#ALSO SAW SOME DRAG QUEENS !!!!! THEY WERE GORGEOUS

[goodnightwindy]

HOME FROM PRIDE !!!!!!!!!! IT WAS EXHAUSTING

[yauchfilms]

so american ✢ max verstappen

pairing: max verstappen x singer!reader

warnings: none; just some silly shit, some swearing, google translate dutch, max's home race is belgium and not the netherlands for timeline related reasons

summary: y/n is teasing way too many things at once…..can the fans keep up? 

author's note: this is NOT an original concept i am aware of this. but this hasn’t left my brain in days. i’ve got a very specific vision so let me cook. i know i haven't posted on here in over a year but i've returned an f1 fan. enjoy!

yourname added to their story! 

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yourname: i think i'm in love with montreal. sorry i’ve been so off the grid but i am Loving Life so hard. so much inspo in my life rn. will talk soon i promise. love u all bunches 🫶🏼🌷

ynsbestfriend: hey queen you have done it again!

-> yourname: ugh i love you so bad

user1: UM BAE WHOS THAT IN THE LAST SLIDE?

-> yourname: beats me! 

-> user1: i do not trust you. 

lilymhe: hiiiii pretty girl

-> yourname: stop im blushinggggg

user2: i fear she’s in her lover girl era 

-> user3: girl help im so fucking scared right now what’s happening

user4: so does any of this have to do with your story from yesterday??????

*liked by yourname.*

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yourname: life's been a beach lately. clearly i've been loathing my time in spain ://///

user5: IS THAT MAX

-> user6: no bc it HAS to be

heidiberger_: Loved spending the week with you! 🤍

-> yourname: same!!!!!! let's do it again sometime 🥰

-> user6: NOT DANNY RIC'S GF COMMENTING?????? AND LILY MUNI HE ON HER LAST POST???????

user6: no bc even if her and max were dating and she's been traveling with him why have we not seen her in the paddock

-> user7: to throw us off our rhythm????

-> user8: what if they debut at his home race in spa ijbol

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yourname: hahaha felt like dropping 2 things at once on u guys LOLLLLLLLL. thank u to redbullracing, spagrandprix, and the city of spa for letting me and my friends crash the race the other week to film the “so american” music video, and to maxie for winning in ur home country. it was so fucking special to be there supporting u. i love u baby!

ps. another thank u to max for thinking i'm the funniest person in the world and making fun of my americanness for as long as i've known him (which is quite a while).

enjoy this tune guys. it's urs forever and i hope u love it as much as i love the person it's about 🫶🏼 🇧🇪 🇳🇱 TU DU DU DU!!!!!

user9: OH NMY GOD I FUCKING KNEW I SAW U IN THE GARAGE

ynsbestfriend: thanks for letting me third wheel mommy

-> yourname: no one else i'd rather drag along!!!

danielricciardo: Welcome to the family! Song's a banger although I can't believe it's actually about Max of all people 🤢 GROSS!!

-> yourname: jealousy is a disease danny.

user10: i actually cannot fathom this this is so me core

alexandramalsaintmleux: I am so glad to know you! Your happiness is everything 🩷

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maxverstappen1: Spent a week away in New England with my talented, gorgeous girl. Loved getting away and experiencing America through her eyes! Consider me an honorary American now! Also, stream “So American” wherever you choose. It's about me 😉 

yourname: does this mean i can stop hiding in the garage now???

landonorris: Happy for you mate! Love the song as well yourname 🤍

-> yourname: awe thank u lando 🥺 i got more to show u when i see u next!!!!!!

redbullracing: ❤️💙

user11: MAX IS IN HIS LOVER BOY ERA

danielricciardo: How many more times can you say American?

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yourname: nothing like celebrating the best 2 weeks of my life than showing my boy around ye olde stomping grounds #soamerican

liamlawson30: This is so American of him

-> yourname: like he fits in so well!

lydianight: u'll have him in the american flag board shorts in no time

-> yourname: baby steps :///

user11: she really is in her lover girl era 🥺

clairo: did you take him to the chipotle that is also a historic landmark downtown??

-> yourname: dude of COURSE i did. he said it was "interesting"

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[be-my-sunrise]

1:40am || oh sion

pairings: idol bf!sion x fem!reader

genre: smut, fluff if you squint. minors pls dni

word count: 1,023

warnings: suggestive content, they're just kissing and groping each other lmao

a/n: ik i said i only write for dreamies, but i just physically CANNOT get this gorgeous man out of my head so i had to write something for him lmao. anyways i hope you enjoy!! thank you queen @jenoslutie for beta reading<3

tags: @wispyxjae i hope you like it teehee :3

It has been quite some time since you last saw Sion. He has been very busy with his schedule and album preparations, and he finally gets a day off today, so he invited you over to his dorm to hang out. 

After lunch, you and Sion decided to watch a movie that he had been wanting to watch. At least that's what you were doing.

Both of you start making out passionately before you even know it. You should have known though, because Sion couldn't keep his hands to himself since you arrived. The two of you pull away after a while to catch your breath.

“I missed you so much,” you whisper. 

“Me too, baby.”

Sion presses his lips against your jaw, leaving a trail of kisses down to your neck. You tilt your head to one side as he continues to pepper kisses. 

“I miss having your body on mine and the way you feel around me.” He mumbles against your neck. “Fuck. I miss the way you taste.”

Sion slips one hand under your shirt, gently caressing your waist. A moan escapes your lips as he sucks on your sweet spot.

“I need you, baby. Right now.”

“No, we can't do this now. What if your friends come back early?” You let out a heavy sigh and pull yourself away from him. 

“Come onnn~” Sion pouts, looking at you with pleading eyes. “We’re finally alone, and they won't be back any time soon.” 

“I don't–” Sion cuts you off with a peck on your lips. “But, I–” He pecks you again.

“Please, baby.” Sion places his hand on your jaw and swipes his thumb on your bottom lip. 

You lean into his touch and you can’t help but stare at his plump lips. Truth be told, you want the same thing as him. You were hesitant because you don't want his friends to walk in on you and Sion. Not again. 

But, your body craves him. His touch. You need him. You lean forward and lock lips with him.

“Wait,” he mumbles against your lips and pulls away. 

“This means yes, right?” He asks, making you giggle at the way his face lights up.

“Yes, baby,” you pause to climb onto his lap and put your arms around his neck. “Let’s make this quick, shall we?”

You let out a satisfied hum as your lips meet his once again. As the kiss gets more heated, you start grinding on his hardening cock, making him moan. Sion places his hands on your hips to guide your movements. You drag your hands down his chest and abs, feeling his toned muscles. 

You tug on Sion’s shirt, signaling him to take it off. He understands the message and he quickly takes his shirt off in one swift motion, not wanting to part lips with yours too long. You squeal as Sion suddenly lifts you up to lay you down on the couch. He hovers over your body, resting one arm next to your head to support his own weight.

Your fingers find their way to his dark locks, pulling on the strands as he trails kisses down your jaw to your neck. A gasp escapes your lips as he bites the skin, leaving red marks all over your neck and shoulder. 

Sion slips one hand under your shirt and makes its way towards your chest. He grips the soft flesh before pulling down the fabric covering your tits. You let out a loud moan as he continues sucking on your sweet spot while also playing with your nipple, rolling the sensitive bud using his thumb and index finger.

Just when you’re about to get to the good part, you hear feet shuffling at the front door. Sion’s head shot up upon hearing the familiar voices. The panic settles in when the two of you lock eyes, realizing who’s at the other side of the door right now. 

