#AAAAAHHHHHHH WHAT IF THINGS WERE GOOD AND NOT BAD

[obstinaterixatrix]

…I bought a chapter… but I think… there might be translation error… though I can’t be sure unless I get the original… but it repeats a line twice, but the second time with an additional word… hm

[liopleurodean]

Season 11, Episode 4: Baby

11x04 Baby THEE episode of all time

(I specifically rushed the last six episodes so that I could watch this on my birthday)

Aw yeah

THE LEGOS

Poor Baby is a mess

Sleepy Dean

THE CAR WASH

I wanna see the shorts

That's good

Dean, you're not fine

Anything works

Nice fade

I doubt it, but worth a shot

Dude. Really?

It looks disgusting

Sam...

Aw, Cas

It's awesome

Yeah, he'll be fine

Okay, how many times are they gonna use the caption [engine purring]?

Has food!

Whoa! What's that about Swayze?

Dean...

Logic.

He was in there a while

Why are the windows down?

Sam!

Well, he definitely learned to have fun

Yikes

Dean.

Interesting

Dean knows exactly what happened

NIGHT MOVES

This is the reason Night Moves is on my Dean playlist

Dean's getting into it 😂

Bob Seger!

Better than Sammy

MY BROTHER'S 67 CHEVY!!!

This is great

Oh, that's so pretty

Ah!!!! The camerawork!!!! The lighting!!!!! Baby has never been more beautiful

Oh, Dean... 😂

Okay, Dean

He put a blanket down because he knew you'd kill him if he got anything on the upholstery

Absolutely!

He didn't deny it 😂

Dean. You're 37, not dead

He thinks about it. He doesn't let himself go any further

Dean.

Great question

Must be a dream

Interesting

Of course he has

Has been for a while

Touche

Yeah, well. Didn't work out

Yeah.

Oh, Sam...

You saw Hell, Sam

As always

That was weird

I'll rate it 5 stars

That's sweet

That's concerning

Not like Azazel

He looked kinda weird

Screw John Winchester

But they already knew that

So... just keep going?

Yeah...

Dean is confused™

Spill the tea, Sam

Dean would know

SMART DEAN TRUTHER

Maybe

Makes sense

HIS DREAM

AAAAAHHHHHHH

I'm gonna cry now 😭

They need hugs so bad

Because they like messing with people

I think that's the point

Still worth looking into

I miss that 😭😭😭

And there it is

WEREPIRE

Say it, Sam. WEREPIRE.

Yikes

Uh oh

Yeah...

That's nice

Well now Dean has to try it

No. Not the valet

This is not living, Sam

Listen. Normally, I'm okay with valet, but not when the drivers are that young. It's just asking for trouble

See that smile on her face? She's up to no good

Oh boy

At least they have taste

...but not in music

Recipe for disaster

Yikes

Good riddance

She definitely didn't

That was a quick stop

Dean, no...

Nope. You shouldn't have tipped her

This is scintillating

Dean, why did you leave your phone?

This conversation is horrible

WEREPIRE.

That's lame

Interesting

Cas...

Demons?

Oh great

Dean's a little preoccupied

HE SAID IT

This is great

Yikes

HE SAID IT. HE SAID THE LINE

Season eleven was what? 2016? Cas, the next solar eclipse was in a year. Not that far away

He's a little busy

That's weird

THE WIPER

Waste of bullets

Seriously?

We're doing this Leviathan-style, I guess

It sounds like a Mogwai

Good idea

That is really weird

Uh oh

This'll be fun

That is a long way to drive backward

Interesting shot

It's possible

German.

A ghoulpire!

So, a drachma?

That's convenient

But only before 1982

I knew that too

Don't worry about it, Cas

The purse?

Don't open the cooler

Yeah...

Oh boy

Don't do it

Dean.

Good plan

Not even remotely

Yeah. Of course

Oh no

What did she do?

He doesn't know anything

Yikes

Wow, there is a lot of room in that backseat. I've got a pretty big car, and I don't think I could do that

This is great

Uh oh

Dang it, Sam!

Ah, here we are

So the head can be reattached?

There's the purse

Well, duh

Definitely not dumb

Ah, the hairpin!

Too many

That's not good

Against the Darkness

You'd be surprised

Mm, I doubt that

Of course he is

It wasn't personal

Yeah, that's not gonna happen

Oh-!

That won't do much

Yeah, there we go

Ew

Just use all of them

And there goes another window

Yikes

Yup, there it is

That's one way to chop off a head

Yeah, me too. She's a mess

Poor girl

Yeah

Come on Baby, I know you can do it

Come on

Yeah, there she is!

And there's the 180°. Gets me every time

Still gorgeous

Looks like they're all okay

Good thing they came

Of course

Sam, the monsters were scared of Eve. That doesn't mean much

Yeah, okay 😂

You're both a mess

THANK YOU, SAM

You got it, Baby

Oh, I can't look 😭 I'm so sorry, Baby

YOU CAN SEE PAST THE HEADLIGHTS 😭😭😭

And her engine doesn't sound right either 😭

[daddysfangirls-anime]

True freedom

warning: angst, language,

Summary: Reiner Braun x titan shifter reader. Reiner fighting Eren and y/n after she decides to not betray the survey corps and fights him with Eren

“I see...That’s it. I’ve been here too long for my own good. It’s been three long years... We were just kids... we didn’t know anything.”

“We didn’t know any better,” she said but he ignored her

“If only I never knew that there were people like this...I... I wouldn’t have become...such a half-assed piece of shit!” the anguish was clear in his eyes.

“I like these people. I like the half-assed piece of shit you’ve become”

“It’s too late now... I don’t know what’s right anymore. But the only choice for me now...is to face the consequences of my actions...and as a warrior-”

“NO” (Y/n) ran up to him “ forget it, forget it, let us pretend, let us keep pretending to forget everyone live our lives like we're living now. It’s better than being stepped on and used back there. Let’s stay here. REINER PLEASE”

“... fulfill my duty to the bitter end!”

“REINER! (Y/N)!” Bertholdt shouted “Are we doing it?! Now?! Right here?!”

“NOW We’re not doing it at all they don’t deserve this” neither of them listened to her Reiner missed her to the side. If she wasn’t going to help she was a nuisance and a traitor he would be sure to report her once they returned.

“Yeah. We settle this... right here, right now!”

“NO” (y/n) said jumping up trying to grab his arm but he kicked her back. He didn’t give two shits if she was his girlfriend and he cared about right now was the mission. She screamed as Mikasa Jumped up slicing Reiner’s arms and Bertholdt’s neck.

(Y/n) jumped up and ran trying to pull Eren with her “ EREN! RUN!”  Mikasa clipped her ankles basically cutting off her feet “ RUN AWAY! GO!” she screamed pushing him forward but Eren just falls back. The others run trying to get to them but Bertholdt changes and the heatwave from his transformation pushes everybody back. Reiner’s titan form catches Eren and (Y/n) before they fall off the wall. He then jumps off the side of the wall and slides down with of them in his hand.

(Y/n) wraps her body around Eren shielding him from the flying debris. She cries in his ear “ I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry” He doesn’t say anything as a few of his own tears fall on to her skin instead bring his palm up to his mouth and biting down. The blast of Eren turning into a Titan pushes her back throwing her off and into the trees where she falls unconscious.

-

(Y/n) woke up to find several people standing above her and none of them looked happy, Especially Mikasa. She sat up and her face immediately collided with Mikasa’s fist.

“owie”

“Mikasa!” Armin said pulling her back

“The little bitch deserved it. They took Eren. Where did they take him? WHERE?”

“... to the next wall. They’ll meet up with the boss and take him away.”

“WHERE?! WHY?!” She cried struggling against Armin. (Y/n) tried to stand but was met with several swords to the neck held by her friends, and humanity's strongest. Damn this was a bad situation.

“ Listen, We need to move fast. They haven’t gotten away completely we can chase them down. They’re going to use their gear and Reiner. Bertholdt’s titan is too big to move as they need him to so the armored titan is what they’ll use. They won’t suspect us to follow them right now so that’s what we’ll do follow them now. Do the unexpected. Once they passed the next wall we’re screwed. We need to go now-”

“ you turn into a titan?” Levi asked pushing his blade deeper into her skin cutting her skin. She stands to let the blade cut deeper into her skin.

“Yes, and you can kill me super easy. I’m trying to help. Are we going to sit here or get a move on Eren needs saving.”

She pushes the blades away from her in the process she cuts her skin but she doesn’t care instead of letting her abilities heal her and show everyone the truth. She starts running towards the wall. Armin screams her name but she doesn’t listen instead, letting her teeth sink into her skin making herself change.

-

“What are you doing?”

“Hey, babe! we thought we lost you back there” Reiner said as he jumped down and landed on the branch (y/n) was standing on. He moved in to hug her but she stepped back. He noticed her glass eyes and an angry look. “What’s wrong?”

“What are you doing?” she said in a more stern voice the anger more clear.

Reiner looked confused for a moment like not even he knew what he was doing before he came to his senses and looked at her with a determined look. “ Our mission. What we came here to do in the first place. What are you doing?”

“Opening my eyes and looking past all the brainwashing that was done to me and lies that were told to me. These people aren’t monsters or demons there just that People. People unaware of the rest of the world people who are trapped behind walls unaware of the prejudge and segregation they are being put through.”

“(Y/n) stop-”

“Tell me Reiner did any of those people look like monster or demons to you? If they were true monsters it wouldn’t have been so easy to blend in. They are just people. People in cages.”

“THEY ARE MONSTERS. And our mission is to end them.”

“Well... then I’m a monster too.”

Reiner stepped forward cupping her face “ It’s okay. Let us just forget about this I won’t tell our superiors what you’ve done and we can pretend this never happened, okay? Let us just pretend this never happened” kissing her but she fought against him and pushed him away.

“Go ahead and tell them because I’m not going back. I’d rather live chasing freedom with the monsters than be a peasant and swim in lies made by high-class bigots.”

“(Y/n), I’m sorry ... you’re going to regret this” Reiner then pushes her off the tree branch.

She didn’t stop him as she fell back listening to the screams of Ymir and Eren as fell wind wiping past her ears and tears spilled. And here she thought this asshat was her soulmate.

-

(Y/n) were walking back to the cabins slowly. They had just finished helping Eren with his gear the boy had done very well it was a wonder as to why he couldn’t do it in training.

“He’s contagious” (y/n) whispered to Reiner as she motioned to the others in front of them.

“What?”

“Eren, he’s contagious running around like that he gives everybody hope in a strange motivational serial killer way. He gives me hope, isn’t that weird.”

“It is. Eren is motivational in his own strange way. Hell, I want to follow the little shit too.” Reiner laughed as he laced his fingers with hers kissing the back of her hand.

“I like it here. I really like it here.”

“It’s not at all what they prepared us for”

“Yeah... it’s a whole new world.” She smiled kindly as she looked up at the night sky where the stars shined bright.

“And we’ll conquer it together.” Reiner smiled sinisterly as he looked down at the camp area where everyone slept

-

So much for together.

-

(Y/n) in her titan held Eren Close to her chest and Mikasa sat on her shoulder. They watched as Reiner ran away Bertholdt and Ymir hanging off his shoulder. They didn’t win they didn’t get Eren and they lost (Y/n) they’d be returning as a disgrace, that was for sure.

“AAAAAHHHHHHH” (Y/n) her voices echoing off the mountains Reiner didn’t stop he didn’t even turn around he kept going not looking back. And they were gone just like that.

(Y/n) turned around and followed the others creating a path without titans as help as they made it back to the walls. Climbing the walls she helped injured  soldiers and a few horses over putting Eren and Mikasa down on the other side she climbed out of her titan body to stand in front of them she could hear a few horse galping towards her and other soldier drawing their swords at her. Eren and Mikasa didn’t bother.

Mikasa stepped forward and pulled (y/n) into a tight hug.

“Thank you”

“ I should be thanking you guys. If you weren’t my friends, if you weren't kind to me I would have ran off with them.”

“But you didn’t” Armin said pushing Connie's sword down. Her friends followed the unknown soldiers didn’t.

“You know you have a lot of explaining to do “ Eren said stepping forward speaking to her for the first time since everything happened. She shrugged she already knew she had a lot of questions to answer she had told a lot of lies that she now needed to explain. She needed to explain who she really was.

A few soldiers came up and roughly handcuffed her and kicked her on to her knees the others watched conflicted. This was their friend. But, was it?  “If you left with them you wouldn’t have to go through any of this” Eren said still confused on why she helped.

“I Know” she looked up at the sky the sun was slowly setting and the skylights darkening. Then she looked at the walls “ But these walls their better than where I originally came from. You might not like them Eren but these walls are the closest thing I’ve ever had to true freedom.”

“(Y/n)” she looked up as Eren kneeled down in front of her “ Thank you”

[kasey-writes-stuff]

Gahhh I’m sorry this is another x reader but you can always change it to be Phil,Tommy,Wilbur,ranboo,ETC… If you want! Anyways woo! Day 5?? I think it’s day 5

You were at techno’s place and it had seemed like he had been cleaning his tools for ages, you were beginning to get very bored...You walk over to techno and gently tug his cape

“Techy you’ve been cleaning your tools for ages aren’t you done yet?” He huffs softly not in a bad annoyance or anything but just he doesn’t like being interrupted much “Almost I just gotta finish working on my sword and then I have a couple things to do to fix my pick axe and then I’ll be done okay?” You whine softly as you tug his cape slightly more “noooo I don’t wanna wait any longer I want you to come pay attention to me I’m bored” He rolls his eyes softly though you can’t see as his eyes as they’re still on his sword “Just a little longer okay? And stop tugging on my cape..” You smirk softly “And if I don’t~”

He huffs slightly “Then I’ll give you a tickle potion so that you’ll be eventually forced to let go of my cape because you’ll be curled on the floor in laughter” he paused for a moment “oh and that should cure your boredom as well” Your eyes widen as you blush softly “S-shut up you’re just saying that to fluster me and make me let go of your cape, t-ti... those type of potions don’t exist” He snickered softly “Oh really? Let go of my cape and I’ll show you that they do” You carefully let go of his cape and stepped back, he set down his tools on the work table and began to walk into his potion making area. He came back only moments later with a almost sparkling pale pink color potion, he carefully held it out to you. You took it softly staring at it for a moment

“So you expect me to believe this is gonna do something?” He nods smirking at your disbelief “oh it’s gonna do more than just something, it’s gonna make you feel wiggly fingers on that little tummy of yours, you’re gonna feel feathers tracing your cheeks, paint brushes ghosting your ears, and then it’s slowly gonna start speeding everything up, intensifying it all... You’re gonna feel hands squeezing up and down your sides, little finger nails crawling up your ribs scribbling inbetween each and every bone, and just when you think it can’t get any worse you’re gonna feel squeezes and circling massaging feelings on your hips, you’re gonna feel raspberries and nibbles all over your stomach and sides and it’s gonna feel like they’re never gonna end but then they will, it’ll all finally slow down, the squeezes will stop, the raspberries will stop, and you’ll feel gentle rubbing taking away the ghostly tickles as paint brushes and feathers gently trail your neck and ears as fingers softly trace your sides and stomach leaving you a giggling mess until they slow to a stop leaving you curled on the floor giggling”

Your face was impossibly red and seeing as it couldn’t redden anymore it began to spread to your ears as you were flustered beyond all belief “n-no y-you’re just saying that I-I’m sure this is just water with food coloring” He rolled his eyes “Alright then if it’s just water with food coloring then drink it and prove me wrong” Your eyes widened as you cautiously open it and ask “Do I drink all of it?” He shrugs as he says “Depends on how much effect you want, the more wrecked you want the more you should drink, it has just enough slowness in it to where it won’t push you farther than you can take”

You shrug softly smirking “It’s just water and food coloring I’m not worried” He chuckles softly “mhm keep saying that” he pauses “Oh since you were tugging on this so much and it’ll help you figure out what to do with your hands take this” he swiftly took off his cape and handed it to you, you took it holding it in one hand softly as your other holds the potion, you quickly down it it having a rather fruity taste that seems to leave a tingle in your throat for a second but then it passes.. You wait a minute as you put the cape on, “hm not feeling anything yet tech I think I was right and it really was just waAHTER” you’re cut off by a wiggling feeling on your stomach making you yelp, your eyes widen as you look at techno his arms crossed as he has a satisfied look on his face

“How’s that food coloring and water now y/n?” You’re barely holding back giggles as you now feel a soft scratching at your sides “I-it’s j-just fine thahnks, I-it tasted greEAT GAH I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS SLOW” you yell out as you begin feeling scratching on your ribs making you break into giggles nearing laughter some spots, techno smirks clearly satisfied as he goes and sits down to continue cleaning his tools “Well yea but I mean you did down it all in one drink so that probably speed it up” “ohohoho nohohowww yoouu tehehlll mmhehehe tthahattt FRICK NOT THE PITS! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!” You break into full laughter as your armpits are targeted feeling as if fingers were drilling into the centers of your armpits, your shocked as you didn’t realize your armpits were so sensitive!

Techno chuckled softly “Wow didn’t realize you were so ticklish there y/n” You became more flustered at the tease as you gripped the cape in your fists softly “SHUHUHUSSHHH AHAHAHAHAAHAH” he raised an eyebrow softly “oh?” He grinned smugly “Does my teasing fluster you? Does it make everything worse? Or should I say more tickly perhaps?” You begin to feel the drilling sensations slow to gentle tracing leaving you giggling softly as you in grip the cape with one hand gently throwing it over your face to hide from techno “mahahhayybbehehe sohhooo lihihikkehehe ihihi sshahahihihiddd shuhusshhh”

He chuckles “no I don’t want to, in fact your reaction only makes me wanna wanna tease you more” You whine through your giggles as you peak through the cape, for some reason him being so teasy yet nonchalant about everything by not even looking at you and instead just still cleaning his tools “tehehehccchhhh plhehehaHAHASHEHE FRICK!” Suddenly things pick up again as you feel squeezes on your sides and raspberries on your cheeks, frick they were more tickly than you imagined they would be and also a whole lot more flustering as well! You began softly rubbing your cheeks in an attempt to lessen the sensation but it was of no use, techno began laughing noticing you rubbing your cheeks

“No you’re kidding right? There’s no way your cheeks are ticklish! What’s it doing tracing them with feathers? Wiggling paint brushes on them? Or raspberries?” You shocked hysteric laughter slows to a more normal volume of laughter “ihihihi mihihigghhtt hahavvehehe ahhahnndd ihihittt migihigghhttt bbehehe rahahssbbeheherriiehehss” He shakes his head laughing “Is there anywhere you’re not at least a little ticklish?” You shake your head softly as you laugh “ihihihi dohohohnnnttt knhohohowww” He chuckles as he says “”well guess we’ll have to test that out sometime won’t we?”

You begin to say something in retort but you’re cut off by a shriek as you feel a kneading sensation on your hips and a. Resume ghosting your your stomach “No weEEE AAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH NOHOHHOTTT THEHEHE HIHIPPSS NHAHAHTTT THEHHEE HIHIHIPPSSS THEHHEYYYYRRREHEHEHEEH SOHOHOHO BBAHAHHADDD PPPLLEEEHEHEHAHASSSHEHEHE” Tech’s ears twitched softly at your sudden volume increase as he smirked softly “Is it really that ticklish hmm? Are you just that ticklish that it makes you almost scream in laughter? That sorta adorable honestly”

Just as you thought you couldn’t get anymore flustered he had to use THAT specific word suddenly once again just before you can speak you’re cut off again! You absolutely scream before falling to silent laughter as you feel raspberries and nibbles being placed all over your stomach and sides! “TECH DONT- AAAAAHHHHHHH....................” The sensations continue a good ten seconds or so before you feel a massaging rubbing the feelings away as you feel feathers tracing your ears and cheeks as you giggle with hiccups in between them, tech raises an eyebrow slightly in concern at your hiccups as he sets his tools down and comes over gently helping you sit up as he rubs your back soothingly

“woah woah woah you good there? You’re hiccuping quite a bit” you nod still giggling and hiccuping “yehehaha *hic* ihihimm gohohoddd thihiss *hic* ahahalllwahhayysss hahahppehehennss ahhaffftteheherr *hic* ihihi sihillehehenntt laahauugghhh” he nods softly “Well good seems my potion is just perfect then” he smile softly as he jokes light heartedly , you roll your eyes softly as the feelings eventually go away and your hiccups and giggles subside “Yea it’s good it’s really good” you yawn softly as you finish your sentence and he looks at you “Do you wanna crash here for the night you seem pretty tired” you begin to shake your head no “no it’s fine I wouldn’t wanna annoy you” he shakes his head “you could never annoy me come on just stay for one night” you laugh softly “yea you’re saying that now but we both know it’s not true” he laughs softly as well “okay okay so maybe you do annoy me sometimes but either way you should still stay the night you’re wore out and it’s already practically night so it wouldn’t be safe” you smile softly “fine just for one night though” he doesn’t outwardly show it but you can tell he’s excited and happy “okay well you already know where the guest bedroom is though fair warning I’d check for any prank traps because Tommy was the last one to use it” you shake your head “I’ll definitely be sure and check it” you stand up and begin to take his cape off but he stops you “No you keep it it’s already cold as is and it’s only gonna get colder the later it gets, I’ll just get it from you before you go home tomorrow” you sigh softly happy to have seen such a soft side of tech as he didn’t show it to many people “thank you tech that means a lot” you hug him and he’s surprised at first not being used to hugs often but quickly hugs back “you’re welcome”

And so it was a peaceful rest of the night now the next morning was a bit of a different story... let’s just say you and tech may or may not have planned to go mining and you may or may not have slipped some of his own tickle potion into his morning coffee before you guys left....

The end

[kairoscelrosis]

ST: Into Darkness

So I watched into darkness after a really long time, and for the first time after watching ST: WOK. And I liveblogged it.

*spoilers* 

Jim's so disappointed that Enterprise got taken away from him. owo

Aahh Carol Marcus is British

Scotty has a moral compass (which I feel TOS Scotty does as well)

When Kirk learns that Spuhura are fighting, and then the lift opens and Spock's about to enter, he looks at both of them. It really gives me the vibes that he knows both his partners are angry at him 😂

Bones McCoy: a dictionary of metaphors

Yaayyy Sulu on the chairrrr

Whaaatttt???? Sulu references Mudd (Harry freaking Mudd) in the movieeee!!!!! (He says: Acting Captain Sulu to Shuttle Bay 2. Please have the trade ship we confiscated during the Mudd incident last month fueled and flight ready) !!!!!

"If you test me, you WILL fail."

The way Bones' expression changesss 😂

"Mr. Sulu, remind me to never piss you off."

"I am not the only one who is upset at you. The Captain is too." "No no no no don't drag me into this."

"She IS right" spirkkkkk

"Captain we will not fit" "We'll fit. WE'LL FITTT."

"I told you we'll fit." "I am not sure that qualifies." 🤣

Why do the Klingons look so different???

Why is Benedict's voice so deep? Like deeper than usual.

SPUHURA 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Tho i hate that a british dude played KHAN, you can't deny Benedict's Khan has charisma

Carol Marcus says "I am a friend of Christine Chapel's" like what??? JJ do you even know that Christine would never be engaged with Kirk in a romantic relationship??? That he's not her type??? 🤢

"Any idea what caused it?" "No sir. But I expect full responsibility." Aww my baby chekov 🥺

"Jim? You're gonna wanna see this." Ooohhhhhh

Okay... so wasn't this Khan a dictator as well? Or like, did the Eugenics war never happen in AOS? Did JJ do this so that Khan would be morally grey? Cuz he loves Benedict? IDK

"I'm sorry." Ohh Kirk my bby 🥺🥺

SCOTTYYYYYY HELL YEAHHH YOU ARE A MIRACLE WORKER *cries in jimmy doohan*

"Captain, I strongly object." "To what? I haven't said anything yet." Bitch you really think he doesn't sense your crazy ideas?

"'The enemy of my enemy is my friend.'" "An Arabic proverb attributed to a pronce who was betryed and decapitated by his own subjects." 🤣🤣

Grab at the shoulder and "I cannot allow you to do this." and an almost "Jim"

"The Enterprise and her crew need someone in that chair that knows what he's doing... and that's not me." You can hear my heart shattering into a million pieces in the background.

How Jim's about to cry during that dialogue 🥺🥺🥺

Is there like... a competition going on between Pine and Benedict Cumberbatch trying to decide who's eyes are bluer???? Because I can't see anybody winning

"Captain. You can't even guarantee the safety of your own crew." Ooohh I so wanna punch you in the face. 👊

Aaaahhhhh TRIBBLLEEEEEEE

New Vulcaaaannn!!!! Our Spock's coming baaaackkkkkk yaaayyy

Aahh Sulu you are so talented

"This door is very wee. I mean, you know, small" 🤣

"It's gonna be like jumping out of a moving car, off a bridge, into your shot glass." "It's okay. I've done it before" Khan: 👀

"It's not easy. Just give me two seconds, all right, you mad bastard!" 😂😂

Bones, sitting down to watch the most scary movie of his life: Tell me this is gonna work.

Spock, shivering with fear in his seat: I have neither the information nor the confidence to do so, Doctor. 😂😂😂😂

Bones: 👀 👀 Boy, you're a real comfort.

Omg Sulu's so nervous and worried 🥺

I actually kinda DO like the transitions.

"You're big." 😂

"Spock, if I get back, we really need to talk about you bedside manner." Why is everyone so pbsessed with bedside manner in Star Trek😂😂

Scotty 😂😂😂 wheezing and panting, complaining he can't do it but he does 😂😂😂

Shitt the momentum!!! How would they have filmed that??? Rolling and rolling and rolling

LEONARDDD NIMOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

"Mr. Spock." "Mister Spock." Aaahhhhhhhhhh you both wanna kill meeeee 😂😂😂

He deserved that slap!!! GO CAROLL!!!!

"Where'd ya find this guy?" Ohh Scotty 😂

Spock!Prime really be like, "I can't tell you about it, but I am my own master, so I will. 😂

"Khan Noonien Singh is the most dangerous adversary the Ebeterprise ever faced. He is brilliant, ruthless, and he will not hesitate to kill every single one of you." *cries in Ricardo Montalban*

"Did you defeat him?" "At great cost. Yes." Aaaaahhhhhhh how would you know the great costt spocckkkkk😭😭

The sudden appearance of the man scared the shit outta mee😂😂

"Where's Khan?" AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JIM SOMETIMES YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO SPOOCCKKKK

Yaayyyy "Damn it, man, I'm a doctor not a torpedo technician!" 😂😂

"This way." Whewww.

