. The poor woman ended up losing her job because of Jinx's dramatics.

The sad thing is that I seem to be the only person who truly sees Jinx for what she is. Trouble.

For a while, I thought everyone else was starting to see also but nothing was ever really done about her behavior. Except to send her off to her rich uncle (maternal) who would shower her with praises for her art and grades, and give her gifts. This only made her spoilt.

I tried to counter this by reminding her that she wasn't special so that she wouldn't get a big head and all she would do was start crying and then lock herself in her room and I would be the one getting chewed out.

well, you basically get the idea.

Coming to the true crux of this post.

A few days ago, I was at home minding my own business, and trying to enjoy my gap year. When Jinx comes in and is crying, yet again.

Maybe I let my annoyance get the better of me and called her a crybaby. She stops and just stares at me, and then her face contorts into this really ugly way and she screams loudly, before launching herself on me and starts beating me up.

I was taken completely off guard and tried to defend myself as much as possible, but she is surprisingly strong despite being a skinny ass.

And she just keeps saying "I hate you, I hate you" as she beats me.

My dad came in and pulled her off of me, whilst I cradle my bloody nose (literally bloody) and I catch dad telling her to get out and I felt elated for a minuet because I thought that he FINALLY saw sense.

But after she bolts from the house my dad drives me to the hospital to make sure nothing is broken (nothing was broken thank Janna), and as we are driving home I ask if we are going to the Enforcer station. Dad looks confused and asks why, and I say to press charges. My dad states that I will not be pressing charges because an ass whooping was long overdue.

I felt shocked and betrayed and got angry, I kept asking why he's always going so easy on her.

She wasn't his daughter, not really

She was constantly causing problems with her outbursts and "trauma"

She emasculated him by getting her uncle to pay for her studies

And, she just assualted your flesh and blood.

My dad stayed silent, and I thought this meant that I won the argument. But as soon as we got home, he kills the engine and turns to me. Looks me in the eyes and tells me in no uncertain terms.

"I have tried being patient with you OP. I have explained to you again and again that your little sister is not this monster you make her out to be. Her trauma is real, she watched her parents die in front of her, and that's enough to affect a grown man let alone a small five-year-old girl who didn't know the concept of death. She experienced some shit in the foster system before finding her way to us. And I have done everything I can to help her the way she needs, whilst raising the rest of you kids. I tried to be understanding of you when you were a kid because you didn't know better, I tried to be patient with you when you were a teenager because Gods know I was a real shithead when I was younger. But you are an adult now, my patience is extremely thin. You need to start figuring your shit out because your sister doesn't, and never did, deserve the hate you throw at her"

I won't lie, this hurts. Despite how Jinx is, I do love her I just feel like I'm the only person trying to set her straight.

I pointed at my face and stated that I wasn't the one who hated her, on the other hand she saw no problem with hating me.

Dad asks why she attacked me, I said I didn't know (I didn't want him to twist my words around on me) he just looks at me and says "You're sister wouldn't just attack you without reason".

At this point, I tried to get out of the car, but my dad grabbed my arm, held me in place, and demanded again what I did.

I finally relented and said I called her a crybaby and he groans at me, I said "see she completely blew everything out of proportion". He says that Jinx shouldn't have attacked me, but then asks why I felt the need to insult her.

I lost it and said that she's always crying.

I can't walk past her room without hearing her cry, SHE IS A CRYBABY.

Dad just looked at me, and disappointment was written all over his face. Not at Jinx, but at me.

He takes a deep breath and says to me that I had two options.

I agree to go to family and individual therapy because I am an adult now, and this "petulant child" and "victim complex" is not healthy for anyone.

I continue to act the way I am, but I need to move out and start standing on my own two feet and learn what actual struggle feels like because I've had it pretty easy with life, and hopefully gain some empathy in the process.

Either way, I was never, ever going to bully Jinx again.

I spent the rest of the night in my room stewing over everything, I ignored V when she started banging on my door demanding what I did to "her little sister" before C-Man convinced her to leave me alone. But afterward, he asked me, through the door, when I was going to grow up before leaving himself.

At some point the three of them, Dad, V, and C-Man. left the house to work at the family bar. I refused to leave my room and Dad told me to take the night off to 'lick my wounds'. I fell asleep at some point and woke up briefly because I thought I heard someone walking past my door but just chalked it up to one of the others and went back to sleep.

I didn't leave my room the next morning, out of protest, but saw Dad leaving to go over to Jinx's BBF's house no doubt to continue coddling her.

However she wasn't there, and after searching the whole day, didn't seem to be anywhere.

