#A king salmon with hairy legs

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The full book title contains 3777 words and reads as follows: 'The historical development of the Heart i.e. from its formation from Annelida: Clam worm, Seamouse, Lugworm, Megascolex, Tubifex, Pheretima, Freshwater leech, marine leech, land leech. Arthropoda: Ladybird, Krill, Rock Barnacle, Root-headed Barnacle, Copepod, Silverfish, Cairns birdwing, Silver - spotted skipper, Scutigera, Cray fish, Large white, Andonis blue, Camberwell beauty, Tiger swallowtail, Regent skipper, Black – veined white, Green – underside blue, Blue Morpho, Apollo, Guava skipper, Cleopatra, Large copper, Millipede, Orb spider, Black widow spider, Giant crab spider, Wolf spider, Bird – eating spider, Tenebrionid beetle, Green Tiger beetle, African goliath beetle, Scolopendra, Diving beetle, African ground beetle, New guinea weevil, Barnacle, Lobster, Shrimp, Woodlice, Mite, Prawn, Housefly, Butterfly, Monarch butterfly, Peacock butterfly, Honey bee, Fairy shrimp, Horsehoe crab, Tick, Bluebootle, Froghopper, Yellow crazy ant, Water flea, Sea spider, Fiddler crab, Shiny spider crab, Hermit crab, Sail swallowtail, Red admiral, Morpho butterfly, Desert locust, Stephens island weta, Speckled bush cricket, Mole cricket, Dung – beetle, Euthalia ynipardus, Small blues, Termite, Hornet, Mosquito, Garden spider, Tarantula, Desert hairy scorpion, Emperor dragon – fly, Moth, Centipede, Wood ant, Stag beetle, Indian red admiral, Blue admiral, Harvestman, Hoverfly, Shield bug, Assassin bug, Cicada, Coreid bug, Rose aphid, Water – boatman, Wasp, June bug, Large tortoiseshell, Frog beetle, Mexican red – legged tarantula, Paintedlady, Sydney funnelweb spider, Small tortoiseshell, Mountain bumble bee, Trapdoor spider, Jumping spider, Daddy longlegs spider, Orchind bee, Asian carpenter bee, Parasitic bee, House spider, Giant longhorn beetle, Flea, Bedbug Beetle, Cockroach, Scorpion, Spider, Ant, Gnats, Grasshopper, Silver fish, Crab, Great green bush cricket, Elephant hawk – moth. Mollusca: Neomenia, Chaetoderma, Chiton, Lepidopleurus, Apple snail, Sea hare, Sea lemon, Dentalium, Freshwater mussel, Marine mussel, Pearl oyster, Cuttlefish, Giant squid, Chambered fish, Devilfish. Fishes or Pisces: African glass catfish, African lungfish, Aholehole, Airbreathing catfish, Alaska blackfish, Albacore, Alewife, Alfonsino, Algae eater, Alligatorfish, Alligator gar, Amberjack - Seriola dumerili, American sole, Amur pike, Anchovy, Anemonefish, Angelfish, Angler, Angler catfish, Anglerfish, Antarctic cod, Antarctic icefish, Antenna codlet, Arapaima, Archerfish, Arctic char, Armored gurnard, Armored searobin, Armorhead, Armorhead catfish, Armoured catfish, Arowana, Arrowtooth eel, Asian carps, Asiatic glassfish, Atka mackerel, Atlantic Bonito (Sarda sarda), Atlantic cod, Atlantic herring, Atlantic salmon, Atlantic Sharpnose Shark - Rhizoprioltodon terraenovae, Atlantic saury, Atlantic silverside, Australasian salmon, Australian grayling, Australian herring, Australian lungfish, Australian prowfish, Ayu, Baikal oilfish, Bala shark, Ballan wrasse, Bamboo shark, Banded killifish, Bandfish, Banjo, Bangus, Banjo catfish, Bank Sea Bass, Barb, Barbel, Barbeled dragonfish, Barbeled houndshark, Barbel-less catfish, Barfish, Barracuda, Barracudina, Barramundi, Barred danio, Barreleye, Basking shark, Bass, Basslet, Batfish, Bat ray, Beachsalmon, Beaked salmon, Beaked sandfish, Beardfish, Beluga sturgeon, Bengal danio, Betta, Bichir, Bicolor goat fish, Bigeye, , Bighead carp, Bigmouth buffalo, Bigscale, Billfish, Bitterling, Black angelfish, Black bass, Black dragonfish, Blackchin, Blackfin Tuna - Thunnus atlanticus, Blackfish, Black neon tetra, Blacktip reef shark, Black mackerel, Black scalyfin, Black sea bass, Black scabbardfish, Black swallower, Black tetra, Black triggerfish, Bank Sea Bass aka Yellow Sea Bass - Centropristis ocyurus, Bleak, Blenny, Blind goby, Blind shark, Blobfish, Blueline Tilefish, Blowfish, Blue catfish, Blue danio, Blue-redstripe danio, Blueline Tilefish , Blue eye, Bluefin tuna, Bluefish, Bluegill, Blue gourami, Blue shark, Blue triggerfish, Blue whiting, Bluntnose knifefish, Bluntnose minnow, Boafish, Boarfish, Bobtail snipe eel, Bocaccio, Boga, Bombay duck, Bonefish, Bonito, Bonnetmouth, Bonytail chub, Bronze corydoras, Bonytongue, Bowfin, Boxfish, Bramble shark, Bream, Brill, Bristlemouth, Bristlenose catfish, Broadband dogfish, Brook lamprey, Brook trout, Brotula, Brown trout, Buffalo fish, Bullhead, Bullhead shark, Bull shark, Bull trout, Burbot, Bumblebee goby, Buri, Burma danio, Burrowing goby, Butterfish, Butterfly ray, Butterflyfish, California flyingfish, California halibut, Canary rockfish, Candiru, Candlefish, Capelin, Cardinalfish, Cardinal tetra, Carp, Carpetshark, Carpsucker, Catalufa, Catfish, Catla, Cat shark, Cavefish, Celebes rainbowfish, Central mudminnow, Chain pickerel, Channel bass, Channel catfish, Char, Cherry salmon, Chimaera, Chinook salmon, Cherubfish, Chub, Chubsucker, Chum salmon, Cichlid, Cisco, Climbing catfish, Climbing gourami, Climbing perch, Clingfish, Clownfish, Clown loach, Clown triggerfish, Cobbler, Cobia, Cod, Codlet, Codling, Coelacanth, Coffinfish, Coho salmon, Coley, Collared carpetshark, Collared dogfish, Colorado squawfish, Combfish, Combtail gourami, Common carp, Common tunny, Conger eel, Convict blenny, Convict cichlid, Cookie-cutter shark, Coolie loach, Cornetfish, Cowfish, Cownose ray, Cow shark, Crappie, Creek chub, Crestfish, Crevice kelpfish, Croaker, Crocodile icefish, Crocodile shark, Crucian carp, Cuckoo wrasse, Cusk, Cusk-eel, Cutlassfish, Cutthroat eel, Cutthroat trout, Dab, Dace, Desert pupfish, Devario, Devil ray, Dhufish, Discus, Diver: New Zealand sand diver or long-finned sand diver, Dogfish, Dogfish shark, Dogteeth tetra, Dojo loach, Dolly Varden trout, Dolphin fish - Corypaena hippurus, Dorab, Dorado, Dory, Dottyback, Dragonet, Dragonfish, Dragon goby, Driftfish, Driftwood