#AND FOR NO REASON

[3amfanfiction]

y/n absolutely done with life atm: if your hands go into my pants I’m either gonna shit or puke, no joke

simon slowly pulling his hand away from where it started to creep while spooning: copy

[rowanisawriter]

Why is it so humiliating trying a new writing style LOL sorry to the people subbed to my ao3 i am becoming different. I’m different now. but don’t perceive me

[thebadphilosopher]

Y'all I don't know why this cracks me up so much but in 2025 each major cable network is going to have their own medical show.

ABC: Grey's Anatomy

NBC: Brilliant Minds

CBS: Watson

FOX: Doc

This means that there must be a battle to the death of the best head doctor (though we all know House would win and he's not even here)

[d-1hater]

It’s so strange to me how much people love Shane. I admittedly haven’t gotten through his story but he’s also so fucking mean for no reason until I think 6 hearts. I have a complicated history with jackass alcoholics and I just can’t get over it. There’s no excuse to be this much a dick, nor do I owe him enough gifts and interaction to get SIX HEARTS. Bro just reminds me of my grandmother’s problematic son (I do NOT claim him)

[lovegalor333]

actual picture of me if u were wondering

[yourlovelydeletedbea]

Help I love doing random poses in my Gojo cosplay

ALSO THIS ONE SINCE I HAD A SKIRT LMAOOO

THIS IS THE REST I CAN ADD I HAVE SO MUCH MORE HELP ME

DUDE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HOT GOJO IS IM SCREAMMSSSSSSSSSSS

[decodedparagram]

On one hand im kneeling beggING PLEADING FOR LOKIUS TO BE THE FIRST IMPORTANT GAY RELATIONSHIP IN MARVEL BECAUSE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS HINTING AT THAT

But

On the other hand i know that disney is a motherfucking COWARD that will never let that happen because they are emotionally atached to the pennies that russia gives them and will go 'they're just buddies 😜 just friends😜😜 pals😜😜😜 totally platonic😜 no homo😜😜😜'

And it suking fucks

[softsinnamonart]

i started playing sekiro and it’s my first ever souls game (if you’ve never played a souls game… don’t play sekiro lol) and hooooly shit this game makes me feel like i’m a five year old who doesn’t know how to use a controller

it’s been five hours and i’ve been unable to beat the second mini boss… guys… what’s gonna happen when i have to fight an actual boss…

[maevathon-waveathon]

omori ☹️

[canyouhearthecoyotes]

Okay, so I do some seamstress work on the side for a buddy of mine. Nothing big, mostly just sewing buttons and hemming and the like. However, for my most recent project, he has had me majorly alter some pants for him. Not that big of a deal, right? However, these are some cheap, $15 thrift store plasticity ass suit pants, that hold no sentimental value or anything. He’s had me do over $50 worth of modifications. Odd already, but it gets worse. He has had me:

-remove every single belt loop

-remove all of the tags(fair enough, I guess, but still odd)

-remove??? The zipper??? And not even in a way that just seals the pants, no! They are permanently unzipped!!!

And he’s still!!! Not!!! Done!!!!! I have essentially created the worlds shittiest pants, and we’re not even halfway through!

[broodpuff]

“i’m looking forward to being friends with all of you for the rest of my life”

*totally canonically unnecessarily gives a pointed look at quinn which makes quinn smile*

[parkiiinson]

they really were making that nina/fabian/joy love triangle everybody's problem

[jkapocalypse]

AHHHHH IVE BEEN MEANING TO SHARE THIS!!

OKOKOK WHAT IF CARS DIDN’T TURN? LIKE THEY STILL TURN, BUT THE DONT TURN

JUST??? SOMETHING LIKE

LIKE WHAT IF??????

[starfire-s]

when you’re trying to help a client and they hang up on the phone while you’re saying something mid sentence… like wow very good manners

[eclogues]

weed withdrawal is real because i havent been this pissed off in months if not years