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@ when love rains on us. — what they would do if it rains when you both are supposed to go home together

chars. genshin (various) x reader - modern au

warning. lowercase intended, not proofread, may be ooc for some characters

a/n. can you tell that i had 0 braincell when writing this

didn't and will never carry an umbrella. though does this stop them from trying to get home? of course not. they dragged you down and made you run in the rain, resulting you to be soaking wet by the time you got home. you catched a cold the next day.

VENTI, ITTO, kaeya, HU TAO, xingqiu

prefers to wait for the rain to stop, doesn’t want to risk either of you getting sick. would lend you their scarf or coat when they notice you’re cold <3 10/10 would recommend.

jean, DILUC, xiao, THOMA, amber, aether, zhongli, YUN JIN, albedo

brings an umbrella. also brings a coat that is obviously too big for them and an unnecessarily really long scarf to share with you. was honestly prepared for this moment. they would deny when asked though

xiao, KEQING, venti, heizou, KAZUHA, gorou, aether, xiangling

“what? you didn’t bring an umbrella? that’s not my problem. i already told you to bring one just in case and you didn’t listen. my umbrella? no. there is no way i’m sharing it with you, you must learn from your mistakes and—“

tldr : tsundere. will share their umbrella with you at the end don’t worry

SCARAMOUCHE, keqing, sara, mona, TIGHNARI, XIAO

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oh fuck

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@ no one else can make my heart swoon like you do ! — random relationship headcanons

chars. xiao, hu tao x gn! reader (separated)

warnings. no beta we die like my old classroom’s air conditioner when it’s in the middle of fucking summer, lowercase intended, kinda angsty in xiao’s part if you squint hard enough

a/n: the title is a lyric from every time around by vansire. also new format yaya

#! xiao

now, how did you even managed to date him in the first place, i do not know. no one knows. not even him.

if i’m being honest it’s near impossible for him to ever date anyone.

due to him being afraid that his karmic debt will transfer to other people, so he stays away from them as much as possible.

so unless you’re someone who’s associated with the adepti or work at wangshu inn, you’re quite unlikely to ever meet him.

in the start of the relationship, he will be quite distant, he acts like nothing more than a friend to you, if you know what i mean. (i mean this is expected coming from a xiao)

others around you probably wouldn’t ever know that you both were dating especially if you’re not the touchy type. unless you tell them yourself about it, that is.

if you were to initiate any type of affection with him, especially by surprise, he will jump. like a cat.

he won’t reciprocate the affection, but he won’t let go or try to stop you either. he’ll just be.. very tense.

he appreciates and enjoys them. he simply isn’t used to getting and giving affections.

further into the relationship, he will be the one to initiate affections first more.

well, i mean, not really. but he will be the one (shyly) asking you for a kiss/hug etc.

he’ll still be relying on you to be the one who will initiate a kiss or hug him first.

the moments where he is the one to actually initiate them first are very very rare.

and that rare moments are always when you’re asleep (booooo)

due to xiao having a touch-starved nature, you would often find him seeking for your affections and comfort. or at least, presence.

he won’t be able to be your side much, thanks to his yaksha duties. so when he is by your side, he would bask in your presence as much as he can, even though he won’t be direct about it.

xiao is clingy, much more than what he allows others (including you) to see.

#! hu tao

would probably give you the “buy one coffin get one coffin free” coupon for your first date anniversary.

since there are no people who has taken up on that offer hu tao probably still has a lot of the coupons stored so she decided to just give one to you.

well at least you got a gift, right?

naturally, as her s/o, you would often get dragged onto.. her business.

no you’re not gonna get asked to talk with the death or something.

it’s mostly just people begging you to stop hu tao on keeping on bothering others with her coffins sale offers.

not like you’re gonna be able to anyway.

during her free time, hu tao likes to make poetries about you.

they somehow always end up with stuffs related to death, coffins, ghosts, and funerals.

not in a bad way, no. it’s like, she, for some reason, somehow, compared and related sweet and adorable things you both did with coffins and ghosts.

i can’t give you an example i’m bad at poetry.

if you’re scared of ghosts, hu tao will definitely pull pranks on you like how she likes to prank xiangling. especially if you’re easy to scare off.

this often results to you and xiangling planning revenge pranks on her together.

hu tao’s favorite pick-up lines are, as you guessed, the ones related to.. well, her job.

disagree with me if you want, but i can definitely see her doing excessive poses when saying pick-up lines.

you know the “konnichiwa beauty-chan, kimi and watashi. tonight. *wink*” meme? yeah. yeah that’s her, but make her say a death and coffins related pick-up line

the way hu tao expresses things may be a little odd, but she’s a sweet and caring girlfriend.