catfish, Drum, Duckbill, Duckbill eel, Dusky grouper, Dusky Shark - Carcharhinus obscurus, Dwarf gourami, Dwarf loach, Eagle ray, Earthworm eel, Eel, Eel cod, Eel-goby, Eelpout, Eeltail catfish, Elasmobranch, Electric catfish, Electric eel, Electric knifefish, Electric ray, Elephant fish, Elephantnose fish, Elver, Ember parrotfish, Emerald catfish, Emperor angelfish, Emperor bream, Escolar, Eucla cod, Eulachon, European chub, European eel, European flounder, European minnow, European perch, False brotula, False cat shark, False moray, Fangtooth, Fathead sculpin, Featherback, Fierasfer, Fire goby, Filefish, Finback cat shark, Fingerfish, Firefish, Flabby whale fish, Flagblenny, Flagfin, Flagfish, Flagtail, Flashlight fish, Flatfish, Flathead, Flathead catfish, Flier, Flounder, Flying gurnard, Flying fish, Footballfish, Forehead brooder, Four-eyed fish, French angelfish, Freshwater eel, Freshwater hatchetfish, Freshwater shark, Frigate mackerel, Frilled shark, Frogfish, Frogmouth catfish, Fusilier fish, Galjoen fis, Ganges shark, Geel, Garibaldi, Garpike, Ghost fish, Ghost flathead, Ghost knifefish, Ghost pipefish, Ghost shark, Ghoul, Giant danio, Giant gourami, Giant sea bass, Gibberfish, Gila trout, Gizzard shad, Glass catfish, Glassfish, Glass knifefish, Glowlight danio, Goatfish, Goblin shark, Goby, Golden dojo, Golden loach, Golden shiner, Golden trout, Goldeye, Goldfish, Gombessa, Goosefish, Gopher rockfish, Gourami, Grass carp, Graveldiver, Grayling, Gray mullet, Gray reef shark, Great white shark, Green swordtail, Greeneye, Greenling, Grenadier, Green spotted puffer, Ground shark, Grouper, Grunion, Grunt, Grunter, Grunt sculpin, Gudgeon, Guitarfish, Gulf menhaden, Gulper eel, Gulper, Gunnel, Guppy, Gurnard, Haddock, Hagfish, Hairtail, Hake, Halfbeak, Halfmoon, Halibut, Halosaur, Hamlet, Hammerhead shark, Hammerjaw, Handfish, Hardhead catfish, Harelip sucker, Hatchetfish, Hawkfish, Herring, Herring smelt, Hickory Shad, Horn shark, Horsefish, Houndshark, Huchen, Humuhumunukunukuapua'a, Hussar, Icefish, Ide, Ilisha, Inanga, Inconnu, Jack, Jackfish, Jack Dempsey, Japanese eel, Javelin, Jawfish, Jellynose fish, Jewelfish, Jewel tetra, Jewfish, John Dory, Kafue pike, Kahawai, Kaluga, Kanyu, Kelp perch, Kelpfish, Killifish, King of the herrings, Kingfish, King-of-the-salmon, Kissing gourami, Knifefish, Knifejaw, Koi, Kokanee, Kokopu, Kuhli loach, Labyrinth fish, Ladyfish, Lake chub, Lake trout, Lake whitefish, Lampfish, Lamprey, Lanternfish, Largemouth bass, Leaffish, Lefteye flounder, Lemon shark, Lemon sole, Lemon tetra, Lenok, Leopard danio, Lightfish, Limia, Lined sole, Ling, Ling cod, Lionfish, Livebearer, Lizardfish, Loach, Loach catfish, Loach goby, Loach minnow, Longfin, Longfin dragonfish, Longfin escolar, Longfin smelt, Long-finned char, Long-finned pike, Longjaw mudsucker, Longneck eel, Longnose chimaera, Longnose dace, Longnose lancetfish, Longnose sucker, Longnose whiptail catfish, Long-whiskered catfish, Loosejaw, Lost River sucker, Louvar, Loweye catfish, Luderick, Luminous hake, Lumpsucker, Lungfish, Mackerel, Mackerel shark, Madtom, Mahi-mahi, Mahseer, Mail-cheeked fish, Mako shark, Mandarinfish, Masu salmon, Medaka, Medusafish, Megamouth shark, Menhaden, Merluccid hake, Mexican golden trout, Midshipman fish, Milkfish,, Minnow, Minnow of the deep, Modoc sucker, Mojarra, Mola, Monkeyface prickleback, Monkfish, Mooneye, Moonfish, Moorish idol, Mora, Moray eel, Morid cod, Morwong, Moses sole, Mosquitofish, Mouthbrooder, Mozambique tilapia, Mrigal, Mud catfish (Mud cat), Mudfish, Mudminnow, Mud minnow, Mudskipper, Mudsucker, Mullet, Mummichog, Murray cod, Muskellunge, Mustache triggerfish, Mustard eel, Naked-back knifefish, Nase, Needlefish, Neon tetra, New World rivuline, New Zealand smelt, Nibble fish, Noodlefish, North American darter, North American freshwater catfish, North Pacific daggertooth, Northern anchovy, Northern clingfish, Northern lampfish, Northern pike, Northern sea robin, Northern squawfish, Northern stargazer, Notothen, Nurseryfish, Nurse shark, Oarfish, Ocean perch, Ocean sunfish, Oceanic whitetip shark, Oilfish, Oldwife, Old World knifefish, Olive flounder, Opah, Opaleye, Orange roughy, Orangespine unicorn fish, Orangestriped triggerfish, Orbicular batfish, Orbicular velvetfish, Oregon chub, Orfe, Oriental loach, Oscar, Owens pupfish, Pacific albacore, Pacific cod, Pacific hake, Pacific herring, Pacific lamprey, Pacific salmo, Pacific saury, Pacific trout, Pacific viperfish, Paddlefish, Pancake batfish, Panga, Paradise fish, Parasitic catfish, Parore, Parrotfish, Peacock flounder, Peamouth, Pearleye, Pearlfish, Pearl danio, Pearl perch, Pelagic cod, Pelican eel, Pelican gulper, Pencil catfish, Pencilfish, Pencilsmelt, Peppered corydoras, Perch, Peters' elephantnose fish, Pickerel, Pigfish, Pike conger, Pike eel, Pike, Pikeblenny, Pikeperch, Pilchard, Pilot fish, Pineapplefish, Pineconefish, Pink salmon, Píntano, Pipefish, Piranha, Pirarucu, Pirate perch, Plaice, Platy, Platyfish, Pleco, Plownose chimaera, Poacher, Pollock, Pomfret, Pompano dolphinfish, Ponyfish, Popeye catalufa, Porbeagle shark, Porcupinefish, Porgy, Port Jackson shark, Powen, Prickleback, Pricklefish, Prickly shark, Prowfish, Pufferfish, Pumpkinseed, Pupfish, Pygmy sunfish, Queen danio, Queen parrotfish, Queen triggerfish, Quillback, Quillfish, Rabbitfish, Raccoon butterfly fish, Ragfish, Rainbow trout, Rainbowfish, Rasbora, Ratfish, Rattail, Ray, Razorback sucker, Razorfish, Red Grouper, Red salmon, Red snapper, Redfin perch, Redfish, Redhorse sucker, Redlip blenny, Redmouth whalefish, Redtooth triggerfish, Red velvetfish, Red whalefish, Reedfish, Reef triggerfish, Remora, Requiem shark, Ribbon eel, Ribbon sawtail fish, Ribbonfish, Rice eel, Ricefish, Ridgehead, Riffle dace, Righteye flounder, Rio Grande perch, River loach, River shark, River stingray, Rivuline, Roach, Roanoke bass, Rock bass, Rock beauty, Rock cod, Rocket danio, Rockfish, Rockling, Rockweed