It's been several days now, Enforcer's can't go looking for Jinx because it was proven that she left voluntarily. Apparently, that person I heard that night was Jinx scurrying off with her belongings and paperwork.

Honestly, I'm glad she's gone. But my dad is still holding up the ultimatum, he says that when she returns I will have my shit together and that he's disappointed in how unaffected I'm acting.

So long story short. My little sister beats me up, and somehow, I get in trouble instead, she runs away from the consequences BUT DAD'S ULTIMATIUM IS STILL IN EFFECT.

It's completely unfair. I'm the victim here.

Honestly, I'm considering going no contact with everyone because I'm done with JINX getting all the support.

Thanks for listening to my rant.

This is a fan fic, please read tags

[utilitycaster]

Hi hi! This actually isn’t a critical role specific question from me, but you said you’ve been a DM, and I was wondering if you have any tips or tricks for beginners at running a table?

Thank you!

So, DM-ing is a lot of things and it's hard to give a succinct summary so feel free to narrow it down, but here's a few things I have found useful that I haven't found easily elsewhere, or are particularly good notes from things I've watched/read. (For fans of actual play - Matt did some DM tips for G&S back in the day and obviously the GMs of Exandria Roundtable with him, Brennan, and Aabria is good; Brennan's Adventuring Academy is also good and can be listened to as a podcast if that's easier, as can Dungeon Court on NADDPod. The last one isn't explicitly GM tips but Murph is probably the GM whose style I try to emulate most and there's a lot amidst the wacky questions that is worth keeping in mind about how to approach problems as a DM). Also, I failed to keep up with Three Black Halflings but they also had good DM-ing tips.

Don't be scared to say no. Don't be too rigid, but sometimes you are going to have to give a flat no. A lot of people won't do this because they're nonconfrontational or have absorbed too much of the "D&D is fun! Do whatever you want!" philosophy and haven't actually considered that a lot of people do want structure, that one player constantly trying to break the game isn't fun for anyone else at the table, and because the only things the players know about the world and how it works is what comes out of your mouth, you need to provide a consistency within said world. Also sometimes people will be like "can I be this broken-ass build I found on Reddit that deals 700 damage per round but requires a deliberately unintuitive misread of the rules" and you can just be like "nope!" and save everyone a lot of annoyance.

Have a session zero; make sure the party makes sense for each other and for the world and story. Also make sure whatever other tools you use work for everyone. I've said this before but: I play over Discord and I'm often looking at my notes. I'm not going to see someone throw a red card if they're uncomfortable, so I tell my players at the beginning that they will need to speak up if they're uncomfortable, and it's worked out well. Some meta advice on what other DM-ing advice to take: do not listen to the wack jobs who say there is only one way to run a table and that it is coincidentally theirs. Find something that genuinely works for your entire group, what you want, and how you play.

Things to set in the session zero: basic world/party comp including if there's any classes/races/subclasses that don't make sense for said world; absolute no-gos for players (ie, the trigger/this isn't fun for me list) and how you will handle discomfort that arises in the game; house rules. I don't believe in doing most house rules early on - play things generally as written or at least intended until you find something that your group needs that isn't in the standard rules - but I do usually play with Matt's resurrection rules rather than the standard D&D ones but I check with the players first about this.

I think Aabria said she usually plans around the length of the session for each session, and this is pretty reasonable. When I've done significantly less planning than that it's been rough, and usually I don't find that I need significantly more.

Everyone always says "if it's your first time DM-ing, use a module" and like, no one ever does, but consider doing so. It is way easier.

Mistakes happen and don't be too hard on yourself! But also if things are going super off the rails or your players seem very confused, or if the players make a wild but valid choice, it is ok to take a break. You're human; you can say "hey, I'm worried we're not on the same page" or "hey, you did something cool but also I did not prep for that, give me 10 minutes."

CR ratings are really more vague suggestions. I've used kobold fight club to try to build encounters but also I think it's helpful to just accept your first few encounters might be kind of weak, and scale things from there once you get a better feel.

The best part of the GM Roundtable was all of them but notably Brennan talking about how the goal of a DM is to guide the players towards the most interesting resolution because solving things too quickly isn't a story.

It's ok to be on rails. Don't force people outright into choices, but you can guide people towards something specific; a full sandbox-y world is really hard to do. This is also why modules are good because that expectation is set.

Reward good RP. It doesn't need to be mechanical rewards (though someone who's been making consistently interesting and dedicated choices deserves an occasional treat, imo) but if you have players who aren't just running through the basic rules but are actively making creative choices or doing excellent character work and engaging with your world, at the very least make sure they get rewarded with good story.

