love how rick is forcing the greek demigods through quest after quest after quest while the norse demigods got their one major quest, completed it successfully and are now just chilling until the end of time.
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poll idea: did you realize you were queer before or after playing splatoon?
- before
- after
- not queer
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The term "Queer" is being used in this case to refer to someone falling outside of heterosexuality and possibly even being Cisgender.
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I really hope that Stede's main takeaway from Lucius and Pete trying to come "save" them during Calypso's Birthday is "at some point after your engagement, you need to have a 24-hour sex marathon. It doesn't count unless you do this."
So their engagement is going to be lovely. Ed gets to fulfill his dream of being proposed to. Stede is excited to marry for love. They have a lovely night, good food, good company, lots of happiness. It's a beautiful promise for forever, and they're excited to be husbands, but they're excited to find out what being fiances is like, too!
And then a few days later, Ed wakes up to find Stede at the side of the bed, preparing a literal mountain of lube. Ed doesn't know where you can find orange-flavored lube, but Stede's bought some. He's got dildos. He's got ropes and paddles and Ed's kitty collar. He's got Ye Olde Gatorade and granola bars.
By the end of the day Ed has had One Million Orgasms. He cannot feel his clit anymore. Stede has almost passed out from dehydration and they needed to take a re-hydration break. They have to end the day with Stede feeding Ed grapes in bed like he's a delicate maiden because he's full-body shaking like a very happy and well-fucked leaf
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“Hit my husband again and I’ll fucking kill you”
I just know Mickey climbed him like a tree after that
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One of the SPOP servers I'm in is doing a redraw event of this screenshot of Bow and Sea Hawk and people were swapping their outfits and outfit swaps always call to mind High School Musical 2 and the most heterosexual baseball themed dance number ever filmed so I had to do a quick edit of the boys as Chad and Ryan
Original below
And of course
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My favorite thing about Spiderverse Miguel is that there are plenty rewritings of him as a second dad for Miles or something only for ATSV to drop a dozen trailers that all go “he would not fucking say that”
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Leehan and Woonhak weren't at ISAC as they were filming for "Workman", a Korean variety show wherein celebrities work a part-time job for a day. They went to work at an optician!
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Kind of chaotic of Simon to roll out of Wille’s bed and immediately - I mean, immediately - go break up with Marcus. I mean, don’t get me wrong, it was the right thing to do, but I keep thinking about the timing, like, my boy probably smells of Wille’s cologne and did he even wash the hand he reaches out to touch Marcus with because we been knew where that hand has just been. He has been rolling on sheets with Wille, being devoured, and he manages to keep a straight face when asked if he cheated? Minutes after the fact? Lol, couldn’t be me.
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Rose Studio, the production company behind Bake Me Please, released a new promo poster for their upcoming office BL Bad Guy My Boss starring Kad Ploysupa (Gen Y) and James Hayward Prescott.
Bad Guy My Boss is set to premiere in July 2024.
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every passing day i become more convinced that mappa has their animators in chastity belts bc these bitches are HORNY !!!!!
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they match each other's freak ❤️
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so we can all agree that mía and lucia officially won the white lotus olympics of 2022, correct?
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