gunnel, Rohu, Ronquil, Roosterfish, Ropefish, Rough scad, Rough sculpin, Roughy, Roundhead, Round herring, Round stingray, Round whitefish, Rudd, Rudderfish, Ruffe, Russian sturgeon, Sábalo, Sabertooth, Saber-toothed blenny, Sabertooth fish, Sablefish, Sacramento blackfish, Sacramento splittail, Sailfin silverside, Sailfish, Salamanderfish, Salmon, Salmon shark, Sandbar shark, Sandburrower, Sand dab, Sand diver, Sand eel, Sandfish, Sand goby, Sand knifefish, Sand lance, Sandperch, Sandroller, Sand stargazer, Sand tiger, Sand tilefish, Sandbar Shark - Carchathinus plumbeus, Sarcastic fringehead, Sardine, Sargassum fish, Sauger, Saury, Sawfishm, Saw shark, Sawtooth eel, Scabbard fish, Scaly dragonfish, Scat, Scissortail rasbora, Scorpionfish, Sculpin, Scup, Sea bass, Sea bream, Sea catfish, Sea chub, Sea devil, Sea dragon, Sea lamprey, Sea raven, Sea snail, Sea toad, Seahorse, Seamoth, Searobin, Sevan trout, Sergeant major, Shad, Shark, Sharksucker, Sharpnose puffer, Sheatfish, Sheepshead, Sheepshead minnow, Shiner, Shortnose chimaera, Shortnose sucker, Shovelnose sturgeon, Shrimpfish, Siamese fighting fish, Sillago, Silver carp, Silver dollar, Silver dory, Silver hake, Silverside, Silvertip tetra, Sind danio, Sixgill ray, Sixgill shark, Skate, Skilfish, Skipjack tuna, Slender mola, Slender snipe eel, Sleeper, Sleeper shark, Slickhead, Slimehead, Slimy mackerel, Slimy sculpin, Slipmouth, Smalleye squaretail, Smalltooth sawfish, Smelt, Smelt-whiting, Smooth dogfish, Snailfish, Snake eel, Snakehead, Snake mackerel, Snapper, Snipe eel, Snipefish, Snoek, Snook, Snubnose eel, Snubnose parasitic eel, Sockeye salmon, Soldierfish, Sole, South American darter, South American lungfish, Southern Dolly Varden, Southern flounder, Southern hake, Southern sandfish, Southern smelt, Spadefish, Spaghetti eel, Spanish mackerel, Spearfish, Speckled trout, Spiderfish, Spikefish, Spinefoot, Spiny basslet, Spiny dogfish, Spiny dwarf catfish, Spiny eel, Spinyfin, Splitfin, Spookfish, Spotted climbing perch, Spotted danio, Spottail Pinfish - Diplodus holbrooki, Sprat, Springfish, Squarehead catfish, Squaretail, Squawfish, Squeaker, Squirrelfish, Staghorn sculpin, Stargazer, Starry flounder, Steelhead, Stickleback, Stingfish, Stingray, Stonecat, Stonefish, Stoneroller minnow, Stream catfish, Striped bass, Striped burrfish, Sturgeon, Sucker, Suckermouth armored catfish, Summer flounder, Sundaland noodlefish,Sunfish, Surf sardine, Surfperch, Surgeonfish, Swallower, Swamp-eel, Swampfish, Sweeper, Swordfish, Swordtail, Tadpole cod, Tadpole fish, Tailor, Taimen, Tang, Tapetail, Tarpon, Tarwhine, Telescopefish, Temperate bass, Temperate perch, Tenpounder, Tenuis, Tetra, Thorny catfish, Thornfish, Threadfin, Threadfin bream, Thread-tail, Three spot gourami, Threespine stickleback, Three-toothed puffer, Thresher shark, Tidewater goby, Tiger barb, Tigerperch, Tiger shark, Tiger shovelnose catfish, Tilapia, Tilefish, Titan triggerfish, Toadfish, Tommy ruff, Tompot blenny, Tonguefish, Tope, Topminnow, Torpedo, Torrent catfish, Torrent fish, Trahira, Treefish, Trevally, Triggerfish, Triplefin blenny, Triplespine, Tripletail, Tripod fish, Trout, Trout cod, Trout-perch, Trumpeter, Trumpetfish, Trunkfish, Tubeblenny, Tube-eye, Tube-snout, Tubeshoulder, Tui chub, Tuna, Turbot, Two spotted goby, Uaru, Unicorn fish, Upside-down catfish, Vanjaram, Velvet belly lanternshark, Velvet catfish, Velvetfish, Vermillion Snapper - Rhomboplites aurorubens, Vimba, Viperfish, Wahoo, Walking catfish, Wallago, Walleye, Walleye Pollock, Walu, Warmouth, Warty angler, Waryfish, Waspfish, Weasel shark, Weatherfish, Weever, Weeverfish, Wels catfish, Whale catfish, Whalefish, Whale shark, Whiff, Whitebait, White croaker, Whitefish, White marlin, White shark, Whitetip reef shark, Whiting, Wobbegong, Wolf-eel, Wolffish, Wolf-herring, Worm eel, Wormfish, Wrasse, Wrymouth, X-ray fish, Yellowback fusilier, Yellowbanded perch, Yellow bass, Yellowedge grouper (Hyporthodus flavolimbatus), Yellow-edged moray, Yellow-eye mullet, Yellowhead jawfish, Yellowfin croaker, Yellowfin cutthroat trout, Yellowfin grouper, Yellowfin Tuna - Thunnus albacares, Yellowfin pike, Yellowfin surgeonfish, Yellowfin tuna, Yellowmargin triggerfish, Yellow moray, Yellow perch, Yellowtail, Yellowtail amberjack, Yellowtail barracuda, Yellowtail clownfish, Yellowtail horse mackerel, Yellowtail kingfish, Yellowtail snapper, Yellow tang, Yellow weaver, Yellowtail catfish, Zander, Zebra bullhead shark, Zebra danio, Zebrafish, Zebra lionfish, Zebra loach, Zebra oto, Zebra pleco, Zebra shark, Zebra tilapia, Zebra turkeyfish, Ziege, Zingel. Amphibians: Frogs and Toads, Painted frogs, Disc tongued frogs, Fire Belly toads, Litter frogs, European Spadefoot toads, Parsley frogs, Tongueless frogs, Clawed frogs, Mexican Burrowing Toad, American spadefoot toads, Screeching frogs, True toads, Glass Frogs, Poison dart frogs, Ghost frogs, Shovelnose frogs, Tree frogs, Sedge frogs, Southern frogs, Narrow-mouthed frogs, Australian ground frogs, True frogs, Moss frogs, Seychelles frog, Giant Salamanders, Asiatic Salamanders, Mole Salamanders, Pacific giant salamanders, Amphiumas, Lungless salamanders, Mudpuppies and Waterdogs, Torrent salamanders, True salamanders and Newts, Sirens, Common caecilians, Fish caecilians, Beaked caecilians. Reptiles: Turtles, common snapping turtles and alligator snapping turtle, pond turtles and box turtles, tortoises, Asian river turtles and allies, pignose turtles, softshell turtles, river turtles, mud turtles, sea turtles, leatherback turtles, tuataras, scaled reptiles, agamas, chameleons, casquehead lizard, iguanas, Madagascar iguanids, collared and leopard lizards, horned lizards, anoles, wood lizards, Neotropical ground lizards, geckos, legless lizards, blind lizards, spinytail Lizards, plated lizards, spectacled lizards, whiptails and tegus, Lacertids, skinks, night lizards, glass lizards, American legless lizards, knob-scaled lizards, gila monsters, earless Monitor lizards, monitor