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Y'all I just thought of the evillest DPxDC idea. Hear me out.

Popular Fanon: Lazarus water is fucked up ectoplasm, and it's bad for liminal/undead beings, up to and including effects like Pit Rage.

Popular Fanon: Environmental exposure to ectoplasm makes people liminal.

Neglected Canon: The All-Caste.

My Headcanon: The Acres of All connects to the Ghost Zone as well as the human world.

Popular Fanon: Exposure to clean ectoplasm, such as in the Ghost Zone, heals the effects of Lazarus contamination.

My Headcanon: Jason's totally fine, as far as ectoplasm goes. He doesn't have Pit Rage, he's clean as a whistle.

Sorta Canon (this has maybe been retconned but DC retcons things and then retcons their retcons all the time): There's a Lazarus Pit in/under/near the Batcave.

Meta Canon: In their efforts to keep Batman cool or whatever, some writers at DC have been making him increasingly violent, controlling and generally toxic. To the point that he basically put one of the anti-emotion collars from Zootopia on Jason in a comic several months ago. (Iirc it was some kind of injection actually but still the point of it was to "stop" Jason from ever being angry it was a very stupid plot.)

My Horrible Idea: BRUCE is the one with Pit Rage, and it's very slowly getting worse.

[thehistorynut19]

Made these for his bday🩶🩶

[helreginn]

Somebody give me myth prompts.

I need to make twenty starters, get my girl back on track.

[acitybythelightunited]

Mmmm a lot of girls that don’t want that attention would beg to differ and ALSO Arnold HELLO?

It's so hot when they are obsessed with you and not afraid to show it.

[possibly-pasta]

thinking about thinking about thinking about

[this-broken-band-girl]

unexpected reminder of trauma !! cowabunga dude !!

[moonspirit]

https://x.com/femtitans/status/1914871841740689726?s=46

they’re so shameless

AOIHFHFOIHOFIHOSOIHSIOGSGN)E(GJPVDMSPOSFSPSPN- ANOOOOOOOOOOOONNN LISTEN-

Being with Annie is giving the silly boy 90% of the confidence he needs LMAO, you just KNOW he's giggling to himself because "ANNIE likes me! She loves me!" WHAT MORE DOES A MAN NEED HUH??!!!!

aND aLSO she's been so giggly and happy throughout the trip, OF COURSE HE'S PUFFING UP LIKE A HAPPY PEACOCK

*pun intended, shoot me*

[biomic]

did you know about ultraman and access?

[acitybythelightunited]

@ASTRAL BRAT I genuinely HATE you for putting this thought in my head SHAMEEEE CIRCLE. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME!

[helmarok]

i'm always thinking about this line

[thesunlikehoney]

@swonkohwenoeht

today i learned how they vaccinate sheep and OH MJY TGOD

[evilkaeya]

hey people i might not survive this week

[oldladyhabits]

This isn't affecting me. I'm unaffected.

[batfambrainrot]

THE MELODY OF MISFORTUNE, an Anthony Bridgerton story.

[lemonmixice]

HOLY SHIT ALAN... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MY LOVE MY HUSBAND MY LOVELY BOY MY BEAUTIFUL MAN MY FOREVER LOVE MY ETERNAL LIVE MY EVERYTHING MY BABY MY LOVEABLE HIMBO

WAIT FOR ME MY DARLING... MY LOVE... YES YES YES

Upcoming Card!

Do I usually capitalize that title? Do I usually use exclamation marks? For some reason i'm second guessing my formatting. Anyways.

Alan's birthday is April 25th!! You know what that means today--ALAN TAROT CARD!!! Tarot knowers should tell us what Strength means and how they relate it to Alan. . .although it seems kind of obvious lol. It doesn't follow the usual naming convention of cards though so I assume it's different maybe?

Thursday's previews should be the Sinostra Chuuka(Chinese) cards! One should come out Thursday, then Monday, then the following Thursday. Not sure what'll happen in the two weeks after that but May 23rd is Leo's birthday so we should be seeing his tarot card in about a month. Of course these are just guesses based on the existing patterns/release trends

Anyway you aren't here for me yapping.

Look at his little smile!!!!

Character Card: Strength(「力の誘惑」  "The Allure Of Strength") Skill: Steel Pipe Wielder(「鉄管の使い手」  "Steel Pipe Wielder") Fully Awakened Skill: Hard-Boiled Ghoul(「硬派なグール」  "Hardliner Ghoul" 「硬派」 can mean 'someone severe, inflexible, and uncompromising' however it can also be used to refer to young men with traditionally masculine interests--a "man's man"--or someone who's straight-laced when it comes to relationships.) Warding Card: Solitary Lost Property(「孤独な銀河の落とし物」  "Solitary Galaxy's Lost Property")

There's a cosmic bond and I actually know who's in it this time!!! I wonder why it showed up. . .not complaining though

Fumbled Words (「不器用に紡ぐ言葉」  "Clumsily Spun Words") - SATK: +4%; VIT: +(20×Player Rank)

Zenji - Night Parade

Ren - Private Viewing

Alan - Strength

Lyca - The Page Of Wands

Zenji(Warding Card) - Ghost Stories

Card Stats! Does the in-game Skill screen make it any better for the stat enjoyers?

It's time for the spiel~

Gacha is gambling! Banners rerun! You'll get an opportunity to pull for Alan and any other unit you want again, so don't give into FOMO and spend your money recklessly! Set limits and keep by them! Keep a close eye on what you're spending, because it's easy to lose track!

My Japanese is mid, the official localizations are there for a reason, take any translation I do with a grain of salt

If you're going somewhere, let people know where you plan to be and where you are in case you get lost!

I'll see you on Thursday! Expect screaming!

[starrtoon]

(WAKE ME UP)

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(I CANT WAKE UP)

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

(SAAAVE MEEEEE)