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2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Quali - Fernando Alonso
#idk if i like these but must post nando.....#i think ill do his interview as well like the typical one not the grid one#cause hhe looks very cute#these are just weirdly lacking to me ig#BUT P3 IM SOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!#AGH WE'RE BACK BABY#<- kinda. only a bit. a bit. we stay hopeful#its been so long since ive been able to gif this type of thing 😭😭#literally not since brazil im p sure#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#2024 chinese gp#we do a little bit of f1
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Ok so smut idea for Tyler! Tyler’s shy and sweet gf who gets all horny and needy while he’s gone so she sends him some nudes or like a dirty vid and Tyler is totally thrown because that’s not his sweet innocent girl?? Is it??
Caught off Guard - Tyler Owens x Reader
please send me tyler owens requests!
this post is 18+, minors dni.
Tyler's never had a problem with opening a message from you in front of his crew. You love him more than life itself, Tyler knows that, but you're almost painfully shy, and the most racy thing you've ever said to him over text was that he looked 'handsome'. In private, in the secluded space of your shared bed, filthier things come from between your sweet pink lips, but over text you're always civilized.
It's why he's so taken aback that he nearly doesn't turn the sound down on his phone when he presses play on the video you'd sent him. It's nothing but a black screen originally but your sweaty, flushed face pops into frame when you lift the phone.
All anyone at the makeshift table is able to hear before he turns the volume down is Tyler's own name, and he's wildly, viscerally grateful that it hadn't been something more suggestive.
"Woah!" Tyler coughs over a mouthful of cheap beer, chest heaving as you showcase your two fingers pressed together with a slick substance coating them, dripping from them, "I gotta- y'all eat without me, I'm- I have to go."
"Is Y/N okay?" Lilly peers up worriedly at him, the typically brash storm chaser reduced to a pouting mother hen at Tyler's urgency, "She sounds like she's crying."
"She's fine." Tyler's already jogging towards their motel room, struggling with the keys in his pocket to jam the card inside of the door, "Don't bother me, and- and don't let anyone touch my beer!"
He's fairly certain that before the door even shuts behind him, Dani is already chugging it, but he can't bring himself to care.
He reloads the video, turning the volume up so that he can hear your voice again, "Tyler, I- I need you so bad right now. I've been feeling- aagh! I've been feeling like this all day, and I just- I keep trying, but I can't do it like you can!" You sob, your face screwing up as you desperately try getting yourself off, "Look, look! This is- I'm so wet, Tyler I'm so wet thinking about you, and I just can't- I can't finish, I need you I need- hnngh! Tyler," You cry, tears spilling out over your lower lashes and down your humid cheeks, "I need you!"
Tyler's hands tremble as he jams his thumb onto the 'call' button. His jeans are uncomfortably tight now, and one of his hands is already palming against the denim before he realizes that he's even hard. He acts on instinct, tucking the phone beside his ear and panting when the rough fabric of his jeans rubs flush against the angled head of his cock.
You pick up on the first ring, "Ty!"
"Baby," He breathes, groaning as he unzips his jeans and frees his cock from the confines of his boxers, "Shit, honey, you can't- you can't fuckin' do that to me."
"I need you," You're still crying, perhaps moreso now that Tyler's voice is in your ear but your cunt is devoid of his erection.
"'Thought I was gonna bust at the fuckin' table," He scoffs, stroking over his leaking cockhead, "Shit, baby, sendin' me pretty little videos like that? You're feelin' brave today, huh?"
"It hurts, Ty," You sob, "I- I need you."
"Shit, say it again." He pleads, already fucking his fist with vigor, uncontrollably turned on by your sudden, bold change in demeanor.
"I need you!" You cry, and Tyler's throat grows sore with the volume of the groan he releases as you hopelessly grind on your too-small fingers, "Please, Ty, i need you so bad!"
"Shit," Tyler curses, wondering if he's ever cum faster in his life, slightly embarrassed yet still raring to go as he hears your needy gasps, "Oh, fuck, baby, you're- you're all mine. I've got you, we're on our way back home. I'm gonna- agh, I'm gonna fuck you into the mattress, baby, just you wait."
#tyler owens x reader#tyler owens fanfiction#tyler owens x you#tyler owens imagine#tyler owens blurb#tyler owens drabble#glen powell x reader#twisters fanfiction#tyler owens smut
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first times w/ bllk men. pt.2
To think you could pull the Italian soccer player was a far fetch, but no.. you've been dating Marc Snuffy for a few weeks now. Honestly, he's been such an upgrade to the past relationships you've had, considering you were only a few years younger than him.
He's such a well-spoken man. Speaking with such intellect could make you go haywire, might even turn you on. But, you'd never admit that, no no.. you couldn't let him think how sex-craved you are about him, considering how polite he is.
You'd been invited to one of the gatherings for Ubers, a plus-one with him. He even took the time to get you a new outfit on the ordeal, "Baby, I need to measure.. could you—" You looked up at him, then quickly held your hands up. "Oh right.." He did all the measurements for your body before you could get a new outfit tailored for it.
His calloused palm held the measuring tape across your hips, shit..! He was such a respectful man. He didn't know the effect his hands all over felt so nice, biting your lip in the process as his hand on your lower back guided you over somewhere. "Amore mio, are you okay?" He whispered into your ear, his words left a trail of shiver down your back.
"Don't worry, 'm fine.. marc.." You stare at those orange colored eyes of his— he proceeded to give you a small smile. "I promise you tonight is going to be great." He held your chin up, it was almost like he was holding back to kiss you.
As you were about to tiptoe– he'd pull away. The hushed voices of him and the tailor could be heard, but all you heard was the fast-paced beating of your heart.
The event itself was boring, most conversed in Italian.. not that you can't understand at all, you weren't fluent in the language at all. Marc was there with you, sticking close by knowing full well you had not fully met the rest of the members of Ubers. More small talk and more made you even more annoyed– at the second and the way your lovely boyfriend was caressing your thigh like nothing.
You bit your lip as you tapped his shoulder. He pulled away from talking and raised an eyebrow, squeezing your thigh. "Marc, don't do that.." You whispered close, only letting him hear your voice.
"Hmm.. but cuore mio..?" He slid his hand to your upper thigh as you trembled. "Don't you get it.. you're making me.." His eyes widened for a fraction of a second, then his eyes held a glint in them.
You swear you didn't mean to turn him on, you knew how much of a rational man he was. But the fact he had pulled you two back to your hotel– "Marc, love..?"
He crashed his lips onto yours, feeling his tongue slip past your mouth. "Mmph— what's gotten into you..?" The words echoed along the hotel room as he pulled away. "I can't handle it anymore, l'anima gemella.. I need you." You swear you felt yourself clenched around his words.
"Agh—!" The groan you let out as he was taking his time to prep you was making you go berserk. "Marc, baby.. I'm ready for you.. please just fuck me!" Words spewing out of you like you weren't about to climax the second time tonight. "fuck you..? don't ever call that.. we're.." You gasped once more as you felt his engorged tip pressing onto your hole.
"sshit– Marc..!" Your eyes widened as he pressed on further, fuck it was such a stretch for you. "we're.." another inch passed against your walls. "making.." another one– and when he finally bottoms out of you. "...love." Your legs on either side of your face as he thrusts slow and deep made you scream louder.
"Cazzo— mmngh.. la mia dolce metà.. you're being so sweet.. to me."
The egocentric English football man? Chris Prince, the world probably already knew him.. but you know him best. You've been by his side for as long as you know, and yet– you weren't dating at all.
The white-haired male had invited you out of nowhere for drinks, you didn't mind.. but it did pulled you out of your work even earlier than ever.
You found him at the entrance of a private bar, not even realizing how much celebrities were even counted here. You couldn't help but be amazed.
"Damn, you dragged me out here.. for drinks.." You teased the man as he chuckled. "What can I say, I like to treat the women in my life with the utmost—" "Shut your mouth, dickhead." The way his mouth dropped so fast made you giggle at him. "Gee, you know I'm treating you right now?"
You did know that, the way you held a damn martini was way more expensive than what you'd even pay for a night out. "Yes, thanks, Chris.." Your voice cooed at him— "Now tell me why'd you drag me out here.."
You burst out in more laughter by the hours gone by, Chris was just updating you about his life– from his football team, Manshine City, then his family, even going as far about the blue-lock program. "Can't believe those kids could catch up to you, huh?"
The way his face shifted into a pout, like a sad golden retriever, made your heart skip a beat. "Hey, they've gone on a hell lot of training to be good." You just hummed at his words, then placed a hand on his shoulder. "Seems like your life has been chaotic as ever."
Chris lowered his arm, grabbing onto the stool leg– then he effortlessly pulled your stool closer to his. The way you turned a bit shy at that. Honestly, you've forgotten how he has no personal boundaries with anyone. "And yours, babe?" He called you out as you huffed.
Fuck, you didn't knew how long you've been making out with Chris. You'd never done this with him, maybe because of all the drinks you've drank. "Chris—" You pulled away as a string of saliva connected you both.
Chris internally grunted at the way you've been straddling his lap. His big palm caressing your ass, grabbing the fat of it. You let out a small chuckle at his possessiveness. "Ffuck, doll.. so fucking sexy on my lap.." After that comment, a fire rose withing you as you rolled your hips down.
He was loud, groaning in your ear— "Baby, look at you.. all ready for me.." You've found yourself laying down at the backseat— the rich leather seats must've been stained from your previous climaxes. "Chris— agh..! not there..!"
You felt his pesky hands already under your underwear, touching you in all the right places. "You know.. I've been fantasizing about you for ages.." You didn't even properly listen to him, loving the pleasure you're experiencing.
"Fantasizing about this body— and nobody compares from you.." That's when your breath hitched as you gripped his neck. The feeling of your arms around him made his dick throb more than ever. "What are you saying..?" You huffed, wrapping your legs around his hips– your crotch angled with his.
"I'm saying I'm in love with you, you idiot." That's when you felt it, it led to your heart skipping another beat once more. "Really?" You heard the zipper of his pants slipped bringing, that fucking girthy of a dick he had.
"Just look at it, it's so swollen all because of you, my love.." Another clenched by you accommodating his girth– could you even fit him?
"Watch it, baby— I'm going to take what's rightfully mines from the start."
#chris prince x reader#chris prince smut#blue lock smut#blue lock x reader#blue lock imagines#bllk x reader#bllk smut#bllk#blue lock#chris prince#blue lock scenarios#blue lock headcanons#marc snuffy#marc snuffy x reader#marc snuffy smut#bllk smau#x reader#smut#blue lock x you#blue lock x y/n#blue lock thirst#bllk thirst#fishyfics#fishyspice
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“mini-me”
synopsis; your little sister captures the hearts of your boyfriends, you may even say she has a little crush on james.
contents; sexual activity mentioned, fem!reader, reader has a cute lil sister, poly!marauders, james has baby fever, you have baby fever, i have baby fever, everyone has baby fever
warnings; none! just a brief mention of sex but nothing bad (;
a/n; i’ve been daydreaming about this fic for so long
“NESSIE! FINALLY MY BEST FRIEND IS BACK!"
roared a thunderous James Potter who’d spotted your little sister— Vanessa.
Nessie was all over the boys, and they were all over her. she was a first-year hufflepuff and a true sweetheart.
Sirius silently adored how similar you two looked, it was like looking at twins— except one of them happened to be five years older than the other.
He was too afraid and stubborn to admit it, but Nessie gave him a heavy dose of baby fever.
was she a baby? no, not even close. but something about her cheeky smile, the way her robes hung over her like how a child pretending to be an adult’s would, and how her hand (which was considerably smaller than his) slid into yours lovingly at any given time.
maybe it was just that he wanted to see you as a mom, or that he longed for a family that was warm and loving.
“y/n, dear.” Sirius caught your attention quickly, even though you were watching James ramble on to Nessie like it was an oscar award winning film.
“hm—?” you hummed, attempting to pry your eyes away from the sweet scene.
“what do you think i’d-be like?”
“what do i think what would be like?”
“you know, having kids.” he could tell from your flustered expression that to were certainly not expecting that.
“o-oh… w-well…”
luckily the conversation had been interrupted by one Nessie.