lizards, worm Lizards, shorthead Worm Lizards, two-legged Worm Lizards, snakes, wart snakes, false coral snakes, dwarf pipe snakes, African burrowing asps, stiletto snakes, boas, anacondas, Old World sand boas, Mauritius snakes, Colubrids, typical snakes, Asian pipe snakes, cobras, coral snakes, mambas, sea snakes, Mexican pythons, pythons, dwarf boas, pipe snakes, shield-tailed snakes, vipers, pitvipers, Fae's viper, night adders, pitvipers, rattlesnakes, true vipers, sunbeam snakes, blind snakes, primitive blind snakes, slender blind snakes, thread snakes, blind snakes, typical blind snakes, Crocodiles, alligators, garials. Aves: Ostrich, rheas, cassowaries and emu, kiwis, elephant birds, upland moas, great moas, lesser moas, Tinamous, Australian brush turkey,megapodes, chachalacas, curassows, and guans, Guineafowl, pheasants and allies, New World quail, pheasants and relatives, mihirungs, screamers, magpie-goose, ducks, geese, and swans, grebes, swimming flamingos, flamingos, pigeons and doves, sandgrouse, mesites, Tawny frogmouth, Nightjars, oilbird, potoos, frogmouths, owlet-nightjars, treeswifts, swifts, hummingbird, cuckoos and relatives, turacos and relatives, bustards, hoatzin, cranes and allies, cranes, limpkin, trumpeters, rails and allies, adzebills, finfoots, flufftails, rails and relatives, thick-knees and allies, thick-knees and relatives, sheathbills, Magellanic plover, plover-like waders, golden plovers, ibisbill, oystercatchers, plovers and lapwings, jacana-like waders, painted snipes, Egyptian plover, jacanas, seedsnipes, plains-wanderer, sandpipers and relatives, buttonquail, gulls and allies, coursers and pratincoles, crab-plover, skuas and jaegers, auks and puffins, gulls, skimmers and terns, sunbittern, tropicbirds, penguins, albatrosses, austral storm petrels, northern storm petrels, petrels and relatives, White stork, storks, frigatebirds, boobies and gannets, darters, cormorants and shags, ibises and spoonbills, hamerkop, shoebill, pelicans, herons and relatives, New World vultures, secretarybird, osprey, hawks, eagles, buzzards, harriers, kites and Old World vultures, barn owls, true owls, mousebirds, cuckooroller, trogons and quetzals, hornbills, hoopoe, woodhoopoes, bee-eater, rollers, ground rollers, todies, motmots, Kingfisher, jacamars, puffbirds, African barbets, Asian barbets, toucans, toucan barbets, American barbets, woodpeckers, honeyguides, seriemas, falcons and relatives, kakapo, kea and kakas, cockatoos, African and American parrots, Australasian parrots, Pesquet's parrot, vasa parrots, Pitta cyanea, Lyrebird, New Zealand wrens, suboscines, Old World suboscines, sapayoa, Calyptomenid broadbills, pittas, broadbills, asities, New World suboscines, bronchophones, manakins, cotingas, sharpbills, royal flycatchers and allies, becards and tityras, spadebills, many-colored rush tyrants, mionectine flycatchers, tyrant flycatchers, tracheophones, crescent-chests, gnateaters, antbirds, antpittas, ground antbirds, ovenbirds, oscines, scrub-birds, lyrebirds, bowerbirds, Australasian treecreepers, Australasian wrens, bristlebirds, gerygones and allies, honeyeaters and relatives, Australasian babblers, logrunners, quail-thrushes and jewel-babblers, cuckoo-shrikes, whitehead and allies, sittellas, wattled ploughbills, whipbirds and quail-thrushes, Australo-Papuan bellbirds, crested shriketits, painted berrypeckers, vireos and relatives, whistlers and relatives, Old World orioles, Boatbills, woodswallows and butcherbirds, mottled berryhunter, ioras, bristlehead, bushshrikes and relatives, wattle-eyes and batises, vangas , fantails, silktail, drongo fantail, drongos, blue-capped ifrits, Australian mudnesters, birds-of-paradise, monarch flycatchers, shrikes, jays and crows, berrypeckers, satinbirds, Australasian robins, stitchbird, wattlebirds, rockfowl, rock-jumpers, rail-babbler, fairy warblers, hyliotas, penduline tits, chickadees and true tits, Nicators, bearded reedling, larks, African warblers, cisticolas and relatives, marsh warblers, pygmy wren-babblers, grass warblers, Malagasy warblers, swallows and martins, bulbuls, leaf warblers, bush warblers , Bushtits, true warblers, parrotbills, fulvettas, white-eyes, babblers and relatives, fulvettas, ground babblers, laughing thrushes, kinglets, spotted wren-babblers, Hawaiian honeyeaters, silky-flycatchers, waxwings, Palmchat, hypocolius, wallcreeper, nuthatches, treecreepers, wrens, gnatcatchers, dippers, thrushes and relatives, flycatchers and relatives, oxpeckers, mockingbirds and thrashers, starlings and mynas , sugarbirds, dapplethroat and allies, flowerpeckers, sunbirds, fairy-bluebirds, leafbirds, olive warbler, accentors, pink-tailed bunting, weavers and relatives, whydahs and indigobirds, weaver finches, Old World sparrows, wagtails and pipits, finches and relatives, longspurs, snow buntings, rosy thrush-tanagers, Old World buntings and New World sparrows, American sparrows, palm-tanager and allies, New World blackbirds and New World orioles, Cuban warblers, wood warblers, cardinals, grosbeaks, and New World buntings, tanagers and relatives. MAMMALS: Rat, Bat, Horse, Standardbred, Throughbred, Saddlebred, Arab, Palomino, Australian stock, Appaloosa, Barb, Lippizaner, Mustang, American Shetland, Falabella, Percheron, Shire, Mule, Bullock, Setter, Oxen, Camel, Tiger, Lion, Hyaenas, Leopard, Bear, Cat, Dog, Sheep, Goat, Cow, Cob, Pig, Chamois, Bulldog, Borzoi, Loris, Longspur, Harvest mouse, Spiny – ant eater, Duck – billed platypus, Elephant, Rhinoceros, Tonkinese, Ragdoll, Margay, Tapir, Seal, Sea lion, Walrus, Dolphin, Bactrian camel, Arabian camel, Bushbaby, Burmese cat, Whale, Porpoise, Aardvark, Ape, Monkey, Gorilla, Chimpanzee, Flying Lemur, Hare, Pika, Macaque, Rabbit, Colobus, Antelope, Caribou, Cattle, Deer, Grizzly bear, Hyrax, Armadillo, Porcupine, Hedgehog, Arctic hare, Mole, Shrew, Beaver, Asian black bear, Polar bear, Sloth bear, Spectacled bear, Mouse, Squirrel, Dugong, Moose, Fallow