#ALSO YES- he does have beans hehe...

[ask-my-memoir]

[that-one-xachster]

Megumi x Childhood Bestie!Reader Hcs part two

ok I'm continuing this lmfao

so lets get to the part after go/joe kidnaps itadori

and you're just chilling with megumi in his room questioning all life choices

and he's questioning life itself

"crabs probably think fish can fly"

"...what did you eat today"

"tuna mayo"

"istg if you pull the Inumaki crap-"

"bean bags are boneless sofas"

"wHaT"

"...I want a beanbag."

*audibly sighs*

so yeah very fun

and you have a sleepover with him bc like

why not

and drama

so let's say todays that very special once in a lifetime day that you fall asleep INSTANTLY

and like just boom "I'm tired" you're knocked out

and megumi's just there like "gurl??"

my bro is absolutely done cause you're like taking up most of his bed

and personal space

give the man a break 😔✋

so he tries shoving you a lil to the side

keyword: tries

but you're a stubborn person so you don't budge

also you're gripping the bed for dear life in your sLEEP-

you haven't grown out of it lmao

megumi pulls his iconic face and is just

absolutely done at this point

so-

he's known you since childhood anyway right

and you're asleep right

right

so you won't mind if he just plops on top of you and cuddle-spoons you while your sleeping to create space right 😊

just to create space

you don't mind even when you're awake but megumi doesn't know that-

so yes he lies on top of you- wraps an arm around your waist- and spoons you while he falls asleep-

im giggling squealing kicking my feet writing this don't mind me

so yes he's still spooning you while you're asleep-

and in the morning he wakes up first ehe-

bc sleep = none or sleep = all

"all's well thats well for me"

iykyk

but you're still sleeping

and its like 7:30 am

its too early for this shit

so he just stays in bed cuddling you

and boom half an hour later you wake up

but you pretend to be sleeping heh

why

plot

so you two are technically cuddling rn and then my bro realizes that your awake-

and hes like

"oh good morning"

yeah we're totally gonna gaslight

"good morning to you too"

we're gonna keep up the gaslighting

so you turn around and you're facing megumi and you're like what time is it he's like 8:30 am or sum

so you both get up bleh the boring stuff

AND THIS IS THE MOMENT WHERE ITADORI IS GETTING SHOWN HIS ROOM SO-

YOU SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING

so then megumi walks out of the room but you're still inside cause why not

and then itadori and megumi have some bro talk and you just pop up behind megumi-

itadori sHRIEKS

gojos like 'did u two have a sleepover 😼'

and megumi ofc is like 'why do you care'

and itadori goes-

GASPPP ARE YOU TWO DATING???

the way your faces heat up so fast

FACES

WITH AN S

PLURAL

MEGUMI'S BLUSHING TOO

and hes like 'what the f no i'm not dating this idiot here'

you're like 'i wish 😔'

tHE WAY HE BLUSHES HARDER

no this does not go unnoticed by gojo and he whips out his phone faster than lightning mcqueen and bombards him with pictures

'smile for the camera megumi~'

'boy if you don't shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and Y chromosome hormone friend zone Sylvester Stallone Sierra loan autozone professionally seen silver patrone head ass up-'

yes I had to

anyway y'all gotta go pick up the other first year aka nobara

and you're like

"OOH OOH GOJO SENSEI BOY OR GIRL"

"hehe you'll see"

so you make all of them speed to wherever the hell yer picking her up

idt I mentioned you slept in the car and your head was on megumis shoulder eheh

itadori kept teasing him and won't let him live it down fr

so yk nobara and her iconic scene

you have no shame

and you drink your respect women juice

im trying to make this gender neutral 😭

you see the uniform and you're cheering her on so much like

"WOO YEAHHH- PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE YOU GO GIRL-"

and shes like tf is this crazy bish doing

but you're just really excited to have another person in the group cause being around the same uh 7-8 people can get boring

so you meet her and you're pretty excited

"be glad boys, you're getting another girl in the group."

now that drops your opinion

so you have a smol idea

to uh

you whisper something in her ear and the wAY HER EXPRESSION DROPS

guess what you said <3 bc ik ofc I wanna see what y'all think

anyhoo so then shes like WHAT THE HELL and drops it

and boom you pull your feminine/masculine/nonbinary wiles and she's now your bestie

and gojo says we're going sOmEwHeRe

and nobara and itadori get so excited

yk the EJWRHTKWJEHTAUIETHR and the hugging gojo

you're standing next to megumi though cause you know whats coming

the way their face drops when y'all go to that messed up school- was it a school?

anyway yuji and nobara go in and you're outside with megumi and gojo

y'all are sitting down nearby

you're tired af with this shit so you just plop your head down in megumi's lap and no questions he just lets you

<3

and hes running his fingers through your HAIRRRRR

*screaming*

so you have some lovey-dovey time and gojo sneaks a picture cause he low-key ships you two

and after the two come out y'all just walk back very nice day

okay moving on from the boring stuff he goes back to his dorm

is developing a crush ehe

so hes just lying in bed thinking like

WHY TF AM I FEELING THIS WAY OVER THAT IDIOT RAHHHH

poor guys conflicted

but good for you hehe

sigh I'm tired ill write a part 3 later lmao

[antiquepearlss]

im going to harrass you with my tts halloween related questions until its tysmgiving and then i bombard you with tjose and yhen crisis, and well u get it idk

i love ur hcs i find them interesting

OKAY ANYWAYS, what dya think the tts characters favorite halloween candy is(or like what they enjoy bcuz thats what this ask ended up as)...

rapunzel likes all candy, she will eat anything and everything, but she secretly likes the fruity candies more than like chocolate ans what not, but shhhh everything is still apatizeing to her(except lemon stuff, like dont give her a lemon head man). eugene likes chocolate and so does cass, i think ever since i got introduced to cass i js thought she liked chocolate, specifically dark chocolate js bcus shes not much of a sweets person yk?(she usually takes the dark chocolate hersheys & dark chocolate milkyways if no one wants them) but eugene likes all chocolates, milky ways? yes. snickers? yes. heck even an almond joy he'll eat.

lance is like raps, he'll eat whatever(usually he just eats what the girls dont want LMAO) but smth about me makes me think his fav is jelly beans... angry and catalina are both similar, but i think catalina doesnt like nuts in her candy(i dont either, i know im insane u can hate me already), but kiera probably likes snickers, though i think she likes baby ruths more. catalina is a big fan of reeses tho, like yes peanut butter & chocolate yum yum yum.

varian likes the fruity candy cuz he is one /JOKE

but fr varian is one of those people who gets a whole carrot or smth and is like "omg thank you!!" and eats it like a chocolate bar, i do too so its okay. but his fav candy is skittles, like actually he will gobble down a whole bag like no ones business(he also likes gummies, of any sort really, oh and jolly ranchers)

and hugo doesnt get candy he gets mf rocks like charlie brown(respectfully, hugo probably likes kitkats and sweetarts)

this is so much IM SO SORRY HELP, my fav halloween candy is crunch bars & milky ways, but honestly all candy is so good lol

I’m so down, spam my inbox if you want. (I’m so hyped for Christmas Tangled Posting. Rapunzel loves Muppet Christmas Carol.) Also thank you very much.

