#ALSO THESE CHOCOLATES ARE SOOOO GOOOD

[cherubdulce]

BAMBIIII HAPPY VALENTINES DAYYY ^_^ 🧡💛🧡💛 heres a silly valentine + treat from somebody special!!

MIA IM GOING TO BURST OFF LAUGHING

Fret not Trevor 💥💥 I’ll help you escape from this ravish place called prison!!!! HEAR MY WORDS‼️‼️ ILL SAVE YOU ‼️‼️ BUT JOKES ASSIDE THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭🫶🏽 I HOPE YOURE HAVING A GOOD VALENTINES AND ALAN ANS SKWIS SPOILING YOU THE MOST!!!

[lixenn]

So I'm rewatching the Varia arc and one thing I noticed is that khr music is fucking hype! I don't know if I just never realized this when I was watching it years ago or I've just forgotten but damn, it's soooo goood!!

Like Kyouya's piaono theme? Top tier! It's so stupidly dramatic and extra but it also gives you chills, it fits him so well, I love it so much!

Then there's the track during Takeshi's sword training (at ep 37 Idk if this is like a theme or whatever), which gives me these wild west vibes and that's arguably fucking hilarious. It also makes me want to see Takeshi in a cowboy outfit (he can match cowprints with Lambo 😂).

Other things beside the music which came apparent to me:

Hayato is baby(tm) and is in desperate need of a hug, some hot chocolate and therapy, not necessarily in that order

Someone needs to feed Dino some soup, he's too skinny

Tsuna really needs a vacation (which I already knew but watching him suffer via Reborn's torture/training really empthasized it)

I really can't stand Iemitsu and he can rot in Vendicare for all I care

[bonesandthebees]

How're you doing today bee??<33 i am sending u internet cookies and homemade iced tea (my stepmom just made it and man . It's fucking good)

On that note, idk if this is a canadian thing or what but Pure Leaf iced tea is my fav drink in the world actually it's soooo goood, i love both the lemon and the peach flavour, peach is my go to tho ^-^

What's ur fav kind of cookie?? :00

I'm doing good!! prepping a lot of the last stuff for my europe trip bc I leave on friday :D today I went to CVS to pick up travel toiletries and all that stuff and I also went to try and pick up more concealer bc i'm almost out of my current tube and they didn't have my color in stock 😭 it's ok though I ordered it off amazon (I hate you jeff bezos but your free one day shipping is very needed) so I'll have it tomorrow

thank you for the internet cookies and iced tea I am so hungry rn

we have pure leaf iced tea here! tbh it's not my favorite but it's definitely better than snapple lol. the only bottled tea I really drink is this japanese brand of green tea called ito en. unlike american bottled iced tea that always seems to have sugar in it even if you get it unsweetened, this stuff is actually unsweetened so it's decently bitter and I really like the taste

(gonna be honest I gaslit myself into liking it when I was in my freshman year of college bc after I stopped drinking soda I couldn't handle sugary drinks at all and ito en was one of the only not sweet bottled drinks that was sold all over campus. I thought it tasted way too bitter at first but I just kept drinking it while telling myself I liked it and eventually grew to actually like it lmao)

my favorite kind of cookie hm... honestly I love a classic chocolate chip that's pretty hard to beat. I also bake these red velvet chocolate chip cookies sometimes that are SO good I love those too

[wheredafandomat]

Someone great 💚P17💚

Loki x Divorced! Female Reader

18+ | contains my attempt at fluff and some smut and fluffy stuff okay

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You woke up with the feeling of Lokis arms around you as you lay nuzzled into his neck as if you weren’t already so close to him. You smiled, the familiar scent of him shrouding you as you remembered where you both were. Opening your eyes, you pulled backwards slightly and looked at Loki as he remained asleep, still clinging to you. The sound of the birds chirping as well as the warm morning glow of the sun left you feeling more relaxed as you snuggled back against him, closing your eyes again. As you did, Loki began running his hand down your back soothingly, lulling you back to sleep.

The second time you woke up, it was to the feeling of Loki kissing your forehead causing you to smile.

“Mm, morning.” You hummed, eyes still closed.

“Good morning beautiful.” He answered, kissing your forehead again as you began opening your eyes and meeting his kind ones.

“I woke up before you, just letting you know.” You jested, stretching before laying back against the bed.

“I was awake too, I was just far too comfortable to get up.” He answered, running his fingers through your hair as you faced him.

“Whatever you say.” You replied, relaxing further into the pillow as his movements in your hair became more purposeful. “That feels good, I’m sure there’s a name for that.” You murmured.

“Massage therapist, masseuse?” He listed, continuing his administrations “believe me, my hands work wonders elsewhere too.” He teased.

“Mhmmm, and don’t I know it.” You grinned before remembering something you had packed and quickly opening your eyes before getting up.

“Where are you going?” Loki asked, amused as you scrambled to your feet, your nightshirt falling down your body as you did so before you rummaged through your bag.

“I packed something special” you smiled coyly, retrieving the bottle of sweet almond oil “lay on your stomach.”

“Okay.” Loki answered skeptically as you made your way back onto the bed. You settled above him, legs either side of his waist as you straddled him. Unscrewing the bottle, you tilted it allowing a generous amount to drip onto Lokis back before you screwed the lid back on, dropping it against the bed. Lowering your hands onto his back, you began gently rubbing circles over it. “I guess I’m not the only one with magic fingers.” He spoke practically into the pillow as you added more pressure to your movements. Loki was near moaning as you continued your administrations leaving you biting down a smile.

“If you continue making those noises, I’m not sure I’ll be able to contain myself.” You warned.

