#AND FUTURE U KNOWING THAT PRESENT U IS GONNA BE FEELING LIKE SHIT BUT NOT WANTING TO CHANGE IT CUZ U KNOW STUFF FEELINGS AND EVERYTHING
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moogghost Ā· 2 months ago
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...so now that grandfest is over and the results were revealed am i allowed to say that some of y'all were such dicks to team present over their team choice for NO good reason ever since grandfest was revealed or am i going to get mauled for being right.
anyways congrats to the team past members who weren't assholes about their team choice and those team past members only every match against you guys made me feel like i was crawling in the trenches and it's very impressive šŸ‘
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rxmxa Ā· 2 months ago
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uranus through the houses + the future <3
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I saw this video the other day of this girl (colette bernard) who became a millionaire selling claw clips designed to look like teeth (her audience was dentists) but then she expanded when they were a hit so she has like cute claw clips designs for a dozen of professions. BUT all i remember thinking that stuff like this is so pluto in aquarius coded and weā€™re going to keep seeing people become successful more and more through their specific interests and hobbies.
she was truly self made and her passion for art changed her ENTIRE life (even though people told her it was a dumb idea). Pluto is gonna be in Aquarius for a long ass time and we know the significance it has on social changes, the collective, the government, community etc etc. This is a time for innovation and transformation, and with Uranusā€™s energy on your side, you can truly step into a future where you lead the charge in creating something new and lasting āš”ļø
the point is your weirdness, your out of the box ideas, the shit you think is straight up weird or maybe mee maw and pee paw call ā€œuselessā€ IS GONNA COME IN FUCKING HANDY!!! people are changing their entire lives everyday online and/or by finding their niche. so whatever ā€œweirdā€ idea or hobby you have, keep investing in it !! im not saying bc it will bring u money instantly (although thats always a plus) but bc it will bring you OPPORTUNITIES.
we all have our own claw clip tooth idea and we can look at uranus to show us the forward thinking/ innovative energy that can help us during pluto in Aquarius :) šŸ’™šŸ¦‹āœØāœØšŸŖ©āœØāœØšŸ’™šŸ’™
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uranus in the 1st house: moving forward by embracing your quirks and letting the world see the real you. dont ever ever ever try to dull yourself down. the right people will find you. dont shy away from shaking things up with how you present yourself or how you lead others. the visionary is YOU and during pluto in aqua you can inspire others to embrace their authenticity the way you do. in a way YOU are the ā€œunique ideaā€ so take full ownership. Dont be afraid to experiment with your style and image, especially in the moments where you are feeling the urge to try something different! Step into leadership roles that call to you! Volunteer for projects that require someone open-minded or that align with innovative (like new companies, organizations or small owned businesses that are producing/ delivering new kinds of products or services).
uranus in the 2nd house: think of unique ways to invest your money (ik theres a lot of debate with crypto) but anything thats outside the box could be a worthy venture. think about you can use tech to help you streamline your finances or organize your budget! just be open to trying new financial systems. this placement gives me the energy of investing something that others might see as SUPER random or specific but then it takes off years later. this is not me telling u to put ur savings in electric scooter stocks or something but to just be OPEN to sustainable investments that catch your attention that can help u and even ur community!! this also reminds me of tech inventors or investing in tech or USING technology as a way to help you determine the kinds of values you want to have and/or what you actually wanna stand up for.
uranus in the 3rd house: moving forward by shaking up how you show up in your online communities, or your social media presence. have you ever been interested in starting a podcasts or blogging more? (like those conversations you have with your friends about your interests or hobbies can go far or even commentary on the way media looks like and is being used now. Invest in learning new methods of communication you have been interested in (like buying that new camera or learning how to code or finally starting that youtube channel). Use your platform to reach more people!! This also reminds me of someone who disrupts the status quo with innovation in education like maybe writing new curriculum thats more aligned to our modern generation or any other platforms/ media that are up and coming and useful to students??
uranus in the 4th house: focusing on moving forward with your ideal home environment in mind. visualize it and focus on the ways you can start putting in into action! dont be afraid to start over and re-design! think about the ways you want your environment to be emotionally and physically stable for you and what its gonna look like (eco-living? smart homes? communal living?) this placement reminds me of those people that buy mansions or plots of lands with a group of friends and put their money together to help grow and live together! Don't beat yourself up if your idea of home or family doesnt fit the cookie cutter image (which is honestly going away now slowly and will def shift with pluto in aqua). YOU get to decide what home and family is and you can inspire others to do the same. Your idea of family has to align with your desire for freedom and emotional growth.
uranus in the 5th house: going all out in the ways you experiment with your art and creativity. You could be great at creating "futuristic" type of art haha (or investing in art forms that arent super popular or well known rn but you're ahead of the game and they could be popular in the future). Be bold in all areas that have to do with the 5h (think outside the box with how you express yourself artistically and romantically). Pluto in aqua will support you in u turning your creative work and forms of self expression into something that inspires people and gauges strong emotions from them! that claw clip idea was def giving uranus in the 5h energy. She was HAPPY creating it, it was a hobby first (5h) and then people told her it was useless or strange and she kept going anyway and she got to profit it from it, especially through social media (the 5h-11h axis). trust me when I say there is something out there for everybody. EVERYBODY.
uranus in the 6th house: pluto in aqua will urge you to break free from outdated systems and explore new ways to stay productive and healthy!! The traditional 9-5 might not appeal to you and thats okay because it doesnt to a lot of people and they have created their own way. Think about the tech-driven approaches you want to explore in your daily life (apps, the media you use, how you use tech in regards to your health). Think about how tech can help your productivity and your health!! This reminds me of my coworker who bought like this ultraface ring (I think thats what its called) but she loves it and its super high tech and fancy and shit and it monitors a lot of her health and its motivated her in her routines! The way we motivate ourselves looks different! You can move forward by exploring the most flexible options for you.
uranus in the 7th house: you can move forward by redefining what partnership + relationships actually mean to you. now more than ever its time to focus on partnerships where there is a sense of independence and equality. ESPECIALLY bc pluto in aqua is going to redefine and TRANSFORM (pluto) what community and friendships and relationships (aqua) look like in the first place. so be ahead of the game by surrounding yourself and nuturing your relationships with people that are not scared to break away from the norm and actually want to work together and are built to support mutual growth and freedom. dont stress trying to confine yourself to keep someone who is not open minded enough for you! find your person/ people.
part 2 coming soon!! šŸŖ©āœØšŸ¦‹
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thekeeperof-thefandoms Ā· 7 months ago
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Headcanons of Lucifer watching his s/o and Charlie getting along and maybe even having a little musical note together I just know he'd be getting all teary eyed and shit seeing his baby girl having some form of mother figure or someone she can really look to for advice currently present in her life ā¤ļø Thanks sm hope u have a good day/night!
Absolutely!
I think at first the relationship between Charlie and anyone her dad dates is awkward because she's so nice and trying to be supportive and Lucifer's new s/o would be trying too hard to create that bond. But steadily, you two would find real things you have in common and begin spending time together.
I'm going to use myself for reference here, but I personally really like arts and crafts kind of stuff and am willing to listen to pretty much all genres of music as long as I like the beat/rhythm. So I imagine most of your bonding is done making posters for the hotel, doing crafts with the guests, and just in general vibing to music together.
Like, one suggested activity for the group is coloring because it's a good outlet and it becomes so popular you guys just have a permanent stack of coloring pages and books available with marker, pens, colored pencils, and you, Charlie, Lucifer, and Vaggie are all just coloring and talking, Lucifer's telling embarrassing stories about baby Charlie for you and Vaggie, and you share a few embarrassing stories of yourself to make Charlie feel better and the absolute relief on her face is palpable.
Charlie is nervous because some sinners critiqued her hotel, her appearance, how her dad had to bail her out in the fight against heaven and it's all just making her upset. And of course her dad and her girlfriend are gonna say stuff about how she's beautiful, the hotel is a wonderful idea, and she was so brave in that fight. And like, yeah you're dating her dad and you've been super nice so far, but when you sit down next to her and ask quietly, "Can I offer you some advice?"
"Please? I feel like I don't know what I'm doing."
You laugh, patting her shoulder. "You're young, Charlie, you're not supposed to have it all figured out. But one thing you can do, is decide not to let judgemental pricks get to you. Take every criticism with a grain of salt. Improve, adapt, and filter out bullshit. You can't make everyone happy, and you'll exhaust yourself if you try. So as long as you're happy and at the end of the day you can say you're proud of what you've done, that you tried....well, that should be enough, right?"
Charlie thinks about it and nods. There's a visible shift in her attitude. "Thanks, I needed to hear that....Do you think you could help me read through some of the reviews and stuff? I want to improve if there's any genuine issue that I can address and Dad and Vaggie are....a lot. They just keep trying to tell me everything is perfect."