Both of you scramble to sit up and fix your appearances. Sion puts his shirt back on and helps you cover the hickeys he left on your neck with your hair. You put a small pillow over his lap to cover his prominent boner just as the front door swings open.

“We’re home!” 

You and Sion pretend to be watching the still-playing movie as Riku and Yushi walk into the living room. 

“H-hey, guys! Back so soon?” Sion asks.

Riku sighs, “yeah, we’re a bit tired, so we decided to just get home.”

There’s a moment of silence and you silently hope that they won’t notice anything. Yushi clears his throat, breaking the awkward silence.

“Well, uhh, we’ll be in our rooms if you need anything.” He says as he walks towards his room with Riku following him closely behind.

You let out a relieved sigh when Riku and Yushi are out of sight. You share a look with Sion and burst into giggles.

“By the way,” your laughter stops when you hear Riku's voice. You turn to him, who's looking at you and Sion with a knowing look, waiting for him to finish his sentence. 

“You know your shirt is inside out, right?”

Riku then walks away with a smirk on his face. Your eyes shoot to Sion's shirt and face-palm yourself out of embarrassment. Sion laughs out loud, throwing his head back against the back-rest. 

Sion leans closer, speaking in a hushed tone. “Should we continue this in my room?” 

“Hmm… Maybe. Only if you can keep quiet.” 

“I think that's gonna be hard for you, baby.”

Sion looks at you with a smug expression. You raise your eyebrows, taking his words as a challenge.

“Okay, we're doing this now. Let's go.” 

You get off the couch, pulling Sion along with you to go to his room. Yushi got out of his own room just in time to see you slamming the door to Sion's room close and lock it. He turns to Riku, who's standing in the kitchen. Riku sighs and walks towards him, patting him on the shoulder.

“Come on, let's just go to the dorm upstairs and play games with Jaehee.”

[coricoping]

CATS: The Jellicle Ball Summary

Sourced from my (admittedly imperfect) memory. I love this production, and this is an abridged summary of my memory of the events of the show. Specific/detailed character thoughts will be saved for their own posts, same with thematic deep dives. If there is any character/theme/question y'all want my thoughts on first, I can move them to the top of my queue of thoughts. That being said: on with the show!

Tumblr decided to post early, so this is just Act 1. I will add Act 2 as a reblog when I finish it

Pre-Show

The set for this show is really well done. Talked to one of the workers during intermission, and the whole thing (seating, stage, and all) is completely modular and movable. Floor levels are also all adjustable. It really inclines itself to audience interaction, both with the runway structure and the individual tables at the cabaret level seats.

Junior Labeija handles the pre-show announcements (put your phones away once you've googled me, cheer your heart out, don't film, etc)

Overture

Hearing this live for the first time made me cry

The DJ's introduction is great, he has a collection of queer and black artists' vinyls that he pulls out, followed by a Cats vinyl filled with glitter

The eyes (projected up onto the back wall/window panel) have the white cat solo animated inside of them

Shadow outline of a dancer (I think Primo/Tumble on the night I saw) starting out w/ ears and a tail doing classic Cats-style choreo blending into a removal of the ears/tail and a shift to ballroom choreo

Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats

Did the thing I love for this song where there are clear and well-timed spotlights on every cat as they sing their line, w/ everyone else in darkness

Cast appears throughout the audience (Tugger was behind me at his start, I think) before gathering into the area around the stage

Get onto stage for the Mystical Divinity section

The group catwalk is absolutely gorgeous, this show has great choreo

The Naming of Cats

The perfection of this song for a queer viewing of Cats cannot be overstated, and will likely be its own post eventually

Munk as an MC leading this number is lovely to me

"Man over there" is given to Macavity, as the first clear indication to his altered role in this version

There are spotlights on every cat whose name gets said in the song, not just Bombalurina, which makes me happy

White Cat Solo

Gets its own segment because Baby is that good. She is dance captain for this show and you can see why

The white outfit here is gorgeous, kinda sad she changes out of it later

Pink lighting is doing good work making this section feel ethereal

Was way closer to the vibes of the original than I was expecting from a vogue choreo. There were a couple moves I saw as clear references to the original

Invitation

Emcee Munk continues to be amazing, the rhythm of this was very satisfying

"COME OUT tonight"

They bring in guest judges to sit until Old Deut arrives

Gumbie Cat

Jenny is a tired single mother of three kids who cannot for the life of them get organized

Puerto Rican drag queen Jennyanydots has my heart, as does her stylist

The "sits and sits and sits" line here is not used to imply that Jenny is lazy, it is very explicitly saying that she has a lot of sex (as acted out jokingly by her choreo)

Cassandra is adorable here, both while dancing and after she realizes she's won

Category Is: Virgin Vogue. A category for people in their first year of doing vogue (or similar). Won by Cassandra of House Dots, other competitors are Tumblebrutus of House Dots, Electra 007, and someone I am currently forgetting

The Rum Tum Tugger

I think I've made my love for this setup for Tugger clear before, and will continue to do so in the future, so this is gonna be little moments I liked/noticed

There are some line/blocking switch ups. Bomba gets the "terrible bore" line (said reclined on the stage as Tugger leans over her) along with her standard. Victoria is the girl flirting with Tugger on his "No" drop

Tugger flirts with everyone here. His competition, the other cats, the audience, etc.

Everyone but Misto, who is off to the side mocking his riffs

Sillabub is the one to faint during the ending bit

Category Is: Realness. Ability to pass as a (in this case) a cishet man in a variety of categories (pretty boy, thug, schoolboy, executive, etc). Won by Tugger, other competitors are Tumblebrutus and Mungojerrie

Grizzabella the Glamour Cat

I really like the interpretation of the Jellicles' relationship with Grizz in this show. They aren't angry at her, more...distressed? It seems like her being around is making everyone worried both about her and for her, so they react differently

Munk tries to give her money, she refuses

She comes in holding a trophy that is clearly old, showing that her glory days were a while ago. She also looks like she's likely been homeless.

Demeter's voice is gorgeous here, and she looks really conflicted about Grizz

There is a Demelurina vibe to this whole show, which I started noticing here

I have a lot of thoughts on Grizz and her relationships with the Jellicles here, which will probably be a post pretty soon after this one.

Grizz tries and fails to convince the judges to allow her to compete, and is far more determined/steely in this first appearance than usual.

Sillabub. Making them a giant Grizzabella fan was such a good choice. This is one of the most sweet and genuine through-lines of the musical. They're so genuinely remorseful and excited to see Grizz, but still back off when Demeter warns them.

Bustopher Jones

I know I gave Jenny my heart earlier, but it's been stolen. Nonbinary Bustopher Jones as played by Nora Schell is, I think, the ideal Bustopher. This is what this character was meant to be, for me

Oh gods the costumes. Tugger has a sparkly leopard print jockstrap. Bustopher has a full bustier situation covered in a bedazzled Union Jack. Mistoffelees and Demeter both have lovely sheer situations going on. This is amazing, and I've been informed is even better if you're bi

Nora Shell has pipes, y'all. Their voice is so strong and clear

This number has almost no true choreography, it's just the competitors showing off how hot they are (posing, strutting, stripping, grabbing their asses and shaking them at the judges, etc)

The amount of offense Tugger takes to losing is hilarious to me

Category Is: Body. Usually divided into Femme Queen and Butch Queen, but competed as an Open-to-All for this show. How good does your body look, and how well can you show it off? Won by Bustopher Jones, other competitors are Tugger, Demeter, and Mistoffelees.