So I’m definitely the wrong person to ask this actually. I’m not really a big fan of candy tbh. I like it sometimes, but I usually prefer savory snacks. Honestly what you said is pretty much canon to me. I love these.

But I’ll try my best.

Punzie Wunzie- Like you said, prefers fruity candies to chocolate. Probably likes skittles and Starbursts, stuff like that. I feel like she’d like gummies. Esp the orange ones with sugar on them.

Gene- Chocolate all the way. And not the cheap crap, the really fancy stuff, like truffles.

Lance- Same as Eugene but I think he likes Hershey chocolate and generally just candy bars. Probably likes sour and spicy candies as well. And yes absolutely he loves jelly beans. Same with Cat and Varian.

Var Bear- I think he’ll eat anything tbh but he canonically likes chocolate, so he steals Eugene’s truffles and Lance’s candy bars. And I can see him liking hard candies and suckers, because you can eat them while working.

Cassie Wassie- Again like you said, dark chocolate. She doesn’t strike me as much of a candy person. I can see her liking candy with nuts (despite being a lesbian)

Thing 1 & The Other 1- I feel like Cat prefers savory foods because wolf hehe. So yes peanut butter candies all the way. Same with Kiera, idk she just doesn’t strike me as that much of a candy person either so I think she’d eat ab anything as well. Like they like candy well enough they just don’t really have favorites. Maybe they both like sour/spicy candy.

everyone else- Quirin and Arianna like those old person candies that just materialize in your house when you turn 60. Adira also prefers fancy chocolates. Frederic, I don’t know let’s say circus peanuts. Hector doesn’t care why are you asking him this. Edmund hasn’t had candy in years, honestly he’d be happy just eating a bag of straight sugar.

My favorite is probably milky ways. Because they’re good and I gotta stick with my astronomy aesthetic I’ve got going on. Also Skittles slap.

[bluestrawberrybunny]

hehe.. some small fun facts about Eternity!Smg6 after his revival

6’s now more into the music industry, that's why he's wearing headphones

He also has his nails painted, orange and black colors

Bro became so flexible, to the point he can do a handstand and a backflip in one go.

(Hope I didn't basically make him a different character :P)

BRO!!!! No, he’s not made into a different character. As long as the boi is still goofy, I’d say he’s the same silly bean. Plus, if Apprenticeship!6 could do a handstand and backflip in one go, he so would. But… he would currently fall flat on his ass if he did.

He does like video game soundtracks tho. Also, ngl I did have this funny thing where he was Music Man from Security Breach (no I will not share more info… Unless…?)

But yes!! I love him!!!!!

[justalildumpling]

moots as nct members

I'm not sure if uve already done this sorry if u have/ don't want to do this

ahh i love love love moot games like this hehe ty for sending this in💗

(i’m realising that a lot of my moots that i mostly interact with are from deobiblr😭 i’ve only tagged ppl who i am certain they stan nct but if i forgot i’m sorry!! this was written at like 3am delusion)

@sungbeam - mark

miss ma’am works herself as much as sm overworks the shit out of mark lee istg😭 TAKE A BREAK MA'AM IT'S OKAY. ok besides from that, i feel like mark is universally a comfort person for everyone in the nct community and beam is literally MY comfort person, my soulmate, my best friend (yes, she's mine. no buts😤) she's so talented at what she does, an absolute sweetheart, she cares so so much about her peers and i rlly just admire her as a person outside of tumblr. i could literally write an essay about how much i love her but i'll save everyone the read😭

@jaeminvore - jaemin

chaos. the both of them. OK BUT besides from that, nics gives off like hot girl energy like jaemin. he's is like woah he's so sexy and he knows it type vibe and nics is the same! i remember first seeing her blog/works and being like girl. im such a fan (and i still am, she's fucking hilarious and amazing) i folded for nics as much as i did for jaemin fr. it's always so fun talking to nics about literally anything from plain old thirsting over korean men to throwing irl ppl off a cliff and like jaemin she makes any scenario so much more enjoyable!!

@polarisjisung - jisung

LOOKLOOKLOOK yes he is her bias BUT the amount of rizz the both of has😭 UHM HELLO ALSO BOTH MAIN DANCER ENERGY nah i folded fr😩 ok but besides that, we all know jisung is the most wholesome bean ever and I JUST WANT TO PROTECT HUA YK?? idk she's such a cool person to talk to and i feel like we just clicked from the first time we met. jisung gives off like ride or die energy and i can def say that hua is the same💗

@winterchimez - xiaojun

THIS ISNT CHEATING ISTG ITS A COINCIDENCE THAT HER BIAS HAPPENS TO BE HIM AS WELL OK????? Both ally and xiaojun are literally the biggest sweethearts and can get along with everybody!! I always thought that xiaojun would be such a great conversationalist and no joke, ally and I got along so well as soon as we met and now we're forever emotional support buddies🥹🤞

@sehunniepot - jungwoo

literal golden retriever energy, like ball of sunshine. the most sociable and friendliest person i’ve met. i literally fell in love with nikki’s personality as soon as we met just like I did for mr kim jungwoo😔😔 I just feel like if I were to be in a room with her, she would be the lighting everyone up like idk how to describe it. She’s just someone that I feel like everyone couldn’t help but adore.

@jaehunnyy - taeyong

I LOVE THESE TWO PPL SO MUCH ALSNFOAFEI ok. i've calmed down. but fr tho like u CANNOT hate both taeyong and chip. LIKE she's literally a beam of positivity and she cares so much for her peers and always checks up on everyone when she can🥺 our bubu is a great leader and residential cutie and i feel like chip fits that to a tea

@wuahae - haechan

something about cat always screamed haechan to me idk why. just her mannerism/texting/talking style. as soon i started talking to her on the deoboyznet chat like i knew she and i were on the same wavelength just like i felt with haechan LMAO cat may seem playful and fun all the time but she's firm when she wants to be and she knows her boundaries/morals/values which is very admirable.

@mosviqu - ten

for some reason bar and ten just makes sense. both insanely talented, sarcastic and has strong opinions which they’re not afraid of expressing. lowkey intimidating to approach at first due to how highly i thought of her work, but was literally the most down to earth, loveliest person ever. I always love when she talks about the process behind her pics because they blow me away every time just like ten’s dancing.