“What can I say, you’re making me feel soooo goood.” He praised, melting against the bed. He was happy for you to continue, loving the sensation but hearing the faint sound of your stomach rumbling, he opened his eyes, beginning to sit up causing you to roll off of him.

“Hey!” You scolded playfully when he managed to flip your positions.

“We’ll have plenty of time to resume later, right now it’s breakfast time.” He spoke, kissing your cheek before moving off of you and onto his feet.

“You made dinner, so I’ll make breakfast.” You interrupted him as he put his pyjama bottoms on.

“Are you sur—” he began.

“Sit” you instructed, pushing him towards the bed “I’m gonna go brush my teeth then I’ll make breakfast.”

Once you were in the kitchen, you sifted through the ingredients, pleasantly surprised by the amount of food Loki had gotten and packed away prior to your arrival with him yesterday. You were left flustered as you spotted the strawberries which were on its own shelf in the fridge next to some chocolate, cream and champagne. You imagined all the naughty ways you’d be using those this weekend. You settled on eggs and bacon, also deciding to make pancakes at the last minute. You called Lokis name before he came sauntering into the kitchen with a towel around his waist and his hair wet, pulled back into a bun. You swallowed thickly as he stepped towards you, your eyes meeting the outline of his length underneath the towel.

“You can’t just turn up in the kitchen naked.” You giggled as he caught your eye.

“I’m not, I’ve got a towel on.” He shrugged, making his way towards you before picking up one of the berries you had put into a small bowl to accompany the pancakes and brining it to your lips. “Unless you want me to remove it.” He smirked, your lips parting to accept the sweet fruit as you looked into one another’s eyes.

“I mean, I wouldn’t be opposed to it.” You replied, eating the berry. Lokis smirk widened before he looked from you and towards the table.

“Breakfast looks lovely, thank you.” He spoke softly as he made his way towards the table as if you weren’t just moments from tearing his towel off of him and letting him ravage you next to the sink.

You both sat down, tucking into breakfast as Loki spoke about some of the activities you’d be doing together for the rest of the weekend including spending some time in the jacuzzi. Eventually you had moved to Lokis lap, sitting across it as he fed you, you licking his finger anytime it went near your mouth. The action left you both chuckling like teenagers before the sweet activity turned into you and Loki kissing passionately as your hands roamed one another’s bodies.

“Right” he began, breaking the kiss “time for us to get dressed, there’s something I want to show you.” Reluctantly, you got off of him before you both headed to the bedroom, changing into actual clothes. Loki wore jogging bottoms as well as a t-shirt whilst you wore some leggings and a jumper, thankful that you had packed something that wasn’t strictly to be torn off during sex or lounged about in before sex or kicked off of the bed after sex.

“Where are we going?” You asked as you both began walking out into what looked like the wilderness.

“You’ll see, I’ve discovered a place nearly as beautiful as you.” He answered, holding your hand as he guided you both through the Forrest. The smell of nature was more pungent here, fresher. You breathed deeply, inhaling the scent of the trees and grass around you. It felt so compelling, being in nature was always something you loved to do and you always forgot how much until you were surrounded in it again. “Just a little further.” He announced excitedly, pointing to what looked like a little clearing in the distance. You both increased your pace, near racing towards it before you heard the sound of water. “And here we are.” Loki presented, gesturing to the lake you had both arrived at that had water cascading down a small waterfall at the end of it. There were huge boulders, trees dipping into the clear water and hills closing you both off from the outside world. You were astounded at the sheer beauty of what was in front of you. Loki watched your reaction, a small smile gracing his features as your eyes sparked. Almost as beautiful as you he thought again as he turned his head, taking in the view too.

“We have to go in.” You uttered, beginning to remove your shoes and socks before pulling your jumper over your head. Seeing you discarding of your clothes, Loki began doing the same, stripping himself to his boxers. His eyes ran over your body, the picturesque sight behind you leaving you resembling a goddess as you began unclasping your bra. Your breasts bounced slightly as you rid yourself of your bra, placing it next to the rest of your clothes. Your eyes met Lokis, he looked almost dazed as he gazed upon you as if you were the most spectacular art he had ever set his eyes on. It was hard to feel inadequate in his presence. When you were with him, you were the only woman in the world, the only person in the world. You were all that mattered.

“Y-you are ethereal.” He mumbled, lost in your lure. Placing your hand against his cheek, you stood on your tiptoes, pressing your lips to his in a slow, sensual kiss, his hand laying flat against your bare back as he pulled you against him. You melted into the kiss feeling a familiar feeling blossoming as he deepened the kiss. Goosebumps travelled over your skin as you tried to pinpoint the emotion, where you felt it. Your stomach had butterflies, your heart felt as if it shone, beating faster, thumping in your chest. It was a feeling you thought was lost on you, one you thought you’d only ever come across once in your lifetime, one you thought you’d never experience again. Before you could continue this revelation, you were both breaking the kiss for air. You rested your foreheads against one another’s, smiling against each others lips, content in the silence between you both. “Are we, skinny dipping?” He questioned, breaking the silence.

“Um, yeah.” You decided, removing your underwear, Loki doing the same before you linked hands and made your way into the water.

It was cold at first, the water crashing against your ankles before you both stepped further inside, your bodies acclimatising to the temperature. Your lips found one another’s again, Loki lifting you as you wrapped your legs around his waist. His lips travelled to your neck as your head fell back. The feeling of him nibbling against your earlobe as well as the feeling of his erection prodding at your entrance left your body begging to be filled. Your lips found his again as he finally guided himself towards your entrance before you sunk down onto him, both of you moaning into the kiss. Your head fell backwards again, eyes closed as he fucked you, the water rippling around you both before the sounds of gasping were heard leaving you snapping back to reality as your eyes opened to be met by what looked like a group of elderly campers.