deer, Reindeer, Red deer, Manatee, Egyptian Mau, Scottish fold, Himalayan, Birman, Red squirrel, Hippopotamus, Weasel, Whale, Wither, Blue whale, Sperm whale, Killer whale, Wallaby, Beluga, Baird’s beaked whale, Grey whale, Bryde’s whale, Pygmy right whale, Southern right whale, Seal, Ape, Indri, Aye – aye, Alaskan Malamute, Dobermann, Beagle, Kinkajou, Afgan Hound, Rough Collie, Cardigan Welsh Corgi, Sheepdog, Pointer, Poddle, Weimaraner, Bloodhound, Zebra, Giraffe, Yak, Arctic fox, Polecat, Golden Retriever, Kerry Blue, Prairie dog, Airedale, German spitz, Pekingese, Otter, Shih Tzu, Proboscis monkey, Orang – utan, Red Howler monkey, Spider monkey, Sloth, Koala, Pangolin, Mustelid, Mongoose, Guinea pig, Malayan Porcupine, Naked Mole rat, Capybara, Pallid Gerbil, Brown rat, Somali, Ocicat, Balinese, Bengal, Cymric, Chartreux, Devon Rex, Turkish Angora, Russian Blue, Yellow – necked woodmouse, Hamster, Grey squirrel, Chipmunk, Fox, Blue Longhair, Chinese Pangolin, Blue – cream shorthair, Tortoiseshell and white shorthair, Brown spotted shorthair, Red and white Japanese bobtail, Javanese, Red Persian Longhair, Brown classic tabby maine coon, Lilac angora, Seal point Siamese, Brown and white sphinx, Red classic tabby manx, Vampire bat, Proboscis bat, Franquet’s fruit bat, Bengal Tiger, Horseshoe bat, Noctule bat, Funnel - eared bat, Blue exotic, Foreign lilac oriental shorthair, Boxer, Bay, Cream point colour pointed british shorthair, Abyssinian, Cinnamon silver Cornish rex, Wolverine, Skunk, Human being, Pine marten, Stoat, Chocolate point longhair, Husky, Ant eater, Kangaroo, Gray Mouse Lemur, Musk oxen, Raccoon dogrie, Pasnda, Bouto, Pembroke Welsh corgi, Whippet, Whisker, Indus river dolphin, Franciscana, Sorrel, Finless porpoise, Jerboa, Harbour porpoise, Bottlenose dolphin, Border Collie, Diana Monkey, White – beaked dolphin, Atlantic white – sided dolphin, Bobcat, Alpaca, Aberdeen angus, Lynx, Pacific white – sided dolphin, Rhesus monkey, Irish wolfhound, Baboon, Slivery marmoset, Puma, Ocelot, Norwegian Forest Cat, Basenji, Keeshond, Akita, Samoyed, Briard, Brittaney, Vizsla, Weimaraner, Saluki, Greyhound, Rottweiler, Bullmastiff, Newfoundland, Puli, Bombay, Sphynx, Kangaroo rat, Humpback whale, Red panda, Maltese, Pug, Chihuahua, Papillon, Pomeranian, Schipperke, Aardwolve, Cheetah, Civet, Red – Bellied Lemur, Moustache, Monkey, Yorkshire terrier, German shepherd, Clumber spaniel, Bouvier des Flandres, Belgian sheepdog, Boston terrier, Italian greyhound, Chesapeake Bay retriever, Genet, Musk deer, Bichon fries, Rock Hyrax, Pony, Mink, Mammoth, Mastodon, Giant sloth, Llama, African Elephant, DeBrazza’s Monkey, Siberian Tiger, Hackney Pony, Bonnet Monkey, German wirehaired pointer, Ferret, Jaguar, Dalmatian, Red Bengal Tiger, Badger, Shunk, Skye terrier, Great dane, Grampus, Bandicoot, Wolf, Marmot, Squirrel monkey, Sable, Minke whale, Spectacle porpoise, Opossums, Airedale, Wombat. etc , Ramapithecus, Australopithecus bosei or Paranthropus bosei, Zinjanthopus bosei, Homo – erectus ( Java man, Peking man, Heidelberg man ), Homo – Sapiens ( Neanderthal man, Cro – Magnon man) to the modern humans with their development and structure of their Heart, their contributions to the formation of the modern humans. What is the origin of the heart? In which place the heart is situated? What is the weight of our (modern humans) heart? Can a person live without a heart? What is the function of the heart? How heart pumps blood to the body? What type of circulation takes place in the human heart? How big our human heart is? Why is our (modern humans) heart considered as the most developed in the world? Why does heart stop? What are heart sounds? What are the types of heart sounds? What causes the heart sounds heard with a stethoscope? What is the anatomy of the heart? Why heart is considered an important organ in the body? Why can’t people live if heartbeat stops? Where is heart located in? How many chambers are present in the heart? What is the number of heart beats per minute? What is the amount of blood pumped by heart? How much blood does the human heart pump in a lifetime? And Short notes on heart attack i.e. what is the definition of a heart attack? Why does a heart attack occur? What are the types of the heart attack? What happens if human get a heart attack? What are the symptoms of Heart attack? What are the causes of the Heart attack? What are the risk factors related to the Heart attack? What are the types of risk factors cause the Heart attack? What are the complications of a Heart attack? What types of diagnosis useful in detecting and treating a heart attack? What treatment is needed to treat heart attack patients? What are 5 strategies to be maintained after the heart attack? What to do after recovery from a heart attack? What is cardiac rehabilitation? Why cardiac rehabilitation is needed to heart attack patients? Does cardiac rehabilitation create positive effects? What are a lifestyle and home remedies are to be maintained? What type of coping and support should be given to heart attack patients? What are the immediate measures should be taken when you encounter an emergency of heart attack patient? What signs and symptoms list should be made to consult a doctor? What is a widow maker heart attack? What is the definition of a widowmaker heart attack? What are the symptoms of Widowmaker heart attack? What are the causes of Widowmaker heart attack? What are the risk factors related to Widowmaker heart attack? What are the complications of a widowmaker heart attack? What types of diagnosis useful in detecting and treating a widowmaker heart attack? What treatment is needed to treat heart attack patients? How to make over your lifestyle? What type of measures should be taken to stay away from a heart attack? What are 20 types of foods should be taken to keep your heart healthy? Solutions and answers of above questions, material and topics are included and cleared in this book.'