@daegall - renjun

yes. I know it’s literally illegal for me to put anyone else other than lee donghyuck for sunny BUT IDK MAN SHE JUST GIVES OFF RENJUN VIBES!! we all know renjun is like the cutest little ball of sweetness ever and sunny is always so lovely and whenever she gets giddy like i get giddy too😭 and her expression of emotions towards haechan is portrayed thru capitalisations, keyboard smashes and typos which reminded me of renjun's little spits of anger yk??

[giggly-squiggily]

Spontaneous Headcanon #24

Okay- here me out. I know there’s only two available episodes of Buddy Daddies and I know we’re still super early in the show but I had this cute idea and now I wanna share it with you all.

Under the cut for length and also potential spoilers for Buddy Daddies! I’m gonna try to keep it Spoiler free though :D

Also TW: for gun imagery for one of the images!

So Rei Suwa

My Husband. I have a weakness for tired brunettes A man of Duality. No matter what the occasion is, he’s always wearing that same neutral if not somewhat apathetic expression.

Miri- sweetheart, and absolute bean of a 4 year old- starts to notice this no matter how Rei’s feeling. He always looks so tired and just...yeah. One day she turns to Kazuki like: “Papa Rei looks sad.”

Kazuki’s about to explain to her that he’s not sad, that’s just his face but then he starts to think about it and is just ‘...Have I ever seen Rei actually smile?’ The answer is yes, only in very...extreme circumstances.

Now he’s looking at Rei who’s spacing out at the table with his coffee, thinking if he should do what he’s thinking of doing. There’s a highkey chance he’ll get evicted; the threat of being kicked out has been a common theme in any and all attempts Kazuki’s done in the past. (At one point a knife was drawn- Kazuki had no idea where Rei even hid it. No one was stabbed.)

At the same time though...Rei never actually went through with said threats in the past four years they’ve been living together...and frankly- he kinda needed Kazuki to survive. (The man can’t cook and his sleeping habits are...odd- he kinda needs someone to watch over him.) Plus they’re partners in work so he should be fine right?

Also they have Miri now. That might soften the blow?

Now Kazuki’s gears are turning, he turns to Miri and does a exaggerated “Shhh” Gesture before beginning his slow ascent towards the unsuspecting man. Miri is giggling like a goon, but Rei’s used to it so he doesn’t think much of the matter.

“If you tickle me, you die.”

Okay- maybe he’s more suspecting afterall. So much for stealth.

Kazuki and Miri look at eachother. Then they look at Rei. Then they both silently decide they had lived a good life (or at least- Kazuki decides that) before both pounce on the tired man, Kazuki going right for the armpits while Miri’s kinda bouncing beside them, cheering him on.

And Rei finally, finally laughs! And it’s a pretty one too- lots of soft huffs of laughter and snickers. He’s trying not to curse out Kazuki because Miri’s literally right there. Now he can’t even fight back because she decided she wanted to be up close to the action and crawls into his lap, her own little hands tickling him too. He’s been effectively trapped!

“Haha, We got you now, Rei!”

“Hehe, Papa Rei’s laugh is funny!”

By the time they let him breathe, he’s flushed faced with his head against the table, arms pressing tightly into his sides as Kazuki and Miri do their celebratory victory dance.

Until Rei sits up with the scariest look in his eyes. The look he reserves for jobs involving hunting down bad guys. “Run.” Is all he says.

Miri and Kazuki are GONE. It becomes an impromptu game of hide and seek only if Rei finds you you’re getting tickled to near death (reserved for Kazuki. Miri gets more gentle tickles and the option to hunt down her papa).

[egg-emperor]

How did casino eggman celebrate Dr.Eggman's birthday today?

Casino Egg loves getting to spend a day with modern Egg on his birthday! He likes how, of all the places in the universe the infamous modern Dr. Eggman could be, he's with him. He'd say that to flatter modern Eggman in itself, saying "aren't I lucky?" for it and it gets him giggling and saying "yes you are!"

He wants modern to stay with him in his mansion instead of him at modern's base, so he invites him over and he comes because he always likes to spend time at his impressive huge and beautiful place. He does so the night before because he has big plans and wants their celebration to last all day long.

Modern Egg wakes up to Casino Egg cuddling him from behind and kissing his cheek as he says good morning to the handsome birthday boy. It immediately puts a big smile on his face to be met with the sight and embrace of a very handsome man as a spitting image of him and be complimented sweetly.

There's a surprise for him that Casino Egg called for but has to wait a bit more for it to be ready, so they snuggle for a little longer during the wait. But his first surprise of the day actually comes when Casino Egg suddenly disappears under the covers and gives him something that I can't detail on main XD

That puts him a very good mood already but it's even further improved when he's surprised with a big breakfast in bed. Lots of strawberries added to the waffles and pancakes dessert for a Casino Egg touch. The food is delicious and high quality, expertly prepared by his very expensive and skilled chefs.

When they get to his lounge room he's presented with a bunch of gifts! Mostly consisting of clothing, jewelry, and money. The clothes were designed by Casino Egg as he's a skilled clothes designer with his own fashion lines. They're exclusive designed just for him and are high quality and very expensive to make.

Modern feels very special to be gifted with these unique designs and tries on one of the outfits, a black button up shirt and red jacket and pants that looks very smart on him and some golden jewelry with red gems to compliment it. It actually has him looking quite a lot like Casino Egg with his usual style!

When he comes out of the closest to show him how he looks, Casino Egg is in love with it and says they suit him really well and looks extra handsome in them but he's excited to get him out of them later on too hehe. But before then they're set to have a fun day out so everyone can see how great he looks!

They go out for a dinner, nothing that sets a super romantic mood because Casino Egg knows it isn't modern Egg's thing but it is a very expensive luxurious dining experience and modern always loves being spoiled with delicious food. He encourages him to order everything he wants as a special birthday feast.

Modern Egg is very satisfied with a pleasantly full tummy and Casino Egg enjoys seeing how happy he looks. When they get back they go into Casino Egg's cozy gaming area where he gets to cuddle with him on his giant bean bag with lots of pillows and blankets to get comfy and rest after his big meal.

They play the games he was gifted and Casino Egg doesn't know a lot about 3D ones so modern enjoys showing him how to play and he admires his passion for it. Modern finds it amusing when Casino Egg tries and struggles and he says he's very cheeky but he'll let him get away with it on his birthday XD

Casino Egg makes sure modern Egg is comfortable, pampered, and pleasured throughout the day in total luxury and he constantly feels totally blissed out. He makes it calm and relaxing for him when they're chilling but also exciting and makes sure he has fun when they're active, and of course they get intimate plenty too

He loves spoiling him with sweet treats like baked goods, expensive boxes of chocolate and candies and gifts and keeps asking if there's anything he'd like to buy and lets him order anything and everything he wants. It's just as thrilling for him to spoil him and spend tons on the special beautiful birthday boy.