“Lokiii!” You yelled, covering yourself as you pressed your chest to his.

“I am terribly sorry.” He averred, looking at the shocked campers as they passed you both.

“Ah, young love.” One of them commented as she passed.

The campers 🤣 that’s how I imagined them

NEXT

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[avis-writeshq]

OMG i love bubble tea sOOOO MUCH whats the store called (if you dont mind saying, if you dont want to thats fine too!!!!) AND PLEASE BAKE FOR ME BABES 😩😩😩😩 whats your favourite thing to bake? also if you have pics that would be gReAt i am ready to drool 🤤🤤🤤

HELLS YES BUBBLE TEAAA it’s so goood... until you have to make it all the time LMAO! I work at this place called Gotcha, it’s kind of small, i’m not sure if you’ve heard it before >.<

nyehehe those are the drinks I know how to make >.<

AND YES BAKINGGG i love baking macarons yummm

matcha and white chocolate macaron

coconut macaron 

i have others but they’re :/ meh lolol

love how you don’t comment about my dora impersonation 😌

[juiceduckcrossing]

tag people you want to get to know better/catch up with!

Wasn’t tagged by anyone but this looks fun so here I am!

• favourite colour: like a light forest/yellow green colour. I also like yellow and blue and some pinks

• last song: home by bts

• last movie: either The Devil all the Time or Notting Hill I can’t remember

•last show (completed): Hannibal, I plan to rewatch it in the future because it’s SOOOO GOOOD

• currently reading: The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

• currently watching: nothing atm, I’m waiting for the Mandalorian season 2 tho (COMES OUT TOMORROW WOO)

• sweet, spicy, or savory: sweet and savory :)

• craving: chocolate frappe from McDonald’s

• coffee or tea: coffee, mochas specifically

I tag: @porrokin @acwlw @ego-crossing @beachcitybridge @animaucrossing and anyone else who wants to do it <3

[katiecomma]

Tag Game!

I was tagged by @tilliwriteapine - THANK YOU!!! THIS IS SO GREAT!!! And I had WAY too much fun learning about you!

1. What was the last movie you watched in theaters? Birds of Prey

2. What’s your favorite game to play? Magic the Gathering - I’ve been playing for about 20 years, and the last time I counted, we have about 50,000 cards or so.

3. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla for ice cream, but chocolate for cake.

4. What’s the last show you binge-watched? Star Trek DS9

5. Do you have any pets? Two chihuahua rescues - my little pupple boys Loki and Larry

6. What’s your favorite fairy tale? Gah! I don’t know if I could pick a favourite fairy tale... 

7. Who’s your favorite superhero? Nightwing is my boy. I love him too much.

8. Who’s you favorite Disney Princess? Ariel or Jasmine - hard tie - OH WAIT!!! SHURI’S A DISNEY PRINCESS TECHNICALLY ISN’T SHE?! Cause then: Shuri 110% no question. I love Shuri SOOO MUCH.

9. Where’s the first place you’re going to go after the social distancing is over? Out for lunch with my husband. Just a nice simple date with some good food I didn’t have to cook myself.

10. Cookies or Cake? CAKE

+ 10 questions

1. which show could you watch over and over? X-Files up to S7

2. favourite song lyric? Hooboy. What a super tough question! AH! “Cause when I’m with you, you’re the crescendo to that melody, that melody I love” from Everyday is a Holiday with You by Esthero

3. favourite season of your favourite tv show? X-Files - S6 - Come ON Arcadia, Bad Blood... EPIC SEASON.

4. what never fails to make you smile/happy? Chatting with my friends online - you know who you are! 

5. how are you doing with all that’s going on in the world (virus, having to do social distancing, etc)? Turns out this is kinda the way I live my life on a regular basis... all of my BEST friends are online friends... And I’m never more happy than when I’m snuggly in my office writing something. So... I’ve actually been pretty ok. I get frustrated with people who just won’t LISTEN... like the guys are work who were all talking about going out and getting tanked on St Patrick’s Day... I just wish people understood. But generally I’m ok.

6. we all love new music to listen to, name an artist that is underrated/you think people should check out? The Zolas - AAAAHHHH I LOVE THEM - Also repping Canadian content... but I love them SOOO much... they are my current favourite band, which is saying a lot considering they took the crown from the Foo Fighters. Just LISTEN to Escape Artist and tell me it doesn’t speak to your SOUL!!!

7. tv show or movie? TV Show - I love getting attached to the characters and following them through long term development.

8. favourite holiday? Christmas - there’s just something about the season... and this little bright light of happiness in the darkest of seasons.

9. a song that describes you? Honestly the song that makes me think MOST of my mental state and where I’m at right now.. is a song from my teen years: The Middle by Jimmy Eat World - whenever I hear that song I think he’s speaking directly to me EVERY TIME... and it wasn’t as meaningful when I was a teen, but it gets me now... every time.

10. describe your tumblr in three words? Fandom Dumpster Fire

+5 questions

1. What is your favorite hobby? Writing

2. What is your favorite book? Or/and a really good book you’ve read recently? The Raven Cycle by Maggie Stievfater has quickly climbed to the top of my extensive list of favourite books. I love the characters soo much, and her writing is just so lyrical and poetic and amazing. Specifically The Dream Thieves is my favourite book in the series... because it’s Ronan’s book... and I feel like that reckless, careless boy has a place in all of us.

3. What is your favorite Ship that will never happen (Or hasn’t happened yet)? DUDE!!! McDanno should have happened. 100% McDanno should be canon... the queerbaiting is OUT OF THIS WORLD insane... and I just.. can’t... Probably number 2 is Sterek... and the reason that one hurts so much is just because the actors fully endorsed it in that stupid TV Guide video... “Sterek all the way.”... and I just... that hurts.