*all the arts used here are official arts from hoyoverse, unless stated otherwise.

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I hatw how the reason I find your blog is because you decided to make a call out @ sky players that also play genshin //is a sky player on hiatus

LDBWJSVSJWB LMAO I’M SORRY

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NAUR I FORGOT VENTI CAN FLY

» Exploring Enkanomiya

Summary: What it’d be like to explore enkanomiya with them

Character(s): Klee, Childe, Xingqiu, Venti, Shenhe, Xiao, Diluc, Sara, Itto, Xinyan, Ayaka, Kaeya, Gorou, Eula, Bennett, Hu Tao

Warning(s): Not proofread as always, can be read as either platonic or romantic (Klee’s is strictly platonic), a few curse words, mention of death, lmk if there’s more

A/N: Yeah I’m just gonna pretend that I haven’t been gone for more than a month and give you all this

mf tried to ride the floating manta ray and fell to their death (sky players who also play genshin i’m talking about you)

CHILDE, xingqiu, venti, ITTO, bennett

keeps changing the day between evernight and whitenight when you’re trying to solve a puzzle

xingqiu, HU TAO, klee, kaeya

on guard 24/7, they become aggressive to anything that dare to come close to the both of you

shenhe, XIAO, diluc, sara, eula

screamed (and probably ran away) when they saw the shades of tokoyo for the first time

ITTO, ayaka, xinyan, GOROU

blew up everything they see, enkanomiya is no more

klee

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» Exploring Enkanomiya

Summary: What it’d be like to explore enkanomiya with them

Character(s): Klee, Childe, Xingqiu, Venti, Shenhe, Xiao, Diluc, Sara, Itto, Xinyan, Ayaka, Kaeya, Gorou, Eula, Bennett, Hu Tao

Warning(s): Not proofread as always, can be read as either platonic or romantic (Klee’s is strictly platonic), a few curse words, mention of death, lmk if there’s more

A/N: Yeah I’m just gonna pretend that I haven’t been gone for more than a month and give you all this

mf tried to ride the floating manta ray and fell to their death (sky players who also play genshin i’m talking about you)

CHILDE, xingqiu, venti, ITTO, bennett

keeps changing the day between evernight and whitenight when you’re trying to solve a puzzle

xingqiu, HU TAO, klee, kaeya

on guard 24/7, they become aggressive to anything that dare to come close to the both of you

shenhe, XIAO, diluc, sara, eula

screamed (and probably ran away) when they saw the shades of tokoyo for the first time

ITTO, ayaka, xinyan, GOROU

blew up everything they see, enkanomiya is no more

klee

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[yuchiyo]

Why is dream smp a spotify genre and since when did I ever listened to them

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» Komyushou

Summary: コミュ障 (こみゅしょう, komyu shou) is a slang word that describes those who are bad at or don’t like communicating. how would the genshin boys act and be if you were a komyushou?

Genre: Fluff, crack

Character(s): childe, xiao, thoma, albedo, kaeya x gn! reader

Warning(s): not proofread, modern!au, self-indulgent, can be read as either platonic or romantic, mentions of violence, lowercase intended

A/N: If you don’t know from the title already, this is actually inspired by the manga “Komi-san Wa Komyushou Desu”! Also I just noticed that I sure took my sweet time to write this, haha…. *slowly fades back into the abyss*

CHILDE is a menace to society. when he found out that you are a komyushou, he can and will make you communicate with the others. no matter how. he said it’s so that you can practice communicating, but really it’s just for his amusement.

XIAO will help you communicate with the others by speaking for you when necessary, despite being a komyushou himself and isn’t really fond of talking to the others.

