#AAAAAA THATS SO !!!/!(//7::5/£:5/7:5:

[louferrignojrofficial]

911ABC PINNED LOU'S COMMENTTTTT

THE WAY MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST RN

[heartfullofleeches]

so i read ur doll reader thing i love it sooo fucking much!!! like💞💞 aaaaaa💞!! i immediately got an idea/concept thing i wnna share:

so, like, initially, i thought doll reader was like a lifesize scale of what you would be in real life; so like if u snthn like 5"7 (me), or 6"4, or even 4"11-5"3 in real life, that's how big doll reader would be to scale yk?? does this make sense

so my thought w the above paragraph is like,, can you imagine someone stealing doll reader (regardless of how big/small they are) from the store or the yandere's home? like a giant ass heist for an exquisite doll that most would DREAM of having. imagine a robber seeing how expensive doll reader looks, and then just takes you (it? its technically you) w/out rlly thinking much.

can you also imagine if the robber also became a yandere for doll reader?? like maybe your looks were too good to give up, too gorgeous to sell for a very pretty penny. the robber buys the tools needed to keep you (it?) in mint condition, buying a giant (depending on your size ig) glass case in order to maintain a pristine appearance. strives for a higher paying job to afford the tools. (remember; you're (it's?) something literally few can afford! any price is worth it!) learns sewing in case moths ever somehow eat your clothes, in case stitches ever came loose or frayed, whatever the reason may be.

thats the end of the concept~ ; what're your thoughts? 😀

(It's cute! Reader is really just a doll -for now- and is in fact human sized)

"Okay, Y/n. I'm leaving now. Be good till I get back, okay?"

The shop owner kisses their doll's forehead, straightening out their coat as they prepare to head out. They really didn't want to leave you alone in the toy store all by your lonesome, but carrying around a proportionately accurate doll wouldn't be the best decision and draws more unwanted eyes to you. They normally tried not to go out for lunch, but didn't have time to get anything packed this morning.

"Take care, darling." The shop owner strokes your cheek before they finally take their leave. They lock every door and close every curtain, yet hesitation still plagues them. A rumble from their stomach finally drags them from the front door. Feedback clicks from a radio as they walk down the empty streets.

"Target has left the building. If we hurry, we should be able to get done before they return and avoid any interaction."

"Got it."

Two masked individuals round to the back of the toy store; both taking swings at the heavy duty lock with blunt objects until it finally pops from frame. They rush inside, staying low to the ground as they head to the front floor. The cash register and priceless toys lay about the stores display, but it's all ignored for the single doll sitting behind the counter. One of the robber's holds up a picture to make sure its the correct one; eagering a light smack to their arm from their companion.

"Hey, you see any other life sized dummies in here? Go grab it."

The former massages their sore arm, sneaking behind the counter to retrieve what they came to steal. They pause for a moment to look at it. They could see why the owner loved it so. In the weeks the group had been scouting the place, they nearver parted from it. It really was a beautiful doll and so lifelike too. The seed of guilt grew in their stomach. Their friends were in deep waters and needed the money offered by their employer, but this sorta felt like actual kidnapping. They thought this would be a painless transaction since the money from this doll alone would be enough to cover the debts.

"Hurry up, Kris!"

Kris snaps out it and grabs the doll, throwing it over their shoulder. Their radio chimes as they wall from behind the counter.

"Get outside, they're coming back!"

The duo run outside just as a van pulls into the alley way. They hop in the back, Kris losing balance from their panic. The doll falls over in their lap as they lay on the floor. They look at it, slamming the door shut before pulling it to their chest. As the car speeds off - they swear they can hear a scream.

-

"Fucking pick up!"

Kris stares into the doll's eyes from across a coffee table. One of their friends paces back and forth, shouting into their phone while the other snacks on chips beside them. The doll blanky stares back. They blush.

"God fucking damn it!"

Kris jumps as a cellular device is hurled into the couch cushion beside them. Their friend crashes down onto it with a defeated sigh,

"The buyer is not answering. Probably sleep or some shit by now, but the deal was supposed to happen tonight. What are we going to do with that thing in my house over night."

"Me neither." A voice chimes.

"I can take them!" Kris blurts out. The other two give them an offhanded glance. The first just blows out another breath of hot air.

"Fine whatever, take it. Use the van so nobody seems you hauling it around and we'll figure things out tomorrow. "

-

Kris loads the doll into the passenger seat and heads home. They take off their jacket and fit of over the doll to further avoid suspicion. They noticed the doll's head was slightly off centered - likely from the tumble during the escape. They carefully push it back into place.

"Sorry about that... What am I saying- Hm?"

As they turn its head, the see letters tucked under its shirt collar. "Y/n? That's your name? I think I remember that shop owner mentioning something like that.... Let's get you inside."

Kris knows they shouldn't be talking to a doll, but the habit sticks fast. They scoop you up once more and take you up to their house.

-

The first few hours are spent just examining you. The details are insane. Even small things like birthmarks and blemishes were included. It just added to the wonder of your build. You had full range of mobility with jointed fingers on top of that. Your eyes closed, hair as soft as cotton, and your clothes were fancier than any they'd seen outside of a fairytale or movie.

"You really are beautiful...."

Kris can't imagine a human prettier than you. They wonder what your voice would be like if you had one; what you personality would you have. They wondered if you could've became friends.

"There's got to be something wrong with me..."

They turn off their lights and head to bed; watching you in their computer chair from the street lights that seep beneath their blinds.

-

Relief is one way to describe how Kris feelings the next morning, even with the gravity of the news they receive.

"Mother fucker's dead."

"What?"

"The buyer. His house caught fire the other night and he was trapped inside. Probably didn't have much longer to live either way.

"Oh...."

"Sorry about getting you caught in this mess. We'll figure out what we do with the doll. Maybe some other rich asshole wants it."

"O-okay. Let me know." Kris hangs up; remorse and excitement heavy on their conscious. The former washes away as they look over at you, still resting in the chair. You were slumped back, eyes had closed from the position. It looked like you were sleeping as well. How cute.

Kris sits you up straight. Your clothes looked more scuffed than they remembered. There was even a tear on your sleeve. They were thankful no harm came to your body or they'd really be in trouble. Sewing was a lesser evil, and they had some pointers from past experiences with relatives. Nothing the internet couldn't improve.

-

Taking care of you becomes a fun hobby for Kris. After learning to properly sew, they notice your hair becoming tangled. They buy a special brush for it, and comb it every night before bed. They also become more open about speaking with you. Telling you all about their day and scolding you when they put you in a place they forgot, alongside the occasional compliment.

Their friends blew up their phone the following week and even showed up to their house; receiving no response from any of these attempts. They eventually stopped. Kris saw reports of the missing doll and the reward its original owner offered, but they were simply ignored. As many had said, you were priceless afterall.

Returning home from a long day of work, Kris picks you up from the couch and carries you to the bedroom. They lay you down on your side of the bed and crawl beside you; not even bothering you take off their work clothes or shoes as they snuggle up against you. They've been sharing the bed with you since the second night they brought you home. The chair is bad for your posture.

"Ah, I had a long day today, Y/n, but I'm glad to be home with you." They cry into the pillows. They grab your hand and place it over their head, looking at you with lidded eyes. "So please hold me and make me feel better, okay?"

[jovialjuggernaut-draws]

Literally ran to ur blog as soon as I could pick my brain back off the theater floor to post comprehensibly what r ur thoughts I am so AAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAA

oh my god no thoughts im screaming

holy shit

1) eddie was SO horny. the whole time. he kept up a boner in every fucking scene. that man was the horniest hes ever been. i think he came in his pants when he got cuffed. AND THEN STARED BRUCE IN THE EYE AFTER sticky pants and theres his fucking Beloved watching him hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2) the arkham breakdown.......... he fully believed bruce would fall in love with him then and there........... this really was the same eddie as batman forever he had the same exact pair of glasses and he was just as convinced one conversation would drop that man to one knee ring in hand

hed practiced that speech so many times but never saw past his heart eyes BRUCE you could have done something there!!! YES hes unhinged but now hes unhinged AND has your voice replaying eternally in his head digging at him hhhhhhhhhh god i love bruce making these men worse

3) Batmobile.... Sexy.

4) Bat boots...... Sexy.

5) Selina owns no good wigs and thats so funny. shes wearing the 5 dollarest wigs she could find

6) bruce punching gordo. bruce and gordo besties. this was a buddy cop comedy.

