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crimson25 · 7 years ago

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Secrets

A peter and Kraglin story

by Pamcake21

Summary: After weeks of being caught in the middle of a prank war, Yondu is sick and tired of Kraglin and peter being at each other’s throats. And when one of them breaks one of Yondu’s favorite figurines, it pushes him over the edge. So he decides to send them on a mission to find something (or just to get them off the ship for a while). While on the planet they come face to face with an alien who isn’t as mean as they think but still as deadly.

Note: I noticed that there’s like no peter and Kraglin story so I thought it was about time that I made one. I hope you all enjoy it.

The past few weeks have been a nightmare for Yondu. He hasn’t been able to find any jobs to bust and the crew is getting restless. They haven’t been able to steel much of anything for weeks. The ships running low on supplies and everyone wants to voice their opinion on it, but all that was fine. Yondu’s been through worse. The one thing that’s really testing his patience is Kraglin and peter. They’ve been fighting and bickering for the past month and a half, and what’s worse is that they’ve started pranking each other.

It all started when Peter put florics in kraglin’s bed.

(florics: A small alien that laches on to a person and suck out their insides, like a leech.)

Kraglin spent the next two days in the med lab while the doc cut the florics off his body. That caused Kraglin to throw all of peters clothes in the slop pit. The slop pit is where everyone throws out their garbage and leftover food. Peters clothes smelled like shit for a whole week. Nobody wanted to be around him.

This caused peter to duct tape Kraglin to his bed while he slept. Luckily Kragglin was a heavy sleeper. He was stuck there for the day. When he was finally freed he went looking for Peter. He had had enough.

Long story short, they got into a fight and accidently broke one of Yondu’s figurines. It was a very important one. A woman who Yondu was very much in love with gave it to him before they parted ways. It was a blue glass turtle with two heads. It was the only thing he had left to remember her by (that’s another story for a later time.)

“Alright, who broke it?” Yondu said in a low angry voice. Peter and kraglin just kept their heads down, not meeting his gaze.

“Look I’m going to ask one more time, who broke it?” his voice increased in volume.

Kraglin looked up and took a deep breath.

“Cap, I can’t lie to you and I know you want the truth and I’m the most truthful guy on this ship. So I’m just going to say it. Quill broke your figurine.” Kraglin said pointing at quill.

“WHAT!” Peter yelled “I did not.” Peter said standing up. Yondu looked at peter.

“Is this true.” Yondu asked peter in an angry voice.

“No It was Kraglin” And that was true, it was Kraglin who threw something at Peter and missed, hitting the turtle.

“Don’t listen to him cap. I saw him dancing around, listening to his stupid music, when he bumped into your stuff.” Kraglin said feeling satisfied with his lie.

“No I didn’t.” Peter shouted

“Yes you did” Kraglin snapped back.

“NO I DIDN’T”

“YES YOU DID”

“NO I DIDN’T”

“YES YOU DID”

“ALRIGHT THAT’S ENOUGH.” Yondu shouted. “I have had with your constant fighting. Quill, I’m really disappointed in you.”

“But I didn’t- “

“I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT! Now both of you report to the mess hall. I’ve got a mission for you two.” Yondu said irritated.

They both groaned and walked out the door, both feeling like crap.

……..

Peter and Kraglin sat in the mess hall. Hating each other. Yondu walked in carrying a holo-picture. Half-nut followed behind carrying two blasters, two shovels, and two radios’. Yondu set the holo-picture on the table and turned it on. Its projected a hologram of a weird looking tree.

“What’s that?” Kraglin asked.

“Doc says that this tree’s roots have healing powers. The sap inside of them can cure any sickness or injury. He said that if we even get a root that’s about 3 inches, we won’t have to get medical supplies for three months. Three months. That’s worth fifteen hundred units. Now I don’t want to be that guy, but we need to be saving units. Now you two are going to go on this planet to look for and you’re not coming back till you get it. Here, Half-nut will give you your supplies.”

Half-nut handed the stuff to them. Kraglin looked at it and then back at Yondu.