4. If you could spend the day with any living celebrity, who would it be? Dave Grohl. I love him. And I think it would be a fucking BLAST to hang out with him.

5. The best worst movie you’ve ever seen. A movie that you know objectively is trash but you can’t help but really enjoy it. Centre Stage... I will watch that movie on repeat until the day I die. The acting in it is atrocious... the writing even worse... and yet... yet... 

Questions by @tilliwriteapine

1. If/when you read, do you prefer an eReader or an actual physical book? Physical book - I find with an ereader that there are too few words per page... and constantly flipping pages at the speed I read it.. distracting to me. That might sound like a weird reason... but it pulls me out of the story and I can’t stand for that.

2. Favorite movie? A River Runs Through It. I love it so much. We just rewatched it the other day and when... *gets choked up* Robert Redford delivered the last line at the end... I just... *gets more choked up* I cried my face off... tears streaming down my face... It is. SOOOO GOOOD.

3. What does a normal day look for you? Get up, walk dogs, go to work, daydream while doing my mundane job (that I actually really enjoy because I’m good at it and it makes me proud), come home and write, sleep and then wake up to do it all over again.

Three questions of my own devising... if you’ve been tagged by me, answer these ones too!!! And then add three of your own when you do yours. Plus tag ALL the people!

1. Have you ever watched a show and/or movie for ONE character? If yes, WHO?!

2. What is your ULTIMATE concert (musicians/bands from ANY period alive or dead)?

3. Book that you were forced to read in school that you hated the most.

I am tagging... Hmmmm @frozenmemories1987 @orianess @lavendersblues @thethistlegirl @deltajackdalton @bgharison @bands-space-and-monsters-oh-my @two-of-swords-621 @12percentplan @mutatedsilverunicorn

[teamsarawatshusband]

Tagged by @heartmade--fullmetal (thank you so much 💕 )

3 Ships: Ramking (omg, the LOVE), Sarawattine, Bellarke (actually yes, always has been, always will be my endgame),

Last Song: Mercedes Benz by Janis Joplin

Last Movie: 13th (Docu on Netflix, but also available for free on Youtube)

Currently Reading: Space: the Gap between us (on wattpad 😉 )

Currently Consuming: Thai Iced Tea (omg, it’s soooo goood)

Food I’m craving right now: I just ate, so nothing. Or... maybe chocolate, lol.

Tag people you want to get to know better or want to catch up with: @talaysbaby

[copper-trees]

feb 14 2020

goood morning! I have a somewhat free day today which is great because I am EXHAUSTED (after doing absolutely nothing this week lol). also happy valentine’s day! I received a book and some chocolates which is lovely :))

This morning I made some pancakes (somewhat unsuccessfully lol). (banana, chia, egg, oats, bisquick, strawberries). if you have never put tahini on your pancakes PLEASE do it you will not regret it. 

The plan for today is try to do some yoga, clean/ laundry, maybe swim or run (???), journal, bake something (we have 10000 bags of frozen pumpkin), and maybe do some studying! I just learned I’m covering someone’s shift at work for the majority of the afternoon/ evening soooo I have less time than I thought but that’s okay.

I was going to go to a yoga class with a friend but she can’t buttt that’s exciting and we may do it soon!

mental health wise I am .... tired and sad still but I’m finding that I get some occasional bursts of motivation! plus my job always makes me happy so that will help a lot. ooh I’ve gotta find something festive to wear

[eris-the-phantom-thief]

Tagged by @spiritedwomen

“So I was tagged to do a fall meme....”

1. go apple picking vs. go on a hayride

“Apples are yummy, especially a good honey crisp apple....”

🍎🍏

2. scary vs. sweet

“Why would you make me choose?!”

3. sweaters vs. boots

“I wear both all the time....”

4. socks vs. mittens

“Again I wear both often....but mittens are more of a winter thing here in Port Azul...”

5. bonfires vs. football

“I haven’t been to a bonfire, but I thinks it’s similar to a campfire, as for football...ugh I’ve been hit in the face with those too often...their the reason I switched to contacts..”

6. trick-or-treating vs. watch scary movies

“I’m a bit too old for trick or treating, and scary movies aren’t really my thing...I prefer just reading creepy stories or telling Yukari some scary stories.”

9. bake pie vs. bake cookies

“COOKIES.”

10. rain vs. fog

“Um....I guess rain because then the plants get a nice drink.”

11. black cats vs. owls

“kitties....always kitties...now I wanna go pet my kitty...”

🐈

12. ghosts vs. wizards

👻

“Ghosts because they make good prank material.

13. harry potter vs. halloweentown

“Expecto Patronum!” *conjures a raccoon*

14. go hiking vs. sleep in

A cool morning is always wonderful to sleep in...

15. cinnamon vs. nutmeg

“Cinnamon goes better in pie with butterscotch.”

16. reading vs. writing

“I like both, but I like flexing my creative muscles.”

17. hot chocolate vs. tea

“Unless it’s decaf I can’t have tea...my body can’t handle caffeine.”

18. live in a cabin in a forest vs. have it be fall 24/7

19. candy apples vs. caramel apples

“You can’t go wrong with caramel :3”

🍎🍏

20. blankets vs. pillows

“Blankets I can roll up in them...besides pillows make me wish I could snuggle with....shi-er nothing!”

21. roasted marshmallows vs. roasted chestnuts

“I can’t eat nuts, I’m nut intolerant.”

22. coffee vs. apple cider

“Ew...I hate coffee and as I said even if I liked it I couldn’t have it. Apple cider is yummier.”

