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Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps

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I’m a fuckin’ dumbass.

Be safe with seam rippers, kids.

I swear this cosplay might actually kill me.

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my kings helping to keep the threat away

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aventurine sketch

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What was a silly funny hee-hee idea just to have a reason to obsess over a character has now turned into a drug ridden mass murder and religious and family trauma filled AU that infests my brain alongside normal Troy Calypso.

Border-Spams 155K Leech Lord AU ‘dump’ on AO3 makes me want to completely rewrite Dying and Rising to be a really intricate borderlands AU..

I haven’t even finished chapter one and I already wanna do a rewrite. Fuck.

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EHEHEH

This fucking ROCKS red!

wip of a certain horrible animal i have grown very fond of

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What if slag got turned into a fatal gas that, when inhaled, slowly anointed the inhaler.

Well I’ve written that exact thing for my Eridium King AU. It’s not perfect, incredibly scuffed. But it’s a neat thingamajig

Slag Gas (or more commonly called by outsiders: Crystalizer.) is well, Slag turned into a gas. Created by Troy Calypso: the ‘Eridium King’ by mixing common chemicals with eridium dust.

I do plan on creating an actual ‘recipe’ for it, but present Tavi is too stupid for that.

If one was to inhale Slag Gas, Their skin’ll slowly turn purple, and it’ll begin to hurt to even fucking move.

The gas Anoints them.

their muscles, bones, and skin slowly and painfully turn into eridium. The crystals stabbing, prodding, and hell, sometimes breaking inside the skin.

The process can take days, weeks, years. It's based off of this disease

(Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva: which turns your muscle into bone. Restricting or completely stopping movement of the joints/body).

and since you can’t move after a while, you starve, quickly becoming malnourished.

If the anointment process doesn’t kill you. Your own helplessness will.

After a long and agonizing process, the inhaler is left being a chunk of eridium. A crystallized husk.

Now. id say you’d still be conscious when you're a ‘husk’ but I feel like eridium crystals puncturing your lungs and organs and causing you to suffocate. Aswell as your eyes popping from the intense pressure of crystals smashing them would kill you before you’d be conscious to feel Troy eating you.

Yeah, he eats them.

Normal, small chunks of eridium keep him alive, sure. But the husks caused by a person or animal inhaling the gas? It’s ten times stronger than a palm sized chunk could ever be.

It has a few uses:

Execution

Food

Mass murder

Or suicide

If he ever wanted to kill himself, he could.

You see, the thing is:

Troy isn't immune. If he breathes it in his body WILL begin that process. It's another reason for him scraping together his mask. To make sure he Doesn’t Die.

It both keeps him alive with extra eridium flowing to his spine via the vials and tubes. And it filters out the gas.

Its a.. Creation (can) kill the creator thing.

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Except ones enjoyable and the other is a slog

I’m sorry arms race..

arms race is literally just fortnite

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I fucking hate game apps. I wanted to play tetris the otherday so I figured there must be a simple tetris app out there its the most basic game. But every app is like heres your daily log in bonus of 10 gold! You get 5 free plays a day. Here's an ad. To replay a level costs 1 diamond. You can eart gold by earning points in levels. 1000 points = 1 gold. You can exchange 550 gold for one diamond but we have a sale right now that they only cost 500 gold. Heres an ad. You can buy a loot crate of diamonds for 5.99$! You leveled up! Heres 1 free diamond. Youve run out of free replays for today, would you like to buy some more diamonds? Heres your daily tasks, make sure to log in every day this month for a free reward chest. its free! Heres an ad. Would you like to sign up for this credit card to recieve 10 free diamonds? Invite a friend and you can earn points! Ding! Youve leveled up. Heres an ad. This is our special bonus play weekend, you get one free replay and a pack of diamonds only costs 4.99$. You can use your gold to purchase new skins for the tetris blocks. This ones shaped like cats! It costs 100 diamonds. You need to collect them all. Free to play, may be some in-app purchases.

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jurger

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

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PICKLE MANS ON TUMBLR?????

I cam from the side of pinrist where teenagers posted whispers and shir because their parents didn't let them have any social media and let me tell you, there were cults, @picklemanhasurges has some worshippers that include me

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doodle of ryan 🌹 🪢

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Me inserting myself into my f/o's world