#ABSOLUTELY NORMAL

[1spooky2me]

I wrote a thing based on the scrunchie comic, I typed this up on my phone I hope it fits in an ask omg:

“I need him…”

“…?” Bill turned slowly, and Ford realized with horror the words had slipped from his mind out of his mouth.

“Who said that,” the men chorus in unison. Ford blinks, fire and sweat on his face, as Bill sports a shit eating grin.

“Oh, well *hello,* Sixer,” the once(?) demon drawls, and Ford quickly tears his gaze from Bill’s neck. “You *like* this?” Raising a greyish hand to the nape of his own neck, Bill’s grin increases appraisingly as Ford flushed further, blush darkening his ears. Cute!

“I-“

“-Don’t bother lying, you’re terrible at it.” Cutting off Ford’s defiant tone, Bill slinks closer to the slightly slumping man, who stiffens at his approach.

Now in the same small block of space, Bill stares unafraid up into Ford’s narrowed eyes. They shine like constellations, teeming with mysteries Bill wished he still had the power to pluck from his mind. …However, knew he had a power over the man, yet. Time for testing; reaching for one of those large six fingered hands, Bill grasps and pulls it, allowing Ford access to the bared back of his neck. Much to Bill’s delight, Ford’s breath hitches.

“…Really?” Ford won’t meet Bill’s eyes at the question, but he’s not moving his hand away, either. “Sixer~ look at me.” This has the opposite to desired effect, as Ford’s gaze stays stubbornly fixed on the wall. “Ford.” Finally, the man’s surprised eyes widen and he leans down just close enough-

-For Bill to grab his face and kiss him. Ford freezes for but a moment before -yes!- kissing Bill back. Kissing as a human was *different,* and Ford was a better kisser than he knew. Not that Bill would tell him. He’d just enjoy their little secret, as alway- Bill’s blurring thoughts are interrupted by a quiet gasp. He opens his eye to see a blur of Mabel- as Ford breaks their kiss, grabs Bill by the collar, and yanks him into the next room, slamming the door.

“…Oops?” Bill offers, wincing at the pressure of his shirt near his Adam’s apple -human bodies were inconvenient, after all - and Ford drops him, expression pained.

“You can’t- don’t kiss me in front of- *other people,* he whisper-screeches, face red as his sweater, and Bill’s smile drops entirely.

“Right.”

“…Bill?”

It makes sense. It makes Ford would be ashamed of him- of them. Bill isn’t expecting the hand on his shoulder, turning him briskly back around as he tries to walk away. He wasn’t expecting the look on Sixer’s face. He wasn’t expecting another quick, but passionate, kiss.

“It’s not that,” Ford sighs, rubbing the back of his neck with one hand as Bill’s shoulder’s tense.

“*You* didn’t gain mind reading powers, did you?!” The shrill question is met with a low chuckle.

“Of course not. You’re more expressive, now.” Bill vehemently utters a word that would not have gone past Disney’s sensors, and Ford’s lips tilt up at the corners, before he frowns seriously.

“Bill…it hasn’t been shame. Not for…awhile, now.” Bill’s eye widens comically, and Ford smiles, running his fingers over the exposed nape of Bill’s neck, enjoying the shorter man’s shiver. Then he sighs. “Just…don’t kiss me in front of Mabel. Or Dipper.” Bill’s smile returns, as he extends a hand.

“…It’s a deal.”

GIGGLING, TWIRLING MY HAIR, KICKING MY FEET. AHHHHHHHH💖💖💖

[slayedpoet]

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[fleetsparrow]

Fellas, is it gay to adopt a child when you're missing your ex?

OK, wait, hear me out. If it is gay, then is it a problem?

What if you dress that child in your ex's clothes? What about calling that child by your ex's nickname?

What if you finally admit what you've done to your ex and then kick your ex out after the confession because you can't stand vulnerability?

What if you accuse your ex of actually being jealous of the new child?

Will that fix it? Will that bring him back?

[sageofthestarz]

Hi Sage! I’m here to save my mental health through raindrop therapy. let’s go on that tangent.

I think Rain would definitely sneak up behind him after his brisk walk from one building to the next, shove his hands under Dew’s shirt. He wore gloves of course but it makes no difference. Rain is basically frozen solid from November to April.

Dew squawks at first because he just woke up,and this assault is clearly premeditated. Rain knows how to creep up on him silently and slide his hands underneath Dew’s bulky layers.

Rain hums with delight as Dew kicks up some additional heat to combat the frozen fish sticks Rain calls fingers digging into his ribs.

