#ABOVE THE AGE OF 18??????

[someprettyname]

Reading this made me realise just how much more traumatic his story can get. There's a whole SEGMENT we do NOT know about

I get why nobody really asked about it considering Everything Else that happened in blue lock chapters 260-262 but what is kaiser's legal situation vis a vis ray dark and bastard münchen. does his father still have legal custody of him? it's possible that he's still kaiser's legal guardian but has in practice left him to be a ward of bastard münchen. but if that were the case wouldn't kaiser make some reference to it? kaiser very much conducts himself like an emancipated minor imo, and there's no indication that he's not getting every cent of that paycheck, and even an arrangement where his father is no longer physically in contact with him has potential for coercion (child prodigies are famously never financially exploited by their parents /s), as he needs to approve kaiser's status as (at some point) a working minor. but if he doesn't have custody of him, how did he lose it? by all accounts he has never given a shit about providing for kaiser, so it's possible he transferred custody over to someone else (and who would that be? ray dark? some third person who in practice will approve anything ray dark wants?) with no fuss, but it's equally likely that the guy who had been coercing kaiser into stealing from a young age to support them both would want to profit from his son's athletic career too. did ray dark have to sue? in which case kaiser's dad broke that bottle over his head in front of the police, so there's irrefutable evidence for a child abuse case, and they've got all the money of the bllkverse's fifa-analogue on their side too.

[pepperjackproductions]

I'm back on my TeruMoko shit

[tokutaiseichan]

How old is everyone, really?!?!

Prefacing this with the information that the legal drinking age in Japan is 20 years old bc it's important.

OKAY so at first we were only shown that it's the third years who go to Rui's bar. This made me think, "Oh, I guess that'd make the third years a bunch of 20 years old, at the very least. So Darkwick is like a university?"

But then come Episode 6 and we were told that they don't actually serve real alcohol at Rui's bar. Not to mention we saw Ritsu getting fussy about a bar in the school grounds. This made me think, "So Darkwick is a high school? Everyone here is a minor?? Which is it???" (※To be fair, Ritsu was only fussing about the existence of a bar and not the possibility of underage drinking cmiiw)

And last, Episode 8. Here we saw Taiga ordering a martini一an alcoholic drink. And when Ritsu came to fetch him, he didn't scold him about underage drinking so that means Taiga is at least 20 years old (Ritsu warned Jin about Swords and Arms law when he took out his artifact so if Taiga really is underaged, Ritsu would definitely scold him).

But what caught me truly off guard is when Ritsu snatched the cocktail and drank it himself. Ritsu "Stickler for the Rules" Shinjo is drinking alcohol. There's a few possible explanation for this a) Ritsu is of drinking age; b) Ritsu is making an exception and broke a rule bc he's exasperated with Taiga (less likely considering how much of a stick in the mud about rules he is); c) Writer Team's mistake.

I'm leaning more to a), which means all of the first years is also at least 20 years old. That makes the second and third years in their early twenties. So Darwick is still a kind of university? Or does age isn't one of the parameter to enroll there?

[ssruis]

I hope in nene5 they reveal that tsukasa has gone away to a big open farm with lots of room to run and play with all the other Tsukasas & he’s never brought up again. Amen.

[tonycries]

i’m two years older than you😔 i feel like a dirty gooner perv 😭

Jokes on you I'm into older people 😈😈 Jkjk but also I would be lying if I said this wasn't genuinely the funniest thing I've read all day 😭😭

YOU'RE NO DIRTY GOONER PERV NONNIE - JUST REMEMBER, NEITHER OF OUR FRONTAL LOBES ARE DEVELOPED FULLY SO WE'RE IN THE SAME BOAT 😀😀

[izzyspussy]

i feel like i remember people posting happy birthday character posts for mickey in june? is that right? well, even if he doesn't have a canon birthday (or if he does and it's. wrong.) he has a summer birthday To Me. and i've never seen a guy who is more obviously a capricorn than ian, so! if mickey's summer birthday is indeed in june specifically (i'm thinking cancer, but it would also be really cool if mickey and mandy are both gemini - twins who aren't twins), then mickey is technically two years older than ian for about half the time.

[jackfrostimposter]

genuinely why is there so much misinformation about the guardians of childhood book series?

[pink-anonymous-person]

After Peter bites her cheek he should kiss again in the same spot. Like kissing the boo boo just he made.

hehe he’ll give her more than a kiss, alright. his darling is so cute he just can’t help himself <3

she angy

he did gave her a goodnight kiss though 🌙 💤

[evillillad]

i love getting my friends into jacked up dehydrated gruffy voice huge jacked man its so funny im in the fuking pits rn

[literaphobe]

that one roof guy: yeah don’t worry I know you love chat noir like the whole city knows ur da–

tvl ladybug: u think we’re having SEX?????? u sick freak!!! (we are) GOD how could u even SUGGEST such a thing WE USED TO BE MINORS (they’re 23)

[artemx746]

Why do so many people care about Percy and Annabeth’s hair colours. It’s hair. It doesn’t matter.

[sonknuxadow]

"x character would HATE y character!!" as if mario isn’t the closest thing sonic has to a dad after vector

literally people are always saying mario and sonic are enemies. no theyre not mario and luigi are literally sonic and tails' uncles . i know them personally and they told me

[allycat75]

Some more random math:

If Jinx's 11.5 lbs bag of dry dog food (chicken flavor) is $40, and a 13 lbs bag of Nutro Natural Choice dry dog food (chicken flavor) is $38 which is the better deal? NOT JINX

If I get Jinx medium size dental treats at $45 for 35 dental sticks and pay $40 for 36 regular size Greenies dental sticks, is Jinx the better deal? FUCK NO

Finally, which is the better deal? Jinx chicken biscuits ($24 for 64 oz) or Trader Joe's pumpkin dog biscuits ($20 for 64 oz)? So sorry Jinx, plus for the latter, you get to go to Trader Joe's- so that is so much better!

Not to mention Jinx's partner and primary spokesperson is a hypocritical, compulsive liar who hates himself to the point of self destruction and uses his beloved pet to get him out of PR jams. Not exactly the most trustworthy champion (unrelated to math, unless you count whatever he is over charging Jinx for shilling for them, offset by his vanity partnership that has probably been more of a media nightmare for them).

And what is up with this tag line? As if any other dog food is for the land of fairies and make believe. Or perhaps the coked out fever dream of the North Pole Metropolis in Red One. If I feed my dogs anything but Jinx, does that put me on the level 4 naughty list (or whatever bullshit that script says)? Again not really math related- only tangentially when you consider what a financial misfire the movie is going to be.

PS- Care to address the feline discrimination, Jinx? If your food is so fucking good, why should I go on feeding my cats garbage?

PPS- the cost for Jinx products comes directly from their website, knowing other outlets have them for less. But see how shitty it is to manipulate data and half truths (and I at least used data and half truths, instead of pulling unbelievable stories out of my ass like said Jinx spokesperson and his incompetent, overpaid team).

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Every time I see those "services libraries provide" posts I'm always nodding along like "true! They do provide a lot of helpful services. Now if someone could get mine to do literally any of those-"