#AMEN AMEN AMEN

[thomasbrodiesandwich]

and remember kids, never let dying hinder you from finding your soulmate.

can i get an amen

[macaroni-rascal]

thank god luke newton is growing out his hair so we don’t have to see him in that fuck ass wig for a whole season

[myremnantarmy]

"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘭𝘪𝘫𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘐𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘢𝘩, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘻𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘭, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘋𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘭. 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘴.

[djglory]

[queerdiazs]

bobby nash so powerful he got my dick hard and i ain’t even got one of those things

[fcbalding]

i hope lamine yamal remembered he haven’t done his homework mid match and ruined his entire team’s formation

[yyuuraii]

Asian friendly TNT Duo wine stream..... 12 PM on a Sunday........... finally..........🙏

[phightingconfessions]

I lose a piece of my will to live when i certain phighters drawn thin, the biggest ones are venomshank, firebrand, scythe, medkit, and zuka.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? TWINK ZUKA?? I get it but these characters should not be thin.

Also give me more buff scythe or execute me on the spot.

-scythe fictive anon

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[gasolinehornet]

all hail lord fly

Since fate of man is equal to the fate of lice,

As new dawn rises you shalt recognize now behold THE LORD OF FLIES🙌🙌

[delicatepointofview]

louis changing his profile to the tanktop pic.... a new era has begun 

[macaroni-rascal]

rewatching the first three episodes of the last of us in preparation for tomorrow amen

[sabertoothwalrus]

BRING BACK THE BEAR!!! 🗣️👉🐻

[blairdii]

it isn't turning out as depressing as i wanted, count yourself lucky 💕💕

my shrek prayer circle WORKED!?!??!

[crystalclearice01]

I've lost two fyne shyts...

gonna miss ya'll my beatiful dudes🙏🏻😔

[inbabylontheywept]

I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be

a). I needed to watch that car and

b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.

It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.

Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.

So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.

She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?

And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:

"Because it was foretold."

And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.

I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.