Macavity Scare 1

Flashing lights and sirens

Demeter is so done with this. I have rarely heard a clearer "bitch really?" tone than I did in her calling Macavity's name here

Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

Making them come from Jersey is amazing, top tier choice paired with some amazing accent work

Costumes are again amazing, Mungoteazer have a lime green/neon pink color scheme going on here

They spend a long time behind some changing racks, and I spent that whole time watching Munk as he got more and more annoyed with every passing second

I really love the dancing in this song, they get very up in each other's faces

Y'all, they steal the trophy when they lose. It's perfect

Category Is: Tag Team Performance. Vogue performance done as a pair. Won by Victoria and Tumblebrutus, stolen by Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer.

Old Deuteronomy

Munkustrap: a professional, on his shit, announcing his House Father right

Tugger: unprepared, eating a snack, oh god why is he giving me the mic

I love the setup for the duet here, Tugger is so surprised to be picked and is both nervous and honored. They sing into the same mic y'all

Andre De Shields, what more do I need to say?

His presence, his voice, the note he held for a solid 30 seconds, he deserves that throne

Jellicle Ball

Macavity again! In his dressing gown, with his bags of stolen stuff, looking like a deer in headlights when the spotlight catches him

The dancing continues to be absolutely gorgeous

Grizzabella is up on an audience balcony for this number looking tragic

The Jellicle Moon is a disco ball and it brought me so much joy

Munk has a killer egyptian look, including full-size wings

There are giant complicated cat face wigs and a giant hat made of hair

Category Is: Bizarre. Fashion category judged on the quality and strangeness of the outfit. Munkustrap was the only competitor, and Old Deut chopped him

Category Is: Hair. Not a category I actually know, but clearly in this show is judging based on the size, design, and quality of wigs. Won by the House of Dots, as sole competitors

Probably other categories I didn't notice clearly enough to remember

Memory

Grizzabella comes on and everyone walks off annoyed, except for Old Deut who comes and hides behind a riser. He's right in front of me, so I'm watching this number over his shoulder

Grizz recreating her dance moves is painful for my heart, as usual

Tempress has a gorgeous voice

Sillabub re-enters and looks so starstruck, then runs off again

Comes back with a sparkly dress to offer to Grizz

Grizz sees the dress, starts crying, and runs away. She grabs her coat, but leaves her scarf

We go to intermission on the image of Sillabub holding the scarf to their face and crying

[batwritings]

Idk I'm basing off a tiktok animation trend I saw but gromsko or Krueger are invited by their Co worker or a fellow opt asking them to join dinner with their family, and their like sure. When the day comes they go "also meet my son" and comes in transfem reader, obviously a very pretty woman 😭 I'm sorry if this is weird, there's a lack of transfem reader so I'm desperate

OKAY LISTEN, I LOVE THIS IDEA-- And it's true, I feel; us transmasc folks do tend to get more of the spotlight when it comes to x reader fics. We need to give the queens their love too! Enjoy!~

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Krueger wasn't exactly certain how he found himself in this situation. It wasn't that he was unaccustomed per se, at fancy get togethers such as this. His time in the military as well as his status had lent him and invite to plenty of office parties. So when another Chimera operator had approached him, asking if he'd attend their family's party as a plus one, he wasn't inclined to say no. Being a plus one meant getting in free and not necessarily having to do much mingling with the strangers around him.

Unfortunately for the Austrian man, everyone and their mother seemed curious as to who he was there with. Surely it wasn't that uncommon for well-dressed men to end up alone at a fancy party, was it? He was beginning to question if he was out of his element, more suited for the field when another glamorous couple approached.

"Sebastian Krueger is it?" The man said, extending his hand to be shook. "My wife and I have heard so much about you."

Krueger takes the man's hand out of politeness. "You have, have you?" He asks, still completely oblivious as to who the two strangers were.

"Oh yes, our son tells us all about what a fantastic mentor you are," the wife goads, her haughty tone making the Austrian's eyebrow twitch. "He's the one who invited you did he not?"

"Mother, father, give him some breathing room please..." Comes a familiar voice. The couple part to make you known and Krueger can't help the way his eyebrows raise. The aforementioned "son" was none other than you, the new recruit, and the most gorgeous woman the soldier had laid eyes on.

"Absolut atemberaubend..." He mumbles under his breath before clearing his throat. "Y/N, your parents could use some manners in introductions, schatz." The man steps forward between your mother and father, the pair looking rather shocked whether by your appearance or his response, neither of you would know. He takes your hand softly in his bigger calloused one, pressing a kiss to the back of it.

"K-Krueger...!" Your face heats up at his actions, staring up at him as he comes to stand before you proper. The musicians your parents hired begin to play a slower song, leading your mentor to drag you away to the dance floor proper. He guides you in a slow back-and-forth, your dress flowing softly behind you. "You didn't have to do that."

"Nonsense," Kruger tells you, one hand on your waist while the other still holds your soft hand. "They can bear one night of addressing their daughter properly. You do look rather stunning."

You can't help but laugh and break eye contact from him. "Stop that!" You laugh, lightly batting his shoulder. "...I do pass though, right?"

"You, Y/N are the most stunning woman here...and don't let anyone, especially not your bigoted parents tell you otherwise."

[jessysapphireblue]

Relaxing Night Luffy x Oc

Nicknames included are Lu and Je, which you can always replace. as always, she is a born magician and a female.

pure fluff + dressing up

The sun was about to set down, the waves calm, the breeze playing with your hair and dancing on your skin, breathing in the fresh ocean air as "I SEE IT!!! THERE THERE!!!", your boyfriend shouted loudly, breaking you away from your daydreaming and leaned a bit over the railing to see the island.

"If that what there stays is true, we can finally relax and enjoy a few days", Nami joined your side, Berry signs in her eyes but also a look of relief.

A few days ago, a bird came and gifted you a map before it flew away. Apparently this was some sort of resort for Pirates all kind but only the most prestige ones were being invited. While the crew cared for some days off, the captain was eager for a new adventure.

The Sun was nearly set as you arrived, a person at the dock showing Jinbe where he could stop the Sunny. "Adventure! Adventure!!", shouted Luffy. "And this time, you come with us to an relaxing spa! No discussion", Nami hugged your shoulders, making you laugh. "Do I need to remind you the bathhouse at the Flower Capital?", you added and Robin chuckled at that. "And for that, you will always be respected", she smiled at you, making you huff.

"Who are you?", asked Luffy. Looking down, you saw a man, dressed like y butler with a black mustache, a friendly smile on his lips and slicked back hair. "Welcome Emperor Luffy, to Notteve Island. A special Island for prestige Pirates known around the New World. My name is Zion, and I personally welcome here. I hope everything will be to your liking", he bowed like a butler did.

"Thanks!", grinned Luffy and wanted to dash away but Zion snipped with his fingers, making a wall appear in front of Luffy. "I apologize, emperor Luffy but I´m afraid I can´t let you enter like that" "Ha?", Luffy tilted his head, confused. "On Notteve Island, there is a dresscode for the fight. Men only in suits, while woman must wear dresses"

Your eyes widen "Do Jumpsuits count?!", you asked him directly as he looked at you, shaking his head. "I´m afraid not, Madam. All Pirates here, as well the citizens, dress up formally at night. Without it, I can´t let you enter", he spoke calm and collected, making you hand your head.

"3 gorgeous woman dressing up! And seeing our Goddess in a dress for the first time, my heart!", Sanji swooned, making you whine, While Nami and Robin smirked at you with smiles, dragging you away.

Nami choose a teal off shoulder mini dress, which hugged her curves to the finest, with long sleeves, you did her hair in a waterfall braid, topped off with some teal flowers in her hair, matching the dress. "Wow! I look stunning! Thank you so much" "I don´t know shit abut getting fancy but braids, that I know", you admitted, making Nami laugh.