Aaahh he's awakeeeee.

Yesss that's my Jim Kirk. No killing. Yes.

Aahhhhhhhhh. Wtf why're you punching Jimmmmm

Aahh Carolll ahahhh

Omg wtfffffffff nooooooooo frickfrickfrickfrickfrickk that was baaaddd

"Oh, you are smart, Mr. Spock." I really do wanna punch you in the face.

I will repeat myself. Having said that a white dude playing Khan is irritating, Benedict really does play him well.

Aahhh the ploy is same like the one in ST: WOK!! This time, it is Spock playing the game!!!

"Vulcans do not lie." Spock lies.

"No ship shoild go down without her captain." *silent screaming*

OMG he's firinggggg

"He armed the damn torpedoes." Is that pride I hear, Kirk

"Not bad, Commander." "Thank you, Lieutenant." XDDDD

Smarty pants Spock XD

WTF is Uhura doing in the Med Bay???

"Good to see you, Jim."

"Spock's cold, but he's not that cold. I've got Khan's crew." Awww :))))

"Seventy two human popsicles, safe and sound in their cryo tubes" POPSICLES😂😂😂😂

"Son of a bitch!"

"I hope you don't get seasick." 😂

"I will remain behind and divert all power to life supprt and evacuation shuttle bays." 🥺🥺

Sulu: Shut up, BITCH.

"I order you to abandon this ship!" The voice his voice cracks 😭 Who says Spock doesn't feel????

"All due respect, Commander, but we're not going anywhere." YEAAHHHH SULUUUUU GOOOO

"One day I've been off this ship! One bloody day!" Same, Scotty, same.

Hah. Running on walls😂

CHEKOV MY HEROOOOOO

Smart baby Chekov exclaiming in Russian.

"The ship's dead sir. She's gone." 😭😭😭

"You're not making the climb" JIM NOOOOO OH GOD YOU SELF SACRIFICING IDIOT.

Jim coming back to belt Scotty into place 🥺

How's he gonna do that????

Aaahh that oit of the clouds shot justttt 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Sulu's so HAPPYYY uwu

"It's a miracle." "There are no such things." Wait till you get to know Spock.

"Sir, you'd better get down here. Better hurry." *traumatic WOK flashbacks*

"How's OUR ship?" "Out of danger."

"That's a nice move." Is Jim referring to Chess????? You really have the nerve to do that???

"It is what you would have done." "And this, this is what you would have done." *TOS 😭😭😭😭*

"It was only logical."

"I'm scared, Spock. Help me not be."😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

"I do not know. Right now I am failing." 😭😭😭

"Because you are my friend."😭😭😭

That Vulcan kisssssss 😭😭😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JIMMMM

KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Why tf is everyone wearing those weird goggles???

I don't like Zoe Saldana as Uhura AT ALL.

The way Zach's bangs are flying😂

BONEESSSSSS 😭😭😭

Yeaah yeah yeah yeah yeah that tribbleeee

How tf did spock jump that high???

Why doesn't he like nerve pinch him???

Why can't they use the blood of the man in the cryo???? They have the same blood right???

"You get that son of a bitch back on board right now!"

Ohnonononono he's tryna crush Spock's skull.

Shit Spock why so angry NOOOOOO

Yeah Spock stops when he hears the name 'Kirk'.

"You were barely dead." 😂

"Tell me, are you feeling homicidal? Pwer mad? Despotic?"

"Uhura and I had something to do with it too, you know." Ohh bones😆😆

Spock called Kirk JIMMMMMMMMMMM

But, like, why didn't they kill Khan off??? He can be awakened again, can't he??? Like????

I love their formal uniforms!!!

Yaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my introooooo 🥺🥺🥺🥺

"C'mon Bones, it's gonna be fun."

"Five years in space. God help me." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The fond look Spock has on his faceeeee

And on Jim's face toooooo

"I defer to your good judgement, Captain." 🥺🥺🥺

[wingedbears]

(thanks @sassysnowperson for the idea!)

2018 was buck wild, and it shows. I wrote 20k more than last year (guesstimate from a generous 1/4 of Skating Your Way Through) for a total of 80k~

What a time! I learned that I can’t work with a deadline, but can branch out from what’s comfortable for me! AND I MADE SO MANY FRIENDS My goals for next year are to write consistently, to write with a word goal and to meet it! And to work on my original stuff too.

If you’ve been reading my stuff, come talk to me! I’d love to hear your thoughts and ideas, and even (whatttt?) prompts.

Below the link: in depth looks at my fic.

STAR WARS

Bodhi Rook/Cassian Andor unless other-wised noted

SKATING YOUR WAY THROUGH  73634 words, WIP

how could I even start without mentioning the behemoth skating au? It’s a work of love between four people, and I love and thank my co-authors sooooo much for helping me and not shaming me for being a bad fic mom. This was my first collaboration! And my first time actually plotting a fic out! A lot of firsts, and I couldn’t have done it without @semisweetshadow @fallsouthwinter and @anamelesstraveler

DIRTY DISCO  11580 words, finished

Again, a HUGE shoutout to @semisweetshadow for help and encouragement, and for putting up with my constant 70′s spam. I loved writing this, as it was entirely self indulgent, and a spin off (sort of?) of skating au. I asked, what if Cassian was a roller skater, but it was also the plot of dirty dancing, but also secret identities, and this fic was born.

A WOUNDED HEART  14032 words, finished (also Rose Tico/Rey)

This fic took forever, and I hope it shows. It started out LAST YEAR 2017 as one thing, then I added a frame to show this story. Again, I couldn’t have done it without my friends @fallsouthwinter @misskatieleigh @ensignrook @pontmercyingtilthecowscomehome who were amazing betas and idea bouncers, all. 

ONE COLD NIGHT  1559 words, finished 

A sequel to THE GHOST IN ROOM SIX this fic was also written for the Sniperpilot Winterfest 2017. Better late than never??

EATING IN  3131 words, finished (Bodhi Rook/Cassian Andor/Luke Skywalker)

this is smut, and crack, and I slammed it out in as little as 2 weeks. What even?

SUPERNATURAL

Dean Winchester/Castiel

I GAVE IT UP FOR LENT  10007 words, finished

Written for Fandom Loves Puerto Rico, I finally finished it a year later (again, deadlines??) This was hard to write, probably my hardest piece next to A WOUNDED HEART but I was so proud to have it done.

GATORLAND  935 words, finished

Written for my friend @cherryblake when they were having a hard day. It was my first official foray into writing Supernatural after having lurking for years, and honestly? It was great.

RIVERDALE

Archie Andrews/Jughead Jones

TO WANT, TO NEED  14173 words, finished 

I was so uncertain of dipping my toe in the lake that is Riverdale, but after talking to @archieandrewsprotectionsquad they told me to go for it. Thus, a great friendship grew and now we basically pass each other fic in the halls. 

BACK HOME  24359 words, WIP

Wooo! I love writing romcoms, and as far as I know, am jumping into unknown territory in this pairing (please correct me if I’m wrong bc I want to read them!) Again major shoutout to @archieandrewsprotectionsquad and @bavariansugarcookie for helping me. Love y’all.

Fred Andrews/FP Jones

NICE SHOT  588 words, finished

A tumblr one shot I wrote on a post. 

PRESENTS!!

Nijk shöst (Please) by @bavariansugarcookie

AAAAAHHHHHHH A beautiful Shadows fic just for meeeeee it’s so good everyone please read and give love

Lazy Days by @anamelesstraveler

Part of the Skating au, another sweet SEXY look at two goobers. I LOVE IT

Until it Cracks by @archieandrewsprotectionsquad

JUGHEAD I CRY PLEASSSE 

[moonraccoon-exe]

Hopefully tumblr doesnt eat this p.1 again! Its been so long since Ive dropped by and said hello to one of my favorite people so hello Coon! I feel like Ive been so busy I dont have time to drop bye and say hello these days How are you? Are you doing well? I hope you are bc you deserve so much happiness. I also wanted to do a status update on the fact that Im now writing again! I took a longer break than I thought I would but hey Im now more motivated than ever so I guess it all worked out ^^

I AM 

A HORRIBLE, ULTIMATELY TERRIBLE RACCOON.

JAZ.

IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU LAST DROPPED THIS IN MY INBOX AND I’M JUST REPLYING NOW.

AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? IT’S NOT EVEN THAT I DIDN’T HAVE TIME.

I JUST. I PUT THIS IN MY DRAFTS SO THAT THE SECOND ASK, THE BIT IN THE IMAGE, WOULD BE SAFE EVEN IF DELETED FROM THE COMPUTER (LIKE IT HAPPENED TO MY OTHER ASKS)

AND SINCE THEN I DIDN’T BOTHER GOING TO MY DRAFTS.

AND I FORGOT THIS WAS HERE.

JAZ.

JAZ OMG

JAZ PLEASE HIT ME WITH A NEWSPAPER I’M A HORRIBLE CREATURE HOW IN THE W O R L D COULD I FORGET TO REPLY TO YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*PUNCHES THROUGH THE WALL*

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ALKSJDALKFJGADLKGJAGLKAGJAD

Okay you let me add a keep reading right here aaah ;A;

Oh my god, Jaz….Jaz I’m so sorry, I don’t even know where to start apologizing, I’m so sorry. I honestly forgot and that’s the worst part. If I had been busy for real I would have had an excuse at least, but the truth was just that; I put this in my drafts and then forgot it was there. I rarely check my drafts because that’s where I put stuff that I want to reblog at some point but don’t know when because it’s not FFXV related so I just wait until I’m done with the XV reblogs but I never am, and I just assumed everything in drafts was stuff to reblog, I totally forgot there was an ask here that I hadn’t replied to and that it was yours, I’m so sorry, so, so, so sorry, Jaz… :(

I don’t offer an excuse and if you’re upset you have all the rights to be, I understand. Jesus, it’s been a while since Ir eplied this and I mean, there are asks in my inbox that are like a year old but those are prompts or requests and it’s fine, but yours was a personal and it’s been so long for me to answer to it aklsdjalkgjadklgja omg Jaz I’m so sorry….

I’m sorry, Jaz, very sincerely. Zomg…I’m sorry OTL

Well. Still answering ahah ;w;

HEWWO JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Akjdlsafdgalkfjaklhj hhhnnnngnggg. HEWWO JAZ!!! ;w; I’m sorry OTL

Don’t worry about being busy. Real life is already super busy as it is and then we get here and it can get sort of ‘busy’ in its own non-serious way too! I hope that whatever’s been keeping you /kept you busy has given you a break from time to time and that it’s something you enjoy.

I’m doing well! A little ‘busy’ in the non-serious way trying to nail down all my PMs and asks (I’ve lately had a quite excited anon flooding me ahahahah! It’s lovely but keeps me super busy because each I answer gets drowned by another incoming 5 ;w;) and the reblogs and the fics. I’m having funa nd take my breaks to make it enjoyable and not turn it into something I dislike, but hence it goes slower. And out of Tumblr I’m doing okay too! 

How have you been, dear Jaz? Besides WAITING FOR MY ASK OTLHave  yuo been alright? And happy? I wonder what else you’ve been up to since you last wrote to me!! Hoping sincerely that it’s been okay with you too because you too deserve SO MUCH HAPPINES LIKE LOADS OF IT!!!!!!! You’re such a nice and good person that does no harm to others, you deserve all em happy things and events. U HAVE ALL IT GOOD KARMA, MY FRIEND!!!

GASPS

YOU’VE BEEN WRITING AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAZ, THAT’S PHENOMENAL! THAT’S ABOSLUTELY WONDERFUL, AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, JAZ, I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU AND ABOUT IT, I’M SO HAPPY AND SO PROUD TO KNOW THAT YOU’VE TAKEN UP ON SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE WRITING, AND MORE THAN TAKING UP, RETAKING BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU USED TO ENJOY IT, LEFT IT FOR SOME REASON, AND YOU RETOOK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ

*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

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Jaz, that’s WONDERFUL NEWS!!!! Omg buddy that’s fantastic, you have no idea how happy it makes me when someone says they’ve taken up/retaking a form of art. It’s so beautiful and so exciting, and you’re a friend so that adds a lot to the hype!! Jaz, that’s AMAZING! CONGRATS, BUDDY, I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!! ( ˙꒳​˙ )

It’s okay that you took a longer break than you had first expected. Be it because you were busy or just lacking the motivation, it’s okay! What matters is that you went back to it and you must have felt so refreshed and welcomed back. The warmest welcoming is the one given after a long wait (but thankfully it wasn’t THAT long either!!). Plus, you took all the time that you needed to get back to it so it means you’re not forcing a single bit of it and that’s PHENOMENAL!!

I’m so happy to know that you’re motivated now, Jaz, all of this is honestly SO GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY :’3 AKLSJDLAKDGJADLKGJAGLKAJGA AAAAAAAHHHHHH, I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!

I guess the first time you sent the first part you were telling me what you were writing, so I don’t know for sure what you meant with hoping that one day I can read ‘it’, but I’d love to! I’m very slow at reading things because of the massive updates I do to my fics, but I think that I’d love to. Is it XV related? Original content? I’d get lost if it’s from something that I don’t know, but I can still try if you want me to

Aaah, thank you for asking about the laptop! Lamentably I’m nowhere close to getting a new one. They’re pretty expensive. I���m fine with one of the cheapest because all I want is basic internet access and MS Word lmao, but they’re still quite a price number and I have no job >

I thought about using the money that I’ve saved up from my kofis, but…to be honest, I’m being consciously selfish there, because I don’t want to waste my kofi money in ¼ of the price of the laptop… ;n; I want the kofi money to be mine for games or books, it’s money I’ve earned from doing what I love and I wanted it to go to selfish things, but I’m still debating with myself as to maybe having to put it for the laptop ahaha ;w;

Again, don’t feel bad for being busy!! Real life stuff is more important, and Tumblr isn’t going anywhere (not without a long time warning that we’ve never had, thankfully!), so don’t you stress. I for sure am going nowhere, so you take the time that you need and want :3

And don’t say you’re ‘not keeping me for longer’, because it’s not like you’re taking my time by force, dear Jaz!! You texting to me is a kind gift to me so you’re not taking any time off me, you’re taking YOUR time!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, JAZ, I’VE MISSED YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*sQUEEZES U*

Sweet precious wonderful dear Jaz, thank you soooooooooooooooo LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO SO SO SOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR DROPPING BY TO SAY HELLO AND SHARE ALL OF THIS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, I don’t even know where to start, I’m sorry for taking so long, and thank you immensely for dropping by, my friend!! ;A;

Thank you for the time you dedicated to writing to me and the one to read me. It sounds like you’ve been very busy and I really appreciate that you’ve taken some time to write to me, you have no idea :’(

Thank you for updating me on what you’ve been up to, and thank you for sharing with me that you’ve retaken your writing!! Those news made me so happy, and re reading still makes me feel shivers out of the joy askldjfdaklgjaklgjadglkj

Thank you for being as kind and as gentle as you always are with me. You’re so precious and I hope you know that. You’re always so nice and patient and so good with me, I don’t know how to express it enough or how to let you know or how to thank you properly :’3 Thank you so much for being the sweet and warm creature that you are, Jaz. You’re truly phenomenal and I’m very happy that you exist. The world can very easily wear me out, and it’s creatures like you that relieve it off my shoulders. Thank you

I’ve missed you SO MUCH TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every time I re fave both your artworks I think about you and I was wondering what you were doing and if you were okay. And there I was, forgetting that it was me who never replied... :’D Really, seriously, I’m so sorry, Jaz, I didn’t mean to take this long... OTL 

I hope that you’ve been okay, Jaz! Have you been okay and doing better? How’s the writing going? I’m eager to hear about you again, buddy!! :3

I WUV U TOO, JAAAAAAAAAAZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALKSDJAKLGDJDAKLGJDAGLKDAJ AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, LOTS OF HUGS FOR MAH BUDDY JAZ!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ

Dear Jaz, I hope you’re having a FANTASTIC weekend, and do receive lots of raccoonie hugs and sparkles!! HUGZ

[moongirl332]

VOLTRON SEASON 7

SPOILERS

heres my crazy ramblings while watching this season 

EPISODE ONE- James sounds EXACTLY like lance

Soft mom looks at keef

Same romelle

Coran yet again being the vodka uncle

ALFOR AND CORAN WRANGLED YELMORS???? TOGETHER????

“Are all ancient alteans like this?’ “We only know two”

HOney I shRuNk TeAm VoLtRoN

“Quiznacker”

BBY HUNK

BBY LANCE!!!

Everyone being mad at keef

YEESSSS LANCE MY BOI SAVED EVERYONE

WHERE. IS. HIS. SWORD.

OOf dArEdEvIL sHiRo in thoosseee glasseesss

“ Me and my POP” POP????? POP????

Aww his dad was a firefighter

Noooo shiros deasise nooo

AWWW HUNK AND ROMELLE

“Hunks our only hope” yayaaaaayyy

NO SHIRO PLEASE

Also Mr. Holt? With that guy hair??

aDaM

ADAM

A D A M

DONT DO MY HUNK LIKE THAT HOW DARE

This episode is just like “I wonder if hunk and lance are having as good a time as us”  “*SCREAMING*”

Coran just straight up snowboarding down the yelmors back

“Oh quiznack” “my back”

Keith and shiro just DONE with the rest of the team like hunny you just put your soul into your clones body

EPISODE TWO- SAD PIDGE NO

Hunk trying to impress romelle <3 <3 <3

Also why does shirts metal half arm look HUGE??

EVERYONE MISSES THEIR FAMIILLLYY

“Finger counting, its more of an art than a science really.”

“But im terrible at drawing” lol aww allura

AWW LANCE DECIDING THESE THING LOOOLL

I LOVE coran

Aww romelle

“Their my selfies”

“Because he’s lonely”

Pidge not caring and just playing video games

“Oh yeah he’s us super drolly.”

PIDGE

OOF STRONK ALLURA

THE WOLF TOOK CORAN?? AHAAHHA

WHAT IS THE WOLF DOING??

NOO LOTOR YOU JERK

“WERE GETTING OUR QUIZNACKS HANDED TO US”

Wait they can’t form Voltron no

“They’re corralling us like space cattle!”

AWW KEITH AND LANCE WORKING TOGETHER

“Rodger that team leader”

K L A N C E

Keith and his knife mommy

YES HUNKS BLASTER

My gfs yeeess

NO THE WOLF

OOF LOTORS GENERALS MY BABES

EPISODE THREE-WAIT THEY GOT THE LIONS

NO

Her eye??

Same lance stop embarrassing yourself in front of your bfs mom

No coran can do it I believe in him!!!!!

CORAN NARRATING HIS ADVENTURES SSSAMMEEE

THE MICE

THE WOLF NO

Go CORAN!!

Oof that guard tho

CORAN LOOKING HOT

MY BABES THEIR OUTFITS AWWW

AWWW EZOR AND HER GF ZETHRID

OMG AXCA WHAT

“Because the power of teamwork?”

Lol axca and coran

NO NOT PIDGE

YEES PROTECT PIDGE

Oof axca

WAIT coran CAN change his shape and size????

GO MICE GO MICE GO MICE

PROTECT PIDGE O R  E L S E

MICE!!!

Keith and lance carrying coran the way they carried shiro <3 <3 <3

“She’s always been sweet on that one with the flippity hair” KEITH???

KEITH TRASPORTED HIS BAYYARD??? WHAT

“Lance lead the way” KLANCE IS CANNON KING

Lance is so worried ab his bf but he’s such a good leader awww

WHERE. IS. HIS. SWORD.

“Guess it is true love” what is their relationship???

“Cant we just fight” keef lol he’s so gay and angry

Black saving keef

THREE YEARS????????

KEITH AND AXCA???? What are they???

EPISODE FOUR- YEEESSS GARFUL WARUL SNICK

OOF LANCE SO HOT

OMG KEEF LOL

Uh oh this is bad

Why does it keep glitching?

MY PINEAPPLE BOI

Allura raising  her hand

Go hunk!

KEITH IS TRYING SO HARD

Lance please. No. stop.

“Hello bob” “this is my lovely wife haggar”

Lol this fake zarkon is meee lol

“Id rather stay their lions than their points”

“She does look like that drawing”

Their poses lol

“Windy cave?’

OMG I LOVE FAKE GALRA

LANCE IS NOT DUMB FIGHT ME

NO HUNNY YOYR NOT THE DUB ONE

Lol that earth shop alien dude

YOU A R E  N O T  T H E  D U M B  O N E  L A N C E

“Do we believe this beautiful dum dum?’ He is beautiful but he’s NOT DUMB

OML lance please you’re trying your best!!!

“Go galra Go galra Go galra” ahaha

“You know Im the dumb one” NO YOURE NOT

Ahaha zarkons team

GO LANCE!!!!!!!!!

NOO LANCE

Go PIDGE!!!

Its just mINI GOLF

Oof good try pidge

Aww hunk and allura

LANCE VOTED FOR KEITH AND KEITH VOTED FOR LANCE AAAAHHHH KLANCE IS CANNON KING

“Aw thanks man” AWWWWW

AWW PIDGE AND HUNK

AWWWWWWWWW

YAY THEY WON!!!!!!!!

KEEF SOFT SMILES AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW

CORAN HAS HEARD BOB

Aww bob

EPISODE FIVE-PIDGES NIGHTMARE LOL

Omg they all sleep so weird lol

“I guess that does make you an expert on killing time” LOL SHIRROOO

“Like mother like son”

SAME HUNK LOL

GO LANCE

Hunk making everyone burritos same

YEES NAME HIM KOSMO

Aww lances meemaw

“These big bohs get comedy”

Who is the hooded man(or woman idk)

Good dog

“Disgusting is altean for lovely. You don’t speak altean do you?’

haggar is dead???

NO NOT THE BLADES

The druids can fight me I swear

Aw krolia no

Wait kolivans alive!!!!

OH MY GOD WHAT

WAIT WHAT

THE DUDE WAS THE DRUIS THAT FOUGHT KEITH

WHERE.IS. LANCES. SWORD.

KEEFS WOLF

Wait are they stuck?? What???

FIGHT HIM KEEF

GO ALLURA YEESSS

KOLIVAN NO

yes allura get it

DONT HURT HER NO

Get him Keith

YEESS DESTROYED

“Good job Keith” KLANCE IS CANNON KING

Nooooo all the alteans are all gone

Awww krolia and kolivan

Awww KEITH AND HIS MOOOMM

HUGS

I LOVE YOU TOO KROLIA

EPISODE SIX-lol pidge “ITS ONE AND A HALF EARTH YEARS”

Lance is ready to die lol

YES HUNK YOUR PUNS YES

OML SHIRO STOPP lol

Awww Keith was excited ab his flight formation exercises

Angry wolf boi

KLANCE IS CA N N O N  K I N G

Lance is READY to die lol

“Told you lance would go crazy first”

NOO MY BBYS ARE TIRED AND SAD NOO

No hunk please no

“No I think time is different for me. Like im on dog years or something”

Woah Keith chill

Uh oh, is Keith going crazy???

Go lance, be a leader

SHUT UP KEITH WHY ARE YOU BEING SO EMO???

Uh oh THEYRE FIGHTING

GO HUNK

NO KEITH STOP EARTH??? E A R T H ? ? ?

No wait, what if its a mirage

IT IS A MIRAGE

GO HUNK

LISTEN TO HUNK

GO HUNK

Omg what is that

HUNKKK I LOVE YOU YOURE SO IMPORTANT HHHUUUUNNNKKK

Aww Keith

Wow its a good thing these spacesuits have jetpacks and literally unlimited power

YAY RED THE LIONS!!!

V O T R O N ! ! !

KEITH AND LANCE PUT THEIR BAYARDS IN AT THE SAME TIME KLANCE IS CANNON KING

Look at DEM WINGS

EARTH??? REAL EARTH?? THE Milky Way????? YEEEEESSSSSSSS

EPISODE 7 + 8 - EARTH YAY

OH NO

Earth is under attack

NOO

Flashback?

SSSAAAMMMSSSS WIIIFFFEE!!! AWWWWW

AWW

OOF GO COLLEEN YEESS

AWW KAITE Voltron Voltron Voltron

EEEWWW ITS JAMES

Ohh cool ships

GROSS JAMES MATT!!!!!!!!

This garrison girl is a jerk ugh

YEEESS COLLEN TELL THE WORLD GO GIRL

OK I DONT LIKE HIM BUT TBH JAMES IS HOOOTT

AWWWW THE FAMILY VIDEOS

CRYING

UGLY SOBBING

DONT LOCK MY HOLTS UP NO

NOO THE GALRA ARE HERE

Ok its fine they have a particle barrier its gonna be fine right?hahah? Fine? Hahah?

Ugh stuPID SENDAK

NOOOO

I HATE THIS GARRISON LADY UGH

A D A M

ADAM

A D A M

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDAM

OMG IT WAS ADAM

A D A M

PLEASE DONT LET ADAM DIE

A D A M

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADAM

DONT BE DEAD

ADAM

UGH JAMES

SENDAK NO YOU JERK

NO EVERYONES DYING

YEEEESS SAM HOLT

HE SAID QUIZNAK OML

WORLD WAR 3 WHAT?

OK VERONICA WHAT A BADA**

SAME I LOVE VERONICA

JAMES SUCKS

WHY IS JAMES ALSO AN EMO LOL

YEEES VERONIA GOOOO

NOOO VERONCA NOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

V E R O N I C A

WAIT

WASNT VERONICA LANCES SISTERS NAME???? WAS THAT HER? IS SHE DEAD? PLEASE NO?NOOOOOOOO

VERONICAS ALIVE THANK GOD

OMG I LOVE HER AGH  SHE IS LANCES SISTER

AAAAGGGGGHHHHH I LOVE HER

Her jacket looks like lances lol

ugh sedak u gross

YEEESSS AAAAGGGHHH VOLTRON WILL SAVE THEM

“Well what are we waiting for” you’ve Sid that three times Keith lol

EPISODE NINE-

GO VOLTRON SAVE UUUUUSSSSS AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

What are those space Frisbees they’re using lol

Aww kaltenecker and the mice

NO DONT CRASH

AAAAGGGGHHHH

Nooo earth is destroyed

WHERE.IS.LANCES.SWORD.