You are a player too; this is what D&D Court from NADDPod is very good at hammering home. You want to make it a good time for the players! You're also doing TONS more work and if a voice is wrecking your throat, if a topic makes you uncomfortable, or if the party is refusing to follow plot hooks, have a conversation. I think a lot of advice skews either really heavily towards "everything is for the players and you should sacrifice yourself for them and anything less is selfish and mean" or else "the DM is god and if the players don't make the right choice then that's their fault" and neither is correct. You're a player; you're also doing more work. If your plot doesn't interest anyone, then no one's going to have fun, so revisit (and perhaps run a longer/more extensive session zero and do a post mortem, because you are allowed to want to run a specific type of story but you might have needed to be clearer with the players); if an NPC is hard to play you can come up with a reason to change them a bit to make it easier; and if a topic makes you uncomfortable, you're also allowed to throw the metaphorical red card.

Really, I think the biggest theme for all of the above is "don't be afraid to stop and talk if things are in any way not working; do not let a fear of confrontation or breaking immersion set you down a path where no one is having fun."

This was all more on the order of general philosophy so again if you have specifics on like, how to pick monsters or whatever, feel free to ask those, but I find there's often a lot of advice on those specifics and much less on the above. Good luck!

[apompkwrites]

More thoughts on our lil poly group… I’m also lowkey trying to figure out group/throuple puns. So far, I have Octopoly-ing(cause I don’t know how to spell) F-eel-ings. Cause. Well. I love puns. Octopoly cause… octopus… poly… and F-eel-ings cause… well… we got some eels. It kinda sounds like “Occupying Feelings” soooo…

I’m also wondering for lil Leech, they seem to also have a lil ahoge. They seem resemble Jade with what side it’s on, but I can’t help but ask is that their only ahoge? Maybe they have two like Riddle but instead of forming a heart, they just frame lil Leech’s face?

…I’m also wondering about Aster(I’m calling the electric eel aster now)’s UM… Jade’s UM’s phrase is literally “Shock the Heart”, soooo… makes me wonder about our lil electrify friend’s UM… is it electri-terrifying? I feel a lil bad cause I love puns but I know not all folks like puns and may even find them cringy… but puns are so nice…

Ooooh! Would any of them have something like Jade and Floyd’s earrings? Be it two out of the three or all three? I’m also imagining lil Ashengrotto maybe shyly giving them a present and being scared of their reactions so they aren’t really looking at the two and the two just… look at the gifts… look at each other… and silently solidify even more if not already established their relationship of protecting our lil octo at all costs…

Dang it! I am so soft for them! I did not expect to get so soft and attached to them gosh darn it! I guess you can say… they’re Octopolying my thoughts ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

hehe octopoly

so for leech!(name)'s lil ahoge, i like the idea of them having two? kinda like lil ears in their hair. but but! they kinda look like their fin ear things when they're in human form? like its less obvious when they're in eel form but human form it sorta looks more like fins :D i'm kinda obsessed with the idea that the twins each have designs on one side while (name) has the design in the middle?

like, think they always take photos with (name) in the middle and floyd and jade to the left and right.

so im not actually too sure about aster's UM? because i sorta based him off of one of my electric eel ocs that already exist for twst. so i'll try and give it more thought and probably do a deep dive on him someday :)

so on their own, leech!(name) would definitely have had a pair of matching earrings with their brothers. whether or not they choose to wear them... who knows? but as a trio, they'd definitely wear something that unites them all :))

maybe ashengrotto!(name) has a lil necklace (kinda like ursula) and then the eels have maybe some sort of rings? because leech!(name) doesn't wanna have a connection with their brothers depending on their relationship.

and yes yes if the eel duo gets a gift from their precious lil octopus, they'd freeze and just be like "oh my seven we love them"

[yanderes-galore]

Yandere Halloween Prompts Day: 17

Word/Theme: Serial Killer

Yandere! Serial Killer! Medic

Pairing: Romantic

Possible Trigger Warnings: Female Darling, Yandere behavior, Obsessive themes, Possessive themes, Murder, Kidnapping, Drugging.

Blood spattered the doctor's coat as he went to work. Tools littered a metal tray beside him, pooling with the metallic liquid. An excited sigh escapes his lips while his face was hidden by the plague doctor mask.

"Take this as a punishment." The masked doctor spits, physically shaking. "You made me have to rush my plans, now look at you!"

Gloved hands prodded at the...remnants of the person in front of him. A sadistic chuckle ringing out in the air as the body made a satisfying squish. The saw always cut so nicely.