A few hours later Casino Egg takes him modern out to one of his bars in the city in his pink limo because he says he wants to show off how beautiful his boyfriend is and for everyone to see how great he looks in his new outfit. They make quite the entrance and modern loves the attention when he's in the spotlight!

They sit in the special reserved cozy and quieter corner and Casino Egg encourages him to try a bunch of the best delicious drinks. It quickly has them feeling jolly and silly and they laugh and have a ton of fun. Casino Egg is very flirty and keeps making modern blush and giggle with his sweet compliments and charm.

Casino Egg wants to cuddle close and kiss lots but modern gets a bit flustered as he's actually the more submissive one in the relationship and it's a big secret so he prefers to let everyone think they're just friends that kiss a little sometimes. He's hesitant to let the public see how he makes him swoon.

When Casino Egg notices how modern hesitates he teases "no way, you're not getting shy, are you?" and modern also doesn't want people to think his ever confident ass can get like that too! So he quickly denies it and Casino Egg makes him prove it by letting them get a bit closer and more cuddly and affectionate.

But modern Egg is much less worried about it the drunker he gets and forgets where they are when lost in the moment. Little kisses on the cheek turns into making out with tongue in the corner but in view for anyone to look over but it feels too good for him to care anymore. They look like very close friends now hehe

Modern often feels very snuggly and more affectionate than usual after a few drinks and forgets to hide it in public because Casino Egg is so alluring he gets carried away. He hugs him tight and loves it when Casino Egg pushes his face down into his beautiful titties, he's so soft and warm and strawberry scented.

When it suddenly hits modern Egg and he realizes he's giving himself away to everyone there, he blushes hard and panics but Casino Egg puts his hand on his head to keep him there. He says there's no need to be embarrassed, anyone here would just be super jealous and wish they were in his position right now! XD

That does help a lot but he's a lot more confident in showing his affection when they get back to the mansion and hang out at Casino Egg's beautiful garden full of beautiful flowers and hedges and they're all alone together again. They hold hands as they walk together and talk and admire the scenery.

They're both a bit drunk wobbling as they walk and almost fall into the hedges or flower beds. Casino Egg says "hey it might be your bday but you're not flattening my flowers with your heavy ass" and modern says he can talk as he's almost doing the same and is heavier so he'd do more damage and they playfully bicker lol

They reach the center of the big glorious garden with the bench and water fountain and the sky is beautiful and starry and they admire it together but not as much as they admire each other. It sets the mood for them as their sweet kisses turn into deeper passionate ones and they start feeling each other up

When they get excited Casino Egg says they should take this inside to be more comfortable. When they get to his bedroom he reveals that he has a few more gifts for him and he opens them to find that they're very naughty and Casino Egg plans on them trying them out tonight. They're in for a very fun time! ;)

But unfortunately I can't get into the details of that on main hehe

Casino Egg makes sure he puts his best effort into making it a fun and exciting day for his beloved bf modern Eggman for the first birthday they spend alone together and it's certainly ends up being a very special memorable one 💜

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

Could you make a brief description of your main/favourite OCs or other important things, I have a bad memory and am confused 👉🏻👈🏻

HELLO! hi hi hi uh. hellow sienna :3 yes of course. i will choose a VERY MINIMAL AMOUNT OF OCS just the ones i’m always ranting about. ALSO I KNOW YOU SAID BRIEF BUT. I AM VERY BAD AT THAT SO HERE’S WHATEVER THIS IS:

1. GEMMA. (Gemma the ??? technically)

Gemma is a green… bird. We do not know what kind of bird she is. She’s Bean’s mom and she runs the criminal underworld of hybrid mobians, trafficking, and mobian puppy mills. She’s not particularly mean or violent though, the joke being that she’s also omnipotent and can break the fourth wall, just with the dark twist that she’s always known everything ever and knows she’s an OC and that I’m even talking about her right now, hence why doing the immoral shit that she does is not ultimately a bad thing since no one she hurts is real. ALSO, she’s based off of Gemma Teller-Morrow from Sons of Anarchy so if you ever draw her, try to make her look like a bird version or Katey Segal :)

2. BRANDO. (Brando the Hawk lol)

Jet’s Dad. Looks like Jet but if he was an alcoholic who somehow manages a receding hairline. Hansu once drew him with a monocle and top hat as a joke but I found it so hilarious we might just keep it. He sounds like James Lance (actor) if his voice was more broken and growly and mumbly, and if he was human he’d have Lance’s hair as well. (He misses his wife, Sienna)

3. ADAM!!! (Adam the Albatross)

Adam is Storm’s dad and he looks like him but instead of being round and fluffy strong, he’s abtastically ripped. You see how I draw mobians you know what’s up LOL. anyways, he was a teen dad and did a really good job, and he works at Prison Island. Well, he did, now it’s blown up, so he works at the inland prison instead. He’s a bit of a manchild and his girlfriend is Jewel’s mom Opal (hehe Lea’s OC) because he sorta has a milf problem. He’s like if Jesse Pinkman was an adult instead of an oversized teenager, yet is still quite childish (in a cute way! he eats dino nuggets for dinner). Think “drawing Storm but for a thirsttrap” and you’ve nailed him

4, CAREY AND DARLA!!! (Carey the Jackdaw & Darla the Swallow)

You really think I’m gonna just include one??? These are Wave’s parents and I’m in love with their designs. Carey is a jackdaw with vitiligo which means he gets patches of white feathers in certain places due to black pigment being a recessive genetic trait due to the Salem trials (long story, you asked for the short version lol). He dyes his front feathers red to be like Party Poison from Danger Days, and often wears a pair of working denim jeans that are kinda stained with oil and paint but that makes them look cooler. He’s Eggman level smart and super witty, but extremely humble and only wants to use his knowledge to help other people. It’s a jackdaw thing. He loves shiny stuff (read: he loves machinery) and also adores his wife. Such a wife guy but in the genuinely good and wholesome way. SPEAKING OF, DARLA IS A BUBBLEGUM PUNK TO ME! She was part of all the mobian riots in the 80’s and operated an illegal shelter for homeless youth via her massive roller rink that’s dead centre in her city that she refuses to sell for luxury condos or parking lots. That is HER block of land and she’s not moving it, so she helps keep kids (especially mobian youth who are disproportionately affected) off the street. She loves wearing full denim and is an array of blue colours. Also, despite her husband being super fucking tall, she’s also pretty tall for a lady! Very round too though, like a feathery ball, very cute and round and pudgy I love her.

