#AHHHHHH N E WAYS

[meowpupp]

another banger from the illustrious meowpupp !!! you're always writing the best content, it's like... a mixture of super hot but also comforting because of how you always do chubby reader and do it so nicely

AHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU <333

i will forever write chubby readers idc what anyone says

[pixiethoughtsfairyfeelings]

I love hydroplaning

[recklessmatt]

nsfw alphabet - c.s ᯓ ᡣ𐭩

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

i feel like chris would be really sweet and make sure you’re comfortable and would probably have a basket of snacks hidden in his closet ready to bust it out for moments like these

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

on the lowkey, he kinda loves his arms. he loves when you grab onto them when you guys are FUCKING and he notices your eyes tend to linger a little longer when his veins pop out

the man LOVES your ass, he’s taking every opportunity to smack it, grope it, bite it, and he loves when you sit on his lap sigh.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

chris loves cumming inside of you, just seeing it leak out of you makes him go feral. but if he’s hitting it from behind, he’ll cum on your ass, i mean, he is an ass man. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he lowkey lovesss when you use a vibrator on him. it makes him more sensitive and when he finishes it feels soooo good for him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he definitely has had at least 1 body, maybe even 2. he’s not an expert in sex but he does know enough to get you going. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

doggy. no further explanation. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i’d like to think he’s more serious when it comes down to it, but afterwards he’s back to being his goofy self like with a flip of a switch

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he likes to keep it well trimmed but not bald bc he just feels too exposed

he also does NOT GIVE A FUCK about what you do, i mean if the jungle has to be explored then it has to be explored yfm

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

chris is a really sweet guy but he loves to praise and degrade you lowkey saying some shit like “you’re such a pretty whore for my cock baby” AHHHHHH

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

chris jacks off regularly, but it’s just because it’s grown into a habit for him and when does jack off it’s because you tease him by sending risky pics and dirty text him. he loves going through all the videos and pics in his hidden folder

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

chris loves marking and having you bite him, whenever he feels your teeth grazing on him he goes harder on you, it literally sends him into overdrive

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

chris has a lot of favorite places but the shower really gets him because it’s all steamy and hot and your naked wet bodies just rubbing all up on each other plus it’s easy to clean up.  

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

you. anything you do turns him on, even when you’re not trying to. but secretly when you’re wearing a miniskirt it does the trick

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he would never do pegging

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

chris LOVES receiving, he loves watching you take him whole, gagging on him, he loves to cum all over you and fuck your face, it boosts his ego

but when chris is giving you know damn well he’s tongue fucking you or sucking your clit while he fingers you, he’s very skilled with his mouth.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

depends on the night but fast and rough is chris’ favorite way to get you off but he will go slow and deep to tease you

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

chris loves quickies, anywhere, anytime, you just gotta give him a certain look and he’s like alright yup. OR if you’re just lookin extra good, he’s already dragging you to a secluded area

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

bye this man loves risky things, he’s very experimental and is willing to do whatever you’d like to do (within reason ofc)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

i feel like chris can go for a long time bc he’s ju​st so horny, but i also feel like he’d tap out at 2.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i wouldn’t be surprised if he owns a pocket pussy

like i said, if you got a vibrator, he loves when you use it on him and he would most definitely use it on you. but chris gets jealous of your dildos because why would you use it when he’s right there?.?.? like hellooooo

i also think he would love to use those vibrators that he can control through his phone so he can see you squirm to hold it in together in public

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

okay so chris LOVES to tease you, he just loves running his hands all over your body and avoiding the place where you really need, but if you do it back to him he’s just a whining mess. you’re gonna need to put him in handcuffs to restrain him. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

chris does yap im not gonna lie, but it is a lot of dirty talk. lots of groans and dirty talks. if you are taking control though he will let out a couple whines and whimpers. HE WOULD MOST DEFINITELY SAY SOME SHIT LIKE “yeah baby?” “you’re doing so good for me” “damn ma you're so tight”

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

DEALER!CHRIS

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

oh bro is big, im like 90% sure. i feel like he’s a good size to stretch you out and fill you up perfectly tho.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

honestly, chris has so much horniness built in him, he’s just always down to fuck. you could literally be at someone’s wedding and the moment you give him the eyes, he’s telling you to meet him in the bathroom.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

bro will knock out so quick. i mean of course he’s gonna ask you if you need anything and take care of you, but after he’s out that shower, bro is schlumped, good luck waking him up babes

MATT VERSION

author's note: hiii i made this quick lil headcanon(?) if that's what you call it but i haven't written anything for chris yet so here's something small while i work on an actual chris fic enjoy sexies mwah <3

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[kaisntbreathing]

could you please do charlie meeting you and lucifer newborn daughter for the first time??

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞

AHHHHHH YES THAN YOU @mxxny-lupin I ABSOLTELY LOVE THIS IDEA THAN YOU <3 I didn't have the motivation to write a full one shot so I decided to do a mini one shot leading into headcanons, hope you enjoyed them nonetheless.

𝐏𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲:

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝, t𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐃𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧.

𝐓𝐰'𝐬

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭

???