"Oh, This shall be a warning to others too for rushing my plans...." The sadist sighs. "...I guess I won't have to worry too much about that now thanks to you! So maybe I should be thanking you."

Something rustled behind Ludwig, causing the masked doctor to all too giddily turn around. A feminine groan echoes in the dark corner of the dingy room. A childish giggle comes from the man as he walks away from the bloody scene.

"My dear liebling, I can tell you are awake!" Ludwig cooes. You're groggy in the dark corner, sight unable to awake fully. What you can tell is the foul smell assaulting your nose.

You nearly wanted to vomit. Your eyes were still blurry but the smell made you terrified. Where the hell were you?

Footsteps approach you and you feel your body tense in your restraints. You feel chains clipped around your wrists like handcuffs and one around your ankle attached to the wall. You were completely at this person's mercy.

"W-Who are you-? Where am I!? It smells like...blood-!" You whimper in a panic. Eyesight finally adjusting, you were met with a masked man speckled in blood.

"You scream quite a lot...." the man comments, you hadn't even realized you were screaming. "Here, I have something to help with that."

A syringe is produced from the bloody man's pocket. You try to move your arm away but his gloved hand quickly grabs it to prevent you from moving. You cringe at the feeling of blood on your arm.

"Focus on me, liebling, stop moving." The man is calm to you, even while you try fight him. The needle slides in quickly beneath your skin. You hiss as the plunger of the syringe slowly goes in before the needle was pulled out.

"What did you...." You slur your words.

"Give it time. You'll calm down enough to speak to." He laughs before putting the syringe on a counter. "You're adorable when you scream, but you have no reason to...as of now~"

His tone was hard to read. 'As of now' could mean anything. You were too scared to press him.

"Does the...smell bother all that much?" The man asks with concern before making an 'Ah!' sound. "Now that you've calmed down, I'll introduce myself."

The man went to presumably clean the room a bit. Meanwhile he began to speak again. You could only idly listen.

"Just call me Ludwig. It would be wonderful to hear you say it to me." The masked man, Ludwig, says over his shoulder. You heard items being stuffed into trash bags and a metal tray being dropped into the sink.

"Ludwig..." You pause, observing the reaction of the man. He seemed to...shake for a moment before making a sound of confirmation. "What...do you do?"

"I'm...a doctor-" Ludwig says to you, before quietly saying something to himself.

"This...doesn't seem like doctor work-" You say mostly to yourself.

"I guess I should say...used to be. Not like your reaction matters." Ludwig muses. "You're the one chained up!"

"Do you think what you're doing is...funny!?" You bark, Ludwig surprised at your sudden aggression.

"No, not really. I find it quite serious if not relaxing."

"Relax...ing?" You're in disbelief.

"Not the chained up thing, no, although your presence is soothing. The...experimenting I do." Ludwig seems to have no filter at this rate. Much to your sanity's dismay.

"I...don't wish to know-" You huff. With the position you were in you could guess what he did based off the smell alone. A killer, a sadist, anything in between. "But...will I be an experiment to you?"

Ludwig goes silent, having disposed of whatever he had done. His gloves are taken off and washed in the sink. The silence feel deafening to you.

"I do not wish to, no." Ludwig answers. "But I hope you don't push me to it."

His answer feels like a warning. You don't register it completely however as your senses start to dull. Ludwig scoffs.

"Damn, I may have put too much." Ludwig grunts. You hear footsteps near you again.

"I guess this is Good Night, liebling." Ludwig sighs, you feel him lean closer. The mask is lifted just enough to press his lips against your forehead.

"Sweet Dreams~"

[moralina]

When you want to keep him safe

Eddie munson x reader

(gn!reader)

Wc: 347

Warnings: slight mention of reader being shorter than eddie, fear of d*ing i guess?, my english (i haven't written in english for like half a year so... yeah.

Since that night at starcourt mall just a week ago - too recent for you to be able to sleep without your applejack lamp on - you haven't been able to think of anything else. Too scared to be alone at home, but also fearful of what awaits you outside.

Your nights were now spent awake, just staring at the ceiling, thinking about what if...

What if you weren't lucky enough to survive one more battle against the upside down?

What if it hurts too much? Would anyone cry for you? Would they miss you?

A light snore sounded to your left, your head moving to glance his way. At least one person would - you thought to yourself. Eddie's hair wildly spread on the pillow, covering half his face, eyes softly closed and mouth open, his arm around your waist, keeping you close to him.

The memory of him saying i love you for the first time flooded your mind.

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"Iloveyou!" He had blurted out of nowhere while you were making some pancakes for the both of you.