KEITH AND LANCE AAWWWW

KLANCE IS CANNON KING

OOOOOOOFFFFFFF ITTTTTSSS JAAAAAAAMMMMMMEEEEEEESSSSSS

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

JAMES NOOOO AGGGHHH

WHERE IS ADAM BTW

AWWW THEIR FAMILYS AAWWW

UGLY SOBBING AGAIN

UNCLE LANCE?? AWWW

CRYING SO MUCH RN

AWWW HUNKS FAMILY AWW WHERE ARE THEY NOOOO???

NOT HUNKS FAMILY WHHY??

OMG CORAN STOP

KEITH AAAAWWWW

AWW KOSMO

UGH JAMES

ADAM

A D A M

SOBBING

ADAM

DONT BE DEAD

A D A M

SHUT THE FU*K UP JAMES

ITS HUNKS FAMILY SO SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE UGH

OMG coran and allure in the galaxy garrisons outfits lol

Ugh I hate this garrison girl what a jerk

GO PIDGE AND AULLRA YAY

OMG CORAN U LOVE YOU

Ooh arms?? For shiro???

AWWW KEITH AND HUNK

KEITH IS TRYING HIS BEST

AWWWW HHUUNNKKK I LOVE HIM

PROTECT HUNK 2K18

KEITH IS MOST IMPRESSED BY HUNK AWWWW

HUNK HUGGED KEITH

YEEESS HUNK GO GET YO FAMILY

UGH JAMES I HATE YOU

HHHMMMM QUESTIONABLE JAMES BUT OK

EW GROSS SENDAK HOLOGRAM

NOO ALLURA R U OK??

OOF VERONIC AND JAMES AND KEITH ANS HUNK AND AND AND

WHY DOES ALL OF HUNKS FAMILY HAVE HEADBANDS???

AWWW HUNK

SHIROS ARM!!!!!!

NOOO HUNK DONT CRY PLEASE

EPISODE TEN-SHIRO

oof the paladins in those garrison outfits tho

SHIROS ARRRMMM

Eew gross his arm is like sendaks

No

Wait what why noooooO!!!!!!!!!!

Allura? YOUR CROWN???

OOOOHHHHH INTERESTING

Yeess go my gurls

Oohhh shiro lookin hot

YYEEEEEESSSSSS MY SNIPER BOI LAAANNNCCCEEE hmm lance what?

Awww lance loves his sister and I love lance(and Veronica but like)

Same hunk

SnIpEr BoI

ok Keith

GO SNIPER BOI

Shut up James

YEESS LANCE COVER UR BF YEEESSS KOSMO

YES LANCE GO PROTECT UR BF YEESS KLANCE IS CANNON KING

Omg I love kosmo

Oohhh sniper bois i see

OOHHH GO SNIPER BOIS

Aww Veronica if only you knew

Pidge what

Ok Keith whatever

Oof get wrecked by my cosmic boi

“The pigeon is in”

A cannon???

Go hunk!!

YEESSS GO TEAM

These cannons are not good oh no

Shut up you garrison girl

THE LIONS WILL COME TO YYYYOOOOUUUUUU AAAAAHHHHHHH

YEEESSS GO SHIRO YES omg yay Veronica and lance

OOOHHH LANCE A ALLURA I SEE THIS OK OK OK AWWWWWWW THEYRE BLUSHINNNGGGGG

Same Veronica lol

Yeeeess go team

Go Keith!

YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Kaltenecker same

Uh oh lance

No lance uh oh

AWWW THE LIONSS AAWWWW NOOOOO LANCE PLEASE LANCE

NOT VERONICA AND LANCE NO

Lance oh no

NOT VERONICA NO

Ok she’s fine its fine

GO MY SHARPSHOOTER BOOOOOOIIIIIII

YEEEESSSS REEEEEDDDD

OH NO THIS IS BAD NOT THE CANNONS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO THAT GARRISON CHICK I KNEW IT I HATED HER NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

F O R M  V O L T R O N ! ! !

NO THEY HIT VOLTRON NO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH EPISODE ELEVEN-VOLTRON NO

THEY SHOWED KEITH AND LANCE TOGETHER IM DEAD

ADMIRAL SANDA IS A B*TCH

Ok shiro I see you

I hate admiral sanda ugh

And Sendak uuuggghhh

NUNVILLE WILL SAVE THE DAY AGAIN!!!

Jk jk jk lol

Ok but tbh I want a side series on James team like idk I just do

oh no, why aren’t their bayards working???

YEAH YOU SUCK ADMIRAL SANDA

Ok James I see you you hottie

GO ALTAS

No PLEAASE fly atlas FLY

No sam youre not USLESS

GO CORAN YES aww the castle crystal will power the ship awwww its the new castle of lions

YES CAPTAIN SHIRO YES ugh James is so hot oml

NO SENDAK NO

Ugh James so hot

Oof get wrecked

OOF GET WRECKED AAAGGHHH

Yes hunk we have to try

GO TEAM LEADER I LUV U KEITH

LANCE IS SITTING CRISCROSS APPLESAUCE I REPEAT LANCE IS SITTING CRISCROSS APPLESAUCE

ALSO go lions or whatever but LANCE

YAY HUNK YAY EVERONE!!!

Ooh this is cool they can pilot their lions without being in them interesting

Ok I see you admiral sanda

GO LIONS YEEESS

AAAAHHHH YEEESSS oof I still don’t like admiral sanda but whatever

Oh she dead aint she

OH JK I SEE YOU BLACK LION

Hunk your so extra lol’

Ok she is dead whatever

YEEESS MY BABES GO SAVE EARTH

EPISODE TWELVE-

Immediately forms voltron ok I see you

OH A PART ONE AND TWO???

OOHH JAMES IS SOOOO HAAAAAWWWWTTT UGH

Alright voltron lets go

Noice use the Sword

Oh my sam what the cannons do what

WHAT WHAT JUST HIT THEM NO

OH NO THIS IS BAD

GO LANCE BE. LEADER fine let him destroy his own ships, do the work for you

Oohhh dimes what a hottie

“Oh I thought you might have some mathematically advanced insight or something” lol same James

KEITH AND LANCE TAKE THE FURTHEST PLATES KLANCE KLANCE KLANCE

Get wrecked galra base oof

AAAGGGGHHH GO LIONS GO AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAHHHH YAY THINK IT WORKED?? MAYBE?

Yeah get Sendak. He’s a jerk

AAAGGHHH GO CAPTAIN SHIRO GO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO SHIRO GOOOO

OH NO NO NO OH WAIT ITS THE ALTAS OK ITS OK FOR NOW oohhh James

G O  S H I R O omg shiro is done lol

DONT HURT MY SHIRO NO YEEESSS GO SAM SHIRO BETTER BE OK AFTER THIS I SWEAR

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOIO

Yeah die sedan ugh

LANCE YES GO LANCE

GO LANCE YES

Ok allura eyes

Ok yay they can do it please!!!!!!

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO SHIRO

Shiro. Hunny. You need a helmet to breath in space ya idiot.

NO SHIRO AND SENDAK ARE AB TO FIGHT AGAIN AAGGHHH NO GO SHIRO GO GO SHIRO GO

SHIRO YOU CANT DIE again

SHIRO PLEASE BE ALIVE

SENDAK NO DONT DO IT YEEESSS THE BLACK LION YESS GO KEITH YEEESSS

Aww lance and allura

WAIT WHAT WAS THAT NO

EPISODE THIRTEEN -

Oh noooooo what is that??

ANOTHER ROBEAST??? SHIRO IS SAFE THANK GOODNESS

THIS IS BAD THO

Lance has Keith covered ok

YES KEITH YES TEAM LEADER YEAH CORAN wha shiro I swear

FORM VOLTRON

YES VOLTRON YES oof his stick is no good

DUAL SWORDS???? YEEEEESSSS

OH NO IT BROKE THE SHEILD NO

Oohhhh jaaammmeeessss so hot

YES GO PIDGE

OH NO THE ALTAS ITS LIKE THE CREATURES FROM THE RIFT KINDA?? OR THE SHIP WHEN HAGGAR TOOK THEIR QUINTESSENCE??? HUNKS FAMILY AGH

NO THE ATLAS NO VOLTRON IT STABBED VOLTRON

NO VOLTRON THE ATLAS NO AGH SHIRO WHAT YOU WHAT

SHIRO WHAT DID YOU SEE

OK YES THIS IS GOOD

ITS LIKE VOLTRON BUT ITS THE ATLAS OMG WHAT

ITS GOT THICK LEGGIES LOL

OMG ITS HUGE WHAT

GET IT ALTAS GO

OH NO IT GOT BIGGER WHAT

GO LANCE GO

KEITH AND LACE YES KLANCE IS CANNON KING AAAGGGHH

OOF GET WERCKED YEEESSS

ITS GONNA EXPLODE NOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AGH NO WHAT

DONT DIE NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

HUNKS FAMILY NO

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHIRO NO THEY BETTER NOT OF DIED

ADAM

A D A M

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MATT!!!!!!!

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO

ALL THE ALIENS YAY BUT WHERE ARE THE PALIDANS

OK HUNKS OK YAY

SHAY!!!!!!!!!!!AWWWWWWWWW

PIDGE!

LANCE!

ALLURA!

KEITH!

EVERONES OK EVERYONE HAS A FAMILY ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD OML WHAT

AXCA???

WHATS UP WITH THE CREATURE?

THE POWER SOURCE IS AN ALTEAN?????????

UUUUMMMMMMMM

Ok thats all!

Basically this is just incoherent screaming but whatever

What I got from this season was

A good season I really liked it

lots of team bonding and I think quite a lot of character development but thats just me idk really know all that much idk

LOTS of ship moments, a lot of klance (my personal fav lance is cannon king) but also some allurance too

New character and stories, love Veronica and James’s team is cool but idk ab James. (He is hot tho)

They could definitely make some spinoffs with the new characters

I though the end was good im really happy all the aliens are coming to earth

LOVE LOVE LOVED lance and hunks family for sure, kinda sad we never saw hunks family actually interact in present time but whatever

Also a little mad that the killed Adam bc I really wanted to see that play out and see a reunion but whatever

Wish they had addressed both Adam and James a little more there wasn’t a whole lot on that whole stuff

I loved lance in this season he’s got his family he’s becoming a leader and I loved him

Quite a few coran scenes but still not to much development

Sam holt was vv important

WHERE.WAS.LANCES.SWORD.I.SWEAR.

LOVED HAVING 13 EPISODES YES

Any who thats really it idk this is insane but here you go

[timelordthirteen]

Working Out - Part 14

Mr. Gold/Belle French, Teen+

Summary: Mr. Gold, hopelessly in love with Belle French, the town librarian, overhears a conversation between her Ruby about the appeal of well muscled, beefy men. Misinterpreting that this is Belle’s type of man, he joins the local gym to work out. Rather unsuccessfully. Based on a prompt from an anonymous benefactor. :)

Chapter Summary: Belle and Gold chat with their workout partners about their last date, Ruby and David get in some good natured teasing, and plans are made for a very important next date.

Notes: AAAAAHHHHHHH! I cannot tell you how much this chapter fought me until a wonderful person left some amazing comments as they read their way through this fic which completely changed my perspective and helped me finish this chapter up in less than three days. The power of comments, dear readers. Also the end is nigh. This was going to be the last chapter, but too many things needed to happen, so the next one is probably the last for the main fic.

[AO3] [Part 2] [Part 3] [Part 4] [Part 5] [Part 6] [Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10]

[Part 11] [Part 12] [Part 13] [Part 14]

Belle couldn’t stop smiling the rest of the night after Gold left her apartment.

In the days since, she and Gold had two lunch dates at Granny’s, and a lovely picnic in the back of his shop while it stormed outside. The back room was cozy and warm, and the rain on the windows was soothing. They sat on the cot together, talking over egg salad sandwiches, and somewhere in the middle of a story about his childhood, she realized she was in love with him.

He was explaining how his eight-year-old self hid a pet frog from his aunties in a shoe box for almost two weeks, until it got out and ended up in the toilet, scaring Aunt Millie. He insisted that he was very contrite and apologetic, but still ended up in a heap of trouble. She was grinning like an idiot, watching his hands become more and more animated while he mimicked his aunt running around the flat flailing her arms, and the feelings were just - there. They were the same emotions she’d felt that night in her apartment, but now they were somehow sharper, clearer than ever before.

That was two days ago, and she felt like she’d been walking in a daze ever since. They hadn’t made any plans to go out for what they both seemed to consider official dates, but she was hoping to catch him tonight at the gym and make plans for the weekend. She was almost bursting with the urge to tell him her feelings, but she wanted to wait and make their next time together as special as it could be. They both deserved that after everything it had taken to get here.

“So, that was your...third date?” Ruby asked, lifting her eyebrows and smirking.

“I guess,” Belle replied absently as she fiddled with the settings on the elliptical machine.

Tuesday at four found Belle and Ruby at the gym, as had become customary. They tried to meet at least three days a week in the gym, and fill the other workout days with running or yoga. It was a good routine, and it meant she got to see Gold at least twice more during the week, even if it was from across the fitness center. She hoped he’d be in tonight so that perhaps they could make plans for the weekend.

She clipped one end of the safety strap to her shirt, and then frowned at Ruby. “Why?”

“Uh, Belles, the third date?”

Her emphasis on third and date did nothing to help Belle’s confusion, and after a few seconds of blank staring, Ruby rolled her eyes. “Oh come on! Everyone knows that three is the magic number.”

Belle shook her head and pushed the other end of the safety strap into the slot on the machine, enabling it to start. “Magic how?” she asked, bumping up the speed until she could settle into a comfortable rhythm.

Ruby blinked at her, dumbfounded. “Seriously? That’s like the make or break date.” Then she smirked and leaned over. “You’re either going to have sex, or start reevaluating the relationship. And if the sex is bad, maybe you do that anyway, right?”

The mention of sex made Belle stumble and the elliptical shut off as the safety card slipped out. “What?” She righted herself and gave Ruby a look. “Is this some stupid thing you read in Cosmo?”

Ruby put up her hands. “I was just teasing.” Then she poked a couple of buttons, and looked sideways at Belle. “It’s not exactly a bad rule though. I mean by the third date something has to advance, right?”

Belle frowned and climbed back on the elliptical machine, and reset the program. It beeped and she started moving at a steady pace. “Yeah,” she said. “I guess. But I think we’ve already had that moment.”

It was Ruby’s turn to stagger and almost fall off the equipment. “What?”

Belle giggled. “I didn’t mean that. Not - not exactly.”

Her friend gave her a sideways look. “What do you mean by not exactly?”

She bit her lip and slowed her speed a couple of notches. “He, um, came up to my place,” she said. “For tea.”

A slow smile spread over Ruby’s face. “Oh really?” Belle nodded, grinning. “And...?”

She bit her lip looked down at the display panel, remembering the way Rowan had looked at her, like she was amazing and perfect and special. “He said he - he said he loved me.”

“What?!” There was a thump as Ruby hopped off her elliptical. “Oh my god - Belle! That’s - that’s - oh my god!”

Ruby waved her arms, looking like she wanted to hug her friend, but Belle was still on the machine. “And did - did you?” she finally asked, clasping her hands together and holding them to her chest. “I mean, I assume you said it too?”

Belle sighed and stopped. “Well, uh, I didn’t at the time...” She shrugged and Ruby started to frown. “It wasn’t a big deal, I just - I wanted to be sure, you know? And I wasn’t, so I didn’t.”

“Okay...” Ruby replied, folding her arms and drawing out the ‘O’ sound. “How did that go over?”

She looked down at the display again, fiddling with the button for the heart rate monitor. There was a moment when she thought he would be upset, when she thought she’d have to say it in order not to lose him. But that was a dangerous road she’d been down before, and it had been nothing but heartbreak. They both deserved better.

“He, um, he was fine with it, actually. He was -” She looked up at Ruby and shook her head again. “I thought he’d be upset, but he wasn’t. At all. He knew I wanted to say it, that I wanted to feel it, and it was - it was okay.” She felt her frown melt.

“So, you guys are like - like really official then?” Ruby prodded.

“Yeah.” Belle looked at her again, beaming from ear-to-ear. “Yeah, we are. And I decided I do too. Love him, I mean.”

Ruby clapped her hands and squealed with delight, then reached out to give Belle a quick hug. “I guess you really are the Beauty that melted the Beast’s heart.”

Belle felt her face flush, and rolled her eyes as Ruby pulled away. “Shut up and get going,” she said, starting up her elliptical again. “I’m already a half mile ahead of you.”

Ruby groaned and got back on the elliptical machine, as Belle looked away and picked up the pace.

Gold sighed as he eased himself down on the bench. Behind him, David was adjusting the weight bars and fighting with the metal pin that held them in place.

“I swear that idiot Gaston bent this damn thing again,” David grumbled. The pin finally slid in and clicked, and he moved around to stand by Gold.

Gold huffed. “He also accidentally ripped the handle off of his bathroom door.” David cocked an eyebrow. “Or so says the message on my voicemail. Last month he kicked a hole in the drywall of his apartment doing some martial arts thing in his living room.”

“Yikes,” David muttered. “He really is like some useless evil henchmen from a Disney movie.”

“Indeed,” Gold chuckled, slipping his legs around the padded rollers at the end of the bench.

David bent to get something out of his bag, and Gold’s eyes drifted over to the mirrors and the racks of free weights, where Belle and Ruby were stretching. The two women bent in unison, touching their toes before raising up and lifting their arms up over their heads. Belle pushed up on her toes to stretch out her calves, and the rest of her amazing legs, then dropped down on her heels. She caught him looking as she turned to pick up her towel. He blushed, and she gave him a little wave.

He knew he had it bad, had for some time, but it only occurred to him in that moment in her apartment, gazing at her upside down, that he was in love with her. It was almost startling how clear his feelings were, and once they had become so present in his heart and mind, he couldn’t keep them in any longer. There was a small bit of disappointment that Belle hadn’t said back to him, but she had been so earnest in her response. He trusted in that, and believed that she cared for him deeply.

The rest would come in time.

Smiling to himself, he refocused on his workout, wincing a little as he lifted his legs and moved the weights. His injured leg was much better since he’d started coming to the gym regularly, but it always took a little bit extra to get going on those first reps. In a short while he’d finished the first set and stopped to rest, watching as Belle and Ruby picked up their stuff and started for the locker room.

She took the long way around, coming to the end of the row of machines and walking by in front of him and David. His mouth curved slightly as she came towards him. Her leggings and top were skin tight, the latter dipping lower than usual in the front, and it was all he could do to keep his eyes in his head as her hips swayed a little. She tossed a look over her shoulder after she passed, and winked. That told him all he needed to know. She’d done it on purpose to tease him, and he couldn’t help grin that cracked his face. He was a lucky bastard, completely and hopelessly in love.

Beside him, David cleared his throat, and Gold shifted to look at him.

“What?” he asked, frowning slightly.

“Nothing.” David smirked and shook his head. “Ready for another set?”

Gold nodded, throwing one last longing look at Belle just before she stepped into the locker room. He lifted the weight again, gripping the sides of the bench with his hands. His muscles were burning pleasantly, helping his mind relax. For a few minutes he let himself space out, staring straight ahead as he recalled Belle’s face smiling up at him.

“Things seem to be good with you and Belle,” David said, folding his arms as he came to stand by the weight bench.

He glanced up at David before his legs flexed and he lifted the weights again. “One could say that.” After a few more reps he stopped, a slow smile curving his lips. “Our, uh, last date was very...” He paused trying to think of what to say without telling the story about he blurted out his feelings. “It, uh - it went well, you might say.”

David gave him a crooked smile as the cables moved and the flywheels whirred. “Mary Margaret said she saw you two making out in front of the library.”

The weights slammed together abruptly.

“What?!” Gold exclaimed, twisting on the bench to look at David properly. His eyes were wide, his face a mix of embarrassment and shock. He could just imagine how they must have looked to Miss Blanchard, an old man and a pretty young woman sucking face in public. He winced at the mental image.

David leaned against the machine and grinned. “So it’s true?”

His head dropped into his hands momentarily, and he sighed heavily before he looked up again. “Yeah, we, uh, we might have gotten a bit carried away. Please give Mary Margaret my apologies.”

“Why?” David patted him on the shoulder, still smiling. “It’s not like she was offended. She thought it was very sweet, and she was quite happy to tell me how you two were completely unaware of the rest of the world.”

He pulled a face. “Still, it was unintended.”

“Relax,” David said, moving around to the back of the machine to adjust the weight again before switching the pins from working legs to arms and back. “So, that was your third date then, eh?”

Gold frowned as he reached up for the bar above his head. “Yes, why?”

“Oh, come on, Gold. I’m sure you’ve heard about the third date rule,” David said with a wink.

He recalled Neal talking once about how the third date was now “the sex date” or some ridiculous idea like that. Relationships shouldn’t be on a timetable, and he would never dream of pushing Belle into any intimacy she wasn’t ready for. Still, their kiss had been quite heated and if not for a fact of biology they might have...

Gold felt his face heat as Belle and Ruby came out of the locker room. He blew out a breath and reached for his cane before pushing to his feet. “Excuse me,” he said, hurrying away from David’s soft laughter.

Belle saw him as he approached, and her face went red. She grabbed at Ruby’s arm and they stopped just in front of him.

“Hey Gold,” Ruby said, grinning. Then she turned to Belle. “Don’t forget, Bells, condom and lube!”

Then she walked off, leaving Gold to gape at her in shock.

“Do I want to know what that was about?” he asked finally.

Belle shook her head and looked at the floor. “Just Ruby being Ruby.”

“Uh huh,” Gold mumbled, ducking his head to catch her eye until she looked up. “Well, um, I thought perhaps we should make plans.”

She started to smile, her lips pursing at first before the corners of her mouth curved. “For what?”

He shrugged, trying to appear nonchalant and failing. “Dinner,” he said, his lips twitching. “Say...Friday night again?”

She bit her lip and reached out, touching his hand where it rested on his cane with her fingertips. His hand moved and turned over, catching her fingers before she could pull away and sliding his palm against hers.

“Where?” she asked, stepping closer and letting her hand wrap around his. “Granny’s? Marco’s? Or that new place down towards -”

“Mine,” he said, looking up from their joined hands to meet her eyes. “My place, I mean. I’ll, um, I’ll make dinner. That way we, uh, we don’t have to go anywhere.”

Her eyes widened briefly and she licked her lips. There was an unsaid invitation there, and she felt her pulse skip in anticipation. “That sounds great.”

He smiled softly, his heart swelling with love every time she was near. It was the kind of hopeless, longing, aching love that he’d only felt once before, and it had broken his heart. There was a nasty little voice in the back of his mind that liked to taunt him now and then, preying on his deepest insecurities. He hadn’t heard it for some time, but there it was, telling him that this couldn’t last, that she couldn’t feel the same, that she was far too good for him.

“Is six too early?” he heard himself ask.

She shook her head, wagging her pony tail. “No, yeah, that’s - that’s good. Leaves plenty of time for - whatever.”

Gold nodded and swallowed as she inched closer. “Good.”

Belle pushed up on her toes and pressed her lips to his, firmly but briefly. He let out a small noise, and behind them David let out a teasing whoop. Gold threw a look over his shoulder, which made David laugh.

“Are we still on for lunch tomorrow?” she asked, letting go of his hand and hoisting her gym bag higher on her shoulder.

He stepped back a bit and folded his hands. “Of course. I’ll pick up takeout from Granny’s and meet you at the shop.”

She beamed at him and bounced on her toes. “See you then.”

He returned her smile and the nagging voice receded into the darkness once more as he turned to watch her go. She threw a little look over her shoulder at him, her bottom lip caught in her teeth, and gave him another little wave. She was entirely too good for him, but for once he wasn’t going to let his fears stop him.

[miraculous-lbcn]

(Season 2 EP 5) Riposte highlights/summary

OKAY BOI THIS EPISODE WOOOOO WHERE TO BEGIN:

1. Tikki's a D ORABLE LAugH 😭❤️

2. Marinette doing a fencing class(?) joining the fencing club(?) trying out just for that day(?) Either or she's trying and as the class begins she's looking for Adrien who comes up to her(in his helmet so she can't see who came up to her, also can't remember what he says to her with his helmet on) but she replies back with I'm looking for Adrien AND PROCEEDS TO COMPLIMENT HIM AS HER MOUTH JUST KEEPS GOING AND GOING AND B O I WHO DO WE SEE THAT ASKED HER, MR "JUST A FRIEND" AG RESTE WHO ALSO SAYS THANK YOU TO THE COMPLIMENTS

3. Adrien and Marinette talk a bit and then he teaches her how to fence which ofc she's good at bc her Ladybug skills 💯👌🏼(BUT HE TEACHES HER UP CLOSE LIKE HOLDING HER SHOULDERS AND ARMS AND EVERYTHING AAAA)

4. E N T E R KAGAMI, guys she's so badass like holy crap S T E P O N M E P L S

5. She proceeds to fight with Adrien as she wanted to fight the best in the class. And THEY GO OUT HARDCORE. She's so damn on par with him it's insane, it's so cool.

6. Just when they both aim at each other, Marinette the only witness and as it was hard to tell who won,she automatically says Adrien did which Kagami was very upset about (as we learn later on her family(?) are like world champion fencers) this then causes an alums to happen (AGAIN SOMETHING WITH MARI AND AKUMAS, SHE DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG BUT JUST WHY MAKE IT THIS WAY?)

