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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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kensatou · 1 year ago

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i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

#please… when he started decorating it with sunflower seeds #when the commentators were like: he actually tried to pour water in the moat #;_______; i love #baseball can not be a real sport #my fave moment is still mantis-chan perched on victor robles’ cap. the tandem we deserve #but this. this come close #the nhl should let opposing players in the penalty box build a snowman together #lourdes gurriel jr #luis castillo #arizona diamondbacks #seattle mariners #baseball #mlb

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iscariotapologist · 6 months ago

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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd #there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space #i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life #anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally #me #edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church

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k-mraz · 7 months ago

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biting is a common courting behavior in reptiles

#farcille #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #marcille donato #falin touden #manga spoilers #kabru #but like his back but hes there!#took me WAAAAAY longer than it should have

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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lowkeydivine · 9 months ago

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Underrated panel

#he should be beating Laius’s ass more often tbh. We all know he wants to #chilchuck tims #laios touden #dungeon meshi #rereading the manga for the 347th time because the anime has resparked my brainworms #my post

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when-sanpape-arts · 7 months ago

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shuro's terrible, horrible, no good very bad lunch.

restaurant au: 1 / 2

#dungeon meshi #shuro dungeon meshi #laios touden #izutsumi #senshi dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #fanart #restaurant au #also I Know izutsumi is in shuro's party and this he should know about her but like #play with me in my mind palace for a moment #artists on tumblr #illustration #senshi

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kuratm · 2 months ago

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@ultmanias asked: i want to know you. / from kazuha !

many have vanished out of the sight just by sheer thought of meeting any sort of individual in desolate land such as seirai island. why, the mere notion of visiting this place would send shivers down any mortal's spine - this wasn't a "tourist spot", so to speak, nor the safest area. hannya, on other hand, found tranquility in here - the sound of rapid winds and unpleasant crackling of thunders seemed to put her mind at ease. perhaps it's odd but to her, it proved perfect to withdraw and sit alone, with nobody but her thoughts. she'd provide additional sound with a shakuhachi - the only thing that's about pleasant about seirai island - but other than that, never had the immortal being been in presence of a mortal who stayed here for longer than 5 seconds, let alone stood before her without an ounce of fear.

the wandering samurai was different for those reasons, alone. despite the seemingly aloof demeanor, his tone was as gentle as the scent he brought with the outside wind. perhaps it's due to his anemo vision, but hannya never wafted a ... pleasant, calming breeze in all these years. come to think of it, how long has it passed since the shogun - her creator - banished its' creation? it seems there were many things hannya is yet to learn, especially if others were insistent for her to reconnect with this world...'twas a slow but painful process, but one she needed to push through. this included kazuha's offer to meet the artificial yokai, which earned him nothing more but hannya's nod and blank eyes peering directly into gentle rubies. was he not afraid? would he truly wish to know the dried blood which stained her hands? so many questions lingered in her mind, but she chooses not to perceive them.

❛ …alright, then. �� she begins quietly, eyes closing for a brief moment as arms crossed over her chest - almost as if she went in defense mode the second his question reached her ears. hannya's stance remains stiff, even after choosing to sit next to the rouge samurai, but her eyes, now less blank and more gentle - more curious, even - open and gaze back at kazuha. ❛ ....ask away. what...do you want to know about me...? i'm...not one to talk so easily. ❜ her words were strained, but it really was due to her lack of knowledge on mere talking.

LOVE IS COSMIC .... accepting!

#♩ 》 ( answered. ) // text messages.#♩ 》 ( ic. ) // simple yet pleasant conversation.#♩ 》 ( verse. genshin impact. ) // forsaken kairi sei onna.#ultmanias #hannya rlly be that one person who has a terrifying af RBF but is actually a softie deep down #only kazuha can bring out that softness :pensive emoji:#AND AS HE SHOULD!#♩ 》 ( queue. ) // crying at the goth rave.

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haley-harrison · 2 months ago

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Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?

Calypso (blushing): Who?

Odysseus: Penelope.

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 months ago

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Hey now, Let her cook!

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #senshi #laios touden #marcille donato #izutsumi #oyasumi punpun #<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.

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blackbatest · 4 months ago

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my most controversial batman opinion to date

#if it wasnt clear its not a gender thing. its just a dumb name. not the dumbest name cass has had tho that goes to orphan #imo nobody should be batman after bruce because the point is that the bat team he establishes is stronger than he could ever be alone #to him batman is also a hero who suffered alone a lot and he doesnt want anyone else to have to be that kind of hero #bruce's legacy isnt batman its his family and gotham itself #but thats too deep for a shitpost #batman #cassandra cain #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #dc #dc comics #mine

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kensatou · 2 months ago

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meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):

#i saw that tweet and immediately had to message him: remember toilet hole????#this was about ten years ago but the most important thing you should know is:#he now does interpretation/translation for the local government #twitter #japan

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artkaninchenbau · 10 months ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.