Robin choose a amethyst neckholder dress that went to her knees, the ends slightly ruffled, topped off with a Partial Updo hairstyle, made also by you, along with a hairpiece to top it off. "Thank you kindly" "Always. You two look like stars. Queens", you admitted as both looked at you. "Now to you!", smirked Nami. "I stay on the sunny", you said fastly. "I will drag you across the whole island by your hair", Nami smiled threateningly, making you sigh, giving in.

Robin chuckled, knowing your weakness so the three of you went to your room, Nami practical raiding your dresser until she gasped. "THIS! YOU HAVE TO WEAR THIS!", Nami practically threw the dress at you, demanding you to wear this.

Another sigh left your lips as you did it, making Nami gasp, a blush on her cheeks. It was a one shoulder hourglass dress, a slit going up to your tigh, revealing one of your legs, golden feather designs going fron your chest and waist up to the shoulder, from it hanging a long piece of white cloth, you left your hair open, using your magic to real pearls in it, slipping into heels, and you were done.

"I feel so weird", you admitted. "WHAT?! You look like you came from Heaven. Now I see why sanji calls you Goddess" "Nami!", you flushed red, making Robin chuckle yet again. "JE! Are you done?! We want to go!", Luffy whined from outside. "Showtime", smirked Nami and opened your door, stepping out with Nami and Robin. You heard the praises of Sanji, his flirting made you chuckle as you stepped out.

As soon Sanji saw you, he turned into stone, falling over, Zoro´s eye wide open, and Usopp blushing fully. "Wow!", the sniper just said and Chopper looked at you with wide eyes. "Are you a Goddess?", he came to you, asking. "Yohohoho may I see you pan-", Nami knocked brook over as you looked at the boys. "Wow, you look handsome...where is Luffy?" "Is this a cape?", a vice said behind you, making you turn around to see your boyfriend inspecting the cloth, and you blushed.

He wore a simple white dress shirt to his ellbows, over it a red vest plus tie, long black pants and what surprised you most- dress shoes! "You look so good in formal wear", you said out loud, making you flush again.

"Shishishi! Thanks! You look like a ruler of an island! But now, come!", he dashed down to Zion, as he inspected all of you, giving the ok and Luffy was away. "Ah, I forgot to tell him that since you are an emperors crew, everything is all inclusive for you. You don´t need to pay for any drinks or food here" "That Luffy became an emperor is finally looking upon us. Come on!", Nami grabbed your wrist and dragged you with her.

It was now shortly before midnight, as you walked alone around the city. It resemble Tesoro quite a lot, just without the gold, and minus the staff working here. You quickly got separated from Nami and robin due to all kinds of men swarming around you three, making you uncomfortable. You stopped near a bridge, looking down at the big river that flew through Notteve, simply starring at the water and sky.

"Je?", someone said and you turned around to saw your boyfriend, who smiled warmly at you, joining you. "And here I thought you were at an all you can eat buffet" "I was! At 5! Ate them all empty", he admitted, causing you to chuckle.

Luffy looked fondly at you, a bright smile over his lips before he blinked. "Je! Let´s go on a date!", he grabbed your hand. "Now?" "Yes, come!", he smiled, making you nod. "Great! Where do you want to go?" "You know what? I´m craving ice cream" "Uh, yes! Come! Come!"

Time flew by fastly with Luffy. Strolling around, trying different food and drinks, you smiled. "I was expecting you to drag me off somewhere" "Ah, no. Not tonight. I want to have your pace" "Luffy", you were kinda shocked to hear it. "It´s nice! So relaxing with you...and you always join me on my adventure, so....", he looked away.

"Nami called you and gave you an earful, didn´t she?" "She and Sanji, yes", he admitted and breathed out, causing you to burst out into laughter. "Lu! You could´ve told me!", you beamed at him. "But I was having fun with you" "And here I was wondering why you were to gentleman like tonight" "That and I don´t like the shoes", he groaned. "I tell you what. We go back to the sunny and change, take a bit of a nap and when the sun is back up, we go on an adventure you want. How does that sound?"

His eyes began to sparkle. "I love you!", he declared and pulled you in for a tight hug, your head resting on his shoulder, smiling. "We use my rocket!", he declared. "No, we use my gate", you said and opened a gate straight to your room on the sunny, making Luffy dash through it. "Ah! Fluffy bed", he laughed, as you also, went through the gate, a smile on your lips and how much you loved your boyfriend.

[dolokhoded]

i think you'd be interested in a production of jesus christ superstar i saw at a small theatre company in florida - the main concept was that the show is set in modern day usa & jesus and the disciples are a group of homeless leftists (which is also true in the bible). jesus was played by a black woman who KILLED IT. she had the most gorgeous voice. most of the disciples (& other characters, its community theatre after all) were played by women actually. mary magdalene was a punk with a great battle jacket (including a she/they patch!) & there was a lot of emphasis on her mental health.

pontius pilate was portrayed as a liberal speaker of the house, kind herod the president, caiaphas a leader of a megachurch, and annas is a reporter for faux news (& heavily based off of tucker carlson). another interest aspect of the show is that a majority of the ensemble were drag queens. also instead of using palm leaves during hosanna, they used protest signs.

all in all i thought it was really good. some old ladies walked out in the middle of it.

anon i swear to god i have so many feelings about this production i've never watched in my life i WILL cry i should've been there. is there any way there's any footage of this online do they have production shots or anything i Must know what it was like.

[negative-speedforce]

Alright, your turn! If YOUR OCs starred in a movie, who would you pick to play them?

(I know you have a ton of OCs, feel free to just do the ones you can come up with a good answer for - I struggled to pick people for this and I have like half the OCs you do lol)

Alright so some of these people aren't actors or anything but they're definitely who I imagine the characters looking like-

Siv: Romy Flores, 100%. She's got the face, the nose, the "don't give a fuck" attitude. All she'd really need is gray contact lenses and either a haircut or a short wig.

Hailey: Lynk Lee isn't 100% perfect for Hailey, since Hailey has a more stocky, muscular build, but in the hypothetical movie, if she were to do some weight training, she could definitely do Hailey justice. Also, she'd need green/blue contacts for Hailey's post-death heterochromatic eyes.

Jay: Elliot Fletcher is the closest I can get to how I imagine Jay looking, though I would hypothetically want to cast someone who was both transmasc and physically disabled, since Jay is both.

Cassandra: Halle is absolutely perfect for Cassandra- though if she were to play the role, she'd need violet contacts for Cassandra's magic-corrupted eyes.

Arya: Cayley Spivey, 100%! This, but with elf ears and a shaggy mullet! (fun fact: Spivey was the fancast for Siv's original design)

Esme: Ava Max is my current fancast for her. She's got the bleach blonde hair, the "party girl" vibe and the angular yet cutesy face.

Gina: Ilianna Ayala Garcia would make a pretty good Gina, imo, though she's a little older than the actual Gina was when she died, what movie doesn't have a 20-something playing a teen?

Ember: Marina Summers, a queen who starred in S1 of Drag Race Philippines, is absolutely perfect for Ember!

Cat: Even though she doesn't necessarily look entirely like Cat, I've never been able to imagine anyone but Anna Cathcart as her. I think its just the vibes lol.

Kyle: This random-ass hockey player from Minnesota, Ryan Johnson, has been my faceclaim for Kyle since I first created the character.

Max: Heng Sokvisal makes a pretty good Max, just slap on a pair of glasses and we're good to go!

