#calypsospost

[tavi-calypso]

rhack and Jackothy are in no way shape or form, healthy ships. That is all.

[soleminisanction]

calypsosposts replied to your post “Actually, Asian Tim is just a headcanon right? I mean, people don't...”

But isn't Tim canonically Jewish. It's said in the comics that his mom is Jewish and according to Jewish law if your mom is Jewish so our you

It’s never actually stated in canon -- or at least, not in the original canon (I know shit about the New52 because it’s awful and I would rather pretend it just never happened.) 

We don’t actually have much, if any, canon info on Janet Drake. She’s only mentioned a handful of times and only appeared in the one story where she died. Now, Chuck Dixon, the writer for the first 100 issues of Robin, has stated that he thought of Tim as having a Jewish mother and a Catholic father but being non-religious, and that he wanted to make that canon, but either never got the chance or wasn’t allowed. 

So, based strictly on canon, Tim could be anything. 

That said, Jewish Tim is a great headcanon, it’d make a great canon if they ever decided to make it official, and either way it’s good reason to believe that he’s not the “““straight white cis guy””” the super-woke baby crowd wants to paint him as to make Damian Steph other people look better. 

[tavi-calypso]

Furndufbturfhbfursh….

Troy with a mullet thingimajig…

[tavi-calypso]

I don't really agree that any ship is inherently "bad" or "unhealthy"... it depends on the writer.

Ohhoh buddy. We’re gonna be here for a while.

RHACK:

For the entirety of TFTBL. AI!Jack was constantly manipulating Rhys to get himself back in control of Helios/Hyperion. And then STRAIGHT UP WANTING TO PUT RHYS IN AN ‘ENDOSKELETON’ TYPE THING.

Okay William Afton

ALSO TRIES TO KILL HIM NUMEROUS TIMES.

Rhack, if it was canon, would be ridden with manipulation, and possibly abuse in many shapes and forms.

JACKOTHY:

Now I’m not TOO familiar with Jackothy (nor do I WANT to be), but what I do know is that Jack MADE Timothy do a fucking PORNO. MULTIPLE PORNOS. And I feel like that’s enough to make the ship incredibly unhealthy.

To sum it up. It’s not the writer that makes it healthy/unhealthy. It’s the one or two people IN the relationship.

Can you re-write either J ships to make them ‘healthy’? Technically yeah. You can. But they’re still, like I said, Incredibly unhealthy.

[tavi-calypso]

I love this stupid fucking edit I did more than I’ll admit.

he looks so stupid I wanna throw him into a wall /aff

[tavi-calypso]

First drawing of 2025 and its subtle OC x Canon lmfao.

Also the first time I’ve drawn Basalt.

I love how the lower you go on the drawing the worse it gets wtf are those feet

[tavi-calypso]

What if I draw oiled up scratch with 8-ball losing his shit in the background…

[tavi-calypso]

I just accidentally noted a post from someone who’s non-sharing the same F/O as me I’m gonna go hide under a rock.

[tavi-calypso]

what about other ships that dont involve jack like katarhys?

"okay I know you mentioned those toxic ships with that fucked up character but like. What about THIS fucked up toxic ship???" Is LITERALLY how you look right now pal.

[tavi-calypso]

Thinking about one time I was in a restaurant and I did a little drawing and wanted to leave it for the waitress and I was so focused on leaving the drawing w/o being caught by whoever I was with that I forgot to grab the box of my food.

[tavi-calypso]

I just scrolled by a YouTube short calling a baby crocodile the R-slur??????

Never been more confused in my life.

[tavi-calypso]

People of tumblr. Very important question:

[tavi-calypso]

OH OKAY, Y’KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU! -Detroys your Troy Calypso-

[tavi-calypso]

I love how computers used to essentially be fucking cinderblocks with sunglasses in the sense that you could throw one at someone and make their head bleed, but they had more personality than your average brick. but now, they’re the size of the pillow you use every night vacuumed sealed so flat I can put it in my goddamned backpack with thrice the personality and if you throw them at someone the worse it’ll do is give em a concussion.

How times have changed.

[tavi-calypso]

Me going back downstairs with 4 skylanders up my ass except they arent up my ass and are in fact in my hoodie pocket theres one stabbing me in the side ow ow ow

[tavi-calypso]

im debating on opening art commissions but for vbucks

or something

Yes, the Fortnite currency.

I can't do actual money unfortunately since my Mom doesn’t know I have any sorts of socials apart from Pinterest.

And random amounts of money just appearing in my Venmo account when I don’t have a job would be incredibly suspicious to her.

Would people even want to commission me since my payment is just- so odd? Like I dunno, a 10 to 20 dollar Vbucks card for comms. If there’s a $5 or something card then I’d probably do 5 to 10 dollars since my shit is NOT worth 20.

I’m just confusing myself at this point. Ramble over.

This is so silly