“This is it? This is all we’re getting” Kraglin asked

“That’s all you need” Yondu said irritated. “two shovels to dig it up, two blasters if you run into trouble, and two radios’ for when you find it or if you get into some trouble you can’t handle. I’ll even give you the holo-picture. Now get going.”

They both grabbed their things and headed to the bay. When they were out of the room Half-nut spoke.

“Cap, I don’t remember doc talkin about that tree.”

“That’s cause it don’t exist.”

“What?”

“It don’t exist. I put them on this mission so I could get some peace and quiet from those idiots. Maybe if there smart they’ll relies that that tree isn’t real. I drew that while they were waiting.” Yondu said walking away.

“Ha that’s funny cap” Half-nut said as he followed him out of the mess hall.

………

Kraglin and Peter walked through the wooded area, not saying a word. Peter was still really pissed at kraglin for blaming peter on what happened. They had been walking for about three hours. Kraglin looked around, then turned on the holo-picture, then back at the forest.

“I don’t see this tree anywhere. Do you?”

“No, they all look the same.” Peter said looking around. “Let me see the picture again.”

“No, we have to keep going.”

“No? Why?”

“You’ll just break it.”

“No I won’t let me see it” Peter tried to take it from him.

“Quill stop no.” They started to wrestle for the small device. They were both pulling on it when suddenly Kraglin tripped and the small device landed on a rock and broke. Small shards of glass were scattered all around it.

“Damn it Quill look what you did.” Kraglin said as he got up.

“what I did, you’re the one who through it.”

They continued to argue. While they argued, neither of them saw the light green vine slowly creeping towards them. It inched its way to Kraglin’s left leg and slowly wrapped its self around his ankle. Kraglin didn’t notice because his boots were mid café length.

“You know what Quill. I’m tired of your bullshi- AHHH” In one quick motion the vine pulled Kraglin to the ground and started dragging him. For such a small vine, it was strong and fast.

“KRAGLIN!” Peter shouted as he ran after him.

“QUILL HELP ME!” Kraglin shouted. Fear in his eyes. Not knowing what was going to happen, trying to grab anything he could get his hands on to try and get away. He finally caught a root that had grown up from the ground. “QUILL!”

“I’M COMING KRAGLIN!” Peter grabbed Kraglin’s wrists and started to pull. Kraglin tried to scrape the vine off with his other boot but it wasn’t working. As Peter was pulling with all his might he remembered something. He had a blaster. He let go of one of his hands. This made so much harder to hold the other one. But he had just enough strength to do it.

“KRAGLIN DON’T MOVE” Peter whipped out his blaster and shot at the vine. It was a direct hit. Both of them went tumbling backwards, panting as if they just ran ten miles. The vine retreated back to where it came from.

They both looked at each other, letting out relived laughter.

“Woohoo, we did it. Yay. Are you ok?” Peter asked still panting.

“Yeah I’m fine. What the hell was that?” Kraglin asked looking at the remaining piece of vine still on his leg.

“I don’t know but I don’t- “

CRACK SNAP CRACK.

They both looked around. The sound of breaking tree limbs filled the air. They quickly started to panic. Then out of nowhere a vine, much larger than the one before, swooped in, wrapped its self around Kraglin’s waist, and pulled him through the air towards the direction it came from.

“AAAAAAAHHHHHH QUILL HELP” He shouted trying to break free but with no success.

“I’M COMING KRAGLIN DON’T WORRY AAHH!” Peter screamed. He had tripped over another root. This time falling and hitting his head on a rock. He was knocked out cold.

“NOOOOOO” Kraglin shouted, unable to help him. Being pulled to his doom.

……….

Peter woke up, he felt dazed and confused. His head was pounding. He slowly got up and looked around. He suddenly remembered why he was there.

“Oh shit, Kraglin.” He said out loud, he looked around for his radio. It was time to call for help. He looked down. “Damn it.” It was on the ground, smashed.

“I must have landed on it when I fell.” Peter said to himself He started running in the direction the vine had pulled Kraglin.