[petitelepus]

For the ask 53,51,32,18,15.

THANK YOU, I needed these...!

15: Have any pets?

My family has a lot of pets, but I have a Cornish Rex cat named Hippo living with my parents because my counselor doesn’t let me take him to live with me. Hippo’s breed should have almost naked curly fur and they should be skinny as French model, but Hippo is too hairy for his breed to be considered as a proper Rex.

Here he is! My baby boy is so fat but I love him so much! Look at him yawn!

He’s always with people and recently he started to take a shine on my father because he is hot as a furnace but my father couldn’t care any less from Hippo. Look how he adores my father!

18: Are you scared of spiders?

I LOVE spiders! I used to be deathly afraid of them but one summer when I was 13 I was walking to our summer house’s beach and I felt something walking against my bare leg. I looked down fearing it was an ant but NOPE it was a big black spider!

Naturally, I screamed and swatted at it with my hand but I missed and hit myself instead and we just froze then and stared at each other. That’s when I noticed that the spider didn’t bite me or do anything mean to me. It just stared at me and kept completely still. I slowly extended my hand then and picked it up and took it to our garden. After that, I have been extremely fond of spiders and I’m a passionate Exotic Lair follower in Youtube! I recommend that you watch his videos where he feeds or waters his tarantulas!

32: What is your favorite color?

I love all shades of blue, green and red, but my favorites are navy blue, army green, and wine red! Purple and violet are also my top picks because they are the colors of Poison-type Pokémons!

51: Favourite food?

Subway Melt with Sesam Seed sandwich, ham, turkey, bacon, cheese, toasted and covered with salad, cucumber, and tomato. I could eat them all the time...! I love lasagna and macaroni box also, shrimp tempura, POTATOES, CARROTS, Burger King’s Bacon King hamburger, mozzarella sticks, fried chicken, salmon and pizza with ham, pepperoni, bacon, double cheese, and mushrooms. Sorry, this became a restaurant menu now! ^c^’

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

Dammit, calling me out like this! I took my medication, searched some cartoons from my childhood, watched Steven Universe clips and talked to my sister over the phone because for some reason she had to call for me at 10 pm. 

[hokey-pokey-loki]

Puppy Love

WORD COUNT: 1828

RATING: PG-13

WARNINGS: None!

PROMPT: I saw something like this on tumblr but it was a Peter Parker x reader where the reader is a shapeshifter and shifts into a puppy before Peter arrives at the tower so he just thinks he has this cute little puppy it's adorable. Anyway I thought I'd do it but where Loki shifts into a puppy to hide from the Avengers and hear the things they say about him But reader finds him and falls in love with the "puppy" enjoy!

     "He's dangerous, Thor, we can't have him here," Natasha says and Tony nods. "She's right. What's stopping him from repeating history?" He asks and Thor sighs. "He's changed, he may be rough around the edges and still a trickster but he would never repeat that, I know he's changed, I can see it and he's my brother, if anything happens, I will take full responsibility and he'll go straight back to Asgard," Thor says and Bruce shrugs. "He doesn't seem that bad anymore I say we give it a shot."

     A certain puppy watches the conversation between the four avengers go down with blue eyes and soft black fur. "W-What's this?" Everyone turns only to see you walk in wearing pajamas and picking the puppy up. Loki growls but you don't put him down. "Is that a dog? Where'd that come from?" Nat asks and you just shrug. "I don't know but he's adorable. I'm keeping him," you say and the puppy whines. "You must be hungry little guy," she says and sets him on the counter while rummaging through the fridge for something that could be taken for dog food.

     "A puppy in the Avengers tower? Really (Y/N)? I'm not taking care of him," Tony says walking by and you nod. "I know, I will, look he's cute! I've never seen a lab with blue eyes!" You say looking into his face. Loki swipes his tongue across your nose and you giggle and go back to looking for food. Realization hits Thor and he grabs the puppy and shakes his head at it. "(Y/N), I think I should take this puppy, maybe to the pound," he says and you sigh. "Why? I hate pounds they're so sad, I could take care of him easily," you answer, pulling ground turkey out of a container in the fridge and some leftover salmon from last night's salmon dinner. "Seriously? You're feeding the dog our salmon?" Nat asks and you chuckle. "Salmon's good for dogs... I think," you say and mix the two together with some bacon grease and put it in front of the dog. "What are you going to name him?" Bruce asks and you shrug watching him eat. "Loki," Thor says and the dog barks at Thor. "Isn't that weird since he's coming to stay?" You ask and Thor shrugs. "I don't think my brother will mind," Thor says and Loki growls at Thor.

     Loki licks the bowl completely clean and you wash it and carry Loki to your room in your apartment, holding the puppy in your arm. You set him on your bed where he sits patiently and looks over at one of your walls made completely out of thick glass with a set of French doors in the middle and a balcony looking over the state of New York. Last time Loki was here he was a much different person, he knows he's changed.

     "You share a name with a pretty scary dude," you say looking through your books. "Although respectfully he is a God, he doesn't always act like one or so I've heard," you say and pull out a Stephen King book called, "The Dark Half." You sit back against the headboard and open the book. After some contemplating, Loki walks carefully over and lies right against your leg, letting out a sigh. You smile and rub his belly to which he spreads further, stretching his short legs. "Where did you come from?" You ask and sigh, going back to reading.

~~~

     "You ready, (Y/N)?" Nat asks, popping her head in the door. "Just touching up my make up," you respond, putting on another layer of mascara. Nat sits on the bed next to Loki who's sat upright watching you. Nat brings her hand to the dog's head but he nips her before she can touch him. "Ow!" She yells and pushes the puppy off of the bed. "Nat!" you yelp and Nat holds her hand. "He bit me!" She yells and Loki whines. You pick Loki up and set him back on the bed. "Alright, I'm done, let's go," you say and you two leave the compound to do the weekly grocery shopping. Usually Tony would have someone paid to do that but you and Nat haven't left the compound in weeks and find yourselves suffering from a little cabin fever. Just after you two leave, Thor watches the vehicle leave the compound and marches straight into your apartment and to your room where Loki lies comfortable on the bed. At the sight of Thor he sits up and transforms into his usual form. "Brother, What is your goal?" Thor asks and closes the door behind him. "Well, I was spying on you and the three Avengers who clearly don't want me here but I got adopted by that one," Loki says referencing you. "Why is she an avenger anyway?" He asks and Thor sighs. "(Y/N) is an assassin," Loki raises his eyebrows. "Shocking, but that explains the knives on her wall," Loki says and nods. "Brother, you have to stop this," Thor says and Loki lies back on your bed. "Why should I? She thinks I'm a puppy. I got to see her undress today it was... nothing short of amazing," he says with a smirk. "You're disgusting. When she finds out she's going to be upset."

     "I guess we just won't tell her then?" Loki says with a shrug and Thor shakes his head. "I guess you'll never get very far with her?" Thor says and turns to leave. "What do you mean?" Loki asks and Thor turns back to his brother. "Well as long as you're a puppy, you're never going to get very far with her," he says and Loki sighs. "I know that, I don't want to "get very far with her" she's just a human after all," Loki says with a shrug and Thor chuckles. "Okay then I guess you're right," he says and leaves and Loki turns and walks out onto the balcony. "This way she doesn't know how terrible of a being I am," he says leaning over the railing with a sigh.