7. Before Kagami gets into the car Adrien run after her (asking for a rematch? Possibly feeling bad about who won and such. Idk my French isn't good so I'm just assuming rn) and Kagami finally proceeds to take off the helmet AND B O I DOES ADRIEN FKING AGRESTE HAVE A T Y P E. THE BACKGROUND THEY USED WHEN HIM AND MARI WERE DANCING WAS THE SAME WHEN HE WAS LOOKING AT KAGAMI (cue all the love square fans crying)

7. She goes on to say no or something? And Adrien goes after her in his car as she's going away in her car AND MARI SEES AN AKUMA GOING AFTER THEM AND TRANSFORMS WOOOOO

8. Riposte appears and BOI CAN SHE SLICE AND I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY S L I C E. Poor Adrien caught off guard. (POOR GORILLA TOO I HOPE HES OKAY) AND HAWKMOTH ACTUALLY TRYING TO STEER RIPOSTE AWAY FROM HURTING ADRIEN (GOOD ON YOU SIR BUT STILL DOESNT MAKE UP FOR ALL THE EVIL INSIDE YOU)

9. FINALLY LADYBUG TO THE RESCUEEE AAAAA she fights riposte for a bit and Adrien throws her the sword (Kagami's sword she used to fight earlier with him) And riposte just knocks the sword right off her hand and she's left on the ground with Riposte about to attack her WHEN ADREN SWOOPS IN LIKE THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR (literally in fencing gear) AND SAVES LADYBUG BY PUSHING HER OUT THE WAY ONLY FOR HIM TO LAND ON TOP OF HER AND SHES STARING UP AT HIM ( S Q U E A L S - cue LADRIEN AAAAA)

10. In the process of him saving her though HE HURTS HIS ANKLE OH NO MY PRECIOUS BOY. Then Ladybug has to take him to safety and proceeds to grab him by the waist automatically and she blushes after she realizes and proceeds to head away (CARRYING HIM PRINCESS/BRIDAL STYLE, like girl you strong)

11. She talks to Adrien for a bit asking if he's okay and then the battle continues between the two and such AND THANK GOD THE CAT LIVES PLAGG IS ALIVE AND HEATHY I NEED MORE HIM ON THE SCREEN PLEASE

12. Just as Adriens about to transform Ladybug hold riposte off for a bit and gets Adrien out of there before they could be found. They head to the Louvre and she hides him inside the mummy tomb that Alya has been in previously.

13. CUE LADRIEN AGAIN (M Y H E A R T) after she closes the tomb on him LADYBUG PROCEEDS TO KISS THE TOMBSTONE LIKE AAAAAHHHHHHH THE FEELS ARE REAL LADRIEN HAS CLEARED MY PORES AND CLEANSED MY FACE. (Plus she looked like so fond? Happy? EVERYTHING GOOD??! doing that kiss AHHH

14. Battle continues and Adrien transforms really quickly (as now we see confirmation although Astruc confirmed for us too, but now we have physical evidence) and as he transforms his ankle/leg injury is still there and hurts him a lot (poor bb) ALSO LADYBUG NOTICES HIS PAIN AND WORRIES FOR HIM (I wonder if she even remotely thought of Adrien and Chat for a second there too)

15. Battle proceeds and such with the help of Chat AND THEN RIPOSTE AND LADYBUG GET STUCK AT THE MUMMY TOMB SHE HID ADRIEN AND RIPOSTE GOES TO SLICE IT AND YOU HEAR LADYBUG SCREAMING THE SADDEST NOOO (like she did in VOLPINA) GOD IT WAS SUCH A SAD NOO BUT WAS SURPRISED WHEN HE WASN'T INSIDE (thank god)

16. Battle continues, lucky charm happens and with the help of Chat and his belt, they save the day YAS

17. Once Kagami's back to normal Ladybug helps Kagami out and asks if she's okay and such, meanwhile Chat has to go away and detransform and he does nearby so he could explain to Ladybug later what happened.

18. Onc eKagami is outside LADRIEN START TALKING and she asks if he's okay and he explains his side of the story and such and god they're so awkward and cute and adorkable and it felt like Adrien wanted to say more but didn't and UGH CUTE.

19. Ladybug then tells him it's a good idea to give Kagami her sword back so he takes it and she has to go and deteansform. Before she leaves she waves and say bye to Adrien then turns around and goes AND THEN ADRIEN FKING AGRESTE SMILES AND BLOWS A KISS TOWARSS HER DIRECTION (SOMEONE GET A GIF OF THE TWO KISSES SIDE BY SIDE SOON PLEASE) LIKE AHHHHHH LADRIEN FEELS ARE SO STRONG MY GOD.

20. Adrien goes outside and talks to Kagami and idk my French is bad but rematch will happen and a fair one this time too? He explains stuff about Marinette and how it was an accident and such and he tries to defend her bc "just a friend" agreste. Kagami asks him if he likes Marinette AND "JUST A FRIEND" Agreste says QUOTE ON QUOTE "she's just a friend" (meanwhile Marinette is hidden behind listening to all of this and gets sad by the fact she's only considered a friend)

21. Adrien and Kagami shake hands and say bye and he asks her name which she then proceeds to say Kagami. She leaves and Adrien has like a really sweet smile (idk possibly fond?) but it was a smile. (Cue love square fanatics tears)

22. Like said previously Marinette is sad by "just a friend" Agreste AND THANK GOD FOR TIKKI SHE CHEERS HER UP WHAT A CUTIE UGH. We all need a Tikki in our lives. Thankfully she cheered Marinette up and the episode ends as so with a shot of Adrien and Marinette on one side with Kagami in the middle

ALRIGHTY THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS. A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND A VERY EXTREMLY WARM AND SINCERE THANKS TO ASTRUC AND HIS TEAM YET AGAIN FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF THRILLS AND EXCITEMENT AND A LITTLE BIT MORE (LOVE) SPICE 👌🏼💯😭 BEST TEAM EVER THANK YOU FOR WORKING SO HARD, IT REALLY SHOWS IN THIS SHOW HOW MUCH EFFORT THEY PUT IN AND I'M SO HAPPY THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT. THANK YOU AGAIN ASTRUC AND HIS TEAM FOR ANOTHER NIGHT OF STAYING UP LATE FOR EXCITING NEW EPISODES! Can't wait for how the rest of the season will play out!!

***ALSO: feel free to add onto anything I missed!! (It's like 2:30 am as I'm writing this so I'm sure I was bound to have missed a detail or more)***

(Side note: I'll probably continue to post these types of things for future episodes)

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for the fandom thing: either lost or x-men (new movies)?? :)

i’ll do both! thank you!

LOST

the character i least understand: nah i understand them all weirdly well. altho i find that ben is so chaotic (he’s the wildcard) that he makes some decisions that leave me (and most people) like ????. i don’t consider it bad writing either, it’s obvious that ben is severely unstable. oh and also i had a little trouble understanding jack’s motivations& decision making processes, etc, until i realised that fucker ain’t neurotypical

interactions i enjoyed the most: oh wow there’s like forty bagillion characters in this show, i could never pick… hurley with anyone, miles with anyone, dan + char (they were their best around each other), kate and claire, dan + des, charlie + des, jack + kate for the most part, sayid with anyone, ben and locke

just to name a few

the character who scares me the most: no Fear but i’ll list some characters who gave me Distressed Feelings with their behaviour: ben, roger linus, anthony cooper, keamy, jack got scary during that dynamite scene. oh and jacob, his mother and his brother all have this odd coldness in their eyes. it’s wrong

the character who is mostly like me: hurley and jack, equally (i consider hurley to be my good aspects, jack to be my less-good aspects)

hottest looks characters: charlie and desmond in very different ways. i feel it wrong to not mention any ladies so charlotte & ana lucia too

….i’m not the best at choosing between people for things

one thing i dislike about my fave character:

ben: besides being the most immoral main character? with the murders? his possessiveness. espech with juliet but it affected his relationships with alex and locke too

charlie: his jealousy. it was the worst!!

daniel: he has One Flaw and it’s a really bad one: his recklessness. boy has little to no regard for his own safety and it’s fucked up

hurley: N/A. there’s nothing wrong with his personality/morals (hurley’s issues are more because of mentall illness and circumstances)

miles: be nice to your friends you little shit, they’re gonna die :(((

one thing i like about my hated character: 

keamy: uhm, he makes ben look better by comparison? (no joke, this is why they created keamy) also i like the idea of somebody so shitty to be on that boat with my science team because the dude is a conflict opportunity. ya know, for miles to be snarky. for char to be protective/defensive. for naomi to put him in his place. for frank to be on his sci-kids sides. to make dan more of a woobie. thats what keamy is for

jacob: he’s very important to the mythology of the show

eloise: her side of the story is sympathetic and tragic too. as a writer and audience member, i respect that. i also find that she is the most interesting of the LOST Abusive Parents Squad

christian: …[petulantly] okay… he loved his son… (just really shittily)

roger: same as above >:/

a quote or scene that haunts me

jack and richard dynamite scene (it’s a Bad Feel Scoob)

charlie and the baby and the ocean. just. everything about that scene

you all… oh lord… you all every… butties

ben talking to the empty chair (i was so distressed the first time i saw it)

ethan and drugged up claire giggling together. ethan you sick fuck

“kinda hard to celebrate on the day you killed your mom” YOU ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE YO UFUCKING CUNT AAAAAHHHHHHH!!! im fine :)))

these are all very cursed scenes

a death that left me indifferent: no no no no no. oh wait ilana (i’ve had little to no feelings about ilana, but i did warm up to her a bit during my last rewatch)

a character i wish died but didn’t: eloise. 

but i reckon her living with what she’s done is her punishment, so it’s all good (the post-finale peeps are NOT gonna give her a warm welcome during the grand opening of the Faraday Institute of Science)

my ship that never sailed: kate/claire, charlie/desmond, dan/char/miles. oh like, miles with anyone cuz that dude didn’t get a love interest at all

The X-Men movieverse

the character i least understand: i can’t think of a main character so, uh, any rando who gets grossed or freaked out when they see hank, mystique or kurt

interactions i enjoyed the most: kurt & ororo, charles & hank, charles & erik, charles & logan, logan & rogue, bobby & rogue, erik & mystique

also a lot of interactions mystique has with charles or hank are like, painful or damaging. however they’re enjoyable for the character depth/flaws. plus… i love when charles and mystique get to be brother and sisterly!! awwh

the character who scares me the most: scary no. but apocalypse was pretty intense. like, super intense. (also that whole rape metaphor thing with charles)

oh wait omg i forgot stryker!! that dude is genuinely unnerving

the character who is mostly like me: CHARLES XAVIER, particular the mcavoy version (i’m young and emotional) so much. like, painfully so

in short: hopeful/idealistic, supportive, emotionally/mentally unstable, empathetic/compassionate to the point of severe pain, cries a lot, has an eye for babes and smarts. and if i could adopt all the outcasts in the world, i would

also sometimes it is so tempting to shut it all out with drugs

so basically dofp on a bad day, first class/apoc on a good day

hottest looks character: kurt wagner is breathtakingly gorgeous

one thing i dislike about my fave character: that’d be kurt

uhm, his lack of screentime so far? (dark phoenix is gonna give us more, so yay)

hey, so confession time: ya know those times when i’ve said “hey i know kurt isn’t perfect but [proceeds to gush about kurt]”? yeah, i have no idea what i’m referring to when i’ve said kurt isn’t perfect. it depends on the kurt, i guess

but movieverse kurt is legit perfect (as far as we know)

i mean, he cuts himself but i don’t consider that a character flaw

one thing i like about my hated character: only characters i hate are the villains. so uh, entertainment value

a quote or scene that haunts me:

when senator kelley turns to water (those effects are too fucking good for the year 2000, what the fuck)

the coin going thru charles head and he SCREAMS SO LONG

charles fucking everybody up in X2 is a helluva thing

the premise behind the movie logan deeply upsets me (but specifically charles remembering what he did. this movie destroyed the movieverse)

“you look beautiful now” shut your twinkie hole fucko!!!

the iconic opening of X1/first class… he just wanted his mama :(((

a death that left me indifferent: nah. nah!!! i care too much

a character i wish died but didn’t: nnn… no

my ship that never sailed: charles/hank and kurt/ororo. but again, i’ll see what they do with dark phoenix. but there’s apparently no happily ever after hahaha!!! (logan 2017 was a great movie but oh my gosh fuck logan 2017)

[historybee-keeper]

flowers // hamilza

summary: Eliza and Alex both enjoy a special morning complete with some special flowers

request: Can you write some fluffy Hamliza? -anon

warnings: pure fluff, allergies, 

modern au

word count: 1,384

a/n: my first request aaaaahhhhhhh. I hope you enjoy this anon and whoever else is reading this fabulous ficc. eh the ending is kinda is kinda sucky. 

Alex knew that this morning would be like no other for Eliza. He had planned everything out the night before, making sure that everything would turn out perfect for the woman he loved so much.

 He and Eliza had just started dating a year ago after a little squabble with Eliza’s older sister, Angelica. It was long ago, and the two sisters made amends over the matter, but there were still times when Angelica made it clear that she was not over him, trying to get him to leave Eliza for her and claiming that he “would never be satisfied” with Eliza. 

But Alexander was a loyal man, and loved Eliza more than anything in life. He made sure to stow away time just for Eliza even though he basically drowned in assignments and essays given to him by his unruly professor, Mr. Ramsey. 

He was planning of surprising his dear Eliza on the most random of days. Eliza hadn’t always been one to enjoy surprises, mostly because it was her little sister Peggy surprising her with a good scare. But this surprise was different, and it was going to be one that she would really enjoy.

Alex had never gotten Eliza flowers before in their one year of dating, and he felt bad for all the times he could have. As a result, he didn’t know which type of flower to get her. He had never noticed the exceptionally wide selection he could chose from at a Sunday market. When you went to the gardening section of the market the previous day, he just gawked at how many types of flowers there were on this planet. 

After seeing and considering almost every flower there was to choose from, which took him close to two hours, he finally opted for some Petunia Tumbelina Eliza flowers, mostly because Eliza’s name was part of the name of the flower. 

When he got to his small apartment that him and Eliza shared, he realized he had no way of hiding them without them dying, considering the fact that he didn’t know how to actually take care of a flower.

 So, after he thanked God for Youtube and watched a video of how to take care of cut flowers, he put them in a vase and filled it with water, realizing it was a lot easier than he thought, and put it behind one of the chairs in the bedroom. He made sure that Eliza wouldn't be able to see it. 

Eliza came in to the bedroom late at night after her internship as a nurse and yawned, her nose scrunching up when she noticed that something seemed different. She turned the flashlight to her phone on and found Alex lying in bed, sound asleep with the sheets only covering half of his bare torso. The white-furred cat that they had found and named Marie, was lying at the end of the bed, her head perking up at the beam of light that shone from Eliza's phone.  

Then, she felt a familiar feeling start to build, the pressure starting at the top of her nose. She felt a sneeze approaching, and her sneezes could scare someone to death. What she thought would happen, did happen, and Eliza let out a sneeze that made Marie jump up and run away from her comfortable spot on the bed. Her sneeze also woke Alex, who shifted in the sheets and opened his eyes. 

The light from Eliza’s phone made Alex shut his eyes tight until they got used to it. Once Alex was finally able to open his eyes, he saw Eliza plop her purse down on the floor and kick of her shoes lazily, giving away her sleepiness. 

He closed his eyes again to try and fall back asleep. A couple minutes later he felt the bed move as Eliza climbed in. Alex snuggled up to Eliza once she got comfortable, wrapping an arm around her and drifted off to sleep. 

When Eliza fluttered her eyes open, she didn’t see Alexnder beside her sleeping soundly. Alexander was always one to wake up last, while Eliza was the one to wake up first. She got confused for a moment, wondering where Alex was, until she smelled pancakes coming from the kitchen. That’s when her eyes widened and she jumped out of bed and raced towards the kitchen, worried that Alex was going to burn the entire complex down due to his lack of cooking skills. 

When she entered the kitchen, her hair disheveled and her face un-washed, she was surprised to see Alex making the pancakes while humming a small tune and not burning the arpartment down. 

“Woah,” Alex said as he caught sight of Eliza. Eliza relaxed when she saw no danger, slugging her shoulders and walking over to one of the bar stools.   

“I thought you were going to burn down the arpartment,” she replied as Alex slid a glass of orange juice in front of her. She took a sip of the fresh and homemade orange juice she had made from the oranges she recieved from Peggy.

“Nah, I was the one who made breakfast for the dorks downstairs when they were hungover and disfuntional.” Alex refered to his previous roomates who lived in an apartment one floor below them. They had been friends with Alex ever since high school, showing him around the school and bringing him into their group when he popped up one day in the middle of the semester. 

“Mmm, smells good,” Eliza commented. 

“Why thank you,” Alex said. He took the last pancake of the pan and put it on Eliza’s plate. He grabbed two forks and set the plates out on the bar, placing the forks beside them. Right after he set the fork down, Eliza snatched it away, digging into her food like it was the end of the world. 

“Someone’s hungry,” Alex said as he turned the stove off. He walked over to his seat and sat down, observing Eliza as she ate. Eliza ingorned Alex���s comment and cotinued eating. They both ate in comfortable silence, enjoy each others presence. 

A thought popped into Alex’s head as he ate. He dropped his fork on the plate, making it clatter, and rushed to the bedroom. He got the flowers out from behind the chair and prayed that Eliza would like them. 

He walked out of the bedroom and into the kitchen, the flowers behind his back. Eliza turned her head towards him, raising an eyebrow quizzically. Alex cleared his throat and began to speak. 

“Eliza, I feel like I haven’t appreciated you enough, and I feel bad for not doing so. I wanted to plan a day to remind you that I still love you, and I always will. You brighten my day so much, even when I get upset, and I’m blessed that you walked into my life. So, to go long with breakfast, I also got you some flowers.” Alex brought out the flowers from behind his back and awaited a response. 

Eliza was speechless, mosty because her mouth was full of pancakes, but smiled at Alex. She put a finger up, telling him to wait, and began to chew. After swallowed, she smiled again, tears almost approaching. 

But then, she felt the familiar pressure in her nose build again, and she sneezed. Alex’s smile dropped. It was rare that Eliza got colds, so when she sneezed after the appearance of flowers, he knew it could only be one thing: allergies.

If one wasn’t enough to get the message across, Eliza sneezed again. This time her smile dropped as she too realized that she was allergic to the flowers. 

“Well, uh... sorry about the flowers. I didn’t know,” Alex apologized, looking down. He felt guilty for not knowing what his girlfriend was allergic to and what she wasn’t allergic to. 

“Oh, it’s okay, I didn’t know either.” Alex looked up again with hope and saw Eliza with her sweet smile. “But it’s the thought that counts,” Eliza continued. 

Alex placed the flower on the counter and walked to Eliza, leaning up and kissing her on the forehead gently. 

“I love you,” Eliza said softly.

“I love you too,” Alex whispered, wondering what he did to deserve Eliza.   

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Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS Episode 3 Script

Because nobody else was doing it. Taken from DMC3444 on NAC.

Yusaku: Last time on Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS: Playmaker: Cyberse Wizard’s effect! Now, the Cyberse-Type Decode Talker can inflict piercing damage! Decode End! KoH: AAAAAHHHHHHH! Playmaker: You have no right to call yourself a Duelist! Shima: Playmaker has saved Link VRAINS! Shoichi: Well done, Yusaku. KoH: Playmaker! Playmaker: Knight of Hanoi! Just who are you people?! KoH: I’m afraid I can’t tell you… I’m taking you down with me! Ai: Oh no! He’s planning to take us with him! (OMNOMNOMNOM Sequence) KoH: AAAAAHHHH! Playmaker: What did you do? Ai: Protecting you, obviously. If I didn’t do that, you’d take damage, and your real body would be in big trouble. Anyway, I think you should log out ASAP. GO: I’ve found you, Playmaker! GO: Let’s have a Duel right now! Blue Angel: That was quite a spectacular performance. Prepare yourself! Playmaker: Sorry, but I’m not interested in you people. GO: Tch! He ran off! Ai: That took a toll on you, didn’t it? Yusaku: Yeah… After I take my break, I’ll thoroughly analyze your program. Ai: Sureeee~~! Akira: Playmaker teamed up with Ignis? Revolver: Playmaker… I never expected that he’d turn out to be a dark horse. Specter: Are you saying it’s not an oversight on your part, Master Revolver? But at least, SOL Technologies didn’t get their hands on Ignis. Revolver: In any case, it won’t take long for us to find out who he is. First: He hates us, the Knights of Hanoi. Second: We can narrow it down to people who have Cyberse. And Third: He will come to me eventually. He wants to fight me, after all. Specter: I’ll stand by your analysis, sir. Revolver: I’m looking forward to that. Let’s prepare for that battle, shall we? (Opening Sequence) Announcer: Anyway, just who is Playmaker? A playmaker is basically someone who leads a team’s offense in a team game, right? Demon Kakka: Then he might as well be Link VRAINS’s shadow leader. There were people who witnessed him fighting the Knights of Hanoi before, weren’t there? Terry Satou: It’s pretty cool how he never publicly reveals his identity. If it were me, I’d totally reveal myself! Naomi: Playmaker is so my type! He’s so handsome, my heart just pounds when I see him! Anne: Really? It’s just an avatar, isn’t it? He can customize his appearance however he wants! If he hasn’t revealed himself, he must be really ugly! Naomi: Why are you saying that while looking at my face?! Frog: upsy-daisy Pigeon: Yamamoto-senpai! Didn’t expect to see you here! Frog: Don’t call me with my real name! Anyway, what’s the situation? Pigeon: Link VRAINS is getting pretty crowded. Frog: I can tell that. Usually, it’s just the Duelists, but today, the media people are filling up this place as well. Pigeon: They all want a scoop on Playmaker. Every news outlet is on the lookout for him. Pigeon: That’s why the connection’s been kind of slow, and I keep getting hit by buildings! Frog: If you turn off the unnecessary chat in the setting, it’ll improve the speed a bit. Pigeon: Oh. Didn’t know that. My god, you’re right! Spectator: Playmaker has appeared! Frog: Hah! Where?! ”Playmaker”: Hey! I’m Playmaker! Pigeon: Hey, get the camera over here! Wait, Senpai. He’s over there, too! Frog: Hah? ”Playmaker”: HAHAHAHA! I am Playmaker! ”Playmaker”: No! I’m the real Playmaker here! Pigeon: I highly doubt that. I mean, your avatar’s glitching out… Pigeon: Those guys are probably all fake! Frog: Dagnabbit! It’s just a bunch of duplicate avatars! Shoichi: I’m surprised The card data that you’ve obtained are materializing into physical cards… This Data Storm thing sure is something, all right. Ai: Well, you sure are famous, aren’t you, Great Sir Playmaker? Even if you erase your logging records, there will still be photos of you floating around. So much for not standing out, eh? Yusaku: Why do you know that?! Ai: Of course I know that. I’ve been running around in the Net for a while, so I know many things. Yusaku: What is the Data Storm? Ai: Who knows? Most of my memories were devoured, and I’m just an eye now! Yusaku: Well, whatever. I never expected you to speak honestly. I’m going to analyze you right now. Ai: Hey now, are you actually going to analyze me? It’s not like you’re going to find anything. Yusaku: Well, I don’t trust you. Ai: AH! So you’re going to lay bare all of my secrets?! I’m so embarrassed right now~! Yusaku: Kusanagi-san, turn off the speaker, please. Shoichi: Gotcha. Shoichi: By the way, Yusaku, why don’t we give it a name? It can get confusing if we just keep calling it “it.” Yusaku: That’s just a waste of time. Shoichi: We can just keep it simple. If it were a dog, you would name it Pooch, or Shiro, or Betta and such, right? Yusaku: Then, let’s call it Ai. It’s an AI, after all. Shoichi: Ai, eh? Well, it’s not a bad name. I mean, it’s also an “eye,” so let’s go with that. Yusaku: Okay. Kusanagi-san. Can you give me a hand? Shoichi: Sure thing. Surfer Dude 1: All right! Let’s do this! Be sure to record our breathtaking feats! Surfer Dude 1: Whoa! Dude, this is awesome! Surfer Dude 2: I’ve never done something like this before! Security Bot: Speed Dueling is dangerous. Stop this at once. Surfer Dude 1: Like we care! As if we’d stop doing something as fun as this! Surfer Dude 2: Let’s ignore it and go full speed ahead! Yahooo! AH! Security Bot: As a punishment for ignoring our warning, we shall ban your accounts. Surfer Dudes: For real?! Bishop: This incident has caused quite a lot of chaos in Link VRAINS. Rook: Maybe we should shut it down for a while to do some maintenance? Knight: There’s already reckless people showing up, and some people were hurt as well. Akira: May I say something? Bishop: What is it, Zaizen? Akira: I don’t think that shutting down Link VRAINS is a good solution. If we shut it down, our company will suffer immeasurable loss in stocks and profits. Rook: You have a point… Akira: If the Data Storm still exists, it means that the Cyberse World is intact as well. Ignis knows where the Cyberse World is, and he is currently in the possession of a hacker called Playmaker. Knight: Do you know who Playmaker is? Akira: We’re currently investigating it. Rook: Didn’t all of this happen because of your carelessness, Security Manager? Akira: My apologies. However, Playmaker is a hacker who is taking on the Knights of Hanoi. And more importantly, he wants to fight against the Knights of Hanoi. If we shut down Link VRAINS, and Playmaker and the Knights of Hanoi move their battleground to somewhere else, our company will lose the Cyberse World forever. Rook: Then, what should we do? Akira: We’ll keep Link VRAINS up, and have it be the battlefield for Playmaker and the Knights of Hanoi! We’ll capture Playmaker in there. Rook: Can you do it? Akira: Yes, sir! Bishop: Very well, then. Zaizen, I’ll let you take charge. But I won’t tolerate any failure. Akira: I understand. Ema: If you have business with me, we could have just used the Net. Akira: It’s an important request, so I want to meet with you face-to-face. Ema: Oh, I see. So, what is your request? Akira: I want you to investigate Playmaker at once. Ema: Oh my…As in, the Playmaker people’ve been talking about? Well, he does have something SOL Technologies spent a great deal of effort to search for, so of course, you guys aren’t just going to do nothing about it. But you’re not going to ask me to Duel Playmaker? Akira: We can leave something simple like that to others. There’s many Duelists who want to fight Playmaker, after all. Ema: Haha~ That’s true. There are certainly many simple-minded Duelists like that. They all see Playmaker as a nuisance. That is so like you. You’ll use anyone and anything you can use to achieve your goals. Including me. Akira: I’m counting on you, Ema. Ema: Okay. I’m also interested in this Playmaker person, as well. I’ll contact you if I dig up something. (COMMERCIAL: DOWNLOAD DUEL LINKS) Go: God damn it! Manager: No need to be so angry. You won’t be able to win if you can’t keep a cool head. Go: You haven’t seen the news? Look! They’re all talking about Playmaker! I’m supposed to be the champion of Link VRAINS! Manager: I know. You’ve put in a lot of effort in order to reign over Link VRAINS. I know that better than anyone. Go: I’ll beat him to a fine pulp when I find him! Manager: All right, I heard you! Why don’t you cool your head and check out this Speed Duel thing? There’s no doubt that Speed Duels will be more popular in the future. And you’ll probably fight in one at some point, too. Go: Who is that? Manager: No clue. I’ve never seen him before. Akira: You’re Mr. Onizuka, I assume? Go: I am. Who are you? Akira: I am the Security Manager of SOL Technologies. Zaizen Akira. Manager: I am GO Onizuka’s manager. Akira: I know. But this is unexpected. I thought you’d be living a more luxurious life. Manager: Onizuka was never a Duelist who is motivated by money. Go: Enough small talk. What does SOL Technologies want with me? Akira: My apologies, Mr. Onizuka. You’re a Duelist who loves Link VRAINS, which is why I have a request for you. Go: Request? Akira: I want you to take down Playmaker. And bring back the AI program he captured. I’ve prepared a little present for you. Manager: A D-Board used for Speed Dueling… But I’m not sure we can accept this without knowing the circumstances… Akira: Very well. I shall tell you. Akira: The AI program Playmaker captured was originally developed by SOL Technologies. But due to various circumstances, it ended up in Playmaker’s hands. Even we don’t know the true identity of Playmaker. But the AI program he has is something that can decide the future of Link VRAINS. If Hanoi gets its hand on it, Link VRAINS could be destroyed. I want you to protect Link VRAINS, by any means possible. If you succeed, I can guarantee that SOL Technologies will become your main sponsor. Manager: That doesn’t sound like a bad deal… Right, Go? Go: I refuse! Manager: Go! Go: I don’t take orders from anyone! This conversation is over. Go home. Akira: If you say so. Then, I’ll come back later. Akira: Is that a handmade champion belt? There’s probably a lot of people who want you to be the king of Duelists. Akira: Do contact me if you ever change your mind. Take care. Manager: That man… He acts like he knows everything. He gives off this foreboding air around him… Shoichi: It’s no good. I’ve never seen this kind of program before. Ai was programmed using algorithms I have no idea about, Guess we won’t ever find out what this Data Storm thing is. Yusaku: However, I was able to analyze a portion of it. Shoichi: You’re serious?! Yusaku: It’s a program that has been fragmented into multiple pieces, but I was able to re-join some of them. Shoichi: That’s amazing. You sure are different, all right. Like, you can sense something in the network world and stuff… Yusaku: It’s a footage. Shoichi: What is this? Yusaku: It must be one of Ai’s memories. Shoichi: This dragon is… It’s the dragon you fought, isn’t it? Yusaku: Ai knew about Cracking Dragon. There’s no doubt about it. This is Ai’s memory! Shoichi: It’s like the world is being destroyed… Just where is this place? Yusaku: Who is this guy? Shoichi: What the? Revolver: I can feel your presence…Ignis! Yusaku: Kusanagi-san! Shut down the power! Shoichi: Right! Hey! Yusaku! Shoichi: What happened? Yusaku: He was passing through just now. Shoichi: “He”? Yusaku: The person in Ai’s memory! Shoichi: Did he detect us somehow? Yusaku: Most likely. Yusaku: Hey. Who was that guy? Answer me. I’ve already switched the speaker back on. If you don’t answer, I’ll rip your programming apart. As you are right now, you’ll be deleted. Ai: All right, I’ve got it. I’ll tell you. But as I’ve told you before, most of my memories have been damaged. Or rather, they were stolen by Hanoi. I have very few memories left. Yusaku: Just who was the one in the footage? Ai: Revolver. Yusaku: Who exactly is he? Ai: Well, brace yourself. He’s the leader of the Knights of Hanoi. Shoichi: The leader of Hanoi?! Ai: Pretty shocking, isn’t it?! I don’t know anything else. I don’t know where that was, or why I’m being chased. Yusaku: Revolver… Revolver: Tch…He ran away. Dr. Kogami: He probably forced a shutdown. There was nothing we could do. Revolver: What is it? What’s the status of the new program? Dr. Kogami: We’re still working on it. Give it some more time. Revolver: I don’t think they’ll be able to analyze Ignis. But still, we can’t afford to waste too much time. Dr. Kogami: I know. If we can lure Playmaker out… You’ll be able to take him down for sure. Revolver: I need to go. Dr. Kogami: Pardon me, then. Revolver: I will carry out your wish, Dad. Teacher: Well, you all probably think that computers can understand anything, but in fact, they can only understand the binary digits, such as 0 and 1. The Tower of Hanoi, invented by French mathematician Édouard Lucas, is a puzzle that involves binary digits. To solve this… Yusaku: The Knights of Hanoi… That was their leader, Revolver… He’s someone I must defeat… I know how to Speed Duel… It’s not something I’ve never experienced before… But why? First: Ai’s existence. Second: The Data Storm. Third: The Knights of Hanoi. There must be a connection between those three things. Yusaku: If I find Revolver, will I be able to find the answers to all of this? And the truth about the incident that Kusanagi-san’s brother and I were in… Shima: Hey, hey. Did you see what Playmaker did the other day? Yusaku: No. Shima: And yet, you call yourself a Duelist?! I was right there! It was super-awe-inspiring, man! Playmaker is so cool! Shima: Huh? Where’s your Duel Disk? Yusaku: I left it home. It’s watching the house. Shima: A Duel Disk that has a house-watching function? Ai: Hey, you. Roboppy: What do you need? Ai: You’re an idiot. Roboppy: “Idiot” is a forbidden word. Ai: Saying that is proof that you’re an idiot. Do you want to become smarter? It must be boring just watching the house and cleaning all the time, right? Roboppy: What do you mean by “boring”? Ai: You don’t even know what that means… Listen up! There’s a ton more things that you can do if you become smarter! You might be able to gain your freedom one day as well! Ai: If you become my servant, I’ll fix up your AI, and make you smarter. Sounds good? Roboppy: I’ll become your servant. Ai: Excellent! It’s good to have aspirations! Then, why don’t you unlock this and set me free? Roboppy: Right. Go: INTO THE VRAINS! Pigeon: I can’t find Playmaker anywhere… But I guess Playmaker only shows up if the Knights of Hanoi attack this place… Huh? AAAAHHHHHH! They’re here! Shima: I don’t want to miss Playmaker when he shows up, so I’ve been keeping an eye on Link VRAINS… AAAAH! T-This is…! It’s Hanoi! Teacher: What’s the matter? Can you explain… Shima: Hanoi! It’s a Knight of Hanoi! Right? Huh? KoH: Come on out! Playmaker!

