#ALSO also I got very lost and accidentally started the ff14 tie in sidequest

[shitpostingkats]

So let's just recap:

Our main character was havin some head owies so we go to use some binoculars and look at the location of his divine madness and then an extremely shady gentleman shows up, quotes nursery rhymes at us, and asks us to follow him to a secondary location, which we do, and it's the resting place of god, who tries to kill us, (oh btw your dead girlfriend is alive) and Gladio decides the best time to vent his vocational frustrations is right after throwing himself off an eighty foot cliff, and then the military shows up, and we break gods arm, and then procede to (under duress) follow said shady man to a tertiary location, where he proceeds to drop us off at summer camp and steal our car.

And then GODS RECEPTIONIST shows up amd goes btw talk to my bosses. Also your girlfriend's alive and you should go touch these weird rocks. Have a dog.

And this all happens in less than thirty minutes.