Okay I know I mentioned it in my list of favourite SFTH moments, but the thirsty vampires sketch deserves its own post, so fuck it.
I’m going to start with the obvious: Sam. What the fuck, Sam? Honestly I don’t even know where to start because he opens with ~oh yeah~ and he just keeps going and I. Honestly who gave him the right. He’s so. I just. He’s. I’ve lost my words. How dare he. (This can be applied to any number of things he did in this one. Because what the fuck.) He starts out as a typical captive but then it gets sexual in Sam’s trademark way (and none of us are surprised but we’re all here for it) and then there’s the sapphic love triangle and have you ever had a woman and then he’s a vampire slayer in disguise???? I just. Sam. Sam.
And then there’s Luke. Who’s there being a genius with her name is Sephora and who plays off of his tension with Sam so beautifully (like he always does but that doesn’t make it less impressive) with his own oh yeah and his finger under Sam’s chin and just. Yeah. (I love how they’re so comfortable with each other as actors; it genuinely makes the entire group.) And then there’s the stagecraft slap to AJ which I’m obviously totally normal about.
And AJ. Bobby. Ybbob. [Autocorrect thought I just tried to type ‘umbilical’. Just thought I’d share that.] He’s so pathetic, with I’m taking off my shirt; ooh, so sexy and I’ll be in the master bedroom if you want to have sex with me. He’s like a little wet sack and I love him for it. He’s trying so hard to make his lover happy and he’s failing so miserably and I just want to give him a pat on the head.
Tom wasn’t really in this one (although I’m sure he would’ve been amazing), but shoutout to him for coming up with ‘Ybbob’ and saving AJ.
Honestly the fact that this scene is still in my head even though it’s been like a month (I think?) since it came out really says something. Well fucking done to SFTH, because oh my god. I adore everything they do, but this sketch has to be one of my favourites.
Anyway I just wanted to scream about this. If anyone wanted to read this, there you go. If not, fair enough.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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”i know what you are” PLEASE enlighten me because i can’t figure it out myself
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Hello creature
I can't sleep so I drew Uzi
I think I did gud 😃
Also,unrelatedbitdoesanyoneknowshowtosleepfastlikereallyfastIneedsleep
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Travis's gleeful "MOTHERFUCKING MATT MERCER" while Ashley debates over if Fearne should. deactivate her spark and functionally. explode (and probably pass out from exhaustion), potentially hitting Orym in the process.
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I need to see some tits or I'm gonna fucking die.
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charles fans: are we remembering to breathe?
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Up late, chaining myself to a chair like a werewolf on the full moon to keep myself away from my phone so I don't annoy my followers by simping over my girlfriend again.
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