"They're just trying to hype you up. They love you a lot, so naturally they want you to feel successful and excited. Come on, let's go make some big bowls of ice cream and read through those reviews using silly AI voices. It'll be hilarious."
You and Charlie head off to do just that, talkin and laughing, and neither one of you notices Lucifer absolutely melting into the floor from a few floors up, as he clings to the railing he was leaning against to ease drop. He's gonna need a few minutes to recover. He's crying happy tears. His little girl is grown up and getting along with his partner and they're spending time together and enjoying things together. You're giving her advice and offering her comfort and meeting Charlienat her level and he's just more convinced you're perfect.
He may or may not be ring shopping in the near future. Probably with Ozzie and Bee. They've always had good taste and will probably be thrilled to help him. And if Ozzie is also casually looking for a ring while they're out, well, Lucifer won't say anything.
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pianocat939 Ā· 2 years ago
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I just finished watching the movie , and now Iā€™m wondering what if Yandere romantic Leo either rivals or working together with platonic Yandere Casey jr with a reader who acts motherly to them HCs please if possible thank u šŸ’•
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It's 2 AM and I stayed up the night before so this is all sleep-deprived writing.
This is kinda long so prepare your attention span. Also I didn't add much motherly aspects only because I focused more on their rivalry between each other rather than their reactions to MC.
Tw: Manipulation, Mentions of trauma (not that surprising lmao), just a younger father and son having a cat fight
Rivalry with Romantic Yandere Leo and Platonic Yandere Casey Jr. with Motherly MC Hcs
(Jfc that's a long-ass title. Also gonna confirm that although motherly and such terms are used but MC is gender-neutral as always).
If someone were to summarize the rivalry between the two it's really bickering back and forth until push comes to shove. I suppose the level of severity can differ based on their relationship (as in what point of the movie/or how long they've known each other).
I'm gonna use the plot of the movie because the plot of the movie.
At the start, before Casey even arrives at the lair, Leo's "unhinged" feelings haven't awakened yet. He harbours romantic attraction but has no urge to be crazy.
He flirts with you, but of course, he's a dumbass sometimes and ends up being the flustered one.
Then, Casey arrives. Let's just say in the future, you're the other substitute parent of Casey. So obviously he's gonna be clingy in the first place.
Casey will praise you for being so nice/caring/mom-like and is giddy. Meanwhile, Leo's frozen, resting face is present, his thoughts like 'This random dude with a photo of us is talking to my crush?' or 'Am I not the center of attention now?'.
During the interrogation, he'll ask Casey "Who does Y/n get married to?" very quietly though. His presence is slightly threatening, enough that Casey dislikes it.
The boy won't answer, and instead say, "He's nothing like you." *Cue intense glaring from both of them*.
The reason why Casey doesn't approve of current-time Leo is because Dilf Future Leo has manipulated future you to the point of acceptance. So, Casey has a very engraved view of what his secondary parents act and look like.
Present Leo gives murderous and unsettling vibes to Casey that he feels he needs to block off whoever this phony is.
Leo, who has newly unlocked his darkest feelings, doesn't like the attention being stolen from him. He's the only one you should rely on! Not this weird kid that oddly enough has a family picture of not just the group but also you + him!
Ok, I'm done with that proportion of the rant.
How will the two express their feelings/thoughts? Leo, who's opened a new eye to reality, will pull his usual card, manipulation. Meanwhile, Casey is like a clingy child who won't let his parent be taken away from him but is more mature obviously.
Throughout the plot, Leo will try to use his familiarity as an advantage saying things like, "I don't think we should use his plan, since we don't really know him that well." Casey, who's intelligent enough to see through the manipulation, blocks the comment. "Look, I know the Kraang better than you, so we'll have a higher chance of success if we use my plan."
Skip to the part where the group gets split up. You're with the 'B' team and like in the movie, Leo and Casey are stuck together. Casey says the trauma lines but at the end of it he'll point out how Leo is nothing like Future Leo (like goes into much more detail). This breaks Leo and starts a whole era of war between the two.
When you guys reunite they're gonna be clinging to your back, insulting each other quietly. If you try to ease the rising tension they're pulling a whole 180. Praise and compliments all the way.
After all the self-sacrifice shit and like everybody going through hell, they can't seem to detach themselves.
Surprisingly enough the two start to tolerate and work together more. As they see a common purpose: keep you safe. However, when it comes to attention, they're going at each other's throats.
In a humorous scenario, Leo's trying to flirt and be all lovey-dovey but Casey is asking for head pats and hugs which leaves Leo unable to succeed through his awkward methods of romance.
As a small bonus, if only the three of you are in a specific place Casey might call you and Leo "Dad/papa" and "(preferred parental name)". This triggers Leo's ego as he realizes that he is in fact the spouse.
People that crush on Dilf Leo are just people who like his triple-layer forehead wrinkles. Convince me otherwise.
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I desperately need to sleep...Wanted to write this before I do.
- Celina
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gravyhoney Ā· 3 months ago
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YOOOO WHATS UP W THIS SILLY I'M SO CURIOUS
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EHEHEEHEEHEH I LOVE HER THANKS FOR ASKINGā€¼ļøā€¼ļø Quickkkkkk warning for VERY brief mentions of underage drinking/weed smoking.
So sheā€™s half dragon half shapeshifter. Specifically Geathal shapeshifter (the world my best friend and I have worked on since we were 13 n 12 respectively)
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Dragon mom (Farrah) on the left, shifter mom (Asha) on the right.
Sheā€™s got two wayyyy older brothers (Juno, 11 years old than her, and C.J., 9 years older than her)
Sheā€™s the oldest of her friend group and dating Inky.
Fae and Inky started dating in Inkyā€™s Junior year and faer own senior year, bc Inky was DOWN BAD the moment they met but never said anything bc Pastel had this awful boyfriend (insert obligatory joke about bisexual women dating homophobic men bc. Thatā€™s what happened.) but Pastel ALSO liked Inky, was just fucking awful at picking up cues n shit and didnā€™t know until they were doing āœØunderage drinking and smoking weedāœØ at a party none of them were supposed to be at and Inky and Pastel kiss, which leads to Pastel breaking up with luns shitty bf (who was also cheating on lun) and they talk about feelings and shit and take it way slow and. Theyā€™re the healthiest relationship in Golden Dandelions.
Iā€™m planning on writing GD I PROMISE but for timeline shit, Pastel ends up out of the picture near-ish the beginning bc faer going off to college out of state. Itā€™s gonna be a whole plot point about Inky needing to learn to let go and accept change and stuff, but yeah. Pastel goes to college and wayyyyy in the future after she graduates, she and Inky get happily married after Inky successfully doesnā€™t die. And then Pastel uses her psychology degree to become a therapist.
ALSO fun thing about her, she spent literal YEARS having to pretend to be human do to the āœØillegal nature of being not human in the city they all liveāœØ (this is remedied long before Golden Dandelions takes place) so her ref sheet reflects how she looked and presented when she was 19. Even after inhumans were allowed to exist as they were, the human beauty standards had been SO drilled into faer by then, that fae didnā€™t fully transition back to looking like faer true self. So in real actual canon, and way after Golden Dandelions ends her skin is a v light pinkish-purple instead of human person white.
Sheā€™s very fun to draw and I consider her one of my first ocs, only bc I created her after I knew what the term oc meant. Also she used to be an Undertale oc. Undertale AU oc if u wanna get specific. Shoutout Inktale.
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sleepy-vix Ā· 7 months ago
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What would your ideal book be like (as in, what theoretical book would be your absolute favourite) what genre, page count, setting, characters, etc would it have?
oohhhh this is such an interesting ask. hmm i'll have to lay this out in dot points
BE READY FOR LOTS OF TEXT!
also i am indecisive and messy so my opinions will probably change idk T-T
alr here we go
- genre: psychological novel? im not exactly sure what the genre is but i love when books follow a mentally ill character that's just trying their best to navigate through life, and the book is about the way they interact with their surrounds and respond to issues and cope with their past and come to decisions, iykwim?
BUT I WANT FANTASY in it too so it will be epic. i love fantasy world building and i love when it makes so so so much sense. it would be cool if they had elements and got sorted into elemental groups too- that is so satisfying and fun to read.
- page count: probably 500. personally i think a normal book is 300, and it seems daunting when it's got like 700 pagesz but considering that this is my ideal book, i think i'd be sad if it had less than 400 pages (cus the story would be over soon) so i'd say 500 pages is the perfect amount.
- setting: in terms of time, i never really cared for it. i realise that i should probably have a preference on which century i like to read, but i find that characters can be mentally ill and epic no matter if they are from the future or the past.
in terms of location, hmm i wouldn't want to read about a character being anywhere with tropical or summery vibes. i like my characters knee deep in snow and drenched from head to toe in rain. it keeps them depressed and relatable ^^ (/hj....?)
oh also it would be cool if the country and places were mad up, since that this is a fantasy.
