#AND I SEE MR SQUIDWARD. MY BESTIE

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humbly requesting bts members as spongebob characters please 🤲🏻🧽

ANON???? i’m sitting at the airport waiting for my flight. how did you KNOW this was for me?? also the sponge 💀💀💀 i spent an embarrassing amount of time on this and i NEED Y’ALL TO FOLLOW ALONG AND SEE MY VISION OKAY? all right let’s go

namjoon: bestie is mrs. puff. OK I KNOW OK just suspend the fact that she is the driving instructor for a second and walk with me. he simply does not get paid enough for this shit. i think of the episode specifically when spongebob absolutely wrecks the whole boating school and it goes:

“how did i do?”

“you got six”

*woooooooo* “and how many did i need?”

“six-“ *woooooo* “hundred. you needed six hundred to pass. you got 6”

seokjin: larry the lobster. easy. is hot, knows he is hot. dorito shaped torso. everyone’s mom is in love with him.

yoongi: Y’ALL WANT ME TO SAY SQUIDWARD SO BAD BUT I’M NOT GOING TO. he is NOT. SQUIDWARD. no one in bts is squidward. calm exterior does NOT equal cold person and we should know this by now. anyway yoongi is gary

hoseok: hobi is that raving jellyfish

this one. you know he is

jimin: PLANKTON. small, wants world domination, short temper (younger jimin ok)

taehyung: ok i’m so sorry he’s pearl 💀 I’M SORRY it’s just that he can pull a fucking face and everyone under the face of the sun will bend to his will. i don’t need to babygirlify him, he did it himself.

jungkook: jungkook is spongebob. hands down. heart SO FUCKING LARGE and gives it away so freely. just absolutely loves his friends. 🥹🥹🥹

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THA K U SO MUCH OMG love u thank u💖💕💗💕💖💕💝❤️🧡💛💘💗🧡🧡💓🧡💓💕💞💘💚🤍💗💓💓💜🧡🤎💚💙💖💛💗🧡💓🧡💙💓❣️💓💖💕💘💝 Jungkook’s glassesmy beloved

OF COURSE BESTIE I WILL TRY TO INCLUDE MORE SOON!!!! also the picture has a warning which makes it 700 times funnier