#AHHHH PLEASE BE A SWORD USER PLEASE

[noicevibes]

NEW BABY BOY TO PROTECT?????

[gachaclubideas]

Part 2 of this is here!

@glitchychara (Glitchychara)

@matrixxdx (Gabrielle)

@jamesjexxisdeadlmao (Pelios)

@9mysterybook6 (Mystery)

@prometheus2007 (Promni)

@livesonya16 (Sonya)

@alinorianddrago (Ali)

@rhmis-user-2020 (Rhmis)

@rookie-choco (Rookie)

@ayelen0o0o (Ayelen)

@2laffy2 (Laffy)

@violetthediamondsblog (Violet)

(I'm going to use a spinning wheel for this, so it will be all random)

Gacha Tumblrs in The Purge

random person: The Purge now begin.

Glitchychara: Oh my goodness I've been waiting for this! *Gasp* I have to figure out where my enemies are right now because I think I should pay them a visit. Wait! I have a whole hit list, Let get started!

Ayelen: This Purge is making me hungry. I just really want a bag of Doritos.

random person: I'm about to get the last bag.

Ayelen: Nu uh! No you not! *killing the person*

random person: AHHHH

Ayelen: There we go. Whoo, tried to take my Doritos.

Sonya: So I stole this luxury car and now I'm driving 200 miles speed in the road. I think I hit like 5 people but who care! You only live once.

Laffy: *Gasp* Someone set my school on fire!? I wonder who did it? I mean it definitely wasn't me hehe. I would never commit arson

Rookie: Guess who just broke into a bank and just about to steal 2.7 billion dollars? Ah It's me!

Mystery: *dancing* Yas let's party!

***

Gacha Tumblrs in The Hunger Game

Rookie: I was fighting Ayelen for a Pop-Tart. I said I said “Give me the Pop-Tart.” and she just stabbed me like.

Ayelen: I am so lost. *Gasp* Some berries. *Eating the berries*……I think that was poisonous.

Gabrielle: Look that those pretty butterflies. Wait, they're bees! I'm allergic to bees!!

Violet: Hey Mr Game Maker, are you filming this?

Game Maker: Yeah.

Violet: Okay because I want to save this for later for when I have my reality TV show. Okay so basically Rhims came up to me and she was like- argh!? Promni why would you shoot me? I was having my Kardashian moment.

Laffy: Rhims please don't stab me. I was just trying to take a peaceful walk okay. *got stabbed* Rhims…😭

Mystery: *Gasp* Is that a snake? Aw come here, you remind me of myself. Huh!? Did you just bite me!? You're venomous!!

Pelios: Y'all I just made this amazing fire, it definitely won't let anyone know I'm here. Hey Glitchychara, how did you find me?

Glitchychara: I saw the fire.

Pelios: Oh. Argh!! *got stabbed* Glitchychara why did you stab me?

Glitchychara: *hear the bear roar* Was that a bear!? Oh my goodness, RUN!

Rhims: Okay only three more to go. Sonya, Ali and- guh! Promni, did you just hit me with your axe?!

Promni: Sonya why did push me into the lake? You know I can't swim.

Game Maker: New rules, there can be two victors.

Sonya: Ali did you hear that? That means we both won! *Got stabbed* Did you just slice me with your sword!?

Ali: This is a solo, not a duel. So where's my money? Do I get paid or something?

***

Gacha Tumblrs in A Haunted House

Violet: You told we were going to Taylor Swift concert. But this look like Taylor Swift?

Violet's friend: I had to trick you coming

Violet: Well you don't have to trick me leaving, because I am out.

???: OooOoOoo

Violet: Is that a ghost!? No, you know what I'm just stick with y'all.

Pelios's creator: Where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere.

Pelios: I was just playing this teddy bear that I found.

Pelios's creator: Wait did you touch it?

Pelios: Yeah why?

Pelios's creator: You could be possessed!!

Pelios: I could be possessed!? What- *being possessed*

Rhims: Y'all I think I can see the ghost of Prince Philip in the corner over there.

random person: I am not a ghost. This place used to be a nursing home when they left me when they moved.

