#AND HE STILL HAS THE LITTLE BRAIDS IN HIS HAIR!!! 💞

[bunnibaby-love]

💞Girl Dad Sylus💞

♡ all fluff

Girl Dad Sylus! Who always wanted a little girl! The one especially that looks like you, a mini you would be the cutest!

Girl Dad Sylus! Who eventually got a little girl. He's a carbon copy of him but your nose but still the cutest and he adores her so much!

Girl Dad Sylus! That can't help but to spoil his little one. You said no? your baby girl won't worry, she knows her daddy will say yes anyways

Girl Dad Sylus! Comes home everyday with flowers for both you

Girl Dad Sylus! Will watch youtube tutorials at 3am just how to style her baby girl's hair and her baby cutely shows up on her kindergarden with the prettiest braids ever

Girl Dad Sylus! Won't hesitate to put on tutu, makeups, nail polish or whatever his baby wanted. Hell, make him barbie or something and he's gonna proudly parade with his baby girl artistic creation

Girl Dad Sylus! Will enroll her in any class of her interest. She think barbie is a pretty mermaid? Swimming class she go and will her you the prettiest mermaid tail. Saw her copying the princess ballet? Ballet class she go! will even dance ballet with her

Girl Dad Sylus! Grew to love cute stuffs. He saw a cute bunny fursuit oh her baby girl must wear it!

Girl Dad Sylus! Daughter won't even know the concept of money anymore! If her dad is with her, he will pay EVERYTHING and if he's not, just swipe his black card

Girl Dad Sylus! That can't even be mad when she get naughty. Will buy her ice cream after but keep it secret from mommy!

Girl Dad Sylus! Drives on his motorcycle with his babygirl. Especially when she can't fall asleep, surely when he gets back carrying his sleeping princess after their joyride

Girl Dad Sylus! That eventually teach his daughter how to ride a bike to motorcycle so they can also have joyride together

Girl Dad Sylus! Sings for his baby girl so she could fell asleep. It doesn't matter how raspy (or bad) his voice even his baby loves it anyways. Will love it if they duet even

Girl Dad Sylus! Indulge your shopping spree. His baby wants his card? there his black card on her palms!

Girl Dad Sylus! Would love to spend time with her also on her shoppings. Even going on cute dad-daughter dates on those cafes she love

Girl Dad Sylus! That's very strict with every boy that has crush on her! why does she need boyfriend anyways? he could spoil her himself and takes better cares of her anyways

Girl Dad Sylus! Personally picks her daughter personally after school (maybe also scare some boys)

Girl Dad Sylus! Basically adores her baby girl so much and will let her indulge in everything. Just don't be with boys and she won't see him in bad mood!

[maarslovesmonkees]

AHHHH!! I just finished reading your Caesar alphabet, if you have time would you want to make a SFW alphabet cause we all know he has his soft spot 👺💗

{Caesar SFW alphabet}

I'd happily do a SFW of my dearly beloved ape king🙏💞 I love how complex my man is, hes so stoic but hes also so soft :(

Notes and warnings: Caesar x Human!Reader, M4A

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He shows affection mostly from acts of service. He would bring you a plate of food, massage you, braid your hair, lift you over his shoulder if he needs to carry you over a river or something etc. Although being the best communicator in the colony, he likes to express his love through his actions.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

He'll have a little soft spot for you, considering you're his only human friend. He's the sort of friend that is quite serious but he'll always treat you with respect. Kind of like in a human friend group, the oldest is wiser, more mature and looks over everyone, making sure they're not doing stupid shit, yeah he's like that as a friend.

He'll be hesitant towards you at first, for obvious reasons, but he'll be more trusting towards you than the other apes. For it to start you need to be respectful of him and his kind.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Big ol' stoic ape king loves his cuddles. Especially when its just you two alone in the nest, with either one of you spooning each other. He loves spooning you because he feels hes protecting you in a way, as well as being able to pull you in realy close to his chest for him to smell your scent. He loves getting spooned because it reminds him of being young again with Will.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Absolutely! Although being the leader of the ape colony, he still priorities you and the family. He's heart would just melt coming home to the nest with you and thhe kids playing around. Although cooking and cleaning isnt a huge thing in the colony, if he has to, he can clean and cook very well, as he was taught lots of 'human activities' when he was younger.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He'll definitely sit you down alone together and have a talk about it. He's a bit hesitant as he doesn't want to hurt your feelings as he still respects you. He understands human break ups are incredibly upsetting so he'll be as gentle about it as possible, cuddling you after if you cry.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He's a date to marry type guy. Doesn't like flings or short term relationships. He prefers very deep, long lasting bonds, so if you date him, be sure for some commitment. Ceasar would want to have a slow relationship build to truly strengthen the relationship before marriage.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Incredibly gentle in all sense. Being both human and his partner, hes sensitive towards you, his touch always being light on your skin and his words warming to your heart.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He doesn't really hug per say, but likes to be touching you. He'll always be pulling you close by his side, or your sides touching when sitting next to each other. He'll hug you on big events but its mostly just lots of touches.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It would take him a long time before he says it. He knows the weight of that word and will say it when he thinks the relationship is at its all time high. When married, he'll sign it to you occasionally, touching foreheads together.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Caesar is a secure and confident ape. He has no worries of other apes trying to steal you away from him, and trusts you enough that you'll be loyal to him.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Face, forehead and the top of your head is where he kisses you the most. After a little kiss he'll touch foreheads with you too🥺 His kisses are a gentle because his lips are a little rouch. He'll also really appreciate you kissing him on his head as well.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He adores kids and is acts quite tender without being overly enthusiastic. He wont go up to a random kid, pick them up and start cooing, no he be like a kind old uncle that smiles at you, or kneels down to greet you. He acts parental to children, and he does seem to smile a little more when theyre around.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Not the biggest morning person, and can be a little grumpy without being outwardly mean. He sleeps later than everyone else and he tries to get up a bit early to, just so he can get ahead of todays task. He'll give you forehead kisses before he goes off.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Hes one of the last people to sleep in the clan, it gives him a sense of relief knowing everyone is asleep and safe. He'll cuddle you if you ask him to, and he'll mostly just watch you sleep. He adores your sleeping face and caress you as you fall deep into dream world.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He's actually not as closed off as people would think of the mighty leader. However, he doesn't usually reveal things unless you ask him about something. He doesn't say anything all at once as well, so you should pry a bit little by little over time.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

It depends on what its about. Usually though, he easily gets angry when humans/apes are disrespectful to rather him or his colony. Hes a big peace advocate and gets really annoyed when others are making disputes around the colony. If he thinks anyone is putting anyone he cares (his family, his colony etc.) about in danger, then he's instantly pissed tf off.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He has an insanely good memory, and locks everything you say into a special little part of his brain. If you say you like something, he'll also try and give them to you as gifts.

