#AAAAAA IM EMBARASS

[lacucarachapisser]

morning bliss colin zabel x f! reader

warning : SMUT but mostly fluff. cringe. unprotected piv. slightly somno. dub-con. um boobs playing. quick nut. morning make out. a little ass spanking. lazy sex. a bit of cockwarming if you squint. lmk if im missing any im really bad at warning. 1.2k wc.

a/n : i’ve never written smut before so, i am so sorry if it doesn’t landed well. and apologies if there are too many grammatical mistakes english isn’t my first.

“for god’s sake, mare. it’s five in the morning.”

colin is on the phone. he complains while massaging his both temples by pressing the fingertips to the line of his eyebrows. you can hear his morning voice jumbled up with annoyance, though he managed to kept his voice down. he told you just last night how exhausted he was because work had been kicking him right in the ass over and over. working overtime, bringing it home, receiving calls in unusual hours, odd schedules, like hell they could stop.

“well… wouldn’t that be a perfect alibi? honestly it can wait,”

what is he talking about? he wakes up and sat at your shared bed, listening to mare’s voice over the phone. it is indeed still dark outside, you haven’t even feel the morning seep through the drapes. both of you slept back-to-back last night, and you still in your position, laying on your left side as your back facing him. there were time when you had to eavesdrop his phone call unintentionally.

you kept your eyes shut closed, pretending to sleep and didn’t bother to flip around because thus only makes him feel guilty— speaking from experience. he doesn’t want to wake you up early. so you stay still, breathing slowly like you always did when you’re asleep.

“give me 30 minutes okay? i need to—“

he stops and you bet that the other person on the phone is interrupting him.

“fine, 20 minutes. whatever.” the call ended in one click and a long exhales come out from colin’s mouth. ��fuck me,”

you rarely catch colin saying cuss word in loathed way, and that makes you indeliberately flinch.

he throws his head back to the pillow, hand placing the phone back to the drawer and turns his head towards you. he had a hard time deciding whether he should get up from bed unnoticed or straightly wake you up because he running out of time. and deciding does running out his time.

he scoops your body, spooning you as his hand gently tracing along your waist and the other slipped beneath your underarm. oh does he misses you so much. it was irrational worry that dwelled within him every time he thought about the guilt. mainly because his jobs always interfering his time with you.

“baby..” he breathes in your hair, whispering and sounds extremely stressed, and needy? he hums, voices vibrate in your ears.

you didn’t say anything as you let him hold you from behind, chest pressed against your back. his muscular hand starts rubbing your tummy, up to your chest and squeezing your clothed boobs. and those act itself caught you off guard, which of course made your eyes arise in a wince. now you understand what colin have in mind. he was never a fan of a quick bite. he prefers having you hours, nice and intimate. but seems someone like to try something new to start the day.

“mmh…” your soul barely even there, despite the fact that you listen the whole time when he was on the phone.

he places soft kisses on your bare shoulder, up to your neck and to your jaw. he slightly get up with his elbow, hand still kneading your round breast, trying to get a better access to assault your tits.

as soon as your eyes turn to him, he quickly presses his lips on yours, busy adding some tongue, unbothered by the fact that you both have morning breath. perhaps since he aware of your mouth routine, you normally very much so strict with oral hygiene and you liked to force him to do so. skipping a coffee ritual and have a light bitter saliva to taste for each other wasn’t really that bad at all. and also, you love him anyway. gross? yeah love stinks.

his palm and digits playfully groping your tits, fingertips circle around the texture in the middle. those veiny hands always read your body like a bible, and yes he was greatly intrigued by the shape of your mind but also had a special fondness of your gorgeous chest.

“i promise it’ll be quick,” he turned you around so now you lay on your back, expeditiously spreading your four limbs, locking your arms above your head and found him already between your legs. he didn’t bother to remove your panties, he just brushes aside the fabric that covers your crotch and exposing your pussy.

like the quickest thief, the tip of his length already meet your fold, entering it deep just in case you can quickly adjust to his big hardened cock. he began to thrust you and adding some pace before start kissing and sucking on your collarbone. in between harsh breathing, you manage to speak, though your voice end up a bit squeaky. “what’s gotten into you..?”

his movement gets faster, abusing your throbbing cunt in belligerence way. was he mad at you? however when he looked at you in the eye, it somehow evoking a sense of benevolent yet miserable expression on his face. oh right… he just running out of his time.

with one deep thrust, he touched your most tender spot and you clenched him hard, a big wave of ecstasy start washing over you.

“c-col!”

he whimpered when the end of heavy orgasm hit and pushes himself deep in you for the last time, fill you up nice and full. “i’m sorry baby, i am so sorry. i need you so bad.”

he kisses you on the mouth and you reciprocate it with a lowkey soft smile draw on your face. you found it funny having him needy and thoughtless at the same time. oh your poor man. you hummed sluggishly, eyes closed as you try to recover from the feeling. he always put your first and perfectly fine if you say no. although seeing him being a little selfish like this was one of your top thing on your list.

