#ALSO SOLAS FUCK YOU
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it's so over for me
I was supposed to go with Rook being young lady Evelyn but I have to kiss grandpa first 😔😔😔and young lady Evelyn would prob prefer Neve 😔
This will be my BG3-like era, I'll spend all my free time on it and won't know what is sleep anymore (tho the game will drop during my internship so actually I want to scream)
#dagyne_rambles#dragon age the veilguard#EMMRICH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ALREADY??#and I had you for only a day???#oh god#ALSO SOLAS FUCK YOU#BIOWARE I'M IN YOUR WALLS TOO#the gameplay showcase drove me insane sorry
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Have never seen just the full dialogue tree for the Trespasser conversation with Solas posted and I think we need it. This is the Bible to me. Every single line of this is fucking crazy no matter what. ily Trick Weekes you are truly unhinged
(Not the greatest quality but still readable)
Edit: thank you to whoever linked the original, I had only found it as an image somewhere else so I wasn’t sure who to credit🖤
#anyway tag your unhinged fave mine is definitely the Lavellan option to tell him he’s not actually sorry. drag his ass Lavellan#also ‘and so he did’ is fucking crazy what the hell girl how did you come up with that so fast#dragon age inquisition#dragon age trespasser#solas dragon age#solavellan hell#solavellan
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Breaking my "Social media isolation because I'm terrified of big DATV spoilers" in order to post these pics I took with photo mode because look at him. Look at this wolf. He's so broad and pretty I think I might die
#like!!! what the fuck!!! the armor!! the shoulders!!!#i am not immune to a pretty man in uniform#also the nose and the eyes and the ears i'm biting at the leg of the table like a rabid racoon#solas#the dread wolf#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#datv spoilers#datv#veilguard spoilers#ma vhenan#look at this#putting this in your tag so you suffer with me
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you hate solas x mythal because you think solas shouldn't have had any previous relationships in thousands of years of his life
i hate solas x mythal because it's yet another exhausting love triangle where the slaver and abuser gets a funky reincarnation and the victim gets blamed for absolutely everything and put into magical prison forever..........
we are not the same
#and it's not even 100% clear what they even WERE#the further we go the less and less i respect week's “~it's up to your interpretations~”#solas#mythal#solavellan#dragon age#dav#grow a fucking spine dude#you WILL inevitably piss off at least one part of the fandom by making mythal either solas's lover or mother figure (jesus this is cursed)#as it probably would've been when confirming him either have sex with lavellan or being ace#but now you're just pissing everyone off by inability to commit to your own shit#actually DA has one of the most obnoxious love triangles I've ever seen lol#Also (imho) it would've been much more interesting to make Elgar'nan and Mythal actually y'know#LOVE each other despite still being toxic and unhealthy and maybe even codependent#like not every meaningful relationship in people's lives just HAS to be romantic weeks#Mansplain-Manipulate-Malewife Elgar'nan 🤝 Gaslight-Gatekeep-Girlboss Mythal#I have spoken#bioware critical#i guess
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i was gonna be nice about it but now im not. like yo WHAT is some ppls fucking problem? I post a pic of a wip mod where I'm trying to make solas freckles closer to his dai complexion and apparently this is an issue for you?? Me coloring and drawing solas in my corner pisses you off? lol lmfao even.
like god can u imagine if i went around commenting on ppl's art going "ok but they look better in the source material" and encouraged fucking assholes to comment making fun of it?
what would that make me? hmm?
#the answer is a fucking asshole btw#also the WAY the freckles are actually very subtle and no one wouldve fucking known i was using a mod if i hadn't said something lmao#like the grime was removed so i could see in that lighting if i needed to tone it up/down more (and i did decrease opacity again) bc WIP#but like trust me. in game it's barely noticeable unless you are like me and stare at solas' face nonstop#and were missing those couple freckles on his nose bridge and under his eyes etc#im getting mad again bc this persons fucking qt exposed my post to dickwads that follow them who think its cool to insult ppl for drawing
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yall why the hell have I never seen anyone talking about im your man by mitski and solavellan. please tell me ive just missed it because
#HOW IN MY 10 YEARS IN THIS FANDOM HAVE I NEVER SEEN A GIFSET WITH THESE LYRICS????#LIKE CMON#CMONNNNN#YOU BELIEVE ME LIKE A GOD I BETRAY YOU LIKE I AM#BE SO FUCKING FR#im also ashamed I didn’t think of this until right now but#now I will need to write a fic based on these lyrics#solas#da:v#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#solas dragon age#solavellan
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felassan really showed up in the solas memories like 'can't haunt the narrative if you ain't cute and intensely loveable' didn't he
#the fact that the dread wolf had a hotter more charming friend with better social skills next to him the whole time being lost to history...#a travesty. this is much funnier both for solas and for everything else going on#he's a nerd with an emotional support hotboi to do most of the interpersonal stuff and then he either killed him#or did something equally dumb and unforgivable to him. solas he's 70% of your impulse control what the fuck are you doing#you are so bad at talking to people if nothing else you need him so your personality won't alienate everyone you try to ally with#(deeply affectionate for the record solas is being sooooooo. himself in this game and it's infuriating but also inadvisably I love him)#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#felassan
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I just. Love the "let's get this man into therapy" squad.