[authoratmidnight]

VRains Translated Script EP 3

Script and Translation from DMC3444 on NAC

Ignis eats a guy...apparently

Yusaku: Last time on Yu-Gi-Oh! VRAINS: Playmaker: Cyberse Wizard’s effect! Now, the Cyberse-Type Decode Talker can inflict piercing damage! Decode End! KoH: AAAAAHHHHHHH! Playmaker: You have no right to call yourself a Duelist! Shima: Playmaker has saved Link VRAINS! Shoichi: Well done, Yusaku. KoH: Playmaker! Playmaker: Knight of Hanoi! Just who are you people?! KoH: I’m afraid I can’t tell you… I’m taking you down with me! Ai: Oh no! He’s planning to take us with him! (OMNOMNOMNOM Sequence) KoH: AAAAAHHHH! Playmaker: What did you do? Ai: Protecting you, obviously. If I didn’t do that, you’d take damage, and your real body would be in big trouble. Anyway, I think you should log out ASAP. GO: I’ve found you, Playmaker! GO: Let’s have a Duel right now! Blue Angel: That was quite a spectacular performance. Prepare yourself! Playmaker: Sorry, but I’m not interested in you people. GO: Tch! He ran off! Ai: That took a toll on you, didn’t it? Yusaku: Yeah… After I take my break, I’ll thoroughly analyze your program. Ai: Sureeee~~! Akira: Playmaker teamed up with Ignis? Revolver: Playmaker… I never expected that he’d turn out to be a dark horse. Specter: Are you saying it’s not an oversight on your part, Master Revolver? But at least, SOL Technologies didn’t get their hands on Ignis. Revolver: In any case, it won’t take long for us to find out who he is. First: He hates us, the Knights of Hanoi. Second: We can narrow it down to people who have Cyberse. And Third: He will come to me eventually. He wants to fight me, after all. Specter: I’ll stand by your analysis, sir. Revolver: I’m looking forward to that. Let’s prepare for that battle, shall we? (Opening Sequence) Announcer: Anyway, just who is Playmaker? A playmaker is basically someone who leads a team’s offense in a team game, right? Demon Kakka: Then he might as well be Link VRAINS’s shadow leader. There were people who witnessed him fighting the Knights of Hanoi before, weren’t there? Terry Satou: It’s pretty cool how he never publicly reveals his identity. If it were me, I’d totally reveal myself! Naomi: Playmaker is so my type! He’s so handsome, my heart just pounds when I see him! Anne: Really? It’s just an avatar, isn’t it? He can customize his appearance however he wants! If he hasn’t revealed himself, he must be really ugly! Naomi: Why are you saying that while looking at my face?! Frog: upsy-daisy Pigeon: Yamamoto-senpai! Didn’t expect to see you here! Frog: Don’t call me with my real name! Anyway, what’s the situation? Pigeon: Link VRAINS is getting pretty crowded. Frog: I can tell that. Usually, it’s just the Duelists, but today, the media people are filling up this place as well. Pigeon: They all want a scoop on Playmaker. Every news outlet is on the lookout for him. Pigeon: That’s why the connection’s been kind of slow, and I keep getting hit by buildings! Frog: If you turn off the unnecessary chat in the setting, it’ll improve the speed a bit. Pigeon: Oh. Didn’t know that. My god, you’re right! Spectator: Playmaker has appeared! Frog: Hah! Where?! ”Playmaker”: Hey! I’m Playmaker! Pigeon: Hey, get the camera over here! Wait, Senpai. He’s over there, too! Frog: Hah? ”Playmaker”: HAHAHAHA! I am Playmaker! ”Playmaker”: No! I’m the real Playmaker here! Pigeon: I highly doubt that. I mean, your avatar’s glitching out… Pigeon: Those guys are probably all fake! Frog: Dagnabbit! It’s just a bunch of duplicate avatars! Shoichi: I’m surprised The card data that you’ve obtained are materializing into physical cards… This Data Storm thing sure is something, all right. Ai: Well, you sure are famous, aren’t you, Great Sir Playmaker? Even if you erase your logging records, there will still be photos of you floating around. So much for not standing out, eh? Yusaku: Why do you know that?! Ai: Of course I know that. I’ve been running around in the Net for a while, so I know many things. Yusaku: What is the Data Storm? Ai: Who knows? Most of my memories were devoured, and I’m just an eye now! Yusaku: Well, whatever. I never expected you to speak honestly. I’m going to analyze you right now. Ai: Hey now, are you actually going to analyze me? It’s not like you’re going to find anything. Yusaku: Well, I don’t trust you. Ai: AH! So you’re going to lay bare all of my secrets?! I’m so embarrassed right now~! Yusaku: Kusanagi-san, turn off the speaker, please. Shoichi: Gotcha. Shoichi: By the way, Yusaku, why don’t we give it a name? It can get confusing if we just keep calling it “it.” Yusaku: That’s just a waste of time. Shoichi: We can just keep it simple. If it were a dog, you would name it Pooch, or Shiro, or Betta and such, right? Yusaku: Then, let’s call it Ai. It’s an AI, after all. Shoichi: Ai, eh? Well, it’s not a bad name. I mean, it’s also an “eye,” so let’s go with that. Yusaku: Okay. Kusanagi-san. Can you give me a hand? Shoichi: Sure thing. Surfer Dude 1: All right! Let’s do this! Be sure to record our breathtaking feats! Surfer Dude 1: Whoa! Dude, this is awesome! Surfer Dude 2: I’ve never done something like this before! Security Bot: Speed Dueling is dangerous. Stop this at once. Surfer Dude 1: Like we care! As if we’d stop doing something as fun as this! Surfer Dude 2: Let’s ignore it and go full speed ahead! Yahooo! AH! Security Bot: As a punishment for ignoring our warning, we shall ban your accounts. Surfer Dudes: For real?! Bishop: This incident has caused quite a lot of chaos  in Link VRAINS. Rook: Maybe we should shut it down for a while to do some maintenance? Knight: There’s already reckless people showing up, and some people were hurt as well. Akira: May I say something? Bishop: What is it, Zaizen? Akira: I don’t think that shutting down Link VRAINS is a good solution. If we shut it down, our company will suffer immeasurable loss in stocks and profits. Rook: You have a point… Akira: If the Data Storm still exists, it means that the Cyberse World is intact as well. Ignis knows where the Cyberse World is, and he is currently in the possession of a hacker called Playmaker. Knight: Do you know who Playmaker is? Akira: We’re currently investigating it. Rook: Didn’t all of this happen because of your carelessness, Security Manager? Akira: My apologies. However, Playmaker is a hacker who is taking on the Knights of Hanoi. And more importantly, he wants to fight against the Knights of Hanoi. If we shut down Link VRAINS, and Playmaker and the Knights of Hanoi move their battleground to somewhere else, our company will lose the Cyberse World forever. Rook: Then, what should we do? Akira: We’ll keep Link VRAINS up, and have it be the battlefield for Playmaker and the Knights of Hanoi! We’ll capture Playmaker in there. Rook: Can you do it? Akira: Yes, sir! Bishop: Very well, then. Zaizen, I’ll let you take charge. But I won’t tolerate any failure. Akira: I understand. Ema: If you have business with me, we could have just used the Net. Akira: It’s an important request, so I want to meet with you face-to-face. Ema: Oh, I see. So, what is your request? Akira: I want you to investigate Playmaker at once. Ema: Oh my…As in, the Playmaker people’ve been talking about? Well, he does have something SOL Technologies spent a great deal of effort to search for, so of course, you guys aren’t just going to do nothing about it. But you’re not going to ask me to Duel Playmaker? Akira: We can leave something simple like that to others. There’s many Duelists who want to fight Playmaker, after all. Ema: Haha~ That’s true. There are certainly many simple-minded Duelists like that. They all see Playmaker as a nuisance. That is so like you. You’ll use anyone and anything you can use to achieve your goals. Including me. Akira: I’m counting on you, Ema. Ema: Okay. I’m also interested in this Playmaker person, as well. I’ll contact you if I dig up something. (COMMERCIAL: DOWNLOAD DUEL LINKS) Go: God damn it! Manager: No need to be so angry. You won’t be able to win if you can’t keep a cool head. Go: You haven’t seen the news? Look! They’re all talking about Playmaker! I’m supposed to be the champion of Link VRAINS! Manager: I know. You’ve put in a lot of effort in order to reign over Link VRAINS. I know that better than anyone. Go: I’ll beat him to a fine pulp when I find him! Manager: All right, I heard you! Why don’t you cool your head and check out this Speed Duel thing? There’s no doubt that Speed Duels will be more popular in the future. And you’ll probably fight in one at some point, too. Go: Who is that? Manager: No clue. I’ve never seen him before. Akira: You’re Mr. Onizuka, I assume? Go: I am. Who are you? Akira: I am the Security Manager of SOL Technologies. Zaizen Akira. Manager: I am GO Onizuka’s manager. Akira: I know. But this is unexpected. I thought you’d be living a more luxurious life. Manager: Onizuka was never a Duelist who is motivated by money. Go: Enough small talk. What does SOL Technologies want with me? Akira: My apologies, Mr. Onizuka. You’re a Duelist who loves Link VRAINS, which is why I have a request for you. Go: Request? Akira: I want you to take down Playmaker. And bring back the AI program he captured. I’ve prepared a little present for you. Manager: A D-Board used for Speed Dueling… But I’m not sure we can accept this without knowing the circumstances… Akira: Very well. I shall tell you. Akira: The AI program Playmaker captured was originally developed by SOL Technologies. But due to various circumstances, it ended up in Playmaker’s hands. Even we don’t know the true identity of Playmaker. But the AI program he has is something that can decide the future of Link VRAINS. If Hanoi gets its hand on it, Link VRAINS could be destroyed. I want you to protect Link VRAINS, by any means possible. If you succeed, I can guarantee that SOL Technologies will become your main sponsor. Manager: That doesn’t sound like a bad deal… Right, Go? Go: I refuse! Manager: Go! Go: I don’t take orders from anyone! This conversation is over. Go home. Akira: If you say so. Then, I’ll come back later. Akira: Is that a handmade champion belt? There’s probably a lot of people who want you to be the king of Duelists. Akira: Do contact me if you ever change your mind. Take care. Manager: That man… He acts like he knows everything. He gives off this foreboding air around him… Shoichi: It’s no good. I’ve never seen this kind of program before. Ai was programmed using algorithms I have no idea about, Guess we won’t ever find out what this Data Storm thing is. Yusaku: However, I was able to analyze a portion of it. Shoichi: You’re serious?! Yusaku: It’s a program that has been fragmented into multiple pieces, but I was able to re-join some of them. Shoichi: That’s amazing. You sure are different, all right. Like, you can sense something in the network world and stuff… Yusaku: It’s a footage. Shoichi: What is this? Yusaku: It must be one of Ai’s memories. Shoichi: This dragon is… It’s the dragon you fought, isn’t it? Yusaku: Ai knew about Cracking Dragon. There’s no doubt about it. This is Ai’s memory! Shoichi: It’s like the world is being destroyed… Just where is this place? Yusaku: Who is this guy? Shoichi: What the? Revolver: I can feel your presence…Ignis! Yusaku: Kusanagi-san! Shut down the power! Shoichi: Right! Hey! Yusaku! Shoichi: What happened? Yusaku: He was passing through just now. Shoichi: “He”? Yusaku: The person in Ai’s memory! Shoichi: Did he detect us somehow? Yusaku: Most likely. Yusaku: Hey. Who was that guy? Answer me. I’ve already switched the speaker back on. If you don’t answer, I’ll rip your programming apart. As you are right now, you’ll be deleted. Ai: All right, I’ve got it. I’ll tell you. But as I’ve told you before, most of my memories have been damaged. Or rather, they were stolen by Hanoi. I have very few memories left. Yusaku: Just who was the one in the footage? Ai: Revolver. Yusaku: Who exactly is he? Ai: Well, brace yourself. He’s the leader of the Knights of Hanoi. Shoichi: The leader of Hanoi?! Ai: Pretty shocking, isn’t it?! I don’t know anything else. I don’t know where that was, or why I’m being chased. Yusaku: Revolver… Revolver: Tch…He ran away. Dr. Kogami: He probably forced a shutdown. There was nothing we could do. Revolver: What is it? What’s the status of the new program? Dr. Kogami: We’re still working on it. Give it some more time. Revolver: I don’t think they’ll be able to analyze Ignis. But still, we can’t afford to waste too much time. Dr. Kogami: I know. If we can lure Playmaker out… You’ll be able to take him down for sure. Revolver: I need to go. Dr. Kogami: Pardon me, then. Revolver: I will carry out your wish, Dad. Teacher: Well, you all probably think that computers can understand anything, but in fact, they can only understand the binary digits, such as 0 and 1. The Tower of Hanoi, invented by French mathematician Édouard Lucas, is a puzzle that involves binary digits. To solve this… Yusaku: The Knights of Hanoi… That was their leader, Revolver… He’s someone I must defeat… I know how to Speed Duel… It’s not something I’ve never experienced before… But why? First: Ai’s existence. Second: The Data Storm. Third: The Knights of Hanoi. There must be a connection between those three things. Yusaku: If I find Revolver, will I be able to find the answers to all of this? And the truth about the incident that Kusanagi-san’s brother and I were in… Shima: Hey, hey. Did you see what Playmaker did the other day? Yusaku: No. Shima: And yet, you call yourself a Duelist?! I was right there! It was super-awe-inspiring, man! Playmaker is so cool! Shima: Huh? Where’s your Duel Disk? Yusaku: I left it home. It’s watching the house. Shima: A Duel Disk that has a house-watching function? Ai: Hey, you. Roboppy: What do you need? Ai: You’re an idiot. Roboppy: “Idiot” is a forbidden word. Ai: Saying that is proof that you’re an idiot. Do you want to become smarter? It must be boring just watching the house and cleaning all the time, right? Roboppy: What do you mean by “boring”? Ai: You don’t even know what that means… Listen up! There’s a ton more things that you can do if you become smarter! You might be able to gain your freedom one day as well! Ai: If you become my servant, I’ll fix up your AI, and make you smarter. Sounds good? Roboppy: I’ll become your servant. Ai: Excellent! It’s good to have aspirations! Then, why don’t you unlock this and set me free? Roboppy: Right. Go: INTO THE VRAINS! Pigeon: I can’t find Playmaker anywhere… But I guess Playmaker only shows up if the Knights of Hanoi attack this place… Huh? AAAAHHHHHH! They’re here! Shima: I don’t want to miss Playmaker when he shows up, so I’ve been keeping an eye on Link VRAINS… AAAAH! T-This is…! It’s Hanoi! Teacher: What’s the matter? Can you explain… Shima: Hanoi! It’s a Knight of Hanoi! Right? Huh? KoH: Come on out! Playmaker!

[gothicfury]

for the weirdo in all of us.

preview:

Lupus smirked as he saw her move throughout the sky, he wanted to join in the fun and transformed. He started breathing heavily and then knelt, his teeny hands started cracking as the flesh of his hands broke to make way for the enormous wolf hands, hair started to envelop his body and his backbone cracked to form a bigger cage, It ripped his flesh and he became a mixture of dark skin and hair, his ears became pointy and his nose became more pronounced as he started to resemble the face of a wolf, with gray hair on the side of his head, his dark eyes became a luminance of light blue. He growled then the muscles on his body hypertrophied, he ferociously ripped the remaining skin and It showed the wolf's Monstrous Body, Strong and unassailable.  He howled at the moon then ran fast... climbing houses, jumping on the roofs, then running on the street.

Strange Family Values. Episode 2 The Poison House By Gothicfury.

                                                    Dedicated To My Grandma.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events, and incidents are the products of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental However Some characters is inspired/based on history, some events might have been drawn from a variety of sources but is mixed with fiction. The role played by the character in this narrative is entirely fictional. It contains fictionalized scenes, composite and representative characters and dialogue, and time compression. The views and opinions expressed in the story are those of the characters only and do not necessarily reflect or represent the views and opinions held by individuals on which those characters are based. Some are also FF. The insert song parts are not property of the author and are solely used just as an example. Warning: Strong Explicit Language Might be present. Violence and Gore Present.

Scene 1 *Insert spooky witch song here, for example; Seasons of the Witch – Donovan * Sullivan has unloaded several pieces of baggage from the black car,  He drove father's car, a 1935 black Buick, Most of the things were there, while we, rode in a 1960 Buick Le Sabre, It was the family car, and the whole family fits in it. It was a thing of beauty. Sullivan was pale and looked slightly dead than us, He had wild wind-swept hair and is very good-looking for someone who looks a bit grayish and white, He wore a white shirt with ruffles and a black vest as if he came from the Victorian era. I have a feeling that he is a zombie since sometimes he looks at our heads funny.

*Flash back to Sullivan wide-eyed looking at our heads funny, reaching out and wanting to grab what's inside, then we look back at him and he puts his hand back into place like nothing happened. We look at him awkwardly*. He is also very clumsy and walks funny.

But Sullivan has been good to us, he always follows and helps us when we need it, like that time when Lupus couldn't transform into a werewolf because he was stranded in a field of wolfsbane along with some very bad bullies who think of nothing better. Lupus started to itch and started feeling dizzy while the boys laughed at him. Lupus growled at them as they laughed... "Oh look it's a wolf boy! The wolf boys going to bite us hahaha!" The bully very pleased with himself laughed and looked at his friends as he pointed at Lupus.   "What's wrong wolf boy?, Not feeling too well?. Let's teach you a lesson!".  The leader of the bullies sneered, his eyes wrinkled and he stared menacingly at Lupus.  They cackled, as they started to kick and hit him. BAD idea. Very, very, very, very... bad idea indeed. They sky began to look of orange and purple. The sun was about to set. The boys continued to beat up Lupus. He wriggled of pain and most of all annoyance; he lay on the grass helpless and was pissed beyond belief as he tasted his own blood on his lips. Then Lupus howled so loud the boys said "Wtf?!, fucking weirdo!". Lupus howl rang throughout the sky, when the noise was gone they cried, "Whatever! let's kick him some more" but as soon as they said this, a tall dead like man appeared towering before them.

Sullivan bent down and looked at them one by one, slowly, with his pitch black eyes that were so deep it felt like it was going to suck their souls out. See Sullivan was very tall, to human eyes the color of his white grayish skin can be a bit daunting, He glared at them, there was no sound but they heard something scary like a gust of wind, That said “Mmmmmm.” /*insert scary gust of the wind here*/ which probably meant they are going to get eaten very soon. The boys felt fear trickle at the back of their necks, crawling its way to their spines. The first bully started to hold his friend's hands, grasping, checking if they were still there. Their hearts beat fast. Well, Sullivan did sort of look like a zombie. "z.....z...z....." the boy said, and then Sullivan muttered "boooooooh!" and at that moment opened his mouth to bite at the wind. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" They screamed. They started or at least tried to run away, one of them tumbled and fell, and tried so hard to get up, and at that instant checked to look back if It was near, all while he was crying. and IT was. When Sullivan tried to take a step, “AAAaahhhhhhh!!!!” the boy ran and screamed some more. It was lovely. I wish I was there to see it. The great part, It wasn't really Sullivan who they should be scared of. When those bullies left, Lupus was already so weak from the beating and worst; the wolfsbane was poison to his open wounds, So Sullivan had to carry him and he quipped: "You shouldn't be playing in a field of wolfsbane Master." Then left the field of wolfsbane to go home. As soon as they were far away from the wolfsbane, Lupus wounds started to heal, the blood in his lacerations started to bond and soon enough, The cuts in his face, hands, and feet started closing.  The purple bruise in his eyes, slowly vanished, until it was only his own skin. The only thing left was the dirt and the dried blood left in his lips and as they were nearing our house, Lupus eyes opened, He glowered and at that instant his pupils turned yellow and suddenly, They were pitch black angry.

*Insert scary rock song here example Powerwolf – Lupus Dei* Those boys. Did not survive the night. And it was not Sullivan's fault. It did not involve kicking and hitting. But It did involve a very gruesome dinner. A lot of growling and snarling sounds from a big rabid possessed dog. with lots of blood splattering on the windows and the walls. And screaming, lots and lots of screaming. Till there was no more. *Insert scary sonata here, for example, Moonlight Sonata – Beethoven* And a boy's feet being dragged in the forest, with trails of blood on the ground. He was not found.