THOMA is now your mother, he would treat you as his child. doesn’t matter if you’re simply his friend or his s/o, he will treat you as his child. just like xiao, he will speak for you to help you communicate, unlike xiao, he will do it all the time, even when you can speak by yourself.

you are now one of ALBEDO's many research subjects. he will follow you everywhere like a lost puppy and study you as if being a komyushou is a rare thing. he will never admit this but he studies you just so he has a reason to hangout with you.

a menace to society, the sequel. KAEYA will help you communicate with the others by threatening you to do so. if he doesn’t treat you your favorite food after everytime he successfully made you into communicating with someone, you would have smacked him in the face already.

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Friendship ended with Chongyun, now I’m a Yanfei enthusiast

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OOPS I THINK I WAS JUST SENDING THAT MESSAGE THAT I COPIED TO ASK PEOPLE TO PUT LONG POSTS UNDER CUTS OH IM SO SORRY :SOBS VIOLENTLY:

HDHSHSG DW IT’S OKAY!! And I’ve read your other ask, np and thank you! :D

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My grandma just called Hu Tao’s ghost a fish and I genuinely don’t know how to feel about it

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» Falling in Love

Edit : I changed the title 👁👁👍

Summary: What their reaction would be when they realize that they have fallen in love with you

Genre: Fluff, slight angst

Characters: Chongyun, Gorou, Childe

Warnings: Inazuma’s archon quest spoilers on Gorou’s part, also vision hunt decree hasn’t been stopped yet. I.. Kind of lost my motivation on Childe’s part skhdjshshsshgs- Not proofread

A/N: I was listening to Cupid by Jack Stauber and then suddenly had the idea to write this, the song isn’t exactly about having a crush, it’s about unrequited love and obsession over someone but.. Yea

As much as I hate to admit it, CHONGYUN would avoid you like a plague. Being near you can easily activate his yang energy, and he doesn’t want that to happen. CHONGYUN feels horrible for avoiding you, but he can’t bare the thought of you seeing him losing control of his yang energy and what your reaction would be, would you still want to be friends with him? Do you want to be more than friends with him? Or would you instead, be disgusted and uncomfortable, and doesn’t want to ever see him again? He doesn’t know, and he doesn’t want to know, he doesn’t want to think about it.

GOROU feels happy, but also saddened about the thought. He is happy that you became the love of his life, that you became a reason for him to fight for, but GOROU is a General, he is the General of the Watatsumi Army, he has no time for love. Inazuma is still at war— He still needs to help stop the vision hunt decree and fight the the Shogun’s Army. The thought of dating you makes him feel giddy, but that could put you at great danger, and GOROU doesn’t want that to happen. Maybe— just maybe, somewhere in the future, when Inazuma is finally at peace, he can finally ask you out and call you his S/O

Just like Gorou, CHILDE feels happy, very happy that you became the love of his life. CHILDE feels happy that he has another reason to fight for, other than to become stronger and to fulfill the Tsaritsa’s order. Unlike Gorou however, CHILDE would immediately ask you out the moment he realizes that he fell in love with you. CHILDE knows how risky it can be for you to date him, due to the fact that he is a Fatui Harbinger and all, but he doesn’t really care about that, he has the ability to fight enemies easily and to protect you.

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Eating cake in the morning might’ve been one of the worst decision I have ever made in my life

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WAIT NOW I CAN SEE THEM DOING THAT TOO

Currently having a thought about one of the genshin boys as my big brother when I went to a swimming pool with him and my family back when I was around 8-10 years old, I had a competition with him of who can breathe under water longer, but when I dipped my head into the water THAT BITCH FUCKING GRABBED MY HAIR AND MADE SURE MY HEAD STAYS UNDERWATER LIKE BITCH WHAT ARE YOU FOING I’M GONNA DIENGGDJDHG

Anw yea I think scara would fit this scenario pretty well

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I LOVE THE PURPLE TBHK THEME ITS VERY CUTE ‼️

DGHAFSGSGF THANK YOU!!

YOUR BLOG THEME IS PRETTY AS WELL!!

[yuchiyo]

Currently having a thought about one of the genshin boys as my big brother when I went to a swimming pool with him and my family back when I was around 8-10 years old, I had a competition with him of who can breathe under water longer, but when I dipped my head into the water THAT BITCH FUCKING GRABBED MY HAIR AND MADE SURE MY HEAD STAYS UNDERWATER LIKE BITCH WHAT ARE YOU FOING I’M GONNA DIENGGDJDHG

Anw yea I think scara would fit this scenario pretty well

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» Merry Birthmas!