🍺🍾

23. red leaves vs. orange leaves

“You can’t go wrong with red!”

24. braids vs. bows

“My hair when I go to bed should be a good indicator of my preference, it makes it easier to brush in the morning.”

25. scented candles vs. the smell of fresh baked goods

“Baking....so yummy....”

27. pumpkin spice lattes vs. chai tea lattes

“....what did I just say about the coffee....”

28. coats vs. oversized sweaters

“I wear them all the time.”

29. beanies vs. berets

“They’re so warm like he is.....”

30. candy corn vs. peanut butter cups

“I hate both of those....but I’ll pick candy corn because it won’t make me puke...”

32. jump in a pile of leaves vs. swing on a tire

“Why are you so mean to me and making me only choose one?”

33. corn maze vs. haunted house

“Going through a haunted house with him....oh god that’d be either amazing or terrible...more likely the latter...”

34. bob for apples vs. visit a pumpkin patch

“Some of those bad boys get so big I could sit on them!”

35. whipped cream on hot chocolate vs. marshmallows on hot chocolate

“You also can put some sweetened condensed milk and it tastes SOOOO GOOOD!”

I tag @deathboundinautumn @bloodsplatteredmoon @electricea @drop0ut-club (Junpei) @frogsukehanamura @braveblacle @lightningfistsandwitsofsteel @axesona (Shinji.)

Oh and I tag @spiritedwomen to do one as Mitsuru :3

[luminoustico]

doooo you have any ficrecs???? you have such AMAZING taste and write SOOOO GOOOD and i've hitten a dry spell tbh. haven't really found anything i like lately, and that's made me go 'daaaamn'. please, you're my only hope.

Thank you so much, Nonny!

I’ll admit, recently I’ve hit a bit of a dry spell myself in terms of reading fanfic, only hitting up AO3 occasionally in between everything else.

First up, a quick warning: not all of these are Sherlolly, but they’re here because they are among the fics that I’ve read recently which have made me go full-on Bill and Ted style ‘woah’. That, or they've made me smile, laugh and feel good things -- which, in our current world, is very much needed.

Call forth Eurydice, by @miabicicletta  

Once upon a time, began the tales of princesses and knights, of witches and demons. Brave hope in lost quests, and true love conquers all. What foolishness they professed. What ignorance they clung to.

My Conflict Kills, by @introspectivenavelgazer  

Why he picked her, Sally would never understand, but it was nice. She knew he wanted someone honorable on his side, and he had slowly seduced her over to him. Being a smart man, he was also careful not to discuss his work nor ask her about hers. They were in a bubble -- a carefully tended sanctuary that would eventually pay off for the both of them.

The Shadow of Death, by @the-reylo-void  

He is Death's instrument, unrepentant and unyielding. But her flame burns so bright...

(Yep, I'm including Star Wars recs among the Sherlock recs, which will includes Reylo. Understand, I know that Reylo is a controversial ship, so I don’t expect you to read all these recs.)

Closer Than You Think, by @kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips 

One night when she felt particularly sorry for herself, Rey signed up on the dating service, figuring somewhere in the galaxy there was someone who wouldn’t find her repulsive. Or terrifying. Or whatever was wrong with her.This, then, must be the universe laughing at her.

Somewhere It Hides a Well, by @kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips

Luke Skywalker has always been a wanderer. Good thing he's always had a guardian.

It's Never Twins, by @thewinterspy  

There was a monster under Brea's bed.

Porgs, by @tehanufromearthsea  

Porgs think of Luke Skywalker as the eccentric but harmless giant who lives on their island. Life on Ahch-To can be pretty dull, so at least Luke gives the Porgs something to watch.

Then another of his kind arrives, with her friends, and life on Ahch-To gets a lot more entertaining for the porgs.

Then comes the invader...

It's Quiet Uptown, by @cosetteskywalker  

He wants nothing more than a presence, something near him, that could convince him he isn't just in a void... but the only person he can reach is someone who wants nothing to do with him.

A Thousand Teeth and Yours Among Them, by @kylo-wouldnt-like-those-chips  

Rey and Kylo Ren have met in battle countless times. But this time is different.

Overnight Sensation, by @greyjedireylo  

Kylo Ren, swimming legend, media darling, known asshole, is chasing his grandfather's medal record in his fourth Olympics.

Rey Niima, nineteen-year-old nobody, proud new owner of two gold medals, is breaking records and grabbing the attention of the world in her first Olympics. The attention that's not riveted on Kylo Ren, that is.

Or, the media dubs Rey 'the female Kylo Ren' and Rey's had enough.

On Beds of Asphodel, by ambiguously

Rey and Kylo are exposed to sex pollen, then they fuck like space bunnies.

And I'm gonna be selfish for a moment and rec some of my personal favourites of the stories I've written:

The Hunter & The Game

Molly Hooper's sister Emily works as a secretary. When asked to run an errand for her sister one winter night, Molly becomes entangled in a web. And Sherlock Holmes is the spider who very much would like to catch her.

A Worthy King

Recently made King after a lengthy war, and seeking an alliance with enemies still licking old wounds, Kylo Ren seeks a bride. For his choice, he decides upon Lady Rey Kenobi.

Yub Nub, and a Celebration Song (otherwise known as 'I went to Endor for a battle and all I got was married to my enemy')

It starts with a forest moon, a destined clash between Kenobi and Skywalker, and some Very Determined Ewoks.

Cherry Print

Recuperating from a particularly difficult case at Molly Hooper’s flat, Sherlock discovers an old cherry print bra underneath her bed. Things snowball from there.