E n j o y < 3

⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉⑉

Your hands trembled as you held the test in your hands as tears threatened to spill from your eyes as you read the test a smile graced your lips. Months and months of trying for a baby with Lucifer you'd almost given up, but you held the proof your waiting had finally paid off.

You reached for the door handle of the bathroom as you slowly moved forward out of the room as you saw nervous looking Lucifer your loving husband.

Looking up at you with his red and yellow eyes with burning curiosity and fear as you smiled and that's all the sign he needed before rushing to your side holding you close to him.

"We did it? Really?"

❂ He's overall ecstatic about the entire pregnancy since he only has one daughter as soon as he finds out he's having another one, he's over the moon about it.

❂ Also you don't have a choice but to take it easy for the entire pregnancy from the day he finds out you're immediately no longer allowed to do any kind of work.

❂ Not that you were allowed to anyways

❂ Charlie knows almost immediately after Lucifer finds out and she is also over the moon her eyes light up and she makes happy noises and squeals.

❂ She's excited to become a big sister ever since she was little she's always wanted to sibling.

❂ When you start to grow a baby bump both Charlie and Lucifer get REALLY protective of you and only some people are allowed to touch you.

❂ Lucifer loves to fall asleep listening to the baby's heartbeat.

❂ When it comes time to give birth Lucifer is nothing but a ball of nerves. If he can't be by your side then he's pacing around mumbling.

❂ Once the baby is born he rushed to your side saying praises about how he's so proud of you and if you we're ok.

❂ When he sees you in the bed holding your little girl he nearly cries (spoilers, He does)

❂ Charlie has a similar reaction when you guys come to the hotel carrying your newborn daughter that looks more like you than Lucifer but still has his eyes, Charlie's almost screams as she runs towards you.

❂ "I-It's....Is that my little sister?! She's so cute! Can I hold her?!"

❂ Vaggie has to literally pry Charlie away from the baby in order for you guys to hold her Charlie is a crying mess as she hold her little sister.

❂ Ever since she was born she remembers wanting a little sibling this is like a dream come true for her and she wouldn't have it any other way.

❂ As the baby gets older you realize that the child has inherited Lucifer's powers just as Charlie and he couldn't be more ecstatic.

❂ You both decided to name her Judas or Judy for short and Charlie is an amazing big sister offering to babysit whenever you guys needed a break and you couldn't be more grateful for it since Charlie is amazing with kids.

❂ Even though you're not Charlie's biological mother she still calls you mom and treats you like her mother although Charlie still loves Lilith to death, you're more of a mother than she is.

[letstalkaboutshtufff]

Imagine being a new first year who’s super anxious and cute

You watched from behind a street sign, legs shaking and tears already forming. How were you supposed to introduce yourself when you were this nervous!?!

The tallest one which you assumed was your teacher stood arms crossed and casually leaning on a pole while the three students in uniform were eagerly looking around. Well two of them were, the dark haired boy looked bored actually.

“Geez I hate it when people are late, so annoying” the girl complained.

Ah crap, you’re already making bad impressions and you haven’t even met them!!

Ok ok come one, don’t be scared. You’re here for a reason. Ok deep breath.

With shaky steps you finally emerged, crossed the street and waved shyly towards the group.

You finally caught their attention and they all turned towards you.

“H-hi, s-sorry I’m late! My names y/n l/n! It’s n-nice to m-meet e-everyone!” You bowed deeply, cheeks on fire.

Meanwhile Yuji and Nobara froze.

Oh crap did you say something weird?

Hesitantly you raised your head.

“Omg she’s like a pudding cup!!”

“She is she is!”

“Um..” You blushed even harder and hid a little under your scarf.

“Just ignore them, they’re always like this… names Megumi Fushiguro”

“Ah, nice to meet you…”

“And I’m your teacher, satoru gojo! Welcome to Jujutsu high!”

You relaxed a bit at his welcoming demeanor.

“Thank you, I look forward to working with everyone.”

“Ahhh too cute too cute!!!” The girl started hugging you.

“Ah p-please stop!”

“Sorry but I just can’t help it! Wait… your the new first year??”

You were nervous all over again, “um y-yes” ugh were they already disappointed?

“But you’re….” Too sweet looking to hurt a fly let alone a curse… is what they wanted to say.

“I wouldn’t underestimate her just quite yet” Gojo smirked.

“She is a special grade sorcerer after all…”

“What!?!?”

“No way!?!?”

“Seriously…”

“I-I’m really not a-all that g-great” you were practically a tomato now.

“Prove it!” The girl pointed a finger at you.

“Huh?”

“Prove it! Show us what you can do.”

“U-Um, but we’re in public…”

“Oh leave that to me” suddenly your world shifted and you were somewhere else entirely. Somewhere dark and filled with negative energy, within a millisecond you sensed a curse above you.

The three others gasped and were getting into position to do something when your instinct already kicked in. You reached up and let out a large crackling blast of energy that enveloped the curse completely while also disintegrating it.

You mentally scanned for any other curses in the area and snapped your neck to the side zeroing in on a bush and then up in a tree. You lifted your finger like a gun and shot two tinier blasts but with extreme precision. You heard a shriek and muffled groan then felt the presences disappear.