WAIT OR asia. i am obsessed with books that focuses on/is based off asia :)
- characters: trios are the best and i will die on that hill. ok like i dont need the trios to be together 24/7 but i need there to be THREE main characters if you know what i mean. one of them can be an antihero idc. it just has to be THREE.
oh also i love to read in the perspective of characters who are ambitious and feisty and impulsive because they're the opposite of me. but also i'd like them (idc abt gender) to be cunning, witty and good at making plans.
another character that i need in the trio is the smart one. there HAS to be a smart side character or else i will NOT fall in love with the book. i need the character who makes all the entensive plans. i need the character who is a walking dictionary. i need the character who hates to fight and would rather be learning but is somehow good at it and therefore forced to fight alongside the makn character. (oopsies im just describing the poppy war. but that is not a crime ;])
if its a soldier poet king trio i will be obsessed with it forever and ever
ok so for the stuff that u didnt ask but im gonna include:
-writing style: advanced. work my mind to death but enrichen it at the same time. i dont mind a difficult and layered magic system- in fact i LOVE THOSE, as long as they make sense and they are creative. do not give me that "she let out a breath she didnt know she was holding" bs.
i want "the night circus" level description when it comes to settings. i need to see taste hear smell FEEL the fucking surroundings
-vibe: doomed from the start. i dont want my characters to be happy. make me fall in love and then break my heart and do not apologise for it :,) (shit am i masochistic? damn)
- others: it would be cool if it is somehow relevant to our present irl current political state/ real world problems. it would be even cooler if it somehow fits a ton of mitski songs. also gayness is very welcomed
yeahh thats all i got for now. oops i wrote alot. at the start of my reply i was thinking along the lines of solitaire and crime and punishment and no longer human, but then it was all scrapped and i based it all off of the poppy war trilogy because it did fantasy and character dynamics/personalities/backstories SO RIGHT.
tysmmm for this ask. i would love to ask it right back, but i dont know who you are :(( ahsvsj feel free to tell me anyways tho in my askbox as an anon !!
*this was not proofread
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silviakundera Ā· 11 months ago
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Lighter and Princess ep 1
@dangermousie 's posts have seduced me and I always meant to get to this drama, because the lead actress is one of my cdrama crushes. So let's gooooooooooo
Holy shit, how are these the opening lines for a modern cdrama lmao
"Betrayers shall go to hell." / "Just consider me a betrayer. Anyway, it's not binding to me. It doesn't matter if I go to hell. I'm experienced." šŸ˜¶
Ok but actually, the metal fence separating them, the wind in her hair, the way the field of dry grass matches his bad dye job. Captivating.
Mom starts nagging FL about marriage and all I can focus on is how beautiful her hair looks as it spills over her shoulder. Her pouty mouth šŸ˜©
Sorry ML I know your prison release is very poignant but still stuck on how perfect your once & future gf looks when eating cherry tomatoes.
ok ok I'm with u buddy. Setting things on fire on a rooftop at night. Dressing in all black, including long coat. Terse replies. Your goth stylings and soulless eyes are bewitching me, body & soul.
FL's first visit home is to a self-proclaimed 'vampire' friend with a fridge literally half-filled with booze. I can see why she's a girl that's hard to get over.
I'm guessing L&P CEO man is the villian and tbh he's got my respect by not sweating across the table from glowering feral mongoose in human form who seems one moment away setting that office aflame, just to feel something.
ah, the 3 were best friends in university! yep, the dude that didn't end up in prision or flee the country is DEFINITELY the villain.
yaaaassss "betrayers have to pay a price" Simple, vague, yet ominous. Like all threats should be.
awww I like his prison buddy. They shared the same cell and he managed to survive. He's totally foreseeing how intense his bro is gonna be about all this.
wow, flashback More Innocent Times FL was pretty intense herself about pyro boy.
who....is stalking her in the present? Or I guess not.
The fact that he actually came to collect his debts and demand money: based. I'm pretty sick of a 'the only thing I have is my pride, so I refuse all financial support from people who can easily afford it' protagonist.
She has no interest in art? HUH. I like that too. Goes against the 'cultured rich girl' cliche.
lmaooooooo band friend got her revenge by forcing ML to run into FL and bland painter boy.
Prison buddy ganking the check and booking it brings a sense of pride to ex-cons everywhere. Plus, I get the pleasure of FL's silky hair in the lamp light of the street corner she's slammed him into. šŸ˜
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tojisun Ā· 11 months ago
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Sun!, I would like to start by saying that I greatly admire your talent and ability to write. The way you are able to create stories, is simply fascinating. Every word you put on paper seems to have a unique intensity and depth. Your writing conveys such strong and immersive emotions that it feels like I can feel every feeling, every shiver, and every moment of tension. It's incredible how you capture these elements and convey them in such a vivid and impactful way.
One Of The Girls reminds me of the early stages of the reader's 'relationship' with toxic!biker!simon. Where the reader wants to be one of the girls and fully immerse themselves in Simon's life, even if it's just scraps of an unhealthy love (that never was).
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Daylight, oh my God, it's the mid-stage, where the reader is not just with Simon because of his looks... But because she loves him, but at the same time she discovers how much he harms her, but she doesn't want to leave him, she can't, because she always goes back.
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Elastic Heart is their final stage in the relationship... As you yourself said, sun, my sunshine. The reader will have a happy ending, but not with Simon. It's when she will realize that their "Relationship" was never so healthy.
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So, sun!, look, my future husband, Leon Kennedy. Shhhh... Simon can't know-. But I've already moved on from toxic!biker!Simon-.
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This is my husband, my current obsession, the muscles-.
oh my god mocha?? thank you so much for such kind wordsā€“ im genuinely melting, giggling underneath my blanket and kicking my legs because of how thoughtful and kind this!! because of how thoughtful and kind you are!! im seriously speechless, unable to think past the giddiness rushing through me like, thank you again sweet luv <33
i am so so happy that u enjoy my works! that somehow, along my ramblings and run-ons, i was able to convey the emotions of a specific scene/fic :ā€™> im glad that u get to enjoy interpreting it too!! (especially because biker!simon became such an endearing group project that i adore. i get so heart-achingly happy when i see ur guysā€™ asks n links n tags!!!)
time for the songs:
OH MY GOD??? ONE OF THE GIRLS BEING READER BEGGING SIMON FOR A SCRAP OF HIS AFFECTION ā€“ ā€œwe donā€™t gotta be in love / i donā€™t gotta be the one / i just wanna be one of the girls tonightā€ ā€“ OH I AM UNWELL!! and the way the song fully presents their ā€˜relationshipā€™: how itā€™s a plea from the reader, how she tries finding love from him in something thats only physical and ephemeral, how he extends an inkling affection only to pull away and leave her with nothing. again.
(heaving so bad rn)
I DIDNT EXPECT DAYLIGHT TO BE PART OF THE TOXIC BIKER SERIES BUT I SEE IT SO CLEARLY!! ā€œoh i love it and hate it at the same timeā€ ā€“ the way she knows their arrangement is harmful to her, and the way she knows itā€™s laughable and pathetic how sheā€™s always the one doing the running and waiting, but she canā€™t stop because when simon calls her, sometimes she thinks itā€™s love. AND the part that goes ā€œhiding all of our sins from the daylight / ā€¦ / you and i drink poison from the same vineā€ SHOWING THE WAY SIMON NEVER BRINGS HER TO HIS HOME. AND HOW SIMON, for all his tomfoolery and bitching, GRAVITATES TOWARDS HER. HOW HE COMES BACK TO HER TOO.
(im probably gonna gnaw my lip off at this point from how much im biting)
SIA AND ELASTIC HEART IS ALSO SMTHN I DIDNT EXPECT IN THE ROSTER AND YET IT MAKES SENSE HOLY SHIT. ā€œyou did not break me (but) iā€™m still fighting for peaceā€ IS READER WHEN SHE MET PRICE HELLO? the way she was hesitant to trust him. hesitant to like him because she thought, ā€˜not againā€™. but then price shows her how it is to be loved. to be prioritized. to be cared for. and yeah she starts letting go of simon and starts forging a relationship with price and!!! SHE WILL BE HAPPY I PROMISE.
(i feel like a marionette. untethered and floaty because this whole.. meta? is so fucking good oh my god)
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THATS LEON KENNEDY? UM. THE ARMS? THE CHEST?? THE HARNESS??? THE HAIR????
pause.
THE BIKE?????
somethings shifting in my brain hold on hold on hold on hol
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purplefixations Ā· 2 years ago
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The Best Thing We Never Planned
In honor of the most recent David audio, here is my mind started thinking after I finished listening to it. This is what I think would happen the next morning.
(in the mates gc)
Angel: *picture of David cuddled up to them, sleeping peacefully*
Angel: my fiance is the cutestšŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜
Baabe: aww, im saving this for future black mail
Baabe: WAIT!!!