I actually have acceptable fanart of these two on hand because Infifi drew them once so here’s that:

[lanceappreciationblog]

hiya mod 👋👋 i just wanna say your lance backstory is SO lit and i’m totally putting that in my headcanon basket!!!!! there is no need to be ashamed you are a LEGEND in my mind for giving him such an epic and sordid tale of origin 🛐🛐🛐

also i personally feel like i am Connecting The Two Dots now that you have planted that seed into my mind bc i always had this headcanon that lance was one of those characters who grew up to be really strong and badass as an adult, but was kind of a weak, sickly little dratini as a child 🥺 i just really love the trope in fiction of “entire village collectively raises a baby” and with that awesome origin story in mind it feels complete because being a war orphan born in a wildfire would naturally leave a kid with some health complications!! (also lance would be the cutest little smol bean as a kid i just know he would)

First off, THANK YOU SO MUCH! I just let my mind go CRAZY and spilled all of that out there hehe.

Secondly, YES YOU GET IT! After Lance is born the entire of Blackthorn including Clair's mother (who I didn't mention in the backstory but is very important in Lance's life, almost like a foster mother) takes him in and raises him. Everything he knows is from them.

He does grow up with a case of what I like to call "Viridan Sickness" It's when he's exposed to not enough sunlight or too much cold air, his body shuts down and can become very ill due to the build-up of smog that congested his lungs and his Viridian Powers enhancing his cells to try to fight back the illness can cause strain on his body.

Blackthorn was concerned that he may not make it past 10 years old, but they did everything they could to make sure he lived a sound life as his parents would've desired. He was very weak physically and mentally since he didn't have many friends to hang around as a child, but Clair's mother made sure to keep him company and happy until Clair was finally born. She loves seeing Lance smile. It reminds her a lot of her late brother.

But as we all know, he's perfectly okay, healthy, and strong as the Lance we all know and love today. Viridian sickness only comes rare to him now.

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1 and 6 :)

Hey friend, thank you for the ask! (from this post) I had to think a bit on it, but I am excited to answer!

the character everyone gets wrong

Hmmm, I don't think I really have a character that comes to mind that I can confidently say "Yeah, everyone gets this one wrong". I think it's more that there are characters that fandom strips down to a singular trait and then a lot of iterations within fanworks then become an exaggeration of that one trait until the character is a hyperbole of themselves...which probably sounds like I am saying "yeah they all get this one wrong" but I'm really not. See, using that for comedic effect is great and all, and I sometimes really enjoy it, and a caricature is not necessarily wrong...it's just exaggerated. I tend to try to stay away from the word "wrong" when dealing with fandom interpretations because things are so subjective.

I do have a few characters that come to mind, though, for how often they are written as a caricature or one-dimensional or boiled down to one trait. This isn't accusatory or anything, just my observations: Deku (Izuku Midoriya) from BNHA - The amount of times I've seen him written as "uwu poor bean" or "innocent" or "too precious for this world".... like. Y'all. He canonically breaks his own bones to save other people again and again and again. But then it swings the other way with people writing him as a "badass who does no wrong". I promise you this boy messes up and when he does, he messes up Royally. Also, he is not suave At All in the source material, lol, he just has a few badass lines and faces danger even when he's terrified, but there are plenty of times he makes mistakes, can't talk to girls, embarrasses himself, and is even paralyzed with fear. Overall, he's a pretty well-rounded character. That being said, whatever you wanna write, go for it.

Grimmjow from Bleach: Yeah, I love the "Grimmjow is a Giant Cat" joke, and I've written it myself. But sometimes even for me it's too much. He's more than just 'a cat' (and really, all cats have a unique personality). He's an amalgamation of souls with murderous intent and a goal of being King. He wants to be the Strongest. He canonically tries to murder Rukia and Ichigo both. He gets loses an arm. He has this weird list of checks and balances where he doesn't harm Orihime because she restored his arm, even though harming Orihime would definitely get to Ichigo and draw him into a fight to the death. He does a 180 in TTYBW and is fighting on the same side as Ichigo, in a 'enemy of my enemy is my friend' sort of deal, because his home is threatened. He ATE his followers/friends to even become an arrancar in the first place. There is more to him than 'hehe, oversized cat', and I feel like sometimes even I need a reminder of that. (and I really love his character)

Endeavor from BNHA: Oh no, I get it. This man does horrible things. I just kinda get tired of fics where he's characterized as remorseless (he's not; that is shown very clearly, even if he still has a long way to go to even begin apologizing/making up for how he's been) or even considered Worse than All for One. You know, All for One, the Villain who is so terrifying even other villains are afraid of him. The dude who manipulated a child and raised him into someone who would attack other children, the dude who wants to squash the very symbol of hope for everyone. Endeavor is a shitty dad, and he does shitty things, but he is not so one-sided. Yeah, he's very self-centered and insecure, doesn't make him evil. He's aggressive and doesn't pay attention to collateral damage. Still doesn't make him evil. Dangerous? yes. Abusive? yup. I guess I just hate when people see him act one way and instantly decide there's no way to redeem him. He would have to do a lot of inner work, but he has the potential to, and I think a lot of fandom consistently strips him of that potential because they'd rather see in black and white and label people as 'good' or 'bad' with no going back or forth, than to think that maybe humans are more complex and so maybe the characters in the shows they love are more complex as well. Idk. I kind of rambled a bit on this one. If you want to see more of what I think could be done for Endeavor, you can look at the first work in my Adventure of the League of Dads series on AO3, I suppose. Or ask me about it. I don't mind talking about him. He's interesting to me, and I think he reflects some people I have known in my life, which is maybe why I have such an interest in him being able to change.

I have more, but I think I'm gonna leave this list here, or we could be here all night. Lol.

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

So I don't actually think there's a particular ship out there with fans who are more annoying than other ships, but I think there is potential for fans of any ship to be annoying. Basically, the annoying stuff is not connected to the ship, but to fan behaviour. Really, I think the most annoying types of ship fans are the ones who will send death threats and anonymous hate to people who either dislike the ship they enjoy or who like a ship they don't enjoy. Imagine sending death threats and hate mail over people that don't even exist...Imagine sending hate mail or threats at all...like damn. Some people really need to grow up. But as I said, these fans can be (and are) present in any and all fandoms, for any and all ships. Maybe there's more for a lot of the mainstream stuff, but that's just because there's more people following that stuff in general.

[elliemyrah]

My GF's thoughts on SRMTHFG S1

So my girlfriend has been watching Srmthfg with me whenever we have time and its just a fun time. Especially since I'm not a person who will defend this show with every fiber of my being, anymore. So I can enjoy the bad writing and moments with her.