Another scan confirmed that all the curses were taken care of.

Wait… did you just-

“Ah crap I did it again!!! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to show off or anything I just felt the curses and got carried away!!” You were bowing and apologizing profusely to the group that was frozen in awe. Gojo just smirked with his arms crossed.

“Well class, still think she can’t handle it?”

“No fair! I wanna have a finger gun!”

“What about that spirit bomb thing you just did, you gotta teach me that!!”

“Guys calm down…”

“U-um um um!!” Ahhhhhh too much attention!!!

You bolted in the other direction.

“H-hey come back!”

“Sorry we didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable!”

“See what you idiots did” megumi frowned.

“Don’t worry she’ll be back” Gojo smiled in amusement. This school year was sure going to be interesting…

-what everyone saw-

Hope you enjoyed!

[sonosvegliato]

you always rb fic recs but what’s YOUR favorite fic? one that you will reread forever?

*sweats* I know you just said one but I've been meaning to do this for ages, to contribute to the greater good of this fandom, but the problem is I go so far down the bookmark/history rabbit hole I get sucked in all over again. Me and my bookmarks are like a squirrel and its acorns; I save 'em up then forget about them and years later it's like I've been blessed with a flood of good fic food.

been a number and a name by WynterSky and everything else by them. I love this fic. I love this author. I feel lucky just to have stumbled upon any of their work---their 1990s Tim/Kon work lives in my heart and I'll highly suggest it to anyone to give it a shot, even if you're not a fan of ships or TimKon. My bookmark note: CREAMY ORANGE POPSICLE OF FICS TRY TRY TRY

The Power of Family and This Stalker I Found by JackHawksmoor. Bookmark note:

hands in my hair mcfreaking incredible can i learn to write adrenaline scenes like this is there a course where is that course also i need to learn how to bedazzle a sash for this author a sash of wow so everyone knows wow WOW if anyone goes through my bookmarks click this one click this one i promise your circadian will be so messed up but you will like it you will mcfreaking enjoy the blurry word at hour 2 you will drink from the fountain of wow i feel like i'm on a rollercoaster like legit like stomach in my ribcage throw up out of excitement and also fear i've never actually been on a big kid rollercoaster ahHHHHH pacing flipping tables i don't know man I DON'T KNOW this is without words this is beat my fists through the fourth wall fall into the fifth dimension into the white water rapids that's where the fountain of wow comes from

READ THIS FIC

Anything by Vamillepudding. I am not subscribed to many authors, mostly because I'm forgetful, but I did remember to subscribe to them---and whenever I get a little alert my heart goes rahrahrah. Extremely talented writer.

Anything by incogneat_oh. One of the first authors I ever read; I found them over PINTEREST over a screenshotted tumblr post. I had no idea who this Tim character was, but thus my life was changed forever. Story in particular was Just Like You, but I read everything---and they have LOTS. God bless.

Obedience by Sohotthateveryonedied. I read lots from them, but Obedience I read very early into my tumble into Batman and it just sort of floats into my head from time to time, the way some fics do.

The Next Life by spqr. Another one that floats around the brain. Bookmark note: STUPENDOUS

contemplate the beauty of the earth by downwithtyranny. I'm a bit biased on this one, but it's short and sweet and pleasantly different. And written by a very smart person who I know for a fact picks up roadkill off the side of the road and fixes them up nice and pretty for study (if you ever meet a real-life-not-a-medical-doctor-biologist, you're in for a treat). Bookmark note:

Human achievement at its finest 👏 👏👏

s c i e n c e r u l e s

And for the holiday season---only you will have stars that can laugh by silverwhittlingknife. Though I did go through all their works---SUPERB Dick characterization.

[mushtoons]

me looking at y'alls art like:

n e ways hope y'all have a great day :D

SHSJDJDJDKD AHHHHHH THANK U

[0l-unreliable]

I just want to say I wholeheartedly agree with the previous anon

YOU ARE FANTASTIC !!!

F A N T A S T I C

I absolutely love everything you post and honestly was a little too shy to ask anything before but now that I know that was your first ask I just can’t stop until you know how fucking great you are cuz WOW just wow

I’ve had your ghost Andrew AU on my mind ever since you posted it cuz it such a cool fucking concept I can’t (AND TWINYARDS I LOVE EM SO MUCH!!!!) and then you added more of your headcanons and NEIL? HALF BLIND NEIL THAT CAN SEE GHOST ANDREW WITH HIS BLIND EYE???!!! G E N I U S

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON FEM ANDREIL AHHHHHH (im so gay)

The way u draw is mesmerising, the colors, the poses, the little details, THEIR EXPRESSIONS???? FUCK I can’t stop looking at them

LOVE U WITH ALL OF MY HEART YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE ARTIST I LOVE YOUR ART AND YOUR HEADCANONS AND LITTLE NOTES AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT FUCKING DAY CUZ YOU DESERVE IT <3333333

