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all the while society conflates "being an adult" with "having a proper job" and "having money to make arbitrary Adult Purchases" disabled people who can't work - or can only work part time or can only do entry level baby jobs - will never be 'allowed' to be adults
you can say "being an adult is looking after yourself you don't have to have a job!!!" all you want but most people who say that will still assume anybody who doesn't either can't or won't 'look after themselves' actually. and every 'marker' of 'adulthood' that's observable and thus actually counts or whatever loops back around to... having a job and 'contributing' something
#yeah i have netflix on all day#i am quite literally signed off of work for the -rest of my life-#what the fuck else would you like me to do with my time when most people are in fact at work#or did you think i can't have the tv on and put laundry away at the same time or something#must i work on commissions on silence in a dour room to be perceived as an adult#anyway 'looking after yourself/your home/your pet' is not observable#to anybody who doesn't like ACTUALLY live in your house#unless you are extremely obviously NOT doing it#if a tree falls in a forest etc#owning a house? job. like not even 'in this economy? lol'#disabled people LITERALLY can't because we aren't allowed to have enough savings for a deposit#car? would you honestly trust me with a vehicle lol but also: job#you mostly cannot buy a car without one it's a requirement for the lease#otherwise you aren't 'trusted' to pay it on time#incidentally most landlords will also - perfectly legally - refuse to rent to you because you are going to be unreliable with the rent#which is being paid directly by the gov anyway like take your trust issues up with them bro#a family? if i get married or cohabit with a partner my income gets sliced in half#so to support even myself let alone a child would require. drumroll please. employment#savings? adults have savings right? yeah but unlike you i have a gov enforced cap on mine#'good furniture not shit from ikea' (someone has remarked that ikea furniture is 'college dorm-y' it's going here)#i mean do i have to say it
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i wanna do a poll thats like. 'artists do u report commission earnings on ur tax report' but that would make me sound like a fed
#also what if we all got tried for tax evasion LMAO.#anyways ummm. ahgfdsbvgjbfdhg#ok just looked at the gov site. uh oh! ahifuhAFHSDFBDVBfb#well speaking as an unemployed person this is all very annoying lmao. as a sole trader your income would be subject to#the individual tax free threshold which is 18200 aud#im obviously not making anywhere near that amount. but if ur operating as a business then they still want u to report everything#which is -_-#hmm actually. im realising this is more of a problem as an unemployed person#because its the closest thing to income... meanwhile when i had a job its obvious#that i was just getting pennies and wasnt devoting time to it...
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why is applying for jobs the worst thing on the planet
#''you should apply as soon as a position opens! within two days tops!''#my sibling in christ. how are you even just customizing and tweaking resumes and cover letters and other docs you already have#while also still going to work and eating and all that#maybe it's the adhd but i can do *maybe* 2-3 applications on a day I don't work#especially if they're academic or gov jobs with extensive and varied applications#I'm lucky to get one done if it's very extensive#*screams*
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#all-staff at work abt *waves hands*#specifically reminding/offering up the like free counseling for employees that we have access to#and being like. we will continue to do our work and to help the public as best we can w/in our sphere etc etc#professional life gonna get crazy (/neg) over the next year i think. live laugh love public service#anyways. i might take up the free counseling offer (and tbf i probably should've reached out like. months ago)#doing a presentation on the economic impact of immigrants and how the economy would melt if we didnt have them on friday. lmfao.#going to eat something that isn't halloween candy in the hopes of feeling less despair#i like. know if i can pick myself up and collect the pieces. well i have no choice but to pick myself up do i. so it's a when not an if#but i know the sooner i can the more of a positive impact i can have like both professionally and in my community and personal life#but it's really hard to pick up the pieces at speed. when i just want to go home to my parents and be a child again#n spreadsheets are fucking hard to read thru tears. even spreadsheets that i can see the clear line from my work to fighting fascistic govs#i have a spreadsheets job but i have a spreadsheets job where the bottom line is helping the public.#so every day that i can't pull myself together is potentially a delay on helping others. so i need to pull it the fuck together like Now#so i a) dont lose my job and b) dont end up causing problems where we are meant to help
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the right is literally talking about taking the 19th amendment away and people are acting like things won’t change much under trump
#i’m not vote shaming anyone#i’m not#i hate our system and i didn’t feel amazing about voting dem#but#trump literally talks about talking to israel’s pm on the phone all the time#he said he wants them to ‘finish the job’#he legitimatized settlements when he was president#the right sees this conflict as leading to the rapture#israel’s gov wants trump to win etc#idk man#i hate it here#his own cabinet is called him a fascist#and now he won’t have guardrails
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have you posted abt the accounting au ??? who’s in AP (that’s me ayoooo)
yeah its ace assurance au (i made it while taking audit lol)
off the top of my head i think i made most of em involved in tax but i think thats ALSO bc i was taking tax so it was all i could think of lololol
at least phoenix and apollo i wanna keep in tax bc the gavins are also in tax and dhurke is a tax attorney, i gave most of the prosecutors vague finance jobs bc i know fuckall about finance (the finance/accounting difference is the hill i will die on). i think athena was in auditing but maybe forensic accounting makes more sense for what her role was supposed to be (havent taken forensic yet but i assume thats what emas gonna be doing here)?