She was very sweet to even watch this with me and has been going on a trippy roller coaster. At times she'll lose track of the setting or get too lost in the music forget about the plot entirely. Sometimes it's just my fault cause I talk to much and I tend to talk to the fictional characters like I just showed my girlfriend extended family lol. Anyways let's just start.

Uhh actually disclaimer: This is for fun and Im just sharing this cause this was interesting to see what someone being introduced to this show reacts. She's also someone who has read and studied animals almost all her life. She's very critical when animals are involve, like me with television. But uhh yeah the monkey sounds really get to her. Like she is put off guard everytime.

-First off the bat Antuari, Oh boy! lol The moment he came on screen she just had questions. "Why does the black monkey have yellow eyes? Why is he voiced by a black voice actor?" (My gf is African American btw)

I laughed at this and took note to this. I already warned her lot about this show before watching so this was just added info that I could use. But I believe Antuari is her least favorite in the team. Not because of what I stated before but that she doesn't care for his personality.

-Otto though is her favorite, who's surprised though hehe. She loves his nature and his energy. Basically he's a lot like me so she loves him lol. But yeah we just laugh at this sweet green bean and want to pat his head

-Nova Though she doesn't say much about her whenever I do bring her up she just says she's too cool for this team. So i think I can say she likes her

btw I wanna address I didnt ask her questions for this review. I wanted to just enjoy this show with her without her feeling like she had an interview afterwards. So this is off memory and yes she gave me permission to write this.

My gf likes Gibson but she's never been a fan of shows having the brainiac characters say very stereotypical smart guy language. She also agrees that he is very gay and his weapon is super useful.

Sprx-77 now is an interesting one. She started out disliking him cause of his "asshole" personality. However starting after ep 4 she changed her mood immediately. Which was cool to see.

We also are already 3 eps into S2 and her favorite episode of the whole show so far has been 'World of Giants' which I knew she would like. That episode was funny ok, cringe isn't a word I use to critic work yal just don't like to have fun.

Anyways when we discussed his character, she simply just liked how he treats Chiro like a kid. He lets Chiro skip patrol to watch shows, asks if he needs help, and is normally on his side.

Honestly i feel like when Chiro joined the team Sprx was against it cause he was in fact a child but didn't have much of a say in the matter or Chiro was too stubborn to take no. So Sprx just tries to relate and understand him the most. Sprx is Chiro's dad not Antauri, I will die on this hill!!

Chiro is constantly being made fun of by my girl. She just can't stop mentioning about his head being so wide it's funny! lmao

Jinmay - She knew she was a robot right away but jumped when Soko started to speak lol. She doesnt care for Chiro/Jinmay's relationship which I fight her about lol.

Mandarin - Another monkey she felt was racist right away but she thinks he's threating. She was really interested in his villain role and wasn't disappointed til the season finale. We also both agree that him and Antuari are exes lol.

So the finale uhhh we were watching it and most through all of the 2 episodes she just said, " Yep this was just an old transformers movie but like mediocre." I facepalmed so hard. Dammit Ciro!

So yeah she likes the show. It's nothing she'll talk about for hours but I never excepted her to be into it in the first place. In fact I never intended to show this show anytime soon but she wanted to watch it with me. And I simply couldn't be happier. So I'll watch whatever anime she puts in front of me despite disliking 90% of animes.

That was it, thanks for reading.

[silent-lily]

Honestly there are two things in me 'n wife's Sonic RP that I absolutely adore (and that are absolutely self-indulgent lol).

Like, following the plot we make up as we go, Shadow has actually p much befriended everyone in Sonic's main friend group (a lot of stuff happened, as well as a bit of reevaluation of personal beliefs and values on Shadow's part). And the aforementioned two things are as follows: - when he stops by Emerald Town, he often spends time with Tails discussing Various Sciencey Shit and at times even helping the fox with his personal projects. Shadow may not be that ace in computers and all but imo he is capable of at least basic mechanic stuff (like I'm fairly sure he does all the maintenance for his air shoes - gotta keep 'em working properly!), plus I'm p sure he also has some knowledge on other various topics (biology, botany, physics, maybe something else). So yeah, Nerd Stuff-based friendship and shenanigans; - when Knuckles visits and they happen to meet up in some way, they either: a) have a good ol' one-on-one sparring session where they duke it out without holding back (they both are very strong physically, Knuckles even more so but heck - Shadow loves to test his limits); b) talk about historical and cultural stuff (my wife has a strong opinion - and I agree - that as a treasure hunter Knuckles know plenty of that stuff (myths and legends and all that) as well as some of the ancient languages; my opinion is that Shadow knows VERY LITTLE of actual Mobian history and culture since he was raised in, y'know, human space colony so he almost CRAVES learning more about it all; Knuckles is of course surprised at first, but actually happy to share his knowledge - Shadow appears to be a great listener); c) just do nothing and vibe, not talking and observing their surroundings (yeah like in that Twitter Takeover haha; they really are cut from the same cloth if you look closely, two awkward socially inept beans).

P.S. And yes, of course Shadow also spends some time with Amy, too. I imagine they either go to some public events together (music concerts, yeah, like that Hot Honey one, of course) or have tea parties with Cream. Cute stuff. (because - again - Shadow is A Girls Guy, hehe)

[miam0re]

Hii! I’m a random person that just came upon your blog! It’s very pretty! I most likely will be a normal anon here, so can I be ☁️ anon? I also have a brainrot to share. Like you’re texting Beidou and you say ‘Kazuha can do anything he wanted to me’ (😳) and like he was reading it over beidou’s shoulder? Nsfw please if you do plan on writing what happens next ! Stay healthy!🥰

☁️anon my cuddliest

Can't believe Beidou would betray your trust like that. But I guess everything will turn out to be just fine. More than fine even.

Yes yes yes!! I love any brainrot because I'm like horny for all of the boys!!! And why is this ask so....delicious mwah chef's kiss. I need you to fill up my inbox with every brainrot you have :D Also thank you for your love <3 it means a lot. I'm smiling like a dummy right now.

Do Anything | Kazuha

NSFW(bondage, blindfolding, ruined orgasm), Fem!Reader

Seeing that little message on the screen, Kazuha smirked to himself. Even Beidou was concerned when she saw Kazuha smirk because like ??? Kazuha the small bean is smirking!

For the next few days, he acted as if he never saw that message. He came over you your house and the two of you enjoyed your movie marathons as you usually did.

Only now he kept sliding closer to you. Brushing his fingers down your arm and smiling at how you shiver. Gently caressing the skin of your waist that peeked under your shirt.

Such a tease!