Take my phone away from me cuz I won’t stop can’t stop you’re the best

Love love love 🥹

holy shit thank you. I try to make everything at least a little bit interesting and Andrew is a top-notch muse, he's right in my comfort zone for art. I really only got into digital art like 3-4 years ago but like hell am I not going to draw him the most beautiful way I can (and I guess Aaron too).

feel free to send more asks, it harder to shut me up than it is to get me talking

[cellsshapedlikestars]

no because i was in line at tjmaxx and it was a LONG line and i decided i could not wait until i got in my car so i read ch9 and MA’AM. MAAAA’AM. THE SOBS, THE FLIRTING, THE REAL CONVERSATION, THE TAKING IT SLOW. AHHHHHH.

and then. AND. THEN.

pls the gasp i gusped when harry showed up AHHHHHHHH. i surely hope no one near me heard💀 i am LIVING for the eventuality of bby girl sansy to read him TO FILTH.

n e wayz, have great day lovely💕

The way this made me laugh.

Sansa is going to get her moment next chapter, I promise

[bratkook]

I’m crying Two Point Five was perfect in every way, tell me why I think this is the way irl Jungkook is. Confident, charming, sweet, fun and flirty because he knows the effect he was on people 🥹 The first kiss 🤧 the painting, the song, the pulling each other close </3 AHHHHHH my checks hurt from smiling so much (obviously the smut was hot) but something about both of them being very clearly into each other is just so pure

This:

“your heart slowing down its racing as you think of your next move… Jungkook’s eyes flutter shut instantly, trying so hard not to smile too wide as he feels your hands glide up his front until you’re gently resting them on his chest before your lips are meeting…There was something pure about it, the shared gasps and smacks of your lips, teasing feeling of his tongue tickling yours with no rush to deepen it, perfectly content exactly the way it was”

A masterpiece let me just 😚🧠(me kissing your brain because YOI DID FHAT)

Lastly a few songs for my new 2.5 playlist

- nonsense x sabrina carpenter

- electric x alina baraz ft. khalid

- melting x kali uchis

- thinking bout you x katie

- i dont know why x notd ft. astrid s

& more BUT i’m sure you know who nonsense is for (poor oc she’s stronger then me i would’ve been a puddle just by looking at him) 😭 n e way ty ty ty for two point five 🫂😚

I also think this is how he is irl (and judging by his lives i think we’re right hahaha) but ahhh thank you thank youuuu!! <3 i did make jungkook’s rage paint playlist into an actual playlist on spotify here 🤭 omg nonsense is so oc coded hahaha yessss. thank u for reading bby🖤

[perpetually-sad-but-its-fine]

chicago fire 11x10

I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED

I HAVENT STARTED PLAYING THE EPISODE YET

IM TRYING TO MENTALLY PREPARE MYSELF

CUZ I CANT HANDLE THIS

i don't like this recap

its scaring me

EMMA FUCK OFF

NO STELLA

WHATS HAPPENING

carvers gonna die isn't he

I DONT WANT HIM TO

OH GOD

PLEASE

I CANT HANDLE THIS

oh poor kelly

hiS WIFES IN THERE

KELLY

YOURE GOING IN THERE WITH NO PROTECTION

NO COME ON

I CNT HANDLE THIS

STELLA

S T E L L A

WHERE ARE YOU

PLEASE BE OKAY

OH MY GOD

NO

OH MY GOD

oh my god carvers okay

oh YAY

THEYRE ALIVE

STELLA

PLEASE BE OKAY

STELLA

WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME AND KELLY LIKE THIS

PLEASE

PLEASE BE OKAY

DONT DO THIS TO US

IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH

oh my god

severide barely holding back tears

no

im sorry

im not strong enough

SHE TOOK OFF THE MASK TO AS ABOUT PRYMA

SHES A HERO

‘my heart rate must be breaking records’

‘yeah its a little elevated but youre gonna be okay’

good to see that they can still joke

fantastic

aS IF IM NOT DYING WATCHING IT

SOOOO CONSIDERATE

DIAGNOSING HERSELF WHILE DYING

violet driving like a madwoman

we love it

‘hell yes, gimme everything you got’

STELLA PLEASE BE OKAY

keLLY IM GONNA CRY IF YOU CRY

PLEASE DONT

‘i can't

YES YOU CAN

DONT DO THIS

oh god

blake why the hell are you telling the story right now

nowS NOT THE TIME

CARVERS OKAY

IM SO HAPPY

i really like his character

aw

poor guys sitting apart from them

he probably blames himself

poor guy

oh joes stiLL WEARING THE SUIT

I LOWKEY FORGOT ABOUT THE LAST EPISODE

Joe looking out for carver is great

oh no

do they blame him????

please tell me they don't

carver needs family

‘we’re all here for you’

THEY ARE

SO DONT BE A DUMBASS

KELLY

IS SHE OKAY

OH THANK GOD

SHES GONNA BE OKAY

HE LOOKS LIKE HES BEEN CRYING

MY POOR BOY

oh carver

KELLY

HES CRYING

IM N O T OKAY

THE BLOOD ON HIS HANDS

WHERE THE HELL IS MATT TO COMFORT HIM

oh god

carver and boden

how's this gonna go???

uh oh

started out normal

now what's this?

oh free therapy session

carver please listen to boden

he’s looking out for you

god

his voice is breaking

and so am i 

I caNNOT HANDLE THIS

ph shit wait

is carver gonna realize that he can't handle the stress

and then resign altogether?