7) bruces shirtless scene being his fucking conspiracy board scene.................... if eddie had seen THAT fucking CHRIST heda been all over him like jam on bread i tell u hwat

tangentially bruce and eddie the same man. stalkers. creeps. standing there silently. watching waiting etc. love when theyre similar makes me fuzzy inside

the fact that bruce just instantly guesses the right thing to find the next clue so many times he and eddie think EXACTLY the same way theyre on SUCH a wavelength!!! the same fucking wavelength!!!!

anyway my brains fucking scattered and i need time to process and im so fucking hhhhhhhhhhgghh

i gotta write i gotta draw i gotta cosplay eddie in his lil arkham outfit w his shitty collar i need to learn to sing ave maria i love that man with my whole heart and soul i cant believe i wasnt kicked out of the theater i got so many compliments on my eddie jacket

[channoticedmeuwu]

— tag game ¿!

tagged by: @bluejaem, @wonciel and @shotarology thanks guys :(( <33

1. Why did you choose your url?

bc chan had noticed me and i was like 👁💧👄💧👁

2. Any side blogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them?

nope but i plan on making another one when some other idol notices me so it becomes ____noticedmeuwu uknow djcnksc

3. How long have you been on Tumblr?

august 2020 <3

4. Do you have a queue tag?

queue: twirling with the fireflies and my friends whom now i call memories ✨🌃

5. Why did you start your blog in the first place?

i think bc i wanted to follow an author and give support and ended up being one vnjkdnk

6. Why did you choose your icon / pfp?

first of all, it fits my emo theme currently, second, because ive been in a jisung brainrot recently, and third OOOF AAAAAA SMOKEY EYE JISUNG <///3

7. Why did you choose your header?

I saw that hyuck picture in my pinterest board for hyuck and decided i wanted a goth theme, so i made one ehheehheheh i made my header <///3

8. What’s your post with the most notes?

this one fjkdnv the metanoia masterlist NSDNSDVK 258 NOTES BRUH THIS IS MY PRIDE AND JOY

9. How many mutuals do you have?

im guessing around 70-90 but i interact with only 50 to 60% of em

10. How many followers do you have?

437 as of now

11. How many people do you follow?

101 people!

12. Have you ever made a shitpost?

my blog is just 80% shitposting, 15% fics and 5% studying rants <333

13. How often do you use Tumblr each day?

i pretty much use tumblr religiously its very addicting 

14. Did you have a fight / argument with another blog once? Who won?

i guess maybe once? it wasnt very big and it never made it to the dash (like it rightfully shouldnt have) and its a thing in the past, its long gone forgotten 

15. How do you feel about ‘you need to compare this’ posts?

i honestly don't know what that is but it depends on the context of the post, so i guess i feel neutral i have no feelings towards it 

16. Do you like tag games?

yes i do but i hardly play them so im sorry for that sncdksjcnjk

17. Do you like ask games?

i like them better than tag games! WAYYY better JNSDJND

18. Which of your mutuals do you think is Tumblr famous?

mmmmm @blueprint-han @nakamotocore @jaehyunsssslut uh,,,,, i guess thats it??? most of my moots are like actual celebs but these were just on the top of my head lmfao hi guys its me ur gurl sorry for the tag

19. Do you have a crush on a mutual?

me and @sweetlyjaem met when i proposed to her so were practically married at this point 

20. Tags:

hi if u see this ur tagged <333 i really said fuck rules

[sadsappylee]

3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 16, 20, 21, 22, 24, 25, 26, 30, 31! Sorry if that's way too many hkfdkhsk

It's totally cool haha!

3. would you prefer punishment or reward tickles?

A- oh my gosh I love both so much, but if I had to choose one of probably say punishment t-words

5. what does it take to make you flustered about tickling?

A- honestly pretty much anything, like just talking about it or expiriencing it in general is so fuckin' flustering dude, but esp teasing and stuff

6. are you easily able to admit you like it?

A- AAAAAA GOD no that flusters and embarrasses me so bad it's not even funny /)//(\

7. have you ever told someone outside of this community about tickling?

A- yeah I told one of my friends when I accidentally linked them the wrong tumblr (gf at the time, now just good friends) and she was cool with it. Another of my friends knows cause they're just...Not judgy about it and are really cool. They actually said that they could see how t-wording someone else could be really cute and I almost died

8. what’s your favorite thing about being tickled/tickling someone?

A- oof oh my God like everything?? I know that's super nerdy but like I'm kinda seen as the tough person by everyone and I melt at the idea of being able to be vulnerable and perceived as cute rather than intimidating. Don't get me wrong I LOVE getting seen as intimidating but sometimes I wanna feel cute y'know? Also just... The closeness of it is so nice, as a certified touch-starved bitch.

10. favorite spot to be tickled/to tickle?

A- depends on the mood, like if I wanna get wrecked I prefer my WORST spots like bellybutton, sides, backs of the knees, and back. Just in general tho it's probably my ears and back because they're total melt spots for me

11. lees, would you prefer to be tied up or free in a session? lers, would you prefer a lee tied up or free in a session?

A- again it depends, sometimes the idea of being completely vulnerable is nice, but mostly I'd just say I like getting like, pinned by a ler or like held in like a hug or in their lap or smthn

12. if you could be tickled by/tickle anyone (real or a fictional character!) who would you chose?

A- oh gosh, I'd have to say Jaskier from The Witcher, he's just so teasy and sweet and cute and GOSH id die

16. do you have any uncommon spots/have you ever discovered any on someone else? where was it?

A- probably my ears, back, palms, and backs of the knees

20. are there any spots you personally find underrated? where are they?

A- again probably backs of the knees, like they aren't my favorite spot but I almost never see them talked about and they're b a d

21. what’s one of your personal favorite tickle scenarios?

A- oh gosh, just the idea of being made to admit I like it or someone finding out I like it and thinking it's cute is just....ugh I DIE

22. soft cuddly tickles or rough more intense tickles?

A-

24. upper or lower body tickles?

A- oof I love both but I'd say upper body cause I have more bad spots up there /)/////(\

25. is there’s a specific position you’d like to be tickled in/tickle someone in? why that position in particular?

A- the idea of being tickled while like really physically close to someone is so nice, like getting pinned by ler, or laying on their lap, or being like hugged from behind is so AAAAAAA

26. do you have any “unpopular opinions” about tickling that you’d like to share?

A- okay idk if this is unpopular or not but personally I don't really like seeing t-word videos cause to me they seem like...kinda kinky? And like I'm not AGAINST stuff like that cause I'm not asexual or anything but I'm not into t-wording like, sexually.

30. are you a fan of the idea of tools? which ones would you be up to trying if you are?

A- yes like 10000000 times yes, I love the idea of all of them but I'm esp partial to feathers

31. AND FINALLY. do you believe in the tickle monster? what do you think they look like/appear as?

A- WHA- NO! THATS NOT REAL AND IT DOESNT EXIST! kindamaybewishitdidbutwe'regonnaignorethat

[thisisthelife-iwanttolive]

It's a gift also, not so many can do that.

20 000 ddoo mot nam

You know I really like working with you and for me to have you here for a longer time would be fantastic

What we already have done is the beginning of something good

I WILL TELL THAAYF HOW HAPPY STAFFAN WAS TO KNOW THAAYF :(((((

OMG NGỒI MỘT MÌNH IS BEST

BÁNH MỲ ĐEN IS BESSSSTTTTT

Phô mai con bò cười của President đỉnh vãi anh em oyyyyyyyyy. Hóa ra ăn với bánh mỳ đen còn ngon hơn ăn không omg :(((((((

ĐM QUÁ ĐÀ LẶP LẠI LOCHJ SỬ KỂ CHUYỆN VỚI NYC MÌNH BAY VỀ NƯỚC ANYTHING TO DRINK MADAM? CAN I HAVE 7 GLASSES OF WATER 🙃🙃🙃

My grades dropped con ạ..

"But you.. you get bad grades in piano?"

Cái bánh này nó đỉnh thật ý :((((((((

Base làm từ gì nhỉ. Mình không nhận được vị :(( mà nó ngon.....

Nhưng mình thích nhiều base hơn =))) kiểu này nên bỏ lại cream vì nó là butter ý. Không ngọt nhưng không thể ăn vã được =)))) ăn cái kem ngậy này nhớ đến Mochi =)) hôm gặp trên Tet ăn bánh carrot Mochi bảo ê ước gì nó cho mình một cốc đầy cái kem này thì cũng hết bay ấy nhỉ =))))

Can I have one more cup of coffee please? Just in 6 seconds. Sáu giây á sao lại sáu???? =))))))))

Omggggg cái bánh này nó phê thật sự ý omgggggg :(((((((((( đỉnh caoooooooo :((((((((( vừa nghe giáo comfort vừa ăn bánh ngon uống cafe AWWWWWWWW REMEMBER THIS MOMENT DONT CRY 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

OMG HES BACK WITH THE WHOLE CATTLE OF HOT AMERICANO HE PULLED IT FULL I CANT MAN :(((((((((((((((((

CAFFEINE FEEDING ^^

EO OWI ƯỚC GÌ ĐƯỢC BAY TRÊN TRỜI 2 NGÀY ĐƯỢC NGƯỜI TA PHỤC VỤ ĂN UỐNG NGỦ NGHÊ CÁC THỨ ĐI RA ĐI VÀO NHÀ VỆ SINH CÁC THỨ ĐÁNH RĂNG RỬA MẶT HẾT CÁC THỨ NHẢY NHÓT UỐN ÉO CÁC THỨ CÁC THỨ TRÊN NÀY NHỞ HUHU MẤY NGÀY LUÔN ĐI 1 THÁNG CŨNG ĐƯỢC 2 NGÀY HƠI ÍT OMG KHÔNG XUỐNG ĐẤT ĐÂUUUUUUUUU

Cafe loãng loãng uống được nhiều đỉnh waaaaaaa huhu sao mình từ bé đến giờ lần nào đi máy bay cũng háo hức quên hết muộn phiền như lần đầu tiên ý nhỉ :((((((((((((((((((((((

It's much better here ĐM QUÁ ĐÀ VỪA NÓI VỪA NỨC NỞ =))))))

Mr Tuyen has a lot status

MY PROFESSOR'S LAUGHTER IS LIKE AW UUUU ARG OHHHHHHHHH

In Canada I met my American teacher. Somehow I had a dream about the States and I'd be happy if I go there.