You mentioned once a few months ago you liked a specific berry that grew in only one season? Oh shit, a bowl of that exact berries is serves with dinner because its the finally the season it grew in. You liked this certain human object? Oh shit, while he was out scouting an abandoned cabin.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Platonic wise? Realising you were kind for the first time. He doesn't know a lot of good humans, and when he truly saw you as someone could trust, and isnt a danger to his apes, he felt so much relief.

Romantic wise? He cherishes every little thing. Everyday is a new day with different things happening and he loves them all. Your his mate, everything you do with him just makes his heart melt.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He's incredibly protective of everything, especially you when you become his mate. He does trust you enough to do things on your owny he understands your a capable adult and whatnot, but he still gets a little anxious when you're off on your own without him. He's the type to just watch over you. Its not overbearing and he can clearly see when you're in danger.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Hes a busy man, but he still puts in a lot effort for you. He's someone who likes to show his love by his actions rather than his words, so you bet he's pampering you, especially on big events (anniversaries etc.). Again, he does remember details of you, so he uses them in his advantage, trying to decirate the nest with flowers you like, making/finding gifts you like etc.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He doesn't see himself as equal to his apes. As the leader, he sees himself higher and with more authority. Don't get me wrong, he loves his apes. Theyre his family and he'll go through everything for them, he just sees them a bit below him.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He has too many other important matters to think about than his looks. He sometimes gets a bit worried of the fact hes an ape and you, as a human, will find him attractive but other than that, he's not one to care about what he looks like.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

He's a strong ape, both mentally and physically, he knows that he can live his day with or without you there. However, he knows deep down he feels better and like himself with you around. He knows its silly, but he can't help the feeling, of wanting you with him most of the time.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

Loves it when you or the apes do human things. For example, if you somehow have a knitting kit or something and you knit/ teach apes to knit, he thinks its the cutest thing ever. He loves seeing his apes being united with peaceful and loving human things, like how he grew up with.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Bad communication. He wants to know whats wrong and how he can help with anything. You and the colony are his priority, and he gets a bit frustrated when people aren't outward with their troubles. If he doesn't know, how can he help?

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Like a log. Mostly on his back with his hands crossed or on his side with his hand under his head. If hes with you, spooning and cuddling wwill always be involved.

Hes always one of the last people to sleep, thoughts keeping him awake. Nothing that could really deprve him of sleep, but youll always fall asleep before him. He snores very lightly too.

[artificialstardust]

you totally unknowingly inspired this, so, a gift for you 💝

taking a soft n sweet midafternoon nap in a hammock with Noah. nothing lulls you to sleep quicker than the warm summer sunshine on your skin and your favorite pillow ;) it's that perfect kind of warmth that has you wanting to spend all day outdoors while also having a gentle chill prickling your skin with the breeze that has you snuggling just that little bit more into him. (at one point his cheek is smooshed against yours, but that's all him.) he gets super cuddly when the two of you are like this. kisses up on you a little bit before the two of you fall asleep

it smells of flowers and sounds of birdsong and the faint tinkling of wind chimes. his soft lofi playlist plays in the background

waking up and the sun's going down. neither of you want to move :(( you try to get up and he's tugging you back into the hammock and you're falling on top of him and the two of you are dissolving into giggles

First off, this is my first ask like this so when I saw it I got so fucking giddy. Thank you😭💞💞💞

And second, FUCK. I was blushing reading this because you’re so right. Noah just being so cuddly and sweet. Just the two of you loving on each other and enjoying each other’s company. He’d be tracing little shapes onto your arms as he holds you, his eyes closed just enjoying the weight of you on him. He is in absolute heaven. And then the sun making his freckles come out more so you try and kiss all of the ones on his face which makes him laugh and blush and just UHG. Then even when it is late in the evening and it’s to the point of being LITERALLY DARK, you still lay there together and just point out fireflies to each other. Then at some point when you know you have to go in, you decide to make a quick game of tag before actually going in because neither of you want to call it a night yet. But Noah is “it” first and his version of tagging you is just picking you up from behind and laughing into your neck.

Then you do eventually go inside and get a small snack before getting ready for bed. He insists on braiding your hair (poorly) because he saw Jolly braid his hair during tour and now he wants to try it on you, while you do your night routine. Even if it’s bad, you’re proud of him for trying.

Okay I need to stop holy shit

[wordbunch]

hobbits with a physically affectionate SO

a/n: this is an anon request for Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin with a partner whose love language is physical touch! I literally giggled while writing this, it’s PACKED with absolute fluff, so proceed with caution 🥰😆 let me know how you liked it, and reblogs are always greatly appreciated 💕💕💕

FRODO

 I’m pretty sure his love languages are words of affirmation and acts of service, so it’s very new to him that someone is just so unabashedly affectionate in a touchy feely way

that’s not to say that he doesn’t like it, he just gets easily flustered and he needs a little bit of time to get 100% comfortable with it

give him a kiss on the cheek in front of somebody else and he will blush furiously and not know where to look

in the beginning you very often ask if it’s alright to hold hands or anything more than that but very quickly he assures you that you don’t have to ask

it’s just so cute when you two walk around arm in arm and chat about whatever, in your own little world

because it’s very subtle and casual but also it is a lovely physical closeness

he soon realizes that he really loves having you close; it feels very comforting and safe

his weakness is when you hold his face in your hands

you especially do that when you’re trying to reassure him about something and he WILL believe your every word

he attempts to braid your hair when you’re just chilling alone somewhere on a meadow, or at least he will run his fingers through it

if you do the same, he will begin to fall asleep

it warms your heart because he can’t completely relax like that with just anybody

if you move your hand away, he will literally grab it and put it back slkdjhslkh

💞

SAM

ooOO you be making him blush okay!!!

he’s no stranger to physical affection but it just hits different when it’s coming from you

he’s especially weak for when you take his hand IN FRONT OF others because it feels like you’re proud to be with him (who wouldn’t be?!), and he will almost blush - he doesn’t feel like the person who’s worthy of being shown off, but he is so very wrong about that

I think his love language is mostly acts of service so you two are not the same in that regard but he actually really likes the ways that you show him love - it’s very palpable and very real and it’s there 

Sam is the number one fan of your hugs and swears that they can cure anything, especially if one of your hands winds up in his honey colored hair

if you notice that he’s feeling down, you’ll just hug him and wrap him up completely and he doesn’t even have to talk in those moments; having you as close as physically possible means the most and it’s like it shields him from the outside world

anyways just shower him with hugs and hand holding and he’ll be happy forever and ever

he will be just a tiny bit salty if he sees you being (platonically ofc!) affectionate to another person, I mean he has something slightly jealous in him, but you grab his face and kiss him and suddenly any bitter feeling has vanished

“do you think I’d kiss anybody else like this?”