theres still like. murder happening. but they all just go damn thats crazy thank god thats not my job to deal with
tbh i keep forgetting and then retconning things so its all. nonsense
#if im being real with you im flying by the deat of my pants with this au bc my school ONLY talked about public assurance firm jobs#when im trying to go into nonprofit SOOOOO im having to figure out how everything works by myself#thats why i was so excited i got into a program bc it covers gov forensic nonprofit and all that shit#in the dsm theres a disclaimer that having a special interest does not make one an expert in a topic#and next to it theres a picture of me#timscreaming again#ace assurance au
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Need to go in to work for half a day today and make 66$ wtf
#and i had to go to grad school to get this job#and they pay me barely over min wage#all funded by the federal gov mind you
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finished greywaren.
#adam and ronan are engaged#silently#without a word#ronan handing him a ring and him putting it on while they both just look at the stars#ripping myself apart#jordan and declan are married#i hope he bought her a social security card as a ring#jordan walking into the farmhouse just to say “pozzi” and declan smiling with all his teeth#gansey and blue are still travelers but now they have degrees that they are so so psyched about#gansey telling ronan that it dawned on him and blue the other day that being s teenager fucking sucked#one day i will get out of this hellhole#and ronan trusted Hennessy to keep Adam's conscienceness together so he could save the world with his fire#and the lynch Brothers are friends again#and adam got a .gov job that no one really knows what it is that he does#but it keeos him traveling#and ronan and Hennessy travel to help dreams and dreamers#adam nor ronan mantain a permanent residence#but they meet consistently during their travels to fall into each other's arms once again#and there will always be the barns waiting for them at the end#for all of them#the ghost show(me)#ronan lynch#adam parrish#blue sargent#richard gansey iii#jordan hennessy#declan lynch#matthew lynch#greywaren#the dreamer trilogy
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the thing about Hawai’i politics is that. You absolutely need to criticize the local government. But you also need to stand the economic and political politics of living in a place where the local government doesn’t have an iota of the power of the mega corporations like Hilton and Sheraton that run mega resorts here, nor the billionaires like mark Zuckerberg, Larry Ellison, or Jeff bezos that run second homes here or have quasi-feudal estates or exert far far more power than the relatively progressive county and state governments
like. You have to clock what it is that a man worth over 100 billion dollars purchased 98% of an island. What that’s like. What power does a city councilman who represents that island in a council have over a man worth over 100 billion who both owns the land people live on AND the hotels they work at
#A) HI runs and is far more like a separate nation than another U.S. state even if under mainland colonial control#B) us imperialism is and always has run through the interests of mega corporations that may not be *officla* government actors#So so so many issues boil into the market forces in a Neo imperial world in a place with a long history of colonialism#schools struggle to keep teachers and local businesses struggle to keep employees because the wages don’t match the insane cost of living#Local agriculture and food industries struggle because the cost of supplies and cost of living for farmers#Makes their produce more expensive than most people can afford so we have to buy from Walmart#Young people and families keep leaving and there’s increasingly severe labour shortages for basically ever job in terms of#Everything from minimum wage local jobs to local doctors teachers and lawyers#So every aspect of local society struggles to keep going#And all those deficits make hi a harder and harder place to live#There’s market forces that are just. Beyond us all#also the most powerful gov actor by far is the national military and you think city council has more control than the pacific fleet? PFFFF
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Why do they say dragon is luffy's father but doesn't look much like him... I mean it is true but why point it out... in that way he doesn't look like garp either
