#AND FOR NO REASON

[3amfanfiction]

y/n absolutely done with life atm: if your hands go into my pants I’m either gonna shit or puke, no joke

simon slowly pulling his hand away from where it started to creep while spooning: copy

[yourlovelydeletedbea]

Help I love doing random poses in my Gojo cosplay

ALSO THIS ONE SINCE I HAD A SKIRT LMAOOO

THIS IS THE REST I CAN ADD I HAVE SO MUCH MORE HELP ME

DUDE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HOT GOJO IS IM SCREAMMSSSSSSSSSSS

[decodedparagram]

On one hand im kneeling beggING PLEADING FOR LOKIUS TO BE THE FIRST IMPORTANT GAY RELATIONSHIP IN MARVEL BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS HINTING AT THAT

But

On the other hand i know that disney is a motherfucking COWARD that will never let that happen because they are emotionally atached to the pennies that russia gives them and will go 'they're just buddies 😜 just friends😜😜 pals😜😜😜 totally platonic😜 no homo😜😜😜'

And it suking fucks

[softsinnamonart]

i started playing sekiro and it’s my first ever souls game (if you’ve never played a souls game… don’t play sekiro lol) and hooooly shit this game makes me feel like i’m a five year old who doesn’t know how to use a controller

it’s been five hours and i’ve been unable to beat the second mini boss… guys… what’s gonna happen when i have to fight an actual boss…

[maevathon-waveathon]

omori ☹️

[canyouhearthecoyotes]

Okay, so I do some seamstress work on the side for a buddy of mine. Nothing big, mostly just sewing buttons and hemming and the like. However, for my most recent project, he has had me majorly alter some pants for him. Not that big of a deal, right? However, these are some cheap, $15 thrift store plasticity ass suit pants, that hold no sentimental value or anything. He’s had me do over $50 worth of modifications. Odd already, but it gets worse. He has had me:

-remove every single belt loop

-remove all of the tags(fair enough, I guess, but still odd)

-remove??? The zipper??? And not even in a way that just seals the pants, no! They are permanently unzipped!!!

And he’s still!!! Not!!! Done!!!!! I have essentially created the worlds shittiest pants, and we’re not even halfway through!

[broodpuff]

“i’m looking forward to being friends with all of you for the rest of my life”

*totally canonically unnecessarily gives a pointed look at quinn which makes quinn smile*

[parkiiinson]

they really were making that nina/fabian/joy love triangle everybody's problem

[jkapocalypse]

AHHHHH IVE BEEN MEANING TO SHARE THIS!!

OKOKOK WHAT IF CARS DIDN’T TURN? LIKE THEY STILL TURN, BUT THE DONT TURN

JUST??? SOMETHING LIKE

LIKE WHAT IF??????

[starfire-s]

when you’re trying to help a client and they hang up on the phone while you’re saying something mid sentence… like wow very good manners

[eclogues]

weed withdrawal is real because i havent been this pissed off in months if not years

[supermaks]

haas is just sooo american like idk if their head engineer is Japanese their tp is italian and their drivers are the blondie twins from Northern europe they just embody team usa like RAH 🦅🦅🦅🦅 let’s go

NO THATS SO TRUE Haas is sooooo 🦅 like

Haas

[fella-lovin-fella]

im trying to take better care of myself and eat earlier in the day but literally wtf do i eat

[weepingseraphstranger]

Kendrick has nothing on my hate towards Austin in Gardenscapes.

[1eos]

white ppl crafty fr how you make polls racist 😭😭😭😭