Nessie ended her conversation with James, earning a “hey!” when she walked away from him.
“Siri.” she tugged in his sleeve.
“yes, darling?”
she blushed at the pet name, and started twirling her hair.
“um.. will you guys take me to Hogsmeade…?”
“Hogsmeade? Ness, only third years and over can go to Hogsmeade—“
“Professor Mcgonagall said if i went with you then it would be alright!”
She tugged on Sirius’ slightly oversized leather jacket once more, as he stumbles from the unexpected tug.
“whats going on in here— AGH!”
Remus stumbled backwards as Nessie pounced on top of him like some wild animal who was about to feed on him.
“hi— oof— hi Nessie.”
Remus was taken aback by the little first year jumping around in him in a circle chanting;
“i’m going to Hogsmeade!”
“Ness, he gets it.” You groaned from your position on James’ lap.
“Get off!!” Nessie shoved you with all of her pre-puberty force.
“N-Nessie!” you ‘gently’ hit the bedpost as Nessie locked herself onto James.
“What candy is she on? Pixi Stix?”
“Oh, suck my dick, Moony.”
“Gladly—“
“Oi!” Barked James.”
“whats a dick?”
“Nessie—..”
HOGSMEADE was beautiful in summer time.
obviously— it wasn’t summer yet, but with April coming to a close and blossoming like a flower, you could basically say it was summertime.
you walked along with Remus and Sirius, as Nessie was hanging around with James as they skipped ahead down the alleys and walkways of Hogsmeade.
you adored James, and how sweet he was to your sister, she was such a sweet kid and deserved the love.
"James?" Nessie stopped skipping for a moment, keeping a steady walking pace instead.
"Hm?"
"Do you love my sister?"
"I do."
"so why don't you marry her?" Sirius burst into a quiet laughter, and Remus tucked the hysterical boy into his chest.
"i- marry her? i'd love too, but we're a bit young."
“but Snow White was 14 when she got married.”
“Oh.” James was clearly a bit flustered, his cheeks turned to a shade of pink.
Remus watched his lovers interact with Nessie, and it sparked something deep inside him.
Remus (until now) had ruled out a happy ending for himself.
being a lycanthrope, he never wanted to pass that burden to his child. so he couldn’t— no, wouldn’t have kids.
but somehow, someway, as he watched you with your little sister. he realized how badly he wanted you to be a mom.
for the first time, Remus realized that he could live happily.
“Remus? are you alright?” You tapped his shoulder rapidly, and he snapped out of his trance.
“Y-yes, sorry I got distracted.”
“you don’t have to apologize.” you smiled brightly up to him, the smile he was so in love with.
the smile he wanted his kids to have.
*
you four dropped Nessie off back at her common room, and Sirius immediately sprung onto you, nuzzling his face into your neck.
“Siri?” you asked through soft giggles.
“I can’t wait to have a kid with you.”
#marauders era#fem!reader#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#marauders#poly!marauders x reader#fanfiction#sirius black x reader#remus lupin x reader#james potter x reader'
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BSD Men - You Tell Them "I Want A Baby"
Pairings: Dazai, Ranpo, Fyodor, Atsushi and Chuuya
❗Warnings❗: Smut, MDNI, breeding kink obviously, scratching, praise, moaning, pulling, whimpering, breaking the bed, rounds, etc
🖤DAZAI🖤
You waited until your husband came home from work to have 'the big talk' with him. When he arrived, he greeted you with a kiss and a smile. You smiled back and told him you have something to tell him
He looked at you, intrigued. You were nervous to say it, but when you found your words, you said "I... I want a baby with you"
His eyes widen in disbelief. You started to get nervous that he didn't like this request of yours, but in one second you found yourself being picked up. Dazai wrapped his arms around your hips and picked you up while spinning you around.
"My belladonna wants my baby!" He yelled with excitement. In a flick of the switch, realization hit him. His smile faded away as he felt sudden fear wash over him "My... Belladonna wants my baby?"
He put you down gently and looked like he was about to collapse. His body swayed like he was drunk, and his legs were trembling. He murmured small words that you couldn't even interpret, and then he sat down. Small drops of sweat came down his forehead as he looked flabbergasted.
You sat next to him and held his hands, looking kindly at him, but he couldn't even make eye contact "I know you must be conflicted-"
He chuckled nervously "Me conflicted? Of course not, bella-" You cut off his sentence "It's ok if you aren't ready yet, but I know we'll be amazing parents" you smile warmly at him
"We're both strong, 'Samu. We can protect this child and give them unlimited love."You cupped his cheek to make him look at you. "I know they will love you just as much as I love you." His eyes became calm and collected. You continued
"Yes, there will be difficult times, but we will overcome them like we always do, and you won't be alone because I'll be there to help you, 'Samu." He stared at you with a soft smile. His eyes showed gratefulness. You put a finger up in his face and said, "Of course I would expect help from you too, though."
He held both of your hands and smiled, saying, "Starting a family with you is the greatest gift life could ever offer to me." You smiled back at him until he spoke again "Plus, I think it would be wasted potential if we never had a child. I mean, think of how humorous yet powerful they would be," he smirks.
You scoffed and rolled your eyes. "With your looks and my looks combined, we will create the most beautiful child alive," he finished while clenching his fists.
You sighed as you pulled him up to his feet when you stood up and dragged him to the bedroom, making him stumble. "Well, let's get into it, shall we, love?" You said this after you pushed him on the bed.
It was later into the night when Dazai was on top of you, thrusting skillfully into you. His cock hit the deepest parts of you, and you were hugging his dick tightly with your wet walls. You were both moaning from the sensation.
The thought of you getting pregnant only made the situation more lewd and made you both more aroused. He lifted your legs and put them over his shoulders to shove his cock deeper inside you, fueling your arousal even more.
He smirks tiredly "Does someone have a breeding kink? Ngh~! Because I've never felt you this tight before- Ah~!"
"Y-you just- ah~! never been this deep inside me~" you looked away embarrassed
He chuckles "you want my cum that much, bella~? Mmn~ You want my child inside you?"
"Mhmm~! Y-yes~"
He smirks as he connected your lips together, both of moaning into the kiss. While you were both kissing, his pace became faster which only made you dig your nails into his skin. You both moaned louder into the kiss until he pulled away
"I love you, y/n~ agh~! I'm going to fill you up so much~"
"I- I'm gonna c-cum~!" As soon as you said that, you came on Dazai's cock, squeezing him tightly and he soon came with you. His cum was shot deep inside of you as you both moaned loudly.
"F-fuck~ your taking in my cum so beautifully, y/n" Dazai said while looking down to where your both connected. You were panting heavily as he kissed your cheek before laying his head on your chest, smiling kindly "I'm excited to start this new chapter together with a mini you and me"
💚RANPO💚
You've been wanting to tell Ranpo that you want a baby, but it got you nervous to even talk about it with him. You felt maybe he wasn't ready, since he can barley take care of himself-, but after a couple of months you decided to finally just talk to him about it.
When you both came home from work and were cuddling on the couch. You took a deep breath and looked at him with blushed cheeks
"Um- love, I have something I've been wanting to talk to you about"
He looks at you with no surprised facial expressions "You want a baby with me?" You looked at him with shock "I know you've been wanting to tell me for months" he smiles softly
"Uh- then why have you never confronted me about it?" You were confused
"Because I was waiting until you were ready to tell me" he responded making you understand his reason"And I wasn't sure if I was ready to go to the next step. I mean, a baby would take away all of your attention from me"
You gave him a 'bruh-' facial expression until he spoke again "But after thinking some more, I realized that I am the world's greatest detective. So how hard could it be? Plus, you'll help out and do most of the hard stuff so-" You cut off his sentence by pinching his cheek making him cry out in pain
"You little- you know I will expect you to help sometimes, right?"
"Of course!" You let go of him which made him rub his cheek. He spoke again "You expect me to let you raise our baby all alone?"
You looked away from him "Well..."
He scoffed "How wrong you are, sugar. If a baby is what you want then I will try my hardest to help you!... Even if I feel too lazy" he smiles widely with determination
You sighed "Yeah.. you better" He looks at you offended "What? Do you think I'm not fit for the challenge?"
You smile "Of course you are. You are the world's greatest detective and boyfriend"
He laughs "You are correct!"
Before you could say anything more, he drags you to the bedroom making you almost trip "Now, let's get started! We aren't getting any younger~"
You were both soon on your shared bed as you jumped on Ranpo's cock. You clenched tightly on his hair and shoulder while his hands help steady your hips. His whimpers only made you more wet and needy for him, and seeing you more desperate than usual only turned him on more.
"Mmn~! Your squeezing me so tightly ngh~" he whimpered
The more he thought about impregnating you the more aroused he got. He started to thrust his hips upwards which made his cock hit deeper inside you. You moaned louder
He smiles softly while panting "Hah~ You want me to shoot my cum deep inside you, right?"
"Y-yes mmn~ I do~"
He leaned into your ear "If your so desperate for my cum then jump a little faster, sugar~ ah~! it feels so good. I won't last much longer mmn~!"
With that, you went at a faster, sloppy pace. His head fell back while arching his back "Ah~! I'm close~ don't stop, sugar~ mmn~! feels so good~"
It all felt amazing, but without thinking, Ranpo pushed you over to get on top of you and started to thrust faster and deeper into you. His forehead was on your shoulder while you held tightly onto his shoulders. His whimpers were louder until he finally came as deep as he can go inside you. You both came together while moaning and twitching. As soon as he finished, he collapsed on your chest while panting heavily.
Usually he's never top just because his stamina is kind of low so you don't really blame him. You felt his body quiver from time to time as you both hugged each other In a tired voice, he said "I just know you'll be an amazing mom. I didn't even need to use my detective skills to know that, sugar"
💜FYODOR💜
You've been wanting to tell Fyodor that you want a child with him for awhile, but he's been very busy lately. You just want to talk to him about it and see what he thinks, but obviously you hope he'll be on the same page as you.You decided today is the day
You walked into Fyodor while he was typing on his five monitors or something. You hugged him from the side, laying your cheek on his shoulder as your arms were wrapped around him. He slightly leaned his head towards you and kissed your arms
"Is there something wrong, moya lyubov?" He didn't even look at you, but his tone seemed considerate
You sighed "I just want to talk to you about something, but it can wait" you kissed his cheek gently
He finally turns his head towards you "you want to talk about something? Is it serious?" His eye seemed a bit soft
You nervously chuckle "well kind of, but nothing to worry over"
He kept staring at you which only made you more nervous "hmm give me one more hour, love, then we can talk" he kissed your forehead. You nod with a smile as a response.
You were waiting in your shared bed for about an hour until Fyodor showed up. He sat next to you on the bed after taking off his shoes and cape. He held your hand "what's been on your mind, myshka?" He asked gently Your heart raced rapidly
"i- uh- it's hard to ask" you couldn't even make eye contact with him his hand cupped your cheek, forcing you to look at him "do you fear me, y/n?"
You widen your eyes "n-no! It's just-" you took a deep breath "I.... Want a baby.."
His eyes widen as he stared into you. You couldn't hold the stare as you looked down, blushing tremendously. You chuckled nervously "Or you know, we can wait. I was just-" Your sentence was cut off by a sweet kiss on the lips, catching you off guard. Fyodor held the kiss for a couple seconds before he pulled away.
He was smiling "I've been wanting a child with you for awhile as well" He started to gently kiss your neck. His body was slowly towering over you as the back of your head laid on a pillow
He mumbled against your skin "I couldn't ask for a better woman. Your perfect, my dear" You moan quietly before he looked into your eyes while smirking "tonight will belong to us, my love. I wont stop until your body has no choice but to become pregnant"
And it really did feel like the night belong to you two. He was fucking you in a mating press. You could feel him deeper inside you than usual. His thrusts were rough and deep, but his words and kisses were filled with beauty and affirmation
Your hands were wrapped around his neck and would sometimes pull his hair. His hands were busy holding himself up, but they were gripping the bed sheets. "S-so deep~ mmn~ so good~ Fedya, do you feel good?"