Rhims: My goodness

random person: Look at that ghost.

Ali: That right here is not a ghost. That is just someone who need a haircut. Hey little ghost girl.

random person: She does not want to talk you.

Ali: No she just shy. Look, I have a coupon to this great hair salon. I can get you hooked up and everything.

little ghost girl: What?

Ali: See she interested.

The ghost: Hey so I'm the ghost of this house. And if y'all don't get out in next 10 minutes, I will personally possess each one of you.

Gabrielle: No I do not want to be possessed! Today is not the day, we gotta go!

Ayelen: If the ghost wants to fight, then we could just fight. I mean I fight the ghost.

Mystery: Come on, we just have to start the car.

random person: The car won't start.

Mystery: Really? Okay I just call the Uber.

random person: We don't have cellphone service.

Mystery: Oh my goodness, well I guess we walking home.

Laffy: Y'all that haunted house was nothing. If one of y'all want to see something haunted, then let just go to the bathroom at Walmart.

[unhingedtiktoks]

Description: Tiktok from user turtlewithhat. In the corner of the video is a comment from user am3lialovesu reading "starting to think this ain't a joke" with a crying emoji. Standing in front of the camera is an East Asian woman, Emma, with long brown hair and glasses. She runs her hand through her hair dramatically.

Emma: First of all, this video is not for the faint of heart.

In the middle of her sentence, there is howling in the background, and she turns her head dramatically when she's finished talking.

Emma: She needs my help!

The camera switches and she begins to cautiously approach a bathroom.

Emma: Gray-Ash-Steel-Sword...

The camera pans up to show Izzy (also known as Gray-Ash-Steel-Sword) standing in the shower with a filter that makes her look like a werewolf.

Emma: I'm here to help. Oh, please.

Izzy: (growling) Don't look at me!

She grabs the shower rod and quietly moans.

Emma: Where is Izzy?!?

Izzy: (still growling) Get the pack leader!

Emma gets closer to Izzy and begins to sing, her voice shaky.

Emma: Look at what you see...

Izzy: Don't sing that! Don't sing that!

Emma: In her face, the mirror of your dreams!

Her voice cracks and the filter on Izzy fades. The image freezes at the end, making her face appear elongated. The camera cuts and the filter is completely off, revealing a white woman with a mullet. Izzy dramatically collapses to the floor of the shower. Emma continues to sing.

Emma: Believe I'm everywhere... ahhhh...

Izzy: Baby! You saved me!

Emma caresses Izzy's hair.

Emma: I'm glad to have you back, baby.

Izzy poses with her hands on the shower wall, sitting on her knees with her back arched, looking smugly at the camera.

[bahboh1004]

Lessa 3 ch 30

FFVII remake anyone?