#i thot we were gonna get baby luffy but no.... old man luffy.....#also the opening is so intense 'dreams save all of us' and the arc starts with luffys dream i might throw up#zoro and brook staying behind to protect them from the government.... yeah.... VEGAPUNK AND DRAGON??? ACTUALLY FLABBERGASTED#maybe vegapunk is part of the rev army but then he modified kuma on the behalf of the gov??? thats so cruel.....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1094#the fucking opening..... dream save all of us like okay damn it goes hard#incredible how they just take the hit from the laser.... minor injuries that's all... seraphim jinbe has mr pink's power???#how come sanji hasnt immediately jumped on the seraphim like god. and nami not being able to hurt children yeaaahhhh ROBIN GO OFF!!!#zoro conveniently being the only one who doesnt see the seraphim..... come on....#york what an icon i wish thay were my job too. eat shit sleep amazing#900 YEARS AGO???? EMPTY CENTURY TIME!!!!!!!! LETSGOOOOO D LORE D LORE D LORE#episode 1095#and that is IT for today. yesterday i watched like 5 today we are measured.#<- this is when you find out i stack episodes on my posts even if i dont watch them one after the other...#i am sensitive rn and the preview has ohara and robin crying i am not making it out of this one folks#YEAH YEHA THE KINGDOM (OF THE D I AM SURE) VS THE WORLD GOV usopp hitting his head against the floor akdjka#clover and noland have to be related the flora on head has to be genetic or smth#also now they showed lulusiq being obliterated we can assume imu was responsible for destroying this advanced kingdom right#THE BOOKS FROM OHARA MADE IT????!!!!! DRAGON IN OHARA??? THEY HAVE THEM??? BUT THEIR BASE BURNED????#luffy calling the robot robo ace. should i end it all rn be honest. and the robot turned on. nvm someone was in there#vegapunk meeting with luffy knowing dragon oof also ohara was in the west blue???? wow#episode 1096#that giant was the one in dressrosa??? hierjudin??? omg dragon without his tattoo... 33?? damn he is 55 now...#OMG JAGUAR D SAUL GIANT FROM ELBAF????? VEGAPUNK DIDNT JOIN THE REVILUTIONARIES??? SELL OUT!!!#dragon pacifist???? god this lore. sanji didnt know about ivasan??? the books are in elbaf... with saul.... omg.....robin ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#jinbes face reacting to vegapunks fruit ajdjsjs did vegapunk cut off his head? is he stupid?? -luffy#vegapunk wants to make wikipedia.... omg lucci already too... the robot attacked marie geoise ✍️✍️✍️#episode 1097
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#tbd#im not saying that all of us with gov/gov adjacent jobs are all brain rotting over the same dorm#but i'm not not saying it either#peers at the dash
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I think I’m spiraling :(
#personal#US economy is so fucked I have to get a THIRD job just to save enough money for the plans I have#and even then it might not be enough#I hope everyone in gov who chooses to keep us in poverty dies immediately and all at once
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I managed to not get sick (not even a cold) for the last 3 years even though I LIVED in a house with 2 people who got covid, and everyone else I know has been sick multiple times. I'm really, really careful.
We've been staying here for less than 6 months and I've gotten sick twice. I haven't stopped being careful. But my friend's dad? He is THE most disgusting man I've EVER met. Hands down. I don't say that lightly, he is atrocious. He constantly has pneumonia and doesn't wear a mask because "it's not covid." He sounds like gollum. He can't stand up without passing out. He is constantly saying he's FINE and NOT SICK.
He has an open wound on his foot that he doesn't take care of and he bleeds all over the floor/rugs in common areas and then LEAVES IT THERE. He bled all over a roll of TP the other day and then just... left it like that for everyone to use! No big deal!! His wife scrubbed the bathroom floor the other day on her hands and knees to get his bloodstains off of it, and the NEXT DAY he bled all over it again.
He popped his dentures out of his mouth, with food on them, and LEFT THEM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. WITH FOOD ON THEM. FOR HOURS. The past 2 days, he's had a steak that is TWO YEARS out of date "thawing" on the counter for 10+ hours each day (it was not frozen!!!!!!). He always does this. He will leave leftover food out on the counter at room temperature ALL DAY before he eats it. And then he'll leave his leftovers on the counter knowing they have mice. (Four of the five of us have been trying desperately to get rid of the mice for months. Guess who's not helping!)