Sweetheart: We're not gonna breeze past that like you didn't say what you just said!
Baabe: i swear to god if you're messing with us!
Baabe: angel answer your phone
Sweetheart: If this is a joke I'm gonna kill you, very slowly
Angel: what do yall want?
Angel: oh...
Baabe: "ya'll" lmao
Baabe: you're around sam too much
Sweetheart: What you mean oh?
Angel: u guys didnt know?
Baabe: NOO?!
Baabe: ash didn't either
Sweetheart: Same with milo
Angel: hold up, how do I know they that didnt know and just kept it a secret?
Baabe: look at my bf and tell me he can keep a secret :/
Baabe: also, I screeched when I saw the word "FIANCE" and he wanted to know why...
Angel: u screeched?
Baabe: I WAS SUPPRISED OKAY!!!
Sweetheart: And I thought milo was jumpy šŸ˜‚
Baabe: don't pick on me sweetheart, you still havent answered the question.
Sweetheart: Oh, I asked Milo if he knew as soon as I saw the text
Angel: why...
Sweetheart: I assumed he knew and just forgot to tell me
Angel: and he didnt?!
Sweetheart: nope
Sweetheart: It seems David decided not to tell anyone, not surprising tho
Sam: Why is my phone blowing up all at once?
Baabe: scroll up
Sam: Congratulations Angel
Angel: DID U KNOW?!?
Sam: No, no one told me exactly. But Tank mentioned something a few days ago about David and serious commitments, so I'm not exactly supried
Baabe: TANKER KNEW?!????
Sam: Maybe, I can ask.
Sweetheart: I mean, David has been trying to actually include Tank in pack/friend stuff, so maybe this was one of the things.
Baabe: makes sense, tho ash and milo might feel a bit betrayed lol
Sam: They said that David asked them for help with what to say to not sound too cheesey. They also said that it was still extremely sappy in the end.
Angel: it was but it was a nice kind of sappy
Baabe: awwwww
Baabe: what'd he say?
Angel: i dont really remember the words
Angel: it was very long and i think i started crying near the beginning of it all...
Sweetheart: Haha, crybaby
Baabe: HEY! the only one aloud to call them baby is David, back off
Angel: YEAH
Sweetheart: Is this you saying that David calls you a crybaby, and you like it?
Angel: WAiT
Baabe: hahaha
Baabe: masochist
Angel: do you want me to put you on blast? cuz i have receipts
Sam: Okay, I'm going to stop this before it gets out of hand. Again, congrats Angel.
Angel: thanks sam
Sweetheart: Congratulations from me and milo
Baabe: and milo?
Sweetheart: He's been asking for live updates on this situation
Sweetheart: He has also demanded that he gets to help David pick out a suit
Angel: he has to take that up with davey, but honestly that might be a good idea
Baabe: why?
Angel: i love him very much, but he lives in clothes just nice enough to look presentable.
Angel: and dirty work clothes
Baabe: haha
Baabe: ash says congrats too
Baabe: he's been reading this over my shoulder for the last few minutes
Angel: that tracks
Angel: thx tho
Sweetheart: On a serious note, if either of you need any help with filing marriage paper work for an empowered and non-empowered through dump, let me know
Baabe: is it hard?
Sweetheart: I wouldn't say hard, but it's a bit complicated and a lot
Angel: ill keep it in mind Sweets thx
Baabe: getting off that serious note
Baabe: ash made a meme and wants me to send it to you all
Angel: GIMME!!!
Baabe:
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Angel: HahAhHAha
Sweetheart: Is that Aggro?
Baabe: he says yes
Angel: is he actually upset?
Baabe: nah, he's just dramatic
Sweetheart: pls tell me he sent that to David
Baabe: he did
Angel: hes still asleep so don't expect a response yet
Baabe: he's still asleep? I thought he was an early riser and shit?
Angel: normally, but i think the solstice tired him out
Sweetheart: It's probably an emotional vulnerability hangover
Angel: lmao
Baabe: haha
Sam: So it's not just Tanker who gets those.
Angel: LMFAO!!!
Angel: theyre too fucking similar
Baabe: hehehe
Baabe: oh shit, if i die pls have a picture of me at your wedding
Angel: ofc, but why r u dying?
Baabe: I didn't notice that ash left, and I smell smoke
Sweetheart: I'll make sure it's a cute picture
Baabe: bless you
Angel: oof, go make sure your mans didnt commit arson
Baabe: šŸ‘
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Bonus:
"Angel, why did Asher and Milo send me vaguely threatening memes?"
"Ooohh. Yeah, that's on you."
"Why?"
"You're the one that didn't tell your best friends that you were proposing."
"I didn't tell them because they cant keep a secret. If I told them, they'd tell their mates, which would be fine but then everyone would start dropping hints and you'd get suspicious."
"Tanker tells Sam everything and you told them."
"How do you know I told Tanker?"
"As I said, they tell Sam everything."
"What- Did you add him to your weird group chat?"
"It's not weird Davey, and besides, he enjoys it."
"I don't know why I bother at this point."
"Because you love me!"
"Yeah. I do, you snot."
Idk how it got this long, I was not planning for that. I wrote this over the span of two ten minute breaks and my lunch at work, so that's why it's kinda chaotic. Anyways, love y'all <3
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giggly-squiggily Ā· 1 year ago
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Helloo if req is open may you write a platonic tk fic between rin and sae if it is posible? Thank you so much!
Oh my god YES! :D These two need it, I swear! Okay so; general heads up: I'm exclusively an anime watcher when it comes to Blue Lock- meaning I don't really know how these two's relationship stands or what goes down during/post the whole U-20 arc; I just know they deserve to be happy. I hope you like it! :D
CW: Swearing, angst with a happy ending, sass, possible OOC-ness of the characters (I tried to keep it as close to their canon personalities as possible but yeah), Spoilers for Sae and Rin's backstory- kinda. Not full detailed ones but I'll tag accordingly anyway
Cloud 9 (Taglist):
@myreygn, @cupcake-spice13
ā€œHey, who allowed you to get so tall?ā€ Sae narrowed his eyes at him.
ā€œGenetics.ā€ Rin shrugged, pushing down the toaster shelf.
If you told Rin Itoshi heā€™d have a relationship with his brother againĀ in the near future, he would have told you to fuck off. Possibly throw shoes at you too.
Then heā€™d feel bad for throwing shoes because he was raised better than that, but still.
Things kinda happened in a blur since the U-20 match. A call had come; an invite to dinner. Then he was at Saeā€™s hotel room, splitting a pizza when the restaurant proved too crowded for either of them. Words were exchanged, a few tears were shed, and by the end of the night, Rin found he could finally breathe again in the presence of Sae.
Theyā€™re relationship was still fairly awkward at times; it was impossible to go back to where they were before Sae went to Spain. Still- when Rin called him and mentioned theyā€™d gotten time off from Blue Lock, a room was made up for him at the apartment; clean and prepped with fresh bedding, as if itā€™d been waiting for him this entire time.
ā€œNo mint on the pillow?ā€ He joked upon getting there.
ā€œPlease, we already have Shidou. We donā€™t need anymore pests.ā€ Sae had rolled his eyes, the gesture lacking any real malice upon mentioning the demonic player.
Thatā€™s where they were now- getting comfortable in their newfound relationship.
ā€œTch.ā€ Sae scoffed, shaking his head in mock disapproval as he turned from the coffee maker, mug in hand. ā€œI remember when you barely came up to my elbow. You were so small- running after me on those stubby legs of yours, trying to kick the ball out from beneath my feet.ā€ He shook his head, a rare smile tugging on his lips. ā€œYouā€™d get so worked up about it too. Iā€™d have to buy you a popsicle so youā€™d stop crying.ā€
ā€œShut up, I was six.ā€ Rin rolled his eyes, a blush burning his face at the memory. ā€œOf course I was short. At least I grew since then.ā€ He turned, raising a brow at his brother. ā€œWhatā€™s your excuse?ā€
A look of shock passed his brotherā€™s face, jaw dropped and brows raised. Rin felt a twinge of satisfaction. If the Press could see his usually stoic brother now, theyā€™d probably faint. ā€œI see you gained a mouth along with all that height in these past few years.ā€ He sounded a touch impressed.
ā€œMore than you gained, it seems.ā€ Rin couldnā€™t help himself. It wasnā€™t even that Sae could be called short; it was just so satisfying to sass him. He deserved it, probably.Ā 
ā€œTall as you are, youā€™re still a little shit.ā€ Sae put down his mug, rolling up his sleeves with a dangerous glint. ā€œSeems like Iā€™m gonna have to remind you just who youā€™re talking to.ā€
Rin ignored him- mainly due to the toaster popping, presenting his warmed Pop-tart. He should have known Sae didnā€™t make empty threats.