Biscuits and Biryani 

In which Molly Hooper shares tea and chocolate-covered shortbread with her former master, Death and he worries about her cat's weight. 

I hope all of that helps unstick you from your dry spell, Nonny!

[djemjacob-blog]

MAY 2017 FAVOURITES 💜

The month of June is finally here and I can already smell the school spirit! I’m a bit excited and anxious about it because that means you’ll be super busy with school stuff AGAIN, you’ll be cramming AGAIN, more sleepless nights because you need to review and of course new people to meet. But before school officially starts, let me tell you guys my MAY 2017 FAVOURITES!

Although I don’t have much favourites this May, because you know, I’m just stuck here at home, trying and reviewing tons of products (which I really enjoy). I managed to sort things that I did use a couple of times this past month, so I have found out that these things really made my birth month complete.

1.) COCOA LOCKS

So if you’ve been watching my stories on Instagram, you already know this one. I’ve been drinking this for a couple of days now, and I’m really excited to see the results! I’ll be doing a review of this chocolate drink after I finish the 28-day program, so look out for that! This has been part of my daily routine in May, I drink this in the evening after or before I do my skin care routine. It’s my fave because who could have thought that growing your hair can be this tasty!

2.) SNOW SKINCARE ABSOLUTE AURA WHITE FACIAL CLEANSER WITH TRIPLE GOLD EXTRACTS

Since I got this facial cleanser, my zits easily dries up, and my face became smoother! Yes guys, this one is incredible! I love this because, just look at the packaging guys, very classy and of course I loved it because of its effectiveness.

3.) SNOW SKINCARE AURA WHITENING BOOSTER MASK

OMG, THIS MASK IS SOOOO GOOOD! It’s actually my favourite mask, so far. It’s fun applying onto your face because your face will turn gold, literally! And the effects makes me so speechless! What I also love about it is you don’t need to rinse it off right away. You’ll just rinse it the next morning, so less hassle.

4 – 5.) PANTENE SUMMER RESCUE SHAMPOO & PANTENE 3-MINUTE MIRACLE SUMMER RESCUE CONDITIONER

My hair essentials this summer! This limited edition duo of Pantene is the bomb! Because the sun is too harsh last May, these helped a lot to protect my hair and make it even softer and shinier! I’m no kidding guys! Especially the conditioner? I love it so much! It’s indeed a miracle!

6.) KOSEI ADVANCED WHITENING SOAP

Because I didn’t have the time to go to the beach and have that tan lines, I wasted my time on making my skin fairer. I tried so many bleaching soaps, but this one is the best so far. It’s not that harsh on the skin and lasted a long time.

7.) THE HAPPY ORGANICS ALL-NATURAL MY FAIR LADY CREAMY BODY SCRUB

This scrub is really creamy! Even after I rinsed my body, my skin is still so moisturized! And it’s really true to its claim! You can instantly see the difference even with just one use. And of course, the best part is that it’s organic!

8.) KKO:T ESSENCE LIP TINT BALM

I’m still mesmerized with this balm! Just look at how lovely it is! I don’t even wanna use it! It’s my favourite last May because when I’m in a hurry (always), I just need to put this balm on, and I’m good to go!

9 - 10.) SIGMA SPA EXPRESS BRUSH CLEANING MAT & SIGMAGIC BRUSHAMPOO

These two are the best cleaning essentials you ever need in cleaning your precious brushes! I’m gonna say it’s the perfect combo. Look at the mat, it has different textures that will really help you save time. Plus the shampoo, all I can say is that it’s magic! It cleans really well, and it’s all natural!

11.) BEST OF SIGMA BRUSH SET

THE BEST INDEED! We all know that Sigma is best known with its brushes because of its durability and top of the line quality. 

I thank heavens for making this brush set because not only you’ll save money by buying this set (Its $129 when bought separately, but you can get this for only $92!), and it already comes with the seven brushes you basically need.

And yaaas! That’s all for my MAY 2017 FAVOURITES list. Hope this helps, especially to those who want to try those products mentioned.

Here are the links where you can buy those products:

Cocoa Locks (Use my code “DJEM20” to get 20% OFF) – www.cocoalocks.com

Snow Skincare products – Cheska’s Online Store

Kosei Advanced Whitening soap – @koseiskincare

The Happy Organics products – @thehappyorganics_laguna

KKO:T Essence Lip Tint Balm – @beautynstyleseoul

Sigma products – www.sigmabeauty.com

 What’s your May story?

[saysammydandy]

Hey! For the asks, 3,4,5 and 11!! ❤

Hey! Thank you for asking

3. does your country have access to sea?

Yes! Brazil has a lot of beaches, can’t say I know all of them but yes!

4. favourite dish specific for your country?

That’s a harder question… Brazil is a very meat-centric country and I am vegetarian so yeah some famous dishes would not be my choice. Hmm… I guess tapioca which is made to be like a pancake, only here they put either sweet or savory toppings on it. Brigadeiro is also really good, which is basically chocolate truffles. Made from condensed milk and cocoa powder cooked down to make sweet balls of gooeyness. Or perhaps!! Mouse de maracujá!! Okay this one for sure is my favorite. It’s passion fruit mousse, soooo goood. :���) Sweets will always be a first choice for me. 

5. favourite song in your native language?

I can’t say I have a favorite, it depends on the mood. What comes to mind is songs from Mallu Magalhães, some of them being Sambinha Bom (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU7TwSaEx2Y) and Você Não Presta (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrh6zd5c0OY). This singer goes for a more vintage, classic style of Brazilian music. My favorite type of Brazilian music to be honest, bossa-nova and samba vibes haha Not many Brazilians will say its their favorite genre since they’ve heard it too much.