Your family I'm sure they're supportive, but then the school thing..

But do you think you would come back here if you're offered a place or you think it'd mess up your plans or your bachelor in Vietnam OMG REALLY IS IT WHAT YOU ARE ASKING ME S I WOULD DIE FOR IT TO HAPPEN COME ON :((((((((((((((((((((((((((

As soon as things settled down I'd really want to work for that

You have good relation with tam ngoc? I think shes great you know. She did many good things for our program

OH SHIT THATS .. STRONG

I mean.. Really be GENEROUS towards yourself I mean to be shocked and sad right now is COMPLETELY OKAY :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

If you really like it here and you didn't like it at home this reaction is SO normal (từ normal thầy nói cũng hay cơ dm.... 😭😭😭 MÀ OMG TẠI SAO THẦY KHÔNG ĐẺ CON NHỈ THẦY WOULD DO BEAUTIFUL AT PARENTING YOU KNOWWWWWWWW)

But just try to think that no one wants this to happen!!!

But if you have felt good here now at least you KNOW that YOU CAN FEEL GOOD IN PLACES. So you just need to find a place whether this place again or this kind of places.

I mean just so you have a FEELING that you have choices. Even though you wont use them but you know they exist. Because you say you don't want to stay in Vietnam but then you have SO MANY MANY MANY options or not Vietnam

TIME FLIES YOU KNOW? IF YOU'RE IN SECOND YEAR NOW THAT MEANS YOU'LL HAVE TO APPLY TO MASTER NEXT SPRING!!!!

But I'm pretty sure mr. T is supporting you. So even though if you dont feel hes your.. your source of inspiration right now.. or maybe never be but he still can be you know.. some kind of supporting you.

Okay then.. You were not really interested in =))))

Game World of Worldcup?!?!

FIND A HOBBY AND GROUP OF PEOPLE WITH THE SAME HOBBY

I did it actually.... With coffee making. But..?? What happened after that? I didnt really like to be involved.

SOMEHOW TRY TO FIND THE ENERGY INSIDE YOURSELF TO DO THE THINGS YOU NEED TO DO. THE GOOD THINGS THAT MAKE THE GOOD THINGS, NOT THE BAD THINGS THAT MAKE THE BAD THINGS.

If you could travel freely, which city in the world would you like to see?

1h33 GOALLLLSSSSSSS

SO THAT'S YOUR JOB NOOOOOO ONE ELSE' IT'S OOOOOONLY YOU!

How can i try to USE what i have instead of feeling limited. Instead of letting it weigh me down how can i climb on it to get to the next point

I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT YOUR MESSAGE.

I'M LEARNING THE HAMMERKLAVIER NOW. THE OLD FRIEND OF MINE. BEETHOVEN.

I WILL HAVE TO START TO EAT.. (CHỉ tay ra ngoài cửa sổ.. cây cối lá cành =)))))) )

You KNOW yourself. That when you do things just to fill in the GAP it doesnt work. So just try to remember that, you cant do it. Its that you NEED a GOAL and then you go do it. But if its just a gap and then you try to fill it.. I think.. I dont know.. I dont know how it works.. It's like our gaps are too big you cant just fill them. But if you have a goal you know, you have a ROAD to the goal. And its more like.. CLEAR. But the gap is.. We have so big gaps in us...

BUT ITS GOOD YOU'RE TRYING. YOU KNOW? YOU HAVE TRIED LANGUAGE YOU HAVE TRIED COOKING YOU HAVE TRIED PAINTING..... (đm mình thật sự không nhận ra là mình ăn mày đến thế đm bớt bớt lại đi con=))))) ) But you know there are people who wouldnt find the energy to try!

I believe in YOU.

Ouh OH HOHOOOOOOO

UMMMMMM

Oooooohhhhhhhhh

SHOULD WE MAKE A PAIR?

IF YOU HAVE BECOME THAT ALREADY IN 3 WEEKS SOMEHOW I'M SUPER HAPPY!!!!!

REMEMBER MY WORDS, I REALLY BELIEVE YOU. I BELIEVE YOU CAN DO GREAT THINGS, BUT YOU NEED TO DO THEM YOURSELF.

This one I will keep (responsibility)

Yes I will try to take it out mentally

Take it out mentally. Bad bad bad =))))))

Björn chose Scriabin over Schubert HAHAHA =)))))))

Adam Dahl: Come and sit here!!!!!!

I cry ý like?????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Life of Pi (về nhà mua quyển này đọc đi dm Arron recommend được 5 năm rồi đấy????)

Silence of the limb

Skyfall

Japanese

Khui hộp âuwax chua to hôm trước vừa mua hôm sau đi về

Bánh mỳ còn một nửa (3/6)

Còn 1 quả cà chua và nguueen một hộp mới kua omg mình nghĩ monhf sẽ mang lên máy bayv500g cà chua ăn cho đỡ buồn???? Turned out ăn 5 quả để lại gần nguyên hộp may mà cũng không đắt lắm

Bơ gần hết nhé xì dầu cũng gần hết chưa mua mới hehe great

Dưa chuột và iceberg còn 1 tí thôi yayyyy

3 chicken drum stick trong ngăn đá kệ đi không nhiều protein lắm chủ yếu là skin =)))

I will miss mc donald you knowwww

Cause I never (wantedz to) eat mv in Vietnam it just feels so wrong =)))

QYAU QUAYYYYYYYYY OMG FINALLTLLLYTTYYT /)))))))))))))))))

Aaaaaa second meal có 2 bánh mfyyyyyyyy

Có bánh mỳ ngọt đỉnhhhhhhh

LOOK AT THE CLOUDS.......

[b00bconnoisseur]

21 questions boi

Tagged by @kairianneyukari ! Thanks for taggin me bro ^^

“rules: answer 21 questions and tag 21 people you want to get to know better. (make a separate post)”

Nickname: i have a fair bit actually lol. But most commonly on here everyone calls me potter or tam

Zodiac: libra boii

Height: 5"6

Last Movie I Saw: uhhh i think it was probably like the first 40 mins of new moon?

Last Thing Googled: it was the floss song lyrics

Favorite Musicians: sooo mannyyy aaaaaa. Twenty one pilots, panic at the disco, my chemical romance, fall out boy, all time low, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens, black veil brides, falling in reverse, bring me the horizon, slipknot, escape the fate, skillet, Hollywood Undead, Bryce fox, andy black, bullet for my Valentine, avenged sevenfold, breaking Benjamin, a day to remember, asking Alexandria, five finger death punch, justin bieber, logic, johnnie guilbert, three days grace, till death do we part, your brand new obsession, of mice & men, and more xD

Song Stuck In My Head: some random musically i cant remember which it was

Other Blogs: TheFandomArtist0214 (my art blog) and Thecarterchilden (yes i forgot the r im too lazy to fix it rn shush. Its a blog for my siblings ran by me)

Do I get Asks: yeah lol. In a week i probably get.....20 maybe?