He also doesn't wash his hands. I don't mean "I've caught him doing that." I mean, he'll like, stick his whole hand in lasagna sauce and then open every door in the kitchen with that hand and just leave sticky handprints on everything like a toddler. This happens DAILY. There are FOUR other people who clean up after this man. You can clean everything in the kitchen spotless and go back in there tomorrow at 9am and he'll have fucked it up already. He dumps his old coffee cup into the sink OVER TOP OF THE CLEAN DISHES IN THE RACK. He does that OFTEN! Not just once! Like, regularly!!!
Like yes he's letting us stay here for free. The toll it takes is psychological. Truly I don't even think he notices that other people inhabit Earth with him, let alone his own house. He could not be bothered to care about anyone else if you paid him. We've told him repeatedly that we're staying here because we're disabled and thus homeless, and that we are immunocompromised, and he keeps going "oh, yeah!" And then insisting he doesn't have to change anything because it's "not covid." Like, buddy, I don't care if its covid, RSV, pneumonia, swine flu, or some yet undescribed mutation of a virus that melted out of the ice caps and flew up your nose. I DONT WANT IT!!!!!!!
Anyway I have really good reason to believe that it's either the conditions in the house and/or Pat's fault that Bel and I both keep getting sick, because we both had this shit on lock for YEARS before we came here. We cannot fucking wait to get back to the woods in no small part due to the personal space it will afford us from people
#me#prsnl#none of this is to say im not grateful!!!!!#we owe a lot to this family rn!!!!#but it would be cool if people didnt like. idk. feel entitled to make us sick all the fucking time.#it would be cool if yall continued to care once the government said you could stop.#its just extra rich to me when its someone LIKE PAT who we KNOW doesnt care what the gov says#you dont fucking trust the government 99% of the time. but the cdc said covid? don't worry about it! :)#and you went: gee okay! thanks!#good job everyone#also i think d8 could be a factor#that shit is unregulated and we got a... weird bad cart last time
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Love my coworkers sm 😭😭 they’re all trying to hook my up with a promotion
#someone in a diff department is leaving in a few weeks and I was the first to learn about it lol#was immediately shuttled down by someone to ask about the position and job requirements and advice and all that#it would be in records! which I have no experience with bc I work in cus service / a niche gov field#and I really like my niche gov field but I have a leg up bc I already know all of the internal codes and all that#I’m gonna try for it! all of my supervisors and coworkers offered to be references and to look over my resume which is really sweet#i probs won’t get it but hey! i thought I wouldn’t get this job and here we are!#ramblings
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swear to god if i open a fanfic ONE MORE TIME only to be greeted with an author's note saying "i asked chatgpt to tell me a story about-" i am going to go fucking NUCLEAR
#it's NEVER tagged!!!#i am so sick and FUCKING tired of hearing about chat bot shit. it's irresponsible tech that is only gonna help spread misinformation#/be used as a tool by corporate America to crank out shitty computer generated content#bc anything is better than having to hire people and pay them what they're worth am i right guys!#my job won't shut up about chatgpt i don't wanna have to see this shit on AO3 dot gov! please! is anything sacred!#I've already started running into endless variations of the same regurgitated paraphrased clearly AI-written garbage misinformation article#half of the time whenever i try to google something! i just keep getting AI generated garbage instead of any actual helpful information#side note: is Google like... super fucking broken for anyone else in terms of 'i can't find any useful information about anything anymore'?#or is it just me?#but AUGH. tech bros will be our downfall i swear to god#keep the AI shit out of art and creative endeavors it's a slippery slope and it's not leading anywhere good#this is fucking nfts all over again#or at LEAST if you're gonna be posting chat gpt prompts to ao3 fucking TAG THEM AS SUCH#I'm at the point where i hear someone say AI or chatgpt in an excited tone of voice#and i just consider it an immediate red flag#I'll delete this later it's unnecessarily cunty and i realize that but my GOD im sick of it#is it not enough that all of these writing bots are training on ao3 fics without the authors consent or permission?#now we have to encourage it by putting AI shit on there to begin with?
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