https://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=603159&no=142

1.     a. Rabiel          s: Tap     b. Am I late? 2.     a. Ah. You’ve come at the right time.     b. ?! 3.     a. So you’ve truly brought it, Mit.          s: booboom 4.     a. Yes. Though it has been heavily damaged after ‘that person’ died…     b. This is the great Mikael’s holy item, the spear of brilliance, ‘Kabod.’ 30: Succession 5.     a. This is the spear of brilliance, ‘Kabod.’          s: Tap 6.     a: Kibod?     b: What’s that. 7.     a. Ka-bod          s: Tap tap     b. It’s Kabod. 8.     a. This is your father’s, Mikael’s spear.          s: Startle     b. …! 9.     a. What…? 10.     a. This is…     b. Father’s spear? 11.     a. Here.     b. Since it’s yours now.          s: Toss 12.     a. ?!          s: Drop 13.          s: Bang 14.     a. Guaaak!!          s: Hop hop     b. ...my toe!!     c. My toe is broken!!!!     d. Haa. 15.     a. Is it okay? To entrust it to this kid? 16.     a. Oioi.. hold on!     b. Are you going to keep going on about how pathetic I am? 17.     a. Yeah! Well, whatever this is, I’ll use it real good-!          s: Grab 18.          s: dense     a. Huh…? 19.     b. What the… won’t even budge… 20.     a. Grraaaaaa          s: Tremble tremble tremble     b. Well… 21.     a. I did anticipate this. Even if he is that person’s son, he still is half human.     b. It’d be impossible to lift Mikael’s spear. 22.     a. Oi… Then did you bring it to tease me?          s: Grab     b. Oh how nice it is for you Lids be to be strong     c. No. 23.     a. Currently, the only one who can carry this is me.          s: Flash     b. Mit… 24.     a. The hell, when you can’t even lift it yourself.          s: Grab     b. Hmph. 25.          s: loom     a. What the hell is this? 26.     a. What do you want me to do with this?          s: Step 27.     a. On top of that, rather than a spear, isn’t this a sword.          s: Rub 28.     a. The term spear is symbolic.     b. The form adapts to each user’s convenience. 29.     a. Convenience? Dad wielded something this heavy comfortably?          s:? 30.     a. No.     b. ?! 31.     a. What, it couldn’t be that father couldn’t hold this, right? 32. 33. 35.     a. For Mikael,     b. Kabod was something that should not be wielded.     c. In order for you to have that, you need to understand the meaning of the weight Kabod carries. 36.     a. The meaning… 37.     a. Of the weight…? 38.     a. Damn.     b. Father. Another riddle. 39.     a. Rabiel.     b. I can’t have this.     c. This is not mine. 40.     a. Of course this isn’t your. Raynald.          s: step     b. Spears are like the other self of an apostle. 41.     a. Because it is created by our hearts using the glory granted by Lord ‘Ra.’ 42.     a. As such, 43.     a. You have succeeded Mikeal’s holy words,     b. And thus have the right to have Kabod. 44.     a. Your spear will be born from within Kabod. 45.     a. From ‘within’ Kabod… 46.     a. Mit.     b. Have you been able to contact Gabriel?     c. Yes. 47.     a. As requested, ‘that person’ has been found.     b. Very well. Let us hurry. 48.     a. Ah. I will continue to entrust Kabod to you.     b. Yes.          s: Fwip     c. Ack 49.     a. Lets go. Greenhorn.          s: Grab     b. Ahhhh?! 50.     a. W-wait!! Where are we going?! 51.     a. ……     b. The best ‘Blacksmith’ of this era. 52.     a. Aaaaack          s: Pew 53.     a. Mit. The coordinates?     b. Please just follow me.          s: Rushing wind     c. Since it isn’t very far. 54.          s: Roar 55.          s: Bang 56.          s: Tumbling 57.     a. We have arrived.          s: Crumbles 58.     a. Are you certain.          s: Dusts 59.     a. I am certain.          s: Dusting down     b. It is filthy.     c. Ah. right, you don’t deal well with filth. 60.          s: tumble     a. Take it easy you crazies!!     b. Oh.     c. Ah….! 61.     a. Don’t step on me!! I said don’t step on me!!     b. It’s dirty!!          s: squeak     a. This F- Don’t YOU step on ME!! 62.     a. Hey!!     b. Don’t move. 63.     a. ! 64.     a. Found ya, rat bastards!!          s: Tada 65.     a. Huh,     b. Huh…. Huhhhh? 66.     a. Ah     b. Lexter?!

[sk3tch404]

WAIT I JUST SAW THE LIVE STREAM FOR 3.1 ON GENSHIN AND THE NEXT BANNER WILL BE ALBEDO?? 😍😍😍 HELLO I LOVE HIS AESTHETIC??!!! NILOU’S PRETTY BUT ALBEDO?!! IM GONNA PULL I AM GUARANTEED (BCS KEQING 😡😒) ANYWAY I WANT A DPS SWORD USER!! ALSO I FOGOT I HAD YELAN AND SHES A REALLY GOOD SUPPORT CURRENTLY SO PLEASE MIHOYO GIVE ME ALBEDO EARLY IM AT 11/12 PITY CURRENTLY BUT AM GETTING 400 PRIMOS BECAUSE OF THE STELLAR REUNION THING BCS I WAS GONE FOR LIKE A MONTH OR 2 ANYWAYS I HAVE 1.5k PRIMOS SO WISH ME LUCK AND I’LL WISH YOU LUCK FOR GANYU ALSO WHAT SERVER DO YOU PLAY ON 🤨🤨⁉️ - ☁️