Followers: uhh atm its 589

Following: psshhhh n-not that many duh only....881.......DONT JUDGE ME OK

Amount Of Sleep: on average i get about 2-5 hrs a night. BUT last night i got 7 and the night before i got 6. Which i think it's mainly cause ive been goin to bed early cause i dont have my phone (no service. Using wifi ftm)

Lucky Number: 14

What Are You Wearing: want me to go into full detail? Ok *cracks knuckles* so, im wearing white tube socks, trash black boots (i say trash cause the left boot only zips up half way) blue boyshorts, a white tanktop, a grey shortsleeved marvel shirt, and a bit oversized tennessee volunteers (football) grey hoodie (but hey ive been flappin my arms around all day so) its one of my favorite shirts, a pair of blue jeans (i had no more black stuff clean today), a pair of black and grey striped cut off gloves, and like 30 bracelets/wristbands and a watch

Dream Job: to be an artist, tattoo artist, and a bit of a traveler

Dream Trip: to the UK and Canada!!! Also to visit all my friendos across the globe wherever they live! I get my license this year so hopefully next year when i turn 17 or when i turn 18 i can start visiting u guys that live closest to me first ^^

Favorite Food: green beans abd pepperoni pizza boi

Play Any Instruments: no i wish! UNLESS you count piano tiles if so dude im a fucking PRO

Favorite Song: atm? Hmm probably mantra by bmth

Random Fact: hmmmm....well, i once drank a sip of vodka when i was 2 lol

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: ooo hmmmm: books, magic, blue, black, grunge, emo...ish, rock, music, nerd, geek, snakes, lizards, harry potter, fandoms, art, paper, paint, love towards friends

And probably alot more but i think thats ok atm lol

Ok some peeps i wanna get to know better

@kingantlion @timetravelingcacti @the-collector-of-souls @bloodreadlipstick @queen-baelin @pizzathecat @deanismymom @mycollectionofnuts @laurel-at-bay @chinesewaffles2 @dirtysocke @masochist-incarnate @biggest-gaudiest-fish @blackpaladin47396 @transbutstillhuman samm @no-obviously @procrastinatorprocrastinating @lightningandthetumbllr @ilovetwentyonepilotsandmusic @that-one-guy110 @all-hail-mono-onion @Anyone else ^^ totally optional btw!!

[vincent-mango]

Tag Game

Tagged by @fatal-blow

1. What songs have inspired your WIP?

aaaaaa many! Mainly I listen to /alot/ of 80′s music though so thats the main inspiration for my art

2. What trope(s) are you dying to use, but just haven’t found a place for it?  (Alternatively, what’s your favourite trope)

- I just....... I love enemies to reluctant allies to friends to crush to lovers.... give me slowburn.

-I also am a big big fan of unrequited love/they havnt realised they are in love yet. in case u cant tell i love love :’ )

3. If your OCs were animals, what would they be?

HMMM Ill use my main 3 atm Simmard, Ana Sophia, and Soleil

Simmard= a seal or maybe a polar bear, something that swims alot but has a strong connection to land

Ana Sophia= Labrador dog!

Soleil= a horse :0

4. Greatest writing accomplishment?

I passed a college level exam with an 87% when my highschool AP class was practicing for their exam ( highest grade in class, though i ended up not taking the exam as u had to pay for it)

I have also written one(1) fanfiction in my entire life. Other writing stuff uhhhhhh I write dnd campaigns, specifically horror games and I had a group of about 6 people so scared and worked up over a scene they attempted to barricade my front door with my couch.

5. Favourite settings to describe?

any sort of summer setting i suppose

6. Fight scenes: do you love ‘em or hate ‘em?  Why?

Love em! I get so amped up seeing them/reading about them! I have not tried to write any before so idk how ill feel i f i do :P

7. What always shows up in your WIPs without fail?

lesbians

8. What are your greatest strengths in your writing?

Im a really good worldbuilder, I love creating new societies, cultures, religions etc

9. Five facts about your favourite OC that you’ve never mentioned before?

Simmard 1. He comes from a quite wealthy and large family but you wouldnt know it based on how he lives 2.  because ive used him in so many dnd gamse/other projects they have all become canon through reincarnation each version of him is still him 3. he has a dog! named duchess, she is a great dane 4. his flirty nature is over compensation for how lonely he is, he has lived and will live a very long life due to being an elf and he has had many a friend and lover die infront of him 5. he wants kids!

10. Opinion on romantic subplots in fiction?

absolutely, as long as they are thought out and well written dont give me that bruce banner x natasha romanov bs. give me chemistry! give me passion! give me good romance!

11. If your main character was a pokemon, what would their type be?

water fighting

im gross and am not gonna add more questions or tag people TvT

[citydamned]

okay on THE real though. it’s nice figuring out some things that differentiate my eliza self from others, helps me out a lot w/ memories you know? just for a safeskeeping, journaling, whatever, i decided to write a bit more down about my memories, because yknow? i can? 

1.) my eyesight was pretty bad, i wasn’t blind or anything, but from far distances i couldn’t see too well. i wore glasses sometimes! they had a thin wire frame, and the color was copper- i liked them because they matched the red tones in my hair, as well as the warm browns in my eyes.

2.) i was around 5′6″-5′5″-ish, but in my older age it was more at 5′4″-5′3″.

3.) i was pretty adventurous, honestly. i liked climbing trees, and exploring the city– oh, sledding through the snow was always so much fun, i liked to go faster than i should’ve because it spooked whoever was with me at whatever given moment. in my musical canon, i remember once climbing up in a big oak tree by the mansion with peggy. angelica and our father wanted us down because it was getting dark, and they didn’t want our dresses ripping. they were fine- a bit scuffed up, mAYBE but thats not important

4.) again, in my musical canon there was a time i snuck out after curfew to get fresh air and wound up on the docks, there were ships on fire and i was ?? p dang traumatized from it- to see those people lit up and screaming and… it wasn’t good. i ran back home and didn’t tell a soul.

5.) i always have loved pillow forts, i’ve never been good at them.

6.) i didn’t love my handwriting, and i had a tendency to misspell words, and i wrote fairly slowly if i was writing for myself. sometimes i’d help other people with their writings, and i’d be a bit quicker for that. some things are more important than your pride.

7.) my mother called me and my sister “mon petit chou” a lot when we were younger, and it sort of carried on for me so i’d use it for  like.  everyone

8.) i can remember fostering a little girl for a short period of time after her parents had died before her cousin had taken her in. i’m not sURE what canon that’s from, i just remember there taking in a young girl for a bit.. i’m still figuring that one out Aaaaaa

9.) i liked to tie my hair up with ribbon– usually white, black, or some variation of blue/green. 

10.) i wasn’t a big drinker the majority of the time but i did like wine. even still, drunks scare me.

11.) speaking of drunks, the majority of the reason i disliked drunks was because i sort of witnessed a bar fight. from the sounds of things, it was pretty intense. i hated(still hate) violence and conflict, so naturally that shook me up for awhile. i’m not sure who was actually a part of the fight, but either way, i hope they were alright.

[wiresandwifi]

fic cut! i really recommend his fic and read esp if you want positive c!phil and c!dream interactions!!

aaaaaaaaa i love both of these so much i broke my 1 chapter rule and read like 7 between the fics because i just HAD to know what happens next before i spent way too much time reading

dream being protective of tommy aaaaaa FINALLY some good c!dream content i was WAITING for someone to submit something with c!dream being like. a big brother figure and looking out for tommy /pos :]

like!!!!! dream not actually thinking its a good idea to blow up manberg until wilbur forces his hand? thats a dynamic i dont see often! i love it so much fr aaaa

and then in the second part! phil taking care of dream? showing him around his hardcore world?? dream asking phil about his kids- and you made sure to mke it clear that phil actually cares about his kids and just doesnt force them to stay??? richie i owe you my life

also dream finding patches uisdfysduidj i gasped out loud at this part bc like.. theres my girl!!! i saw her in the tags and was immediately hyped for her to show up lol (also i had no idea torties could only be girls- not the first time ive learnt something from fanfic and probably not the last tho) i love how phil reacted to patches and just how much c!dream cares abt her aaaa(also patches my cat arc? my cat loves being carried too even tho you wouldnt expect it- shes literally a shoulder cat lmao)

"Dream truly does care about others, he just doesn’t always show it in the most obvious ways. Phil thinks, humming in thought at the similarities, and begins to make his way up the stairs to his own bedroom, hoping that he doesn’t wake up to Patches having trashed his house.

Although, considering how happy she made Dream, Phil doesn’t think he’ll mind too much if she does." SO TRUE SO TRUE- c!dream DOES care abt people he just doesnt show it conventionally- also patches stealing everyones heart arc dkfjsdfjh

i love the trope of like. suspiciously intelligent pets who cant speak but you just. know. yknow? like patches getting dreams attention, demanding pets then leading him out? i love that so much

also what i ADORE? c!dream playing guitar oufgbfh its such serotonin idk why,, him playing since i saw Vienna from the sheet music he found and thinking abt this dsmp,,,, (also im jealous i wish i could read guitar tabs /hj)

ALSO OMG C!DREAM BEING ABLE TO READ ENCHANTING TABLE,,, but hes so shy abt it aaaaa- i love that an unreasonable amount. and then drista being introduced???? you are feeding me all the best things with this fic i love you (/p)

As a certified sibling(tm) i love the way you write drista and dreams relationship- it always feels like drista is 5 seconds away from randomly punching her brother and all i can say is. accurate- also 10/10 dadza content talking abt embarrassing tommy stories and then one sidedly adopting dream,,, aaaa

overall i love this au so much- i really barely see and positive c!dream and c!phil content and i love this fic so much- your characterisation of everyone is so on point (phil could do with a little more swearing tho- (/hj /hj)) and it was so pleasant to read (ill finish it once i get through the rest of the submissions for this post i promise)

Dsmp fan work creator positivity post!