"Mmn~ just the thought of you carrying my child drives me to my limit ah~ you feel irresistible, y/n~" He pounded deeper into you, making your head go all the way back, slightly arching your back
"I can feel more of you, myshka~ mmn~ your really clenching tightly around me ngh~ so lewd~" he chuckles gently
"I- ah~! I'm going to c-cum~ it feels too good~" you moaned while your hand forms a fist on his hair, making him groan
"Me too, love. Let's do it together ah~ Your going to be- ngh~ an amazing mother for our child"
He pounded faster only making you two moan and groan louder. Your walls stroked him amazingly and his cock hit your g spot over and over. He finally felt his limit and he was so ready to cum inside you "Oh, myshka~ I'm going to cum~ Don't let one drop go to waste Ah~ cum with me, dear~"
You only responded to moaning his name. He smirked slightly as he felt a sudden wave of electricity go throughout his body. He shot his semen deep inside you, resulting you cumming on his dick. You moaned loudly and quivered from the sensation as he grunted with his eyes shut tight
You were panting heavily until he kissed your lips passionately. He looked at your eyes with soft, tired ones "I can't wait to have this child with you, y/n"
He abruptly started to pound into you again. Your gripped on his shoulders as your eyes were shut tight while moaning."I did tell you we won't stop until your body has no choice but to get pregnant, my love~ we have all night "
💙ATSUSHI💙
You were waiting for Atsushi to get home from work to tell him you want a baby. It was nerve racking, but you felt ready and just wanted to see what Atsushi thinks about it.
When he did come home, he was greeted by your hug and a kiss and he did the same thing back to you. He was about to go take a shower until you told him you had to tell him something, making him a bit worried.
You grabbed his hands and looked in his eyes with Ambition "I want a baby"
His eyes widen and his cheeks blushed "A...a baby?"
"Yeah...of course if your ready too"He put his hands on your shoulders a little roughly
"Y-you really want a baby with me?"
"Of course, my love. Who else would I ask?"
He kissed you on the lips while one of his hands cupped your face and the other on your back. You were taken aback and flustered until he pulled away "I've been thinking about starting a family with you recently too" he smiles softly You were a little surprised
"You made it sound like you weren't sure"
He chuckles "I was just happy to hear those words. It kinda sounded surreal"
He then hugs you in a warm embrace. His chin laying on your shoulder "Im just glad I'm going to raise a child with the woman I love"
"Well I'm not pregnant yet, love" you chuckle
He stops hugging you and holds your hands instead while looking into your eyes "I don't want our child to experience what I've been through. I want them to feel loved and cared for. So don't worry, I will do everything I can to make them happy" he smiles
"I already know you will, love. You'll be an amazing dad" you smile back
"And you'll be the perfect mom" he kisses the back of your hand After smiling at each other for awhile, he starts to blush "Well... D-do you want to get started?"
You fidget with your fingers "If your up to it"
He suddenly carries you bridal style and goes towards the bedroom "I've been waiting to do this. So I'm sorry if I'm a bit rough"
He lays you on the bed and gets on top of you, caging you with his arms. You smirk at him "I wouldn't mind if you were"
He would never admit it, but he has a massive breeding kink and he's a little too excited. He thrusts were fast,deep, and aggressive, but his words and kisses were gentle and soft.He fucked you in a mating press. Your legs were over his shoulders and his hands gripped harshly on the headboard of the bed, which would hit against the wall repeatedly making a loud thudding noise.
His hips made a clapping sound everytime they connected to yours and both of your moans were filling the room as well.You've never felt him so deep inside you, but it felt so good that you weren't complaining. "So deep~ Nakajima~! It feels so good~" you moaned
"Ah~! You feel amazing, y/n~ your so beautiful~" he responded while moaning
He couldn't stop thinking about his cum being inside of you and the more he thought the more desperate he was. His grip on the headboard was stronger and eventually it broke. You were in shock and gasped a moan, but he brought your attention back to him when he kissed your lips full of lust.
You didn't know it was even possible, but you felt him get bigger inside you. He couldn't get enough of how your walls stroked his cock. He pulled away from the kiss to look down to where your connected
"I- mmn~! I'm going to cum~ y-yes~! Ah~ so good~ can't stop~!" He whimpers
"Y-yes~ cum as deep as you can, love~ im going to cum too~!"
If it was even possible, he went at a more animalistic pace. His cock hit all the rights spots and you both felt eachother twitch from the sensation. With his hands, he brought your hips as close at he can to his own, to shoot his cum deep inside you. He was so deep, you could see a bulge on your stomach.
He finished with a loud whimper. His whole body trembling aggressively from his orgasm and you came right after him, moaning his name loudly with your legs trembling.
You were both trying to catch your breaths and calm from your high's. Your minds clouded and fogged up from the euphoric experience and when you got out of cloud 9, he kissed your lips gently.
His grip on the sheets relaxed and he then noticed that he left holes on them from how aggressive he was being. "I- I'm sorry if I got carried away" he tiredly apologized
You smiled kindly at him "I found it a big turn on if I'm being honest"
He blushes and looks down, seeing that he's still inside you. He looks at you again with embarrassment and red cheeks "i...want to...fill you up more...please"
🧡CHUUYA🧡
You and Chuuya have surprisingly never talked about starting a family or even talked about kids. You've talked about how annoying they could be, but whenever you've been with a baby or children, you've thought about having one with Chuuya.
After he came back to your shared apartment, he was putting his hat and jacket onto the coat hanger as you leaned against the wall. He looks at you with a smile, but can tell something is on your mind
"Hey Princess, Is something wrong?" Concerned was heard in his voice
"I- I just have something I've been wanting to say" you fidget by swaying your feet slightly
"Well I'm all ears.. your making me nervous"
You looked at him with embarrassment and took a deep breath "I want a baby with you"
His eyes widen "You...what?"
He keeps staring at you making you feel more stupid and embarrassed "Uh- if you don't think it's a good idea then say it and stop staring at me like I'm crazy!" You look away
He stammers "Wha- no that's not it at all! it's just- I wasn't expecting that"
You sheepishly look back at him "Do you..ever want to start a family with me?"
He calms down a bit "Well I wasn't against the idea..but how do I know that I'm ready to be a dad?"
You walk up to him to look him in the eyes softly "All I know is that we can learn together how to raise our child" you smile
He sighs "If we were to have a kid they will be a target, since I'm an executive of the Port Mafia. Do you really think that would be ok?"
He gives a valid point, but you've been thinking about that too. You respond "Plenty of people from the mafia have at least some family and plus, do you really think I'm that weak? Much less that both of us can't protect our own kid?"
He widens his eyes slightly "T-that's not what I- " he takes a deep breath and thinks "Your right, We're more than strong enough to protect our own kid. So if anybody even tries to hurt them I'm going to kill them"
You giggle as he kissed your nose and holds you by the waist. He then starts to blush"And I'd be lying if I said I never thought of you one day carrying my kid and starting a family with you. It's something I want to experience with you and only you"
You smile warmly as you poke his cheek "You are so cute when you blush, Chuuya~" you said teasingly
He grumbles softly "Shut your trap" You then starts to attack his face with kisses "H-hey! Get off of me" you laugh as he blushes more.
You pull away and you smile "Your so needy" he whispers before he drags you to the bedroom and throws you on the bed.
He smirks "Just lay still while I impregnate you"
Couple minutes went by and Chuuya was on top of you ramming his dick inside you deep. Your wet walls clenched around him more than usual making him moan and grip on your hips tighter
"God- fucking S-shit~ mmn~ why you squeezing me so tightly, doll? Ah~ you desperate for my cum?"
You look away embarrassed while moaning. You only responded by dipping your nails into his shoulders and pulling his hair, earning a low groan from him
He chuckles "I think someone has a breeding kink~ agh~! Why am I not surprised? Mmn~! You do always beg for my cum inside you"
He leans down and kisses your lips gently. His pace changing into soft and sensual "Your so beautiful ngh~ God, I love you so much. You don't- mmn~ understand" he moans
You smile "I love you too, Chuuya"
He kisses you again and gradually increases his pace into a sloppy, desperate pace. His cock twitched and slowly got bigger as he felt his orgasm come
He pulls away while panting "So good~ i-im cumming~!"
You moan his name as he thrusts deeper into you and he begins to whimper the sensation was too good and he always loved shooting his cum inside you. With one last thrust he came inside you, feeling his hot semen coat your walls as you came with him. Both of you hugging eachother while being in pure bliss
You were both heavily breathing until he kisses you forehead and cheek "You better be careful for these next 9 months. You can't go anywhere alone or do anything reckless"
You scoff "Babe, your over reacting and we don't know if Im pregnant right now-"
"You know what I mean and If you ask me I'm under reacting" he cuts you off before kissing your lips gently
You both stare into eachother eyes lovingly. He slowly smiles genuinely "I'm happy that we're going to start a family together"
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“one more word.” ~ butch!wolverine x ladypool!reader this is just a wlw honda odyssey scene bc i need butch wolverine to be real. i also aimed to write them in character! give feedback babes plsssss
cw: outdated cultural references, fourth wall breaking, nsfw, blood, f!ngering, strap!sex, idk just lotta gay shit xx
wc: 4.3k...👁️👁️
"get. in the fucking. car."
"it'll get you there safe and sound!" nicepool reassures with a loving pat to the top of the grey honda odyssey. "lil betsy always does." his eyes then fall to dogpool, who is held tightly in your arms. "you're gonna have to give me my dog back, though..."
"i know," you reply matter-of-factly. "listen-" you start before mary puppins places a paw on your hand. "yes, child... if you ever want to give her up or if she needs a new home, or if something should happen to you, i'd love to be her mama."
nicepool only wheezes at your remark. "what would ever happen to me?"
"lots of stuff," you reply with a shrug, smiling innocently under your red mask.
as soon as he realizes your seriousness, his smile fades and looks to the older woman standing to his right in an ask for help. the wolverine lets out a huff as she pushes herself off the honda and moves to grab the dog from your grasp.
"n-no! we're running away- agh- the corn was too dense, girl!" you say in apologies to mary puppins and watch sadly as laura hands the you-variant over to the other, nicer-you-variant.
you begrudgingly get in the passenger seat of the shitty car, waving goodbye to dogpool. the obnoxious sound of you singing "we'll meet again" is muffled by the car windows as laura drives you both away.
time passes. maybe 15 minutes, maybe an hour. doesn't matter, reader— don't worry about it. you haven’t been paying attention to the time because you’ve been sneaking quick gazes at the wolverine in the driver’s seat to your left. the way her brown hair curls up on either sides of her head looks so cute. yet the way her large, gloved hands grip the steering wheel causes your mind to wander other places. all you know now is there’s been a lingering thought poking at your brain since you picked this wolverine up from that bar in her universe.
"okay i'm just gonna ask. what's with the suit? first thing i did when i flamed out: i took mine off."
"drop it." laura mutters.
"it's not that ugly..."
"stop talkin about my suit."
"did you make it yourself? been there!"
"quit. now." the tension in her voice is rising.
"the x-men make you wear it? those sons of fuckin bitches. they are not your friends, i'll tell ya that. friends don't let friends leave the house looking like they fight crime for the los angeles rams-"
"shut the fuck up about the suit," she snaps.
"woahwoahwoah watch your frown lines, angel baby." you back off, lifting your hands in a motion of surrender. "i'm just trying to bond a little bit-"
"yeah? well then talk about something else."
"fine!"
there's an uncomfortable silence between you two, only for a moment before you play around, making spiderman web motions with your gloved hands. you just can’t help but annoy the woman next to you, it’s too much fun. it’s like your duty as passenger princess.
"stop it," she snaps again soon enough.
"why? don't wanna get distracted seeing my fingers in this motion?" you tease, moving your middle and ring finger back and forth. laura only scoffs at the sexual innuendo. "ahh, the natural hand position of the sapphics." you turn to look out the car window and make eye contact with the reader. "is that why so many masc lesbians are obsessed with spiderman? i guess only earth-616 knows the correlation..."
and wait- if i'm supposedly you, the reader, but as ladypool-- then how am i breaking the fourth wall? gasp! a fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break... that's like- sixteen walls... am i talking to myself? or talking to myself? whatever. anyway i know why you're here, you slut. let's make conversation by pushing wolvie's buttons some more, yeah?
