🚨🚨🚨NIGHTMARE KART IS FINALLY AVAILABLE ON STEAM🚨🚨🚨
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Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him
Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.
It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.
So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.
Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.
Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).
Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?
All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.
Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.
One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.
They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.
Memes For The Vibes:
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(no thoughts just thinking of beefy virgin yuuji who don’t know how to use his insanely big dick….)
hed be incoherently blabbering while you stroke his cock, yuuji never had anyone touch down there so you know for a fact hes cumming on the spot for the first time. his cum is thick too and in crazy large amounts due to how much accumulated from him barely ever touching himself.
his hands would tug his own hair from how good it felt as drool dribbled down his chin. did he ascend? is he in heaven right now? why does he feel like hes about to pass out? why has he been so late to such pleasure in his life and why the hell are you so good at this?
questions would clog his brain making his feel senses feel all the more muddy. “h–holy, god, please…!”
“god isnt touching you yuuji, say my name.” you growled, palming his tip.
“[name], [name], [name]…!” yuuji cried out your name like a prayer. his chest heaved making his chest seem even bigger than before.
even with both your hands massaging his cock, there was still more. the only word describe how you felt was glee. sheer unadulterated glee. youd enjoy taking this man apart.
experimentally, you licked a bead of precum forming on his tip.
“wa–wait, [name]!”
then your lips pursed on his tip, swirling your tongue.
“its dirty! d–don’t–“ his pleas fell on empty ears, you leaned down taking it into the whole expanse of your mouth till it hit the back of your throat. not only was his shaft long, but wide. the girth made your jaw ache.
it was out of character for yuuji to be silent this long. you peered up through your eyelashes and he was passed out. tears tracking and drool glistening his face.
maybe that was too much for his first time…
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When it comes to women people seem to have no problem pointing out the way living under misogyny really permanently fucks with a person — until one day you identify as a man, in which case you’re not actually affected by misogyny, you just want to feel oppressed! And if people are treating you like a woman still, that must be your fault because trans men can pass with no problems and all get male privilege. In fact, you’re the oppressor now! Because I believe trans men should be treated just like cis men, I am totally not being transphobic. /s
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Just to be clear, celebrating being aroallo isn’t celebrating being allosexual. It’s celebrating being aromantic and not asexual, something so commonly paired together. I tell people that I’m aroallo instead of just aromantic because people assume I’m aroace. Celebrating being aroallo is recognizing the difference between romantic & sexual attraction.
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Things cc!Pac had ideas for on QSMP but either didn't or wasn't able to act on:
When Fit returned he was going to have a corruption arc where the armor he found took over him and slowly made him forget people like Mike, Richas, and Fit.
Pacovo was going to be cannon anyways. He was going to be exploring with Richas or by himself and find an egg temple. The building was going to collapse and he would become Pacovo. He would have to complete tasks to eventually get back into his original body.
He was going to ask Fit to marry him on the last day but didn't cause he was an egg.
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*soupir
Juste .... J'ai commencé doctor who et ......
:')
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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