Isn’t that a mouthful- sorry ajhdbwjd- ANYWAY!! Ayo!!! Dsmp fan work creators! Rb this post with some of your work (be that writing, art, music or whatever!) that you’re proud of! I’ll compliment the SHIT out of it because holy heck you guys don’t get the recognition you deserve-

(And even if you don’t have anything to share! Reblog anyway so it could reach someone who would like to share their creations!

[jovialjuggernaut-draws]

I posted 741 times in 2022

493 posts created (67%)

248 posts reblogged (33%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@jovialjuggernaut-draws

@drones-art

@the-alice-of-hearts

@jovialjuggernaut

@forevercloudnine

I tagged 507 of my posts in 2022

Only 32% of my posts had no tags

#riddlebat - 224 posts

#batriddler - 200 posts

#riddler - 189 posts

#batman - 142 posts

#bruce wayne - 110 posts

#edward nygma - 94 posts

#the riddler - 93 posts

#edward nashton - 78 posts

#the batman (2022) - 55 posts

#edward nigma - 50 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#also im in a discord w lfwrites and. she said this was also sent to her so like. not really inclined to respond to a prompt sent en masse

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Literally ran to ur blog as soon as I could pick my brain back off the theater floor to post comprehensibly what r ur thoughts I am so AAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAA

oh my god no thoughts im screaming

holy shit

1) eddie was SO horny. the whole time. he kept up a boner in every fucking scene. that man was the horniest hes ever been. i think he came in his pants when he got cuffed. AND THEN STARED BRUCE IN THE EYE AFTER sticky pants and theres his fucking Beloved watching him hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2) the arkham breakdown.......... he fully believed bruce would fall in love with him then and there........... this really was the same eddie as batman forever he had the same exact pair of glasses and he was just as convinced one conversation would drop that man to one knee ring in hand

hed practiced that speech so many times but never saw past his heart eyes BRUCE you could have done something there!!! YES hes unhinged but now hes unhinged AND has your voice replaying eternally in his head digging at him hhhhhhhhhh god i love bruce making these men worse

3) Batmobile.... Sexy.

4) Bat boots...... Sexy.

5) Selina owns no good wigs and thats so funny. shes wearing the 5 dollarest wigs she could find

6) bruce punching gordo. bruce and gordo besties. this was a buddy cop comedy.

7) bruces shirtless scene being his fucking conspiracy board scene.................... if eddie had seen THAT fucking CHRIST heda been all over him like jam on bread i tell u hwat

tangentially bruce and eddie the same man. stalkers. creeps. standing there silently. watching waiting etc. love when theyre similar makes me fuzzy inside

the fact that bruce just instantly guesses the right thing to find the next clue so many times he and eddie think EXACTLY the same way theyre on SUCH a wavelength!!! the same fucking wavelength!!!!

anyway my brains fucking scattered and i need time to process and im so fucking hhhhhhhhhhgghh

i gotta write i gotta draw i gotta cosplay eddie in his lil arkham outfit w his shitty collar i need to learn to sing ave maria i love that man with my whole heart and soul i cant believe i wasnt kicked out of the theater i got so many compliments on my eddie jacket

296 notes - Posted March 5, 2022

#4

WHO ELSE LOSING THEIR MINDS TONIGHT

328 notes - Posted October 12, 2022

#3

himmmmmmmmmm

397 notes - Posted March 6, 2022

#2

today.... i am thinking about....

bruce taking the rats from eddies apartment home bc theres no one to take care of them w eddie in arkham and he looks up absolute mountains of rat care info and gets them an absolutely MASSIVE enclosure, fucking floor to ceiling, 5-6 levels, different stairs and platforms etc to get to each level, different chew toys on every level, and theyre fat and happy and he sometimes w take one out to sit on his shoulder and nibble at his hair when he needs a Rubber Duck for a case

and maybe also he goes to visit eddie in arkham once in a while and updates him abt how the rats r doing and its just that little connection between them like hes given the rats a better life as a proxy for edward and

anyway. bruces new pet rats.

601 notes - Posted March 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I find your power to rewrite history (create random bondage edits that get so high on google images that multiple people believe the Riddler just regularly wears rope under his clothes) to be awe-inspiring, and everyone should follow you if only to hear the next words of a prophet. What is the new fanon, wise one?

bruce wayne trans

835 notes - Posted August 5, 2022

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[pmcurtis]

Otp thing for johnnyboy aaAAAA pleasepleaseplease if thats ok

Spends so much time in the bathroom, they make themselves late

Ponyboy, his hair is his pride and joy and this bitch refuses to leave the house if his hair isn’t p e r f e c t

Picks the movie when they Netflix and Chill

Ponyboy, because every time Johnny suggests a movie, Ponyboy has already seen it

Makes the coffee in the morning

Whoever is up first, usually Ponyboy

Surprises the other with breakfast in bed

Neither honestly, but sometimes Ponyboy surprises Johnny in the morning by waking him up by sucking his dick, js

Plans date night

Johnny, Ponyboy always plans to go to the movies and honestly, Johnny gets bored of that after awhile

Can’t stand the other’s siblings

Johnny, sometimes finds Soda a little exhausting

Acts like a baby when they’re sick

Ponyboy, because not being able to breathe through his nose is the worst

Spends WAY too much time in the snack aisle while grocery shopping

Honestly, both of them. They can never makes up their minds.

Takes in the stray cat

It could be either one of them, Darry eventually had to step in because it was getting out of hand

Busts out the dance moves when drunk

Neither of them really drink, but Ponyboy will dance in public if he’s in the right mood and it makes Johnny want to die

Drives 600 miles to see the other

Either of them, Ponyboy is that passionate, and Johnny is that loyal. 

Secretly loves nose/forehead kisses

Johnny, but what he loves is going it to Ponyboy because he crinkles his nose whenever he does it

Keeps a diary/blog

Ponyboy, he likes to write down and document their relationship so they can read it together when they’re old

Always waits for the other to fall asleep first

Both of them just sorta pass out whenever, so it’s never a planned thing on who falls asleep first

Leaves the toilet seat up/the light on

Ponyboy because he is a forgetful sob

Is too clumsy for their own good

Ponyboy, and it makes Johnny s t r e s s 

Always gets sunburn while the other gets tan

They both normally tan, but Ponyboy is the most likely to get a sunburn out of the two of them

Gets cranky when they’re tired

Ponyboy, hell, sometimes he even needs to take a nap just to be civil again

Makes the other late for work because 5 minutes of cuddles is NEEDED

Both of them, Ponyboy is cuddly in the morning and Johnny finds it too cute to resist

Gets terrible road rage

Neither of them get road rage per say, but Ponyboy does tend to get a little annoyed and huffy when they’re stuck in traffic

Says “lol” at the end of every text

Ponyboy, because it confused the hell out of Johnny“I’m lost my jacket in the park today lol”“Why is that funny??”“Idk,,, lol”“???!!!?!”

Texts with emojis

Johnny, but usually only after an update because he gets excited

Talks dirty…

Johnny, you can’t trust the quiet ones,,,

Is more self-conscious

Both of them are pretty self-conscious“I look horrible today”“No!! You look so cute!!”“No, you do!”“No, I look awful”“What do you mean? I look awful, you look adorable!!”

Picks all of the good stuff out of the Chex Mix

Johnny, because Ponyboy takes forever to even notice

Starts the snowball fight

Johnny, usually because Pony was being a little bitch about something and needed a snowball to the back of the head

Is actually scared of deep water

Neither of them are scared of deep water, but Johnny would just prefer not to be in it

Takes UNO wayyy too seriously

Johnny. Ponyboy always gets distracted half way through the game and it drive Johnny nuts

Steals the umbrella so the other gets SOAKED

Once again, Johnny, because fuck, there’s time where Pony doesn’t even notice he’s soaking wet until they’re half way home

Writes the other’s name in the sand at the beach

Ponyboy, he’ll write it all fancy and it makes Johnny blush

Apologizes first

Ponyboy, although it takes him awhile to realize he’s fucked up

Gives the other “the look” when they crossed the line

Johnny. Sometimes Pony can get a little too extra. 

Remembers that thing that happened 2 years, 7 months, and 24 days ago and WILL hold it against you

Ponyboy, because while this bitch can’t remember to buy milk when Johnny asks, he does remember that one time when Pony was 6 and Johnny poured sand down the back of Pony’s shirt

Tries to teach the other sports

Ponyboy tries to get Johnny to go running with him but Johnny won’t have it

Would make the best, most invested parent ever

Johnny, he’s gonna know those kids inside and out

Could probably nap for 7 days straight

Both of them, they take naps together all of the time

Rage quits during video games

Johnny. Pony always laughs because he thinks its cute and Johnny just looks at him like “shut the fuck up”

Drives 20 minutes for those AMAZING chocolate chip cookies at that truck stop

Johnny, but he makes Ponyboy go in and actually buy the cookies because the cashier is kinda,, mean

Holds the biggest grudges

Ponyboy, however, Johnny gives the longest silent treatment

Writes the other a To-Do list

If something important is coming up, Johnny will write one for Pony otherwise something is bound to go wrong

Is the big spoon when cuddling

Usually Ponyboy, but at night Johnny usually ends up being the big spoon

[mayorwhiskerss]

ABC Tag!