Khalil: Shameik Moore makes the perfect Khalil imo. No comments, just vibes. (though since Khalil works as a makeup artist I'd definitely give him some gold eyeliner or something)

Reggie: Winnie Harlow's pretty much perfect for Reggie, though she'd need blue contacts because Reggie has xer dad's eyes.

Ameerah: Amandla Stenberg makes an absolutely amazing Ameerah, I'd definitely want her to have the light blonde hair like in the picture, and she'd need pink contacts to match Ameerah's description.

Rania: Denise Bidot, 10000000%. She's been my faceclaim for her for like, FOREVER.

Director Hawke: Julianne Moore, specifically in her "President Coin" look. Director Hawke was loosely based on President Coin, so I've always imagined her looking somewhat like her.

Meredith: Rachel Zegler, but with glasses and lighter brown hair.

Onnie: Same as Siv lol it's her multiversal variant

Jessi: Same as Esme, multiversal variant

Pippa: Veondre Mitchell is the perfect Pippa! She was actually the one who I initially based Pippa's appearance off of.

Hyun-Ki: Park Sung-Hoon is a pretty good Hyun-Ki. From his dramatic looks to his honestly kinda gorgeous voice. I don't doubt he'd make a great Hyun-Ki

Thalia: Teyonah Parris is Thalia, there's no doubt about it. Ever since I watched Wandavision and saw her as Monica Rambeau, I knew that she'd be perfect to play Thalia in her hypothetical movie.

Reyna: K-Pop soloist AleXa is a pretty good fancast for her, though she'd need some pretty good SFX makeup or CGI due to Reyna being a near-human felid species.

Athena: Alaqua Cox (AKA Echo from Hawkeye) is how I imagine Athena looks, but with a white streak in the front of her hair (and a lot more seductive of an aesthetic)

Laila: Youtuber Beth Crowley is my faceclaim for Laila, though as Laila I'd want her to either don a short bob or a short wig, and amber contacts.

Marie: Mayu Maeshima is a great faceclaim for Marie, though she'd need SFX makeup for Marie's Romulan features and her Borg implants.

Qiara: Due to Qiara's nature as a being of pure energy, she doesn't necessarily take the same form at all times. However, the one she frequents the most could very well be portrayed by Chiquis Rivera.

Liah: Raquel Rodriguez would make a great Liah, she has the right height and build for her, she would just need SFX makeup for Liah's Cardassian features, and hazel contacts.

Samira: Desiree Akhavan would make a pretty good Samira. She definitely fits how I imagine Samira to look, and she's got the right vibe to play her as well.

Sohelia: Golshifteh Farahani is a pretty good faceclaim for Sohelia, though she'd need some light makeup to make her skin more ashy, due to Sohelia being half-vampire.

Vanessa: Storm Reid is absolutely perfect for Vanessa, though for most of the movie she'd be replaced with either a puppet or CGI double for her monster form.

Dolores: Diane Guerrero is perfect for Dolores. She'd just need some minor makeup in order to look more like a vampire, i.e. ashy skin, red eyes, fangs, etc.

I don't have faceclaims for Eric, Jacob, Antonio, Cory, Soraya, Aldrich, Matt, or Victorie yet.

[allergic-to-four-leaf-clovers]

right time to tell y'all about The Day™

okay SO the parade lasted an hour and went through the whole of central Birmingham I think? uhh there were drums and drag queens walking around. hell there was a BARBIE DRAG QUEEN that I saw while we were waiting to join the parade. I'm sorry I love drag queens

also made a friend!! sticking his name to O for his privacy, but he's so cool!! he had a gnarpy themed (?) mask and I told him I was therian (literally told nobody until O) and he said I remember I think he said he was a furry? maybe? idk it was really loud n I had my earphones in cause of the noise. ANYWAY omg we have so much in common he's so cool but unfortunately he lives a little ways away from here which is sad :( i also saw a few other masked people n all of them were so cool. everyone kept woo'ing n cheering and it was probably THE best day I had

O also introduced me to red bull!! I tried it and it was amazing (we're out for dinner and I've got a glass of red bull here rn). our youth group (and O and a lady he was supposed to go with) did some shopping and I got a flower crown (I LOVE flower crowns) n then we went to blue banana (british hot topic) and I got a GORGEOUS little crochet shirt. me n O also held hands which I loved cuz I love touch / contact ;3

uhm uhm and I got to wear my trans flag!! I got some rainbow face paint that someone else in our group brought :3 I still have it on

anyway it was amazing and I got to go on a TRAIN. I LOVE TRAINS

[spawn-of-the-black-and-white]

Saw the last 1:30 show of Cinderella’s castle today… OH MY GOODNESS.

Non-Spoiler review of my initial thoughts!!:

- Crumb is THE best boy and I would end literally everything for him. He is too precious and good for this world. He could trip me over and I would be the one apologizing for being in his way.

- Stepmother and stepsisters? Terrifying. Literally that one scene in Act 1 (the one just before Facade) had me shaking all the way into intermission.

- The Fairy Queen has to be one of my favorites. Her song? Gorgeous. Literally everything about her is just so ethereal and otherworldly, and I hope she appears more in other productions if Starkid expands the universe of the Lands That Are!

- Sir Hops-A-Lot honestly made me like him a lot more than I thought I would lol. I mean I knew I would like him obviously but he made me like him more (tho best boi Crumb still beats him).

- Bryce absolutely ROCKED it as Ella!!! You could almost feel her suffering and fear! A wonderful main heroine played by an even more awesome actress!

- The Prince, hilarious! Though a couple of his… jokes seemed to drag just a tad longer than I thought they should (tho that’s probably just me)

- Tadius was awesome, and his cute little relationship with Ella was also awesome. Bro needs a break lol

Overall, loved it!! I’d say a solid 8.5/10!! The songs were awesome, the characters were awesome, though I guess the plot was a little choppy at some parts, which is where it loses a couple points. But other than that, I really enjoyed it and I can’t wait for the pro shot to be released onto YouTube!!

[puppetshowdown]

Any favourite info-dumps? <:O/genq

I love all of them! But here I'll share a few that really stood out to me! -The Julia one I mentioned before!: "I just….. I am love her. I was SO happy when she was introduced. Her first episode is my comfort media. Autistic representation where it isn’t framed as a bad thing is SO rare in children’s media, and “she does things a little bit differently, in a Julia sort of way” made me CRY. She is so much like me and she makes me so happy. The happy flaps when I saw her on the Sesame Street float at the Macy’s parade nearly hurt my wrist I was so happy. She is the best girl and deserves the best. Her puppet was designed to have a set of arms specifically so that she can stim, and she has a comfort toy like I do and doesn’t like the way paint feels like I don’t and loves to sing like I do and gets overwhelmed by sirens like I do and I just love her SO MUCH. (I didn’t link a picture because there are so many good ones! I like the one where she is looking at a feather, and also the one from the cover of the picture book she initially appeared in <3)" -Audrey II: "want to preface: either the stage version or the '86 movie version works, as both are portrayed by puppets! although neither is canonically a puppet in the story. i couldn't tell from the rules if this was disqualifying or not. BUT if i could get a word in for the movie Audrey II: WHAT A GORGEOUS PUPPET… or should i say SERIES of PUPPET/ANIMATRONIC HYBRIDS! there's somewhere in the ballpark of a dozen Twoies in the film to represent the different growth stages of the plant. they're all beautifully painted with vibrant detail, perfectly matching the high camp tone & setting! the mechanics of the puppet are also intricate and innovative; especially the MOUTH those lip syncs are so accurate and expressive! the largest puppets were actually so heavy that in order to remain accurate to the audio, they had to be operated along to the tracks and filmed at half speed, then sped up in editing… which means that when the actors appear with the plant in those scenes, they're ALSO performing at half speed! the stage play versions are (by necessity) less technical than these puppets, which were fabricated by the Jim Henson company btw, but lots are still really cool; a unique standout is the one from the Pasadena Playhouse production! whew. all this and i didnt even talk about the character… Audrey II is an alien plant that was beamed down to Earth and wants to take over the world. it sings some catchy songs about that. they can fit so much queercoding and slay into this plant. it's a girlboss it's a drag queen it manipulated a young man into committing several murders. we stan." -Spamton: "Hee heehee I am so obsessed with this silly puppet guy. I love how he went from an absolute snazzy lil salesman dude with his red tux, and just gradually turned into a complete disaster of himself. I like how little detail is actually shared about his past, so you're left to wonder if he was actually brought down by circumstances out of his control, or if he brought his failures upon himself and just doesn't want to accept that. I want to give him a hug and he would no doubt try to bargain for my soul in the process"