The moment his poptart touched the plate, hands were latching onto his sides, digging into his ribs with relentless pressure. Rin-much to his embarrassment- let out a loud squawk, the poptart nearly flying out of hand as he doubled over. ā€œGah! N-No! Dohonā€™t!ā€
ā€œAll this time later and youā€™re still ticklish?ā€ Sae sounded deeply amused, a rare smile pulling on his lips as he carried on wiggling his fingers up and down the younger boyā€™s sides. ā€œMaybe you should have considered that before you started sassing me.ā€
Rin went to retort with yet another remark, but Sae had found a terrible spot beneath his lower ribs, clogging his throat with growing giggles. ā€œNgh! N-No! S-Sae!ā€
ā€œHm? What, no retort?ā€ The older boy asked, keeping one hand on Rinā€™s lower ribs while the other came around to his belly, clawing. ā€œCome on- just laugh. You know you want to.ā€
That did it. Rin let out a wheeze before he doubled over, laughter bubbling over his lips as he tried sinking to the kitchen floor. ā€œFuuhuhuhuhuhuck! Fuhuuhhuhuck, gahhahahahahahha! Nohoohohoohooho, Sahahahahhahahe you ahahhahahahhahass!ā€
ā€œOi, show some respect, you brat.ā€ Sae switched to digging into Rinā€™s armpits when his hips proved too far to reach, barely fighting down a chuckle at the harsh swear his brother let out, immediately followed by childlike giggles. ā€œLook at you- you can barely say my name, let alone stand. Tell you what- take back what you said about me being short and Iā€™ll let you live.ā€
ā€œNehehehhehver, shohoohohort stahhahahahck!ā€ Rin declared without any hesitation. Ever the stubborn one.
Sae tsked, slowing down his tickles and giving the other a chance to breathe. ā€œYou really are determined to die today, are you? Iā€™m starting to regret letting you stay here- how the hell am I going to hide your body?ā€ He reached out, squeezing the back of Rinā€™s neck, earning a yelp as the boy scrunched up. ā€œMaybe Iā€™ll bury you in the backyard and plant a garden over you. Think Shidou would notice?ā€
ā€œProhoohbably not.ā€ Rin groaned, and then- because he could. ā€œHeā€™s used to shitty things. Thatā€™s why heā€™s dating you.ā€
Sae, who was turning back to his coffee, froze, slowly looking back at Rin with scary eyes. Oh, he was DEAD. ā€œAnd to think I was gonna be merciful this morning.ā€
Seconds later, Rin was kicked onto his back, Sae pinning him faster than he could react. He wasnā€™t much of a fighter- neither of the brotherā€™s were- though Rin was faster to throw a punch. He went to do just that before a scream ripped from his throat, laughter returning stronger than ever. ā€œGAHEHHAHAHAH! SHAHAHAHHAE!ā€
ā€œI tried to be nice, but itā€™s clear to me that youā€™re still a little shit all this time later.ā€ Sae scolded as he drilled his thumbs into Rinā€™s hips, going right for his worst spot. ā€œNow- do you wanna repeat what you just said?ā€
ā€œAHEHAHHAHA!ā€ Rin was a mess, hands trying to shove off Saeā€™s vice grip as he thrashed and squirmed against the kitchen floor, feet kicking and scoffing the ground. His face felt like it was on fire, and his hair blinded him, hiding his scrunched up eyes. It was humiliating and stupid and he wanted to rip his skin off as a means of escape.
But alsoā€¦it was fun. Really fun. He hadnā€™t felt like this since they were kids, when Sae would tickle him until he was squealing through tears caused by a scraped knee. He could almost see the fond smile his brother wore when he did so. The memory even during all this made his heart ache.
ā€œDo you give up?ā€ Sae asked, bringing him back to reality. Right- his death. A small part of him was tempted to shake his head, declare that heā€™d never give up just to see what would happen.
What came out of his mouth instead shocked both of them.
ā€œNIHIIHIIHIHIIHI-SAHHAHAN PLEHAHAHAHHASE!ā€ The squeal of mercy was the true end of it all. Saeā€™s hands stopped almost immediately, pulling away from Rinā€™s prone body. The younger boy scooted up the floor a few paces arms tossed loosely around his waist as he tried to catch his breath. Well, at least it was over-
Oh god.
Oh GOD.
ā€œShitā€¦ā€ He groaned, covering his face with his hands, mortified. He didnā€™t just say that outloud-he didnā€™t! Across from him, Sae was silent as stone, seeming to be frozen to the floor. Great- there goes any real progress they made at fixing their relationship. Rin readied the speech in his head. Iā€™ll head back to our parentā€™s house. Iā€™ll be fine. Iā€™ll be gone in the morning-
ā€œHeh, you havenā€™t called me that in years.ā€ Sae spoke, his voice strangely soft. When Rin dared a peek, he saw it.
Ā It wasnā€™t as open as it was years before, but the same fond look was in his eyes, softening his carefully stoic expression immensely. A ghost of a smile was on his brotherā€™s lips, not quite there yet, but it was something.
ā€œDonā€™t remind me. God, that was- thatā€¦Fuck! You suck!ā€ Rin growled, scooting back with a proper glare. Sure his face was still on fire, and his body was still tingling with a cross of tickly residue and nostalgia, but he was adamant on being angry. ā€œWhat the hell? My Poptart-ā€
Sae then did the unexpected. He bursted into laughter.
ā€œPfft- Gehehhahahaa! Good god, aahhhafter all that, and you're worried about a POPTART?ā€ He cackled, falling back on his ass as he held his gut, head thrown back and smile wide. ā€œGood God, Rin! You havenā€™t changed at all.ā€
ā€œ....Tch, whatever.ā€ Rin rolled his eyes, shaking his head as he fought down his own fit of laughter, the struggle increasing when Sae let out an ungodly pig snort. ā€œUgh, youā€™re so annoying.ā€ He kicked his leg gently, too tired to stand. He felt light and breathless and exhausted and justā€¦
ā€œWhatā€™s up?ā€ Sae shook his ankle, gaining his attention. ā€œYou look sad.ā€
ā€œIā€™m not.ā€ Rin ducked his head, hiding his expression. ā€œIā€™m not. I justā€¦I donā€™t know- I think part of meā€¦misses this.ā€ He waved between them. ā€œI missed justā€¦laughing with you, I guess. It all feels so far away, still.ā€
Sae hummed, considering. Then he stood, walking over and offering a hand. ā€œIt doesnā€™t have to be a distant memory anymore.ā€ When Rin looked up, Saeā€™s face was back to its usual calm, but his eyes were kind. ā€œIā€™m here. And I donā€™t plan on leaving again.ā€
ā€œPromise?ā€ Rin hated how small his voice sounded. He hated it more when he saw something break in Saeā€™s eyes, dark with remorse.
ā€œI promise.ā€ He sounded a tag hoarse as he ruffled Rinā€™s hair, breaking the tension. ā€œCome on then, Iā€™ll make breakfast.ā€
ā€œPlease donā€™t.ā€ Rin cringed as he stood. ā€œYou canā€™t cook.ā€
ā€œDo you want me to tickle you again?ā€ Sae raised a brow. Rin couldnā€™t help but grin.
They ended up ordering breakfast instead.
Thanks for reading!
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cadybear420 Ā· 4 months ago
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NSFW (and some SFW) Incorrect Quotes: Cadybear's Couples Edition
Inspired by @choicesmc's post and @thosehallowedhalls' post. Quote generator is here.
(Disclaimer, some quotes will be slightly altered from how they appear in the generator)
This is also gonna be a long post because I milked the shit out of the generator to try and see all prompts possible
High School Story: OG Trilogy
Aiden, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?
Michael: Evie's in the kitchen.
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Evie: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Aiden is? Because Aiden is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.
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Aiden: *sucking on a popsicle*
Michael: Pfft, you practicing for when Evie gets here?
Aiden: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*
Michael: *Concern*
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Aiden: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isnā€™t anyone around to help you? What if itā€™s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Evie: ā€¦You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Evie: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?
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Evie: Crushes are the worst. Whenever Iā€™m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Aiden: You always act stupid.
Aiden:
Aiden: Wait...
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Aiden: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.
Evie: Oh yeah? Then continue this.
Evie: I don't cook I don't clean-
Aiden: So let me tell you how I got this ring.
Both: .....
Both: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-
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Aiden: I am not a whore, and, not that Iā€™ve done the math, but, if I were, Iā€™d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Evie: Itā€™s called hentai and it is art!
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Aiden: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Evie: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because Iā€™ve obviously gone crazy.
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Myra: That shirt looks great, Aiden.
Aiden: Thanks.
Myra: But I bet it would look even better on Evie's floor.
Evie: Are you hitting on Aiden... for me?
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Alan: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Emma: Wow, I've gotta hear this.
Alan: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.
Maria: You forgot pride.