When you turned to face him, stunned by his sudden words, a shiver ran down your spine and you smiled like you'd never smiled before, only to see him frozen in place, eyes wide and mouth half open.

"What'd you say, Eddie?" You glanced at him innocently. Knowing you better than enyone - and being the main target of your sarcastic and evil personality, he immediately knew you were just teasing him.

He loved you so fucking much

"Ha ha," he relaxed, one hand running through his hair while the other rested on the counter, "you're a bitch, you know that?"

"Oh Eds," right hand on your chest and a light smirk on your lips, "I'm flattered." you walked up to him, standing on the tip of your toes and whispered in his ear, "I love you too, baby."

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Eddie was in a deep and peaceful sleep, and you were grateful for that. He hadn't faced the upside down, and if it's up to you, things will stay this way.

A/n: I've wanted to write for eddie for a while now i just didn't have the energy, but he's baby and he deserves love 🥺 so i wrote a lil something!

[lunaralight09]

Halloween with SCPs part 1

Okay I know that I said that I'll write 4 chapter about Halloween , but I have no time for that and I combined 1 and half of 2 part . So enjoy . And I need to write 2 part and maybe 3 part if I can .

They will be pretty short . Srr guys

Scarlet King

"What? Holiday? What's the meaning of it ?"

"Take it easy! It's one of the holidays, but it's a day of fear, and it's called Halloween"

"A fear day? Sounds tempting .. continue"

"On this day, everyone scares each other, puts on frightening costumes, decorates the house and carves pumpkins ."

"You persuaded me . I may like it ."

(Yes , it's a little dialog , so what . Oh and my bestie helped me .)

So he said that he may like it . It is true . He like Halloween . He like scary things . So yeah . A good Holiday !

Khahrakh like the fear . Heh . He'll just look in the window to scare some strangers . Try to make an excuse . Cuz some people will knock on your door and ask you about A F*ING DEMON IN YOUR WINDOW- . So get ready for that .

And . Costumes? Really . He won't . In fact he and 001 don't have a human form they both can be 2 m in tall , whenever they want . So he won't go anywhere . He can't put you in risk Y/n . And that's good . Very good . Am I right ?

Pfff . The true is that he don't need food . And he won't die of hunger or dehydration . Lucky son of a b- . Ahem . Let's continue shall we ? Of course we should reader ! He don't need food or water . And he does not care about the taste . Who would've known that ?

He can't go with you . Cause the suspicion of him not being actual human . No really . He won't go anywhere . He won't listen to you . But , if you like going outside on the Halloween night . He'll be your shadow for a night . He's okay with that .

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... He don't care . If it's not something that is connected with you . You know he cares about you reader . Again I'll say that you're lucky .

Fear is one of the emotions that people often show him , but some try to hide it . He don't understand why people hide their feelings and ashamed/embarrassed of them . Like literally who said that boys can't cry ? Huh ? And who said that crying is making you weak ? People are weird and mean to each other . He don't really pay attention to it .

No . I can not go outside . I can glow . Especially in the dark it's more noticeable . But my armor would be my 'costume' if I could go outside .

Same as Khahrakh(Aka Scarlet King) . I'm talking about candy .

Since he can't go . He'll give you a dagger that will get on fire(that won't hurt you or burn your clothes) when you take it in hands . Just like his sword . He want you to be save and not stressed . And if you'll stay at home he will watch you play or watch horror movies . Or Halloween specials . He is so supportive . You can even imagine . But if you get bored he can get you to the gates of 'heaven' and you can hang out there . What do you say Y/nn ?

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They really like it . So f*ing much . You know the spookiness and COSTUMES .They love the idea of wearing costumes . He can wear any costume . He can be jester , undead , murderer and etc. IT'S SO AMAZING HOLIDAY ! And you cannot change my mind .

And they are pretty scary . Especially if mad . You know . Aaaand she like scaring kids . You can't change my mind again . He just likes the fear .

And I already said that they can dress as anybody they want guys . So yeah

About candy and sweets . They like the taste of sweetness , really much . They don't have favorite candy they like ALL . No really .

Oh you don't like going outside/trick or treating . That's okay ! Wanna watch horror movie then ?

SCP 049

He's fine with this Holliday . He can still wear his usual clothes . And no one will look at him like he's a weirdo , so that's the plus of Halloween .

He don't like if he scare the kids . Already the D class , scientists and some guard afraid of him . And he likes kids .

You already understand that he'll wear his usual clothes . I don't want to say more about it . Okay ?