“that was fast.” you whispered in between kisses.

“told you. i dont have much time,” he suddenly pull away and hide his face on your neck. “i hate my job,”

“no, you don’t,”

“yes i do hate my job,”

“don’t say that. you loved it.”

he peaks at your face and you give him your smile. “not as much as i love you,” he replies lazily.

“shut up,” those three sacred words is often popped up in every moment, somewhat you never expected at all. “how many minutes you have left now?”

“probably 13? 12?”

“do you think we can do another round?”

a sympathetic eye and frowned eyebrows shown on his face contour, lips curled into a ribbon of disappointment with melancholic wrinkles. a low grunt escape from his mouth and he probably think you’d get upset if he refuse. he was about to reply your question but instead you chuckle and wrapped your arm around his neck.

“i’m messing with you…” you poke his nose with your pointer “come on. let’s get up,”

he exhales and shakes his head “no. still too early for you, you go back to sleep.”

“don’t be silly. i need to change the sheets, come on.”

a soft laugh come out from his lips. he gives you last peck on your cheek before finally get out from the bed. you need to readjust your nightgown first before joining him.

“at least let me make you some coffee,” as you walk by passing him, heading to the door out, he smacked your ass and grinning in satisfaction. those makes you jolt but you honestly don’t give a damn. you used to colin’s habit.

“yes ma’am.” the smile on his face subsides slowly as soon as the sound of the clock catch his ears. only if he could just stop it because now he should be ready for duty might slap his ass at any time.

[trophybutchpics]

I must confess how low key obsessed I am with you and your feet especially,,, I get off on embarassment lol so Im okay admitting how giddy I get when I see you've posted and how often I refresh your OF (///>_<///) FS"PLFS":EPRFKLposwekrfpwesrjtfesirjtlojre

I thought you might like to know OAKY BYE HOPE YOU HAFVE A GOOD DAY AAAAAA

oh my god this is so hot hi …. i love knowing ppl r enjoying my of ehehehehe it makes working so much more fun

[lanaxoxoxoxoxox]

Hello Lana! Could I get a matchup?

I have long dirty blonde/light brown hair, big dark blue/grey eyes, I'm about 5'4, maybe a bit taller (not more than 5'5 though) and I'm bisexual - so you can go wild ;)

I'd say I'm an introvert, but once I'm outside I become an extrovert - with the right people of course, I'm a people pleaser

I play piano, bass, ukulele and guitar (I'm learning bass, ukulele and guitar myself (self taught!!), so I'm not the best at it.. but I have been learning piano in a music school for 7 years now), I LOVE music - cannot do daily tasks without headphones (whish is slightly concerning)

I like drawing, I LOVE rain and storms, my humour is dark and sarcastic, I like autumn, I don't have a favourite color - maybe blue, yellow, red, or green; it honestly depends on the day, i do have a favourite flower! it's the cornflower - the dark blue one in minecraft :')..

I tend to overthink a lot, english is not my first language, so I have a weird accent and grammar mistakes are very common, Im European 💪

Thank you, ily! I have read over this so many times to make sure there are no mistakes (hope I haven't missed any - that would be embarassing)

Also could I be ⭐ anon? (I'm a star >:D)

hello love !! yes ofc, you can have a matchup ♡

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

i would match you with wilbur !!

again, i say this everytime (and i say "i say this everytime" everytime, does that make sense..?)

BUT LITERALLY WILBUR VIBES

like its written all over oh my lord-

wilbur is physically obsessed with your eyes

would just stare at them for hours

he loves how your eyes are dark colored but still so sweet looking

wilbur also loves your very gorg contrast of your hair and eyes

your eyes would also make that man do ANYTHING

need something from the store? he's out to tesco within minutes. want coffee from the local cafe? its on the kitchen counter.

speaking of eyes, it could just be me but i feel like will kinda has really small eyes?? idk might just be me

but it kinda gives off a siren eyes vs doe eyes vibe

im so sorry but he constantly calls you short (in the nicest boyfriend-est way possible)

pats your head when he needs your attention

considering hes about a foot taller than you its really funny when you guys are walking next to eachother

in sorry boys vlogs, if you ever made a star/guest appearance, he would only call you "small guy" even if your role had a name which eventually became a joke in the fandom

for him its a perfect height for him to reach down a tad bit with his l o n g and l a n k y arms to interlock hands with you

also a perfect kissing height for you guys

now for personality time :D !!