-Riley Ruckus: "SHES SO GENDER OH MY GOD SHES THIS COOL EVIL SCIENTIST WHO WAS MADE TO BE LIKE. A KIND BUT SLIGHTLY AGGRESSIVE SCIENCE TEACHER FOR A KIDS SHOW, BUT AFTER COMING TO LIFE HAD THAT TWISTED INTO MAD SCIENCE, AND SHE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HER DOGGO AND SHES SO PRECIOUS AND WOULD ALSO RIP U APART AND IS SO VERY GENDER"

And honestly so many others! I love all the infodumps! From the long passionate paragraphs to the more silly jokey ones They're all so much fun to read!

[shadeedee]

LOVE & WAR - Producers fic

Roger Debris was sitting at the table, absolutely fuming. The reason? A drag queen was flirting with Carmen Ghia right in front of him. Carmen was doing his best to reject her advances, but she kept going. “Look, i’m married to Roger. I’m sorry, but i’m not interested,” Carmen said. The drag queen, named Ruby La Roux, batted her eyelids. “Awww honey. Come on. You wouldn’t settle for a guy like that, would ya? He’s too plain,” she replied. Roger clenched his fists. Finally he couldn’t take anymore and marched over to them. “Get your paws off my partner,” he demanded. Ruby shot him a cheeky smirk. “Ooh, it’s mister Roger Debris himself. I’ve heard about you. You’re not as good as you think you are. But look at me. Look at these gorgeous eyes, this body, this hair. And who can forget this ass. I’m sure Carmen would love to get in my bed,” she gushed. Roger had truly lost it, now. “YOU SON OF A BITCH!” he shouted, and lunged at her. Carmen’s eyes widened. The production team hollered and cheered. “Get her Rogey! Kill her!” Kevin called. “Use your nails, Roger!” Scott added. Carmen watched in horror as the two brawled. Over him. It was unreal. Ruby kicked Roger in the face with her high top boots, then Roger speared her into a nearby table. “Stop it! Enough! Stop!” Carmen pleaded. They both got up, panting. Roger held Carmen close to him. “You’re not taking him away from me. I won’t let you. Take any man in the world, but not my Carmen Ghia!” Roger begged, and began weeping. Ruby simply laughed. “I gotta run honey, but i’ll be back. Count on that. Next time i’ll be kicking your ass right here all the way to the other side of this city!” she replied, and danced her way outside. “Bye bye, Carmen darling,” she added, doing a little jump as she left, and made sure Roger saw it, too. Roger’s face was red with anger. Everyone was silent. A man nearby was also angry, looking at the fallen over tables and chairs. “You guys gonna clean this up, or what?” he asked. Later, Roger was at his townhouse still furious over the incident. Carmen felt awful about it. Two guys were fighting over him and he was stuck in the middle. But he knew which one he wanted to be with and that was Roger. He loved him with all his heart. He went over and kissed him. “Nobody will ever come between us. I promise you,” he said. Roger held onto Carmen, tightly. “I don’t want to lose you,” he replied. Carmen smiled. “You’ll never lose me. Ever,” he said. The production team smiled at each other.

At her lavish home, Ruby La Roux couldn’t stop thinking about Carmen. “Mmmm such a dream. Such a cutie,” she gushed, and kissed a photo of him she had secretly taken while his back was turned. But something was standing in her way. Roger Debris. He was a threat, and he had to be taken care of. She had to come up with a plan. Thankfully, she knew some people she could call, and took out her phone book. “Hello? Yeah it’s me. Listen, i need you to do something for me,” she said, and smiled an evil smile. That night, a white van parked outside the Debris house. Three masked men got out and headed for the front door. The production team were snoring, sleeping soundly. Suddenly there was a loud smash and the men came through the window, grabbing hold of Roger. He was terrified. “Oh my god! What the hell is going on!? he screamed, and he was dragged outside and pushed into the van. “Roger!” Carmen cried, and tried to rescue him but was too late. He watched as the van sped off into the night. “Oh my god! Our poor Roger! Bring him back you scoundrels!” Kevin cried, and the team huddled together, weeping. Roger was taken somewhere to a street he had never been before, duct taped and tied up in the back seat of the van. Ruby was waiting outside the house, smirking. Roger’s eyes widened. The men removed the tape from his mouth and pushed him out of the van. “What’s going on!? Where am i!?” he cried. “Shhh, hush hush. Let’s not get the neighbours involved,” Ruby whispered, giggling. Roger was forced inside onto a sofa. Ruby sat on a nearby chair, baring her high top boots and a pair of purple tights underneath a glittery miniskirt. “Good job boys. I’ll pay you extra for the double knot you tied on his wrists,” she said, flirtatiously. The men smiled and left. Ruby smirked and looked straight at Roger. “I think you know why you’re here. I have a problem with you. A big one. It’s obvious you’re going to do everything in your power to keep me from pursuing Carmen Ghia, so i’m going to have to get serious with you. When i want something, i get it. And i want Carmen. Consider this a warning. Stay away from him. He’s mine,” Ruby said. Roger couldn’t believe it. “You’re mad! Carmen and i are partners! He isn’t even in love with you! He’s never even heard of you!” he cried. “Oh don’t be ridiculous. Everyone knows the glamorous Ruby La Roux. And soon Carmen will too. He’ll be married to me instead of being your itty bitty boyfriend,” she said, giggling. “Correction, he is my husband!” Roger shouted. “Whatever. The point is he will soon be married to me. I’ve heard all about you, Roger Debris. You’re not as good as they say you are. Not as good as me, anyway. You’re in my territory, now. And this is my playing field. If you’re not going to play fair with me, then i’ll just have to get rid of you myself,” Ruby replied. Roger sat there, in shock. When Carmen heard the news, he was horrified. “She’s insane, Carmen. Absolutely insane! She could have killed me if she wanted to i really thought she would. I was terrified!” Roger said. “I don’t know why she’s so obsessed with me. It’s time for payback,” Carmen replied. “Hmm, so in a way we’re getting revenge? I love it, darling!” Roger gushed. Carmen smiled. “Ruby La Roux is about to get a taste of her own medicine,” he said, and they both laughed, flamboyantly.

The next morning, Ruby La Roux awoke to find her entire house covered with glitter and super glue everywhere. She screamed in horror. Roger and Carmen popped out of the bushes, laughing. “Heard you like glitter Miss La Roux, so enjoy some pretty little sparkles!” Roger called, and they both laughed again. “You jerks! You absolute jerks! How dare you make a fool of me! I’ll get you for this!” Ruby shouted. “Ooh not so fast! The police are here!” Roger gushed, and pointed to a police car. Ruby was handcuffed and taken away for kidnapping and threatening to kill someone. They watched as she was taken away, and both laughed flamboyantly.