CUZ I DONT WANT THAT

oh kelly

being a good husband

NO STELLA

why'd you do that

my girl

why

STELLA AND KELLy

THE LOVES OF MY LIFE

‘have you been here all day?’

‘im not going anywehre’

AHHHHHH

THERYE ADORABLE

THEY DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER

wait

carver

whyd you stop

go talk to her

istg if this is some sort of failed love triangle thing

im gonna shoot someone

oh that scar

stella

PLEASE

THEYRE HORNY TEENAGERS

THEYRE SO HORNY

HOW ARE THEY NOT FUCKING EVERY SECONF OF THE DAY

‘shrapnel framed’

i wanna see that actually

oh capp wearing a bomb suit

i wanna see that

everyone guessing what it sylvie ordered is great

peak comedy

sylvie asking for help and then guilt tripping them

and then all of them groaning

we love it

oh poor violet

what happened

oh emma

again

yay

violet this is gonna backfire

i can feel it

thank you gallo

for looking out for her

thE SCAR

‘it’s no big deal, we shower and sleep together’

*confused smirk look*

‘yknow what i mean’

god

if they do some sort of bullshit of carver having feelings for stella 

i will hunt down chicago fire writers and slap them

‘he’s no stella kidd’

aint that the truth

stella unable to take a compliment from carver is great

what's happening here

i have a bad feeling

somethings gonna happen

i know it will

there's no way that this is an accident

this feels fishy

oh what is that

im scared

HOLY SHIT

wHaT

‘someones in the vent’

how in the fuck is that possible

lieutenant kidd being a boss

like she always is

we love it

oh no

carvers gonna have some sort of reaction isn't he

oh no

this is like joe thing isn't it

no

i can't

this poor dude

who is this guy

uh oh

tweaker

isn't it

uh oh

this isn't gonna end well

if you hurt stella

ill murder him

no

please don't do anything stupid

carver

what's going on with you

seriously

please tell me that you don't have feelings for Stella

i won't be able to handle that

oh violet and boden

oh no

this isn't gonna end well

is it?

boden further proving that he is the father of everyone in the house

love to see it

worried!husband!kelly

we love it

‘decades of italian beef grease’

loving the jokes

CARVER

PLEASE BE OKAY

please talk to kidd

no

that's not what she wants

please

just

please

TALK TO SOMEONE

WORK THROUGH YOUR PROBLEMS

oh

this’ll be fun

gallo is the resident tech guy

love it

oh yippee

i love it

IM CACKLING

thank you sylvie

youre fantastic

i feel like sylvies going to adopt a baby that's put in that box

i don't like this chief already

hes a dick

i can feel it

oh

this is gonna be f u n

oh no

this isn't gonna end well

please

I WANT TO GET RID OF JACOBS

no

i hate this

god stop reminding me that evan died

NO VIOLET

IF SHE STARTS CRYING I WILL

NO STELLA

NO

NO

NO

‘hey, honey!’

GOD HE CALLED HER HONEy

IM CRYINGGG

STOP HURTING ME DAMMIT

no stella

im crying

stop

stop

stop

stoppppp

I CANT

WHY CANT WE HAVE PEACE

kelly looks like hes gonna cry too

yay

we’re all crying

oh kelly and gallo

yay

this is gonna hurt me even more

kelly please go talk to them

AHHAHAHA

THE ALARM

I fucking love the way they jumped at the sound

its great

sylvie immediately turning to herrmann

we love to see it

OH MY GOD

THERES A BABY THERE

ISNT THERE

oh wait

is it gonna be some dude who mistook it for a trash can?

wait

i don't know what's happening

oh nvm

LMAOOOO

capp

shut the fuck up

thank you sylvie

‘do we blame her though’

no

we do not

great

hes now going through the trash for his food

yay

oh prYMA

i completely forgot about him

oh the tech squad

we love to see it

oh no

poor violet

LMAOOO GALLO

‘i didn't think so, i was just trying to help’

god they make me laugh

and they make me cry

violet

you said that this want about revenge

it looks like it was about revenge

oh stella and kelly

with topic of carver as a topic for conversation

oh please

make them talk

‘you going soft on me kelly severide?’

i love them

‘good, cuz if he touches your hand hes a dead man’

I LOVE KELLY SO MYCH

stella please listen to your husband

herrmann

what're you doing

why do i feel like theres something more

i don't think there is

but still

oh

stella

talk to him

talk to carver

please

carver if you think this is a date, ill smack you

emma FUCK OFF

jacobs

youre really giving me the vibe of super villain

wait

violet has an idea

*gasp*

IS SHE GONNA MAKE EMMA SAY WHAT SHE DID AND RECORDIT????

sylvie looks so GOOD

oh MS GOODWIN

ms goodwin and sylvie is a duo i never knew i needed

they are amazing

a power duo

truly

who is this?

kelly what're you doing

OH PRYMA

how's this gonna go?

oh damn they're joking

i love it

actually

i do

pryma being a dad is such a surprise to me

‘just shut up and take the award’

‘i will’

PLEASE I LOVE THIS NEW DYNAMIC

oh damn

that was a real damper

thank you violet

for realizing that you were doing it for revenge

you are smart

oh stella and carver

please

just talk

‘why do I feel like im about to be led to a firing squad’

‘oh we really don't trust each other much, do we?’