I PLAY ON AMERICA AND UHHHH IM SAVING UP FOR AYAKA/CHILDE/SCARAMOUCHE(?)

AHHHH GOOD LUCK ON ALBEDO BANNER PITY!!! HE SEEMS FUN BUT IDK HOW TO FEEL ABT GEO CHARACTERS (their playstyle that is)

Nilou is great and all, but the Sumeru characters have been kind of mid (Cyno looks pretty good though! My team is 3/4 support and ONE dps Heizou)

Oh but Tighnari and Collei <33

Ugh I wish I played when Shenhe's banner was here 😭

Hehe u can ask for my UID it's cool. Don't make fun if my damage though 😪 Bennet is going thru some things with artifacts rn and I've been building other characters bc of Spiral Abyss and diff domains.

[izanaginookami10]

Umu, another week of our badass Chinese beater. If you’re wondering where is the download link, go at the end of the post.

Episode 6 directly continue from were we left last week: the gorgeous skill animation of Su Mucheng.

It seems like it’s a pro technique, so you should stop showing off, dear (what I think is) Main Heroine.

As that dude, yeah the one invited by the other guild, is starting to get suspiciou-

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…

Naah, he’s just a simpleton. “Just got lucky”? Pfff, no worries there.

Now I know that Ye Xiu wishes to keep it a secret though… then why the heck are you showing off so much yourself?! You damned Umbrella, Gatling Gun, Shield, Sword, Lance (or Spear?) weapon user?!

Not to mention Ninjutsu and summoning goblins…

Hm, it was just a trial then. So, training before breaking it for real,

Nice to see so many details, I mean, I’ve never really played Mass Multiplayer (as if I had anyone else to play with) Online Role Playing Games before, so I’m quite surprised one has to keep in mind so many information about skils, positions, cool down times, etc. Also, health is important, heh, sure, you vampire.

Ready to make History?! *Yuri on Ice’s OP plays in the background*

Hmmm. It seems that drunken full of himself bastard of last episode (searched for his name, it’s Liu Hao), is going to make trouble… what a pain in the ass.

It’s this guy. Oh, and I found pretty hilarous their exchange on the chat. His inner thought and what actually wrote was funny to read.

Christ, it has basically became an exchange of breaking records between Ye Xiu and Hateful Liu Hao’s teams here. Curious how the latter used the avatar name “Hateful Sword” for the character he uses to spy on Ye Xiu’s team.

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It’s nice to see his ass get beaten by that… very, very talkative player. 

Oh, finally kicking Liu Hao’s fake avatar out of the party? Oh, God Ye, I’m asking that too, why the heck did you accept him in the first place? Nah, more importantly, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SHOW HIM YOUR NEW STRATEGY?!?!?

As a mere mortal, I hardly understand your thought process… but who cares? Let’s continue.

Uhhh… Yeah. Totally not suspicious. Oh, MC knows him? Who the heck are you?

…

AHHHH, you’re the player who kicked Liu Hao’s ugly ass! I already like you then, but please talk less. His name is… Huang Shaotian it seems (googled it).

So, he’s the missing key? We get to see Ye Xiu’s new strategy finally. Wait, I just noticed, why are we in another dungeon? … let’s just watch the nice animations.

While he moves like a boss, our new member asks all the important questions.

So, it’s stucking mobs into that. Wait, even the freaking second boss? That sounds insane.

HOLY SHIT. Huang Shaotian is cool as fuck too! It reminded me of Arthur Pendragon (Prototype) from Fate/, or Gawain.

And that’s it.