~~~

     The sun hits your eyes and you groan, rolling in the opposite direction of the window. You slowly open your eyes and immediately scream, jumping out of bed and grabbing your Katana from the wall. Loki sits up, still confused from sleep and looks down to find that sleep has somehow brought him back to his original form. He presses his hand to his slightly hairy bare chest. "What the-"

     "Who are you and what do you want?" You ask, holding the Katana in combat mode, ready to kill. You were never there for the New York incident but you heard about it from your home on the news. "Seriously?" Loki breathes out, looking down at his form. "Look, I'm Loki now calm down," he says. "Calm down!? You're Loki? Like the Loki? Thor's brother?" You ask and he nods. "Yes, I have no plans to harm anyone if you put the Katana down I can explain," he says and you set the Katana back on the wall and cross your arms.

     Just before Loki can explain himself, Nat, Bruce, Tony, and Thor all burst into the room, ready to fight and Thor chuckles at the sight of his brother holding his blanket up to cover his undressed and sleepy form. "(Y/N)!? Is everything okay??" Tony asks and she nods. "How did he get in here?" Nat asks pointing to Loki. "I was just about to find out," she says and Loki sighs. "As you may know, I can shapeshift. In order to spy on their conversation about me I turned into a puppy to hide and listen but I only got so far when-"

     "You pretended to be a puppy just to listen to our conversation?" Bruce asks and Loki nods. "I'm not proud of that and (Y/N), I'm sorry I tricked you I didn't mean for this," he says and she shrugs. "It's not a big deal I guess," she says and he sighs. "I'm just glad it didn't go on longer," she says and he nods. "Me too," he says and glares at his brother. Loki stands, holding the blanket to himself still. "Well we came on an agreement to let you stay but now I'm second guessing that," Nat says and Loki nods. "I understand, it was an invasion of privacy and extremely rude," Loki says and Tony raises his eyebrows. "Are you... apologizing?" Tony asks and Loki nods. "It's the closest thing to an apology you'll get from me," Loki says and Thor chuckles. "Alright fine, you can stay but no more shapeshifting for malicious intent," Tony says and Nat nods. Loki nods. "Thank you," Loki says and looks briefly to (Y/N), arms crossed and hair slightly messy.

     That night it was your turn to cook dinner so you decided to make Lebanese food for the first time. While cooking, Loki steps into the room where it was just you and him. "(Y/N)," his voice sounded so lovely saying your name. "I wanted to apologize for Yesterday so I thought I'd get you something," he says and holds out a box for you. He’s much more handsome than you thought he’d be with shoulder length black hair slicked back and an all black suit on. His skin is pale but from what you saw of him earlier, he’d definitely toned. His blue eyes cut straight to your heart when h snakes eye contact with you and your knees go slightly weak. "Loki, you didn't have to do anything, it's okay, really," you say but he pushes it towards you. You open the box and smile at the little black lab puppy smiling at you with chocolate brown eyes. "Unfortunately I couldn't find one with blue eyes but I'm hoping this will at least make up for my behavior," he says and you pull the puppy out of the box and hold it to your chest. "Her name is Tate," he says and you melt. "Loki, this is too much," you say and run around the island in the kitchen to hug Loki who accepts you against his chest, his leather suit not exactly comfortable but you continue to hug him anyway, arms wrapped around his midsection. "I'm glad you like it. I'm hoping we can start over," he says and you step back. "Hello, I'm (Y/N)." You say and hold out your hand. "Loki," he says and the two of you shake hands. "Good," he says with a smile tugging on his firm lips.

[leanstooneside]

Familiarity breeds contempt

UNDER CLOVER AND BIRDS APROWL ARE IN THE ROOKERIES

DEEP; APERSONAL PROBLEM A LOCATIVE ENIGMA; UPRIGHT ONE VEHICULE OF ARCANISATION IN THE FIELD LYING CHAP FLOODSUPPLIER OF CELICULATION THROUGH EBBLANES; A PART OF THE WHOLE AS A PORT FOR A WHALE; DEAR HEWITT CASTELLO EQUERRY WERE DAYLIGHTED WITH OUR OUTING AND ARE LOOKING BACKWARDS

ALL HIS FOURTEEN OTHER FULLBACK MAULERS OR HURLING STARS OR WHATEVER THE DAGOS THEY ARE BAITING AT MY LORD ORNERY€™S

VICOUS CICLES YET REMEWS THE SAME; THE DRAIN RATS BLESS HIS OFFALS WHILE THE PARK BIRDS CURSE HIS FLOODLIGHTS; PORTOBELLO EQUADOCTA THERECOCTA PERCORELLO; HE POURS INTO THE SOFTCLAD SHELLBORN THE HARD CASH EARNED IN WATLING STREET; HIS BIRTH PROVED ACCIDENTAL SHOWS HIS DEATH ITS GRAVE MISTAKE; BROUGHT US GIANT IVY FROM THE LAND OF YOUNKERS AND BEWITTHERED APOSTOLOPOLOS WITH THE GALE OF HIS GALL; WHILE SATISFIED THAT SOFT YOUTHFUL BRIGHT MATCHLESS GIRLS SHOULD BOSOM INTO FINE SILKCLAD JOYOUS BLOOMING YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT SO PLEASED

ALL FITZPATRICKS IN HIS EMIRATE REMEMBER HIM THE BOYS OF WETFORD HAIL HIM BABU; INDANIFIED HIMSELF WITH BORO TRIBUTE AND WAS SCHENKT PUBLICLY TO BRIGSTOLL; WAS GIVEN THE LIGHT IN DREY ORCHAFTS AND ENTUMULED IN THREEPLEXES; HIS LIKENESS IS IN TERRECUITE

ALL POSH AND ROBBAGE ON A MELODEONTIC SCALE SINCE HIS MAN€™S WHEN IS NO OTHERMAN€™S QUANDOUR MINE DANK YOU

ESCHATOLOGICAL CHAPTERS OF HUMPHREY€™S JUSTESSE OF THE JAYPEES AND HUNTED FOR BY THEBAN RECENSORS WHO SNIFF THERE€™S SOMETHING BEHIND THE BUG OF THE DEAF; THC KING WAS IN HIS CORNERWALL MELKING MARK SO MURRY THE QUEEN WAS STEEP IN ARMBOUR FEELING FAIN AND FURRY THE MAYDS WAS MIDST THE HAWTHORNS SHOEING UP THEIR HOSE OUT PIMPS THE BACK GUARDS POMP! AND PUMP GUN THEY GOES; TO ALL HIS FORETELLERS HE REARED A STONE AND FOR ALL HIS COMETHERS HE PLANTED A TREE; FORTY ACRES SIXTY MILES WHITE STRIPE RED STRIPE WASHES HIS FLEET IN ANNACRWATTER; WHOU MISSED A PORTER SO WHOT SHALL HE DO FOR HE WANTED TO SIT FOR PIMPLOCO BUT THEY€™VE CAUGHT HIM TO STAND FOR SUE?; DUTCHLORD DUTCHLORD OVERAWES US; HEADMOUND KING AND MARTYR DUNSTUNG IN THE YEAST PITRELEPOREIN PETRIN BARTHTHEGRETEBYTHEEXCHANGE; HE HESTENS TOWARDS DAMES TROTH AND WEDDING HAND LIKE THE PRINCE OF ORANGE AND NASSAU WHILE HE HAS TRINITY LEFT BEHIND HIM LIKE BOWLBEGGAR BILLTHEBUSTONLY; BROW OF A HAZELWOOD POOL IN THE DARK; CHANGES BLOWICKS INTO BULLOCKS AND A WELL OF ARTESIA INTO A BIRD OF ARABIA; THE HANDWRITING ON HIS FACEWALL THE CRYPTOCONCHOIDSIPHONOSTOMATA IN HIS EXPRUSSIANS; HIS BIRTHSPOT LIES BEYOND THE HEROSPONT AND HIS BURIALPLOT IN THE PLEASANT LITTLE FIELD; IS THE YLDIST KIOSK