He's really new with candy . They are pretty good . He don't need to eat , so he won't eat to many sweets . But I think he'll like chocolate . Maybe a peppermint or something .

He don't really like going outside . He know that he can cure people and they'll think that he's a monster and do something about it . So he can't go outside unless you will hold his hand , like with a kid . He's pretty dangerous to people .

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He's like 7 year old kid . You know his reaction . Just like Skid and Pump probably . So yeah . Well in short he's a CHAOS .

He don't understand why almost everybody will be scared of him . Maybe cause he's a crazy person . Maybe ... But that's not his fault . He just can't control himself sometimes . So don't blame him about something he did and if it's really bad . Like KILLING A RANDOM PERSON . Just like his bro he will wear his usual clothing . And probably scare the sh*t out of everybody , cause he'll probably be weird . Not probably . He will be .

OH NO . Not the sweets . Or he'll be sick . You understand me reader ? He will do something with them . Don't trust him . Please . I need you .

Like everybody he'll be with you . Jay's a lost puppy you won't change my mind . And never will .

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That's cool Holiday ! But he don't really like creepy things .

He can't really scare kid . But his brother is .

And he will probably wear no costume .(Kids will think that he's a cyborg. It's half true .) Or you can give him ideas for costumes and he will gladly wear them . I you two don't have ideas what to wear . Well if you don't like to wear costumes/going outside that's okay ! He's very supportive )

He loves sweets . It's an amazing taste ! He can't help himself . But , don't give him many . It's bad for health you know . And he know it too .

As I said he can/won't go outside trick or treating . If you won't he won't go . Mostly all will be near you .

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Eh . He don't like Holidays . What? Don't look at me like that . He was in his box for many centuries . And he don't know the meaning of Holidays and etc.

Ohoho. He's really scary . And love scaring everybody . Maybe he'll like this Holliday . A little only . He can go outside in the night and scare strangers . What? I like it! You can't judge me

Candies pfff . No . He don't like sweet taste . He like other tastes . Again don't judge him . So he won't have a favorite candy .

And he can go outside and probably will . In the night only . So he won't leave you alone at home/in streets . Don't worry about that .

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Huh . You need to explain Holidays for them(Like for the others) , good luck . It's hard . They don't know the meaning . Or anything .

And they don't like scaring ANYBODY . They don't care about human and etc.

And .. they literally can't eat , but they have a metallic body and his head is a computer screen where their face appear . And I said they can't et anything . So no sweets for them or food . And again I'll say , they literally don't understand the meaning of food too .

Pfff costumes? PATHETIC .They won't go outside > wait you wanna go trick or treating ? Okay friend/honey . I'll be the stereotype ghost . You know . Just wear the white sheet over me with eye holes . they have a soft spot for you . Even if you're just friends . They are tolerating their friends .

And like the others they'll go with you or stay home with you reader.

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' A what . Halloween ? ' They don't understand . You know . He was in the staircase for their life . And you managed to get them out of his 'home' . So they will be new to it .

He don't care about fear . Every single one of those D-class is . So they are not interested in other's being scared . Yep they won't . Maybe for some of you it's unexpected . But let's continue on this lil story .

No . He's not comfortable in wearing new things . They don't understand . Do he need to wear a costume ? Isn't he creepy enough for it ? Cause he think they is . And he's more comfortable in wearing his cloth every day (Yes , imagine that he have a clothes . K?). So they will just 'stare' at the costume that you offered him to wear . He'll probably write on paper thing like: 'What is that ? I don't want to wear it . It can be dangerous ' . Don't worry they trust you . But not the new things he see tho .

How the f- will he eat . Yes , they don't have a face , but still can make crying sounds . So what ? He's an anomaly . But really . And as I said they won't trust the candies . He's really aware of traitors and such things . So no ...

And they won't go outside and he want you to stay home . So that he know where are you and if you're safe or not . Or they'll start panicking .

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(P.s. SCPs that are looking like animal/monstrous have the ring that can turn them in human . So yeah ) he hate being scared . 'Cause the 'King of mountains ' really scare him so much and Lanky have a bad memory about him . So please do NOT scare him ;-; . He'll get really sad . He don't like the others being scared especially kids . Just like 049 . So it's not really a good Holliday for him .

And maybe ... You can give him a costume of a 'Shy Guy' from Mario games if you want . Or ghost/mummy costume .

He's really f*ing new to other tastes . Well he's used to taste of human flesh . He thinks that candies taste good and amazing ! But it's really strange for him .

And he want to stay home . He don't like people . he have a little phobia of people . They can scare Lanky . Poor guy .