I was tagged by @sunflowersim​!!! thank you aaaaaa!!! <33

i’m not gonna tag bc i’m lazee

A - Age: 17!!

B - Biggest fear: Oh, gee. i have a lot of fears but atm its smth happening to my mum

C - Current time: 21:50!

D - Drink you last had: Apple and blackcurrent....that’s literally all i drink lmao

E - Every day starts with: Wishing for the warm embrace of sleep once more

F - Favourite song: Heck!!! I’ll uhh maybe go w this one?? (the vid is so cheesy......lov thos cheesy bois. i got to see them in concert earlier this year and it was AMAZING) There’s SO MANY i could choose tho. 

G - Ghosts, are they real?: Hell yea! 

H - Home town: I was born in this tiny lil village but i’ve lived in this,,, other “village” (a town almost at this point) since i was abt 5

I - In love with: Nobody i’m lonely and gay

J - Jealous of: cfghj everybody??? i’m unhalthy

K - Killed someone: gotten close

L - Last time you cried: oh man!! i rarely cry anymore tbh so this is a hard question. prolly last time i allowed myself to indulge in The Trauma whoops

M - Middle name: Jayne!! after my auntie!!!

N - Number of siblings: Just the one! A half-bro but i live w him so he’s just bro. its funny cuz he has a half bro too that i’m not related to at all.

O - One wish: i just wanna win the euromillions Please God

P - Person you last called/texted: my bestest and most wonderfullest friend whomst i love!!!

Q - Question you’re always asked: “why do you have a walking stick?” “why are you tired?” “why do you spend so much time in bed?” :^)

R - Reason to smile: i love my friend!! i love my mum!!! i love my CATTO!!!!!!

S - Song last sang: tricky question! :0! i sing bits and pieces a lot! i was singing a song abt being in rome earlier lmao (i was playing ass creed)

T - Time you woke up: abt 11 this morn but i went back to sleep and woke up like 7:30pm??

U - Underwear color: i’m not wearing any ;) dfghjk i’ve been chillin in PJs all day

V - Vacation destination: I’ve always wanted to go to finland!! but anywhere tbh!! greece! italy! japan! usa!

W - Worst habit: does being alive count

X - X rays you’ve had: i’ve had a few on my teeth when i had braces!

Y - Your favorite foods: i only eat a few food lmao but chicken and chorizo!! diet coke chicken!! thats it

Z - Zodiac sign: taurus :0! i’m still true taurus according to homestuck lmao

[protect-klangst]

Soooo basically this is my reaction voltron season 3 which I finished watching in the middle of the night honestly I was yelling most of the time you have no idea how excited I was the fuck but I got a tiny bit collected by the end of episode 2 so I started recording my reaction at the beginning of episode 3 aaand yeaahh

 Episode 3 

“KEITH WHAT THE FUCK"  *laughing* "UHDHDHJS LOTOR AAAAAA” “bITCH LISTEN TO PIDGE” “OH SHIT THAT LAUGH” “BITCH SAME” “YES BLOW HIM UP LOTOR” shit i love her. “Keith. No.” “YES LANCE IS RIGHT YOU’RE RIGHT BABY” “keith.” “KEITH. HONEY. NO” “SHIT ALLURA NOOOOO SAVE HER” “LOTOR YOU ASS” “NOOO ALLURA BABY” FUCK ITS A KLANGST MOMENT THIS IS WHY MY USERNAME IS PROTECT KLANGST I WANT TO PROTECT KLANGST FUCKFUCKFUCKUFCU KLANGST “KEITH NOOOO” “LANCE NO DON’T SAY THAT" “but bitch u right” “AW HUNK” "YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIES” “ALLura ohmygod I want to pROTECT HER” “OHMYGOD ALLURA THAT WAS SPOT ON” “Good god why does lotor’s face look hecka punchable” “THIS. BITCH.” “Yes ALLURA YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE” “YAAAAAAHS” “YEAAAH THINK LIKE LANCE” “Look I’m glad we’re all making fun of lance” GUYS NOOOO LEADER!KEITH I’ m weA K THEY FUCKING FORMED VOLTRON I’M GONNA KMS FUCK TWHATX THE FHDITSH HUNK IM A LEG OMFGSKDHS ALLURA IS SO PRECIOUS??? Guys. GUYS. IM WE AK YES KEITH. FINALLY.  TEAM LEADER. TEAAAM LEADER. TEAM LEADER BITCH Episode 4 I LOVE THIS AGGRESSIVE FEMALE GALRA SHE IS SO RELATABLE LIKE EVERYTIME SHE TALKS I’M LIKE DUDE SAME Keith is sitting on shiro’s seat I am not okay this is not okay I’m not crying you’re crying keith yes <3 hunk same SHIT ITS THE FUCKING TRAILER I'MDHSKSH ITS THE WHOLE FUCKING VOLTRON BEING SUCKED INTO THE WORMHOLE FFS THE DAMN SKELETON THE FUCK I ACTUALLY YELLED WAIT IS THAT  IS THAT SLAV WAIT IS THAT SHIRO “BITCH WHAT THE FUCK” “WHAT THE ATUAL FUCK” “BITCH WHAT” “WHAT” “WHAT THE” ITS FUCKIN SLAV BITCH WHAT IS GO IN G ON THATS NOT HIS FUCKIN VOICE IM “AHAHAHAHAHA ALTERNATE REALITY FUCKING HELL” SVEN. WHY. THE RAIN DEER. FROM FROZEN “The heck just happened” LMFAO SAME ALTEANS AAAAAHHHHHH HUNK SAME  I LOVE THIS FEMALE GALRA THE FUCK  I love Ezor ;-; “Bitch this is blowing my mind” “Allura you’re doing gr8 sweetie” I CANT TAKE SVEN SERIOUSLY I’M CHOKING THEIR DAMN ACCENTS GOSH I’M SO FUCKING CONFUSED BUT O KAAAY called it pftt these fake bitches “Keith. Yes.” “Allura. No.” “WAIT NO DON’T” Aw coran I’M ITS THE DAMN TRAILER AGAIN FUCKKKCJX KEITH’S VOICE WOOOOOO SLAV LMFAO “YES KEITH” “YES TEAM” “YES ALLURA” AAAAHHHHH LANCE WITH THE RED BAYARD I’M WEAK “SHIT NO SVEN” “SVEN NOOO WHAT” NOO ITS LIKE SEEING SHIRO DYING I’M NOT OKAY bless slav really. ffs let them rest. Episode 5 “SHIRO” “SHIRO SHIFOSGIRO ITS THE DAMN TRAILER” “AAAHHH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HIS HAIR” ULAZ “NOOO PROTECT HIM” “WHAT THE FU K IS GOINGO N” I’VE SEEN THIS EVERYWHERE BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS GLIN GON “WHAT” “WHERE THE FUCK IS HE” WAS THAT NOT A FUCKING FLASHBACK WHAT wtf idk what’s going on and idk who this dude is bUT *SMASHES PROTECT BUTTON* Lmfao DIDNT SEE THAT COMING ITS THEM WHAT OH OHHHHHHHH THATS FUCKIN SHIRO WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HOW DID HE GROW THAT MUCH HAIR “wait what the fuck” “SHIRO AAAAAHHHHH” oh shit lotor’s hot ???? I AM SHOOK WOOOOO SHIRO YES YES SHIRO DAD This bitch was caught by a galra and escaped twice how is he still alive THE PERSON FROM THE TRAILER WAS SHIRO OOOOHHHH SHIRO YES WAIT NOOO HE WAS SO CLOSE NOO NOOOOO SHIRO OHMYGOD THAT WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE I’M SO MAD THAT WAS SO FRUSTRATING okieee lotor has daddy issues I SWEAR IF SHIRO DIES I WILL FUCKING DIE WITH HIM “BITCH” HIS FLASHBACKS I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES THE FLASHBACKS SHIT IM SO FUCKING SAD OHMYGOD THE LION “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH” “KEITH YES” “AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH” “WHAT THE FUCK” BITCH HIS SMILE HIS SMILE SOFT BABY KEITH SMILES I’M NOT OKAY I DID NOT EXPECT S3E5 TO TURN OUT LIEK THAT BUT FUCK THAT WAS REALLY SKETCHY THO WHAT

