#ALL-STAR

[facts-i-just-made-up]

This is the last dang time I lend my bible to an ogre...

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Angel Reese became the 1st rookie in the WNBA to record a double-double in an All-Star game since 1999

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sunrise

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Real-Time Fandub | August 19, 2024 [Patreon $]

Original video by @roxalotl

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1972

[liacobain]

Bro someone needs to remind some folks that the all-star voting is for the fans (mainly). The Kate haters really coming out because she has 91K votes and is ranked 12 😭

the fan votes barely even matter i feel like. it’s mainly the league and then the players who choose. i cannot WAIT to see who the players vote for

[doodling-dipshit]

All-Star gets isolated into his own post because I dreaded drawing his stupid helmet.

[oobxlr8r]

Week 32

Week 32

[facts-i-just-made-up]

*smacks your door open like Shrek* FACTS ABOUT VULTURES, BRO?

A… VULTURE is a raptor across the world adapted to feed on diverse creatures once dead. They can snack on carrion pausing from aviation to shine as pinnacle symbols of dread.

Well, these birds barf acid and they digest rapid, Circling a carcass even 'fore it goes flaccid. But some will kill lambs just to eat their bones, they scoop 'em up live and they drop 'em on stones.

Some have bald heads, some fly in fleets, Some cool off by pissing on their feet. Their stomach acid kills most disease, As digitigrades they have funky knees.

Condor- That's a Vulture, They're endangered, must breed. Bearded- That's a Vulture, They digest bones to feed. There's species in new world and old, They have feathers to protect from the cold.

In some legends, they can play the grim reaper. Then in others, they can be your soul's keeper. To Aztecs they meant rejuvenation, In the Ramayana one had earned much veneration. Some can use tools like rocks to break shells, some can hunt well only using just smell, some will dye their feathers with red blood, without them most ecologies would go thud.

Turkey- That's a Vulture, Turkey Vultures, I mean. Buzzard- That's a Vulture, They're endemic to Crete. A feeding group is called a "wake," then when they're in flight, a "kettle" they make.

(Musical interlude and wet Vulture eating sounds sample)

Hooded- That's a Vulture, They can nest in palm trees. Griffon- That's a Vulture, They're big on Halloween. Dress as vultures to impress your friends, They'll all miss the bird jokes when holidays end…

Some vultures lack notes- There's no organ in their throats that can make a chirp or caw or a squeak. But, if they were to quote, they would probly rather eat a goat, that was already minced for their beak.

So, that's a vulture, that's their avian culture. Immortalized in paintings and immortalized in sculpture. They're pretty cool birds and they sure look neat, especially when dripping with rotting meat. So help conserve and leave them be, and adore them if they're in a tree. Accipitridae or Cathartidae, Enjoy them all and look at them fly!

White-Rump, that's a Vulture, it is named for its butt. Palm-nut, that's a Vulture, it can feed on mollusks. So that's all about this fine bird. Go and fact check everything that you've just heard. Yes, that's all about this great bird. No go write about them, you absolute nerd.

[marcos-h-c]

DC Fan Art Comic

So, I am thinking about doing a comic of the old DC characters Iron Munro, Fury and Flying Fox -the replacement for the golden age trinity once the Crisis on Infinite Earth merged the multiverse on one New Earth.

This are some practice drawings of what I want to do, but my comic will be with less talk, because nowdays standards are different, but mostly will be like that.

...and my question is, will anyone will be up to read 3 comics of this age old forgotten DC heroes? I am doing to practice the 'western hero comic style', but it would be a shame that a story like that would be forgotten with nobody to read.

Please, let me now so I can start submitting things in places =D

[redglassbird]

Sometimes I recite the lyrics of all-star by smashmouth to myself when I'm bored or miserable like a poem because somehow even though I haven't heard it in years it's one of the only songs I have memorized

[indeedgoodman]

[magicaltrash]

Designed by the international architecture firm Arquitectonica, Disney's All-Star Sports Resort was the first of the All-Stars to open, debuting in April 1994, quickly followed by All-Star Music in November of the same year. // Walt Disney World, Disney's All-Star Sports Resort, End Zone Food Court, 2022 [Source: funfiero. Used by Permission.]

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12,000 Additional Words on "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Worlds", Focusing on the Cast

What follows was adapted from a talk I cooked up in celebration of the 60th anniversary of the epic comedy movie It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (November 7) as well as the centennial anniversary of one of its myriad stars, Dick Shawn (December 1). It was originally to have been a live Zoom talk, then a Youtube video, then I downsized it to an audio special with effects and music, then just a raw…

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Queen

Happy Birthday

July 13