💞

MERRY

kiss kiss kiSS KISS

he loves your kisses and especially surprise kisses and, he wouldn’t admit it, but when you kiss him to shut him up

really he could kiss you a billion times or get a billion kisses from you every day, and it still wouldn’t be too much

I think he’s also decently physically affectionate, but in a bit of a more teasing, playful way

so when you do it genuinely, his legs cut off and his brain just short circuits

Merry absolutely tries to play it off like it doesn’ have that much of an effect on him, but you know him better than that

in reality he’s absolutely wrapped around your pinky finger and you need to as much as brush a finger against his arm, for him to just forget what he was thinking about

why do I feel like he would really enjoy affectionate biting, like a friendly nibble on the shoulder when you’re both sitting down next to each other

at first he bursts out laughing but then he’s like “...you can do that again”

if you hug him from behind, he will gladly hoist you up and give you a piggyback ride

ANYTHING to make you laugh and smile

him absentmindedly fiddling with your fingers and yes he IS listening to you…but your hands are so soft and so nice for holding and- 

he’s definitely a bit of a showoff and his eyes will go wide if you pull him closer in public or especially if you kiss him

he loves doing that too but it’s a thousand times better if you’re the one who initiates it because he is actually A Baby

💞

PIPPIN

oh he eats that right up ALRIGHT

absolutely LOVES that you’re so physically affectionate and he enjoys always having you close

thinks you’re too amazing to be true and wants to be sure that you’re really real and really there

if the two of you don’t have at least pinky fingers interlocked, something must be very wrong

he is the number one fan of both giving and receiving surprise hugs and kisses

if he could cuddle with you 24/7 he would do it without hesitation

he will happily be the little spoon as well

one of my headcanons is that he’s cold 80% of the time so your physical closeness is beneficial in more ways than one

if, God forbid, one of you moves away in your sleep, you will find your way back to each other

you playfully ruffle his hair

once you find out that Pippin is extremely ticklish, it’s over for him lmao

he loves to dance with you, doesn’t matter whether it’s good or bad or slightly off beat and silly, it’s a perfect excuse to have you nearby and actually in a very fun way

he blushes easily and will blush furiously if you give him a proper kiss

he looks nearly hypnotized when you pull away

forehead touch forehead touch FOREHEAD TOUCH

when you lean your head on his shoulder, he’s filled with an overwhelming mix of pride and protectiveness

basically, every bit of affection that you give him, he gladly returns, just as much if not even more

💞

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[masquerade-of-misery]

Gush Game!

Gush about your f/o's hair!

Gush about your f/o's voice!

🧡

From this ask game

Thank you for the ask, Mari!🤗💕💕

Gush about your f/o's hair!

Oh, god, his hair….! 💖💖 Let’s get into it!

I’ve seen people expressing their dislike towards his undercut, but I actually like it. I’m pretty sure Lilia would love getting some gentle scratches there ^w^ Also, some people find his haircut weird or unappealing, but I’ve liked it from the start. It’s so unique and daring, just like him!

Oh, and don’t get me started on the cute little tufts (or whatever they are called) on each side!!😭💕💕I’d love to play with them!! They are just so damn cute, and a nice nod to his bat fae origins.

Then, we have General Lilia with those gorgeous, long locks, oh my god…. I’m so weak!! I’d love nothing more than to brush it, braid it, style it… I’d run my fingers through that radiant, beautiful hair all the time! It also looks so shiny and healthy 😍❤️❤️ (the envy is real)

I’ve always had a soft spot for long-haired guys, especially those with black hair, but Lilia even topped it with red/magenta streaks! Every time we cuddled or hugged, I’d love to nuzzle his soft hair and breathe in his lovely scent 💘💘

I pray that one day we can see him with a cute ponytail in the game; I actually don’t understand why Yana hasn’t made a design for him with one already. Silver had a ponytail during GloMas and the Master Chef events, and we’ve also seen Mal with one on three different occasions, so why not Lili??

Thank god for all the lovely artists who draw him with a ponytail!

Gush about your f/o’s voice!

Like many of us, I was also completely shocked when I first heard Lilia speak! With that youthful, adorable appearance, no one would have expected him to have such a deep, manly voice.

I immediately recognised the VA because I was a big Diabolik Lovers fan back in the day, and Hikaru Midorikawa voices one of the characters (Ayato Sakamaki) in that game and anime.

And now, I can’t even imagine Lilia having anyone else other than Hikaru voicing him! It just makes so much sense given Lilia’s age and wisdom, and the confidence and sexy masculine energy oozing out of his every pore 🤤💞💞

Lilia’s voice is a soothing balm for my soul. I could listen to him talk for hours and hours and never get tired of it. I’d love to have him tell me all kinds of stories, whether it’s something from his past or a fairy tale, and I’m sure his voice would work like magic whenever I struggled to fall asleep. Even better if he held me and played with my hair, too 🥰

I also love the fact that his voice gradually softened along with his heart as time went on ;w; And his VA even uses a different tone for Lilia’s online persona, Muscle Kurenai! Lili’s voice is just as colourful and multilayered as his personality, and I find it really fascinating.

When he sings, my knees go weak and my heart melts🙈 I’m still pretty salty that he had the least amount of solo vocals in the Diasomnia song TT^TT Hikaru Midorikawa has an amazing voice, let the man sing!!! Also, I wish we could hear Lilia’s metal screams at least once… Here's the opening song for Diabolik Lovers! Hikaru's voice is so perfect, and if I imagine Lilia singing it...🥵🥵 And the lyrics make it all the better!😍😍

Oh, and his laugh… Such lovely music to my ears! His little “kufufu” is the most adorable sound in the world💘💘

And finally, I absolutely LOVE how smoothly his voice can go from cute to sexy and seductive in the blink of an eye, where you feel like you can get pregnant just from hearing it 🙈💞💞🥵

I just call this THE Voice Line:

Paired with that smirk and the narrowed eyes?? OH, LORD🥵🥵

Alright, I'll stop my gushing before I start gushing in another area xD

[asumofwords]

I've got a bunch of questions that are completely unrelated and highly irrelevant to the current plotline in the fic but I like to wonder cause this story is currently my favorite right now and I like imagining "what's if" and "how's" like genuinely, your writing has me hooked! 💞

Do you think daemon relates himself to aemond a little bit? like does he see his younger self in him?

they're similar but also contrasting as well, they both are the second sons, wanted the throne, were actually well fit for it but never got it, extremely chaotic as well and #NieceLovers too, in earlier chapters daemon had told his daughter like "be careful around aemond, cause I know that look he's giving you rn, I used to look at your mother the same way" but obvs daemon didn't commit half of the atrocities with rhaenyra which aemond had done to the reader.