#solas we are all here because we love you and we are concerned#we have all brought letters we'd like to read#inez's starts with “bro what the fuck” sorry about that we couldn’t get her to change it#datv spoilers#da:v spoilers#da4 spoilers#veilguard spoilers#inez mercar#ellana lavellan#also ellana and inez united in their shortness lmao
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Inquisitor: "Is there any way Solas can be reasoned with?"
Me after Solas has killed Varric, used blood magic on me, trapped me in the fade, created the blight, made the titans tranquil/fucked with the dwarves, started the chain of events that led to Southern Thedas being destroyed, and stealing all my good gear from Inquisition:
#this is also dorian too lmao#seriously though - i regretted ever choosing the option to save him#after everything that happened my inquisitor would be down to crack the egg#i really liked Solas as a character before Veilguard - he was so interesting!#I thought we might be able to change his mind - which was implied in trespasser?!#“You're real and it means everyone could be real. It changes everything but it can't.” Cole about Lavellen#the retcon of mythal clawing her way through the ages for a reckoning changed to being sad about solas and the elves#yes mythal fucked with him boo hoo#meredith/loghain were also majorly fucked up from their pasts but we don't excuse their actions because of it#“It WAs thE exEcuTOrs” oh fuck off#what a wild choice to bring back mythal and have her 'pardon' him after all that shit#bitch you owe her nothing#made him a villain and removed role playing options because they knew the game would be over if someone applied critical thinking#theme of the game is 'regret' - damn straight I regret ever playing this game lmao#datv critical#bioware critical#dragon age the veilguard#datv spoilers
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sorry i WILL shut up about this (and start posting abt my new hawkes) but seeing "can you guys take a breath" and "decisions from 10+ years ago in southern thedas will not affect the current timeline set in north thedas" from specific blogs is genuinely wild. as if we don't literally live in a world where we are STILL just starting to face consequences to actions taken 10+ years ago, and as if US politics 10+ years ago did not have anyyyyy global ramifications for anyone outside of the US even 10+ years later. like. rivain, antiva, nevarra are all IN southern thedas wdym??? im half tempted to start actually listing out all of the things our decisions could have feasibly impacted 10 years later but seeing this take from blogs that genuinely still discuss the impact of the exalted marches on thedas hundreds of years later is WILDDDDDD
#dw guys every time we criticise this game's decisions there will be a sol/avellan there to defend it from the awful evil haters#BAFFLING. genuinely baffling.#da4 critical#fandom critical#i say this AS SOMEONE porting sol/avellan into da4 bc idk if u know. but this behav is annoying as fuck.#and you're also assuming that the canonical world state they're flattening everything into is going to be one everyone wants/agrees with.#even if it is somehow supportive of mages and supportive of elves or whatever else and southern thedas' problems magically all disappear#within 10 yrs and southern thedas is now a utopia. that's still not necessarily the background everyone WANTS to be bringing into veilguard#maybe some of us want to bring in a crapsack world that's still fucking worth saving!!!#i think there's some incredibly stupid levels of bitching abt da4. ive seen it and i think it's genuinely brainless whinging#but i feel like ''hey they're like scrapping our entire worldstate decisions for the next game'' is not one of them.#YOU DON'T EVEN BRING IN WHETHER OR NOT YOU HAD HIGH OR LOW APPROVAL WITH SOLAS.#you can hate him and still want to help him. you can like him and your chara still would kill to stop him#why are you guys so quick to throw dissatisfied fans under the bus to defend *bioware*#i promise bioware will not be paying you money for this.
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solas stans are so crazy to me. the man shows up in ur life, uses you as a tool in his plot to execute a plan that — by his own admission! — will result in the vast majority of living beings and entire RACES of people dead, MAYBE comes to respect you but not enough to back out of or reconsider the genocide plans, perhaps DATES YOU under these false pretenses, then abandons you entirely
he thinks people like dwarves and qunari and hell anyone who isnt an elf mage are not people. he calls all qunari savages not based on their religion or culture but their phrenology. he rejects the entire idea of growth or change
like i LIKE solas hes a really cool character i cant wait to see what happens with him i think solavellan shippers are awesome etc etc. but TO PRETEND HE IS SOME NOBLE HERO WHO'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG and no one is allowed to dislike him or talk about him as an antagonist is DERANGED. YOU ARE DERANGED !!!