Summary: How would they celebrate your birthday

Genre: Fluff, crack

Characters: Xiao, Hu Tao, Chongyun, Bennett

Warnings: Self-indulgent, not proofread, mentions of death

A/N: Tomorrow is my birthday so I decided to make myself a little something, also decided to use my comfort characters for this bc y not lol

» Xiao

As you all know, Xiao’s an adeptus, he’s old, he’s more than a thousand years old. He’s a grandpa.

Birthday is no longer a thing for him, he has lost count of his own age

He knows that birthdays are important for others, especially mortals, but he doesn’t care about any of that, he’s not like the others (r/notlikeothergirls), and he’s not a mortal, he’s an adeptus.

However, you are an exception, you are *the* exception, you are his S/O, so your birthday matters to him (you better be thankful about that smh)

He’s not very creative at coming up with birthday gifts, so he would just give you some crystal cores and qingxin flowers

Xiao isn’t really fond of being around people, so.. yeah, no birthday party with him for you

If you insist that you want a birthday party with him however, then he will throw one only available for the both of you. Yes, no one else invited, just you and Xiao (wow what a sad birthday party /j /lh)

He doesn’t really know any birthday traditions and what you’re supposed to do on birthday parties so he’s just like “?????” the whole time

Poor bb is confused

He’s not the best at doing these kind of stuff but trust me, he’s doing everything he can to make sure you are happy on your birthday <33

» Hu Tao

Definitely the type of person that would say “Happy one year closer to death!!”

OK LISTEN unlike most people, the way she said it make it sounds like a death threat

I mean the sentence is already unsettling enough why must make it sounds like a death threat bro

Sleep with your one eye open.

Also, beware of her birthday pranks! She would definitely pull classic birthday pranks like the flour and egg one on you when you least expect it

Just hope to any archon you believe on that none of the eggs would touch your hair lol

To make it up, she would throw you a surprise birthday party at her workplace, wangsheng funeral parlor!

Oh wow a birthday party at a funeral parlor, oh wow um 😐 /j

When all the decorations and birthday cake for the party is ready, she would just randomly barge in into your home and drag you out to wangsheng funeral parlor

If you’re not fond of parties, then she will drag take you out on a spooky date on wuwang hill <33!!

Who said that spooky dates are Halloween special only? 🤨🧐

» Chongyun

Cutest. Boy. EVER!!

He would take you out on a date at wanmin restaurant! He knows that that’s not the best place to have a date in, but that’s the only good place he can come up with,, (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

Keeping himself calm for the whole date is hard, because Xiangling keeps staring at the both of you with a smug face lmao

Chongyun tried his best to ignore her, but y’know trying to ignore someone when they are burning holes at your soul is hard _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):

For your birthday gift, he would give you a snowflake hairpin!! If it doesn’t fit your style.. Oh well it’s the thought that counts

No matter how long you guys have been dating, Chongyun will still always gets shy when he goes out on a date with you aggsahga <33

Who gave this dude the rights to be this cute wth

Other than the snowflake hairpin, he would also give you a bouquet of glaze lilies!!

You better give this man his compliments and thank yous or I will come to your house and beat you with a spoon!! 🤩🤩

Haha jk, ….unless?

» Bennett

Surprise picnic date!!

The picnic will either be at windrise or starsnatch cliff! He has your favorite snacks, drinks and birthday cake ready!! <3

After he’s done preparing for the picnic date, he would go back to Mondstadt and go to your house

He would ask you to follow him, if you ask him why, he would simply say “Can’t tell you! It’s a secret, hehe” (He is.. Quite bad at hiding surprises I’m sorry)

Alright before I say anything more, you all must know that due to his bad luck, everything he do somehow always end up with the one same thing

Disaster

So as soon as you guys arrive at windrise/starsnatch cliff, a disaster would accrue

If the picnic is at starsnatch cliff, the blanket and the food basket would get blown away by a sudden strong wind and fall from the cliff

If the picnic is at windrise, the birds there would be stealing all the foods from the basket (oh hey free fowls)

He would be SO SAD and HEARTBROKEN seeing all these, please give him a hug and tell him that it’s alright and that you guys can have a date elsewhere </3

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