#ALLLLL THAT aside

[rockintapper]

when i tell you i feel So much happier now that im not in Mold Central

[soratonin]

trying to be nonchalant about blue lock then i remember at least half the men are canonically chubby chasers ......

[dinnorthstar]

every single brocedes edit i’ve ever seen has been AGAINST MY WILL

[eye-of-yelough]

what i really enjoy about abusive durgetash is is that if you get crazyinsane enough with it, durge’s GodMaster They’re In A Constant Battle To Break Their Chains From, goes from Bhaal to that fucking tyrant guy.

[summer-oil]

my friend i have never played mysmes but u are making me want to wahhh do u happen to have a recc or comment for someone who knows nothing about it !! hehe <3

CORA 🥹🥹🥹 i love youuu i miss you in my mind i’m kind of spinning u around clumsily until we both fall over . BUT WAHHHHHH I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING TO MYSELF WHO UR FAV WOULD BE LMAO …… i think maybe jumin just because he has sae vibes kinda . BUT LIKE HE’S CUTE��. but also in one of his bad endings he puts a tracking chip into the heels he bought you. anyway. OKAY SO !!!!

well rlly my first piece of advice is !!!! only play … if u have enough time . in your life . 😭😭 bc mysmes is a pretty unique otome game in the sense that you play the story in real time, meaning you have to check the app throughout the day and participate in enough chat rooms to avoid a bad ending (<- there are tons of these btw). no matter the route, it’ll take you eleven days to complete the story ! :3c i’m pretty sure you can’t miss more than 50% of the chats each day. and they pop up consistently every few hours or so! you cannnn use hourglasses to get chat rooms ’back’ after they disappear, though i wouldn’t recommend doing that since they cost money … they’re pretty cheap though so it’s up to u !!! just be aware that this game is infamous for ruining sleep schedules LMAO .

hmmmm also ! on the topic of bad ends, each route has like … seven ? endings in total and most are bad! (they’re generally rlly fucked up or crazy BHDJJS some are just sad though….) the ending you get depends on your story choices but also how active you are. to get a normal ending you need to make the right choices and keep your activity fairlyyyy high (again, 50% each day is probably enough?), and to get the good ending you need to do those things and invite enough guests to the rfa party (<- this will make sense once you play the game LMAO .. there are guides that’ll give you the ’correct’ guest responses, so i’d recommend using those :3c)

i think that’s it … i hope i’m not overwhelming u BHSHHSHS IT’S A RLLY FUN GAME . flaws aside. (each route has at least something that’ll make you go :/….. and again some bad ends areee sort of triggering so tread w caution ….. general tws for mysmes are cults(!!!), suicide, kidnapping, lots of bombs, yan cage shenanigans, dubcon-territory..)(i’m making it sound crazy and i mean it is but like it’s not . insane. other otomes are worse LMAO) I RLLY HOPE U LIKE IT …. i think you will ……….

[whoelsewillihaveicecreamwith]

Made myself ill at the thought that there could be a real possibility of khuxdrml era characters showing up in a new kh4 trailer and i think i might pass away at the mere sight of them

[fragilecapric0rnn]

Sorry but I did not come to Hot and Compelling Women Party to talk abt dudes

Peace and love and whatever but I did not watch that television program and come out of it wanting to talk abt THE MEN

[corntort]

PLEASE elaborate on the cscu it seems absolutely fascinating

cscu (CAR SALSEMAN CINEMATIC UNIVERSE) is a silly spinoff au incredibly close to me and some friends' hearts. and dicks. mainly hearts.

we saw the one off drawing made by andy tunstall (this one) and went haha ^_^ thats fun! what if he was a ditzy stupid crazy jittery car salesman tho? (MISTAKE NUMBER ONE. IT ALL GOES DOWNHILL FROM HERE)

OKAY im gonna summarize and then get REALLLLY DETAILED so bear with me.

fark and spark live in a mobile home/RV park with ej and astra. ej usually goes to school during the day and astra goes out and does Anything Else most of the time so theyre barely home between school/activities/visiting family. spark is pretty much unemployed, only taking up odd jobs here n there for a little extra cash and spends the rest of the time screaming at the tv/napping/trying to fix her busted up cars in her yard/etc. fark works in the used car dealership obvs. spark spends most nights staking out in front of their mobile home for farks (MANY) enemies that try and get into fights with him. she guards the house with a definitely illegal sawed of shotgun.