Another very good episode. Animations gorgeous as usual, but I liked more the storytelling here: we finally see more developments. That’s nice. Not to mention, it seems like more and more characters from the era of “Ye Qiu” are coming. I hope they stay here, at least for a while.

By the way, if you’re wondering where did I watch it subtitled (although the subs aren’t exactly great), you can find it here

(from the discord channel of a dude I met on MAL):

https://mega.nz/#!RugwXKzT!ooIDz8HqaxnUv2pOwcwbG3nqe9Kfl4MV4RsGUQnO4sM

I’m not sure where (or if) the other fansub group, Bayi Subs, will upload their version, since… Nyaa.se is dead. Oooor, you could wait for the official (shitty, without some OST, and with far more ugly subs than these ones) version, on the official Youtube channel.

Here’s also the PV for next episode:

It seems like we will get to see PvP?! And more of Ye Qiu backstory?! I’m Hyped!

Regarding Quan Zhi Gao Shou Episode 6, Plus Where to Download it It seems like we will get to see PvP?! And more of Ye Qiu backstory?! I'm Hyped!

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Weekly Update: Bringing it all back (19th Feb-26 Feb)

Note: Well this week has been a shitty week for me as oh man I have been kinda wrecked by work and myself but I am coming by slowly but surely.

Something Begins,Something Ends: Yes a little reference to Sapkowiski’s books (and my favourite short story to boot), so we concluded the Toussaint Fic as I affectionally called Camaraderie with Together with Cahir and Milva,so it has a very long gestational process in writing,so my apologies! However those who stay through my writing thank you guys for being there. anyway this is not the end of my Witcher fanfics as I really do love them,so what is coming up is I am going to do ficlets of events.

So we are gonna see my favourite vampire Regis,with a Wolf Hall AU which is gonna be pretty fun and him get involved with the battle of Kaer Morhem (So that is game canon),and I am gonna try an another fascinating character who inspired my Man of Glass-Olgried Von Everec. So I am thankful for that tumblr user for helping me to gain my confidence in doing that writing as she told me to go with it which she deactivated her account as I am about to read her ideas (Your name is Rebecca I think and I know you loved Hjimar ,if you find my post please message me by @animeandfilmotaku )

So watch that space.

Flash fics flassssh: So clearing up slowly but gradually Kate’s prompts,we have quite a few stories which I did not do,so we have Bowie with Fixing which is fun to do the brotpness, and a Red Thread AU Simple and Clean which is pretty fun to do something loose and pretty Sword Art Online-esque??? And some crazy smut/fluff fics of the loves because of my ridiculous stress levels at work lately with Habits with a pregnant Cecily being turned on by protective husband Drago and Secrets on the teasing which I am like ahhhh. So what I may do them wit the loves of Drago going down on hers for the first time *blush* and a protective starter. I also have a character swap challenge which has been a secret with creepy ass mermaids with Visages which is pretty daring but I loved doing the gore ahahahah which in return she gave me that gorgeous drabble of Higanbana which was inspired by my love for Nioh.

Here comes the Iron Dragon: Soooo yessss I have started doing notes for my son’s chapter which I am so excited as I recall too many fond memories conceiving him (Well he is my baby)

Even before he has a long backstory of him and his waifu Cecily which cement to shipper hell (And even before I make him married and happy.) I just loved him, As I read it,there is some inconsistency with Drago as he kinda reveal his vulnerable side a little too early though I really like the stand for Caelestra-so I am focusing on the body language aspect which I loved to do and yes I am gonna hint about his past because why not. One of his sharp lines I made up is that he met perhaps too many strong women in his life XD I may do cracks a little bit later because man I am putting the angst train on him. And oh I am channelling an another character of his which is Stephen Gardiner from Wolf Hall who is a snarky bitch too and Mycroft Holmes. 

Seems my FC Mark Gatiss is destined to play bitchy politicians XD. Anyway, I may try to write chapter 2 by this week for my liking and modify the chapter of Drago to perhaps amp up his mega bitch mode.