[exemplumdocet]

Day 3 - Madrid

On Day 3 in Madrid, I finally managed to switch accommodations and made it to a nice hotel. I was so excited to walk into a lobby, to be greeted by a receptionist, and to see an elevator (the hostel barely had an entry space, and although there was a receptionist, this felt different). The receptionist greeted me kindly and I felt so relieved to be in good hands. I had told her about my situation without a window, and she was equally horrified as I was. As soon as I got up to my room, I saw the sunlight peering in through what I wanted most - A WINDOW. I texted my family and friends with a video about said window, and the fact that I had a bathroom to myself and space to walk around. I don’t think I’m a capricious person; this hotel was very basic and barely decorated. It wasn’t a place my mother or father would like to stay at their age, but it perfectly suited me in my late twenties. To be frank, it could have been the ugliest hotel in the world, but as long as it was clean and sunny, I would have felt relief.

After getting to the hotel, I allowed myself to sleep in a bit. Then, I woke up and went to the Prado, where I was able to get a free ticket for being a teacher. I didn’t have much time before an appointment with my therapist at 6, and I had arrived at the Prado around 4:15. Getting to the Prado was not easy; the bus system in Madrid is a bit confusing to me, and this was the first of maybe three times I got myself lost using it. The bus I was supposed to take was numbered 001, but I got on the 1 instead. I’m not sure why there would be buses numbered like that. In addition, the buses all have different names, such as ‘Reina Victoria’ or ‘Pintor Rosales.’

I finally ended up at the Prado stop, and was able to walk around the neighborhood there, which was beautiful. It reminded me of South Kensington in London. It was clean and beautiful and bright, and there was a gorgeous fountain in the center called the Fuente de Neptuno. On the Paseo del Prado there is also the Fuente de Cibeles and the Banco de España, both of which I only could see at night.

In the Prado, as I stated before, I didn’t have too much time to wander around. I looked up on Google what the must-sees were, and to be honest, was very quickly bored. I had purchased an audio guide in English for 5 Euro, but that didn’t help with the boredom. The most interesting painting I saw was the Garden of Earthly Delights. Other than that, not even the Picasso impressed me. I realize that I am much more keen on impressionistic art than anything else. However, I do believe that if I were to do a guided tour of the Prado, had I not been so tired and traumatized from my stay at the hostel, I would have enjoyed it more.

Across from the Prado is the Real Academia Española. Being a Spanish teacher, I was truly impressed to be standing next to the governing body of the entire Castilian language. I met a nice family from Utah who took a photo for me in front of it.

After visiting the Prado, I ended up finding the Plaza de España, where I discovered that it was Pride Month in Spain as well as in America. I walked up to one of the many outdoor stands that were serving wine and cocktails, and ordered a Calimocho in a souvenir cup (although where that cup is now, I don’t know). I met some lovely young people who spoke way too quickly for me to understand, except that I told them that I was from New York, and learned that one of the peoples’ names was Marco. They told me I spoke Spanish very well (which seemed to be a common theme on this trip). We parted ways and I ended up in the crowd of hundreds in front of a stage where there was a drag queen singing.

I’ll continue this in my next post so that I can put the video on here…

*EDIT: Before going to the Prado, I went to a coffee shop called La Bicicleta. I was delighted to see tons of people working on their laptops in the shop, which made me think that it was really a place for locals. I overheard a group of people at the table next to me speaking English, and joined in on their conversation. It turns out that they were all auxes (minus one) and that one of them was from the Upper East Side and was Jewish. What a small world.

[beef-brisket]

Lucifer aggressively whispered to Lilith: What the hell is wrong with you?! Do you even know who that is?!

Lilith: No. Why should I care about some fa-.

Lucifer: Don't you dare finish that sentence! You're embarrassing me on purpose!

Lilith: Oh please, you're embarrassing yourself. You don't need my help with that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get a steady flow on drinks in me while you two watch the freak show.

Lucifer glares at her as she stands and walks away. He sighs and turns to Husk.

Lucifer: I'm so sorry about that.

Husk smiled: You're fine. That sounds like her issue, not yours. You handled that very well.

Lucifer smiled as Husk sipped his drink. It was bright pink and in a tall glass. There were four cherries pierced with a small, metal rod with a gem on the end.

Lucifer: Is that...

Husk: Cherries made to look like a beaded butt plug? Yeah. Yeah, it is.

Lucifer: Huh... yum.

Husk: Very! So, Mr Magne. Shall we talk business before the next performer comes out?

Lucifer took a quick sip of his own drink: Mm- yes! Let's!

Lilith watched from the bar, and she couldn't believe that this meeting was actually going well.

She had to stop herself from throwing her drink onto the stage as another queen came out. This one was tall and dressed in a pink showgirl outfit. It pissed Lilith off more that he looked gorgeous. So did that, Adaline guy. All of these clowns looked beautiful. And they knew how to sing.

Bar tender: You don't look pleased to be here. Dragged alone? Parden the pun.

Lilith turned back to the bar and saw on the most gorgeous women she's ever seen. She was the complete opposite of Lilith. She had short brown hair and was fit. Very fit.

Lilith: Oh- uh... my husband forced me to come here. Business meeting.

Bar tender: Business meeting? At a gay bar? Ha! Not the first time I heard that.

Lilith: ...I'm Lilith.

Bar tender: That's a strong name. Hot, too. I'm Eve.

Lilith blushed and shook Eve's hand: Pleasure.

Eve: So, husband, huh? Don't take this the wrong way, but he looks fruity as fuck. And you. Well, you're just a women's wet dream, aren't you~.

Lilith glanced at Lucifer, who was laughing and chatting with Husk. Stupid bastards.

She turned back to Eve, and leaned on the bar, pushing her tits out.

Lilith: Why only a wet dream~?

Eve: Mm, want to go out back, gorgeous? I'll show you what that twink of a husband couldn't~.

Lucifer finished his drink and looked over to Lilith to see her gone. He rolled his eyes.

Lucifer: Oh! Excuse me?

A waiter stopped next to his table.

Waiter: Hey, cutie, what can I do for you?

Lucifer did his best not to blush but he was failing.

Lucifer: I was wondering if you could send Adalines favorite drink to her? It's on me. As an apology for how my wife acted tonight-.

Husk: And send that beautiful pink goddess what I'm having!

Waiter: Angel Dust? Sure! So, that's one Sugar Daddy for Angel Dust and one Back Breaker for Adaline! Shall I attach your table number to the order?

Husk quickly nodded which made Lucifer laughed.

Lucifer: Yes please, also, sorry to be a pain. But could we get another round?

Waiter: Of course! I'll be right back!

Husk and Lucifer smiled as the waiter walked off.

Husk: Oooh, look at us!

Lucifer laughed: You're so drunk!

Husk: AND feeling fruity~.

Drag Queen Adam Au

@beef-brisket

Adam was still styling his long brown hair wig as Angel tied his corset up in the back, they had a show to do tonight and they always made a killing.

Angel: There, nice and tight. Perfect hour glass figure and it pushes up those tits of yours.~

Adam smiled as he looked it over, he never thought he'd be happy with having a naturally larger chest as a man but others finding him desirable really helped his confidence.

Adam: Thanks darling, you're a doll.

Angel smacked his ass: Get dressed and finish your makeup. That ass isn't going to shake itself, we need those tips so be extra hot.

Adam, in a more feminine voice: I'm always hot.~

His stage name was Adaline Starlight and she was fierce and sexy.