“KRAGLIN!” Peter shouted. No sound. This wasn’t looking good. “KRAGLIN!” He shouted again. Still no answer. This wasn’t looking good. He kept running. He was freaking out. If he couldn’t find Kraglin, one of two things would happen, and both of them were horrible. One, Peter would be stuck on that planet, or two. Yondu would find him and he would have to tell him what happened. Both very bad outcomes. Peter’s mind raced with all the horrible possibility’s when he just shouted

“DAMN IT KRAGLIN WHERE ARE YOU!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAH”

Peter heard a small scream, almost in audible but you could just make it out.

“KRAGLIN?!” Peter yelled again.

“AAAAAAAAAAH” This time it was a little louder and Peter was for sure that it was him and he ran towards his screams.

Peter was a little bit relieved. Kraglin was still alive, but for how long? As he ran he could hear Kraglin’s screams the more he ran. Getting louder and louder.

“Come on kraglin where are you?” Peter asked himself.

“AAAAAHAAAAAAA.” Another scream. Peter ran as fast as he could, trying to get to Kraglin before he was killed. “MERCY!” Kraglin screamed. His voice sounding desperate. “AAHAAHAAHAA!” Peter stopped.

“Wait, is Kraglin……… crying?” Peter thought. Peter started running again finally making it to a small clearing in the woods. He could hear Kraglin clear as day, but something was wrong. Kraglin wasn’t screaming or crying. He was laughing, and when peter finally got into view of what was happening his jaw dropped. He couldn’t believe his eyes.

There in the middle of the clearing was Kraglin, hoisted up in the air by the very vine that had taken him. Kraglin wasn’t being hurt, he was being……… tickled.

The vines were all inter woven on his body. A few vines had wrapped around his upper arms to pull them away for his sides so the other ones could attack his armpits. Poking and swirling in the hollows. Other vines had slipped down his shirt. Tickling his sides, ribs, and belly button. The vines attacking his belly button were ruthless. Poking the sensitive skin. Making his laughter go up an octave. Two light green vines massaged his hips, making him buck forward. The las few vines were going after his feet. The vines had taken his boots off and thrown them on the ground to get better access to his soft, sweaty, and very sensitive feet. It didn’t help that most of the ravagers clothes were old, so most of their socks had holes in them. Kraglin’s socks held no protection for him. The vines were tickling the center and balls of his feet. Other vines had woven through his toes. The vines had fuss on them, so even moving back and forth made it unbearable.

Kraglin wiggled all around trying to get out, tear of mirth streaming down his face. He couldn’t take it. As peter watched, his wide open jaw started turn into a smile. Soon he found himself giggling. Kraglin heard Peters laughter and looked down

“Peter hehehehehehelp.” Kraglin cried with laughter. Peter’s smile grew even wider.

“Why? Looks like you’re having fun up there.”

“Plehehehehease I can’t tahahahahake it.”

“I don’t know, what’s in it for me?” Peter said laughing. He wasn’t laughing at how weak this made Kraglin look. (well maybe a little.) He was laughing at how silly this situation was. All of a sudden the vines stopped. Kraglins body went limp. Giggles still pouring out of his mouth from the after tickles. He could still feel the vines tickling his sensitive skin. He stayed up in the air, panting while the vines moved away from kraglin, towards Peter.

Peter started to panic.

“Kraglin they’re coming after me, what do I do?” Peter said worried.

“I don’t know. The blasters don’t seem to have any effect on the bigger ones” Kraglin said trying to break free.

The vines made their way to Peter and started wrapping themselves around his body. Peter braced himself for the tickle torture, but for some reason it never came. He looked down and his eyes widened. The vines had started glowing. They were beautiful. They were glowing a bright purplish green

“Whoa this is so cool.” Peter said with amazement. One vine in particular wrapped its self around Peters wrist and a flower bloomed. “Kraglin, look. This is so cool.” Peter said looking up at Kraglin, who was still struggling to get out of the vines that held him in the air. When peter looked at Kraglin he noticed something. He too had a vine wrapped around his wrist with a flower on it, but his was dead. Peter thought for a moment.

“Kraglin. What color did the vines glow for you?”

“What?” Kraglin asked. Not fully getting the point of the question.

“What color did the vines glow when they first wrapped around you?”

“I don’t know. Dark red, black.” Peter kept thinking as the vines unwrapped themselves from him and back to kraglin. “Peter if you know what to do, you better tell me now. The-there coming back to mehehehehe.” Kraglin laughed as they continued their tickle assault on his body.