How would sf&a!aemond be as a girl!dad??

I'm sorry but like imagining this aemond as a girl dad is genuinely so funny and an interesting concept, I know this mf has preference for male heirs (because canon typical misogyny rooted heir selection method), but like just imagine? let's pretend he has few kids with the reader and they only have one daughter, I just know this mf will definitely have a soft spot for his daughter.

How would aemond react if the reader was crowned queen?

like he could still be her husband therefore making him king consort, would he be proud? would he be mad? cause he wanted to be king, would he be horny (let's be honest this mf will take pride in knowing that the powerful queen is completely helpless beneath him, he's fucked up bro) but like yeah.

One can call this the questionnaire of absolute buffoonery a time waste but also delusional too cause I have way too much time on my hands, but hey we need silly little off topic asks like this from time to time to get rid of the tension that's been building up in the story in order to lighten up the mood haha 😂😂

*cracks fingers* alright let’s get into this

Do you think Daemon related to Aemond a little bit?

I think Daemon sees certain parts of himself in Aemond with the second son aspect. He also absolutely sees the reflection of pining after someone that you shouldn’t! He also sees his dedication to tradition and Targaryen customs, which Daemon is a staunch believer of! But Aemond is also starkly different to Daemon as well!!

How would S,F&A!Aemond be as a girl!dad ?

If the reader was to only have a girl, Aemond would be her biggest defender besides the reader of course. He would also dote on her completely, spoiling her rotten and giving her anything she asks for without question. He would ensure she had a dragon egg in her crib and would teach her Valyrian customs and language at night, sitting her on his lap as he rocked her back and fourth. Aemond would be the father that he wished he had.

He would learn to braid her hair elaborately and do it every day 😭 he would read to her under the Godswood

How would Aemond react if reader was crowned?

Aemond would be proud. He would be horny. He would be ecstatic. His zaldristos sitting on the throne, wearing the conquerors crown ? Man would be stiff as a rock and would not be able to take his hands off of her. He would have her ride him on the Iron Throne, and even though he was King Consort, he was still King.

Aemond would slay anyone who dared to question her rule, dared to whisper anything of rejection or dismissal. Aemond would torch thousands to keep her seated on that throne.

Our man is a SIMP.

Thanks so much for sending this in omg I LOVED IT! 🖤🖤🖤

[xxliliana-screamsxx]

SALLY FACE HEAD CANONS 💙

(I'm bored so why not)

Disclaimer: this contains mild nsfw so if you aren't into that kind of stuff, I have some general HCs too so need to feel left out ☺️ (characters are Sal and Larry 😊)

Sal Fisher 💙

He would most definitely plan treehouse dates

(TW) If you have SH scars, he will draw little stars, cats, hearts etc. Over them💞

He tries to be the giver in the relationship, but he always ends up being the one who has his head buried in your chest

Kiss him all over his prosthetic, he loves it ❤️

If you ask if you can play with his hair, he will 100% let you

Loves it when you scratch his scalp (he has a sensitive scalp so plz run your fingers through his hair)

Back to his sensitive scalp, he wants to tell you how good it feels but he can't describe it without it sounding pervy so he just keeps quiet

Would definitely rest his head on your thighs

You have boobs? Well they're his pillows now

He is great at comforting you 💖

If you're having a panic attack or you're just worried about something, he will be there to help you through it all 😚

His scent is like lavender mixed with a dash of an old book kinda smell and cigarette smoke. Ya know? Since he's around Larry a lot he'd probably have a slight cigarette smell to him.

Larry Johnson 🤎

He's a tits guy...prove me wrong

He's definitely a giver

Smoke sesh dates 😩👌 perfection

This man doesn't give a fuck who's watching, he will gladly make out with you in front of whoever

Just like Sal, he uses your boobs as a pillow

Not so great at comforting people as much as Sal but he tries okay 😭

You know how some plugs 🔌 will gives a few girls the "pretty discount"? Larry will give you that good kush for free and not just bc you're his gf but bc boobies 🧍(can't blame him, boobs are great just not when you have to deal with them 🥲)

KISS. HIS. CHEST. 👏👏

Bro LOVES when you kiss his chest, goes absolutely feral for chest kisses bro 🫠

Loves it when you braid his hair

Will definitely show the gang after you braid his hair

His scent is like fabric softener mixed with cigarette smoke, with a hint of marijuana

NSFW HCs❤️

Sal fisher 💙

He's a switch ❤️

He's a slut for chubby girls (same)

He likes giving and making you feel good but he LOVES it when you make him feel like he's on cloud 9 😌👌

When you guys both started being intimate with each other, he was a nervous boi. Ofc you guys both started out being Virgins and it was quite obvious that neither of you had any idea how to start

Sal was very nervous his first time, so he asked for you to be on top

The boy is touch starved, so when you gave him the littlest bit of skin to skin contact, oh girl he MELTED 🫠

Ever since you guys tested the waters with what you like during sex, he has come to like being the bottom a lot but he still loves making you feel good so he'll do top service 👌

He's a whiny boy, he most definitely whimpers... don't argue with me cuz me and you both know that he would 👁️👁️

Now a question that has probably been floating in all of our minds...does the prosthetic stay on during sex??? The answer is... occasionally.

Though he will take it off sometimes but he mainly takes it off when he's doing top service cuz it's gonna be hella hard to breathe with that on.

Please PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SATAN PRAISE HIM 😩🙏

he most DEFINITELY has a praise kink, tell him how good he is, tell him that he's being such a good boy please 😩

Now for other kinks, he doesn't seem pretty vanilla but he also doesn't seem pretty kinky either. So I think he's kinky to an extent, like he'll be kinky with you only if you're comfortable with it

I feel like his kinks are edging, bondage, mommy kink. I feel like he likes receiving edging and bondage to an extent, and the mommy kink was something that he found out he had when you guys were at it

Like imagine you riding him and you keep on edging him and all of a sudden he moans out "mommy~" and it shocked both of you 💀 you guys both stop dead in your tracks and he starts apologizing for calling you mommy and ofc you kinda liked it 👀

So from then on he has gotten a mommy kink from that experience 🫠

Larry Johnson 🤎

Like I said with him being a tits guy, he ADORES your boobs.