‘mhm’

I LOVE THEIR BANTER

please talk to each other

please

YES

they're getting somewhere!

carver please reciprocate

please

‘not more than usual’

the hell does that mean?

carver don't lie

‘your overconfidence, bad attitude, is completely gone’

‘you miss them?’

‘and that's called deflection’

PLEASE MAKE THEM BESTIES

please talk to her carver

oh no

im gonna start crying again

please

stop hurting her

oh no

hes referencing his scar isn't he

whAT HAPPENED

PLEASE TELL ME

I CANT HANDLE THIS

oh no

stop

stOP

STOP

NOOOOO

POOR CARVER

WHAT

CARVER MY POOR CHILD

MY POOR POOR CHILD

good god

what kind of big brother does that?

noooooooo

I CANT HANDLE THIS

NO

FUCK OFF

STOP HURTING ME

S T O P

HOW CAN YOU DO THIS

im in pain

‘you got hurt by covering me’

chicago fire writers, im send you my therapy bill

‘I will pull it together, per my lieutenants orders’

pleASE I LOVE THEM

AND I WANT THEM TO BE BESTIES

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

Please do a part two for Officer!Kisho and Megumi! Is it going to be heavy NSFW like the drabbles?

((Hello dear once more and sure, I can write another or part two. And yes, it will be heavily NSFW like the drabbles are. So I hope you like it. And again, Kisho belongs to and is from @chunibyo-x-sorcerer a side blog that belongs to @demon-blood-youths ))

Silver butterfly mun/Peahen mom

A few hours passed but Megumi was having half bare but he only keeps close. Right now, he was leaving kisses and bite marks on Kisho's shoulder while he had his wrists tied up by some tendrils of his shadow. He was naked right now while being on his knees but Kisho was shaking trying to get away only to yelp feeling Megumi eating him out.

"W..will you st..stop doing ahhhh t..that!? Let me g..g....ngggnnnm!!" he winces feeling something hot licking him down there but he was also being stroked by one of Megumi's hands.

Hearing his voice, he pulls back panting while fingering him. "Oh? Already giving up? We just started a few hours ago? You said you can endure this didn't you?" he asked but Kisho was shaking closing his hands into a fist but he was flushed panting into the pillow.

"I..I did say that bu..but you..oohhh s...shit!" he shook his head feeling his hot tongue again but his fingers were keeping him open as Kisho was trying to keep quiet.

'Ohhh no no no no no! This shouldn't b..be happening! I need to stop him...e..even if it feels good..No wait what am I saying!? Damn it!' he struggles again only for Megumi to smack his ass hearing a yelp from him.

"I told you to hold still didn't I little Phoenix. I'm not done with my meal.." He growls still holding his shaky hips before lowering down eating him out again. The licks and kisses were heard that Megumi feels KIsho shaking.

"I t..told y..you ooooo t..to stop...e..enough a..already..p..Please enough!" he moans but as he tried to move, Megumi only grips his hips and slams his fingers deeper. His fingers hits right into a bundle of nerves when he did.

"!!!" Kisho sits up in shock moaning out in pleasure as he feels his cock cumming suddenly. His eye were wide as he was shaking. "W..what t..the.....w..what did you h..hit!?" he moans only for Megumi to chuckle.

"So that's where it was.." he said now rubbing down against it as Kisho squirms moaning out lustfully from his fingers. He was touching something inside and it was sending sparks of pleasure down his spine and all through his body.

"Ahhhhh ahhhh st..stopppp n...nuggghhh n..not there! Please not there!"

"OH? Not here? Right here?" he said thrusting into that same spot that made Kisho throw his head back moaning out. The shadows slowly sits him up a little while holding his arms above his head as he's on his knees. He was looking down moaning out like a girl, grinding his hips back against those naughty fingers.

"Awwww your moving your hips against my fingers. That tells me you love it. Your so naughty right now..how precious." he chuckled but Kisho looks away only to feel him opening him up while he leans forward feeling hard again.

Why did such a thing feel this good!? He never even did this to himself till feeling another do it and it was him! He closed his hands into fists, drooling now that he threw his head back screaming out in pleasure.

"P..Please! Please no more!! If you don't st..stop I'll.."

"That's it my pretty bird..go ahead and cum..let me see you cum from my fingers." Megumi speaks against the back of his neck while he quickens his fingers hearing Kisho gasping quickly.

"Ahhhhhh Nononononono I'm gonna cum..I'm gonna cum!!!" He whines biting down on his bottom lip before he feels Megumi slam his fingers in hard to make Kisho scream. "CUMMING!!"