Rain hooks his chin over Dew’s shoulder and listens to him grumble with a smile on his face. His front half already feels somewhat defrosted.

His hands slide up a little further, he shoves his fingers right underneath Dew’s armpits because it’s probably the fourth warmest spot on his body.

Dew tries to clamp his arms down because he just woke up, he’s a sweaty mess thanks to the several layers of blankets Rain requires along with a roaring fire in the hearth.

But Rain is stronger than him, even if in will only.

He huffs in Dew’s ear as his fingers glide through the slippery skin under his arms. He shuffles a little closer, and even through the thick layer of denim Dew can immediately tell just how Rain feels about it.

“You like this don’t you?”

“Mmm.” Rain responds. Dew’s tone is that of interest, not judgement.

Rain pumps his fingers back and forth a few times, dragging his tongue along the back of Dew’s ear. He doesn’t realize he’s pinned him against the counter until he needs to brace one hand on it because grinding against Dew’s ass is making him lose his balance.

Dew can’t help palming himself through his flannel pajama pants, the sound of Rain breathing heavy in his ear, the fact that he gets so worked up over nothing, that he makes Dew feel so wholly desired.

“Maybe we should move.” Dew whispers.

Rain responds with a grunt, slipping one hand out, only to shove his fingers in his mouth. Dew can hear him lapping at the space between his fingers, sucking on the tips like he can’t bear to leave a trace.

“You wanna fuck them don’t you?”

“You’d let me?”

“Mm.” Dew replies. “Both sides if you blow me after.”

Mery Crisis!

I want to be weirder but I’m scared but let’s just say Rain cleaning Dew up after…with his tongue. Cause he’s gross but also in love.

MOTHHHHH, this is THE most welcome surprise to open Tumblr too holy fuck you literal godsend 🫶

Rain has definitely used Dews ability to heat up and sweat like crazy more then once, and I cannot imagine how many times theyve done stuff after shows with it-

Like imagine Rain having to peel off those era 3 skin tight jeans down just so he can fuck Dews slick thighs over the greenroom counter not caring if anyone walks in on them there because he needs him and his thighs now, and he immediately drops to his knees after to lick up his own mess afterwards just to suck Dew off when he's done because he needs a taste of his co...

ANYWAYS-

You are a godsend and I need more of them and this idea with it being even more weird and fucked up please and thank you 😌🫶

[blood-red-ocean]

Currently going feral over a headcanon of Alcina falling in love with a Maiden who also happens to be a vampire and Alcina lets her drink from her as the ultimate form of love and trust and I am trembling over this holy wow

[mehh141]

BARRY WHY ARE U DOING THIS TO ME

[rjavenuru]

person: so you like this musician a lot? me: I would say a normal amount. my phone gallery: *AHEM!*

[insomaniacat]

i like lee hakhyun and kim dokja a very normal amount.

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

The lowest calorie meal at McDo is the nugget Happy Meal, so that's what I usually get when we're on the road and get hungry. (Bonus: aunt points for saving up the toys for the niblings.)

I just wish people wouldn't stare whenever I eat fries.

[elialys]

I have been studying quite seriously for my "entry interview" in 10 days, which will determine if I get into that school. My family thinks I'm overdoing it, yet they're not remotely surprised by my intense hyperfocus.

[thursfys]

Urghhh,

Them mm mmmm,,

I love them so much, they run my brain I,,,

I had to draw some of my own, designs tm, for them,,,

[captainpissofff]

Leon Slut Kennedy.

[nyasmodei]

new blog pfp, header and colour theme to match 2 of my favourite redheads. ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

Cabernet mama, and Machina X Flayon Grateful☆Dead☆March [Diabolik Lovers More;Blood Character Song Vol. 2 Kanato Sakamaki] cover art by crown, I love you two so much :") you two have DEFINITELY NOT caused irreparable damage to my psyche! :D

[m-y--p-a-s-s-i-o-n-s]

I'm being perfectly fucking normal about the confirmation of Good Omens season 3 thank you very much.

[obsessedwithao3]

Things I'm absolutely totally normal about:

Desert duo

Scott giving a popy to Jimmy in secret life

Joel and Etho being totally not obsessed with eachother

Eret

The head cannons with tanooki Joel and kitsunei Etho

The concept of Speakers

Ren's and Lizzy's last life dynamic

Scar winning secret life

Jimmy NOT dying first in a life game

[shortnsweetgf]

guuuuuys i loev mais ie. so mcuh