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She still knows about Halloween . And she like it . Iris still have those memories with her family in Halloween . And now she'll have one with you !

She can scare by accident few people . Not really much .

Cause Iris will wear a cat onesie . If you want to wear a cat onesie too . WHEN IT'S AMAZING IDEA BESTIE/BAE ! Or you can wear something matching . She'll like it . But still you can wear what you want .

And again everybody in here will stay with you /go with you trick or treating . So ... Yeah .

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... Like 079 he don't understand the meaning of Holidays . Like really much . He needs at least 10 times to explain the meaning of Halloween or other Holidays ... He'll understand . Only a little .

He like others being scared . Really much . You know Lawrence is Lawrence . He'll like this Holiday now . Really f*ing much . " You can not judge me Y/n . And you can't stop me neither . So don't look at me like I'm the only one crazy here. " . He stalked you so knows about you , not to much , but still . Be aware of him... He's everywhere .

And again he's like 079 he don't need to eat . And he can sense tastes . Cause he's a f*ing rotting corpse . So he don't care about candies/food . Even in his human form he can't really sense tastes , I mean he can , but it's hard . Really hard .

And probably his costume will be a soldier with a gas mask or something like that . He liked that time in war . Especially when he met the 'rot' . But, I'll keep that for headcanons about him . And he will be in Halloween . NEAR YOU and follow you almost everywhere . Good luck ! He can and will probably give you a heart attack . Maybe at first . Some of you can get used to stuff like that . Am I right ?

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Oh no ... Halloween . She can't go outside or she'll brake many electric things that people have . And she thinks that you're an anomaly why your electronic works ?(I'll explain that later) She would go , but her powers say : NO .

Would anyone be scared of her . No . They won't really see her . But if some saw her . They probably be like : Wow , how did she make that good costume with realistic horns , deer legs and ears . Or be like : IS THAT A MUTANT . OMG I NEED TO POST A PICTURE TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE REAL . But , some will be just : Eh idfc .

She don't need a costume . Really . But maybe wear a nun clothing . The real nun not the one that's- We don't talk about that in my nonholy server/books .

She tried some candies in her life . She's neutral to them . So yeah . Idk what to write . She can't go outside . Sadly to her . And happily too . People are strange and mean . Or just annoying . She's not talking about you reader . Don't worry .

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Ohhhh . HALLOWEEN ! " I remember parts from my human life when I went trick or treating . It was fun really fun ! Can we go trick or treating Y/n ?

Yes/No

Yes:

Yay ! What costume will you wear ? I can get a hoodie that looks like me . Or a werewolf costume . Maybe a witch .

No:

... When we can watch movies or fill the pumpkins with cement ! So kids won't break them and instead they will break their bones ! Heheheheh . What do you say?

He's like a few of SCPs that like people being scared of him . So do I need to say more ? I said what he would wear .

And same as candies . He loves them . He'll like chocolate and gummy bears !

And about going outside or not I already wrote . If some of you what to know .

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Meh... He'll like other Holidays like Christmas/New year . And April 1st . GOOD LUCK . But he still like Halloween .

Welp , he like April fools . he'll prank you by scaring . So yeah ! He'll scare everybody . And really much , but not you . "You're lucky Y/n " as he say . Everybody will be scared of him .

The costume probably will be ... some of the scariest slasher/or other scary monster . He'll look horrifying .

Atanti probably like peppermint candies . The burning taste is good . Or the ones that will start pop when it gets wet . And maybe dark chocolate .

He'll go outside to scare people like Able . In the night when you'll be asleep . but , will stay if you're not . Well he'll go in 12 pm/3 am to scare people by looking in their window or unexpectedly pop out from a tree/wall(A son just like his dad-)

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Hmmm . It depend on their personality .Idk what to write , you choose . (CAUSE THEN I WRITE IT I HAVE 3 DAYS UNTIL HALLOWEEN ... 30.10.2021 IN FACT NOW JUST A DAY ! )

I think probably almost of them will like the idea of others being so f*ing scared . So they wear some really scary looking costume . What ? They do what they want .

And as I said they have different personality . An they'll choose scary ones .

And as others they'll be with you reader. They want to protect you too .

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A what ? Holiday ? That's new to him . You know why . He's in Unlondon , underground . Yeah . Hmm . Nope . He don't like others being scared ... Well adults only . Not kids . He don't like it . His mind is pretty interesting ... He's literally made from human parts- . And he don't need to scare you . Don't worry . Maybe that's relief for you . You can only know if it is . Or not . Well that's not the point .