Alan: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
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Maria: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Caleb: Make his dick hard not his life.
Michael: Break her bed not her heart.
Evie: Play with his boobs not his feelings.
Aiden: Get on her dick not her nerves.
Emma: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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Evie: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Aiden: Roses, why?
Evie:
Aiden: Were you going to get me flowers?
Evie:
Aiden:
Evie: į¶¦įµ—ā€™Ė¢ įµƒ įµ–įµ’Ė¢Ė¢į¶¦įµ‡į¶¦Ė”į¶¦įµ—Źø
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Aiden: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?
Michael: Whatā€™s up your ass this morning!?
Evie: *walks in* ...Hey.
Michael: Hmmā€¦ nevermind.
Aiden: WAIT NO!
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Evie: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Aiden: *blushing* Iā€”
Michael, butting into the conversation: Maria is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Aiden: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter ā€œsā€.
Evie: *looks over at Michael and Maria*
Evie: Is it ā€œsexual tensionā€?
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Aiden: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Evie: It was autocorrect.
Aiden: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Evie: Yes.
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Alan: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.
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Aiden: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.
Maria: Go to church.
Maria: WAIT-
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Maria: We should be partners.
Michael: You mean like, partners in crime?
Maria: Yeah... thatā€™s precisely what I meant.
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Evie: Iā€™ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?
Michael: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: ā€œHeyā€¦ how you doinā€™?ā€
Aiden, scoffing: Oh, please.
Evie, to Aiden: Hey, how you doinā€™?
Aiden:
Aiden: *giggles and blushes*
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Evie: Hey Maria, wanna third wheel on my date with Aiden tomorrow?
Maria: Sure.
Evie: Michael! Wanna third wheel on my date with Aiden tomorrow?
Michael: Yeah
Evie: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!
Maria & Michael: ...
Aiden: Evie...
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Evie:Ā Wow, Aiden, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.Ā 
Aiden:Ā We literally slept together yesterday.Ā 
Evie:Ā That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
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Aiden: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*
Evie: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?
Aiden: Iā€”
Aiden: I donā€™t know the correct answer to that question.
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Alan, staring upwards: So, Maria broke up with meā€¦ hahaā€¦
Aiden: Why are you looking up?
Alan: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
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Emma: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, Iā€™d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Michael:
Michael: I'm gonna tell her.
Maria: Don't you dare.
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*Maria and Michael flirting with each other yet again*
Evie: And you two are sure you're not dating?
Michael: 100%.
Maria: Of course not! Why would you think that?
Evie: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Maria. I fucking wonder.
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Emma, sweating: Alan, thereā€™s something I need to ask you-
Alan: Finally! Youā€™re proposing!
Emma: Howā€™d you know?
Alan: Emma, youā€™ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Alan: I even picked it up once.
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Evie: Well, remember when Aiden made a romantic dinner for me?
Michael: Evie, he microwaved you a pizza.
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Violet: Michael is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Maria: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Koh: Tackle them!
Sakura: Dump them.
Wes: Kick them in the shin!
Violet: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
High School Story: Class Act
Cher:Ā Well, Ajay and I finally did it!Ā 
The rest of the squad:Ā *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*Ā 
Cher:Ā That's right... We kissed!
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Ajay: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Skye: "Excuse me Ms. Lee, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?"
Rory: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Ajay: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but Iā€™d get way too into it.
Cher: What- how?
Ajay: Youā€™d be like ā€œCome to bedā€¦ Mr. Presidentā€ and Iā€™d be like, ā€œI need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.ā€
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Skye: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Lilith a little bit.
Cher, holding Skye's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Skye: No, that's our joint tombstone.
Cher: My mistake.
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Ajay: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Cher: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Ajay: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Skye, on a walkie talkie: This is Skye, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
HSS: Prime
Jordan: How do I ask Julian out?
Ezra: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.
Jordan: No!
Wes: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
Jordan: Stop!
Sakura: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.
Jordan: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.
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Koh: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Wes: I sleep with a knife.
Jordan: Both of you are pathetic.
Koh: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Jordan: Julian.
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Jordan: Iā€™m so happy, I could kiss you!
Julian: Um...Neat.
*later*
Julian, lying face down on his bed: I said ā€œNeat,ā€ Nishan. Who the fuck says neat these days? Itā€™s not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because Iā€™m fucking stupid.
Nishan, reading a book: Donā€™t beat yourself up too much, Julian. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me?
Julian: Didnā€™t you thank her?
Nishan: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.
It Lives in the Woods
Lucas: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Jo: I LIKE OREOS AND BUSSY-
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Lucas:Ā Know why I called you in here?
Jo:Ā Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Lucas:Ā *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?
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Jo, to Lucas, Andy, Connor, Dan, and Noah: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.
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Jo: Hi, sorry Iā€™m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Lucas: Iā€™m ā€œa couple of thingsā€.
Andy: Iā€™m ā€œgot distractedā€.
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Lucas: I didn't drink that much last night.
Ava: You were flirting with Jo.
Lucas: So what? She's my wife.
Ava: You asked if she was single.
Ava: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
It Lives Beneath
Tom: Whatā€™s your body count?
Harper Addison: Do you mean sex or murder?
It Lives Within
Cedric:Ā Iā€™m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
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Jocelyn: Look Cedric, I'm not slut shaming you, but...
Jocelyn: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
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Cedric: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Jocelyn: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Cedric: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Jocelyn: How do I make a date really romantic?
Lincoln: Be mysterious.
Jocelyn: Okay!
*later, while on a date with Cedric*
Cedric: So where are we going?
Jocelyn: None of your fucking business.
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Cedric: I would never say that my girlfriend is a bitch and I donā€™t like her. Thatā€™s not trueā€¦ My girlfriend is a bitch and I like her so much!
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Jocelyn: Stop doing that.
Cedric: Stop doing what?
Jocelyn: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.
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Jocelyn: I am so horny and angry all the time.
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Jocelyn: Go fuck yourself.
Cedric, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.
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Lincoln: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Joss?
Jocelyn: Abel, easily.
Abel, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Jocelyn: Well, Cedric would be too easy. Heā€™d probably be into it.
Cedric, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
Ride or Die
Colt:Ā What are you in the mood for?Ā 
Adelaide:Ā World domination.Ā 
Colt:Ā That's a bit ambitious.Ā 
Adelaide:Ā You are my world.Ā 
Colt:Ā Aww...Ā 
Adelaide:
Colt:
Adelaide:
Colt:Ā OH.
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Colt: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Adelaide: If it is, Iā€™ll see you in hell.
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Adelaide: My dad is callingā€¦ hi Dad.
Toby: Come on guys, stop. She's trying to talk to her dad.
Colt: *loud fake sexual noises*
Mona: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Logan: *is asleep*
Ximena: *gets really close to the phone* Tell him I said hi
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Colt: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Adelaide: Yes.
Colt: I love you.
Adelaide: It back.
*Later*
Logan: Why is Colt crying face-down on the floor?
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Colt: I think I'm falling for you.
Adelaide: Then get up.
With Every Heartbeat
Sage: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom Iā€™ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like ā€œGlad to see sheā€™s moving on, my dadā€™s death hit her pretty hard.ā€ Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.
Sage: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.
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Dakota: Sage, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Sage, naked in Dakota's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Dakota, already taking off his clothes: Fuckā€¦ Me neither.
Bloodbound
Kamilah: What did Jasmine do this time?
Lily: More like WHO did Jasmine do this time?
Dirty Little Secrets
Peg: Isnā€™t it weird that we canā€™t ride any other animal except horses? Like, if horses werenā€™t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldnā€™t ride any other animals. Like, riding animals wouldnā€™t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
Alyssa: Elephants.
Peg: Blocked.
Sadie: Camels.
Peg: Extra blocked.
Allison: Donkeys.
Peg: Ultra blocked.
Dick: That dick.
Peg: ...Followed.
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Dick: Relationships should be 50/50. Peg cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Dick: Weā€™re getting married, bitches!
Peg: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Sadie: Oh look who got laid last night.
Dick: Thatā€™s right chumps, missionary accomplished!
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Dick: I'm gonna have the chicken breasts!
Sadie, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.
Dick, deadpanning at Sadie: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Shipwrecked
Manu: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Aoto: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Manu: Stop.
(Yes I did just come up with my SW m!MC's name on a whim solely for the purpose of using this quote for them. Say hi to Aoto Aiuchi everybody :DDDD)
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Aoto: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Manu: What if it bites me and it dies?!
Aoto: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Manu, learn to listen.
Manu: What if it bites itself and I die?
Aoto: That's voodoo.
Manu: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Aoto: That's correlation, not causation.
Manu: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Aoto: That's kinky.
Manu: Oh my god.
Endless Summer
Emilia: From now on we will be using code names.
Emilia: You can address me as Eagle One.
Emilia: Jake is ā€œbeen there done thatā€.