"if they could fix your world, what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get outta here? some rubbing alcohol shots? maybe a wiper fluid chaser?"
laura's gaze slowly turns to you. "what did you say?"
"i said when you get back, what's the first thing you're gonna do-"
"no no, before that."
"if-" you catch yourself. shit. "-they can fix your world?"
with an aggressive slam on the break, your seatbelt doesn't even have time to prevent your head from colliding with the dashboard. and as the car stops, you know there's nothing that can save you from the rage behind wolverine's tone.
"what do you mean if?" she asks through gritted teeth, body fully turned to face you.
"i mean-"
"you lied to me. you don't have a fucking clue if they could help me fix things. do you?"
"no, but i mean-" you start to defend yourself before three metal claws impale your thigh, and probably extend under you all the way through to your seat. "agh- fuck! fuck! i didn't lie!"
"you lied!"
"no! i made an educated wish!"
laura only tilts her head at your defense, eyebrows furrowing.
"because i need you," you continue as you unfold the photo that was in your pocket and hold it up for her to see. "this is why. right here. cause if we don't do something, they die. i don't know anything about saving worlds, and why would i even care? cause my entire world is right here in this picture. it's only nine people, and i have no idea how to save it alone. i know how to fuck people up for money but you- YOU know how to save them... at least the other wolverine did-" at that last comment, laura twists her claws in your thigh, striking enough pain for more curses to escape your mouth. "f-fuck! ah- i guess i'm stuck with the worst one-"
"did you just say you made an educated... fucking wish?"
"they call me the merc with the mouth. they don't call me truthful timmy the blowjob queen of sass catoo-"
the three metal blades are quickly removed from your thigh only to be brought up next to your face. laura's shaky breath exercises seem to be the only thing keeping her from slicing you apart.
"one more word... please, give me one." her guttural voice is a low warning. you wait a moment as if thinking to a random word generator in your brain.
"~gubernatorial~" you say simply before cowaring behind flailing arms when laura prepares to stab you in the face, only fake you out. her breaths are deeper, more steady as if she's trying to calm herself.
"you know what? you're a fucking joke... no wonder the avengers didn't take you, or the x-men or fuckin anyone. i mean you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. i have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering, little prick in my entire life. and that says a lot 'cause i've been alive for over two hundred fucking years." the volume in her voice begins to rise with each word, striking your emotions further and further as you sit there speechless, yet her anger keeps rising. "and i'll tell ya- that villain chick was right about one thing: you will NEVER save the world. you couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! and motherfucker i wish i could say you'd die alone, but it's one of GOD'S best jokes that you can't die! except that's all on all of US!"
she hits nerve after nerve. the pain in your chest hurts too fucking bad. you are not only speechless, you never want to speak again. you have millions of words to say yet none at all.
how fucking dare she bring up vanessa like that? who does laura think she is? no fucking hero, that's for goddamn sure.
"you got nothing to say, mouth?" she asks, almost out of breath from yelling accusations.
all you can manage to say is one sentence. and she doesn’t even fucking deserve the warning too. "i'm gonna fight you now."
wolverine only snorts, a pitiful laugh towards your remark. "oh, are you?"
you take note how a quick punch to her nose shuts her right up, and watch in satisfaction how blood trickles out her nostril down to her upper lip. your small victory is cut short by her fist colliding to the same spot on your own nose. she pushes you to the window and grabs the back of your mask, then slams your face down onto the center head unit multiple times. different radio stations flick back and forth as you make contact with the buttons and nozzles, eventually landing on a song from the original 'grease' soundtrack.
♡ last gore x nsfw warning !! :3 ♡
you lift your hand to grab one of your swords but another punch to the cheek causes your vision to cloud. by the time you come to your senses, laura has buckled your seatbelt and is digging her left claw into your stomach, twisting her hand slowly.
“not talkin’ now, are ya?” she growls before withdrawing her claws and moving to stab you again. pulling the lever on the side of your car seat, you fall backwards to quickly dodge her blow. you kick your foot against her shoulder to keep her back, and then tightly wrap your legs around her head. another three blades enter your side in a sudden motion, causing you to release your chokehold.
“agh! you dirty bitch!” you shout before kicking her out the front windshield of the honda. you laugh and point as she rolls and tumbles through the leaves and dirt. as soon as she gets up, you unsheathe your swords while she sprints back to you. she’s a fucking animal—ramming herself into the front of the car, causing the airbag to go off on your stomach and send you flying back into the reclined seat.
laura jumps through the broken windshield and lands claws first on top of your already bloodied body. slash after slash, you both further each others’ injuries until you flip laura over and pin her down to the seat. there is surprise in her eyes with a hint of something else that you can’t quite pinpoint. trying to catch your breath, she only looks up at you with a ratted smile, as if amused to see you attempting to kill her. blood stains her face and fanged teeth, and her short hair is tangled and damp with sweat. fuck—it’s a sight. with your elbow against her chest, you’re still close enough to smell her alcohol-tainted breath.
“need a mint, you preening slut?” you ask before you are flying through the sunroof of the honda and falling to the ground outside the car. after kicking yourself up, your little wolvie gestures for you to come back with a simple hand wave behind the window. who are you to keep her waiting? throwing the swords over your shoulders, you take out your baby knives before running back to the car and jumping through the window.
broken glass and blood is everywhere, but neither of you care. you’re both having too much fun trying to murder the other as you take turns regenerating. it’s a pointless waste of time and energy. a total meaningless circle of fighting and healing.
you pin laura through the broken windshield and onto the front hood of the car, stabbing her shoulder and arms repeatedly with a knife. the sleeves of her suit eventually fall apart, fabric scattering and leaving her muscular arms to your gaze. so clearly you’re distracted. she grabs your wrist behind her and heaves your arm over her head to hold you in her place for a moment to catch her breath.
she then drags you by the belt from across the car and holds you down with her body in the back seat. her claws sink through the red fabric and into your sides. again. and again. the repetitive motions of the sharp metal soon causes a big tear in the fabric of your suit, exposing the skin under your breast. it seems as if neither of you notice at first, continuously fighting until another stretch from her pinning your arms above your head causes a terrible ripping sound. you both stop and look down, unsure on who has the decency to yield the fight first.
wolverine pauses for a moment, hovering over your bare tit before suddenly attacking your nipple with her mouth. there is nothing gentle about it, and you can’t tell if her actions are still a way of fighting with the harsh ways her sharp teeth nip and bite.
you lay there for a moment in shock, chest heaving up and down in short spurts as you try to breathe. your hands drop the knives to the car floor behind you, yet your wrists are still trapped in the wolverine’s grip. before you can think to stop it, a breathy whimper escapes your lips. the sound pricks laura to come to her senses and looks up at you with a flushed expression.
fucking hell. if you weren’t okay with what’s happening, you would’ve said something by now. even laura knows that—considering how fucking chatty you are.
“were ya hungry, peanut? needed a mid-fight snack?” you tease, tilting your head with a raised brow.
“i didn’t say i was finished.” she smirks before lowering her head to your chest again. her tongue circles and flicks at your nipple, treating it oh so lovingly before biting and pulling at it so fucking roughly. you chew on your bottom lip to muffle your own moans—all because you’re too stubborn to let her know how fucking good it feels.
she’s holding herself back, yet you kick her chest and propel her weight backwards onto the head unit, while the momentum pushes you the opposite direction into the third row of seats. as she falls, the grease song playing from the radio is muted, leaving you two to a short-lived silence.
"i was wrong—the honda odyssey fucks hard,” you say, rolling your head back and cracking your neck in the process. looking back to laura, you usher her to you with a teasing two-finger motion. “too bad you don't, needle dick.”
“oh, we’re just getting started, bub,” she replies, eyeing your manspread position before lunging to you again.
calling her an animal is to say the fucking least. but you’re no better. she rips and tears your suit, not giving a single fuck in the world that you may need to keep it in tact for later in the plot line. she pulls the tough fabric apart, exposing your tits to her lingering eyes. it’s like a switch is flipped. all of a sudden she can’t get enough, wanting- needing to see more of you. for a moment, you just let her. your belt is removed followed by your pants all while you just lay back and watch her do the work. soon you’re only in your black underwear, smirking under your red and black mask at how fucking needy she looks. her callused hands grip your waist, easily pulling you up to her as her mouth finds your other nipple.
“you’re not you when your hungry. and clearly, you always seem incredibly hungry, wolvie.”
“shuh du phvck uh.” is what you make of her boob-drunk gibberish and assume she’s simply cussing you out.
“huh? couldn’t quite catch that. y’ know you really shouldn’t talk with your mouth full-”
a large, gloved hand muffles your masked mouth before her lips release your tit with a pop.
“off,” she says. you furrow your eyebrows in confusion and she must be able to tell by your silence, causing her to elaborate quickly while her free hand lingers on the black lace of your underwear. “i don’t want a damn word out of your filthy mouth until you’ve taken these off. if you want me to fuck you, you’re gonna have to let me.”
fucking hell. panties are soaking wet right now.
you slowly nod your head in her restrictive grip, and lift your hips to remove the damp fabric from your body. damp from blood or sweat or something else… who fucking knows and who fucking cares. you toss them to the side and immediately pull laura closer to you. her harsh kisses mark your neck and collarbone before she wets her middle finger with her tongue and starts to rub quick circles on your clit. you almost push her away, her starting speed too overstimulating at first, but you soon get used to it, bucking your hips in a physical ask to move faster.
“keep still, sweetheart. that’s it,” fuck even her praise is still low and demanding somehow. you wrap your hands around her hairy forearm, hissing curses as you feel yourself grow closer and closer to the edge.
“fuck- you know, i bet you’re a pretty good dj in some other univers- oh my god!” your silly quip is cut short by her pushing one finger into you. then another. and before you know it, you’re a blubbering mess as you soak her hand as well as the car seat beneath you. her mouth is against your masked ear, shushing your witticism. white rings of cum coat up to her knuckles while her thumb resumes a quick pace on your clit.
banter is over as quiet whimpers replace your usual chatterbox routine. her large fingers feel so much better than your own, and then that’s where she leaves you—fingers curling inside your cunt causing your brain to see stars. your orgasm hits you hard, but not as hard as she does—a rough slap to your face intensifies every sensation, leaving you pained like putty in her grasp as you come down from your high. “don’t got much to say now, huh?”
your eyes focus on her hair and how it twirls up on both sides—the classic hairstyle for any and all wolverine’s across the multiverse. “why do~you style~your hair like that?” your voice slurs with dizzy haze, and laura only looks down at your drunken state quizzically. “were ya going f’ wolf? ‘cause it makes ya look more like a cat. like my little meow meow~”
a growl creeps from the back of her throat before three claws find a home—digging into the flesh on your shoulder.
“shit! you angry ‘bout it, mama?” you ask teasingly before watching her slowly remove her belt. “no- not the belt! i won’t be a naughty girl, i swear!”
“don’t be dramatic,” she scoffs as she tosses the belt aside and straddles you again.
“that’s kinda my job. hashtag drama queen. hashtag full-time. ‘round the clock. just like how your full time job is hiding a fully comic accurate superhero suit under your clothes for when its use comes once every twenty fucking years.”
that switched something in her. she yanks your mask off your head and glares down into your eyes. then a smirk sneaks its way onto her lips. fuck. what does she know that you don’t?
“you think this suit is the only thing i keep under my clothes?” your jaw tenses when laura unzips her pants and allows her strap to spring out to your view. it has to be at least eight to nine inches, the color matches her skin tone and the base of it connects to the black harness buckled around her boxers.
“marvel jesus h. christ! where did you even get that thing? the prop table from the set of alien?!"
you half-expect an answer, but she only lifts your mask and forces a mouthful of the red fabric down your throat, leaving your fear-factored size question hanging in the air. “there… silence is nice. isn’t it?” you’ve lost your voice, but you don’t protest. your frustrated whimpers are muffled and shaky breaths escape through your nose as laura traces her dick up and down your wetted lips. “just relax, beautiful,” she whispers as she slips the tip into you. the tone of her voice is teasing, clearly loving how much power she so easily has over you. pushing in deeper, her pace stays agonizingly slow, as if she’s having to think about controlling every thrust. your eyes follow the grinding movements of her hips and your legs instinctively wrap around her waist. as laura starts to speed up, your backside rubs against the car seat. trying to find a sense of stability, your hands scatter up the butch’s clothed torso and eventually grip her broad shoulders. you can’t help but buck your hips again, no longer ashamed of how fucking needy you look doing so. one of her hands claw at the shoulder of the seat behind you while the other has a strong hold on your hip, guiding your body with hers. guiding soon turns to holding and holding soon turns to pinning. not only is she now chasing her high, but she will do whatever she needs to get to it.