You'd be running to grab your phone and text Beidou about every little update once he's gone home.

"Bei I swear to god his touch makes me wet. He just needs to dip his fingers lower than my waist to know."

"Just shut up and hear me thirst over him."

"Is it too much to ask him to respectfully fuck me ✋😔"

Obviously Kazuha saw those messages as well. You sounded so desperate and he also couldn't stop the thrumming in his heart. Seeing you so needy for him.

He flung open the door of his apartment and was sprinting to yours.

Rapid knocking on your door pulls you out of bed and you open it to reveal Kazuha, panting softly from having run a couple of blocks. Before you could speak, he was grabbing the back of your head and tugging you forward, sloppily kissing you.

You gasped and pulled away from the spontaneous kiss, staring with wide eyes into his calm red orbs.

"Kazuha! What are you doing?!"

You squeal out, but are returning with a teasing chuckle.

"Oh, I thought you said I can do anything I wanted to you. At least, that is what you told Beidou the other day, didn't you?"

He's leaning close to your frozen figure. You're unable to find any words. If he read that one message, what's there to assure you that he hasn't read the rest...

Hehe what happened to the Y/N who was so confident in those text messages hmm?

"Kazuha..."

"Do you give me your consent?"

He asks, not wanting to ever make you uncomfortable. You were special to him, very special. You gulp and nod, muttering out your approval. The blonde giggled and wrapped his arms around your waist, licking your neck, right beside your ear.

"Anything means anything, got it?"

Kazuha is one kinky mf and he has had a sexual drought for so long that he wants to do anything and everything with you tonight. Like, Love please tomorrow also exists. But not for him who wants to make the most of the moment.

Kazuha is not kazuha if he's not fucking you with you being bound in some way or another. Bondage is such a turn on in his eyes. And he's very creative with what he does.

You shirt is what's keeping your hands bound to the bed, ties from your old school uniform are keeping your legs tied to the bed posts. You're so pretty, all on display for him.

"Love, close your eyes."

His wraps one leg of the black legging around your eyes, letting you sink into darkness. You're completely dependant of your sense of touch to feel for him.

Ka..zuha..."

You moan out his name, begging for him to play with your bound and blindfolded body.

His tongue and fingers mercilessly attacked your pussy, slurping so loudly you feared that your neighbours might heard. You jolt around, trying to close your thighs, but the burning fabric at your ankles prevent you from much movement.

All you can do is grind on his mouth and beg him for more and more and more.

He'll have you cumming on his tongue and shamelessly he'll kiss your lips, giving you a taste of your own delectable juices. He'll practically choke you with how deep he's pushing his tongue in your mouth and you can't help but like it.

"I don't want to wait any longer."

He whispers into your ear, untying your legs and wrapping them around his shoulders as he kneeled up, lining himself perfectly with your hole.

You have no idea when and how fast he's going to thrust in you. You can't even see his expression. He could really have his way with you.

He started fucking you with his entire length. He was pounding into you chaotically, with no pattern at all.

The frustration you felt! He would sometimes go slow and passionate, you'd feel the texture of his rough dick slide against your gummy walls.

And then he'd squeeze your thigh tightly, finding his grip as he drilled into you ferociously, kissing your cervix every. single. time.

He found pride in the way he ruined some of your orgasms, slowing down right before you cummed to see you shiver and moan in dissatisfaction.

But don't you worry, he has the rest of the night to make you feel immeasurable pleasure as you cream on his cock and squirt on his abs.

Kazuha's making a mental note of all your sweet spots and what kind of ways he'd want to try out to abuse them.

"Y/N...there are so many more 'anythings' I wish to do with you. We're going to have to do this again sometime, my love."

[pet-pet-peet]

Hi! I read your post when you said that you may or may not be obsessed with twst

So— ^^;

Can you write some hcs with Idia, Malleus, Kalim and Deuce with male s/o?)

Also can s/o be short please 🙏

(I'm just pretty sort hehe)

Idia, Malleus, Kalim, and Deuce x short reader boyfriend (separate)

Abso-mcfrikkin-lutely! 

WE👏STAN👏OUR👏SHORT👏KINGS👏 

(But I’m sorry if it doesn’t really feel like it’s x male s/o, I mostly write g/n or fem so I’m not entirely used to this but I hope you still like it okie-)

I’m gonna say reader is 5’0 since that’s significantly shorter than all of the characters and I assume that’s what is wanted (I’m sorry if not. I was going to have reader at 5’4, but Kalim is 5’5 so I don’t feel that would make much difference, thus my decision to lower it more-)

This man-

He never thought he’d get into a relationship, so he’s still so blushy and shy

It’s the cutest thing ever omg-

He enjoys spending quality time with you, especially if that quality time is spent playing video games, watching anime, or talking about science and experiments

If you aren’t into those things, he’ll try to dabble in what you enjoy. He just hopes you’ll do the same in return

(He would never full on ask, though, because bean is under confident and scared that he’ll sound needy, please reassure him he doesn’t and that you want to ensure his needs are met)

Regardless, I don’t think he’ll mind your height too much in the end

At the start of the relationship however-

He was so scared he’d accidentally say something to offend you

He’s seen how Riddle reacts and uh- boy’s kinda concerned

If you start making short jokes yourself, he’ll think he said something wrong and you’re serious-

“Here, let me help you get that.” Idia would say, reaching for what you needed.

“Ah, yes, the usefulness of a tall boyfriend!” You joked.

“H-Hey, don’t put yourself down! I-I mean..Short boyfriends are better, y-you know!?”

Like- sweetie, it’s okay, please relax it was a joke-

However, if you don’t like short jokes at all, he would be pretty respectful of you. He would never make fun of your height, anyway, but now he makes sure no one does~

If they do-?

There might be new resident to the infirmary under...suspicious circumstance

I-

THIS MAN IS 6’6

Ya’ll gonna be having fun, omfg-

He gets lonely easily, so he loves to hold you. You just feel so cuddly and secure in his arms and it makes him feel so happy

He loves to walk with you and just talk about anything and everything. He has a lot of stories to tell, and enjoys listening to your tales as well. He enjoys reminiscing with you about your pasts

Straight up, no context, starts carrying you

Deadass

Just swoops you right up while you’re walking together with the most neutral expression. Though, the slight twitch in the corner of his lips tells you he finds your reactions amusing and cute.

He’ll throw slight shade towards your height when he feels especially like a comedian

Though, if you don’t like the short jokes, he would respect you and stop immediately.

....He still gives you smug, teasing looks every now and then, though-

Definitely the type of boyfriend that would carry you on his back or shoulders in a large crowd, just had to put that out there.

And if anyone decides to tease or bully you because of your height-

Don’t be surprised if they end up missing..