When I say he adores them, I mean by full on worship, it doesn't matter if they're small or big as long as they are there, he'll worship them 🙏

He definitely loves chubby girls, don't argue with me about it🧍

About the body worship thing, he will spend hours on end buried in your chest

He'll run his hands over your curves and feel every curve,dip,scars, and any marks you have 🫠(I'm melting over my own HCs damn 💀)

He is a top but a service top 🔝

He's chill with whatever you wanna try in the bedroom as long as you're okay with it

I have a feeling that he would be a bottom for you if that's something you wanna try out

Not full on bottom but the type of bottom that praises you and worships you while you use them

He's good with his fingers fsfs 😩

If you have SH scars, he will kiss your scars and make you feel like the only girl in the world ❤️

I have a feeling that when he climaxes he slurs out something that just makes the butterflies in your stomach do flips like, "God you're so beautiful" "I love you" "I wanna stay like this forever"

High sex...🧍 don't lie you thought about it too

I think that in the relationship he would care a lot about you more than himself and he'd personally come to your apartment and check up on you

His kinks would be bondage, voyeur, edging

His moans are angelic 🫠😩

Okay that's all I got for now baby bats, hope you liked it and I shall disappear for the next week aka going to school and failing all classes in the process lmao. Love you all 💜

[wickedwild]

hello! I just found your blog and I'm so excited to see your works! I was wondering if you could do how Thomas, Brahms, Micheal, and Jason would react to their s/o having a rough day and how they would comfort them? thank you so much and have a lovely day! 💞

Hi Hailey!!! Don’t gotta be so formal with me. I’m a rad guy.

Slashers Comforting Their S/o After a hard day!

Thomas Hewitt

Thomas has rough days pretty often himself. But, he’s not one to complain about it, so ,Ostia the time he just sucks it up. But You having a bad day? That just won’t do! No partner of his will be stressing out and feeling down! Not on his watch! Now he may not be all to great with comforting others, but he sure as hell does try. You sit your pretty little butt down and don’t you lift a finger, cuz ole Tommy is here to take care of you! He’ll bring you drinks, snacks! Whatever you need. But his specialty, he playing in your hair, or rubbing your scalp. Bald? No problem he’ll scratch your scalp real good! Afro/Kinky hair like me? No problem, he’s real gentle, and will be careful not to pull. He’ll even braid your hair for you if it’s long, and you let him! Though expect really tacky colored, or printed bows at the end. He likes them.

Micheal Myers

Mikey isn’t to great with emotions. They kinda gross him out, doesn’t mean he won’t try in his own little way to help out. All he knows is that when he had a rough day…we’ll he goes into a violent rage, or goes off to be alone. So he may go leave you be for a while, he doesn’t want to upset you. Or he might even leave you a knife…he assumes you know what to do with it. But if you aren’t a violent person, He will probably kinda just sit there. He’s not a touchy feely person. At most he’ll offer you some candy, it’s probably super old, but you appreciate his attempt anyway.

Brahms Heelshire

Brahms won’t allow you to have a bad day! It’s fun party all the time in his mind. If your upset he’ll assume it was Malcolm. He hates Malcolm and will take any excuse to kill him. He’s rather dissatisfied when he finds out it wasn’t him. Of course cuddles are his next move. Shhhhh let him hold you in his arms. Or you hold him, he likes to be held. Brahms is very cuddly, he won’t let you leave. Gotta piss? To bad…shoulda thought of that earlier. He’ll watch old movies with you, you don’t gotta talk about your day…mostly because he doesn’t know what to say. He’ll try to keep your mind off it by, being cute, dancing with you, cuddling, or watching movies with you. He’s a good boy after all.

Jason Voorhees

Oh no! You had a bad day? He feel like it’s somehow his fault, when you assure him it’s not he offers to “take out “ your problem. But that’s also a no. He’ll bake you muffins, he’s good at baking. If you wanna talk it out he’s there to listen to you, and agree with you. Doesn’t matter what you say, he supports you blindly. Go for a walk in the woods with him, and he’ll show you edible plants, pretty flowers, animals you or,ally wouldn’t spot, and his favorite spots to sit peacefully and calm down. He’s very good at making flower crowns because that’s what they did at camp of course, he still retained the knowledge of pretty little crown making, and will adorn you in flower jewelry. You just so lovely, you serve to be adorn in flowers.

[fictitious-little-stitious]

The Nearest and Dearest Fics

I’ve been actively reading fanfic of Pedro Pascal’s characters since ~January and had found SO MANY great stories that I made this side blog to keep track of and ramble my praises about my favorites.

Already I have several fics that are near and dear to my heart, so I think they deserve an extra shout out! 💞 I just felt compelled to put this together. The following are my absolute favorites so far, but I know there’s room for more. These have made me cackle, sob, thirst, tear up with Feels, rant, believe in love, want to start an argument, whoop like I’m watching sports, sit still in dumbfounded silence questioning my existence, and any combo of the above.

Bear with me - I have never made a huge post with so many links or tags before. 😅 Links for series mentions should be the prologue or first chapter. Also my use of drabble and oneshot is questionable at best. Refer to the respective author’s notes for content warnings and summaries.

⭐️ I’ll occasionally update this list to fix links, update tags because usernames have changed, etc. The stories included will stay the same! Most recent update: March 2022⭐️

💚Ezra💚

Drabbles

“Stop moving and let me braid your hair” by dayoffinkyoto (she moved to AO3 & idk if she’s reposting the requests she wrote while on here) Mandy ran with this prompt I requested and she stole my heart too! Quick - somebody catch her!

This Ezra/Venom crossover idea by @songsformonkeys I would eat this up if we got to see some more!

In So Many Words by @alwaysbethewest I can so clearly picture him doing and speaking exactly as this is written. Wowza!

One Shots

The Icarus to Your Certainty by @thewayofthemandalorian I swooned, I yearned, my heart went *~whoosh~* by how romantic this is!

Long Fall into Oblivion by @oonajaeadira I challenge you to not be entranced and enamored by this Ezra….I triple dog dare ya.

I Follow Your Fire by @doveandgeography Way to take me on an emotional rollercoaster, oh geez 🥺

La Belle et La Bete by @honeymandos No fic has held my heart quite so tenderly while dishing out the bittersweet rise and fall of a story.

I Could Drown Myself (in Someone Like You) by @acrossthesestars Contains my favorite nickname/term of endearment EVER but you’ll have to read it to find it!

Eupnea by @draper-bobbie This is what Ezra deserves!

Free Air by @blueeyesatnight Ever wonder what would’ve happened next in Prospect? I have and I’m pretty sure it’d be this.