“agh~ fuck. is this what you wanted? to be wrapped around me like this? you’re so pathetic, it’s adorable.”
when all you can do is moan in reply, laura knows she’s fucked you stupid, but still long ways away from being done with you. she suddenly stops altogether and pulls out of you, chuckling quietly when you groan due to your pleasure being delayed. she turns you over and props you up on your knees, then holds you down by the back of the neck with one hand and finds a firm grip on your ass with the other. her relentless thrusts continue, causing a repetitive sound of her hips slamming into the backs of your thighs. every time she pulls back, you follow her dick—leaning to her to chase that friction.
she hits nerve after nerve. the pain hurts too fucking good. your words are still muffled against your ladypool mask, the fabric now damp with saliva and drool. maybe tears as well.
“speak up, princess. ‘s hard to hear you,” laura instructs as she removes the piece from your mouth.
“i… i’m… gonna-” you start before trailing off, finding it hard to focus on words as laura speeds up her pace.
“what, pretty thing? y’ gonna cum?”
“tha-that’s what she said!” of course. of-fucking-course those are the words you can get to leave your stuttering mouth.
“god—do you ever shut the fuck up?” laura groans before tossing your mask to the side and holding your hips steady. when she notices your silence, she leans forward, a hand massaging your tit and her teeth taking a harsh bite at your earlobe. “or maybe you just need to be fucked speechless, don’t you?”
yes. a million times yes.
quiet whimpers leave your lips, the smell of cigars and alcohol mixed with the stench of blood and sex is almost overwhelming. laura slows her pace again, taking her sweet time watching, playing, torturing you for pleasure. that sadistic fuck.
“i do love these cute little noises you’re making, yeh? tell me how good it feels. i know it feels good but i wanna hear you say it—come on. spit it out,” she says into your ear. her lips have gone dry from breathing heavily and sweat trickles down her forehead and nose. the torn fabric of her yellow and navy blue suit rug-burns against your skin from all the excessive movement, but you don’t care. laura pulls your arms behind your back before yanking a seat belt out of its buckles to wrap tightly around your wrists. the rough material hurts, but it’s a good-hurt. when you only let out a porn-styled moan (half-exaggerating to poke fun at her), the wolverine behind you reaches under your neck and grabs your jaw. “you’ not gonna use that mouth?”
“fuck- okay! yes, it feels good. you feel so fucking good. just- please, let me- let me cum!”
and your begs get so easily rewarded. laura must have a soft spot for you because her thrusts speed up again, and this time hit hard with no intention of stopping.
what has little wolvie turned you into, hm? you, ladypool, a beggar? breaking out of character many would argue, but maybe that’s her goal: finding what breaks you.
“not yet. shit- wait ‘til i say.”
the hilt of her strap hits her clit just right as she continues to drive herself into your pretty cunt. as minutes pass and breaths quicken, her metal claws unsheathe and dig themselves into the seat beneath you two. she’s close.
with clamped hands still tied behind your back, you sense that knot in your stomach growing. guttural sounds from the back of the throat slip from laura’s lips, filling your ears as she hits your g-spot again and again, pushing you so quickly towards your release for the second time.
“right there! plea- please, please! i’m… gonna-”
“go on, sweetheart. fucking cum~”
at her words, her command—you feel yourself tighten around her. and your moans must’ve been what did it for her because immediately after—husky groans are heard from behind your bare, trembling body. the heavy weight of a wolverine falls against you, breathing hard onto your skin as her sweat-coated face buries itself into the nape of your neck. a trail of little bite marks, enhanced by her small fangs, are left scattered across your shoulders and upper back.
her middle finger finds your clit again to draw little circles, bringing out pitiful whimpers and post-sex muscle spasms from your worn out body.
“ca- canada…”
your contorted face and senselessness brings her to hum—which is her version of a laugh in this dizzy state. she broke you. and it didn’t take very much, did it?
she turns your chin to look up at her, her face reflecting that drunken haze with the ghost of a smile across her lips. her focus falls to your parted mouth for a moment before finally connecting her lips with yours. the kiss is softer than you expect, as if her hunger’s satisfied, yet the warm taste of cigars and alcohol linger.
“y’ did good, sweetheart.”
just good? must she always be so condescending?
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# 𝗖𝗟𝟭𝟲 ─── FOUND FOOTAGE MASTERLIST⠀REQUEST ME⠀TAGLIST⠀PATREON GUIDE⠀AO3
A TAPE HAS BEEN FOUND online. surprisingly, it features f1 driver charles leclerc and a faceless woman. they're caught in a rather compromising situation. ────── original prompt req.
PROMPTED DIALOGUE . . . # “Mommy… it’s my first time so please–!!” + "You wanted to be seen? You wanted to be caught? You're so fucking turned on right now." PROMPTED TAGS . . . # femdom, thigh fucking, leaked sex tape, anal sex, cum Play ADD. TAGS . . . # light bdsm, chained, degradation kink, praise kink WORD COUNT. . . # 1.4k
────── AO3 VERSION
The camera is perfectly still. It captures two bodies, with one tied to the bed and the other on top. From this angle, you can barely see their faces. Yet they can see Charles'. He's breathing heavily, eyes unfocused, but staring right at you. There's drool dribbling down his mouth, completely fucked out of his head even if he still has his clothes on. Though you can clearly see his cock pulled out of his pants, yearning for attention.
He tugs on his restraint. You move on top of him, taking your clothes off while swaying your body. He grunts. Charles' mouth drops open as you throw away the rest of your clothes.
"Amor (love)," he mouths. You don't say anything else as you lean in to kiss him passionately. It's sloppy, the camera catches all of his moans and whines. His hips move uselessly. You sit between his thighs, pulling his legs open with a quick push. He arches unexpectedly.
When you pull away, his head falls back, mumbling something unintelligent. You hear him. Pulling down his pants to his knees, he looks at you again. His eyes are glossy and starry. He's begging. No words, not a single sound out of him; his lips are pouted and quivering as he asks you to give him what you want.
"Stop looking at me like that," you finally say, voice low as your hands cover his ass. "You're so needy. So fucking stupid looking like that, baby."
He moans. "Mhm, yeah. Sorry, Mommy."
His cock twitches as the words leave his mouth. He whines when you realise it too. "I'm… But I've been so good, haven't I? So can I please.. ah—"
The only sounds that come out of him are drawn out moans as you stroke his cock with a pace. He's quivering under your touch. You laugh softly as cum dribbles out of his cock already. "You like that, baby?" you coo, going down to lick at the head.
"Yes, Mommy," he gasps. "Love it. Love it so-o-o much!" he thrusts his hips as you envelop the head. "Momm… So good. Fuck~…"
You don't take more than an inch. The rest of his cock is played by your hands. Your tongue swirls as lewd slobbering leaves your mouth. With each sound, he's moaning your name a little louder. He's completely under your control. He's completely out of it.
Pulling him out of his mouth, you put little kisses on the head. The cum drips down his shaft and stains on the bed. You ask him, "You're so dirty, Charles, you know that?"
"Hm..?" he looks at you, biting his lips.
"Yes you are, baby," your tongue pushes against his slit, making him cry out. "You wanted to be recorded. You wanted the whole world to see you like this?" He nods his head, trying to hold back a moan as you continue teasing him. You laugh as you lick down the trail of cum on his cock, " You're such a dirty little slut."
The lube by your side is warm. You pour it down his cock and down to his hole. The sensation sends a shiver. "O-oh…" he looks down, tugging on his restraints. "Now? We're… we're doing that now?"
"Do you not want to?" your finger brushes against his rim, his thighs instinctively closing. You keep it open with one hand. "Tell me, baby. Don't you wanna try to feel good like I do? Don't you wanna make everyone see how good you can take me?"
Like the temptress snake, he is utterly under your whims. He nods his head, forcing himself to open his legs more. "Okay," he says. "I.. Just be gentle, Mommy. It's my- it's my first time—agh~!"
He writhes on the bed as you fuck a finger in him. The stretch is small, and yet it catches him off guard. His chest heaves up and down. Charles tries to get used to the feeling as he's uselessly stressing on the bed.
"Calm down, baby," you whisper, pulling yourself up so you sit beside him. You completely cover him on the camera, your back showing instead. There's a clear view of his cock and your finger inside of him. You tell him, "Just calm down, okay? Gotta relax and give mommy time to play with your hole."
His little whines are soon muffled. Though the camera can't see it, they can distinctly hear filthy sucking noises. You're toppling over him, your chest just above his face as you finger him. All of his little noises sound more dreamy and whiny as you inch the second in.
"So good for me," you moan, leaning more over him. "Such a good boy. Such a good boy for taking it all like this."
Charles says something, and you laugh. "Yeah? Next time. I promise I'll fuck you good, okay? Mommy will make sure her baby boy is taken care of."
He nods, a moan suddenly pulling out of you. You turn to look at his hole instead, working himself up even faster. You can feel his body tensing beneath you, the anticipation building as he eagerly takes everything you give him. He pushes back against you, begging for more with each movement.
"Cumming…" he suddenly says, voice unbalanced. He's breathing so heavy. "Mommy, I wanna cum."
"Then go ahead," you say, "make a mess for Mommy, baby. Make yourself all messy."
You watch as his cock spurts out cock himself, his body shuddering with pleasure. As he finishes, you lean down to whisper in his ear, "Good boy. Mommy's so proud of you." His breathing slows down.
"You okay now?" you ask, pulling your fingers out so that you can tease his tip. Your hand makes itself onto his chest and you trace the cum there.
He's emberassed when he talks, "One… just one more. Wanna make you feel good, Mommy."
"So sweet of you, Charlie." You pull away and go in front of him again, sitting on his legs. "So nice for me, yeah? You wanna let Mommy fuck herself on your thighs?"
His eyes light up. Pulling himself up a little, he nods eagerly. "Yes, Mommy."
You straddle him properly, pressing your cunt against his warm thighs. "You think you can fuck Mommy like this or should Mommy move?"
Charles tries it out, moving his leg up and you let out a little moan. He blushes, licking his lips. "I can, but… Mommy can take control. If—if Mommy wants?"
"Okay, baby," you move your hips slowly. His mouth opens in a silent moan, watching you with lust in his eyes. "Mmph… so good. Love how you let Mommy use you like this."
Charles's cheeks flush as he grips your hips, trying to match your rhythm. "I want to make Mommy feel good," he whispers. Both of you move in synbc as your pussy wets his thigh. The glide making it easier as you fuck yourself on him.
"So good," you moan. "You feel so good… Oh god, baby. S'fucking good for me…"
Both of your hands press against his chest as you grind faster on him. He's watching your expression closely as he stays still. His leg moves occasionally to give you more of a push. With each movement, you moan just a little louder.
"Close," you breathe out, head rolling back as Charles' matches your pace. You let him take control, letting him help you reach your peak. When you do, your body seizes up as you clench around his thigh. He moans in time with you, feeling pleasure just from seeing you.
When you stop, you take a moment to breathe. He doesn't rush you. Charles lets you move away to unchain him. When he's free, he pushes you back carefully and goes between your legs.
Neither of you says a word as he leans down to lick you clean. Your hand tugs on his hair, yet you don't stop him. One of his hands came up to take some of his own spent on his stomach. He goes up, putting his soiled finger up to your lips. He moans as he watches you eat his cum off his fingers.
A plop comes out of your mouth as you pull away. "Good?"
He doesn't realise you're asking him anything at first, completely fucked out. "Yeah, yeah. M'good."
You chuckle before kissing him. Both his arms wrap around you as he guides you back on the bed, your sweaty bodies on top of each other as you make out noisily.