spark and fark are a freak ass southern married couple.

the full rundown is fark is working at his used car shop in the DEEP rural south (as in, no other town for at least 60 miles) in a small town. he inherited it from his fsmily after they torn down lots of local loved business for something much "cleaner" and to capitalize on the money they could make of being a good pitstop for traveling formies. clarity and freom were notorious in the town for their disregard of local businesses, making more than enough enemies when they bulldoze/compete with gas stations/hotels/motels for their cleaner more modern buildings. clarity is a pretty busted up bot down here though, unable to get repaired due to her age and her parts growing obsolete, so when she finally shuts down shes shut down for Good, leaving the fortune they made to freom.

freom doesnt use a cent of it, it pretty much just rots in an account since her death kinda fucked him up bad. he lives on the outskirts and doesnt go out pretty much ever.

fark doesnt see much of the money either, separating himself from clarity and freom as Soon as he could. other than them buying the used car lot for him and getting him up and running, he didnt really associate with them, but it disnt matter since the town already didnt like him by association to clarity and freom. and it doesnt help that he oversells the quality of his used cars, giving people pretty shitty deals and making even More enemies out of it.

but the enemies that hate him most are ej (at first) and astra. ej and astra stayed with clarity after fark moved out. fark has a lot of survivors guilt, ej saw him as the brother that left and hes pretty angry about it for a really long time, astra has the same anger but 10x worse towards fark. she suffered the brunt of clarity and freoms manipulation and abuse after fark left and she really REALLY resents him for it. she and ej were forced to move in with him after clarity died and ej warms up to fark because of his youth but astra cant.

theres a LOT of tension between her and fark, but she really likes spark, so she doesnt stay gone for too long (the most is like a week and a half). shes a college drop out because of all the stress it gave her amidst all her family troubles qnd she struggles holding a job down but she gets a bit better with time.

ej is as hotheaded and impulsive as usual, finding ways to take out his aggression in school sports and constant practice. hes just very angry and gets in trouble a lot but he is a really good kid, fark tries his best to nudge him in the right direction, spark also has a lot of patience for both his and astra's tempers, cause she was the same as a kid.

caaaant think of anything else to add its late i shouldve been asleep hoyrs ago.

this is so separated from the canon source it might as well be an oc story between me and my close friends LOL. but i am sharing it with u all as well

[andiv3r]

Tumblr folks 💀 pls help me I was drawing Crowley (the same WIP I posted earlier) and my homophobic Baptist Christian grandma came up and said "whatcha drawing" and I can't very well say "oh I'm drawing a gay genderfluid demon" now can I? So I just said "uhhh... a... person." And she was staring SO SUSPICIOUSLY AT THE DRAWING AND HIS EYES AND THE POINTY EARS I GAVE HIM and I just had to SIT THERE-

Also here's an update on the drawing.

[morballs]

I think that people frequently tend to forget that Mackenzie is a little shit in the WM campaign, both through the few player choices and just in normal dialogue and cutscenes

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

My friends trying to help me find a car only to somehow find private sellers all trying to hock minivans with 200k miles from families with like six freaking kids

[xviruserrorx]

I do find it funny that t1d and adrenal insufficiency is really like "you're body doesn't properly produce a hormone you need to live, my body doesn't properly produce a hormone I need to live" we should be besties really

[connormoving]

perhapsing umm. edible

[smolbeandrabbles]

Me, reading this fic:

I ran out of tags! 🥲 It’s been so fun to read your work! 🥰 Especially of the certified Best Boy™️

I can’t wait to read more 💚

Dance with me? (Roronoa Zoro x f!reader)

Summary: you try to convince Zoro to dance to a slow song with you.