11. favourite native writer/poet?

Damn. I feel like this question is better suited to one of my avid book and poetry lover friends. I do like to read but admittedly most of my favorite authors/poets are english speakers. 

Thanks for asking, this was fun :)

[ashleyackendall-blog]

Banana Oat Muffins! 🍌🍌🍌 Had some bananas left over so I made these! Soooo goood!! They are quick and easy to make. You don’t need to drag your electric mixer out of the cabinet for this recipe. You just need a big bowl, a whisk, and a good masher—like what you’d use to smash your potatoes. Making the batter is quick, and 18 minutes in the oven is all it takes to have piping hot muffins on your table. They are minimally processed. Forget your highly processed pantry items! No need for white sugar, brown sugar, white flour or flour of any kind. These muffins are sweetened with just bananas. They make use of old brown bananas. I can’t handle seeing old brown bananas on my counter top, and there are only so many brown bananas that I can save in my freezer for smoothies. I love that this recipe makes great use of bananas that are no longer edible. They are gluten-free. This recipe is gluten-free, so it’s perfect to share with all of your friends. These days, we all know somebody with allergies, so it’s nice to have a few recipes for baked goods that work for everyone. If you have a gluten allergy/sensitivity, please make sure you are using gluten-free baking powder. Your oats should also be labeled as “gluten-free”. Although oats do not naturally contain gluten, they could have traces of gluten if the oats have been grown next to a wheat field or processed in mill that also processes wheat. They are guilt-free. All natural ingredients and no added sugar or flour? I would definitely say that this qualifies as a guilt-free recipe. And, they are kid-approved. Penelope will actually eat these muffins. I usually sprinkle a few mini chocolate chips on the top of a few of the muffin tins before baking. It adds a little sweetness and feels like more of a treat. Feel free to add your own toppings like blueberries or coconut! Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Ingredients: 2 ½ cups old fashioned oats 2 eggs 3 brown bananas, mashed 1 ½ teaspoons

[travelforone-blog]

Slagelse

#ckringenisforthechildren

Date Location Discipline, club Result 2017-04-01 Slagelse, Denmark Landevej, CK Ringen 21/28 and about 15 dropped

Pre pre race

Waw, it's been a while since cross ... I went to Tenerife after last cross race, you know, because everyone has to go to Canary islands to cycle, right? RIGHT? Fuck that shit, one night we got so drunk we lost a friend, he never made it home, we assumed he was dead ... I guess that's what happens if 5 shots cost 5 EUR AND you get a bottle of shit champaigne on the top ... #carbloading? So ... experiencd looking for a corpse with a massive hangover in weird piss smelling corridors under bars in party alleys. He was ok, he went to an afterparty with Norwegians. Fucking Norwegians ... Never planned to touch a bike that week, would probably punch it after .... also, beer costed 1 EUR. Ah yes, I was pretty fed up with bikes by that point, I counted 15 cross races and 13 road races from last season ... I should probably write a retrospective post ... By the looks of it I spend ... 28 days racing and ... at least twice that amount training, AT LEAST ... so ... FML ... wait, I have no life ... UGHHHH Come January I hooked up with a coach and this new super system called xert which has numbers and graphs and these projected values and shit and I started training again ... Indoors, in front of a fan ... soooo muuuuuch fun I like having a coach, I lack the discipline to be my own coach ... Ola, you the MAN! So January, February, Marchuary was a combination of 3 - 5 - 5 - 1, XSS here, XSS there ... What this means is: 3-5x hard session per week, rest, contemplate dying, train, rest, can one die from exhaustion, train, hate life, train, hate bike, train, recover, cook, eat, cook, eat, eat, WHERE IS MY CHOCOLATE??? Let's buy some chips ... I will totally start eating healthy when the season starts ... repeat Nothing new ... So I spend ... way more than 30 hours training in jan, feb and march ... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ In the meantime we shot a promo video for a company to earn some money for the kids in the club. See screen grab above ... we had fun ... At some point I get a VO2max and lactate threshold test, best numbers ever. I was in a shit mood tho, work got in the way that day, it got in my head, IN MY HEAD ... But then I also started riding outside, like ... well, - 130km with my cross bike in rain with dry chain lube (now THAT was funny) - 120km and 100km with my road bike - 1x lågtempo intervallen with klubben - 1x shitty attempt at solo intervals that resulted in my knee hurting and me feeling like shit for 2 days Ah yes, my knee started hurting on my bike, I guess the saddle went to shit ... Get paycheck, buy licenses (plural, this shit is real yo!), sign up for Slagelse, let the tension rise ... Shave legs, best 2 hours of the week ... Contemplate cutting hair, but after a comment from Glenn: 'Dude, I am losing mine, so you are definitelly keeping yours, I encourage long hair' I decide to keep it ... Stop by Musette and SLAM THAT STEM (thanks guys, you're the best) Avoid alcohol whole week, yeah right, stress at work, meet deadlines, amazing, have 2 beers on Thursday, friday night ... well, I had a hof after 3 alkoholfree beers, let's leave it at that ... Wait, are we doing the whole alcohol thing again this year? FUCK ...

Pre-race

Play this and read on ...