────── SHORT WHILE LATER. . .
Charles sits slumped on the meeting table. His PR manager screams at him while he's looking elsewhere. He doesn't want to deal with the image of your nude body displayed on the laptop screen.
It's embarrassing, but at least people know he loves you, he guesses.
🗒 𝗣𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗟 . . . finally another request done! ya'll, i'm trying hard to finish you guys. also i LOVEE sub!drivers so much. people should request them to me more. charles leclerc and max verstappen are literal subs pls request them to be so ˎˊ˗ ᝰ. ──── 📨 @delululeclerc @coconut-dreamz @hiireadstuff @bicchaan @fallingforpvris @rtorresblog @tribbisweetdear @jamie2305
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Finally long awaited, A threesome story about Columbina x Read x Arlecchino!!
Sub!Reader Dom!Arlecchino Switch!Bina
NSFW, WLW MEN DNI!
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You we're in a poly relationship with two women named Arlecchino and Columbina. Arlecchino and Columbina was the first ones to start dating until Columbina introduced you to Arlecchino, agreeing to a poly relationship.
You and Columbina just got home from a shopping spree, mostly spending Arlecchino's credit card as she was one of the richest woman in the town.
"Phew, my legs hurt from walking.." You sighed as you plopped down the couch "Mhm.. Hey, where's Arle?" She questioned, "I think shes going to be home any minute now"
As soon as you said that someone opened the front door, "Hey ladies, busy shopping hm?" Arlecchino entered, her hair was a mess. "Mhmm! We bought new shoes and-" As Columbina yapped about the entire shopping spree you guys did.
"And you almost maxed out my credit card huh?" You and Columbina went silent. "Wellll-" As you were about to continue your sentence Arlecchino spoke, "Seems like your the one who spent alot of money hm?" Glaring at you while getting her necktie off, "Maybee" You confessed, "Naughty girl.. I need something in exchange right?" You wondered what she meant.
"I dont care if your legs hurt from the walking you've dome, you spent my money you need to pay it back." With her unbuttoned suit, "What do you mean by ,,exchange,,?.." you wondered, "Oh you'll know.. Bina, get them please." Pointing at the drawer, Columbina was smirking and smiling. Making you wonder whats about to happen, Columbina suddenly pulled out 2 straps and a vibrator.
"Y-you guys had those in that drawer the entire time?!" You we're shocked seeing those. "Good reasons Darling, now undress slowly and lay on the bed for us, hm? You're a good girl after all right." Columbina gave Arlecchino the other strap and the vibrator.
"Pst, Arle, you should go slow with them, its their first time yk?" Columbina suggested while whispering in Arlecchino's ear, "No, they can handle it." While you were fully stripped you were blushing hard. "You need lube.. Come here" Making you know she wants to make you sit on her lap.
"Good girl, now.." She turns on the vibrator and puts it on your sensitive clit, "Ngh..!" You moaned, you didnt notice the vibrator in her hand. She made the vibrator go faster and go in a circular motion, not too long she shoved it in.
"Agh..! Mmnn.." Your body was twitching and it was obvious you we're almost hitting your climax, "See Bina, she can handle it." She puts the vibrator on max, making you hit your climax. "Nngh!" She panted heavily. "I think thats enough lube.. Which are you ganna take Bina?" She questioned her, "I'll take the top part, that'll be fun!!" She gets on top of the bed and goes above your head,
"Such a pretty face.. Let me take a picture of before and after." She giggled as she took a picture of your face, "After what?.." You were confused, "You'll see baby, lets see how ruined your face is going to get after this mess." Arlecchino puts on the strap and puts a finger in signaling you, "Ngh..!" Im putting it in.
"O-ok-" You were cut off by Columbina, You didnt notice her get naked but she sat on your face. Riding it. You began to eat her out and holding her thigh, She moaned.
"Y-you're such a g-good! Girl.." She kept getting cut off from the pleasure, Meanwhile at Arlecchino's side.. She thrusted the Strap deep. "Agh..! Nngh..!" You moaned, her thrusts we're HARSH.
She hit your g-spot making you instantly climax, "Such a wet pussy." She kept thrusting harder and it became faster every thrust, Your eyes we're all teary from how hard and harsh the thrusts we're, but you couldnt breathe well since Columbina was sitting on top of you, you we're eating her out. She kept moaning, and humming, she giggled. "Aww, my babies pretty face got ruined already?~" Teasing you.
She took a picture of your teary face, "Agh!.." You kept moaning and twitching from evey thrust Arlecchino did. Arlecchino held your boobs, she licked and bit the side of your boobs while thrusting leaving a bite mark. "MMmmgh!.." You moaned, "Such a messy wet girl.." She said to you while thrusting even harder, every thrust hit your g-spot, you hit your climax once again.
"That was fast.." Your walls were so tight that she could even feel it from the strap. After 3 hours of this madness You guys finally stopped. "A-ah.." Your body twitches, your eyes teary and watery. Your hair and body was a mess.
"Aww~ My baby us so messy~ Did we take it too far Arle?~" Teasing you, "Probably, but she handled it. So she knows what'll happen the next time dhe Maxes my card. Bina took a picture of your face,
"Look at this messy face of our little girl.. So messed up~" Columbina was dripping from your eating her out. She couldnt even stand without her legs twitching, "She was a very hungry eater~" Glaring at you, your body was filled with bite marks and hickeys. "Such a strong girl.. Handling a 9 inch strap am i right Bina?" Taking the strap off, "Could we continue?~ I have the greatest idea!~" As she whispers something to Arlecchino, she nodded and picked you up, she puts on the strap once again and Columbina putted a strap on too.
Your legs we're already week. Knowing you won't be able to even walk for days. "Be a good girl and handle us ok?~" Columbina teased your clit, She inserts the strap into your ass and Arlecchino inserted the strap in your pussy.
"A-ah! T-too much..!" They we're already thrusting hard and fast. Leaving a bulge on your stomach from Arlechino's strap, double penetration was too much for you, you instantly hit your climax the minute you guys started, "I'll count how many climaxes you hit ~" Columbina said, continuing her hard thrusts. Arlecchino bit your shoulder leaving a mark, while columbina left a hickey on your neck, you hit your climax once again.
"2.." She counted as she promised. After another 3 hours of those two pounding your ass and pussy away, you couldnt feel a thing. You couldn't even stand,
"And 32!" You were shocked on how many climax you hit. "I think that's enough for today, right Arle?" Arlecchino nodded as she layed you down onto the bed. She chuckled, "You were such a good girl today. 6 Hours of pounding, Impressive." She smirked, "Pst, good thing i got a wheelchair!" As Columbina pulled out a wheelchair, thats why You wondered why she bought that earlier at the mall.
"I cant even feel my legs." You had no energy left leaving you to sleep. "Such a messy body and face, we did such a good job today Arle~" Columbina clapped, "Mhm.." Arlecchino giggled while agreeing.
THE END!!!!!
Thank you for reading, this was kinda rushed 😞 and lazyness got me, its not that good so im sorry 😿
Some part were told to be added by a req!!<3
#wlw#genshin smut#wlw love#columbina#arlecchino smut#arlecchino x reader#arlecchino#polyamory#wlw ns/fw
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back at it again at Krispy Kreme.
Hello again!! It's me the silly anon (☆—(≧▽°)★~) I have another request. I was kinda thinking about another Floyd x transmasc reader one shot idea and I thought to myself "hey! Wouldn't it be could if they had a egg (baby) together?" :3.
This doesn't have to be NSFW/smut at all and you don't have to do this if you're uncomfortable with it (obvi, I don't think I can force you into writing this (。ノω\。) ). Anyway, thank you!!!!! - anon ☆—(≧▽°)★~
(p.s. I loved the other fic, it was great :3)
₊˚﹒✶﹒Taking Care Of Our Own .ᐟ
floyd having a baby with transmasc reader.
heads up! established relationship, usage of endearment terms, parenthood & a baby.
note ; hello silly anon!! this was a cute request. ngl this was kind of hard for me bc I don't really experience writing about parent stuff 😭 but I tried my best. I might make a continuation of this with the relationship between floyd and the reader with the baby and their dynamic, if you want.
floyd woke up with a mixed coloured egg in his hair, he was surprised at first.
he immediately talked to you about the egg, how excited but nervous he was and was eager to hear your viewpoint about it.
"we're having a baby! It would be so pleasant to take care of our own baby, but I'm so nervous. what if I mess up?" he said to you.
"I'm sure you won't, love. you've already done a good job loving me and taking care of me, I'm sure you'll do a good job for our baby too. plus, you won't be alone! I'll be right here with you, along the way. we can do this!" you reassure him while holding his hands.
"you're right. it's funny, I'm usually the one who says stuff like that yet you're the one saying my things back to me. thanks, honey." he gives you a warm smile as he leans in to hug you, a little tighter than usual. you take notice of that and pat his back gently.
It's been a few days since floyd first woke up with the egg in his hair. he hasn't informed any of his brothers yet about his situation. for now, only you and him know. he says he's saving it to tell when the egg finally hatches.
you were both doing your own stuff. with you cooking and floyd writing inside his journal.
you call floyd over to eat as you've finished cooking. he comes in and sits down across from you.
while you both ate, you decided to ask,
"so when's the egg gonna hatch anyway? do you have any idea?"
"not really, hun. I'm not too sure about it eith–" he gets cut off by the sound of something.
"Is that the egg?" you ask him.
floyd puts his hand in his hair and brings the egg out. lo and behold, the egg is moving– or well– shaking.
"oh gosh, it's happening!" floyd exclaims.
you both watch the egg shaking as it slowly cracked, your baby pops out!
it has traits from both you and floyd mixed together.
you suddenly hear sobs coming from floyd. you tear your eyes away from the baby that floyd is cradling to look up at him. his eyes filled with tears, happy tears.
you chuckle lightly, "oh, you baby..." you say to him as you wipe his tears away.
both of your hearts were warm and filled with joy as you stared at your own little baby that just hatched.
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It's been a week since your baby hatched from the egg. only now have you and floyd invited his brothers, along with poppy.
"oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh!" poppy screams excitedly. she's playing with the baby's tiny hands and fingers, talking to it in a baby voice.
"It's so cute! agh, you guys made the cutest baby I've ever seen!" poppy remarks, while cradling the baby in her arms.
"well, of course, it came from me and floyd. two hotties together make a cute baby." you state playfully, with a subtle wink towards floyd. floyd only giggles with his cheeks slightly heated.
"have you guys named it yet?" john dory asks.
"nope, but we're thinking about it." floyd answers.
"ooh! ooh! name suggestions! how about indigo, or eden?!" poppy suggests, bouncing lightly.
"what about haven? it has a nice touch to it." branch spoke.
"what do you think, hun?" floyd turns to you, with a smile visible on his face.
you thought deeply about it, "I think haven does have a nice ring to it." you affirmed.
you notice branch subtly light up from you considering his suggestion.
"ooh, bummer...I wanted my one to be picked." poppy mutters to herself.
"have you already prepared yourself for parenthood, floyd?" bruce asks.
floyd chuckles awkwardly, "to be honest, not really, but I think I'll manage."
bruce pats floyd on the shoulder, "if you need any advice, you know who to go to."
bruce gives him a singular finger gun.
"if your kid wants to visit putt putt village sometime, feel free to come." clay states
"will do, clay, will do." floyd replies.
after a while of conversing and hanging out, with some of them playing with your baby, floyd's brothers, along with poppy finally leave your humble abode, leaving you and floyd alone together. with the baby, of course.
"you thinking what I'm thinking" you say to floyd while moving your eyebrows up and down mischievously.
floyd rolls his eyes and shakes his head while grinning like a lovesick fool in denial playfully as a nonverbal reply to what you said. he hugs the baby closer in his arms and intertwines his hands in yours.
#brozone#brozone x reader#dreamworks trolls#floyd x reader#trolls floyd x reader#trolls imagines#trolls headcanons#headcanons#floyd headcanons#x readers#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls x reader
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i havent seen this scene in its entirety (probably for copyright reasons, suck my ass disney) so i decided to clip it and share with u guys. sorry for the audio quality, I've subtitled it below the cut lol. if/when this gets copyright claimed just hmu I'll link it
DP: Ok I'm just gonna ask, what's with the suit? First thing I did when I flamed out, I took mine off.