A/n: okay so i love dancing. And i love Zoro. So i thought: why not have Zoro dancing?! And then this idea came out 🤣 it's kinda short, just cause i wanted to write down this scenario ajskajakja i hope you like it though 🩷 this was slightly inspired by Selena Gomez's Body Heat. This song isn't as slow as the song i imagine them dancing to in the fic but the lyrics fit sooo well 🤭 also let's pretend there's a band playing at the Baratie lmaooo

Warnings: drinking, swearing, maybe ooc Zoro (i just had to get this man dancing yk ajskajksja)

"We're connected by the sun

And all of the stars above

You melt me and my body feels no shame

And I don't care tonight

If it burns too bright

'Cause, baby, that's why I came"

You were at the Baratie celebrating after very a successful mission!

Luffy and Usopp were inside eating as much as they could (like always lol) and you were outside watching the band play and the people dance.

Sitting with you and sharing drinks, there were your best friend Nami and your crush Roronoa Zoro.

Yep, you were crushing on the moss haired swordsman ever since you joined the straw hats.

You thought about confessing to him several times, but you were really afraid of being rejected and making things awkward at the Going Merry. No, you couldn't risk that, not when you loved your crew that much.

What you didn't know is that the pretty swordsman felt exactly the same, even though he tried to fight that feeling everytime you flashed your beautiful smile at him.

yeah two idiots secretly in love with each other oh well ajskajskaj

The three of you were just relaxing and drinking when the band started playing one of your favorite songs. It was a slow and romantic song that touched deep into your heart.

- oh my gosh, i love this song - you closed your eyes and started swaying to the beat. It felt wonderful.

You weren't sure if it was the alcohol making you brave or if you just couldn't stand hiding your feelings anymore, but you turned to face Zoro and you were so certain of what you were saying even he was a bit surprised.

- come on, dance with me - you said, very sure of your words.

- what? No. I don't do "dancing", (Y/N). - Zoro replied, crossing his arms and looking away, knowing very well that if he kept looking at your beautiful eyes he was going to give in at some point.

- please, it's just one song... i can lead you - you said almost pleading.

You approached him and put your small hand on his strong arm (yep, the alcohol definitely was making you brave). That's when he couldn't resist anymore and turned to look at you.

- please, Zoro... for me?

The way you said that and tilted your head slightly to the side made Zoro feel something deep inside of him he never had felt before. How could he say no to you?

He rolled his eyes:

- okay, okay... but just one song. Make it quick.

You were so happy you nearly jumped out of your seat.

- yay!! It'll be short, i promise. Let's go! - you said clapping and happily standing up.

He got up too and you grabbed his hand to lead him to the dance area. Yes, you just grabbed the Roronoa Zoro's hand and pulled him with you. Maybe it weren't the drinks, maybe you were just really determined to be with him ajskajskaj

When you got there, you started giving him the directions.

- okay, you have to put your hands here - you grabbed both his hands and placed them on your waist. The touch was so soft and intimate it made your whole skin tingle - and i go here - you placed your arms around his neck.

You could feel he was still a bit suspicious about the whole thing for how tense his muscles felt, but you decided you were going to make that a good time for both of you.

- hey, you're tense - you said softly - just... relax, okay? I know it may seem scary but dancing is supposed to be fun. You don't have to be a pro to enjoy it, just... feel it. It's just you and I having a good time together. No pressure at all.

Little did you know Zoro wasn't feeling nervous because of the dancing. Well, maybe a bit (he had never done that before ajskajskaj), but it wasn't the main reason.

He was nervous for being that close to you. God knows what he could do being so close to the girl he had been crushing on for so long.

You ran your hands through his shoulders and arms, trying to calm him down and feeling his strong muscles slowly relaxing under your touch.

- now you just focus on the beat and move along. When i move right, you move right. When i go back, you go forward. Just... feel it and enjoy - you said kindly and you started moving with the song.

You both moved smoothly through the dance floor and it felt amazing.

- see, it's not that hard. I'm sure you've faced bigger challenges than this one, pirate hunter - you emphasized these two words in a mocking way.

That made him chuckle and look down, feeling a bit shy.

Yes! You made him laugh 🤩 you loved knowing you were the one to create such cute sight.

On the other hand: fuck, you made him laugh 💀 everytime he smiled it made you weak on your knees and you couldn't even think straight.