Episode 6 “YES LANCE” “YES BABY WOOO" AW OMG HEY KEITH I HAD THAT GUY I STILL CAN’T WITH LANCE + RED BAYARD AAAAAHHHHH “YES ALLURA YOU’RE DOING GR9 SWEETIE” “YES PIDGE” “ok buT WHERE IS SHIRO” “OH THERE YOU FUCKING ARE" where the fuck is their reunion scene the fuck “LANCE CONTROL YOUR GAY HUN” Hunk and Pidge’s friendship is SO UNDERRATED YOU GUYS I LOVE THEM “DID LANCE JUST ” HEY MAN PART TWO BITCH HEY MAN H E Y M A N THIS IS SO WEIRD TO WATCH ITS LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF FANFICS I’M WDHAOSJS FUCK FUCKF UFKCU KFUCK UK “I mean you’re the leader now right?” FUCK i’VE SEEN THIS FANART SOMEWHERE IM DYIFNSSG it’s like ePISODE ONE ALL OVER AGAIN I DONT KNOW ANYMORE BONDING MOMENT FUCKING HELL THEY’RE SO SOFT I’M FUCKCJFUCKCUK BUT FUCK THIS SOME LANGST SHIT I CAN’T NO LANCE BABY I’M SO SAD LEAVE THE MATH TO PIDGE KEITH. WHY. KEITH. LANCE’S SMILE YO HSOSHSDK HUNK OFHSJDHSK OH MAN KEITH’S USED TO BEING A LEADER NOW I’M SO DONE I’M SO FUCKING DONE “alright what’s going on” same. EZOR AAAAHHHHH I LOVE LANCE X RED BAYARD KEITH X BLACK BAYARD I CANNOT COPE AUXIA OHMYLOORDDD SAME CORAN WHAT IS GOING ON “KEITH YES” “WAIT KEITH NO” “KEITH. NO. THE FUCK.” “Keith yes <3" He’s so soft WOOOO I’M GAY FOR Y'ALL FEMALE GALRAS “NO WTF” OHMYLORD THE FLASHBACK THE WEBLUM LADY OSHDKSHSKS IT’S CANON I GOTCHU BUDDY YES LANCE KLANCE HNNNGGGGHSH “PIDGE NOOOO” “HUNK NOOOOO” “SAVE THEM” “ALLURA NOOOOO” “LANCE YES YES BUDDY YOU’RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE” “nvm" oookie guess i’ll just die “NOOOOOO” “DON’T DIE THE FUCK” “WAIT WHAT” “OHMYGOD YES” something strange is going on here BITCH U RIGHT YOU’RE THE STRANGE ONE RN WYD keith :(((((  Episode 7 “what the actual fuck” “WHAT” EXCUSE ME THE FORMER RED AND BLUE PALADINS WERE LIKE HECKA CLOSE I’M SORRY I HAVE TO MENTION THIS ALFOR WHYSJSGSJGSJ ZARKON YOU WERE A GREAT HERO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS NOW I AM DISAPPOINTED UM THE FORMER BLUE PALADIN WAS SO GAY AAAAAHHHH HAPPY DAYS nope nvm ZaRKON IS SO SHOOK OHMYGOD ISNT THAT THE CAT WITH THE BLIND FEMALE GALRA ZARKON IS BEING ALL FLUSTERED THIS IS HILARIOUS ALFOR KNOWS LMFAO what is going oN V O L T R O N THAT BLUE PALADIN IS SO LANCE WHAT THE HELL this is so weird to watch tbh “what the hell even is that thing” C OUGH red and blueCO U G HH 

I’M GETTING CHILLS ALL OVER WHAT IS THIS they boutta die ALFOR YES oh shit zARKON YOU ASS is … she… THE FUCKING WITCH SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” I SWEAR BRUHHH YOU HAVE BEEN FOOLED “OHMYFUCK” OH M YDCYK OMDKLSBDKS I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS OH MY FYCK IN G I AM FUCKING SPEECHLESS

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answers to ‘anonymously send me what time it is & what ur thinking’

Anonymous said: 10:52 AM and I LOVE TODOROKI SHOUTO what a good kid he's beautiful wonderful so proud of him b l e s s and his fire is so lovely? I need to watch the new episode pronto I saw spoiler gifs and I'm shook

I KNOW RIGHT BEAUITUFL BOY BEST BOY!!!!

Anonymous said: It's 9:24 am and I'm thinking about the things I do for my family (this is the earliest I've been up all summer)

!!!!! thats good ur doing better than uve been all summer :^)

Anonymous said: 7:42 am and that weird croissant i had the ither day that had a weird chovolate sause

ooooooochrossong

Anonymous said: 6:435 pm and I'm thinking about what to eat BC these damn braces are killing me and cutting off half my diet

OH DAMN hope you can take them off soon so u can get back to eating everyThinf :”)

Anonymous said: 3:37 am because im a cryptid. thinking of my crush,,.

ooooooo

Anonymous said: Its 11:44 pm and Im ugly and gay

PLS ur beautiful and gay

Anonymous said: It's 3:45am and I'm really high listening to daft punk

mdjhfdsfhkg wild?

Anonymous said: 5:25 PM, I'm wondering how I should really be spending my afternoon

oooo!!

Anonymous said: 2:20 am, I hope my friend is okay. I also am finally practicing art more again. My mental illness will not win. I hope other people feel better if they are hurting.

i hope your friend is ok too, and yes!!! good luck im 100% rooting for you, youre winning this! (and yeah, me2. hope youre all feeling better :^) )

Anonymous said: 16:20 and im thinking about all my homeworks i haven't done and school and my crush and the fact i have to face the final exam this year?? being a 9th grader is hard??

GHHHH relatable,,, it def is

Anonymous said: It's 7:10pm and I'm thinking about heathers crossover with outcasts heya

NICE

Anonymous said: it's 2:05 am and i'm thinking about peeing and eating carrots

thats. pretty abstract fam. cool

Anonymous said: 2:04 AM and my mind is thinking of what I could be thinking during this time

inceptio n

Anonymous said: It's 2:03 am and I'm thinking about my bad eyesight :/

same fam :/

Anonymous said: 5:01 am after binge watching shows and i'm thinking about how much todoroki needs hugs

I KNOW RIGHT I KNOW

Anonymous said: 8.59pm nd im thinking ab how i need 2 shower so im in bed by the time the new bnha ep comes out nd i can chill under the blankets alsdjfk

ohmfhfjd thats the life to live frieNd

Anonymous said: 1:56 AM, thinking about how the girl I like is one of my best friends while binge watching adventure time (I don't have cable but I realized I can watch it online)

!!!!!! and ooo adventure time

Anonymous said: it's 3:54 pm and i'm wondering if my best friend has already bought tickets for that one local festival or not. but honestly, i'm so excited!! i've never went to a music thing w/ an actual friend before. and i hope i can help her cope with her mom's recent death, at least a little :')

aaaaaa im excited for u!!!! im also gonna be oing to a music thing wmy best frienD so im so excite!! and aah i hope you do, im sorry for her loss :’0

Anonymous said: Rip it's 1:54 am and I'm starting thinking of all the things I'm gonna have to start figuring out soon

relatable

Anonymous said: It's 1:55 am and I'm unfortunately thinking about how I'm not up to my standards

painfully relatable but stay strong friend! dont push yourself too hard, u can do this shit

Anonymous said: 10:50am and im looking for wlw games to play online

oml hope u find good ones :”)

Anonymous said: It's 1:45 and I have the window open and all I just want to hear is the rain to feel less lonely, to not hear my own thoughts //

ahhh hope u feel better inthe morning friend :0 <3

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SHDHDHHSHD DOES THIS MEAN YOU WANT ME TO ANSWER WHICHEVER ONES I WANT OR ALL OF THEM??? Fuck it, I’m done with stuff at this job so. I’ll do them all. Why not

1. What is you middle name?

Gerard

2. How old are you?

20

3. When is your birthday?

June 20th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Geminiii

5. What is your favorite color?

RED but i also love black

6. What’s your lucky number?

6!!! I like this question’s placement. 6 because Grimmjow but also because HAIL SATAN 666 AAAAAA

7. Do you have any pets?

I have a lil’ black pitbull named Trixie!!!

8. Where are you from?

Georgia the state

9. How tall are you?

5’3

10. What shoe size are you?

uhhh i actually do not know my size in men’s I think it’s like a 5??? Technically in women’s I’m a 7.5 but I tend to buy a half size up A. because doc martens doesn’t do half sizes and B. i dont really like for my shoes to be tight

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

... a lot. I have a shoe fetish ngl.

12. What was your last dream about?

I think I had a dream last night..? About Invader Zim maybe???

13. What talents do you have?

I CAN SING LIKE ANY TWENTY ONE PILOTS SONG, i can touch my tongue to my nose, I have a pretty decent Kermit the frog impression, and I have other weird flexes but I cant remember them rn because my memory sucks

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Idk, sometimes I can predict what song will play next but I think I’m just lucky.