W: Drop it.
DP: It's not that ugly.
W: Stop talking about my suit-
DP: Did you make it yourself? Been there.
W: Quit. Now.
DP: The xmen make you wear it? Those sons 'a fucking bitches. They are not your friends, I'll tell you that. Friends don't let friends leave the house looking like they fight crime for the Los Angeles Rams.
W: Shut the fuck up about my suit.
DP: Woah woah woah woah watch your frown lines, angel baby, I'm just trying to bond a little bit-
W: Yeah well then talk about somethin' else.
DP: Fine.
W: Stop it.
DP: If they can fix your world what's the first thing you're gonna do when you get outta here? Rubbing alcohol shots, maybe a wiper fluid chaser?
W: What did you say?
DP: When you get back, what's the first thing you're gonna do?
W: No, before that.
DP: If... They can fix your world?
W: What do you mean "if"? You lied to me, you don't have a fucking clue if they can help me fix things do you?
DP: No I mean- Ow! Fuck! Fuck! I didn't lie!
W: You lied!
DP: No I made an educated wish! Because I need you! This. This is why, right here. Because if we don't do something, they die. I don't know anything about saving worlds, and why would I even care? Because my entire world is right here in this picture. It's only nine people and I have no idea how to save it alone. I know how to fuck people up for money, but you! You know how to save 'em! At least, the other Wolverine did. Agh! I guess I'm stuck with the worst one.
W: Did you say you made an educated fucking "wish"?
DP: They call me the merc with the mouth, they don't call me "truthful Timmy, the blowjob queen of Saskatoon".
W: One more word. Please, give me one.
DP: Gubernatorial. Ah!
W: You know what, you're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you, or the xmen, they'll take fuckin' anyone. I mean you are, you're ridiculous. Immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved jabbering little prick in my entire life, and that says a lot 'cause I've been alive for over two hundred fuckin' years. I tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing. You will never save the world. You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! And motherfucker I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's one of god's best jokes that you can't die, except that it's on all of us! You got nothin' to say, Mouth?
DP: I'm gonna fight you now.
W: Oh are you?
W: Not talkin' now, are ya?
DP: Ah, you dirty bitch!
DP: Baby knife!
DP: I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard! Too bad you don't, needle dick.
W: Oh we're just gett'n started, bub.
#Deadpool#Deadpool 3#Deadpool and Wolverine#the highlight of the entire movie tbh.#Wade Wilson#Logan Howlett#they fucked in the honda odyssey#<- hilarious that this is a popular enough tag that it shows up#Blood
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To be punished
Synopsis: Telling the Bakusquad not to touch themselves while you masturbate as punishment for making you feel jealous.
Warnings: MDNI!!! Smut, Voyeurism, Soft Dom! Reader, AFAB Reader So far that's all I can sorta remember? Let me know if I missed anything!
FUCCCKK i’m so invested in this idea 😭 Because literally IMAGINE!
"You five, stay fucking put!" You raise your voice at the five of them.
"I don't want to see any of you grinding or humping anything to get yourselves off" you smirked, looking down at them from your position on the bed.
Bakugou, Kirishima, Sero, Denki, and Mina all have their hands tied to their backs while sitting on the floor.
"Baby, don't do this to us, please!" Denki whines and wriggles to try and get out of the complex knot on his wrists.
You work your fingers in slow circles that make you hiss.
"Oh, fuck" you yell, throwing your head back as you continue to rub in slow circles.
"This is what you all get-ahhm" you say, biting your lip as you hit such a sensitive spot.
All five of them were focused on you: the four boys, who were evidently rocking a boner, and Mina, who was absolutely antsy.
"Ahhh, Aha" your voice cracks so sexily when you giggle, making all of them hiss at how tight and wet they feel.
You now remove your shorts to reveal that you aren't even wearing underwear. Dangling the piece of fabric in front of them
"Fuck" Bakugou grunts, also attempting to get loose.
He glares at your foxy eyes as if he were saying you're going to pay for this later.
You lean back on your bed, just enough so that they can still see your bottom half. You start working on your clitoral area, massaging it in slow circles and closing your eyes in pleasure.
"Oh my god—ah, fuck" you moan as you dramatically arch your back and grip the sheets you're laying on.
"Not so fun now, huh?" You laugh at their pathetic faces, nearly all of them sweaty and most especially needy.
"Please! Please y/n! We're sorry!" Kirishima begs you as he wriggles, inching forward to get a better look.
You sit up and tell him to back off and continue pleasuring yourself.
"Baby, come on. I can make you feel even better" Sero bargains, looking at you with those dark eyes you love. But you aren't falling for it; instead, you quicken your pace on yourself.
"Y/n! Babe, please! We didn't mean to make you jealous, we swear! Well, I didn't mean it—it was all the boys! Let me go, please!" Mina whines, and you stop your actions for a bit, licking your fingers while you get up to approach her.
"Mmm, my poor baby. Are you saying that the guys are the only ones involved?" You caress her chin with your soft hands.
The boys look at Mina with wide eyes. "HEY! YOU WERE IN IT TOO PINKY!" Denki shouts, and the other boys agree.
"Oh? What's this? They say that you were also involved" You sigh as you let her go and return to your bed.
"Ahh, what do I do with you guys? I honestly thought they were friendly gestures. But seeing the way Uraraka was getting a bit too close to you, Mina, Agh! I was seething," You say, your voice raspy, low, and seductive. Like honey to their ears.
"And the way Bakugou and Kirishima seemed to be getting a bit too touchy with Midoriya, hmm?" You stare at the blonde and the redhead as if they were kicked puppies, their eyes averting your gaze.
Sero licks his lips at the sight of your glistening cunt, while Denki and Mina, on the other hand, have their mouths open, literally drooling at the sight of you.
"Of course, I couldn’t forget about you two sluts" you eye Sero and Denki.
"Denki Kaminari was getting comfortable with Jirou" you start playing with yourself again. This time inserting one finger inside. You gasp at the penetration.
"And Sero Hanta, being the pretty boy he is just had to be giving Todoroki a few friendly glances"
You quicken your pace again, this time adding another finger.
"Fuck! If you guys- hahh.. oh my god-" your eyes roll to the back of your head, sentences get cut-off by the moans that fail to stay hidden.
"Ahh, mhmm. Oh, if you all would’ve just—AH! Ohhh, stayed nice-" adding another finger, making you whine.
"M-maybe I could’ve Hahh, fuck- given you a chance to fuck me- oh shit- senseless" You continue pleasuring yourself, and you hear them moan, all in different pitches and tones. You hear a few grunts and pleads.
"Fuck—she’s close" Bakugou whispers to Sero, eyeing him.
You’re way too busy and caught up in pushing yourself over the edge. Each moan gets higher in pitch. They can see how tightly you’re gripping the sheets.
"Oh fuck! oh fuckfuckfuck!!" Your chest is heaving as you hear the lewdest squelch you’re producing.
"Pleasepleaseplease- hahh, Fuck!!!" You arch your back so beautifully that it has them looking at you in awe. The way your sweat shines through the reflected led lights in your room and your chest heaves as you plop down on your bed.
"Oh fuck.. hahh" you breathe for a while, closing your eyes to collect yourself.
But then you feel multiple weights shifting on your bed. You open your eyes to see that all five of them managed to get untied.
You were so busy with your orgasm that you hadn’t noticed Sero break free, so he proceeded to untie Bakugou and the others.
"Now, you’ve had your fun" Bakugou smirks at you, pinning you to your bed.
"It’s our turn, babydoll"
All eyes are on you, and you couldn’t have this any other way.
Authors Note: Would you guys maybe want a part 2 to this?? AAAA I'd love to hear your thoughts!!
#boku no hero academia#mha x reader#my hero academia#bakusquad#bakusquad smut#bakusquad x reader#bakugou katsuki#kirishima eijirou#sero hanta#denki kaminari#mina ashido#kirishima smut#bakugou x reader#sero hanta x reader#denki x reader#mina ashido x reader
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RL Story
Today I went shopping with my Mom & Ana. We bought a baby bed. If it were up to my Mother, she would have bought a complete.... fully-equipped nursery and even more. Going shopping with this woman, is a never-ending ordeal.
I just needed a crib, everything else would have been too much!! We didn’t have enough space in my room. Later when I move into my new apartment, my little one will get his own room, but now, here, it's simply not possible! Idk what my Mom was up to?...And that.... fancy baby bed she bought, was extremely difficult to... assemble, because some screws were missing. That pissed my Dad off! So time for me to leave here!
I went down to the living room to chat with Ana a bit. I asked Ana to be honest with me. I still didn’t understand why she wanted to lie for Philip in court? Next week the trial starts.
Ana: It’s too late anyway. I officially moved in with Philip. I am now P.’s girlfriend. We take care of Annabelle together. With my help, Annabelle will get back to her dad.
Me: Why are you doing this for Philip?? You’re not really together and you don't love him. So, why?
Ana: Agh.... I'm doing it for Annabelle. If you had seen what I saw, you would do the same. I have to prevent Annabelle from staying with Isabella’s parents!! Believe me, I know what I’m doing.
Me: What are you talking about? .... Please explain.
Ana: But you can’t tell Philip! He's gonna freak out. If he finds out, he’s gonna do some shit and lose custody, even before he gets the chance to get it back.
Me: I won't tell P., Ana!
Ana: When Victoria and I visited Philip in the summer... Once Isabella’s brother came by, to pick up Annabella. A few minutes after he left with Annabelle, I made my way home too. I saw him and Annabelle downstairs, outside P.’s apartment. Isabella’s brother didn’t get Annabelle’s stroller in his car, he was pretty pissed. I offered my help. Then he placed Annabelle in her car seat and..... agh, she started screaming.... I think he slapped Annabelle, but I’m not sure, yk? I didn't get a good look. But I talked to him about it. ...
Ana: Tbh, I threatened him. If he hurts Annabelle and I find out, he’ll never see her again.... However, that’s why I talked to P.’s lawyer. He then talked to Philip and asked him to have Annabelle examined by a pediatrician. But he didn’t tell him why. He just said they might need a report for the trial.
Me: Why didn’t you tell me?.... Damn, we need to get Annabelle out of there! 🙁
Ana: Isabella’s parents treat Annabelle well, but her brother is... crazy! P.'s lawyer discussed this with them. He talked to their lawyer about it. And well, as far as I know, Annabelle is safe. But since that day, that... picture of Annabelle and Isabella’s crazy brother haunts me. I feel obliged to help Annabelle. And I WANT IT!!!.... Why I didn’t tell you is, bcs... I was afraid you would tell Nico and he would tell Philip, yk? But we have to stop Philip from finding out, or he’ll do some shit. You know him! That wouldn’t look good for him in court, if he hurt Isabella’s brother or something.
Me: You're right! P. is... unpredictable when he is angry. Don’t worry, I won’t tell N.!
Ana: Only one more week and we're off.
Me: I am the first to testify. I am curious what the judge will ask me? I know P.’s lawyer will ask me questions about Isabella. I’m supposed to tell them what it was like, when she told us about her pregnancy & Annabelle.
Ana: Yeah, you and Victoria are the first. A day later it’s Nico’s turn. I have to be there every day and also accompany Philip as his girlfriend. With me by his side, he’ll get Annabelle back.
Me: It’s gonna work! He’s her Dad. Kids belong to their parents. In any case, Philip owes you a big favor afterwards. You're Annabelle's Angel. 🙂
Ana: Not a big deal for me. I just have to pretend to be P.’s gf for a while. Most of the time I’m in college anyway.
I admit I was proud of my baby sis. Now I knew why Ana was so eager to help P. Poor Annabelle. Isabella’s family is just as crazy as Isabella!
After that Ana confessed to me, that she had some dates with P.’s lawyer. So this was true, but she didn’t fall for him or anything. And she also didn't sleep with him. He's 29! Nine years older than her. But he was nice and funny, Ana liked this about him.
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How much approval does Mama Arc give Nora if she finds out that she and Jaune get 15 kids? That means lots of grandkids for her to spoil!