Long Way Home by @acrossthesestars A reader to give Ezra a run for his money ahhh *chef’s kiss*

Enrage by @buttercup- -bee The lil gremlin in me that wants to start arguments really enjoyed this.

Small Gambles by @winter-fox-queen The suspense! The adrenaline!

Home by @mandoalorian Heartwarming moments that give me the coziest feelings. 🥰

Lotus Eaten Postcard by @corvueros How I loved this journey - I didn’t want it to end.

Series / Multi Parts

Mysticus by @juletheghoul The first soulmates fic I fell head over heels for. So near and dear to me. I’d go anywhere and everywhere with him.

Doubt Truth to be a Liar by @thewayofthemandalorian I love this AU for our favorite wordy fella! He radiates peace and coziness in this one.

Crassula Ovata by @ezramando I really fell for this world - this story - these people.

Little Flowers by dayoffinkyoto on AO3 That’s my fluffy pastoral comfort dreamscape happy place, thank you very much.

Forget Me Not (Soldier!Ezra) by @miscellaneous-mando Don’t mind me gazing longingly out the window waiting for letters from Ezra… *dreamy sigh*

Forget Me Not (Soulmates AU) by @krissology I’m a simple gal with simple needs. And I simply need more cowbell Ezra and Birdie. Bare witness to her impressive metaphors and dialogue. Update - She has pulled this immaculate series because she’s adapting it to be her very first novel!! 🤩 So excited for her! Check out her blog for more info.

🧡Frankie Morales🧡

Poetry

Need by @hnt-escape 🥺 The vulnerability and reverence in this still floors me.

Nod by @hnt-escape ^Again^ It bears repeating. These two poems complement each other so well.

Headcanons

Ring Pop Proposal by @softpedropascal Romantic and sweet and genuine as all get out!

Drabbles

Tummy Love by @softpedropascal Cassandra writes some of the most wonderful comforting/affirmation fics out there!

“You weren’t supposed to hear that…” by @forever-rogue Ouch! A hurt Frankie makes me hurt. 🥺

Frankie decides he wants breakfast in bed… by @softpedropascal Oh how this made me teeheehee!

One Shots

Telltale Heart by @astroboots A masterclass in angst. Take notes. An all time fav I reread on occasion.

Libertas by @juletheghoul Tremendous. I rest my case.

The Graveyard Shift by @pascalpanic I felt right at home in this atmosphere- Mechanic!Frankie my beloved.

Series / Multi Parts

Oblivious by @juletheghoul What a fab series! Spills and Frankie had me (ง •̀_•́)ง sometimes and I couldn’t get enough of that.

Fixer Upper by @pascalpanic ADORKABLE (I hope to hell that’s not cringey to say?!)

Fix You Up by @starlightmornings I laughed, I broke a sweat, I teared up a lil’. I had a great time!

Hey Batter Batter by @ohheyitsokay So shy, so sweet! I’m eager to read more!

The Frizzy Universe by @wyn-n-tonic (The stories aren’t posted chronologically, but the master list is. I linked “What’s Bullshit to Me” where we first got to read them!) These two… have been through it all to say the least. I love them, your honor. *Update - has been pulled so she can transform it into its own complete story! Follow the updated link for more info on this journey.

🤍Din Djarin🤍

Drabbles

“You’re doing so well…” prompt by @wyn-n-tonic Listen… how could so few words have such an impact?

One Shots

You’re in Your Own Way Again by @alwaysbethewest Omera getting some of her long overdue appreciation and respect!

Shev’la by @themand0lorian Yes yes yes to more Deaf/HoH characters!

The Chase by @joel-millerr Y’all…. the way this got my heart pounding and the adrenaline going 😳🤯

Hunt and Gather by @alwaysbethewest Grogu really shines, I am so proud of him. 🥺💚

Hand Squeezes by @pascalscenarios Just when you think you’ve read the softest thing, look no further!

Series / Multi Parts

The Lovely Moons by @vercopaanir This was the first Din series I ever read :’) It’s so special.

Death and an Angel by @littlemisspascal I haven’t caught up yet but this has taken everything I’ve thought about life and death and put it on its head. Also the most fascinating alternate universe I’ve read so far.

Jate’kara by @krissology The fic that made me sob and question my existence for 2 days. And briefly consider suing for emotional damages.

Hades!Din and Persephone by @charnelhouse Truly a stunning creation and I’m so glad we got a newer addition to read too.

🖤Pero Tovar🖤

Drabbles

This werewolf!Pero fic-to-be in the works by @littlemisspascal I CANNOT wait!! This is gonna be goood!

Hit Me by @foli-vora I cackled! Would buy a ticket for this movie for sure.

Under the Moonlight by @pumpkin-stars *Paris Hilton voice* “That’s hot.”

Taste Test by @alwaysbethewest The first Pero fic I read. Thanks for making me fall for the grump who’s a bit of a softie!

One Shots

By the Sun, Moon, and Stars by @jadore-andor My dearest Pero, my love for him has no bounds.

Herida by @clydesducktape The ache I felt, oh my word… so worth it!

Series / Multi Parts

Better Together by @girlwithanewplan I can’t help but be a big softie for love growing from a marriage of necessity.

“Trying to buy a new couch with modern!Pero” by @sarahjkl82-blog I couldn’t stop laughing at this family circus! Little clowns, indeed.

The Kindness of Fate by @f0rever15elf How soft, how lovely, how dear to me. 💕

By the Pricking of My Thumbs by @thewayofthemandalorian My kingdom for someone even half as good as this Pero.

So here I am just waiting to get accidentally or conveniently married to a mercenary with a seemingly ornery disposition who’ll build us a cottage so we can gradually fall in love, tease each other, and maybe have a pile of kids. And it’s the fault of ^all these authors^!!

💜Marcus Pike💜

Drabbles

Northern Wind by @day-off-inkyoto Marcus, my beloved… :’) I’ve loved this song for a while so to see it paired with Marcus? Meant to be.

One Shots

There She Goes by @foli-vora Much like the song of the same title, cuter than hell.

Series / Multi Parts

Impression Sunrise by @themand0lorian He’s got a bit of an edge to him, his guard is up. But for how long? 👀🤔😘 This universe gives me everything!

Just Say Yes by @doveandgeography Italian vacation meet cute with Marcus. Bellisimo!! Would love to have that someday.

The Hope of It All by @wyn-n-tonic People with some history, alright. Ya love to see it!

Begin Again by @pascalpanic Marcus delivers the quintessential Marcus Experience! Fluff!

Do You Ever Wonder? by @generalfoolish This! Marcus deserves all of this!