Right way, his hips bucked feeling another wave of his orgasm hit his body. His cum hits the bed and pillow as he was shaking cumming for Megumi. He could feel his hole tightening around his fingers as Kisho was crying from the afterglow.

"Haaa.....hhaaaaa...." He lowers his head catching his breath dazed while seeing himself cumming on the bed. It felt good that his own resistent mind was slowly breaking. Even Megumi licked his lips to slowly make him lower down on his chest and pull his hips up.

"See? It feels good don't it? cumming from such a powerful orgasm.." He teased his hole slowly to feel KIsho tightening around the digits again. He whimpers gripping the pillow as his hips buck back against his fingers.

"Mmmmmm~"

"Must be..but hey now....I know in the future we'll have more fun. I might even let you pleasure me if you wanna feel more again.." he said only to stroke himself seeing how wet Kisho was now.

"However..that's for another time. Right now..I'm more hungry for giving you a good pounding...now raise your hips for me." he said as Kisho was shaking.

He only growls to smack his ass getting a yelp. "Raise them..don't you wanna feel something three times better?" he asked now having his own cock in between his cheeks grinding against his hole. This snaps Kisho out of his daze to whimper feeling something hot.

'W..what the...what is that? I..Is that his..' he quickly looks for his eyes to widen. It looked pretty big but he was shaking seeing him stroking himself. "Y..Your c...crazy. That wo..won't fit inside o..of me..It w..won't-Ah!" He winces from another hit to his ass but Megumi had the shadows press him against the wall this time having his arms above his head. He was getting aroused seeing the view.

Kisho was dazed, his skin was coated in a light thin sheet of sweat. Some bite marks and hickies were seen on his shoulder, chest, and neck. He was hard with his nipples being the same. Even his hole was opening and closing wanting to be fucked.

"Haaaa....hhhaaaa...."

"You look delicious like this...all needy and wanting. You do want it..don't you?" he said moving closer to hold his legs up as he tenses seeing his cock hard. Kisho was shaking already looking at him.

"P..Please..y..you.."

"Hmmm? Don't worry..It won't hurt. Thanks to the lube your slick enough to have it.." he said only for him to lower it down near his enterance grinding against it.

"...Haaa...b..but I said your t..too big..b..big....you won't f..fit.." he said trying to close his legs but he feels Megumi pull his hips up. "A..are you listening t..to me-"

"I am..and all I see is you wanting it. So just behave..and take my cock!" Suddenly he slams him down on his cock as he was fully seated on him.

"F..FUCK FUSHIGURO-S...SAMA!!"

Wait...what the?

Megumi blinks but he grips his hips holding him down but he was really tight and hot inside. Kisho was shaking as he was leaning his head back panting heavily. However, the way he speaks made Megumi silent.

"What did you say, little bird?"

"I....I s...said.....n...nothing-" he hissed feeling Megumi grip some of his brown hair to pull his head back. "MMMmm!!"

"Don't lie to me. What did you say?" He whispered.

"....F....fushiguro-s..sama......." He heard him say his name but it made him aroused wanting to hear it again.

"..........."

"W...what? Why are y-"

"Say it again...." Kisho blinks but he shook to look confused.

"..F..Fushiguro-sama?"

"Heh, again." he said, grinding against Kisho to hear him whimper.

"Fushiguro-sama.."

"Again.."

"Fushiguro-SAMA!!" He moans feeling Megumi started pounding into him. He lays against him as his body was held up, back pressed against the wall. Kisho was trying to stop his slutty moans but his body was shaking and toes curled. He was pounding into him while he was throwing his head back drooling.

"F..fuck! Ohhhh fuck fuck fuck FUCK!!! MMMMMMM OH F..FUCK!!" He moans clawing the wall but Megumi growls loving the sounds his makes.

"Heh, so tight and wet..you really must love this.." he said against his ear that some of his hair was blocking his eyes as he leans his head back and tongue out slightly.

"I..I don't..Ohhhh god I..I don't!!"

"I said no lying..but it won't matter..I'll just keep going till you submit to me!" he said while Kisho was screaming out loudly in the cell.