wilburs also the quiet kinda type

very much black cat vibes from him

he could stay silent and lay with you for hours and do nothing, as long as hes with you

i also think that wilbur deep down is a people pleaser as well

but if he catches you doing too much people pleasing, he'll stop and talk to you abt it

will be very quiet with you, but can also be very loud with you

"whatever you're feeling, darlin" typa dude

wilbur is also utterly obsessed with your music taste and just your shared trait of music obsession

will make playlists for you and will do listening parties

if you ever need help with any instruments he'll help you straight away !!

you guys having lil jam sesh's

aaaaaa my heart the brainrot is insane

wilbur loves drawing with you, even if he cant draw

you'll do portaits of him and he'll do portaits of you

he tries and attempts to draw either you or somethng that you love very much (for ex, the cornflowers from mc you love :D) and will leave it in your phone case or on ur monitor

you guys listening to rain together from the window and just talking

or sitting on the roof and watching the rain and thunder as it pours down on you

oh, and he also made ghost!bur after you (blue and yellow) after mentioning you enjoy those colors

wilbur LOVES YOUR ACCENT even as a silly british boy (coming from an american)

just like him looking at your eyes for hours, he'll also want to listen to your voice and you ranting for hours.

he finds so much love and comfort in it

yall being the cutest couple overall <3

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

so so so cute oh my god !!! the brainrot is brainrotting rn

sorry this request got written late, been real hectic recently

also yess i would love a new anon !! welcome ⭐ anon <3

thannk you for reading, i hope u enjoyed. please support me by liking, reblogging, following, replying or sending in an ask/request or just popping in to say hello!

love u all mwah xoxoxo

[sm-baby]

aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAA

[mousey-toy]

is anyone else undergoing some sort of weird identity crisis or is it just me

[calocera]

BROOO i just realized i have basically everything to cosplay my oc chamomile what if i...hehehe

[salty-selfships]

I rlly wanna make some self shipping sketches for comfort but im too scared that my friends are gonna think im weird lmao

[lavelyz]

please don't post gross sexual comments during vlives

[mechecolomar-archive]

The force awakens was so cute and I'll never forgive rian johnson for continuing it with bad rey/lo fanfic that made no sense throughout the whole movie and was ultimately pointless

[yearning4life]

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i didn't have a crush on you.

everyone in school thought that i did but they were all wrong. i only thought you were hot, that's it.

even my best friend sometimes teased me about liking you but i dont know why. surely, i enjoyed your company but that's the extend of it.

when you asked me out for the first time i blushed but not intentionally. i just liked the way you checked me out when you thought i wasn't looking.

when you snuck in my room one night and spent hours kissing every single part of me, it probably was the best evening of my life. but i kept telling myself it was plain sex

when you told me one day that for you it was all fooling around and that it's over, i should have been relieved. i mean it wasn't anything serious to me either.

i was always determined i didn't have a crush on you. and now, as im sitting on the floor crying my eyes out im pretty sure i was right. the truth is, i must have loved you from the beginning.

(don't judge this was literally my thoughts at 2am 3 weeks ago or smth)

[run-journalist-run]

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[kuroowo]

NSFMELDDKS THE OSAMU ISEKAI IDEA IS SOOO GOOD!!! I’m super into isekais right now and would kill for one starring Osamu, plus the other LIs you picked are 😘👌 also, Osamu being an NPC that gets elevated to ML status is funny as hell, literally throwing it all away for the onigiri man in the bg 😂😂 idk if you plan to actually write this but regardless, thank you for planting this image in my brain, I love it 💖

JDKWNLSJXK THANK YOU💕💕 AND IM SO GLAD TO FIND ANOTHER ISEKAI & OSAMU LOVER AAAAAA 💗

Bro NPC Osamu just hits different 😩 Imagine finally being able to interact with The Miya Osamu, AKA the NPC who owns your heart, freely. The foolishness in which I would make Reader conduct themselves with would be emBARASSING JKWLSK

100% would neglect the OG 4 MLs just to visit & flirt with NPC Osamu everyday 🥰🥰🥰 Oh, Oikawa wanted to have a walk around town today? Sorry, too busy throwing your 5th compliment to the chef for the day 💕 Kita wanted to show you the flourish of his wheat farm? Apologies, too busy getting flowers for Osamu so he knows that he’s being seriously courted 💗 Sakusa wanted to show you some self-defense moves to keep you safe? Condolences, too busy asking for Atsumu’s advice & roping him into your plans on how to win over Osamu’s heart 💓 Kuroo wanted to bring you over to the observatory for a viewing of the stars? Regretful to inform, too busy trying to wax poetry on letter about how beautiful, strong & smart Osamu is 💖

Osamu definitely thinks you’re lowkey crazy (for several plot related reasons), but he’s not gonna lie & pretend that your attention & affection isn’t nice 🥰 but what isn’t nice is how he now has 4 MLs-self-proclaimed-love-rivals to deal with though🧍🏻‍♀️