15. Favorite song?

Hhh this is so hard to answer bc I wanna pick something metal but tbh... Holding On To You by Twenty One Pilots

16. Favorite movie?

Either Ferris Bueller’s Day Off or Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron (I know the whole movie by heart and all the songs)

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

HBNGFHBB,, i dont know I thirst after many celebrities and fictional characters and they’re all kind of different. I guess someone who won’t make me be someone I’m not. Obviously my lack of adult qualities probably isn’t endearing but idk, someone who’s willing to let me be a lil’ childish. I’d like someone who takes the reigns when it comes to adult stuff, I wanna be a stay at home dad and manage our place and kids or pets and stuff. I like kinda being left to my own devices. That will include me constantly wanting to be in ur space LOL

18. Do you want children?

YEAH... REALLY BADLY... but idk if I’ll ever get to have any bc I dont think anyone would want to date me and marry me and have them LMAO so I dont think I should be trying ever

19. Do you want a church wedding?

My ideal wedding is in a graveyard, on October 31st, at sundown, we are being married on an altar of black candles and jack-o-lanters, the autumn colours are flourishing, and I am carried out to the walkway down to the altar in a casket. Everyone is required to wear black except for our bestmen/bridesmaids and me or whoever I marry. If they aren’t dressed like it’s a funeral I’m kicking them out. Deadass. I want the gothest wedding imaginable.

20. Are you religious?

I do kinda believe in stuff but I’m not a fan of organized religion. I mean, I’m a fan as in, the aesthetic and idea of organized religion is majorly sexy, but i feel like religion is really personal and not a public thing for me. Also 666 hail sa-

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Nope!!! Never broken a bone or had any kind of emergency LOL

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

ONCE I GOT PULLED OVER FOR ROLLING THRU A STOP SIGN AND I CRIED

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

I’VE MET HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD TWICE!!! And I’ve met Norman Reedus too. I also went to school with Chandler Riggs (not to put my location on blast HDYDUFHDGDGDD) uhhh I can’t think of anyone else if I have I’d probAOH. Shannon whatever her name is from Stranger Things. She was at my last TØP concert and I asked her for a picture bc my friends were too shy to say anything but since idk her i didnt care LOL

24. Baths or showers?

I like both but I take showers more often

25. What color socks are you wearing?

One is The Scream by Edvard Munch and one is The Kiss by Gustav Klimt

26. Have you ever been famous?

Not like BIG famous but like, people in my school all knew me basically because I was always Doing Shit

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Maybe??? Part of me doesnt want all my shit on blast but at the same time idgaf

28. What type of music do you like?

E... everything... i lean towards punk, pop punk, rock, metal, alternative and whatever but i will literally go from Hannah Montana to Dethklok to Twenty One Pilots to Ghost to Katy Perry don’t test me

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

NO and idk if i want to i dont like to be naked

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

I have 7 but i usually have 8. I like a lot of pillows. I want more.

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

... ur asking an active sleeper that question. I don’t even know what position i wake up in.

32. How big is your house?

Normal sized I guess???

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

I DONT EAT IT BECAUSE I DONT WAKE UP IN THE MORNING

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

I think my dad let me once when I was a kid but that’s because he’s a bad father

35. Have you ever tried archery?

YEAH i sucked at it but in my head i imagine being good at it lol

36. Favorite clean word?

Salutations, Shenanigans or Hold

37. Favorite swear word?

hmmm would go with your classic fuck but tbh i LOVE to lengthen it to motherfucker. Think in terms of most used though, God Damnit.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Maybe two days?

39. Do you have any scars?

:/ I have a lot. Some are from me being dumb (the scar on my leg from melting tape) and some are from me being really dumb (scars on my wrist and arm and thigh) but I’m not ashamed of them, in fact I like scars and bruises. I just hate when people randomly ask about them in person (ie “omg what happened!?!?”) because it’s like... self harm scars are pretty obvious about what’s going on so when you ask like that... idk wtf to say.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

PROBABLY??? But im oblivious.

41. Are you a good liar?

Hhjfguvghhh maybe sometimes??? I try not to lie though and i think its impossible bc im a gemini so there’s a little truth in everything I say

42. Are you a good judge of character?

NO IM STUPID

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

NOOOOOOO i can do Kermit the Frog and thats it

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I’m southern so yes

45. What is your favorite accent?

I LOVE YOU SWEDISH PEOPLE... also love irish accents but also i cant understand anything bc my ears are stupid

46. What is your personality type?

Rambunctious

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

I have a $100 Ghost hoodie but I think my Big Boots were $148

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Yas

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Inward belly buttons or perish

50. Left or right handed?

LEFT LEFT LEFT

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Hmhnghhhhnnnn depends, usually

52. Favorite food?

PASTAAA

53. Favorite foreign food?

I fucking LOVE udon

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

I am a messy person doing my absolute best to be clean

55. Most used phrased?

like ever? I start most sentences with “you know what i hate?” But mostly i tend to parrot memes. If I think something is funny I repeat it to myself over and over until it isn’t.

56. Most used word?

Probably “I” because I cant ever stop talking about my damn self

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

... i dont wanna talk about it (a while)

58. Do you have much of an ego?

... I DONT WANNA TALK ABOUT IT (i simultaneuosly... hate myself but also think im the best)

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

SUCK WHO IS BITING THEM???

60. Do you talk to yourself?

SO FUCKING MUCH

61. Do you sing to yourself?

OBVIOUSLY

62. Are you a good singer?

... no but it doesnt stop me

63. Biggest Fear?

I HATE MIRRORS I HATE BATHROOM MIRRORS IN THE DARK THAT STUPID FUCKING CHANT I HATE IT I CANT SAY IT EVER ITS MY FEAR

64. Are you a gossip?

I dont want to be but I’m a gemini so it just HAPPENS

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

Man i dont even know just go watch Spirit Stallion of the Cimarron

66. Do you like long or short hair?

I prefer to have mine long but i kinda wanna cut it, i LOOOVE guys with long hair

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Oh definitely Not

68. Favorite school subject?

ART or biology

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

Nope!

71. What makes you nervous?

LOTS OF SHIT GOD BUT I HATE DOING A BAD JOB OR MAKING MISTAKES

72. Are you scared of the dark?

Sometimes, it just depends

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Hhhffudhdhhh only if I know I wont come off condescending

74. Are you ticklish?

YEAH BUT DONT TICKLE ME I KICKED MY CHUCKLEFUCK EX IN THE DICK ONCE FOR TICKLING ME, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT U SHOULD STILL BE WARNED

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

Dont think so

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Sometimes I told groups in school to just let me do all the work because I didn’t trust them with my grade.

77. Have you ever drank underage?

... like a few days ago but tbh alcohol is disgusting and i only wanna drink banana liquor or else i dont drink at all bc its gross

78. Have you ever done drugs?

I desperately wish i had more drugs in my life but i dont wanna come off as a crackhead

79. Who was your first real crush?

EITHER SPIDER-MAN OR YUGI MUTO

80. How many piercings do you have?

I WISH I HAD MY NIPPLE PIERCED SO BADLY... also if i HAD A DICK god nerf’d me I WOULD GET PIERCINGS UP MY DICK... also my (expensive) dream is to get like subdermal/metadermal? implants on my forehead and get devil horns

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

Yep

82. How fast can you type?

I type... so fast

83. How fast can you run?

Maybe kinda fast but not for long

84. What color is your hair?

Naturally its brown but the bottom half is bleached and one side is yellow and the other is green

85. What color is your eyes?

Bluuue

86. What are you allergic to?

FIRE ANT BITES AND AMOXICILLIN AND I HAVE HAD HORRIBLE EXPERIENCES WITH BOTH

87. Do you keep a journal?

Kind of??? I have a poetry journal and I write dreams down sometimes.

88. What do your parents do?

My mom does like marketing and my dad does carpet cleaning

89. Do you like your age?

No I wanted to die at 12 and I wanna die now. The difference is I didn’t think I’d live this long so now I have no idea what I’m doing.

90. What makes you angry?

FUCKING EVERYTHING IF YOU DATE ME OR BEFRIEND ME YOU NEED TO KNOW I WILL RAGE ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND U CANNOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN LEST I FOAM AT THE MOUTH

91. Do you like your own name?

YEAH I PICKED IT!!! But i also wanna change it but i kinda cant bc Johnny from HU called me Reimond and they all know me as Reimond. But also I wanna be Lucifer Slade Solo.

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

TOBIAS JEREMY AND EMELE CECILIA

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

I’d be fine with either but tbh!!! Probably a boy.

94. What are you strengths?

HDHDUFHHH,, I NEVER TRULY GIVE UP I JUST GET ANGRIER. I’M INDEFATIGABLE

95. What are your weaknesses?

yelling. if you yell at me i will get upset. if im yelling its fine but if you yell i’ll cry. also roaches.

96. How did you get your name?

Well i consider Reimond the “masculine” version of my deadname!!! Technically there’s Racheal but it’d just get pronounced the same and I still have to correct people on Reimond (EVERYONE KEEPS THINKING IM SAYING RAYMAN) and Gerard is my middle name bc MCR, and I would love to change my last name lol.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Not that I know of

98. Do you have any scars?

U ASKED THIS ALREADY

99. Color of your bedspread?

I have Star Wars sheets with Kylo Ren and storm troopers! I also have Spider-Man sheets.

100. Color of your room?

It’s like painted like a beige colour but most of my stuff is dark lol