Peter thought. Then the answer came to his mind. He sighed in disbelief at what it was.

“Oh my god.” He said sounding annoyed. “Kraglin I know how you can get out.”

“HOHOHOHOHOW.”

Oh my god this is so gay.” He said to himself. “You have to think happy thoughts.”

“WHAT!”

“Yeah I think these things feed off of our energy. That’s why they let me go. They think I’m happy. They must think your sad or something. You have to think happy thought for them to let you go.”

“I CAHAHAHAHAN’T.”

“Come on. Remember the first time Yondu threatened to eat me and you thought it was funny when I started to cry. Or when you, Half-nut and tulk are at bars, partying. Or when you and me hang out?”

Kraglins mind raced. All he could really think about was the tickle attack he was receiving, but then his mind went elsewhere. He started to think about all the fun times he had with his friends, having fun in bars and Scoring hot sex robots. Then he thought about Yondu and all the cool missions they did together. Next he thought about Peter and how much fun they had goofing around and dancing to Peters music. Just being silly. Then he thought about his sister and how he would always do this to her if she was feeling sad. All these memories flooded back to him and for once he felt happy, and just like that the vines stopped. They unwrapped themselves from his body and slowly put him on the ground.

Kraglin laid there panting and getting the last bit of giggles out of his system. Peter ran over to him.

“You ok?” He asked.

“Yeah. I’m fine.” Kraglin said getting up.

As he got up Peter looked at him and started laughing.

“What?” Kraglin asked. Peter pointed.

“Did you piss your pants?” Peter laughed. Kraglins right pant leg was drenched. His face blushed with a light blue color on his cheeks feeling embarrassed.

“Well what do you expect. That dumb plant was tickling me for over an hour.”

“Well we better find a river for you to soak in, cause if the others see you like this, they’ll never let you live it down.” Peter was right. Before they left Kraglin tore off the vine that was wrapped around his wrist. When it fell to the ground it wiggled its way underneath the dirt. After that, they left. When they found a small river they both jumped in to cool off and for Kraglin to get cleaned off.

As they laid there in the sun Kraglin looked at peter and spoke.

“Hey Quill. You won’t tell anyone else about what happened to me will you?” Peter started to laugh. “It’s not that funny.” Kraglin said.

“Yes it is. The great and mighty Kraglin Obfonteri, a man who fought and killed five Skrulls with his bare hands at the age of fourteen. (For those of you who don’t know, a Skrull is an alien slave owner.) A feared ravager, was taken down by a tickling plant.” As peter finished his sentence he started to laugh again. Kraglin thought about it for a moment and let out a chuckle.

“Ok, it is a little funny.” Kraglin thought again and a mischievous smile came to his face. “Not as funny as this.” And with that Kraglin leaped onto Peter and started to tickle his sides. Sending him into a laughing fit.

“Okokokokok I won’t tell anyone. Stohohohohohop.” Peter laughed. Kraglin stopped.

“Look Peter how about this. What if I tell cap the truth about who really broke his thing and you keep this to yourself, It’ll be our secret. Deal?” Kraglin spit in his hand and held it out.

“Deal.” Peter did the same and they both shook hands.

When they finally got picked up Yondu was waiting for them at the opening of the ship.

“I hope you two are done fighting?” Yondu said. Not even mentioning the root that they were supposed to get, which was pointless cause Kraglin and Peter kind of knew it was a lie anyway.

“Yes.” They both said at the same time.

Yondu couldn’t really be mad at them for very long. They were like sons to him, and in a lot of ways, Kraglin and peter were like brothers. They were like one weird happy family.

When peter finally got back to his room, he took the bucket that was laying on his floor and put the dirt from the planet in it. He then touched the dirt with the vine that was still wrapped around his wrist. When it felt the dirt it unwrapped and went into it. He was going to grow his own tickle plant. Now no one would come into his room to bother him.

The end

Notes: I hope you guys liked it. I had a lot of fun writing it. I’m sorry it’s so long but I wanted to get all my ideas in this one story. Tell me how you liked it and constructive criticism is always welcome

P.S. always excepting requests. :)

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