Eh . He can wear the costume of himself- . Just like 049 . But , if you want to wear something matching . Well okay then Y/nn .

Maybe ... uhhhhh . He'll like it . Idk ! It's hard to headcanon him about candies . Oh yeah . His taste senses are not working . You know the food in Unlondon is literally tasteless . And it have a bad effect on people . So yeah . He cannot say if candies have a good/bad taste or any food . You can't blame him he did not choose what he can/can not do .

Like 106 will follow you , but won't really scare you . He'll tell you first if you want him to . If not he'll be close to you . And I don't really recommend you to take him trick or treating . He have a gun ...

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'A ... Holiday ?' Well we have another confused boi here . If you've read info about him you know why he'll be confused . And if you don't really know about him . Here : " The Hanged King was once the ruler of the city-state of Alagadda, where he governed as a corrupt tyrant, suppressing and exploiting monarchs. He indulged himself in base pleasures and possibly practiced ancient, dark magic from the abyss. At some point the King came into contact with the Brothers Death (or Yaldabaoth depending on canon) and played a game with them, but lost." . Well that means that he's from like 5 to maybe 10 centuries ago . And he won't know about new Halloween . And he don't remember now about such things . Again new one to explain about Holidays . Poor Y/n . The fear ... some citizen in his city was scared of him , when he was a human . But , now he don't care and he's more emotionless now . So yeah .

He don't like the idea of costumes . It can be a painful memory for him . It depends on the costume you suggested to him . Just don't risk , okay ? I don't say that he will attack you .

He don't need to eat . He don't want to taste anything . He don't need to taste food . Right ?

And he like to be alone . And he don't want to see people or communicate with them . He can't go outside . Sadly he would want to spend time with you .

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They like Holidays . EVERY . SINGLE . ONE . What about you Y/n ?

They don't care about fear . Everybody who he took with him or just the paper with their info on them was scared . So they don't f*ing care now . They think that emotions is fine and you can express them without being judged/embarrassed/or etc. So it's fine .

Spider . They hope that you don't have arachnophobia or else it'll be awkward . Or just a mummy costume(AGAIN LUNA-). Idk other costumes .(I'm from country where we don't go trick or treating on Halloween , but a few can wear a cosplays/lil costumes tho)

Jelly is their favorite . Lemon flavored probably or maybe orange flavor . And they'll like other candies too . They are not so picky over food . And in fact they don't have allergies and they get not hungry so often . So maybe that's the plus .

They are the shadow . In fact ... Your shadow in fact reader . You understand me right ? So do I need to say more ?

[traumxrei-archive]

wait no i didn’t actually mean to summon azul anon oh no trau im so sorry /lh (anyways welcome to the team future azul anon)

Also wouldnt it be funny if there was a leona anon haha /j (i would do that but i cannot embody leona id fail miserably/lh) ((watch me try anyway /j))

also sorry your stuff isnt showing in the tags, tumblrs really weird about that sometimes for literally no reason. (tumblr fix your shit)

also also!! be sure to take plenty of breaks! last thing we want is you getting burnt out /lh

honestly i completely understand not being happy with your writing (cough cough my ocs lore i still have yet to write cough cough) but no matter when your next writing releases im gonna be sure to read it!! (really enjoyed the jack ficlet btw it was so cute omg :’] )

(also before you ask im at 69/100 on floyd and he still hasnt come home 🫠 floyd please im begging you here)

hope that whenever you see this, you are doing well :]

(sorry this ran a tad bit long ahfjsjfnakfbskfh)

-🍓

(when u summoned azul anon)

AZUL ANON....DEFINITELY PARTLY UR FAULT /lh although in truth i find character anons to be very fun to interact with !! i'm just scared my heart won't be able to take it hhahhahaha

ALSO THAT'S ANOTHER HORRIBLE IDEA- leona anon. i would not be able to speak. i'd just. not function anymore jskjfkdf

yeahhh so it was almost a full 24 hours where tags weren't really working for me which is :(((( but now they are !! the jack fic also shows up in tags now much to my relief whew (i wanted to delete it n reupload it at first but it was already out for a while so i'm glad it's resolved :D)

i'm finally done with rewriting the omake *sobs* you'll understand when you see it why it took a bunch of time for me to just. write. i'll be posting it after i answer a few more asks so stay tuneddd (also oc *eyes emoji* what oc i would like to know abt this oc—)

omg,,,don't worry you've still got 4 days,,,,make sure to do ur twistunes n exams, go grab all those achievements from groovy-ing too so you can squeeze out a few more gems and forcefully drag him in by the tail !!

(no need to apologize ! it was nice to read hehe <3)