Evie’s Infinite Playlist by dayoffinkyoto on AO3 I look at these two and think “Now Kith” at least 2x a chapter!

The Long Con by @youvebeenlivingfictional Make this into a movie already!

The Arrangement by @maswritingblog A perfect blend of comfort and cheeky!

💙Agent Whiskey/Jack Daniels💙

Drabbles / Oneshots

The life he fucking deserved by @foli-vora I second that motion!

Before and After by @starlightmornings Get some tissues :’)

Guilt by @scribbledghost What an incredible story of growth, all the highs and lows.

Series / Multi Parts

It’s Been You by @jadore-andor Jack is so beautifully vulnerable and hopeful. Can’t believe I hurt my cowboy like that… 😢😢😢

Buried by @something-tofightfor So suspenseful! I need to know more!

*Psst! Can you sense that I love it when this man gets therapy and a happier, more complex character arc?*

❤️Javier Peña❤️

Poetry

Murmurs by @hnt-escape Eyyyyy 😏 This is smooOoOoth as hell.

Encounter at the Window by @hnt-escape Her poetry captivates me to no end. Mind blown every time.

One Shots

Don’t Get Too Close (For Comfort) by @youvebeenlivingfictional Angsssssst. I’ve reread this so much!

Series / Multi Parts / Collections

Not Qualified for This by @blueeyesatnight I am especially partial to NQFT: Recovery so I’ve linked that, but I also adore Thunderbird. Now this is a real and complex family.

Movement fics by @youvebeenlivingfictional I’ve been yearning to dance with someone for YEARS and this intensified that tenfold.

What’s the Use of Wonderin’? by @youvebeenlivingfictional Is there an Abejita and Javi fan club? Sign me up!

Caffeine Rush by @pascalpanic Javi getting a long overdue meet cute and tenderness!

💖Original / Miscellaneous Characters💖

Poetry + Prose

“Hope” Series - a collaboration of poetry by @hnt-escape and prose by @winter-fox-queen inspired by the InStyle video of Pedro. What a creative world they’ve made with heaping doses of mystery and vivid imagery.

Maxwell Lord

Like Father, Like Daughter oneshot by @mandoalorian Look up “precious” in the dictionary and you’ll find this fic. 💝

Gold Rush series by @thewayofthemandalorian So sweet! A quality redemption story for a fella just trying his best!

Oberyn Martell

Unexpected oneshot by @maswritingblog A perfect recipe for angst and a lil drama with a lil tenderness… as a treat.

Marcus Moreno

Jump then Fall series by @knivesareout Mr. Marcus, Kindergarten Teacher, is the real superhero!

Zach Wellison

Handyman series by @buckstaposition Such a sweet lil series for Zach! It’s fun to get to see more of him.

Dave York

This cool AF honeymoon cruise from hell oneshot by @cinewhore This had me on the edge of my poolside deck chair!

Sins of the Flesh oneshot by @danniburgh My vanilla ass is writing this from the pits of hell. The weather’s fine! ❤️‍🔥🔥

In For It series by @foli-vora Words fail me - just click the link and start reading already!!

Kill Me Softly oneshot by @astroboots I mean, it’s all in the title, folks. Phenomenal.

💞Special Shoutouts 💞

@hnt-escape has the most stunning poetry I have ever read. She’s so gracious! She’s inspired me to start writing again and I can’t express just how much I needed that. ❤️ I implore you all to read and reblog her poetry because it’s just that beautiful.

Sometimes serious topics/events in a story weigh heavily on my heart and mind. So I’m pretty cautious about what I read. However, I can always trust @honeymandos and @astroboots and @joultheghoul with my sensitive heart and mood. The story may hurt and be sad as hell, but I feel some sort of comfort or assurance in their writing, like “I’m ready to hurt again, but this [hurt] too shall pass.”

@day-off-inkyoto followed me not long after I followed her and my heart went *~whoosh~*! Her music taste and her rural/country familiarity speak to my soul. Fluff and comfort extraordinaire!

@mesmorales has been so very lovely in the few exchanges we’ve had over asks and puts such great authenticity into her fics! Like she’s this incredible writer and she’s in my inbox making me feel seen and validated? Too sweet :’)

[cyborg-franky]

Thanks for putting this event on and creating amazing content! Happy 2k followers, you deserve it and can't wait to see you hit more milestones!!!💞🎉

Nickname: Rae

Door Number: 29 or 3

What will you be wearing on the date? Brown leather pants, cream colored top, over sized denim jacket if it's chilly, dark brown Chelsea boots, and some gold jewelry. for sure alot of rings and layered small necklaces, probably wearing an opal around my neck. hair would either just be naturally straight and down or in 2 messy space buns. Wouldn't have a purse but would have my wallet with the essentials in a pocket. I'd wear a sugary sweet perfume but nothing too strong.

Booze or sober?: booze, I don't like to get too carried away but it for sure helps ease my anxiety and be myself quicker. If I feel comfortable enough I may have more than a little 🤷‍♀️

Your ideal first date: food then a karaoke bar sounds like a fun night out💃 I'd like the idea of something music related as long as there's chances to actually talk to each other.

Three personality traits about you:

artistic/creative, love making things and problem solving. I'm the kinda person who rearranges a room spontaneously, gets an idea for a painting and does it, or gets annoyed at not being efficient and finds the best way to do something.

timid/shy at first but love being outgoing when I'm comfortable with someone

silly/goofy/making a others laugh

Three things you look for in a partner:

make me laugh whether it's through jokes or actions

curiosity and open mindedness

someone with a soft side. don't have to be a huge softy on the outside but for sure knows how to take care of their partner

Thee dislikes:

HATE super judgemental people

I really don't like when I'm telling a story/ talking and I can tell they've lost interest. not in the way that you can get distracted because alot is going on around us, but in the way that we're in conversation and they just clearly don't care about what I have to say.

poor communication skills. it's ok to be awkward but I can't tolerate being lied to/ keeping secrets/ cheating. TBH I'd be ok with open relationships but it has to be a mutual conversation.

Thank you so much ;-; I am happy to be here, I am still shocked even though its been like a week and aaaah <3<3

--

You really hope tonight’s date will be fun, you can’t go on anothercrappy date. You placed your favourite opal necklace around your neck, brushing back your hair, smiling at your reflection before you head downstairs.

You slipped on your oversized jacket and glanced at the time, wondering what sort of person you’d meet tonight. Grabbing your keys, you set off for your adventure. Getting to the busy street and looking around for the building you see the bright neon’s that lit up the street.

And you saw your date..

- Queen was stood outside smoking a cigar, wearing fancy shades even though it was nighttime.