No one is allowed to tease the overprotective dragon’s boyfriend except him~

He is literally the sweetest

It’s almost inhuman, like-WHO ARE YOU!?

He’ll start using you as an excuse to do things Jamil doesn’t want him to

“But Jamil, I wanted to cook dinner with my boyfriend! That’s what normal couples do~!”

Jamil decided he trusts you enough to leave Kalim to you- (meaning he doesn’t want to deal with the complaining anymore)

He loves that you’re shorter than him so much!

It makes it easier to snuggle you!

He won’t make short jokes, just because he’s not necessarily the teasing type, but will laugh if you make any

Honestly, he laughs at all of your jokes. He doesn’t care if everyone else thinks they’re bad, he’ll laugh until he cries

He loves doing literally anything with you. His favorite activity, however, is probably riding the flying carpet through the night sky. If you’re scared of heights, he’d cuddle you close so all you could see is the carpet, him, and the stars

He probably won’t confront people who tease you about your height. He just doesn’t really notice it’s mean-spirited

Unless you start saying to him that you’re uncomfortable with it- at that point he’d see to the situation and respectfully ask them to stop

If they’re mean-spirited enough for him to notice, that’s when he might not be so respectful

He’ll still stick to words, but he’ll ensure they never talk to you in such a disrespectful way again

If worse comes to worst, they’re going home soggy cause he can, and will, throw a rainstorm their direction

I’m starting this off strong with just how excited he is to have you in his life

He’s over here thinking he’s gonna dedicate his time to schooling

Then BAM

You and your handsome self just comes into the picture and he couldn’t say no

He has definitely sent so many pics of you two together to his mom, she absolutely loves it when she receives them and can’t wait to meet you!

He likes to study with you and play sports and practice spells-

He just loves growing in his skills with you, and is so prideful if you grow more as well

Flaunts you like you’re the diamond of the earth (because to him you are)

He pays no mind to your height most of the time, mainly because he sees you as an equal. Every now and then he’ll suddenly remember there’s a height difference and it’s so funny-

“(Y/N) can you get me the sugar? It’s on top of the fridge.”

You just look at him like...bruh

He realizes his mistake and then apologizes, but there’s an undertone of slyness-

He do be really protective, though

If anyone makes fun of your height? He’s throwing hands

Honor student be damned, that student better honor you or the wrath of a former delinquent will be out, shining FULL FORCE

[luckyashes-art]

I don't feel like I'm capable of dronpa requests tbh!!! But I m looking politely,,,

Maybe u could doodle ur favorite DR headcanon 👀 got any of those big brain ideas?

Alt. Us! Snuggling. Or me squeezing u like a squeaky toy if ya wanna

Honestly you can like, request Kiibo if he's the only DR character ye rlly know 🙏

And uuUHHHhh honestly I haven't thought too much about HCs but! I suppose here are some design HCs? (Despite how they have canon sprites skdjsj)

Hajime with freckles.. You cannot tell me otherwise ,

Also! I would honestly rlly like to imagine Hajime being a sorta stocky/stout-ish character (and maybe a lil short. He does not have enough height to contain all his anger /hj). I'd also like to think of Nagito as a taller/slender/lankier kinda guy (string bean lookin' ass (affectionate))

And while I did not doodle it (as I didn't want to take too long answering asks), I see Chiaki also a bit stout? Or just heavier than what her sprite depicts her as, really. Like it's just hard to imagine her as someone so thin when she's the Ultimate Gamer sjdhjdjd /lh

Might think of more appearance HCs but that's all I got so far uwauwa

Also, bonus under cut hehe

You are truly. A force to be reckoned with

[swordmaid]

continuing my tags bc god FORBID I fucking yap in the yapping in the tags app

- battlefield it’s an objective observation in her part OK, she knows what she excels in and she doesn’t, and she clearly doesn’t in this field. so brienne is having her own turmoil bc she’s now starting to overthink it…. It’s getting SO bad for her she thought the long night ended so why is back in the trenches fighting for her life again. then tomorrow night there’s like this public gathering/ball/informal ball bc everyone is invited to hang out and dance in the rock’s backyard and there’s dancing and music and food and everyone is having a GREAT time, jaime particularly, and he invites her to dance and she accepts bc it’s with Jaime ofc she will and jaime dances with her throughout the night and she forgets her a previous anxieties. and when the music simmered down, he takes her in this little secluded garden where he used to hang out in when he was younger (and he pretended to be a horse then but he doesn’t need to add that), and the moon is so bright and there’s a comfortable chill in the air and brienne absurdly thinks it’s a perfect time to get kissed and maybe she waits for something. MAYBE if jaime wants to kiss her she will let him and she’ll even crouch a little bit to make it easier on him, so brienne waits for something, for a sign, but he doesn’t gives her any or at least she thinks he doesn’t - she actually doesn’t know what to look for, all the romance novels she’s read before just talks about mentioning a moment but what does that even mean ?? so jaime doesn’t kiss her, and she’s kinda embarrassed to be expecting something, kinda disappointed that she did expect something, kind of mortified for thinking about her friend in that way, even. then the next few days is just brienne fighting for her life trying to tamp down her anxieties at the thought of jaime getting married to some other lady who actually knows how to be a proper highborn lady and brienne knows she can’t take it, it’ll hurt her to see it happen (it hurts when she’s thinking about it now and it’s not even happening yet), but she also knows that she’ll take whatever friendship jaime will give her even if it’s just to stand by his side she !! will !! do !! it!! brienne is in agony while jaime takes her out in their little dates btw so just imagine jaime going like hehe I’m having so much fun 😺😺😸😸😸😽😽 and brienne is like, same! 🙃. in the end she can’t take it, she’s like I need to gaur and she tells pod that they have to go back to tarth now and pod - who was probably in on jaime’s plan on proposing to brienne - is like ???? girl u wanna go now??? are u sure 🧍‍♀️ and brienne is like yes I need to leave I can’t be here anymore 😭 and pod is like UMMM… but he can’t say why she should stay bc he accidentally spilled the beans to hyle (who’s still alive) and jaime got mad at him so he’s trying his best to stall but brienne, is like noooo we have to leave I can’t be in this place the vibes are so rancid rn…. Takes the horse that jaime gave her, and the little bag he gave her, and the clothes that he gave her, and writes him a goodbye letter with the letter and pen set he gave her, and rides off at sunrise but in such a slow pace that the horse is like yay time for morning walkies (:. but then suddenly! there’s jaime running across the field! still in his pjs with a tunic haphazardly thrown on because we all know this man sleeps topless. and he’s like, frantic, where the FUCK are you going OMFG and brienne is like, on her horse, this exact gif:

i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…