The Crown is Never Wrong. Omake #1
Mama Arc: So you say that thanks to a magic crown, you saw the future where you and my son will have 15 kids?
Nora: And from what the us of the future looked like, we're still too young for more babies.
Mama Arc: *Excited* Really?
Nora: Yep, and let me tell you ma'am, I'm not stopping until I have a full football team!
Mama Arc: *Happy Gasp*
After hearing this, Mama Arc takes out a photo with Terra's face that says favorite Dauther-in-law, and tears it in the middle.
Meanwhile:
Terra is working on her computer, until she feels a blow to her chest and falls to the ground.
Terra: Agh!
Saphorn: Honey, are you ok?!
Back to mama Arc:
Mama Arc: *Hugs Nora* Welcome to the family!
#nora#nora valkyrie#rwby nora#rwby nora valkyrie#rwby mama arc#mama arc#terra cotta arc#saphron cotta arc#jaune arc#rwby#rwby shitpost
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Iruma's Finest Hour: Part 3.
*PTCHOO!* *PTCHOO!* *PTCHOO!*
BUAGH! AGH!?
Yeah! You ain't touchin' these babies! OR this baby!
Mrrrgh!
*WHACK!* *SLASH!*
ACK!
*PTCHOO!*
*Now fending for herself as she ascends the tower to the big gun up top, Monokuma's rush down and sack the Ultimate Inventor, with only a few of them getting shot down before they're forced to pursue her.
Hoh...Hoh...! Hoh...!
PUHUHUHUHU! READY TO DIE!?
Huh?
*ffzzzzzz...*
...!
OH SHIT-
*BOOOONNGGGG!* *FZZZZZRRRT!*
*When the Monokuma's attempt to pursue Miu after she has led them around a corner, they are met with nothing more than a dead end. A bit too late, they discover an Electrobomb at their feet. Before they can destroy it, it explodes, rendering them all inoperable.
Phew...
...
*Miu and Natsumi poke their heads out of the floor grate and continue until they get to the console room. With Big Bang Monokuma now so close, the entire infrastructure of the Tower starts to shake and crumble.
_______________________________________________________
HAH! Made it! Oh, good thing I'm a genius!
Haha!
Mona: Miu! Give me a status report!
We made it! The kid and I got up here in one piece. How are the rest of you.
Keebo: Emeleven and I are trying to hold off Big Bang, but the AI inside must know we're trying to slow it down. We're doing the best we can, but it'll be on you in seconds if you don't hurry!
Taichi: Are you sure this will work?
I've never tested this weapon at full power before! I know we're short on time, but I need you guys to buy me some!
Mona: Don't worry. Charging sequence has been initiated. The energy will be shooting up to you.
Hikaru: I am ready as well. Though I definitely need help manning this machinery.
The scientists will have your back. Now let's get to work people.
Hngh...
Don't worry kid...It'll be alright...
*Miu takes Natsumi off her back and places her down on the control deck. The ultimate weapon of the Tower emerges from the ground hatch after the inventor presses a few buttons on the console.
Right...Now we gotta get this thing to the roof...
Mm...
Don't worry. No one's gonna come up and bother us. I laid some traps down beforehand.
You can't see it, but there's an electronic barrier in a dome shape around this room that the enemies can't get through. They'll explode if they try.
*Miu starts plugging wires into the cannon, then smacks a button on the control deck. The floor beneath the cannon starts to rise, and slowly it's carried to the roof.
Mii-Yu: Big Bang Monokuma will be on us in T-1 minute and 30 seconds.
Come on you guys! Hurry!
Keebo: Wait...Miu watch out! someⱦħīꞥꞡ'ꞩ ħēⱥđīꞥꞡ ɏꝋᵾɍ ⱳⱥɏ!
Wait, what?
Mona: Ꝋᵾɍ ȼꝋᵯᵯꞩ ⱥɍē ƀēīꞥꞡ ⱦⱥᵯꝑēɍēđ ⱳīⱦħ! Ⱦħēɏ ᵯᵾꞩⱦ んム√乇 ᄃムひムんイ の刀!
Keebo: ጮጎ፱! ልርኡ!?
KEEBO!? MONA!? ANYONE!?
*SMMAAAAAAAASSH!*
!!!??
RAAWRR!
*BANG!*
AGH-!?
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Working at a perverted office job was absolutely horrible, a full-term pregnancy wasn't helping at all since she broke her water in the middle of the shift, uncomfortably sitting in her chair she had soaked her stockings in her water, her tight and white polo was soaked in sweat, making her own shirt see-through leaving her frigid in air as she tries holding back the baby, Maxine had clocked in on the last day on this job before she changes to an office jobs that pay a lot more and better.
"Shit! C'mon- Aghh! Please bab- Agh! Ngghh! O." She felt the baby rub up against her lips causing a severe pain to burn across her body this also being 5 hours into her shift, the pain was seared across her lower half even if she shifted her hips the pain of the crowning head remained "Ungh! Please, c'mon now is not the time for this, Ughh" And her pain worsen but she endures a uses her work as a distraction fron the pain and tries to finish her work but the hot-searing pain kept on coming back, "Ugh, Agh, Ngungghh Oh, God, A- Ngghh! No- n- now!" Her boss passed by and saw the pained beauty and walked over to her, "Hi, Maxi sweetheart, how are you?~" Maxine replied with a hard insistent voice "I'm fine no need to worry, Mr. Nix" And being the perverted, creepy asshole he was, he grabbed her chair and pulled her away from the desk, looked right under her leather mini-skirt and saw the very wet bulge under her panties, placed a finger on it and pushed it in and Maxine grabbed the arm rests, clenched her teeth and pushed against it.
As the head pushed forward, Mr. Nix took his finger off and she panted, for him to press her belly and try to force out the baby but Maxine by chance stomped on his foot, sending him back with a chuckle as she spoke pissed "Can I get back to work now, PLEASE. Thank you" and before he left he said "If you birth that bastard in your shift here, I'll fucking fire you or..." Her face was sweaty but pissed and disgusted and so he left and she stood up slowly but the baby still plummets down shoving it's head against the fabric and she falls into a squat her hands hold onto the desk "Ungh, Nargggurgghh mmnn nnhhh, mrrhh, hrraahh, unnngghhh, hoo- hee." It bulges further and she screeches softly but got a hold on the baby and slowly pushed in though the head didn't move back and stayed in place "Irgghhh, Aggrrhhh, Oh why did you have to be born today, Oww" And she moved the chair closer to the desk and the moment she took the seat the pain burned throughout her body and she gripped the desk harder, slowly leaving little marks on the edge and she crosses her legs and keeping them tight but an hour later in her shift.
Her body was drenched in sweat, her tux shirt was see-through and revealed her body and she got looks from everyone that could she her large belly, the pain was worsening and she cradled her belly taking deep breaths, she brushed off the brown hairs off her face while a co-worker came by, Jill came closer and was helpful and massaged her belly to ease her pain but then groped her big boobs to let milk squirt out of her, "Ya like that Maxi? It's okay if you don't." Maxine tried speaking but the pain was all she could feel and think about her words we're quite slurred " I- Hng! I lik- Mmmmmm, I liked i- Ungh, Yes I did, Ugh." And Jill smiled and spread her legs open and she pushed the head at bay and asked "So need me to push it in? Bu-" Her very respone was insistent "Please, Do it, Ugh. Ack! Cunghh! Just do it, no-" Jill hesitantly pushed it in and held Maxine's hand reassuring, they both are going to be okay.
After Jill pushed it back a good amount she crossed Maxine's legs and gave a kiss and left, Maxine was soaked and her body was that like a mannequin, hourglass bod, big breast and a big ass with thighs and hips, she always got looks for it and one of her hated co-workers Mike had to come over while she clenched her fist and he gave demands "Stand up or I will punch your baby, Oh I see how it is." He tried punching but she caught his hand and threw a left hook and he left out of respect but another Co-worker the one named Sally was her least liked she walked to her and said "Stand, C'mon i'll kick you bitch." And instead she slapped her belly and pissed off Maxine who felt a harsh burn sear though her, "You little blonde sex doll full of shit from her very fragile ego" And Maxine made Sally mad as she insisted for her to stand "I'll tell the boss" She stood up slowly and as a response she had looked Sally in the eyes and smacked her cold out to the ground as sat back down "Ow, Ow, Ack, Hoo- Okay no please baby you need to wait no-." Maxine felt the baby plummet, she fell on her back as the baby bulged forward and she cupped the bulged and stood up slightly moving it back in and sat down again and after another hour into her last day at this establishment well..
Her back burned as her boss passed and he made a very inconveinient request "So Maxy can you get me a coffee sweetheart, If you would so kindly please?" She stood up slowly holding her belly and grasping at the bulge waddling over to the coffee machine anf grabbing a cup walking over to her boss and shakily passing over to him but he was mischevious put the cup down and slapped her belly and she fell to a squat and had moved the heax forward and he said "Oh, so it seems you wanna lose this job or should I get you another unwanted baby?" She panicked as she didn't want to lose it right now at this very moment as she had debt to deal with and so she stood up and spoke "I- Unngghh! I can last one more hour an a half" He left with a mischievous smile as she returns to her seat for the final time and hour and twenty-five minutes later her life was flashing before her very eyes in heavy pain.
Her hearing was blear and she felt weak and her baby was slowly dragging across and is slowly going through and she needed water and stood up, her panties snapped, the baby dropped and she grabbed it and held onto it, slowly pushing it back in and squealing softly and waddling over to the water pump and grabbing a cup, walking back to her desk finding her seat stolen, her co- worker laughs "Boss said you fat" She replied in a harsh tone "You bastardous incel lowlife" And he froze in shock as she searches for a chair and drags on back to her desk and letting the baby plummet down sitting down slowly cupped her purple bruised pussy as the clock ticks but her boss comes round and pulls her up and pins her to a wall forcing out the baby as she grabs his shoulders and rams him away, falling to the floor grabbing her belly on her knees with a large and heavy baby crowning as she stands up looking at the clock and seeing the time go down fast and she speaks up to him "S- Ghhhhh your little shitty ass is finally losing a fucking bet but he doesn't want to since he acts like a child" While the baby slides out and she tightens her thighs keeping it in place as her boss raises up "I will not lose a BET!!" and speeds at her, she slams his face in and knee slams her belly sending her down to her knees and him out cold, he pushed the baby out as it burns through and the crowd enlargens as the timer ticks "3..... 2.......... 1" And it rang, she bolted out of there holding onto her baby and falling into a closet and pushing with all she had left "Hgaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!! Oh shit! Oh Shit! Come here, Shh, Shh, Shh it's okay" As Maxine left the building with all she had left and drove to a hospital with her sweaty, bloodied, tired body and got alot of help from her friends.
She went to the interview and got the job luckily.
#birth kink#painful birth#labor#labor kink#pregnancy#pregnant#pregnant kink#pregnancy kink#labor and delivery#birth fic#giving birth#birth#birth story#birth fiction#birth denial#pushingbabybackin#public birth#pushing#forced birth#labor fic
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Before they learned to communicate.
MC *brooding*
Sebastian: Hey, everything all right?
MC *rolling her eyes*: Fine.
Sebastian *frowning*: All right then.
MC *scoffing*: Yes.
Ominis *wandering over*: Why are you in such a bad mood? What did you do Sebastian?
Sebastian: Me!?
MC *leaving*: I said it's fine!
Ominis: Such babies both of you.
Sebastian: She's so- Agh!
MC *turning back*: Go tell Samantha Dale that!
Ominis *tired*: Ugh, again?
Sebastian: I told you we're just friends!
MC: Uh-hu. Tell her that too.
Sebastian: If it was Garreth-
MC: He's my friend but we don't cuddle up in the library.
Sebastian: No, you probably do it in the potions lab.
Ominis *summoning their wands quietly*: I'm leaving now.
#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#ominis gaunt#hogwarts legacy mc#sebastian sallow x mc x ominis gaunt#mc is jealous because she thought samantha was cute whe she saw her first#mc and seb share female type xd#so she can be jealous even if she ought not to#ominis is just tired#they eventually learn to communicate#then seb and mc both kiss poor samantha just to get it out of the way#they decide ominis is a better kisser
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