[canonkiller]

I love Avex and Hebroth so much it's embarassing aaaaaa

Their aesthetic, personality and dynamic is just really fun and appealing. And kinda really inspiring, in a way?

im SO glad you love them it is my solemn duty to get everyone inflected with my collaborative oc brainworms

i would love to hear more about your thoughts

[tskshmk]

Making out with Iwaizumi [headcanons] (gender neutral!reader)

request: none, I just feel bad for not posting on iwa’s bday haha. ALSO HE CALLS YOU PRINCESS IN THIS BUT TBH YOU COULD CALL ANYONE PRINCESS

content: fluff, a LITTLE nsfw but not full blown readable p*rn

I W A I Z U M I :

You guys have kissed before but it’s never transformed into anything heavy

Until one day you were missing him a lot :(

It was when he visited you the day after his week long training camp when you pounced

Idk if you guys have strict parents, i do but let’s say you don’t and you guys hang out in your bedroom to watch a bad soap opera that Oikawa recommended

Iwa smelled so GOOD like.... so freaking good

you couldn’t help snuggling into him because you could get lost in whatever the hell his cologne was

He kinda laughs at your sudden clinginess and makes fun of you for it

“You comfortable?” “Shut up.”

Of course he doesn’t mind! In fact he’s a little red so he’s glad you can’t see him hehe

Eventually the soap gets more boring than laughable, so you find yourself giving his jaw a kiss every now and then

You didn’t mean for it to become a suggestive act, but when you saw how red he was, you couldn’t help but teasing him LMAO

He would return the favor a few times by kissing your forehead, but you REALLY wanted something a little more intimate

You swung your leg over his in order to sit on his lap

For a few seconds you just looked at him and got ALL EMBARASSED A A AAAAAA

He really is just THAT handsome. He holds THAT power

He has to tap on your hips to get you to come back to reality

“Uh, y/n?” “Yeah?” “What are you doing?”

Im sorry he rly would say that VEJSBDJD

Then you just kinda hold his jaw and kiss him!

Obviously returns it, and he LOVES having his hands on the small of your back

Your hands find themselves tugging at his hair and he moans really softly

He ends up pulling you closer and running his hands all over your thighs, squeezing them and shit a a a a AA you sigh into his lips

idc idc idc Iwaizumi is DEFINITELY EXPERIENCED so he takes it as an opportunity to bite your lip and slightly pull away to look into your eyes

He relishes in the sight of you flushed. LIVES for it, actually

“I missed you, Hajime,” “I know, Princess.”

He doesn’t even have to say it back. You can tell by the way he’s literally making out with you right now

He’ll prefer it if he’s hovering over you so he flips you over and softly kiss your neck

If you whimper at it, this man will be horny. I’m so sorry not really lol

He’s overall very much into being in control during this, so I hope you like being ravished a LOT

After that he’ll find more excuses to be alone with you, ESPECIALLY at school ugh

The king of picking you up and pinning you against a wall

AND DONT YALL SAY HE WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO PICK YOU UP BECAUSE HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE ARMS? MY RELIGION

You guys will do it behind the gym, in the storage closet, even in an empty classroom whenever you two have cleaning duty

If you guys are in public like that he’ll never have it become sex. He doesn’t want to risk getting caught nor does he want anyone else to see you in all your glory like he does

if you call him, “Hajime” ..... INSTANT HORNY

One time the 3rd years caught you guys behind the gym and it was SO O O EMBARRASSING AHHAJAH

Iwa didn’t really care, but he sent them the finger every time they brought it up

overall making out with Hajime is a 1000/10

[bluebeetle]

IM SORRY FOR ALL THE MANA I THOUGHT I SHUFFLED MY QUEUE THIS IS EMBARASSING AAAAAA

[seishue]

*joins the chanting* pls watch daiya pls watch daiya

haha but honestly, daiya has so many episodes/chapters now, idk if I'd be reading it if I hadn't started it 6 years ago, I've never rewatched/reread the whole thing 😅 and it's such a slow burn and no other character will ever give you more secondhand embarassment than eijun (especially at the beginning of the series), but the satisfaction of watching him be legendary now is SO GOOD it's worth everything 😭

skgkfjckfmm omg i see!! but 6 years !! im so late to this lmao ; ; andd yeah i saw the anime has 170+++ eps :0 but i live to (binge) watch anime w that many episodes 😌 i'll manage dmgjskcm ,, the manga is still on going right? the act ii if im not wrong :o

also slow burn?? 👀🙏 aaaaaa and eijun!!! fjfjdnk he sounds like a sunshine character you cant help but love :0 ah, how i love that kind of satisfaction too,,, watching characters grow before your eyes is !!!!!! now you make me excited to watch it!!!!! thank you cat, i'll def come to you when i start daiya :D