That's when you closed your eyes and rested your head on his chest, while you both just moved along to the beat. It was such a blissful moment, dancing to a song you loved and sharing it with a person you loved too.

Being there with him, enjoying the beat, feeling safe in Zoro's arms... you felt like you could live in that moment forever.

When you lifted your head and looked into his eyes again, it was like the rest of the world disappeared. There was just the two of you, holding each other and sharing loving looks.

You were so close and you could feel his eyes staring at your lips. You took that as a sign.

You cupped his cheek and slowly went in for a kiss.

Was that really happening?! You wanted to pinch yourself to check if all of that wasn't actually another delulu dream of yours.

But it was real. You could feel it.

The kiss was soft and sweet, but also full of emotion.

When you parted you were blushing madly so you just hid your face on his chest again and went back to dancing. This time you could feel he laid his head on top of yours too and that made your heart so warm. And that's because you didn't know he was enjoying it so much he had his eyes closed too, or else you would have exploded.

You knew at some point later you and Zoro would have to discuss feelings and stuff, but at that moment all that mattered was enjoying now.

You stayed like that for another few seconds until the song ended and everyone started clapping at the band. You and Zoro parted and smiled at each other. crap there was that pretty smile again

- see, you nailed it! - you said playfully punching him - thank you for coming with me, it was so nice. And i kept my promise, short and quick - you chuckled.

- yeah... now i kinda wish it lasted longer though - he said trying to look away to hide the small blush that was on his cheeks. Now besides smiling!Zoro, you also had him blushing?! It was definitely a dream.

You hooked your arm in his and led him out the dance area.

When you were going back to your seats, you saw Nami staring at you with a smug face. Damn, was she watching the whole thing?! Prepare for teasing in 3, 2...

- what a show, huh? - Nami said smirking and raising her eyebrows.

- shut up, Nami - Zoro said nonchalantly as he sat down and crossed his arms again, with that "100% done" face of his to try to hide the faint blush that was still on his cheeks.

You just chuckled and sat down for another drink, still feeling the bliss of that amazing moment you had just lived.

And you know what, the night was just beginning. Who knows what else could happen 😉

"Let's go all night

Just you and me

If you're the flame, I'm kerosene"

[forsaken-headcanons]

Ughhhhh me realizing one of the asks I submitted I accidentally misgendered Noob by accident and called John "Jason" ACCHHHHKKK- >XC

But that's fine... Because now I am going to chomp each of the characters and see how they taste! Starting off the main guys ingame >:D rankings are my personal opinion. (I'll do the others like Mafioso, Azure, etc. Later maybe)

I am so sorry if this is too much to tag-

Survivors!! DX

Noob - Ooooh I can taste the sadness of this one! A bit basic, but a nice flavor! Tastes like some salty snacks with a hint of spicy, crisp, flavorful soda. Gives me a strange sense of regret and guilt though! 7/10

007n7 - Oohhhhh the depression I can taste off you lore-wise currently.. Of course, tastes like a basic cheeseburger with lettuce, but also some desserts like cake or ice cream! Definitely saving this for when I feel sad! 8/10

Shedletsky - Obviously tastes like chicken and hot sauce (HC for the hot sauce one), but definitely has a hint of wacky meme faces and an unhealthy addiction to chcikens. And for some reason, I feel all the hate leaving me! Huh... 7/10

Guest 1337 - Oof, tough to bite... But definitely worth it, it's thick and chewy, a hint of blueberry and well, personally, delicious watermelon! Definitely a taste that I would trust to save my life when I need it! 8/10

Chance - Mhm! I can taste the rich boy smug ass off of you! Tastes like... A red velvet cake, with some.. Shiny coins! Interesting texture and flavor feel, and a sense of lady luck being on my side for eating this! 9/10

Two Time - OOOHH BOY! You aren't okay mentally in the slightest. But putting that aside, creamy vanilla and fudgy dark chocolate with the sense of cultish aura around this flavor. The aftertaste for some reason makes me more unnaturally calm yet also a little... Off. 7/10

Elliot - While obviously has a taste of pizza, I can detect some ice cream in some parts! Definitely makes me feel like a hardworker who may or may not punch someone in the balls if I get waayyyy too ticked off. 7/10