Emilia: Raj is ā€œcurrently doing thatā€.
Emilia: Craig is ā€œit happened once in a dreamā€.
Emilia: Zahra is ā€œif I had to pick a galā€.
Emilia: And Michelle is...
Emilia: Eagle Two
Michelle: Oh thank god.
America's Most Eligible
Jamie: I like your new pants!
Carson: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Jamie: Iā€™d like them better if they were 100% off. *wink*
Carson: The store canā€™t just give away clothes for free.
Jamie: Thatsā€™sā€¦ not what I meant.
Carson: Thatā€™s a terrible way to run a business, Jamie.
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MacKenzie: Truth or dare?
Jamie: Dare.
MacKenzie: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Jamie: Hey Slater?
Slater, blushing: Yeah?
Jamie: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Carson.
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Jamie: I asked Carson out.
Bianca: Oh, Iā€™m sorry.
Jamie: Why?
Bianca: Well, I assume he said no.
Jamie: No, he said yes.
Bianca: Really? Then Iā€™m sorry for him.
Murder At Homecoming
Tyler: Itā€™s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Donovan: Merry crisis.
Stevie: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Peggy: Hoe hoe hoe.
Tyler: Guys, please.
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Peggy: Goodnight to the love of my life, Tyler, and fuck the rest of y'all.
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Peggy: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Tyler: *accidentally steps on a caterpillar, and then proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Peggy: That one. I want that one.
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game-boy-pocket Ā· 2 years ago
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I talked about it on twitter but I guess the rumor right now is that the Switch is on it's last legs and Nintendo has no more big games planned after Tears of the Kingdom, and all the big games planned are currently held back for their next console. There may be more games, but they won't be anything super big like your 3D Mario, 3D Zelda, Pokemon, and so on, it'll be their smaller franchises like Wario Ware and Pikmin.
Let me just say I really, really, really hope this is bullshit.
I know we're not gonna be on the Switch forever, but it's not the sixth generation anymore. I don't feel eager for them to drop another machine that costs between 3 to 5 hundred dollars ( especially in these tough times where it's getting harder to make luxury purchases ), for something that isn't going to play any of my purchases from the last 5 years.
Like it can't just be me, right? The Switch might be under powered but I don't really feel like completely new hardware is needed. An updated model for the people who want it, sure, fine, do that, as long as the old model can still comfortably run all future releases.
The allure of "new console, which means better graphics and new games in those one-per-generation franchises" just has not been present in over 10 years for me. I felt it with the Wii U, and I'm feeling it again with the Switch.. new consoles are starting to feel like scams to me. Excuses to make us drop the price of half a month's rent on machines who's improvements have not been noticeable since 2008, that only serve to lock us out of what we already have.
Most consoles are essentially small PCs anyway, so really, they should be treated like PCs. Run everything, but have occasional hardware upgrades that let you run everything better, and tie all your purchases to an account rather than a device. Anything I bought in the last 10 years should stick with me for the rest of my life.
Please tell me i'm not alone in being sick and tired of the concept of "console generations", like, have video games even done anything worthwhile with all that extra horse power? Maybe i'm just old fashioned, but I just don't need 120FPS, endless draw distance, and 80 gigs of unique dialogue and cutscene data is worth this shit.
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artoodeetootired Ā· 1 year ago
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jere doesnā€™t deserve (all of) the hate he gets
alright, can i just say that although i didnā€™t read past the first book, i have read TONS of comments and justifications and explanations as to why people think Conrad is better than Jere. That is completely subjective, I get it.
But why are people invalidating Jereā€™s right to be angry? Literally??? Like, bro, I get you have favs but are u really telling me that the guy canā€™t even be upset at Belly for what she did to him?
Some people are literally saying how manipulate he was for bringing up his dying mother, and how Conrad was probably gonna break her heart. First, he found out way later than he should have, which gave him less time to process it. Yet, what did he do? Immediately help Beck through it. Second, was he wrong LMAO. Heā€™s seen it happen over and over again with his own feelings for Belly, but never said anything because he knew Belly and Conrad were something of an unbreakable bond. Third, she literally kissed his brother 3 days after an already established relation/situationship with Belly. Youā€™re telling me he was in the wrong here while Conrad was in the grey area that allowed him some sort of immunity for his actions??
Now, letā€™s move on to whether or not Jere loved Belly before or after she turned prettier. Iā€™m sorry, but Conrad also said that he always saw her as a little kid/sister or some shit as well. Jere said that she was always his best friend. They BOTH found new feelings for her, because thatā€™s literally just how teenagers work. If you want childhood friends to lovers, then you have to expect a switch from FRIENDSHIP to LOVE at some point- and neither of them experienced it BECAUSE she was prettier, but because she was more than just a little kid then.
ā€œNo, he was forced to stay with her in that flashbackā€. YEAH, then he stayed a week more until HE got sick??? Iā€™m not even gonna explicitly detail all the times heā€™s also backed her up, supported her, been her best friend. The fact that he let her love Conrad was enough proof that he did love her enough to let her go.
Please donā€™t bring up the books again, because to use reasons from the storyā€™s ā€œfutureā€ when the present is still being played out is just bs. We donā€™t even know what could happen by the end of it all, what with Jenny Han changing loads of details. Was Steven and Shayla/Taylor in the books? No. Was Skye, an extremely annoying hindrance, in the books? No. Was Conrad and Belly doing it for her first time by the fireplace in the books? No.
And I canā€™t even begin to describe how frustrating it is to see people literally ignore the scene where Conrad visits the house. Like how tf are you just going to let that slide IM CACKLING. Jere, at the table stressing over bills during his senior year. Conrad, appearing out of nowhere to pay a very friendly visit. And, pray tell, what does Conrad do? He performs a confession of his love to his younger brother who he knows had/s feelings for Belly, when Jere was probably thinking heā€™d rather accept help with the insurance instead. Then off Conrad goes to see his mother without another word, after getting what he wanted.
And also, can I just say how BAD Conradā€™s communication skills are? Like fr, my dude had to carry news of Beckā€™s cancer all on his own. But to me, you donā€™t lash out at other people and lead two girls on at once because of something you canā€™t even explain your behaviour for. Believe it or not, the way he acted like an asshole was a product of his inability to open up. And I get it, I totally do ā€˜cause I and ppl in general handle shit like that sometimes. But the miscommunication is what broke Belly, his brother, his friends, and Laurel multiple times in the first place. If you want to bring up Jereā€™s ā€œmanipulativeā€ behaviour, then youā€™ll also have to address Conradā€™s ā€œmisunderstoodā€ behaviour, when it was really just him lashing out on everyone else.
Honestly, to me, Belly really was the problem. But I guess people find that a more provocative topic to accept. Idc who she ends up with, or who people think is better/best. I just went on this crazy rant because I truly think that itā€™s insane how people have managed to invalidate Jereā€™s feelings. This isnā€™t because Iā€™m crazy about the show or the characters, but itā€™s because it does reflect on other peopleā€™s thought processes when they see the conflict of emotions between 3 people who should be listened to. Except that one of them isnā€™t being heard at all. Why? Because he cheated on her in the book no one knows is going to stay true within the show.
We all know that Jenny Han has made MAJOR plot changes and I am not gonna be dismissed just cause I didnā€™t read the books. I watched the series, and I am only commenting on what happens in the series. If people keep using this argument instead of the facts WITHIN the series, then maybe some rethinking needs to be done.
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cozymochi Ā· 1 year ago
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gonna dig up a toxic habit to kinda talk about a post i woke up to see on my dash that has me kinda side eyeing for a sec. And i donā€™t rly appreciate how the OP of said post unintentionally frames the artists as being in the wrong for wanting to get rid of their work because ā€œb-but but think abt how others feel ā˜¹ļøā˜¹ļø what about them i promise someone else likes itā€ ā€œhow are u not distressed etc etcā€ ā€œThats ur [insert simile here] how could u do that dont these artists think about how i feelā€
homie, itā€™s not like artists dont think about that but maybe JUST MAYBE i value how I feel about my past work more now that actually exist than the hypothetical feelings of someone I donā€™t even know. Call me freaking callous I guess but gaaahhh something about the wording got me so miffed at 7 am. Im solely only speaking for myself cuz it struck a nerve. And that nerve has been strongly debating wiping certain stuff away for a while.
Like yeah, sure, iā€™ve also been in the position as the consumer who gets bummed if an OP purges their stuff but it happens. If i find something new only to learn OP is gone it happens!! Im bummed but it hAPPENS. If me an artist wants my stuff gone be it for some personal matter, lack of interest, or some such other thing then I shouldnā€™t have be seen as some awful unfeeling person because of that. Itā€™s not like I know why they the hypothetical artist got rid of their stuff, and as much as Iā€™d like to know why itā€™s not my business to know. And itā€™s the same vice versa. Or hey if i wanna be as melodramatic as OP i shouldnā€™t even call myself a person then, iā€™m just a content machine and god forbid the machine get sentience. I see this all the time from people even IF an artist announces theyā€™re gonna purge their stuff and itā€™s so. Frustrating. Itā€™s stressful enough posting so imagine the pressure of feeling like i HAVE to keep all of my work up regardless of how i feel about it personally because some subset of hypothetical people i dont know who MIGHT see it in the future would be upset if i did it.
