#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE🎀🌸💕
#hobie brown#atsv#across the spiderverse#hobie my beloved#hobie is my life blood#hobie babygirl#i want to tear him open and eat him i love him so much#ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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HABS SHUTOUT THE LEAFS LMAOOOOOOOO HAPPY 2024-25 SEASON EVERYONE!!!!! 🍾🍾🍾
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“i hope you’re happy, fluffy,” “you’ve done this to me, fluffy,” “what have i become,” “they haunt me now, fluffy,” “i hope you’re proud of the monsters you made”
i am very proud. i am cheering @night-faye and @botanicallyinclinednerd on for the lmk wips they have in store. i am like an overexcited mother who has that recorder camera shouting “YOU’RE DOING AMAZING!” while you scheme and cackle on new ways to hurt my blorbos
#go forth my friends#become the monster#be the different beasts now#be the ones who feast now#mwahahahaha#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Is he, you know
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best alert
#i have to give myself a reminder#because#people pleaser#and I'll let clients talk me into other times past my office hours#so i yell at myself in my calendar#but also that means THATS IT NO MORE CLIENTS FOR THE DAY#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#/cries
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Kanye won’t even bless you once he’ll bless himself while you sneeze
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lmao having anxiety is so fun because when i have a panic attack, the goal is to calm down but if i calm down too much, my brain assumes my heart is stopping and i’m about to die so the panic attack starts all over again
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I'm getting confused on a science worksheet, but then telling myself it's alright to be confused and just submit it half-assed so I don't panic cause I've already panicked enough for the last 24 hours.
Now have a cat♡
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this is the gradient content we’re here for, not this
the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique
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I gotta finish my assignments but the demons (the Burning Kingdoms trilogy) are calling me
#the burning kingdoms#the jasmine throne#the oleander sword#i am currently on the oleander sword#hard to believe i started this series 2 days ago and now it has changed me to my very core#i'm so scared though ahahahahahahahahahahahaha i think something's gonna go wrong#anyways be gay do crime
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GUESS WHAT BITCHES, I'M REDOIN THE OUTFIT FROM SCRATCH!
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Negative, I’m afraid the girls just like 🖖🏽-GER
#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#only real trekkies will even get this joke#i already know who the posers are and no one cares
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i just can't help but be sexual tell me your schedule i got a lotta new tricks for you, baby just sayin' I'm flexible i do what I can to get you off eat it like you need an apron on eat it 'til you need to change your thong we could do it to your favorite song take a ride into the danger zone
There's a moment of silence before the witch abruptly begins cackling at the words spoken. "I can't say I'm seduced, Anon, but humor certainly gets you closer to your desired outcome."
#in this den of iniquity;;the sun don't shine#asks#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SGDHGFJHKJH THANK YOU#humor will always rev her engine to some degree pfffft
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girl someone reviewed my fanfiction on tiktok
#hewwo#testimonials#<- i guess#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#my scdp sent me this. help
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can you draw something for me to masturbate to
sure
good luck!
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