Angel: Love the confidence!

Adam slipped into his outfit for the night, everything was hand made and covered in glitter and rhinestones. He applied one more layer of lipgloss and put on his heels.

Adaline: Okay Angel I'm ready!

Angel: Let's go shake it!

Tonight Adam didn't know it, but there was going to be a man in the audience that would change his life drastically and for the better.

[callahanisms]

Thank you the post was gorgeous. And sorry for bringing up reader's gender. Old habits die hard. Could you do the same idea (from aegon and rhaenyra pist)for Alicent and Aemond? I promise to leave you be after that x)

hi! of course! you can also feel free to continue pestering me after this post. i love interacting with my readers!!

i also got your other message in my inbox, so for this post (y/n) will be someone who was unwillingly part of the black faction of the targaryen war of succession. (kind of goes against the hcs but it's all good and for fun)

alicent hightower

attempts to sabotage rhaenyra and her claim were futile. no matter what you did, they always managed to come back from their setback. and eventually, it did not take long for them to figure out it was you that had been sabotaging them.

daemon offers to slice off your head for treason, but it appeared rhaenyra was merciful. she says that you are to remain their prisoner.

safe to say, alicent no longer got your ravens.

when king’s landing fell to rhaenyra’s forces, she thought about jumping to her death. she thought about the freedom that would come. but soldiers took her away before she could reach the window.

she was dragged into the great hall and an unnatural sound left her when she saw you. “(y/n)!”

alicent runs over to you and she cups your face. your eyes were glazed over, as if in a trance. she notices your dirty clothes and the state of your being. “what have they done to you? my dear darling.”

she turns to rhaenyra, who sat upon the iron throne. she wore that golden crown of hers. her father’s crown. it almost made the former queen flinch when she saw its familiar shining light.

“we have done nothing. (y/n) should consider themselves lucky that my king consort did not execute them.” rhaenyra looks at her childhood friend. “albeit they do not fare well with travel.”

“you are cruel rhaenyra!”

“cruel? cruel?” she stands, taking a few steps forward. “do you want to know what is cruel, step-mother? usurping my throne under false claims that my father made. causing the death of my children!”

“they were bastards.”

“and does that mean they get to die?” the queen lets out a scoff. “in a way, you were the reason why your son’s eye got taken out.”

“do not dare speak about my son!” alicent exclaims. you could hear her voice crack. “where is he?”

“he is still alive. at the insistence of his lover. you, on the other hand.” daemon speaks up. “i believe it is best we do not let her get away.”

that could only mean one thing.

“rhaenyra! please!” alicent begs. “have mercy!”

“your sons did not have mercy. your father did not have mercy. you did not have mercy. and you will get none.”

your own breath was shaky but you managed to get the words out. “you will not hurt her. you have to get through me first.”

“how lovely.” rhaenyra sits back on the iron throne. “you are free to do what you want daemon.”

the king consort smiles as he pulls out dark sister.

“it is time the both of you join the vulture known as otto hightower.”

aemond targaryen

it was a miracle that he managed to survive the battle against daemon. how he didn’t die? he would never know. albeit his dragon was dead, beaten by the speed of the blood wyrm.

he went with the blacks willingly, a prisoner in dragonstone.

but what aemond one-eye didn’t expect was to see you: his lover. and to watch you undo his shackles and help him out of his cell to a nicer room. you scrubbed him clean and gave him his eyepatch back.

but he tossed it away and kissed you harder than ever, pushing you onto the bed.

that night, he ravished you like no other time. and when you both were done, he just buried his face in your chest and held you close.

cells did some good for the man. he had more time to contemplate his life and the choices that had led to him being thrown into the cell.

killing lucerys did nothing to ease the anger in his heart. it only made him grow more bitter and more angry.

you could even recall his anger in his voice, the way he talked to you unnatural. it hurt your heart to see him in pain. but there was no time to talk to him about how he was talking to you.

you had to go. your family would fight for rhaenyra and to remain in king’s landing would ultimately make you a political prisoner.

aemond hadn’t seen you in so long. and he just pounced when you two were finally alone in a comfortable bedroom. (smaller than the one at the red keep, yes, but certainly a luxury for a prisoner)

“i missed you.” is all he said before drifting off to sleep.

your peaceful morning was interrupted by daemon barging into the room. he wasn’t phased seeing the two of you together and told you to get dressed and see rhaenyra in the throne room.

you accompanied aemond to the throne room. and rhaenyra stood up. her body language told you that she wanted to just grab the nearest sword and thrust it into her brother’s body.

but she restrained herself.

“brother.”

“dearest sister.” aemond’s voice was a little hoarse from the previous night. “i finally get to see you after you locked me up for gods know how long. you are fortunate enough to have someone as kind as (y/n) amongst your court.”

“it was (y/n) who pled that you get a room.” he looks surprised. “you should consider yourself lucky that i did not have you immediately executed when you became our prisoner. you killed my son.”

“it was not on purpose.”

“really?” she steps down and makes her way over. “you killed my son! it not matters about purpose!” she yells. her voice rings out in the hall and it sounds broken.

how could it not be?

you stand in front of your lover. “my queen. please.”

“do not try (y/n). i tolerate this because of your mother and father. i do not tolerate you sleeping with our prisoner.”

“i swear to you on the graves of my father and brother, that prince aemond, your brother, did not intend to kill luke. i cared for luke like a brother. but please trust me. what would your father say?”

that seemed to calm her down a bit.

“your father would want you to be merciful. you said it yourself, you do not want to rule a kingdom of ash. and if we kill your brother, if you kill him, you will only rule ash.”

rhaenyra looks at aemond and her eyes linger on him before sighing. she looks at you with that familiar authoritative look. “you are responsible for him. if anything happens, it will befall you.”

“yes, your grace.”

[emma-d-klutz]

I’m sorry but Peter Parker as a high school science teacher lends itself to the funniest 3rd pov shit of all his possible professions by the widest fucking margin it is gorgeous. The thought of a bunch of 15-year-olds from Queens just so realistically deadpanning at all the questions they know they’ll never have answered.

Someone who saw an old yearbook asks if he and Coach Thompson were friends when they were in the same class together. Mr. Parker goes sharp and says, “I’m your teacher. That’s not what class time is for. ...And if Coach Thompson said anything, just keep in mind those are only his version of events.” They ask Coach Thompson the same question and get a similar response. Oh well.

Sometimes they’ll get to class, and the white board just says, “FREE PERIOD (Don’t tell anyone I’m not here).” Sometimes he’ll come to class totally beaten up but chipper and ready to teach. Most inexplicably, these two class periods were NOT consecutive. (If they had been consecutive, they could have started theorizing, but even that mercy has not been granted to them.)

A gun-wielding freak comes into their class, and their teacher not only yells at them to get out, but also throws in threats SO PERSONAL that they HAVE to know each other. Mr. Parker gets fed up with the back and forth and physically drags the gunman out of the room. One student stands up to close the door behind him and start closing the blinds. Others follow suit. They all sit in the lockdown corner with the lights off, and one student asks if they should unlock the door if Mr. Parker comes back. “No, shush!”

Like they all wish they’d get some answers, sure, but they’re not going to go looking for them or expect to get any, because that’s what life’s like at 15. Nobody ever tells you anything ever, and you more or less accept that’s just life and go back to worrying about the six hours of homework you have every day and if you should join yearbook committee just to tell a college you did.

It’s golden

Research scientist Peter Parker, CEO Peter Parker, reporter Peter Parker, and freelance photographer Peter Parker all have their own unique merits, but none of them have resigned teens with eyes as dead as his.