Why do OTHER people have to dictate whether or not I can remove my work? Why do i have to consider every freaking hypothetical in the world first before my own feelings at present that are very very real. Even if my feelings shift somewhat purging isnā€™t exactly a light decision and i dont imagine it is for other folk like me.
As soon as something is posted that thing is already forever out of my control, and if me getting rid of art i no longer want strongly attached to me gives me some level of control back then iā€™m gonna take it. As futile as it is in the grand scheme.
To reiterate what i said first, im SURE this message was not intended by the OP (obviously it speaks mostly to a specific group of consumers) and if i can hazard a guessā€” probably written in a state of emotional stress but holy shit. The fact sooo many people are justā€¦in silent agreement just speaks volumes to me
you canā€™t win anywhere, huh
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(HENGFENG BLEACH ANON) (*SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR LIKE A SLEEPER AGENT BEING WOKEN UP*) I AM HERE I WAS BUSY W OTHER GAMES ASIDE HSR (we do not look at the unfinished paperwork at my desk do not perceive I will work on it once I'm finished doing my dailies) but yes. That. Mmmmh. Yes. Double Aventurine. Present and Future Aventurine. The wonderful self-cest which is somehow more fucked up than Hengfeng itself. I cannot write for shit. I do not have the time but mama Mao you must perceive my carnal vision. BUT FIRST FINISH 2.2 bc my idea hath spoilers for it so I beg of thee to FINISH IT.
Okay but the two "" fighting"" (i say that w quotations bc something about is it really a fight when you already know the outcome? :]) over you bc ofc the only time Aventurine will ever feel threatened is when himself is the opponent in question. I can see this happening when they're still stuck in Ena's dream, maybe [Aventurine] appears in [Kakavasha]'s dream with you. Where nothing had went wrong and [he] is the ideal man for you and everything is okay. [Aventurine] who mocks this idylic dream [Kakavasha] has by ntring him and with you becoming increasingly torn at who you want [Aventurine] or [Kakavasha]? (yes I wrote this w either translation mc or the casino table mc in MIND bc alpha malewaife mc would turn this soft real fast and turn it into a lesson for the two that no matter what they would love him and it becomes a threesome vanilla sex DO YOU SEE MY VISION MAMA MAO DO YOU SEE IT IM GONNA GO INSANE MAMA MAO)
ANYWAYS TUMBLR PLEASE SEND ONG
SCREAAAMMM HELLO HENGFENG BLEACH ANON I CANT BELIEVE THE SUMMONING RITUAL WORKED ??? now I know how to get your attention I simply need to post selfcest art of our faves HAHAHFDJSLSSJ
AND YES I SEE IT I SEE THE VISIONNN..... never did I think I would see ntr in my inbox I'm about to ascend godbless šŸ›šŸ›šŸ› <- fully revealing myself as a complete degenerate ig. I'm incredibly h-word over this but I'm also somewhat fascinated by the idea that Harmony!Aventurine ntring the reader and making them feel conflicted actually means that the reader kinda PREFERS how Real!Aventurine has been treating them in reality AGLFDJADJS VERY PAR FOR THE COURSE. especially casino pwp mc that one is a complete freak (I'm still not sure whether they're the same mc as translation but they're lowkey a freak too so it applies both ways LMFAO)
DYING that u immediately understood the outcome w alpha malewife even though I haven't posted the fic šŸ’€ I agree it would end up with a threesome and ykw I think Real!Aventurine would end up being in the middle. the Harmony and alpha malewife will be tag teaming him and showering him with praise šŸ‘
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I saw this comment a while ago and i think people like anon (who was talking about we not wanting jm to date woman) who are interested in matching kitchen counters and sofa (that comes with the house itself) would be able to explain me why jm's kitchen counter and daeun's kitchen counters are on completely opposite sides??? Did it change suddenly anon? So they are/were living in the same house yet have two different kitchen counters? Her kitchen counter literally matched RM's kitchen counter so ig they're both dating now? RM's kitchen pic u can see in second image. The first one is a story posted by daeun nd it's not even a selfie cam or anything so you don't get to twist it that way too lol. This is what we mean when we don't want to sit here and start matching counters, cutlery of two humans from sk that has population around 51million.
About the guy you're talking pjms didn't mind shipping jm with (which everyone was joking btw if you didn't get the joke/humour, they still do), that man's name is lee saeon who's a good friend of jimin with whom we have seen jimin hanging out in reality and not just in someone's imagination. We have seen jm with saeon on sungwoon's musical, we have seen a leaked footage of jm with saeon (which shouldn't have leaked in the first Place but alas) from a CCTV of a shop/Mart from literally 4am so i guess that tells you enough about how close they both are. Now anon you give me atleast ONE picture of jm and that woman together, show me atleast one video of jm hanging out with that woman and we can sit here and talk about them probably dating eachother. You people are so stupid and angry at us because we don't wanna think jm is dating someone based on kitchen counter and rumours started by his antis and tkkrs who wants to prove he's straight dating woman so they can feel safe about their ship cause they're very much convinced jm can steal jk from tae at any given point.
Same pjms ship jm with enwoo too (again anon jokingly) cause again they seems good friends and we have seen them together in the same frame, talking to e/o, hugging e/o and sticking together in a whole ass party where enwoo's supposed bestie was present too. They do that with Vernon too sometimes cause guess what? Jm and him had interacted with e/o too. We ain't sitting here matching shit.
Now read what i wrote above again anon and tell me who sounds more childish, stupid, toxic with zero brain cause it surely ain't people who wants to talk about things based on evidence and reality.
People started talking about taennie because there's pictures of taehyung and Jennie together and there's a whole ass video of them walking on the roads of paris did you have anything like that for this rumour? If yes bring it up and we can talk.
We're here for jm's music, here because of his personality and not to see who he's dating or gonna date in future. We got nothing to do with that. Most of the pjms believe he's bi so why would we gonna have problem with him dating woman?? If i see him talking, hanging out with a woman and see a good chemistry I'll myself would hope to see them together. Idk where you're getting this idea of pjms not wanting jm near woman cause we all know how he is. We ain't homophobic jjks and KTHs or yns who thinks their fav gona fall in love with them and date them.
Period šŸ˜­
I don't get what's so hard to understand that it's not about the fact that she's a woman... It's about the fact that there's no proof they even know each other.
The most ridiculous thing is that they keep comparing it to taennie, mijoo, or Jungkook's leaked video when it's so obviously different. At least they're there with the girls. And I saw all that happen in real time, which as I've mentioned, is important to me. On the same note, people seem to forget I've I said never believed the yubi rumours because the basis for it is just the same as the daeun one. And if only they knew some of the stuff I've seen that I don't even bring up also because, just like daeun, is all very speculative. Like there was even a thread speculating the woman in Jungkook's apartment was one of Jennie's friend. Or how there was one Instagram story of bibi having dinner and you could hear someone who sounded a lot like Jungkook's voice in the background.
But I can't prove anything with that, the same way I can't prove anything with daeun, because you can't even see him. How's that so hard to understand šŸ˜ it's not that I'm making an exception because it's a rumour that involves Jimin. It's simply a baseless rumour to my standards.
It's also about the extreme push of it all.. from the beginning they made it a "living together" rumour. It wasn't dating, or hook ups or anything, it was straight up living together šŸ„ø
The eunwoo and saeon jokes are more widely accepted simply because everything mentioned. There's at least proof of them already having a relationship, a friendship. It's the exact same as when they say Jungkook is dating mingyu. There's some basis of real relationships in all those jokes.
Jimin was the first member to have female dancers, and to dance with one. He joked with armys about it just like how he fast forwarded the like crazy mv simply because that's what he does and he actually cares about the content being appropriate for everyone; but not precisely because he's scared of being seen with women or anything. Pjms were literally celebrating every moment of it, and pjms were also really happy about the photos he took at jitb party. I myself also thought they were all so cute.
It's not that it's a woman, it's the context and how hard they keep trying to make it seem like it's the same situation as taennie when there's a literal video of Taehyung and Jennie walking hand in hand, and they expect me to sit here and look at couches and say "oh yeah absolutely this is irrevocable proof of a relationship and it's totally in the same level as a photo of Taehyung kissing Jennie's forehead".
I don't even care to look for pictures but the mental image when you compare the three situations (taennie/daeun/Jungkook and mijoo/mysterious woman) is so absurd. One is definitely not like the others.
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