#he gets pissed at you if you let his friend transition SDGKLHFHKDGFHFKS#solas critical#calling people who dont like solas or think hes a bad person ABLEIST is so fucking crazy#nonsense.#this isnt character hate btw i would find him much less compelling if he WAS the noble hero these ppl pretend he is#whats FUN about solas is that u can understand why he is this why while he also by any obective measure a bad manipulative person
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i fucking love solas at halamshiral. audibly drunk. incredibly sexy. completely fucking useless. i love him so much.
edit: oh! something just occurred to me. remember how, after halamshiral, you can ask solas when he was ever at a ball and he actually disapproves? i still think the explanation that you caught him out and he doesn't want to lie is the real explanation + much funnier, but it's possible he disagrees because he may have already answered that question here. idk, maybe he's like 'i already lied to you about this once why are you asking again' ¯_(ツ)_/¯
#solas#solavellan#'do you have any interest in dancing?' 'a great deal!'#all of this is so fucking funny and good#worth noting that sera is also fucking living at the winter palace#forgot to get her video but she is having a fantastic time#solas really is sera +3000 years#this should be in 1080p but tumblr makes its own decisions vis a vis resolution sorry
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I am still debating on whether to swoon helplessly or make a "He looks like the Knife Cat Meme" joke when looking at these pictures I took. When in doubt I will do both
#what i actually want to say would get me arrested i fear#i am not a very strong man#the freckles are driving me INSANE. straight up insane#what the fuck....... lord have mercy#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#datv#datv spoilers#solas#solas dragon age#fen'harel#dread wolf#solas dread wolf#also#ma vhenan#i just sent these to you but also consider this: i love you#and if i gotta suffer you gotta suffer with me
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✧ Ashvhalla Lavellan ✧
You know that Clan Lavellan has little by way of gold, but I gave the messengers some of our healing herbs, as Sylaise blessed us with abundance in our recent foraging. [...] — Keeper Istimaethoriel Lavellan
#dragon age#dragon age: inquisition#da:i#daedit#daedits#lavellan#the inquisitor#my ocs#ashvhalla#mygifs#da ocs#very quick very simple set of my newest girlie !#she's gonna be who i play when i need a break from katallis's playthrough kjsdfhsh#she's a two handed warrior who's gonna take the champion spec#and she's jacked as fuck but the game wont let her BE jacked as fuck#so i have to hide her scrawnyness with the avvar armor for now#also she's gonna be my solas kisser cos of that comment about the inquisitor's muscles you can have with him jkhdkfhjKLJL;SH#god i wanna draw her but i know sylaise's vallaslin is going to Kill Me
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when your boss gets Really into the zone when painting and you have to make sure he doesn't get himself assassinated
aka arlathan au, kubide (or halani, in this verse), being the most tired-while-pining bodyguard in all of arlathan
he's pining right back ofc
(kubide belongs to @wanderingnork, and though it doesn't follow any prompt, an entry for @equalopportunitysolas week)
#they're of course Pining At Max Capacity but OH they Can't Possibly act on it#……until saar shows up like the kool-aid man bursting through the wall like 'hi i'd like to kiss both of you'#equal opportunity solas week#dragon age#soladaar#solas#inquisitor x solas#just bc that's my catchall#arlathan au#dragon age inquisition#da:i#adaar#kubide adaar#cw blood#fanart#art tag#ALSO LETS JUST PRETEND I DIDN'T FORGET HIS HAIR OKAY#it's hidden in the hood it's fine IT'S FINE#…………………and i forgot her vallaslin. OF FUCKING COURSE. anyway not going back to fix that; but it's mythal's fyi
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we all down bad for forklift certified Ferris ig 🥲
#You do not want to fuck him trust me#You can’t go to his place cuz his bed is just some blankets on the floor#and he’ll wake you up and tell you you gotta leave cuz he’s gotta go to church#and then when you see him next he’s gonna pretend like it never happened#and also he has weird homoerotic tension with his coworker#But at least he’s certified#Costco department manager solas#forklift certified fenris#Dragon age au#dragon age inquisition#dragon age#dragon age 2#DAcostco#I almost forgot his shirt aren’t we all lucky I remembered#tbh drawing on my iPad makes me miss drawing on pc…#the iPad just isn’t as good ok….
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