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Me when snakes :3
Please don’t ask me about the pose I just wanted it to be dynamic.
Also uhhhh that snake may or may not be corrupted nightmare (don’t blame me I love to ship em)
Okay uhhh now public announcement, uh this is scalria just a fusion of Swad and nightmare, (he got the bad stuff lmao)
So basically how this guy formed is because the two melted from prolonged physical contact. When swads in control he’s called scoria while when nightmare controls he’s called scald. Scalria is used to refer to both of them as a whole.
Bro is not only in constant pain, he can’t even see clearly and has to rely on his tar to shapeshift into a cane. His skin is literally melting on cloth as well. His wings don’t work cuz of reason like the fact that nightmares goop on it prevents it from moving around
They literally just fight over who wants to have control lmao
#swapdream#dreamtale au#swap dreamtale#art#my art#utmv#dreamtale nightmare#swap nightmare#nightcest#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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EHEHEHEHEHEHEHE🎀🌸💕
#hobie brown#atsv#across the spiderverse#hobie my beloved#hobie is my life blood#hobie babygirl#i want to tear him open and eat him i love him so much#ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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HABS SHUTOUT THE LEAFS LMAOOOOOOOO HAPPY 2024-25 SEASON EVERYONE!!!!! 🍾🍾🍾
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Is he, you know
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best alert
#i have to give myself a reminder#because#people pleaser#and I'll let clients talk me into other times past my office hours#so i yell at myself in my calendar#but also that means THATS IT NO MORE CLIENTS FOR THE DAY#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#/cries
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Kanye won’t even bless you once he’ll bless himself while you sneeze
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS YOU HOE HOE HOE ☃🎁🍾🍑👄 WE ALL KNOW UVE BEEN NAUGHTY 👀👅💦😩 SO U BETTER GET READY 👏🏻👅 FOR SANTA TO WIGGLE BOOGIE DOWN UR CHIMNEY 💦🏡🍾 WITCH SOME BIG BLACK COAL FOR UR TREE ❄️🍆🎁💦💃🏽 AND I HOPE U MADE SOME COOKIES 🍪🍪🍪 CUZ HES GOING ALL NIGHT 💦💦🚼🙈😩😜 SO GET YOUR TREE READY 🎄🎄🍆👅 AND LETS GET FESTIVE 🍾 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣5️⃣ OF THE BADDEST ELVES YOU KNOW 💅🏻💃🏽💦 IF U GET 5️⃣ BACK U A HOLIDAY HOTTIE TO THE MAXXX
@thxwxlf
Kamiizumi stared at what he presumed was either a joke message, spam, or maybe...both?
"...Thank you?"
#thxwxlf#muse: Nobutsuna Kamiizumi#muse speaks#muse answers#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#this made me laugh inside XD#kamiizumi is SO confused lol
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lmao having anxiety is so fun because when i have a panic attack, the goal is to calm down but if i calm down too much, my brain assumes my heart is stopping and i’m about to die so the panic attack starts all over again
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this is the gradient content we’re here for, not this
the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique
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I gotta finish my assignments but the demons (the Burning Kingdoms trilogy) are calling me
#the burning kingdoms#the jasmine throne#the oleander sword#i am currently on the oleander sword#hard to believe i started this series 2 days ago and now it has changed me to my very core#i'm so scared though ahahahahahahahahahahahaha i think something's gonna go wrong#anyways be gay do crime
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GUESS WHAT BITCHES, I'M REDOIN THE OUTFIT FROM SCRATCH!
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Negative, I’m afraid the girls just like 🖖🏽-GER
#AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#only real trekkies will even get this joke#i already know who the posers are and no one cares
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“Hey Dongsaeng, do you by chance want to be the Prime Minister?” “…….” Cale looked at Alberu with a gaze that made it seem as if he truly had been wronged. It was Alberu’s turn to flinch. Cale’s complexion looked good since his return from the Central Plains, but seeing this extremely hurt gaze tugged at his heart. “…That was so mean of me.” Alberu apologized and Cale happily accepted it. “Yes, your highness. That was too much.”
- Part 2 - ch 208
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The unholy laughter I let out at this ahahahahahahahaha
#help they are hilarious together#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#lcf#lout of the count’s family#alberu crossman#alver crossman#tcf part 2#tcf spoilers
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I've been rereading ORV and I cannot begin to tell you how fucking long it took me to remember how to breathe again AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just ... JUST LOOK AT JOONGHYUK’S FACE!!!!!!
Motherfucker looks like he's half a second away from tossing himself over that bridge, too AHAHAHAHAHA
Kim Dokja literally shattered his mind here OMFG!!!!
Never in a million fucking regressions did Yoo Joonghyuk for one fucking second think that this piece of shit would actually somehow manage to survive not only being tossed over a bridge, but also survive being swallowed by a fucking ichthyosaurus.
And then the fucker has the absolute fucking GALL to greet Joonghyuk like they're best friends and act like NOTHING even happened in the first place?!
That's the face of someone who has seen god and fucking laughed.
That is the face of someone who breaks into god's apartment, raids their fridge, and steals their Xbox for the shits and giggles.
That. That is the face of someone who met god and made them pray.
And Yoo Joonghyuk dropped him off a fucking bridge.
#omniscient reader's viewpoint#orv#orv webtoon#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#joongdok#and that's his future husband#yoo joonghyuk really had no fucking clue what he was getting into#LMAO
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can you draw something for me to masturbate to
sure
good luck!
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