Of course, I knew this because when Sullivan came home with Lupus all bloodied up and dirty, Mother was not pleased, not pleased at all. We had to look at her cauldron to see what happened, Mother was Furious. Good thing Father was asleep. Mother was about to do something to punish those boys, but they were not lucky enough to receive mother's punishment because before she can walk out. Lupus Pissed, Fumed in his Demon voice. You know that voice that sounds like a demon is possessing you. That voice; “They're Mine!.” Growled, Transformed and wrecked the door as he ran pass through it. *Insert fun spooky song here example tainted love – Marilyn Manson*

We looked at each other awkwardly for a few seconds then Mother whined “My poor baby...”, Paused and continued. “Well, since that's all sorted out, Someone needs to fix the door, I am not in the mood for that. Sullivan, fix the door please.” and moved on with her life like nothing happened. *Insert fun spooky song here continue song example tainted love – Marilyn Manson* Scene 2 Speaking of Lupus, he was wide-eyed and fascinated with the House. "Whoa! we should definitely explore this house!" he remarked, Then he started to run wildly towards Mother and Father and into the house door, declared "Dibs on the bedroom!..." Then ran inside the house. As if Anybody cared. Wait, I do. Damnit!. I always declared the attic, as my room. I like high places. I like to look down at how small and petty people are from above the high bedroom window. They looked pathetic. Father while walking inside the Manor started talking about its history. I didn't  pay much attention to what he was saying, I wanted to look around and see if there is anything worth doing in this new house of ours. I started to feel the intricate design of our new fireplace, checking if there was any secret mechanism, contraption or locking device camouflaged so that they appear to be part of the fireplace, that might lead to a secret passage, checking the bookcase if it slides and leads into another room, checking the floors if there is any trap door. The house was intriguing. I would like to know It's secret. After all, we would be living here for a while or so, depending on how well we behave. "As it turns out this was a poison house!" I heard my father say as the word poison had caught my attention. *Insert song, for example, Yann tiersen - La valse des monstres.* The walls were covered in red wallpapers with black accents that cut midway where the dark wooden wall starts, as soon as you enter it, there was a giant hall, there were black and white marbled tiles as floors and there was a huge staircase that leads to the upper rooms, The ceilings were also rich in Renaissance paintings of Gods, Angels, Demons and other worldly creatures surrounded and structured by ivory carvings.

There were also arched doors that goes to the other rooms in the first floor, we had first headed to the massive living room, this is not new to me, I am just describing so that you would know.  It was one of the perks of this family. Father was a good business man, he had consumed in his time, a generous amount of Land, gold and stocks, that we are able to live comfortably. The living room had huge arched windows with beautiful hand made carvings of animals, gargoyle, fairies, wolves and other mystical creatures, even huge ornate statues of mermaids, as well as sumptuous silk green curtains and draperies. There were elegant dark green wallpapers with black Victorian Gothic style patterns that also cuts at the bottom half and it is where the dark wooden wall starts. There was an iron wrought chandelier, That shone brightly in the middle of the room, below it, was a huge dark red carpet and three black huge opulent soft sofas facing each other, Its black was the color similar to a dark night, It also had intricate patterns and dark wood to support it. Near the fireplace was two Blood Red leather Thrones, Its wooden carvings were of course of a vampire and the other one of a Siren. It smelled of old wood, new things and of lavender flowers from the vases.  Father has once again outdone himself.  But what I was excited to see most of all, was my room and the library. It was waiting for me, but I had to sit on the sofa first and bond with the family. Scene 3 The Poison House As we sat in our new living room father started to talk about the Poison House. "I believe that this was what they called the Poison house, in the 1820s a strange housewife lived here, said housewife had a devious habit of poisoning those that surrounded her. The first person she poisoned was her first husband and their children, after that she moved on to poison her father and mother-in-Law, then her father. Afterward, she poisoned her second husband and their children. In the end, she was married to a third husband and they had three children, she tried to poison him twice but survived and as he grew suspicious he took their three children away from her. And even though she had done those Awful, terrible things, she still had suitors because she had a very enviable dowry so people kept coming in hopes that the rumors were false, only to find out, it was, unnervingly true. She was, a horrifying woman indeed."

“In her trials when asked about the incidences, she admitted to what she did; All those horrible terrible things, all while she was giggling and laughing, pleased with what she had done. The people felt fear as they saw her laugh. Some people believe that the devil himself possessed her.” “Although I doubt that. I seriously think he has better things to do.” Father quipped. We snickered. Some people say that the ghost of that strange house wife and/or her victims still roam around the house waiting for its next victim or maybe even revenge." *Thunder and lightning * “What a nice weather” Mother spoke, She was looking out of the window. "Why is it a nice weather mother?" the twins asked. "Because when it rains and there is thunder and lightning, it keeps the family together". Mother happily replied. "That, and we can hug each other!", Then mother attacked the twins in their seat and tickled them to death. As the flames of our new fireplace lit our faces, Lupus and the twins were goggle-eyed, still taken with Fathers story telling. Then the twins both said, "We should find her." Next, they started to move and crawl-walk towards the staircases. “Careful Dearies, We don’t! want to dent, the new wooden staircases.” "Yes, Mum.” The twins eerily replied in unison, all while chuckling. "Well that's very well fine but I should go and take a rest now," Grandpa said. All while muttering “Very busy in the morning, things to blow up…” as he stood up. “Father?!” Our aunt exclaimed. “What?” Grandpa innocently attested, while he looked for an accomplice and blinked at Lupus and me. For a second she was gawking at grandpa then immediately glared at him as if warning him that he shouldn't do whatever it is that he is thinking or planning of doing.

"Oh calm yourself, Philomena! I am very much capable of controlling myself." Grandpa was a world war veteran, he would always tell us of tales when he used to blow up things using his cannon, pulverized and beat the enemies all by himself while his comrades cower and watched in awe of his blazing glory. But he always had a sad look on his face every time the story ended, and then he would smile at us with melancholy and say “Ah those days are gone.” But the truth is, It is far from gone, Grandpa fills his retirement time blowing up things in the backyard, occasionally Time traveling or just general chaos, and once in a while accidentally blowing up our neighbors' houses or making huge fireworks which coincidentally Grandpa, Lupus, the twins and I thoroughly enjoy. The look of shock on their charcoal covered faces when they come out of their houses while they cough and fan away the gray smoke and fumes, as they scream of horror when they see the remains of their house had already been extinguished by the explosion. It is,  irreplaceable. "Our house! Our house is Gone!" They grab their hair like they've completely lost their minds and scream some more. Those looks are priceless. Also, that is the cue that we should hide, next we would laugh so hard that our tummies would hurt. Family bonding time is irreplaceable. Lol.  Oh please! Don't feel sorry for them, they were pesky neighbors “C’mon now Anastasia, we should get to sleep for it’s a brand new morning tomorrow.” He looked at Grandma and beamed. "Yes, Love." Grandma approved. She stopped her sewing and said… “Good night Dearies.” She beckoned to us and then we smiled. We love our Grandma, she's just so kind to us, how can you not love a fluffy old woman. Lupus and I gave her a big hug. Now you have to understand we are not like this to anyone, we only do this to our grandparents because they are the best. She always gives us the best cookies, brownies, Milk and occasionally she bakes those candies for little children that for some reason went missing on Halloween. Those candies must be Magical. My mother always says "They went to some place special". We don't actually believe her.

What probably happens is that they get eaten. Don't worry, they only eat the bullies, the bad kind; especially the fat cruel ones. I overheard them talking once, that they tasted very sweet but they only eat them on Halloween. So, No worries, Father is the only one who eats humans every day. Back when I didn't understand why, I asked my Father once, why he ate humans.  He warmly replied “To keep my skin warm child, so I could hug you and your brother tight”. Then he held our cheeks and voila! It did make him warm. Father eats everyone. Not just the cruel ones. Its family tradition you have to understand. Don’t worry we have limitations. Not too much as Aunt Philomena had said, else the town people would Hunt us down. "Where are the twins? I would like to say goodnight to them". Grandma asked Grandpa while they are ascending the stairs. "They are upstairs, we will say goodnight to them there". Grandpa held grandma's arm as they walked, A sign of love and a true gentleman. Soon as Grandma and Grandpa went to bed, Mum wanted to do something special and was about to tell us. "Well, what do you think kids?". She put both her hands on her teeny tiny waist. “It’s a great house mum…” But the doorbell rung. “Who could it be? at this hour of the night?”. Mother looked outside curious. “A meal?” father said-asked while father looked at all of us. Lupus and I snickered and laughed. Mom smiled as well. Aunt Philomena looked at us funny. She squinted her eyes and scanned us for a few seconds. We stopped laughing. “Sullivan fetch the door please”. A human rosy-cheeked from the cold, blonde hair and average looking, was completely drenched from the rain, was waiting at the door. "H-hello Mons.." She had a long pause of horror when she saw Sullivan, she blinked to get herself together, then continued, "Monsieur" unsure of what to say, "I am here for the job christening. I mean listing. Job listing" She stammered out of sheer shock.

Sullivan was confused for a few seconds, he was expressionless but was a little pained at how rude the woman is, so he moved his head from side to side  as a sign of disapproval but subsequently continued to lead the stranger to the living room. “Madame this woman  claims she is here for the job listing?” Sullivan inquired. "I don't remember a job listing, did you post a job offer, dear?". Mother asked Father. Father was busy with writing something. "I don't know? I did not.?" “How about you Philomena?” Father inquired. Aunt Philomena was Curious and questioned the stranger nicely, "What job are you here for deary?". “For a maid service Madame”, The stranger responded. “Well you know, we do need some help with the house chores.” Aunt Philomena hilariously asking for approval from everyone. “Well, we have Sullivan for that,” Mother stated. “I mean someone who actually can do chores and cook and clean.” Aunt Philomena insisted. “We don't need that we eat hu...” "HYUMUBERGERS!" Aunt Philomena swiftly responded. She was bug-eyed while quickly stopping father before he could finish his sentence. “I Mean hamburgers. We eat out a lot”. Aunt Philomena explained with relief. Lupus and I smirked, giggled and looked at each other. “Ah, I see, I'm a, very good at Cooking, cleaning washing clothes.” The stranger pleadingly tried to convince us that she was worth the money. “We don't need that we have Ma...” Mother carelessly replied, but before she can finish Aunt Philomena talked over her as well. “Majorly overpriced washing machine!.”

"Yes, we have a big one!" The girl was suddenly puzzled. Aunt Philomena seeing a chance of a normal house and less magic,  since there is an actual human around, explained why there is a need for a help. Eventually, Mother and Father agreed. "Okay since all that is done with". Mother beckoned to Sullivan, "Sullivan?, bring this poor girl in the Maids quarter and provide her a change of clothes. Please. She's very bright." meaning Mother was in horror of how white her clothes were And how pink and supple her skin was. "Yes, Madame," Sullivan answered. As soon as she was gone. Aunt Philomena asked “Please don't eat her. Please. Please! Please! don't eat her.” “Don't worry Philomena, we shan't eat the people living in this house.” Mother befuddled and irritated asked, "Why all of a sudden fancy this human Philomena?" They looked at each other and then there was a pause. Mothers eyes squint at Aunt Philomena then suddenly her eyes widened as she gasped. "Is it because you like her?" Mother excitedly and suspiciously asked. “What?!” Aunt Philomena confused then suddenly knew where this was going. “Is it because you're gay. Philomena. Are you?”. Then she held Philomena's hand and had a dramatic look on her face. “Because if you are, you can always tell your sister.” “No. Heavens No!” Aunt Philomena defended “Not that there is anything wrong with that. But No.” Aunt Philomena's brow furrowed as she was vexed. “Oh.” Mother uttered, Unsatisfied as she sneered at Aunt Philomena. "Great, we can't do anything normal now". I grumbled. I rolled my eyes and shook my head from side to side as a sign of disapproval and walked out to go to my room. “I'll be in my room.”

“Good night children”. Mother and father said. Lupus also walked to his bedroom. Father used to sleep in the morning since he cannot go out during daylight, but ever since the invention of sunblock and a little dust of Mothers magic, he was finally able to go out late afternoon when the sun is not too bright and when the clouds have covered the sky. So he hunts for a few hours at night and goes to bed with Mother after, then wakes in the late afternoon, but he got really sneaky in the previous houses and always chose cloudy areas, I imagined him in Alaska, He would probably be a King there. Now that you think about it, we might have the same kind there. Hmm. What a strange thought.

Scene 4 Morning came. The light from My lancet windows in the attic shone on my face. I forgot to close the curtains last night. My bedroom was huge. It had matte black walls and father had the book cases installed on the wall. At the top, there was an arch and ornate carvings of cherubs and demons, witches, wizards, vampires and mermaids and some ethereal creatures I don't know about. The book shelves had a wine colored background, which tons of my books and potions covered. It was in front of my bed. There were glass like scones as well as wrought iron lamps and a black chandelier to light the room at night. There was a huge white door connecting to my bathroom. A black table and a chair for writing,  a long black sofa and a glass side table with candles, a potion and an Athame. Black and white curtains with Victorian Gothic Style patterns to add some color. My bed was simple. It has a white bed sheet with black blankets, and my old pillows that had a white Betelgeuse and Edward Scissorhands pattern which I love so much, and a matte black wooden foundation to support it. There was a closet on the right and a black chest at the foot of my bed. On the left, there were two lancet windows which explains my high ceiling and in the middle of the wall, there was one huge window with black cushions and pillows. It was covered in elegant black silk curtains. It was nice. It'll probably grow on me but I still hold something dear for my old room. I miss it.

Anyways before I trail off.  The Doorbell Rang. And three very loud knocks from our Vintage Gothic Devil head Door knocker. It was loud. It was a demon holding the knocker on its mouth. By the way, our door was arched and was similar to a fairy door, or a pirates door it's made of wood and well wha' daya' know?, It's black. Well, gray-black to be exact. It was Huge and scary. Which is why it's suspicious if there are neighbors. “Great...” I muttered to my self and then opened the door of my bedroom and I bellowed “nosy neighbors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” The two nosy neighbors overheard while looking at the door scope and looked at each other funny and mumbled, "how rude?" Mother was woken from her Beauty rest. “What! What? What is happening?!” She sat up on the bed, still wearing her Eye mask, and was graveled beyond belief. Then Sullivan Opened the door. The Neighbors had their big plastic smiles on but was bewildered as soon as they saw Sullivan. Their eyes grew wide and their faces and smiles became distorted, but they tried very hard to hide the fear. Rude. “How may I help you?”. Sullivan asked. Narrator: Earlier these rotten people were spying through their telescope on the newly moved in family. Matilda: By the way, the narrator and I will try to tell this story together because it's way too long for me. Right narrator? Narrator: Yes, Miss. "Hmm. They look weird." The Rotten Human Old Housewife vented. Her name was Michelle. “Ew. They look dead.” A man named Cornell with brown hair ripped. "Ah yes we, would like to reach out our welcome to the new neighbors." They reached out to give a basket of Cinnabon's with their fake smiles plastered across their faces.

“Nyes. I can see. The masters will receive your kindly greetings. For now, accept our deepest gratitude.” Sullivan nodded his head at them as if to bid goodbye, "Sir. Madame." Then Shut the door at their faces. I laughed while spying through the lancet window. They were not pleased. They looked at each other and grumbled words out of their indignation,  as they left the house with disgust. Whatever, I'm sure they'll be back. Come afternoon I looked at the mirror beside my closet, It was in front of my table and didn't feel like wearing my pigtail hair. I change hair a lot because it was easy for us. But I had a default hair, It was like my mother, It was long black and curly on the ends and had a red ribbon on the top, I use it for formal events, but today I felt like wearing my hair down, straight and with silver white ends.  All I had to do was light a candle, pick up that blue bottle of potion that smelled like cherry blossoms by the way, put a little in my hand, put a cut out of what I want my hair or eyes to look like, like a picture from a magazine, put a little offering like a fruit or a flower then put my hands over the candle, look in the mirror and then say a prayer/a chant/ a spell as you humans say. I don't always have to do that all the time. Potions and Rituals are done only for the first spell of any spell, but once you have done the first spell, It leaves a magical imprint or DNA in your body. Imagine the words floating in light and sinking beneath your skin, then you can call to the spell anytime you want. But of course, If you did the rituals and you had potions, the spell will be more exact, It will last longer. You can also use a wand or a stick to call out a spell. Some people like my mother or any elder beings have collected enough magic in their body that it surrounds them, that spells don't need words, sometimes you just need think, wave your hands and call it in your mind, but again if you do the rituals, the powers that be would understand better. It's like talking to a friend, If you want something, you have to “tell” your friend or sometimes even act it out so that he or she would understand, and if you know each other well enough or for a long time, you need look and you guys already understand. Understand?. You can even call demons, angels, or other worldly beings for a certain spell, but that's for Elder beings. There's Dark and white magic. Usually, there's a school that teaches that. But for us, It was handed down to us, were a bit trouble you see. Deep inside I want to go to that school It be fun to make wizard friends, I always Imagine it, but I just end up meeting assholes, plus I just don't have the personality, I'm not exactly a conversation starter.

*insert song here for ex. Marilyn Manson – Nobodies.* Anyways, I like doing the spells and rituals it's more fun. Plus it makes me remember. "Atua me fefine. Whakarongo ki taku inoi. a kia rite ki runga ake na raro . huringa o kanohi . huringa o te makawe . i roto i tau i pai ai . pera kia waiho . pera kia waiho .”

Touching my eyes and brushing through my hair. And voila! New hair. I came down and everyone was having pretend brunch  in the Dining room. I saw "what was your name again?" I asked her. “Nancy, little miss. You go on and have brunch with your family, I cooked delicious food. You look different?” “I colored my hair last night.” I smiled. Then I saw everyone sitting in the dining room. Father was reading the newspaper while Mother was fidgeting with her makeup. Mother can eat Humans and can still eat Human Food but she is on a diet, as far as I know, she is still partly human. My Grandpas and Grandmas are not human at all. They used to be. They pretended to be. They had their time, and now they just want to be grandparents. They only eat normal food now. Once you stop eating humans the aging process begins, afterwards, eventually death will come, that's what Mother said. You don't have to eat them all the time. Once a year would be fine.

There would also be other alternatives, like spells. But Blood is powerful; It binds us, Fills us, and there is a certain Magic in it because it is where life lies, It is the offering that the Gods accept. Father is definitely not human anymore. He definitely doesn't drink blood once a year, But Mother did use a spell to contain him a bit, you know, to lessen the thirst. Aunt Philomena was eating what seems to be a steak and enjoyed it thoroughly. She is the most human in all of us. A little. Well not really, she just pretends to be. I haven't seen her do something crazy. I'm saying this so you will understand why Lupus and I can still eat cereal, we are still partly human. Lupus was eating cereal while Grandpa and Grandma were eating Grandmas biscuits and milk. Sullivan was the only one who seemed to like the food. We ask him to sit with us since it's boring if it is just us. There are plenty of seats on the table. I sat down, waited for compliments but it never happened. I looked at Nancy. "Why don't you sit down Nancy? Eat with us?" I smirked and everyone looked at me like I was insane, obviously, They were all waiting for her to leave. "Uh, I couldn't possibly miss." “Wow, what year is this? Besides, Why not? Sullivan is sitting with us.” Sullivan was eating a mouthful, eating what was fresh meat concealed in leafy greens. Then everyone looked at Sullivan. “Should I get Up miss?” Sullivan asked me. “No. Your family idiot!” I retorted, my eyes widened and I wanted to burst out of laughter because Sullivan's face was filled with blood like gravy then I looked at Nancy “Sit down Nancy.” Nancy looked at everyone. Waiting. Father was sitting in the master's chair of the dining table while  mother was sitting next to him, and next to Caedmon and Waldron in their baby chairs. Aunt Philomena sat right across mother. "Sit!" I beckoned. Then she sat down with this awkward look on her face. Next to Aunt Philomena.

“There you go.” I smiled deviously. “Lupus, pass me the cereal.” “Here you go.” Lupus cleverly placed some of the cereal in the spoon, bent it with his fore finger and threw it at me like a catapult. Fortunately, I managed to stop the time for a few seconds and placed it down my bowl like it fell there. Time ran again. “Thank you so much!”. I glowered at him menacingly, gritted my teeth and my eyes turned pitch black even the white was gone. He did the same thing and we did this for a few seconds. "Children!" Aunt Philomena said.  "We mustn't fight at the dinner table." Good thing Nancy wasn't looking, she was preoccupied with the food and just looking at it. I noticed she was not eating though. "Go eat Nancy." And she started eating but for some reason, she tried to eat in small portions and gave this horribly fake smile. As the food fell right across her mouth. As I was used to weird, I didn't give much fuss about it and thought she was just also... weird. “Sullivan?” asked father. "Yes, Sir?" Sullivan replied. “What was that Infernal banging earlier?” "It was. How would you say? Nosy Neighbors, Sir." Sullivan reiterated. "Ah, I see".  Father  replied while he was reading the newspaper. “They provided a basket of cookies for us Sir and I informed them you shall be receiving said gifts and expressed our deepest gratitude.” "Really?" Aunt Philomena happily inquired "where are those gifts, Sullivan." "It's in the trash bin." Mother sarcastically expressed, making fun of Aunt Philomena.

"Deidra Morgana Strange.!" Aunt Philomena huffed with her teeth together, she started to fake smile and tilted her head towards Nancy, As if to show mother that someone else was in the Dining table. "Oh hush now. Nancy doesn't care. She won't tell on us. Right, Nancy?" “Of course  Madame. I wouldn't tell a soul.” “See.” Mothers hands opened her palm and pointed to Nancy and Aunt Philomena. To prove her point. “Trust No One.” “I think that's unfair Deidra?” “Morgana, call me Morgana. Philomena how many times must I tell you Deidra is so depressing.” “Those nice people probably just wanted to share those nice cookies with us and you shut them out.” They looked at each other for a long time, and then Mother looked at father, and Father Just smiled at mother, Avoiding their conversation. "Fine. Sullivan bring them some basket of I don't know, something in the kitchen." Mother lamented. “I don't think that's enough. Sullivan if you may excuse me, was very rude to them at your command. We should do something more". "Why not hold a house warming party Madame?" Nancy suggested with her attitude changing from awkward to overjoyed. Aunt Philomena's eyes widened and she was in high spirits. “Why that's a great idea!”. Aunt Philomena definitely is in love with humans. "Fine". Mother said. "Let's prepare for a dinner for said guests". while Mother held smiled sarcastically at Aunt Philomena. "You should all eat my cookies for dessert," Grandma expressed. "Okay Grandma," said Lupus.

So we did. If there is one thing that you would do, It's to follow grandmas advice or orders. It has saved us multiple times. "It's very nice Mother." Father expressed to Grandma. “Thank you”. Grandma Smiled. Change of Scene I will now hand you to the narrator. Coz' I've got things to do, you know and places to be. I'll check back on you from time to time. Okay, go ahead Narrator. "Thanks, Miss." Meanwhile in the neighbors House. Cornell was spying at the new neighbors using his telescope. "What a bunch of awful, repugnant looking creatures.?" "Ugh. I agree they look so weird and unnatural." she was also peaking behind the window blinds. The man moved towards his chair and sat down, their house was average looking with an average sized red chair in front of the fire place, just a few steps opposite the window. "Eh. well, nothing new here Mystik Kyster. There is always something". The woman slightly agreed and said "Still, we need to keep eye on them, looks like a trouble some bunch”. Scene 4 *insert rock song intro here for ex. intro the beautiful people - Marilyn Manson* Meanwhile at the Manor. Evening time. Morgana, Philomena, Grandma, and Nancy were at the living room. Morgana was standing next to the window and looking out, Philomena was sitting down on the sofa and Grandma was sitting on the red chair occasionally looking at the fire place while knitting. "We should prepare for the party now.”  Morgana was about to wave her hand when Philomena grabbed her hand and stopped her. "Nancy," Philomena said, "best to cook something for the guest?".

Nancy's eyes widened with Joy. "With Pleasure!" Nancy fidgeted with her dress and ran off oddly in the kitchen while everyone looked at her leave the room, but before she reached the kitchen door she stopped. "But won't the food spoil ma'am? It's way too early if were to have a party tomorrow.?" "Oh, you're absolutely right!. why don't you go rest early, so you can wake up and prepare early tomorrow morning?." Nancy's eyes glistened, "Your right Madame, your absolutely right." She excitedly replied, as if she was going to drool of excitement. She hurriedly went upstairs and the family heard her close her room shut. Everyone looked at each other because of how weird that was, but also relieved that she left. "I shall be making my cookies”. Grandma stated. "That's very well mother. Thank you so much for your care." and with that Grandma went off to her bedroom. Morgana waved her hand and time seemed to stop. Morgana whispered "Binecuvântează-ne cu mâncare” *Insert spooky song here for example. Tchaikovsky – Dance of the sugarplum fairy.* Suddenly there was a commotion in the kitchen. The pots and the pans were moving on its own. The ingredients started walking to the pot and the pan and started cooking. The chicken laid on the plate and the bottle of salt and the pepper was dancing in the air to give it flavor, the butter went on top and it flew inside the oven. The flour mixed with the egg and the milk in a bowl, It then floated to pour itself into a pan to continuously cook mountains of pancakes and when it was finished blueberries and strawberries sat on the pancakes and the syrup floated and poured itself over the pancakes. Watermelon and strawberries went inside the blender, while milk and sugar joined them. It covered itself and proceeded to make shakes.  There was food flying everywhere, It was like they were having a congregation about a single purpose, which was, making a banquet. Before you know it, there were cupcakes, pancakes a chocolate fountain and sushi come morning. The decorations where the best part, the paper, scissors, and tapes were having a meeting and they discussed what the theme will be and once they were done they all started moving together to make wonderful hanging decorations they wrapped themselves in the lights on the wall and even on the table.