Yodh by מזמור

Samling klubben kl. 8, ahhh, the little perks of racing in C Jonte shows up all wet, got cought by rain cycling form Lund #hardcore We take a trashcan full of cans and a bag of cement out of the van and off we go, TO DENMARK! Arrive at location, wait in line to pickup numbers, Jonte is shaking because he's cold, I take my jacket and cover him His parents observing: Aaaaawwwwwww, rigtig bra vannër ... situation almost gets emotional for a second Observe some TreBerg pros just chillin on their expensive bikes, observe some other pros chill on some other expensive bikes ... fuck me I am poor .... ehhhh Marcus is coming by in D so we go and watch, the mandatory D break passes, mhm, he did not make it ... peloton comes by, he's in there HEJA MARCUS KÖR HARD ... Me and Jonte: he looks tired ... yes, he does, he was sick whole week ... how was his training this winter? ... Well, not so good ... ah, he's a student, right, so just partying and shit, girls, booze? ... Haha, no, does not drink or party at all ... WTF? ... Yeah, he just plays videogames ... Ehhhhhh Get to van, grab bike, try to register, system says I am a Junior, some dudes laugh at that, me too, hahahaha det ikke dig? neeej, det var ikke mig ... HAHAHA ... fuck me I'm old ... Eventually, things get sorted out ... Notice the registration trailer is made by Adria, #ifeelslovenia Also notice the bed inside has a sticker that says: MAX 70kg ... well, that's kinda pointless ... Warmup, lineup for start, observe Jonte has no arm warmers ... take off arm warmers ... observe Jonte has no gloves ... take off gloves ... Jonte's dad: wanna take off the shirt too? Nah, forgot to shave chest ... Observe a random Swedish cyclist from ... Jönköpings Cykelklubb ... Observe the Sagan look and the lack of interest in marshall talking ... All photos by: Tim R. Larsen

Plan

Plan before today: exchange in chasing down attacks, stay in front, don't attack unless it gets really booring Plan today: Jonte - I'm just gonna chill for the first 2 laps, me: DEATH BEFORE DNF, AARGGGHHHHHH, you're kidding Jonte, right?

Race

We start, I stay up front, good job Miha There is this huge ABC dude who is like all over the place, looking back, talking loud ... jerk, I hope you get dropped After first couple of rolling hills we enter into a big road and KANTVIND YES, I WAITED ALL FUCKING WINTER FOR THIS BRING IT OOOONN!!!!1! booom, attack, couple of riders go, I am in front of peloton, normal pace, waiting for Jonte to launch behind ... nope Pace picks up, I wait ... nope EVERYONE SPRINTING FUUUUUUUCK Chase, chase, chase ... ok, we're goood, contact regained Right turn, again, pace picks up, as we hit the first smaller climb attack, uphill, kantvid Left turn, kantvind, downhill, attacks keep coming, we're chasing, I am chasing for my fucking life here ... Jonte? Nope ... Random Swedish dude goes, for like 2 seconds ... Big road, kantvind, new break of 3 is like 15s ahead, I lead the pack, try to chase ... I tire myself out chasing and then everyone starts springintg again AGAIN ARE YOU KIDDING ME???? ... well, it was painful but I got back in pack, in the back Oh, there's Jonte ... (later, the xert graphs show it was like really painful, like, lines were crossing and shit ... amazing) Final climb - kantvind, attack again UUUGHHH Start-finish straight, kantvind, attacks again ... Lap 1 done Internal evaluation of the situation: This is gonna hurt ... Lap 2 mellows down a bit, but it's still fucking crazy in kantvind Big road, we're all over the place, avoind oncoming traffic by like 2cm just to have that wheel RANDOM RANT: Hey douchebag driver, I wonder if you would be so fucking brave enforcing your right of way against an oncoming truck in your lane. Or a tank. Or a plane ... Yeah?!? ... I thought so ... fucking arrogant cunt, fuck you ... I mean there is this downhill section with kantvind, we're going all out, really ALL OUT just to keep the wheel of the guy in front ... Insane ... Jettison an empty bottle just after the finishline #feelingpro Lap 2 done Notice Random Swedish dude is dropped, so is large ABC loudmouth ... haha Internal reevaluation of the situation: Well, actually, this is manageable ... ASS CRAMP FML At some point there is an attack and Jonte joins GO JONTE ... but we all accelerate, so they're caught Lap 3 is fun, we actually form a chasing group up front, we're 5-6 cyclist chasing a group of 3 that made it at some point I even shout a bit since people stop working after a right turn Mmmm, shouting at people ... By the end of lap 3 just before the climb noone wants to really pull, so ... little break, we're looking at eachother ... NOTE: last climb is a small road, so it's important how one is positioned, so about 2km to that intersection all hell breaks loose when people want to get into right position There we are, just looking at eachother ... and BOOOM, people start going, all over the place, chasing here, there ... I do a bit of too much effort, shoft to the wrong side in the wind ... Try to catch a wheel but everyone is zooming by, no gaps, no nothing 20 like riders pass me FUUUUUCK Chasing, chasing, chasing ... ok, contact Last climb, finish straight fast pace ... I'm dead ... I definitelly burned my last match there Internal reevaFUCK THIS SHIT, FUCKING WIN IT OR DIE Death metal song plays in head ... Last lap Plan - keep things under control, stay up front, whatever happens, stay up front ... It hurts, but I stay up front I slide back a bit on the big open road and BAM, CRASH, BIKES FLYING AND THERE IS A RED TREK COMING MY WAY IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OK, AVOIDED Aftermath ... chase, chase, chase ... Internal thought: Maybe the DIE methafor was too much? Close every gap, EVERY FUCKING GAP Enter last climb, good position, all good, let's see if we can get the final attack in LEG CRAMPS I guess not ... Ease the pace, nicely get to the finish with another dropped dude

Post race

Get to the van, change, barely walk Buy a chocolate milk, cake and water with money I won at a cross race #feelingpro Look for bottle in grass, no bottle, it's gone ... Get in van, get home Foam roll, eat, have 2 beers, watch a documentary titled 'The Swedish theory of love', sleep

These help me do what I love, go pay them a visit: Musette 184 RACEDAY