Dusekkar - I burnt my tongue while tasting this one! It was an odd tasting pumpkin, tasted more like wax than anything... And the highest concentration power of the sun, but the aftertaste of feeling like the most powerful magical wizard of alllll of the lands~! 5/10

Builderman - I had a sentry shooting at me for this, but definitely tastes like metal and apple fritters! Has a little taste of powder and... A ton of other stuff in the toolbox, but very interesting! I feel the sudden urge to grab the banhammer and smash everything! 6/10

Taph - Oooo... Definitely has an explosive flavor! A bit of cherry and lemonade that really just lasts for a while, it even stained my tongue pink! Not to mention the now awful amount of parasocialness I feel now that I tasted it... 8/10

Killers!! >XD

Jason - It makes me feel nostalgic! It's like a mother's cooking, except that said mom is dead! Ooohhh.. Tastes a bit like blood though, but definitely a classic! Makes me quiet for some reason and... Hey, who's that ladies voice in my head? 7/10

C00lkid - Took a quick chomp! Tastes like dirt cake with a ton of junk food... And some.. Pills! Definitely feels unsettling like the fire gates of hell opening... To say, this does make me feel childish, makes me feel like I wanna play tag! 7/10

1x1x1x1 - A strange amount of eggs... A dehydrated limes! Bleughhh, nooooo, limes shouldn't be dehydrated!! And also, it tastes like poison and it's now in my mouth! But, I do gotta say, the egg flavor is helping it... And has a hint of a leafy texture. But it doesn't help I now feel extremely hateful, negative and toxic!!! Ughhhhh, I hate everything now!! 3/10

John Doe - It's... Weird! It ranges from a basic flavored spaghetti to the most saucy, delicious, creamy, moist spaghetti in my life! Tastes a bit tainted though, like old corrupted code... Euughhhh, I feel like something bad is taking me over. 5/10

Done! Ooohhh boy, it was sure alot trying to take a quick bite of a everyone, there's alot of blood and alot of other stuff in my mouth. Now if you excuse me, I'll now disinfect my tongue with a bunch of chemicals..

- Fruiticious Anon

Wh. What. What. How is this possible. Hu😨

What do you mean burnt your tongue? An odd pumpkin flavor? Wax?

i wipe off the crumbs of dusekkar all over my mouth as i squint my eyes at you, furrowing my brows in confusion

What are you talking about.

[peanutheaddd]

As someone who grew up catholic and still kinda practices the faith, DUDE THIS AU FUCKING SLAPS ‼️‼️🗣🗣. LIKE DUDE u get so many things correct and the way u portray Dogman as a priest is awesome. I love this au so much u have no idea dawg. Also THE FUCKING POSSESSION DRAWING HELLO???? ABSOLUTE CINEMA 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 I'm such a sucker for bright colored art and when I saw all that delicious bright red I immediately flipped out 🗣🗣 Ur art is incredible man plz remember that 🤟🏽🤟🏽

Alsoo, does God ever find out abt what's going on with Dogman and Petey???? Idk if anyone asked that already so sorry in advance, but that question has been on my mind since I saw this au.

Anyways stay lit man u rock ‼️

WOW THANK YOU!!!!!!! i only have some ideas abt catholicism so good to know im not fucking up Heh….

and NEVAH BE SORRY FOR ASKING REPEAT QUESTIONS!! sometimes they make me rethink stuff or they let me do new lore drops so its ALLLLL GOOOODDDD

? Why does my sunglass emoji Keep turning intoa img. this has hapoened more thwn once now.

as for ur question yah god Def knows Lol. god is omnipotent but idt u even need omnipotence to see that dm and petey have some freaky situationship going on LMFAAAOOOO

in my head part of the reason god came out of hibernation in the first place is Because they were aware of dm and peteys bond . smth abt how theyre diametrically opposed and Should represent everything that made god go dormant in the first place (blind polarization) except they Dont . they put aside their differences and they work together and compromise and sacrifice . the love they have for each other and for lil petey is like. Palpable. and its ultimately all abt love innit LOL

so yesss god def knows abt their relationship and they r deteys number one supporter LOL