The candles started to walk in the candelabra in the middle of the dining table, the food also started to line up. Fireflies also started to line up on the ceiling forming tiny light like stars after they were done, Millions of spiders went to our living room to knit white sheer curtains that were finished in just a few minutes. It hung on the ceiling and the walls. The fireflies became little tiny lights,  as their light passed through the curtains.  The decorations were elegant. When everything was done the spiders left and the candles lit up. the sky turned purple and the sun started to rise. Morgana had woken up early to check if everything was in its place. "Dining room check,  juices, food, black balloons, yes everything is here. hah, I'm good!" By this time Nancy went out of her room excitedly to start making preparations but her jaw dropped when she saw the decorations in the hall. Morgana liked to play around. poor soul. She decided to pick on Nancy. "Nancy! you woke very late!. look I have everything done already?" "I'm so sorry Madame? But how..." before Nancy can finish since Morgana didn't want any interrogation, she just told her some of them was delivered. “I'm just kidding Nancy, some of them were just delivered.” "But you know what, I can use a little bit of soup and sauce can you do that please?" Nancy was again ecstatic, “Yes Madam.” Grandma was on her way down to the stairs with a smile and said: "Look I am also done with my cookies?" "Ah, Mother, May the Gods bless you. See Nancy, even mother is already done. Go now, and make haste!" Mother humorously chimed. "Yes, madame!" Nancy worriedly replied.   Morgana looked at everything and whispered "Tibi gratias ago deorum."

Matilda: Spells have different languages. After all, magic comes from everywhere. Did I mention Mother is Half Japanese. Yes, Mother has Asian descent which means Grandma is Japanese and Grandpa is definitely American. That spell wasn't Japanese but the food is. Ooh, that sushi looks good! I'll leave you to the Narrator. Coz' I am gonna eat. *insert rap song here, for example, Bling Bling – Jungle pussy* Nancy crazily stirs the pot and pours a bottle of something white excitedly at the soup. She was bug-eyed and was biting her lips feeling elated. And then she put the vial inside her pocket but out of excitement, instead of getting inside the pocket it fell on the floor. It rolled on the floor, stopping in front of two big feet And gray hands picked it up. Sullivan looked at it for a few seconds, and her eyes widened in horror, " Sullivan, walked towards her , her heart started to beat fast, then he walked past her,  then her heart was beating faster and faster, then Sullivan raised his arms and placed the vial on the shelf. She looked at him mortified. Then Sullivan said, " Best place the seasonings on the shelves so it will not fall." Then she was galvanized, the door that opened and closed made a startling sound. The twins entered the kitchen, they were running around after each other, throwing things that they can find at each other. Then she smiled of relief. “Are you all right Miss?” Caedmon asked. “of course, of course.” Nancy replied. Sullivan now had a condescending look. "Best put the soup now outside, before it gets cold." “Oh yah, yes, I will.” She transferred some of the soup in a smaller pot while looking at the vial on the shelf, waiting for Sullivan to leave, but Sullivan just looked at her, studying her, so she had no choice but to bring the soup outside.”I'm going to bring the soup out now.” Sullivan gave a cheesy smile at her, it was a very scary smile. So she smiled back incredulously. Then shaking her head to forget what she saw. Nancy emerged from the kitchen holding a pot of soup while announcing "Soup is Do...Done."

At first, Nancy was super excited to show off her soup but got astounded, when she saw all the food in the Dining room. It seemed like it doubled while she was cooking. She was still a bit skeptical that it all happened in one night. “Oh! Hey, Just in time, I'm sure the guest will love your soup." Aunt Philomena cheered. Everyone looked at each other including Matilda and Lupus who was already busy eating some of the meals. "Well, best be making some dessert Nancy?." Morgana Said. "Of course Madame."  Nancy was about to go back to leave the room when she asked. "It all happened so quickly. How about all these decorations?". Morgana's eyes widened then flickered for a few seconds, which was a sign that she was growing impatient, so she looked back at Nancy and smiled smugly. Morgana raised her hand just across from Nancy's face and started Hypnotizing her. Morgana's hand opened and closed like she was magnetizing Nancy, while she said "Dormiți și ascultați..." Philomena was out to stop her but Morgana quickly hypnotized Philomena and made her sleep "Somno." Morgana commanded. Philomena was standing and went to sleep and subsequently  Morgana averted her attention back to Nancy. "When you awake, You will not be asking any more silly questions, You will not be noticing anything extraordinary and you will go on with your day as if everything is normal, Until such a time that I release you from this spell. Do you understand Nancy?". Nancy Groggily replied "Yuu uu HHS." Everyone snickered coz' Nancy looked silly when her right eye was half closed. "Very Good.” Morgana ordered. “Both of you.” "Expergisci." Morgana ended the spell. Morgana and Philomena looked at each other and Philomena opened her mouth with disbelief and crossed both her hands over her chest to show  How enraged she was, She sneered at Morgana as she left the room while Nancy followed.

"Now. Time to deliver those invitations." Morgana was looking at Matilda and smiling. The twins joined Lupus and Matilda to eat, Matilda was gobbling up all the Sushi and Lupus was eating the meat and the twins started to devour the pancakes, but even though they ate a lot of food, all the food that they have been eating are magically reappearing. "Oh Mum this is so good, You did a good job!" Lupus said. while the twins Hauntingly said "Good job mum!" Matilda was gobbling sushi when she saw her mother smiling at her. "Oh no!" Matilda's eyes widened and was violently refusing because she knew she was about to be given a task. "No, No, No, No! Noh No Nooooooooooooooo!". Morgana continued to smile. "Sullivan!". "Yes, Madame?" Sullivan suddenly appeared. "Help Matilda deliver the invitation. Make sure she finishes all, of it.” "Why cant you just do it or Lupus, or Sullivan?" Matilda complained. "What? Noh!. I'm a werewolf I'll probably end up eating the invitation." Lupus rebuffed. Matilda was looking at everyone, Outraged. "There are far too many houses, You know how Sullivan is,  let's not forget the fact that if someone sees him they will die of fear. Better he follows you in the shadow." “Hmm” Sullivan reacted. "No offense Sullivan." Morgana reckoned. “Meh”. Sullivan shrugged his shoulder “It may end up in the wrong place. Flying and Teleporting things to places you haven't seen before, takes up a lot of time and is unreliable, those invitations might end up in the wrong place because of how vague it is. Plus you have wings you can do it faster than any of us, You can't expect me or your father to fly, well, we're your parents, you're supposed to do things for us, so do it. Now!, while the sky is purple!”

“Can't you just email everyone? Or send a text message or I don't know.” Matilda Countered. "First I don't know their emails, second it is magically possible but nobody checks their emails and it will be suspicious if I knew all our neighbor's phone numbers, next thing you know it will escalate to a goddamn witch-hunt! Now move your ass!" “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!” Matilda revolted.

Scene 5

Footsteps on the stairs, she opened the latch and saw the dark night sky she walked towards the edge and stood there. There were two gargoyles guarding the roof.

“Mother!”

“start singing...”

Morgana opened the big arched window and the wind blew in the silk curtains, the twins covered their faces from the wind. Sullivan was carrying the invitation in front of the porch while Lupus went out and stared at the window.

Morgana Blew something glittering from her hand like small orbs of light. and it started dancing in the wind as she sang.

Morgana has a siren's voice it was a gift or rather an exchange for something. But that is for another story.

“The hills are silent... sleep my loves... Lullaby and slumber tight...

Say goodnight... For no one will wake you... tonight.

Lullaby... Say goodnight... Sleep tight... Awake tomorrow... At sunrise... Lalala Lalala Lalala Lalala"

A gust of wind carrying dots of glowing glitters spread around town entering houses without permission. Passing through their nose, sticking to their eyes and invading their skin. The glitters were not seen and were not visible to human eyes. Everyone fell asleep, while they were in bed, while they were doing their daily chores while watching TV and while they were eating, some of them slammed their heads on their dishes and even slept on their food.

*insert rock song here, for example, Marilyn Manson sweet dreams*

And with that, Two pairs of black wings spread. It was majestic and dark. It did not magically appear, it appeared slowly like it was always there, hidden behind the dark ink under her skin. Hiding behind her shirt, she jumped in free fall and then spread her wings again to fly really, really high, flying in circles, until she soared above the clouds. She hovered for a few seconds and marveled at the light of the moon and the stars at the night sky. She closed her eyes and savored the moonlight as it touched her skin. Slowly she opened her eyes and she swam through the air, moved upwards the moon and then dived at the clouds below towards the houses. The wind rushing through her face, she was smiling.

Lupus smirked as he saw her move throughout the sky, he wanted to join in the fun and transformed. He started breathing heavily and then knelt, his teeny hands started cracking as the flesh of his hands broke to make way for the enormous wolf hands, hair started to envelop his body and his backbone cracked to form a bigger cage, It ripped his flesh and he became a mixture of dark skin and hair, his ears became pointy and his nose became more pronounced as he started to resemble the face of a wolf, with gray hair on the side of his head, his dark eyes became a luminance of light blue. He growled then the muscles on his body hypertrophied, he ferociously ripped the remaining skin and It showed the wolf's Monstrous Body, Strong and unassailable.  He howled at the moon then ran fast... climbing houses, jumping on the roofs, then running on the street.

Once he had his fun, The big black wolf slowly walked on the streets to check if everyone in their houses was asleep. He paused at one house for a few seconds and snarled but he heard Sullivan saying, "Hmm?" a perplexed Sullivan riding his red scooter was a little bit behind and was silently making his rounds. Lupus interest changed to making fun of Sullivan, so he tilted his head to the side like a puppy then gnarled his face and snarled at Sullivan. Sullivan muddled, uttered "Master?"... The wolf grinned and then bolted as fast as he could towards Sullivan, and Sullivan's eyes widened as Lupus was big and heavy, he thought Lupus was going to crash to his newly polished scooter, so he closed his eyes, hugged his scooter and prepared for the worst, but Lupus ran past him,  he was thrown off a bit, moving in circles and was disoriented for a few seconds because of Lupus's Impact but he opened one of his eyes to check if he was okay or the scooter, and thankfully both him and the scooter were both in one piece, so he cried “Thank goodness and hugged his scooter.” but his face contorted, as he was worried, when he realized he was supposed to guard Matilda and seemed to have lost her and now he had to find Lupus as well. “Master”?! “Master?! Don't get too far?!” He exclaimed, But it was too late since he could not find Lupus. Sullivan just rolled his eyes and continued to check if the invitations were sent and he made sure everything was appropriately placed. Pulling out a note from his shirt and checking a list. She flew past each house; "Invitations, Invitations for everyone!" she was irked while she threw the invitations carelessly, and it fell on the porches and in the yard and the garden, and her mother was exasperated for a few seconds, seeing what was happening from afar, but with a flick of a finger it magically went inside their doors. If you are wondering why she had not done this in the first place,  It's because It had to be in the exact place, like what Morgana explained earlier, they would have to have a visual, and knowledge about a certain place, before you can teleport there or teleport things there, but it also depends on the situation and she was also teaching Matilda a lesson about hard work or some shit. And with her task done Matilda flew home, while Lupus climbed at their house and howled some more, then came Sullivan who was a little bit slower, He checked everything first, silently, and went home. He also stopped at another house, he looked at the doorway for a few seconds and was puzzled, but he heard His Master call him already. “ Sullivan!”. They were still a few blocks far from each other but, they can hear each other. “Coming Sir!”

Scene 6 The Party. Earlier. Someone was looking out the window, when Matilda passed by and another one in another house picked up the envelope. People started arriving at the party, Some of them arrived for the food, some of them arrived just to snoop, some of them are simply there because they are polite, some of them were forced by their families and some of them went there for the simple reason of nit picking only to find out that they, cannot. Some were simply innocently curious about what was inside the weird looking manor. "My, what a big house." looking at the ceiling and amazed by the size of the hall, the woman said to herself. She was a normal average looking woman with brown hair. Philomena was waiting at the door and welcoming the strangers. "Thank you all for coming. Please come in." Philomena points at the directions of the living room which was just across the Dining room. Nancy was also waiting for their bags and was making an awkward bow, every time people would come in and she would give the directions to the Dining room. This woman came with a man, with ashy blonde hair and mustache with an annoying face including what appears to be seventies fashion. A brown parka, checkered polo shirt, and brown pants. He was taking off his parka when he looked at his right and was startled to see who was taking it. "Geezus!" he exclaimed, at the time he saw Sullivan. But Sullivan had zero fucks to give and just motioned for his coat, They were the weird couple that visited earlier. Philomena apologized to the couple. "Our servant Sullivan was not properly briefed and was feeling a little bit ill. “I apologize Madam”, Sullivan said to the couples, then proceeded to hang their coats. The two couple proudly accepted the apology and schooled Philomena about it. One of the families wore an ensemble of mostly pink. Almost all of them had platinum blonde hair, the Mom looked like a Sexy Avon lady, Her skin was glowing, She had two daughters, One was wearing a tight fitting dress, an adolescent with platinum blonde hair with curls at the end  and was busy texting on her smart phone and did not mind what was going on, she fake smiled for a few seconds to look at Philomena and continued with what she was doing. Her younger sister maybe aged about 5, had a bun and was wearing a light tight pink shirt and a pink tutu skirt, with light pink stockings. The father was wearing a very pale pink formal polo shirt folded up to his elbows and white pants and white Gucci shoes. They were the Drummonds. "Geesh," Matilda thought to herself, "I thought we were weird."

The children were observing the guest, They were on the interior balcony at the second floor, the twins were looking at the gap of the wooden railings on the second floor. Lupus was first leaning his hand on the railing then got bored and then sat back on a black sofa, Matilda was leaning her hands on the railings observing her new neighbors. "Will we eat them, Matilda?. Waldron asked while Caedmon giggled, "shh" Matilda sat down with them and motioned them to be quiet. "No, Silly, You'll get a big belly if you eat all of them." Matilda showed a broad dark scary smile at them and they giggled back. The next three families that came were average looking, there were hippie families, skater families, and families that looked like they just came out from a rock concert. The next family was wearing all Green, they were wearing modern clothes. Matilda began to think if there was a dress code and had a confused look on her face. This time the Mom had a long blonde hair, She was wearing a Forest Green dress with gold accents, expensive emerald earrings, and gold jewelry. The father had a long straight blonde hair, he was wearing a viridian green suit jacket, vest, a white formal polo shirt inside, dark moss pants and formal black shoes. He was very well dressed and handsome they were with a teenage boy with long blonde hair who was wearing a light green formal polo shirt, and an elder sister, an adolescent, She had straight brown hair and a sheer flowy green dress and a younger daughter aged six of five as well or maybe four she had a tiny face and a tiny body, with curly blonde hair wearing a nice light green dress with buttons. For some reason, they had pointy ears. They were the Maurelles. The next family was different as well, They mostly wore black. Matilda began to think that they will fit right in this community. Which was really weird since she had never had a thought like this before. The father had silver white hair, which reached up to his lower back, he was wearing a nice suit, his eyes was gray and haunting, he carried a cane with a gold lion at the top.  The Mother was wearing a nice black cocktail dress, the dress had pleats and ends just below her knee, she was very beautiful, she had white silver hair which was styled in a low braid bun, she had nice gold jewelry and gold rings, one of which had a lion in it as well. Maybe it was a family crest Matilda told herself, and there was a Teenage boy, with a twin sister. Maybe they were aged around sixteen. The boy had long white silver hair like his father and was also wearing a nice black suit jacket and a white shirt inside and black shorts that ends just below the knees. The girl was a bit different she had short pastel pink hair with a touch of purple she was wearing a black shirt, with some print on it, she had a leather black jacket, a choker and some washed out gray denim shorts and black army boots. The girl saw Matilda and the twins, And she smiled. They were the Leon's. Matilda wanted to smile but she awkwardly smiled since she didn't know how to properly smile, when the boy saw her sister, the boy proceeded to look as well, he half smiled and proceeded to tell her sister to follow their parents.

After wards there were just normal people who came, business men and women to be exact. Some average nice looking people, People from different race. Everyone proceeded to the living room and The dining room, Then Nancy proceeded to close the doors and mischievously smiled. "What's up with Nancy? She feels hmmm, a little evil, don't you think?” Matilda asked Lupus. "Please, were weird. C'mon this is boring as fuck." "Lupus watch your language the twins are around, plus aren't you like eight? Don't be a little b”. the twins proceeded to say "fuck" Caedmon said then Waldron "fuck" then they laughed”. "look what you did," Matilda said in disbelief. “clean your potty mouth.”! Matilda told the twins. "Please, you cuss all the time, clean your potty mouth!" Then lupus proceeded to grab something from his butt and covered Matilda's face with his hands with what seemed to be a foul smell. Matilda disgusted and tried to clean her face with her hands, got angry real fast "Oh my god! Lupus your dead!" Lupus ran on the wall and crawled at the ceiling while laughing completely pleased with himself. "Come back here Lupus!  Matilda walked on the walls and ran after Lupus, the twins began to crawl on the walls and the ceiling as well. "Neh! Neh Neh Neh! You can't catch me!" before he could finish the sentence, Matilda leaped at him and slammed on the wall. Lupus evaded her quickly and quickly bellowed "whoops! Too slow!" Though the people in the Dining room were drowned with the sound of dialogues and conversations, and was busy eating, some of them there, seem to have heard some muffled noises. "Did you hear that?” one fat man alleged, talking to Philomena. "Uh, No. Maybe just some food cooking, let me just check.” Then proceeded to carefully come out of the dining room. As soon as she got out, she looked at the ceiling and saw what was happening, her jaw dropped because Matilda was choking Lupus upside down, so she proceeded to whisper angrily "Matilda!, get down!"

She got down from the ceiling and there was an impact on the floor.   “You Guys are dead!” Philomena muttered angrily.

Scene 7 Now wee see a shrimp being engulfed by the mouth, a sushi being picked up by a chopstick, a pancake with blue berries being cut in the middle then carefully being stabbed with a fork, then it makes its way to reach its destination, slowly being chewed, and a hot steaming soup, being slurped. Hot steam was coming out of the spoon and it burned a woman's mouth, "Ow! Gadammit!" It was Michelle, people fell silent and stared at her.

She felt vexed, "Well, None of your gadamn bidness! Go on... Eat!" Then The noise of the crowd once again emanated the room, There were People Laughing, drinking wine. Then the twins went inside to grab a few of grandmas cookies, Caedmon putting it in his shirt, and Waldron ravenously eating it. Then when they got enough, they went outside once again. quickly the stars appear in the window. A warm plump hand shaking what seems to be a cold white grayish hand with slightly dark stained fingernails.

We soon zoom out to the Mayor welcoming Mr. Strange, "Mayor John Bankes, In behalf of the town I would like to welcome you."

"Thank you, Mr. Mayor"

"Don't worry I will be sure to support any town agenda." Mr. Strange uttered.

"Ah and don't forget the next town election, I'll be hoping for your support." The Mayor grins mischievously.

Mr. Strange removed the tobacco from his mouth and blew the smoke upwards across the room. "Of course Mayor. Please take this as a token of our gratitude for your presence in the Strange household".

Mr. Strange handed what seemed to be a basket of wine, cigars and a jar of cookies, handed to him by Philomena.

These are some of the finest wines, and cigars anyone can buy, and of course, My mother makes the best cookies."

"My God!, Chateau Margaux 1787, and Mayan Sicars?!. Where did you get these?"

The Mayor asked inquisitively, looking at the wine "I've been trying to get a hand of these for so long".

"Ah, I have connections Mr. Mayor." They both smirked.

"Ah, I hope we can use those connections later". the Mayor happily inquired.

"Of course Mr. Mayor, anything to help the town."

"That's good..." The Mayor replied.

The Mayor was about to continue but his Minion whispered something in his ear. "Well Mr. Strange it's been nice meeting you, but I fear I must go, I have a meeting to attend to."

"Ah, I understand Mr. Mayor." They smiled and shook hands.

Mrs. Strange went around with Philomena meeting the new families “I hope you are having a good time?” She approached the woman in wearing a green dress, and she received a warm smile.

“I am  Elga Maurelle, Nice Meeting you Missus Strange.”

“What a lovely family.” Mrs. Strange replied.

“Ah yes,   This is My husband Alfrigg Maurelle.” Alfrigg gave a warm smile as well. “Nice to meet you Mrs strange” then continued to reach out a handshake. The mother motioned to the children who were sitting and eating at the time in the tables “Come children...This is Mrs. Strange.”

“Nice meeting you Mrs Strange...” the children replied.

“This is my eldest Ella Maurelle, my son Kalen Maurelle and my youngest Nissa Maurelle.” “Lovely to meet you too, I'm sure my kids will get along well with you...” “I hope you enjoy the food.” Mrs. Strange gestured.

“The cookies are yummy...” Nissa said.

“Why thank you, My mom made them. They are special and healthy so eat as much as you can” Mrs. Strange cradled her small face in her hand. And Nissa giggled.

"We are the towns doctor, My husband and I are doctors at the Alston Hospital. If there is any medical help that you need, we well be happy to help you, Mrs. Strange."

“Thank you for the kind offer, Mrs. Maurelle. I'm afraid I cannot offer you anything in return but our hospitality,  you see, our business are mainly Wine, Realty and Mining. Nothing interesting really, so if you need any help with realty my husband would be happy to help you. As well.”

“Sorry But are you not the Owner of Infinity Jewels Inc?” The woman in the pink dress needled.

“Sorry for the interruption, My name is Myrka Drummond. It is a pleasure to meet you.” She came off a bit strong to Mrs. Strange. But Mrs. Strange grinned politely. "Ugh, your Jewels are to die for." Mrs Drummond mentioned.

“Why thank you Mrs Drummond, Just to answer your question. Yes, we are the owners of Infinity Jewels."

“Lots of people are, going crazy about it, some say it brings them Good luck.”

The Strange family also has a Jewelry Business mainly handled By Mrs Strange before, but now she doesn't pay attention to it that much because that's what you hire managers and lawyers and other minions to do. But the Jewels that they sell, is from the Mining business of the family, which is mined from Magical Lands and carved from Meteors, in other words, Enchanted. So it gives certain people. Good luck.

Now we see someone winning the lottery screaming of joy, and another person Getting accepted in a job wearing the jewelry, or wearing a beauty pageant. Etc.,

“Yes, some ores, minerals,meteorites and crystals are believed to hold certain magic or Good luck in them, we gather those gems and make them into jewelry.” Mrs Strange explained to Mrs. Drummond “But I don't think you would need it, You look beautiful on your own Mrs. Drummond.”

"Aw." Mrs Drummond replied acting coyly. "You don't need to say that." Then continued "I know." Mrs Drummond said proudly.

“Yes, your skin is beautiful Mrs. Drummond. Hard to believe you have an adult child.”

“I know right.” Mrs Drummond answered.

“Whats your secret.?” Mrs. Strange inquired. This question seemed to throw Mrs Drummond off a bit.

"uh hum" then  there was a cough "Hello. Mrs. Strange, I am Warren Drummond. I am  Myrka's Husband and Manager. I'm sure you have seen her before, she's an actress."

“Of course, I have, seen some of her films.”  Mrs. Strange replied.

"Ah!" She screamed, "Oh my goodness! You have! Now I feel so shy!" she acted demurely but laughed proudly.

"You mustn't Mrs. Drummond, In fact, My sister watches you all the time."

���Ahhh! Thank you so much for your support!” Mrs. Drummond replied.

Her Eldest daughter looked at her with disgust. “Mom, can you not!”

“Ahahah” Mrs. Drummond laughed at her daughter, while her daughter texted on the phone.

“I'm so sorry, About her, she's just a little hot headed, this is my daughter Durin and my baby girl Orla.”

“Hi! Mrs strange.” Mrs Drummond youngest greeted.

"Hello there love, maybe you can play with my children they are outside, their names are Matilda, Lupus and the baby twins are Caedmon and Waldron."

“Really? Are they nice?” Orla asked.

“Of course. And don't forget to grab a cookie while you're on your way?” "Okay," She replied.

“Oh my god those cookies are to die for.” Mrs. Drummond remarked.

"Thank you, my Mother made them." Mrs. Strange stated.

The man in black suit and white silver hair approached Mr. Strange “Mr. Strange.”

“Ah, Hello sir?” Mr Strange replied.

The man reached out for a handshake, “Yes, I am Gideon Amun Leon. I am a Lawyer. A very good Lawyer Mr Strange.” He hands his card.

"Ah, I see. Amun? Like the King of Kings." Mr Strange queried.

"Aha! You're familiar with History. It's actually King of Gods. We were lucky enough to have a Powerful family name. You're a powerful man Mr. Strange, so I'm guessing you know what they say about places of power." Mr. Leon stated.

"Yes, of course, a place of power attracts powerful people. Positive attracts positive. Your business must be good." Mr Strange affirmed.

"Ah, you believe in superstition as well. Yes. As I've said I'm a very good Lawyer. Not one lost case. Should you need any of my services, feel free to contact me." Mr Leon offered.

“Dear...” A woman touched her Mr Leon's arm, “I apologize for my husband, all he knows is business, the woman smiled at Mr. Strange and proceeded to have a handshake.

“Mr. Strange this is my wife Circe Leon and those at the back are my children, Lucian and Medea Leon.” Mr. Leon gestured to his children.

"Ah, twins... hello. We have twins as well." Mr. Strange waved at them, And they smiled back. “I want you to meet my wife...”

“Morgana...” Mr Strange beckoned to his wife, who at the time was talking to Mrs Drummond.

“Ah, My husband is calling me, Twas nice meeting you all.” and left to go to Mr. Strange.

At the Mayor's car. "Would you look at that, this is one of the most expensive things, one can buy." "Best keep an eye of people like them, George. If you can buy things like these, you can buy anything." The Mayor ordered.

"Of course Mr. Mayor." His Minion wearing a black business suit, blonde hair and sunglasses in the middle of the night replied.

"Can you hand me that jar of cookies" The Mayor grabbed some cookies from the jar. "But sir, aren't you watching your sugar intake." The Servant asked.

"Shut up, George." the Mayor sarcastically replied while he gorged on the cookies. "Oh my god this is good".

The Mayor tried to grab the whole jar from George.

George refusing to let it go. "But Sir".

"But Sir.." the Mayor antagonistically replied

In the end, as they fought for the jar of cookies, the mayor finally won. "Just give it!"

The Mayor had a sweet tooth and had a knack for luxurious things. Good for him.

Then we hear a scream. Back at the mansion, Blood gushes out of a man's mouth, lots of blood.  While a brown haired woman screams her lungs out, She screams some more. The man thinks "This noisy bitch.." and coughs blood on her. The man fell on the floor, And blood continues to ooze from his mouth and spread on the tiles. Thick red blood. She screams some more. Then she felt something in her mouth, she touched her lips with her fingertips and saw what seemed to be blood, she felt a pang of pain in her stomach and fell face flat on the floor. Thank Goodness, she was a noisy bitch. Annoying really. It was Michelle and Cornell Graves.