- He was dressed to kill, white and black stripes, very bold, black leather jacket and black boots that broke up the stripes.

- He saw you and grinned around his cigar, finishing up, stubbing it out on the ground and sliding his shades up.

- Long blond hair in a braid, you were a little jealous of how soft it looked.

- “Babe, you look great, Rae yeah? You are a knockout.” Queen grinned and gave you finger guns.

- You had to admit you liked his energy, he at least wasn’t boring, and his sort of personality would help pull you out of your shell.

- “Queen’s the name and you are about to have the night of your life!” He laughed and placed a hand on the small of your back leading you into the brightly lit up place.

- You realised it was a karaoke bar and you smiled in delight, excited for it.

- He bought you both a drink and you walked over to a table, someone singing on stage who wasn’t doing a good job, not at all.

- You pulled a face when the person singing tried and failed to hit any sort of note.

- “Oh wow, he stinks huh babe?” Queen said with a chuckle, taking a swig of his drink.

- It was as loud and bright looking as he was.

- At least he wasn’t being a typical man and trying to only order ‘butch’ drinks you thought as he sipped his bright blue drink.

- “Oh yeah, I mean.. it’s all fun.. I don’t think I’m that good either..”

- “Babe, you’ll kill it, I got this feeling.” He said with a nod and pulled out the book that had all the songs listed.

- You both looked it over, he wrote down something on the paper before handing it to a waitress.

- “Need more liquid courage first?” he asked when he noticed you not writing anything down.

- “Just need a drink or two, I’ll see how it goes when you go up.”

- You both talked for a bit, your table far enough away that you could have conversations and not bother anyone.

- He was full of life, he also made you laugh.

- Joke after joke after joke, his comedy so observational and fast.

- Okay, you didn’t think you would get on with him as much as you were.

- After another drink or two you started to loosen up.

- It was his turn to be on the stage, you watched, clapping as everyone else did.

- And wooooow you did not expect the performance you got.

- He was brilliant at singing, he put on such a show for everyone.

- People clapped and cheered for him, and he was absorbing the attention, living for it. Showing how passionate and charismatic he could be.

- You were very impressed.

- He came back and you just stared at him “Wow,” you said, and he nodded “Yeah, I have that effect babe.” He winked at you.

- You thought he would be a hard act to follow but you still went up, and he was your biggest cheerleader.

- The night went on, you guys had a drink, ordered food, talked more, even did a few songs together.

- It had been a blast.

- You’d never met someone like him before.

- Standing outside he pulled out another cigar, lighting it up and watching as you admired the streetlights.

- “There’s a cool club down the street, I’m friends with the owner, we’d get in no problem, fancy a wild night babe?” he asked with a quirked brow.

REBLOG to carry on having a wild night, I can assure you the club isn’t a strip club so there’s no fear of seeing Kaido in a thong, unless you’re into that kinda thing and then I’m sure Queen can hook you up ooooor are you going to go home like a damn coward and I’ll just keep him instead?

[genshinboys]

That answered ask... 😂

I swear to fucking god that I'm the one that keeps on picking on Childe every fucking time for every fucking thing lol

"Whoah, so edgy... Tidal wave! Riptide!"

"Unfortunately, there's no one else here anymore. You were finished with them before I could even start"

"Of course I shouldn't let my guard down, I'm around you, right, you dick?"

"What if I don't wanna brace myself?!"

*when he's rambling non-stop because he knows he can be very annoying* "FOR FUCK'S SAKE JUST BE QUIET FOR AT LEAST ONE MINUTE!" *one minute later* "THAT WAS A FIGURE OF SPEECH! BE QUIET FOR SOME TIME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! *he says something* "I DIDNT MEAN TO SAY WE WOULD HAVE A NICE FUCK IF YOU SHUT UP, WHAT THE--" *leaves*

"I swear to God, sometimes I wish I could just wipe that cocky smirk out of your face... No, not by kissing you, I can assure... Nah, throwing fists is still not enough"

"Thank you for the promise of being gentle... Too bad I can't be that gentle to you..." *fights him*

"*full-on rage mode* STOP SUMMONING THAT FUCKING WHALE AT ME, DICK!!"

However, at the same time those sentences were being said...

*takes care of him while he's not good after using his other form*

*patches all of his wounds, because wow this dude likes to fight*

*gives him shoulder massages because, deep down, he is very tense*

*gives him some healthy foods and drinks so that he can be at his best potential*

With Zhongli is another story, though...

*rushes to him like an excited puppy* "Hey, Zhongli!! I have something to tell you!! I was exploring this domain and it was just FULL of geo monsters and stuff, so I tried summoning one of your pillars. That might have not worked quite well because it exploded instead of resonating but--"

*buries faces in his chest while hugging, while rambling incoherent nonsense*

*hugs him from behind every fucking time*

*plays with his long hair and asks him to let it loose to braid it or something, if he wants to*

*listens attentively to every fucking one of his stories, even making some questions and holding back the inner chaotic gremlin that resides within me*

*always pays for almost anything because he always forgets his wallet or doesn't have enough mora*

And when the soft moments with Zhongli are over, here comes Childe...

"WHY YOURE NOT THAT CUTE WITH ME, TOO?!"

"BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A DICK"

"YOU'RE A DICK, TOO"

"I CAN SEE WE'RE EVEN ON THAT, HUH?!"

"DAMN RIGHT, WE ARE"

"..."

"..."

"Please be that way with me, too..." *blushes*

"L-Lapatchka..." *blushes back*

*two hours later*

"Okay, okay, turn back. I miss your sass and attitude, girlie"

"... What?!"

"It's sweet seeing this other side of you, but I guess I like how you're normally are to me. You know, the challenge and everything?"

"... You're a dick"

"OH HOW I MISSED YOU CALLING ME THAT!!"

*sighs* "You're hopeless..."

*excited Childe noises, confused Zhongli noises, lots of sighs from you*

By the way, is it okay if I claim an emoji? If I could choose, maybe this one? ❄️

I hope you're okay, too! Have a good time 💞

-❄

Of course you can! A cute little funny snowflake 😂 😂 😂

Gosh, it's like me and Childe in my head. I'd chastise him for everything and call him names and then it is like something in my brain switches and I'd coo at the man, hug him tightly and give him neck kisses till he starts giggling in this cute boyish voice of his 😩��🤧

I've never felt so strongly about a character, never had such contrasting emotions lol

But, you're right. It is his fault for being this cocky and arogant. He simply knows you have hots for him 😩😩😩

Plus, he has no business acting so cute around us and getting protective out of a sudden and comparing us to the stars... I'm crying 😢