"W..wait wait wait N..no not so h..hard!! NO!!" he moans shaking again.

~~~~~~~~~~

The night still was going on, but Kisho was still being given a good hot pounding against the wall while looking at a dazed in heat Kisho.

"Haaaaa haaaaaaaa!!! N..Noooooo cumming a..again!!" He moans out before throwing his head back as Megumi grunts cumming inside again as Kisho shook quivering from his own. They been at this for hours but he felt himself being layed on his back again before Megumi slams down into him again.

"AHHHHH!!"

"Come on Kisho..submit to me. I'll keep going till you beg for me! Now give up!" he growls wanting to hear it even if Kisho was shaking from how lost he was.

"I..I c..can't..I can't mmmmmmm!!"

"Yes you are...come on hhaaa...don't you feel good? Don't you want more? You want it..your tighter now....don't.(Ah!) lie. (Ohhh!!) to. (F..fuck w..wait!!) me! (AHHH!!)" he said slamming into him when he said the words.

"AAAHHHAAAA!! HHAAAA HAAAAAA AAAHHHHH HNNNN!!"

"Surrernder...or I'll stop..give yourself to me Kisho..or I'll stop.." he said but Kisho was shaking moaning out.

'I..I..I can't take much m..more of t..this..he's too r..rough..my body is s..so hot..I d..don't...my head is breaking..my body i...is....w..wait, what was I..g..gonna.....nughh!!' He screams out again gripping the bed but Megumi only had the shadows let his wrists go but holds his wrists down on the bed. He gasped only to moan when Megumi keeps going harder inside of him.

"OH GOD N..NO MORE PLEASE! PLEASE SPARE ME FUSHIGURO-SAMA! FUSHIGURO-SAMA!!!"

"That's it...mmmmm..keep screaming my name..give yourself to me Kisho..I want you..I know you want me too.." He said seeing him squirming but his eyes were half way open even if they were hidden. His kissable lips were parted while he was drooling tossing his head left and right.

'I...I d..do want him..I never felt this good before...even if I...feel my mind slipping away. I can't.....hold on for much longer..I..my body is...My body i..is..' As he was moaning out, his eyes were rolling in the back of his head as he arches his back off the bed to look out of it. However, a dazed look shows only for him to be put in a mating press by him.

"AAAHHH!!!!"

"Well, my phoenix? Do you have something to say now!?" he asked hitting his spots only for Kisho to speak.....

"I...haaa..I....I...."

"Yes? Say it....come on and say it.." he growls only to Kisho feeling his mind breaking due to the over load of pleasure.

"Ahhhhhhh...ahhhhhhh.......mmmmmm...g...good..I..It feels so g..good!! K..Keep going h..harder! I want you to fuck me harder!" he begs for Megumi to pant loving this. There it was.

"Good bird......" He said only to hold his legs down as Kisho screams again, gripping the pillow after Megumi lets his hands go. He moans out wanting more as tears shows in his eyes shaking.

"Haaaaa hhhaaaaa...."

"From now on..your mine, you understand me my phoenix? If you want to feel this again, swear you'll be mine. Swear it!" he said.

"Y..Yes I s..swear!! I swear, I belong to you...I belong to YOU! I'm yours!! Just please..please keep fucking me! Fill me up again and again..break me, punish me, spank me, just give it to me!" he moans looking at him but his bangs move showing his eyes. Megumi's own widen seeing his expression.

His eyes were glowing so beautifully like he was a whimpering wet naughty slut but he only was panting to shake. "F..fushiguro-sama..m..make m..me..yours...Make me yours..." He begs wanting him to kiss again that he looks to him.

"Such..a dirty little thing!" he teased as Kisho screams again.

"OHHHH FUCK Y..YES!! YES YES R..RIGHT THERE! HIT IT RIGHT THERE!!"

'Finally, your all mine Phoenix and this time..I'll be sure they know that.' he thought while pounding away. However, he knew no inmate would see this but he wanted to prove KIsho was his. AFter a while, Kisho was slamming his hips down while sitting on his lap.

He threw his head back moaning out while Megumi was thrusting up into him. He was lost into the pleasure that he was whimpering wanting more. Even almost having a shadow collar on his neck. Licking his lips, Megumi pulls him down to kiss his lips while swirling his tongue against his own. However, he grips some of his hair still slamming his hips up to Kisho slamming his hips down.

His moans echo from his cell while drooling and gripping the pillow on either side of Megumi's head. "Ahhhhh.....M...more..More more more fuck MORE!!!!!"

"Alright naughty bird. Have some more! Take every inch!" he said as Kisho moans slamming his hips down.

"Y..Yes Fushiguro sama! Please fuck me! Fuck me more!"

'I..I Lost..I couldn't fight it any more but...w..why was I fighting this pleasure? It feels so good but..I think I can't live without him....I have to have more..I need more of him..'

Through the night, his moans and Megumi's groans were the only things heard. Seems Kisho fallen to the corruption and now his belongs to the shadow wolf.

[her-canine-teeth]

hello welcome back to my tumblr blog and today I will rate my top ten tags or whatever theyre called Idk the ones thaz come up when u click that plus (im bored)

mitos incredible life: 11/10 (either fun bc its true or bc its ironic n rlly jnsightful thaz way). Also it's abt me and im so so amazing etcetc

yellowjackets: 10000/10 amazing

jackieshauna: 100000/10 AHHHHHH<3 (they live. In my brain)

mine art tag: 10/10 who doesnt love art

starkid: 10000/10 literally loved everything they made. even Mamd I think

jackie taylor: 19989/10 doesnt go a day in which i dont think of jer

long post: 9/10 true but not particularly riveting

prev: 14/10 if I call u prev i lov e u

fr: 8/10 i do say that

ig: 5/10 not much happening here

[glitteronadumpsterfire]

I believe in Dr. Feelgood era Nikki Sixx's thighs supremacy 🙏🙏🙏

[homophobicpunz]

goodnight to crimson!punz apologists only!!!

[imakemywings]

will literally never be over how Thane describes Shepard as “waking me from my battle-sleep” and “giving him something to live for” and “making him afraid to die” and “being lost in [her]” and