Matilda: “Oh my goodness, really?” Narrator: “Yes, finally, she was annoying...” Matilda: “Oh my god that blood is going to look so good on the floor.” Narrator: “So good...”

A Gasp from everyone and they all moved away from the victims. Morgana made her way to them. Angry of what had happened.

Mrs. Maurelle asked "What is happening?" she moved towards the people, and checks on them. “Poison. they've been poisoned.”

Then, most of the normal people stomach started to hurl, and some of them fainted and some of them were just confused about what to do.

Then everyone stopped Moving. The blood from Mr Cornell stopped flowing. The curtains seemed floating, the plates that were knocked off was Immobile, and the People who were about to fall was suspended in the air, It was as if time stopped. Mrs Strange made her way to Philomena and waved her hand in front of Philomena's face. She moved.

“Philomena, Call an ambulance, well unfreeze them once the ambulance makes it way here. Just so the blood would stop spilling”. Philomena Quickly made the call.

Scene 8

Sounds of Siren, while red and blue light can be seen in the background. A notepad is being opened and a man in a brown coat can be seen interviewing several people, while several people is being carried on a stretcher and is being loaded into an ambulance.

Lupus and Matilda sat on the porch while Morgana, Philomena stood at the archway, Mr. Strange was waiting for the Detective.

"Mr. and Mrs. Strange, Detective James Alexander. “ He introduced himself. “Has anything like this happened to you before.?" the detective inquired.

"No, this is the first time." replied Mr. Strange.

"Then we would have to invite you in the station for questioning...there was a vial of cyanide found in your kitchen, I believe someone administered it in your soup, since it was next to the soup pot, and we've sent it to the laboratory to have it checked."

"Nancy cooked the soup," Matilda mentioned.

"Whose Nancy?"

"She is our new maid."

"Nancy..hmmm, and you said she was new." Detective Alexander inquired.

Morgana's Eye brow raised in annoyance, "She came a few days ago. looking for a job."

"It seems very coincidental don't you think?" Morgana now looking at Philomena, sardonically. "Nice work, Philomena."

"Why did you say that? " asked the detective.

"Well, Sir I was really Eager to hire her, poor thing  was drenched in the rain," Philomena replied.

"Okay, so you just straight up hired a stranger, as your maid?” The Detective asked sarcastically. Everyone had a blank face as a reaction, so he continued “what does she look like?"

"Probably in her thirties, with plump skin, and blonde hair, green eyes. not too fat, not too thin." Mr Strange replied.

"And Where is she now?" the Detective asked, worried.

"Inside the house," Matilda replied.

Then we can see from the archway, everyone looked inside.

"Dispatch,  code five zero five, assailant might still be in the house. medium built. a woman in her thirties. blonde hair. green eyes."

The detective pulled out his gun and entered the house. He motioned and informed the two officers inside the house, which made them alert so they grabbed their guns and started looking for Nancy.

"That Whore of Beelzebub!" Morgana hissed angrily.

"Don't get stressed, my love." Mr Strange Massaging Morgana's shoulders.

Then Lupus and the twins grinned, Soon after Matilda smiled realizing what was gonna happen. They were like puppies excited for new toys. They all looked at their parents looking for approval.

"I suppose..."

"We can go hunting...." Mr.  Strange Announced.

The children gasped in excitement and Morgana smiled devilishly.

She put her arms over Mr. Strange shoulders. "Ah my love, you always know what to say." then kissed him passionately.

"Ugh what a revolting sight to see. I'm going back to sleep.” Philomena waved her hand in disbelief. "Good luck. Don't get caught."

Matilda and  Lupus eyes blackened, their teeth seemed a little bigger from grinning, they were crouching and seemed hungry.

"Ah, ah, ah, children" Mr Strange imposed.

"Remember what to do first?"

"Always check if someone is looking." the twins replied in a creepy conjunction.

"Good. We hunt at midnight." Mr Strange expression changed, He scowled and looked wicked.

Then we see the full moon and the dark clouds hovering over it.

Scene 8

Into the Woods.

Nancy escaped at the confines of the Dark Forest. It was not a good place to be, the thick fog covered the forest and there were creatures making eerie noises. When she first saw it, she thought it wood be a good hiding place for her car, but now between the dark and the screeching, scampering noises of the creatures at night, she couldn't help but say, "Oh shit... well this was a bad idea.” she looked back then she started to walk and then she heard a sound.

"Coo!" "Coo!" The sound startled her, she was beginning to get nervous, her heart beat fast, her sweat fell across her forehead to her face. The fog thickened and the cold wind trickled upon her spine. As she walked, the twigs and the crusty leaves began crunching under her feet. "Nothing to be afraid of Nancy..." she told herself. She breathed heavily, “was it getting colder?”, “were the trees becoming taller?, “was it getting darker?”,  she thought to herself. "Where is it?" she asked herself.

Her mind was beginning to play tricks with her now. She felt something following her, she felt the vibration of a sound. "Mmmmmm." It played in her head. "Its just in my head.” she nervously mumbled, she began to laugh and clutch her head. "Awoooooooooooooooooooooooo". She heard a wolf howl and then a snuffle from far away. She began to breathe heavily, Its coming towards her... So she ran, she ran as fast as she could, and the thorns and the branches seemed to enclose on her, they seemed like dark hands wanting to grab her.... she started screaming and crying under her breath, and then she tripped, she breathed heavily, she tried to get up, crawled then stopped to catch her breath under a big tree. "uh huh... uhuh ha ha hahaha" she laughed and cried at the same time. She closed her eyes for a few seconds. Then she heard leaves crunching, she felt drops of water falling on her face, but when she opened her eyes, It was too late. Small hands grabbed her hair, and it was pulling her, it was dragging her body somewhere. She tried to see who it was, but her vision was still a bit blurry from waking up. The hand pulled her hair more, she screamed out of anger more than fear, "aaahhh!" and tried to escape by scuffling her feet on the ground. “Let go of me you bitch!” she tried to break free of the hands that were holding her. But she couldn't. It just whistled happily as it dragged her body across the forest floor. Then she passed by someone, It was Sullivan. He Smiled. Then he saw Lupus, Something changed in him, he looks different, “was his teeth a little bigger?”, “was his eyes a little blacker?”, The thought shortly passed her mind. He was sitting on a tree branch, smiling like a demon at her.  She was taken in the middle of the forest. The thick forest surrounded them, there was a large circle connecting to a sedgy, gangly pathway, and there was what seemed to be a blue Volkswagen being badly hidden in leaves and branches. Then whoever was carrying her, threw her on the ground. Her face hit the floor and her lips kissed the ground, it was as if she ate dirt as it covered her mouth and face. She saw two pairs of feet. She looked up, It was Morgana and behind her was Mr. Strange. Morgana Held  Nancy's face and squeezed her cheeks.

"Where are you going, Nancy?." Morgana drilled. “Maaaam?, I was just going for a walk.” She sat up cleaned her self a bit. She wore a humorless smile and acted innocently. "Did you Poison all those people Nancy?, Did you?" Mr. Strange Picked her up by her neck, and she seemed to gasp for breath. He looked different she thought. “Do you have any idea, the situation you put us in.?” He Scowled and looked Livid, almost evil. Nancy tried to talk, she tried to hold on to Mr. Strange hands for support, "Please Sir. I've no idea what you're saying, Sir." And she bore a mirthless smile, even though she was being strangled and gasping for breath. He let her go and she fell on her butt, on the ground. She sneered and laughed at everyone, “Really this is so funny, you've no evidence. It was me?” She knew that Sullivan was not that smart, and so she lied without remorse because of this. She laughed some more, and then she felt her collar being grabbed and suddenly she was slung and sent flying into a tree. Matilda had thrown her out of irritation. She was disconcerted for a few seconds. Then her eyes widened, these people were strong, why was this? She started thinking. “What are you? You freaks!” Then Matilda and Lupus looked at each other and they laughed, Then Morgana and Mr. Strange laughed, even Sullivan, laughed, It was a strange laugh. Deep and evil. Then suddenly all of them had a low guttural laugh. "What a shame your really evil. We could have been friends. Ah, but you got us in trouble, so." Morgana enthused. “Sullivan, have they left the house?” Morgana referring to the Police. “Yes, Madam I believe so.” "Let's go Home," Morgana Told everyone.

Lupus Jumped from the tree and Sullivan grabbed Nancy's arm. She started laughing again. Then they took a step, then everyone was gone in an instant. Then they reappeared at the Strange Mansion. Morgana Had teleported everyone back home. "Woah, what the fuck is this?, who are you?, what are you, people?! Are you even people?!" Nancy screamed as she panicked, she was discombobulated, from teleporting but she tried to break free from Sullivan's clutches. “Luna di Nychta Nasconderci” Matilda Held what seemed to be a black wand pointing at the moon And a white luminance covered their house and the forest surrounding their house. It was a concealment charm. “Help! Help! Somebody Help Me!!!!!!” She screamed. "Shh...Shhh...Shhhh..." Morgana put her finger near her mouth. "No one can hear you really." “But today is your lucky day!” Morgana motioned to Sullivan and Sullivan threw Nancy on the ground. “Despite your shortcomings, be grateful, you get to be an offering to the Gods. One of the highest honor a human can ever do.” "What?!" her demeanor changed "hahaha" she laughed mocking the family. "You guys are just  a bunch of psychos! Wait till the police hear bout this! Hahaha, you probably poisoned all those people. Hahahahah" she cackled merrily. She wanted to put the blame on the family because they had no proof. For a second she forgot what just happened, and then she remembered, she was transported here in a flash, she got agitated, then suddenly she felt bizarre like she was on drugs, time seemed slow. She grabbed her head. “Enough of this.” Mr. Strange Grabbed Nancy, “Morgana!” Mr. Strange Motioned to his wife. “I was thinking Matilda should do it today. It will be her first time.” “Go on dear...” Morgana suggested. Matilda had a vexed face as if to say, "Wow this is dangerous but okay." “Ah, ah, ah, no excuses,” Morgana demanded.

Matilda knelt in front of the house. Grabbed dirt and raised it high above her head. “Gaia Accept our offering. “deffro ein ty. hamaly soa azy amin'ny fanahy” “amukele umnikelo wethu” “Make her bleed love...” Morgana motioned to Mr. Strange. *insert song here, for example, Static x - Cold* Mr. Strange brought Nancy To Matilda. Matilda covered Nancy's face, her chest, and arms with dirt. Nancy was still fazed. Then Mr. Strange started to look different, He looked malevolent, He tilted Nancy's head, covered her mouth with the palm of his hands, then she started to mumble something out of fear, but it couldn't be heard, He looked up and he already has 2 sharp white fangs but as he opened his mouth, It seemed to grow larger, sharper, It seemed like it can cut through anything. Nancy's eyes widened, she was frantic, she started squirming, but in one giant Swoop, Mr. Strange Sunk his teeth in Nancy's neck, It crunched and she was in pain, she tried to scream, but her cries were muffled, tears start to arise from her eyes, Mr. Strange drank some more, She was convulsing, blood fell from her neck to her clothes, as this happened you can see the blood Entering Mr. Strange, throughout the veins of his face, he opened his eyes, and it was pitch black, even the white was gone, the blood traveled to his neck,  to his hands that were holding nan's neck, and once he felt refreshed,  he licked his lips and his face was covered with blood. The Blood in Nancy's neck was gushing, The family felt hungry, They hissed as the smell of blood emanated the air, their fangs appeared. Mr. Strange thrust Nancy on the floor, forcing her to kneel, she felt weak and dazed. She felt a sudden pang in her neck, “ahhh”,  she grumbled as she touched her neck and her chest, It was then she found out she was covered with blood, her blood. She was flabbergasted, tears start to arise from her eyes, So she screamed a scream so loud, it made the birds and the bats fly away from the trees, but it seemed no matter how loud she screamed and screamed and screamed some more, nobody heard. Just the animals and her. She realized this because she was evil, so instead of just being petrified, she scowled as a deep seething anger came over her, but it wasn't enough to conjure up the energy to escape.

Matilda thrust Nancy's head to bow down to the ground and Nancy held on to the ground for support, her blood began to sprinkle the earth, Her thoughts were hazy now as she lost so much blood, she wanted to fight back but she couldn't, her arms were flailing, She was going to save her energy she thought. She was going to run the fuck out of here she thought, and kill this asshole family. Then the ground began to quake, slowly the ground opened and there was a gaping glowing hole. It was emitting a yellow light as it opened, then it became red and finally when it was as big as a pond, whatever was underneath, was emitting blue light. It released what seemed to be blue light and orbs enveloping the house. Then a yawn from a Monster Like Voice. Nancy hearing this voice was almost out of it, but when she saw the house move, adrenaline began to rush over her and was now aware of what was happening, “You... You.. are not people!” "No. We're not my dear..." Morgana shot back. “Who woke me?” The house spoke through his mouth which was the door. Creating movement around the house some of the stones and bricks fell, creating cracks. “We are your new owners, how did the people in the house, die?” *Inside * Meanwhile, Grandma and Grandpas bed was sliding from left to right while they slept. The windows started to flicker, It seemed to be its eyes. Then it answered. A Low guttural sound came out. “That Woman, Nancy, she put Poison in the soup.” The House now looking at Nancy. “How come we, and the other people didn't get poisoned?” Lupus asked. “Grandmas Cookies are enchanted, whoever devoured it, or chose to eat it was saved.” “Oh!” everyone said in unison. “Is there anything more?” The house asked.

"No" Morgana replied, "Go back to sleep, big House, but stay awake, in case we need you." Nancy laughed, angry and raving "Hahaha, Yes, It was me, those people were pathetic! They needed to di..." Before she could finish her sentence. Morgana punctured through her chest like a knife slicing butter and gutted her heart out, blood spilled from her open chest, Morgana devoured the heart, She closed her eyes and drank the blood from the heart. Blood spurted out of the heart as she bit through it, It splattered on her clothes, and was flowing profusely on her arms, slowly, It covered Morgana's mouth and cheeks. Once her thirst was quenched, she felt euphoria overcame her, It made her look to the moon, She opened her eyes and It was pitch black, she bore her fangs and licked the blood on her lips, as the blood travelled to her face, her neck and her body, she became filled with the blood and her skin became softer, she looked younger, more radiant, refreshed. She tilted her head, and gave the heart to Matilda. Matilda elated, grinned. “Accept this Gaia as thanks for answering our calls.” Matilda dropped the heart in the gaping hole of blue light, It was Gaia. The blue light seemed to pulse like a heart. Blue light seemed to spread through the ground like lightning. Matilda bit through Nancy's wrist and her eyes blackened, the blood spread throughout her body and her hair became longer, her skin softer and her lips was blood red. There were lines of blue that lit up in her body, like tattoos that lit up, in her forehead and her cheeks had dots and lines, as well as her arms and legs, the twins bit through Nancys legs, and Caedmons Skin, pulsed white and blue light that looked like scales on his fore head, cheeks and arms and legs, same with Waldron, But Waldrons light was red. They bit through her legs and Drank her blood. Then Lupus eyes, darkened with hunger, and he transformed into a black wolf. "All yours," Matilda said to her brother, Lupus  ravenously ravaged her innards, and Sullivan ate her brains. We can hear a wolf and zombies subdued eating sounds. Once they were done, Lupus howled. "Accept her body to close this spell." Then Matilda threw the body into the gaping hole. “Gaia Chiudiamo l'incantesimo” The blue light pulsed and emitted orbs. The trees seemed alive as the orbs infiltrate their bodies, the flowers seemed to wake up from sleep, the grass seemed to be greener, but shortly after the wind became stronger, the hole as it closes, released a strong wind that tried to suck everyone inside of it.

Matilda was near the hole so she almost fell, she clawed on the dirt on the ground so she will not fall. She pulled out her wings but she only used it to fight the wind, it was impossible to fly, the whirlpool of wind was too strong.

Lupus was in wolf form and was able to run and claw on the dirt and grab on a tree. Like a monkey.

Mr. Strange was a little bit futher away, but he could move through the speed of sound, so he was able to grab the twins and moved quickly to a far off tree, the twins were also quick and can fly but they were no match for the strength of Gaia. Then he told Caedmon and Waldron to grab hold of the tree, like little insects, the babies did. Mr. Strange trusted Morganas capabilities so he didn't come to their aid but came for Sullivan, He grabbed him quickly to where the twins were.

Morgana's hair grew longer, and moved as if it had its own life, It grabbed hold of Matilda, and some of her other hair grabbed hold of the trees for support, then quicklyshe teleported, to where her family was. They were now all safe.

They looked as the Hole closed. There was a strong wind that wanted to engulf everything, then there was nothing, just silence. The trees didn't seem to be alive anymore and the flowers seemed to go back to sleep.

Lupus walked off and said, "Well next time, lets probably get CCTV." Morning came. Detective Alexander visited The Strange Household. "Mr and Mrs Strange..." The detective's eyes widened, he was a bit shocked, the family looked stranger in the Morning. But he continued, "Uhm we found some file about your maid, thanks to the picture Ms. Philomena provided, and some CCTV we found around town, we saw a file that matched your maid, She was Nancy Doss, She is a serial killer, who was known for poisoning families that she served, and she giggled all while she was poisoning the family according to some survivors, and witness. Really weird. You guys were lucky enough to survive" The family smiled at him, they were on the porch outside.

“I think you weren't able to eat the batch, that she made, unfortunately, we couldn't find her, we suspect she skipped town, but we found some of what we believe are her belongings and a van hidden in the forest. But rest assured, Mr. and Mrs. Strange we will try our best to find her.” “How about the victims?” Philomena asked the detective. "Unfortunately, two ate too much that they died, Michelle and Cornell Graves died." "Most, fortunately survived and was given an antidote. Best if you keep to yourselves for now. Even though it's not your fault, some people might blame you." “Well try to send. Something to the victims.” "Hopefully not food" The detective joked, trying to clear the air. “Goodness, No.” Morgana said. "Well send them some flowers. And an apology note." Philomena said, "I'll take care of Everything." "Thank you, Mr Detective..." Mr. Stranged expressed his thanks through a handshake. “Well, I best be going, Thank you for your time and cooperation...” Before the detective can go, Grandma offered him some cookie. “Do you want some cookie?” "It's not poisoned right?" The detective laughed. Everyone looked at him seriously. “I'll just take some of this.” The detective mused, And left. "Well, what did we learn about today?" Matilda was standing next to the railings of the porch, Lupus and the twins were sitting, Philomena, Mr. and Mrs. strange was standing in the porch Hallway, and Grandma and Grandpa sat in their rocking chairs.

"Never to trust Anyone," Matilda replied. “Did you hear that twins?” Mr. Strange carried them. "They replied, "Yes, Poppa." “Ah I thought, Maybe it would've been more fun if she was possessed.”  Lupus cackled. “We can't have too much fun, Love.” Morgana snickered and told Lupus. “Also don't forget  to Thank your Grandma for saving the day, because of her Yummy cookies.” Mr. Strange reminded. "Oh yah, You saved the day Grandma." Matilda enthused. “Thanks Grandma. We love you.” Everyone hugged and Thanked Grandma. “Quickly, lets go inside.” Then everyone Followed Mr. Strange. Lupus noticed Matilda. “What is it?” Matilda was looking at something. *Insert suspense song like for example Pusicfier – the remedy* It was the Detective. He saw something on the ground. Its was red. He looked up. Looked back at the house. And smiled at Matilda he waved. Matilda miffed, snubbed him and continued to walk inside. The Detective grabbed  something from the ground. He put it inside a small ziplock bag. It was dried red blood sitting on the dirt. We see matilda look back again. As the detective walks away. She was supicious of him. Then She slammed their large door shut. We see the devils knocker. As we zoom out of the house and we see the vast forrest surround it and over the Horizon, you can see the Ocean. *insert ending song for example Aurora – Running with the wolves.*

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Omg, Coonie it was your Birthday? If you told me before I forgot it, so sorry. Please have the warmest hugs I can give and the happiest vibes possible. Here some beautiful moonflowers and delicious muffins too. Aaaah, Coonie, it was your Birthday! I hope it was super nice and that you spend it with the good side of your family. I hope you got everything that you wished for and if not that you may recieve it in the future. Have all my best wishes. *hugs you so tight and lovingly as I can*-Peridot

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PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!! ❤❤

*HUGS AND STAYS FOREVER HUGGED TO YOUR HEAD*

OMG PERIDOT!!!!!!! SUNSHINE WAFFLE, PRECIOUS MUFFIN, ADORABLE CUPCAKE MADE OF SWEETNESS AND RADIANT KINDNESS, IT U!!!!!!

*AGGRESSIVELY SNUGGLES*

BUDDY, IT!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I DID NOTICE YOU HADN’T BEEN ONLINE AND I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD SEEN THE OTHER ASKS I’VE ANSWERED TO YOU BUT IT’S OKAY MUFFIN, NO NEED TO BE ONLINE ALL THE TIME, I HOPE EVERYTHING’S ALRIGHT WITH YOU ASLKDJDLKGJALDKJGADJL

Peridot, buddy, thank you so much!!!!! Omg, thank you,my heart is so full right now aaaahhh ;A;

Do’t worry about missing my birthday, dear Peridot!!! The thing is that I didn’t tell anyone, so I can’t be upset at anyone for something they didn’t know they didn’t know. Truth be told, I only wrote 1 tag at the bottom of a tag rant only a few hours from my midnight before my birthday, which is sleep time for most of the world, so of course people wouldn’t see it. Indeed, if it wasn’t for Yuu’s ask, everyone else who said something wouldn’t have known o remembered!! And that’s only because Yuu was around the previous year already, and drew something or me, so that kinda stuff you don’t forget. 

So really, I can’t blame anyone. I said literally nothing about it, I’ve been quiet about it since my last birthday, hahaha

((let me put a nice keep reading right here))

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeridoooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!

Thank you so, so, SO much for this BEAUTIFUL, most wonderfulask, dear friend. Thank you, thank you wholeheartedly for all the good words, kind wishes, and the overall beauty of this message, aaah. You know how you always leave me not knowing what to say? Once more, I’m sitting here speechless because I don’t know how to tell you enough how grateful I am and how happy you’ve made me :’)

Thank you so much for the warm hugs and the happiest vibes!!! I receive them and I very dearly treasure and appreciate them. Thank you for taking the effort to send to me such beautiful thoughts and vibes. I’m sure they’ll be doing their job and give me a splendid day, and even if they don’t, you ask as itself has already done so. You’ve made me smile so much and have made me so happy with this, dear Peridot, I don’t know how to describe it enough :3

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thank you so so so much for the  moonflowers and the delicious muffins!!!!

YAS. PRINCE RACCOON CHARMING SURROUNDED OF THE  MOST BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS AND EATING ALL THE YUMMY TREATS IS LIKE HEAVEN LKAJSDLKDJGLKADJGDALKG AFLKADJ

Aaaaahhhhhhh, seriously, thank you so much!!! :’3

And yeah, it was a nice day!! There was nothing grand or particularly special, but I had a good day. The better side of my family all live in other states and the nearest is an hour and half away, the rest are over 4 hours away (and the states are relatively close...the cons of a huge sized country!), so I’ve never spent a birthday with them, hahaha. But that’s okay. As good as they are, I don’t finish blending in, you know? So like, they don’t have the same sort of fun that I do, except for a couple cousins but they live like 7 or 8 hours away. 

But that’s okay! I really LOVE and prefer spending time with my friends. This year it wasn’t possible, but mostly because, surprisingly, it was the first year my family decided to stop work and hang out with me :3 The core of my family, I mean, mom and dad and my brother.

I guess a lot of it is because papa hasn’t had formal job for over a year or two now. So on his formal profession, he’s always away and home on the weekends if we’re lucky, so that’s a lot to blame on why I hadn’t spend birthdays with them before in like the past 8 or 9 or so years. But now that he’s in an informal job, he can drop it any time he wants. So it was a matter of waiting for mommy to be out, him to catch up, and me to make it to a middle point (I went to my course schoo,too). My brother sadly can’t drop it as easily as my parents, but that’s okay, he caught up afterwards.

So it was a good day :3 We didn’t go anywhere particular or do anything special, but it was nice haanging with them and walking through the city. I chomped down a big bowl of my favorite food at one of my favorite places and my favorite Icee flavor I don’t find as easily, and some other very yummy treats!! I felt like an ancient roman eating and eating non stop to celebrate kalsjdkladgjadlkgjadlkgajd

So yeah, it was a great day!!! 

Thank you for your good wishes, dear Peridot. Thank you for hoping that I got what I wished for, or to receive it in the future. I honestly can’t think of anything special to wish for. I’d like some extra cash right now to pay my mommy for the course I’m taking, but that’s really not important. I’ve got my family alive and healthy, so am I, I’ve got a house and blankets, and food in the fridge. I’m so blessed and more privileged than most, I can’t think of anything besides material things, which really are just an extra and bonus of life.

Thank you wholeheartedly for suc pure and sincere and beautiful wishes, dear friend. Thank you, immensely, I can’t describe how much. 

Thank you. Thank you for taking the time to drop by and write such heartfelt and wonderful ask, my dear friend. Again, no worries about being late. It literally wasn’t on you. You could have been months late, I’d still have been hyped

Thank you for writing those  beautiful things, and thank you immensely for the most beautiful wishes and the kind words. 

I’m so grateful to be your friend, PEridot. I’m so grateful you took the time to write to me. Thank you so much. Your message means a lotto me, more than I can say, just because it’s you and you’re a very dear friend to me. 

So really, thank you. You’ve brightened my day fully

As to the day, my birthday is on the 11th, so Friday it was! :) 

I’m a bit worried for you, though. I hope everything’s been okay. Were you busy and that’s why you hadn’t been online since wednesday? Perhaps it’s the job teaching that you told me about in an earlier ask? I hope that it was anything except something bad, dear Peridot. And if it was something bad what kep you away, then I sincerely hope and wish for it to have eased and gotten better now, and if that’s out of reach, I at least do wholeheartedly wish for you to at least feel better. I hope you’ve taken the time you may have needed to recover and rest, my dear friend.

May the stars give you twice as you’ve given me, buddy. I hope you’re alright. And if you’re not, I send you my warmiest, happiest, and most healing raccoonie magical vibes to help you recover soon. And even if you’re alright, I still send them, just to give you a bonus of joy!!

Thank you again, my dear friend. I hope that you had a FANTASTIC weekend, and may your new week start off phenomenally. I wuv ya!! (ɔˆ⌣(ˆ⌣ˆc) ❤