#AM I WRONG?

[sarcki]

The most devastating thing about billford is that they truly did match each other’s freak

Like yes, I do believe that if billy didn’t want to destroy the world/was that insane that Bill “deer teeth” cipher and Stanford “setting my face on fire is faster than shaving” pines were made for each other

[landrylovesmatcha]

hey remember when i said that deadpool and wolverine was like pride and prejudice but they’re shitty and smelly and covered in blood

[bilestat]

[taurielofmirkwood77777]

I find it really amusing that somehow the kiss™ is the least gay thing Aziraphale and Crowley did in the entire show.

[ultimateloserboy]

Stanford Pines writing in the most angelic, perfect cursive detailing the evil nature of the most dangerous being in the universe while knowing damn well a few decades ago that thing was taking over his brain to stack donuts on his dong and breaking his legs while using his body to do shitty backflips

[angelwolf745]

I just know for a fact that these boys are eaters; like messy and down bad eaters.

[maddisandy]

look okay i haven't seen anyone say anything about it yet because it was such a small minute detail but this feels so chekov's gun to me. why would they bring up something this small if it might not be important in the future

[raesquantum]

WAIT - Guys-

Jesus was a demigod.

[saccharineheartx]

DREW THE SILLIES

be honest guys, am i the only franco x mother x coyle truther in this fandom?? i havent seen a single soul talk about ALL of them together.....what if, guys......

if ur out there lemme know <3

[serqphites]

just two blonde bitches who make other peoples lives hell because they can’t deal with their own closeted lesbianism !

[secretinasecret]

Let's be honest; if I fumbled THE Stanford Pines, I would also ruin an intergalactic Taco Bell and swear to destroy his entire bloodline.

[sarcki]

The fact that no one has suggested calling the billfiddlesford ship “the holy Trinity” upsets me

[halfwaydcwn]

[batb1mb0]

How to soothe a ghoul

Copia: *is making a microwaveable cup of noodles*

Dew: *hears the microwave beeps as Copia is putting in the time*

Copia: *steps out of the room after having the microwave cook his noodles*

Dew: *hearing the hum of the microwave and eyes dilate*

*microwave beeps*

Dew: *scrambles out of the room and hisses*

Copia: I’m never summoning ghouls ever again…

[treasurehuntbuck]

sorry one more thing. i think ostark is a phenomenal choice to represent bi people because he so obviously wants to suck rg's cock. as he should.

[cardinalcheerio]

Tim: Having an online friend is like having a penalty without them knowing your address.