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Glinda's voice...i know that pink strap is BIG
And they were trying to tell me Glinda's a bottom...oh ok
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Thinking about one time I was in a restaurant and I did a little drawing and wanted to leave it for the waitress and I was so focused on leaving the drawing w/o being caught by whoever I was with that I forgot to grab the box of my food.
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Idk if the spelling on my last ask made sense I was kinda out of it for a second when sending it 😭😭 - 🎱⚪
So real
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Do you think 8-ball casually confessed to Scratch, Did it in the middle of a fight or one day just turned up in his gold style like a peacock trying to impress him or all of the above 😭😭 - 🎱⚪ billiards anon
All of the above. Second one though, scratch closed the door on his face.
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IT WONT LEAVE-
@v1rtuald1va
ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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Tyreen Calypso/F!Reader: In the dragon's lair
>Masterpost | >Request Info
SFW-ish, one-shot, female/afab reader, reader works for COV, suggestive, kissing || BL3, 4690w rus, 5503w eng
FULL:https://archiveofourown.org/works/61581502/chapters/158754127
[In all the languages of all the planets, there was a phrase along the lines of "don't wake the beast". Plain and simple, it never leads to anything good. But sometimes, just sometimes and on special occasions, it was downright necessary.
You stared at the closed door to Tyreen's room, not quite sure what to do. It was no secret how much the cult leader valued her personal space. No one but Troy and you dared come within even a meter of this hallway until Tyreen Calypso herself decided she was ready to have or hear anyone. In four out of five cases, violating this established order was the cause of a quick but by no means painless death. And now it was two in the morning according to Pandora's time, so the murderous intent could escalate beyond catastrophic.
In that respect, Tyreen resembled a dragon. A ruthless and awfully greedy dragon, sitting in its lair.
Even though you didn't do any heavy-lifting work-wise and carried a high position in the cult only in name and thanks to nepotism, even you were getting tired of running around from place to place, keeping track of things and answering questioning followers. You could only imagine how tired the Calypso twins themselves were.
Still, you needed this night's sleep.]
Тайрин Калипсо/ОЖП: В логове дракона
RUS FULL:https://archiveofourown.org/works/61582612/chapters/157440574
[Во всех языках всех планет так или иначе была фраза, которая гласила: не буди зверя. Просто и понятно — ни к чему хорошему это не приводило.
Но иногда, лишь иногда и в особых случаях, это было просто необходимо.
Она уставилась на закрытую дверь в комнату Тайрин, не совсем понимая, как ей быть. Ни для кого не было секретом то, насколько сильно глава культа ценила свое личное пространство. Никто, кроме Троя и нее, не смел приближаться к этому коридору и на метр, пока Тайрин Калипсо сама не решила, что готова кого-то принимать или слушать. В четырех случаях из пяти нарушение этого установленного порядка было причиной быстрой, но далеко не безболезненной смерти. А сейчас был второй час ночи по времени Пандоры, поэтому убийственный настрой мог накаляться до просто катастрофических пределов.
В этом плане Тайрин скорее напоминала дракона. Безжалостного и страшно жадного дракона, сидевшего в своем логове.
Несмотря на то, что она сама в общем-то не тащила крупной доли работы на плечах и была на довольно высокой позиции в культе ли��ь номинально, благодаря непотизму, даже она* уставала со всей этой беготней с места на место, постоянной слежкой и ответами вопрошающим последователям. Насколько уставали сами близнецы Калипсо, она могла только представить.
Тем не менее, ей нужен был этот сон.]
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Spyro from Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage! / Gateway to Glimmer
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international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you
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7 hours of hand painting later…
Behold! The project I’ve been working on for 2 weeks + a 30 hour print with around 10-15 hours of on hands work. Process photos down below!
All I have to do now is paint the strap holders + buy a leather strap. And then I can finally begin putting the Buzzaxe together👀👀
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Can my phone and tumblr work WITH me for once and NOT like/note random fucking posts I didn’t wanna like 😭😭 since this, it’s happened like 4 different times. I don’t even LIKE mouthwashing and my feed is full. of. it now
I just accidentally noted a post from someone who’s non-sharing the same F/O as me I’m gonna go hide under a rock.
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I WOULDDDD HAVE A RIP OFF 10-BALL EMOJI BUT THIS IS THE BEST I CAN DO I'M CRYING 😭😭 ❶⓿ ①⓪
IM LOSING IT😭😭
If they add any other of the billiards we’re fucked 😭😭😭
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Even more gay in ga(yme 😔😔
Wowza billiards but in game yaoi wowza @tavi-calypso
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@r3d-ca9 @v1rtuald1va
👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
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Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.
Happy pride.
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"What if I draw oiled up scratch with 8-ball losing his shit in the background… " if you do that I will freak tf out (In a good way OFCC ‼️) BABSHEEHNSHSEHSJNSAKK - Billiard anon 🎱⚪ oh yes and the ripoff 1-ball emoji ①
BDYSNHRENHFJSHD GIGGLINNGGG
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An under appreciated detail that Tears of the Kingdom DID follow up on from Breath of the Wild is that Zelda is not only the researcher she always wanted to be, but also she is still so obsessed with her frog experiments that frogs have taken over Hateno's underground
She's the Princess, anyone would have tripped over themselves to build her anything she wanted. Why a study in a well? She must be among the frogs.
By day, Zelda is a teacher, but by night she is a crazy frog woman, and that's CANON and wonderful for her.
Can you imagine her glee when Link shows her a Sticky Lizard?
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