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neil-gaiman · 8 months

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So I’m writing an English research paper on British authors and I chose you (Neil Gaiman) because I love your work (and you’re just awesome in general). My teacher seemed so excited when I told her I could probably get information from your various social media accounts, and potentially get a message back with maybe a random fact about yourself. Can you prove me right by responding? Please and thank you! Have a lovely day!

Hullo, I'm afraid Neil Gaiman doesn't have any social media.

A random fact? I think the best smashed avocado on toast anywhere in the whole world is served at Archie's All Day in Melbourne, Australia. If I could, I would send everyone who has ever sold avocado toast anywhere in the world to Archie's All Day to discover how good it can be and to reflect on how they could improve upon what they provide the world and how good it can be.

#I would like to be the Archie's All Day Smashed avocado on toast of literature #Or just write a decent sentence

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girlboyburger · 2 months

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fruit attack 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋🍌🍍🥭🍎🍏🍐🍑🍒🍓🫐🥝🥑🫒🥥

#mspaint mouse doodlie #you may have caught me off guard but when that avocado gets here #i'll catch it perfectly with my mouth with incredible accuracy and peel its skin with my tongue. impressing many beautiful women.#who all clap and cheer for me #ask #anon #my art #oc: cow

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edamammy · 8 months

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asheiji long distance doodledump 👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

#this is post canon btw #pre ash in japan #bc i said so #ash is down bad like look at him trying to pick his own avocados hes all grown up 🥲#my art #banana fish #ash lynx #asheiji #eiji okumura

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guild-museum · 4 days

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wishes

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #wind archer cookie #millennial tree cookie #frilled jellyfish cookie #white pearl cookie #red velvet cookie #avocado cookie #cake hounds #Sorry you can tell i was starting to doze off with some of these #my art #doodles #if you see this hiiii thank you for all the likes

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avocados-of-law · 9 months

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Four versions, one echidna

Rouge Amy Tails Big Sonic Shadow Eggman

#in this house we love and support all versions of knuckles #knuckles the echidna #sonic prime #sonic the hedgehog #knuckles gif #knuckles #knuckles the dread #gnarly knuckles #renegade knucks #avocados gif #<- gonna make this a tag for my gifs #mine

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penisexplosionwizard · 15 days

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is this anything

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snickerdoodlesart · 1 year

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Downpour Slug designs

#rain world #rain world downpour #rain world spoilers #rain world hunter #rain world monk #rain world survivor #rain world artificer #rain world spearmaster #rain world gourmand #rain world saint #rain world rivulet #downpour spoilers #slugcats #saints my favorite honestly #out of all of them I enjoyed drawing the avocado the most #them and spearm

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chvoswxtch · 8 months

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seeing pictures of charlie, elden, and deb back on set together and looking so happy legitimately makes me emotional like we really got them back y’all

we as a fandom fucking did THAT 🥲

#i’m not condoning bullying but if it’s bullying marvel or kevin feige to not fuck things up then it’s allowed #the avocados at law are back #also can we talk about how hot elden looks with his haircut???#they all look so damn good I wanna cry #charlie cox #matt murdock #elden Henson #foggy Nelson #deborah ann woll #karen page #daredevil #daredevil born again #marvel #court rambles #court pls shut the fuck up

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thebookofbill · 2 months

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I have never seen a tweet age this fucking badly

#billford #i have no quarrel with this person i just think it’s hilarious #posted TWO DAYS before the book of bill.#milk isn’t even enough this aged like a damn avocado #i was the bookmark because i wanted to see if this would happen #i know you’re all nice but to be clear: please don’t find or bother this person. i don’t want any problems

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bigcatbulges · 2 years

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Source - Boardwalkfogg

#gay furry #gay furry doberman #gay furry belly #gay furry gainer #gay furry bulge #artists twitter above #ngl that looks like a good fuckin buger will all that avocado

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padawansuggest · 2 years

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Obi-Wan: *helping plan Anakin and Padme’s anniversary vacation they’re all going on* Don’t worry, I got the brunch menus taken care of. I found five different types of sangria that I wanna try this weekend so I’m getting a fuckton of fruit and vodka. I don’t even think Fives will have any allergic reactions to any of these. Not like that time with the orange blossom honey that was apparently pollinated by an avocado tree.

Cody: I mean. I guess sangria doesn’t have as much alcohol as most, but considering it’s gonna be like nine in the morning, Imma tell you right now, whatever amount of vodka the recipe asks for, halve it.

Obi-Wan: It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make but I will also be bringing twice as much wine to make up for it.

Cody: Lovely. And the food menu?

Obi-Wan: …I knew I was forgetting something there…

Rex: *patting Cody on the shoulder* He’s a keeper.

Cody: Yeah, I keep him indoors for everyone’s safety. Mostly alcohol poisoning.

Rex: Solid plan.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #captain rex #post clone wars #codywan #there is nothing gayer than brunch sangria #mimosas are for straight brunch #i love how I can drop dumbass fact like fives being allergic to avocados (jealous) and y’all ignore it #sometimes you think of yummy recipes and forget that other shit exists lol #I’m allergic to honey pollinated by strawberries and grapes lol #dad thinks it’s impossible to be allergic to honey but tell that to my closing throat covered in sores #okay technically I’m allergic to all honey but those ones close my throat. cherries too

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karouvas · 4 months

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I can understand someone not liking Gansey that much but I Can Not imagine calling him boring. Sir that’s President Freak of Clowntown right there…

#two worst Gansey takes are thinking he’s boring or that he’s not funny. Mr. so repressed his friends have different names for the different #versions of him… Mr. constantly reliving his own death Mr. has never made a friend he wasn’t psychosexually obsessed with and who wasn’t #psychosexually obsessed with him back. And he thinks all of these relationships are Normal… his favorite pizza topping is literally avocado #he’s in love with a dead welsh king who is the center point he redirects all his emotions toward… there are more freakish things he does I #know but they’re hard to articulate because he’s just. Yeah.#richard gansey #trc #gansey #s speaks #his name is literally Gansey. let’s just start there.#I may love him as a character but I can see why you wouldn’t especially like. Had I been introduced to him when I was older and not as an #11 year old girl I think this pretentious rich white boy could have been a harder sell for me in a few ways (I think I still would have #enjoyed more about him than I didn’t but my feelings would be a bit different) but still. Out of All the ya paranormal love interests #Gansey?? boring or unfunny?? Gansey???#Edit; sorry he’s had one friend he isn’t into and it was the old British professor he lived in Iceland with for a year and then ghosted