POOR WAIFSTRAYS ON THE PERISH; READS THE CHARMS OF H. C. ENDERSEN ALL THE WEAKS OF HIS EVENIN AND THE CRIMES OF IVAUN THE TAURRIBLE EVERY STRONGDAY MORN; SOAPS YOU SOFT TO YOUR FACE AND SLAPS HIMSELF WHEN HE€™S BADEND; OWNS THE BULGIEST BUNGBARREL THAT EVER WAS TIPTAPPED IN THE PRIVACE OF THE MULLINGAR INN; WAS BOM WITH A NUASILVER TONGUE IN HIS MOUTH AND WENT ROUND THE COAST OF IRON WITH HIS LIFT HAND TO THE SCENE; RAISED BUT TWO FINGERS AND YET SMELT IT WOULD DAY; FOR WHOM IT IS EASIER TO FOUND A SEE IN EBBLANNAH

OLD STOCK COLLAR IS COMING BACK

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SOCIANIST COMMONISER; MADE A SUMMER ASSAULT ON OUR SHORES AND BEGIDDY GOT HIS SANDS FULL; FIRST HE SHOT DOWN RAGLAN ROAD AND THEN HE TORE UP MARLBOROUGH PLACE; CROMLECHHEIGHT AND CROMMALHILL WERE HIS FARFAMED FEETRESTS WHEN OUR LURCH AS LOUT LET FREE INTO THE LUBAR HELOVED; MARESCHALLED HIS WARDMOTES AND DELIMITED THE MAIN; NETTED BEFORE NIBBLING CAN SCARCE TURN A SCALE BUT GROSSED AFTER MEALS WEIGHS A TOWN IN HIMSELF; BANBA PRAYED FOR HIS CONVERSION BEURLA MISSED THAT GRAND OLD VOICE; A COLOSSUS AMONG CABBAGES THE MELARANCITRONE OF FRUITS; LARGER THAN LIFE DOUGHTIER THAN DEATH; GRAN TURCO OREGE FORMENT; LACHSEMBULGER LEPERLEAN; THE SPARKLE OF HIS GENIAL FANCY THE DEPTH OF HIS CALM SAGACITY THE CLEARNESS OF HIS SPOTLESS HONOUR THE FLOW OF HIS BOUNDLESS BENEVOLENCE; OUR FAMILY FURBEAR OUR TRIBAL TARNPIKE; QUARY WAS HE INVINCIBLED AND CUR WAS HE BURKED; PARTITIONED IRSKAHOLM UNITED IRISHMEN; HE TOOK A SVIG AT HIS OWN METHYR BUT SHE TESTED A BIT GORKY AND AS FOR THE SALMON HE WAS COMING UP IN HIM ALL LIFE LONG; COMM EILERDICH HECKLEBURY AND SAWYER THEE WARDEN; SILENT AS THE BEE IN HONEY STARK AS THE BREATH ON HAUWCK COSTELLO KINSELLA MAHONY MORAN THOUGH YOU ROPE AMRIQUE YOUR HOME RULER IS DAN

ASUNDERED; GO AWAY WE ARE DELUDED COME BACK WE

DREARS MAN OR ARE YOU

ANULAR YEARS BEFORE HE WALLOWED ROUND RAGGIANT CIRCOS; THE CABALSTONE AT THE COPING OF HIS CAVIN IS A CANINE CONSTANT

NATIONALIST; SYLVIACOLA IS SHY

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SHAGGY NECK FIGURE LEFT HE IS RATIONED

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CIVILISED HUMANITY AND BUT A WART ON EUROPE; WANAMADE SINGSIGNS TO SOUNDSENSE AN YIT HE WANNA GIT ALL HIS FLESCH NUEMAID MOTTS TRULY PRURAL AND PLUSIBLE; HAS EXCISIVELY LARGE RINGS AND IS UNCUSTOMARILY PERFUMED; LUSTETH ATH HE

RIGHT HE IS HOISTED

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FAT LIKE FATLIKE TALLOW OF GREASEFULNESS YEA OF DRIPPING GREASEFULNESS; DID NOT SAY TO THE OLD OLD DID NOT SAY TO THE SCORBUTIC SCORBUTIC; HE HAS FOUNDED A HOUSE URU A HOUSE HE HAS FOUNDED TO WHICH HE HAS ASSIGNED ITS FATE; BEARS A RAAVEN GEULANT ON A FJELD DUIV; RUZ THE HALO OFFHIS VARLET WHEN HE APPEARED TO HIS SHECOOK AS HAYCOCK EMMET BOARO TOARO OSTERICH MANGY AND SKUNK; PRESSED THE BEER OF ALED AGE OUT OF THE NETTLES OF RASHNESS; PUT A ROOF ON THE LODGE FOR HYMN AND A COQ IN HIS POT PRO HOMO; WAS DAPIFER THEN PANCIRCENSOR THEN HORTIFEX MAGNUS; THE TOPES THAT TIPPLED ON HIM THE TYPES THAT TOPPLED OFF HIM; STILL STARTS OUR HARES YET GATES OUR GOAT; POCKETBOOK PACKETBOAT GAPMAN GUNRUN; THE LIGHT OF OTHER DAYS DIRE DREARY DARKNESS; OUR AWFUL DAD TIMOUR OF TORTUR; PUZZLING STARTLING SHOCKING NAY PERTURBING; WENT PUFFING FROM KING€™S BRUGH TO NEW CUSTOMS DOFFING THE GIBBOUS OFF HIM TO EVERY BREACH OF ALL SIZE; WITH PA€™S NEW HEFT AND PAPA€™S NEW HELVE HE€™S PAPAPA€™S OLD CUTLASS PAPAPAPA LEFT US; WHEN YOUNGHEADED OLDSHOULDERED AND MIDDLISHNECK AGED ABOUT; CALLER HERRING EVERY €” DAILY TURGID TARPON OVERNIGHT; SEE LORYON THE COMALEON THAT CHANGED ENDOCRINE HISTORY BY LOEVEN HIS LOAF WITH FORTY BANNUCKS; SHE DROVE HIM DAFE TILL HE DRIV HER BLIND UP; THE PIGEONS DOVES BE PERCHIN ALL OVER HIM ONE DAY ON BASLESBRIDGE AND THE RAVENS DUV BE PITCHIN THEIR DARK NETS AFTER HIM THE NEXT NIGHT BEHIND KOENIGSTEIN€™S ARBOUR; TRONF OF THE REP COMF OF THE PRIV PROSP OF THE PUB; HIS HEADWOOD IT€™S IDEAL IF HIS FEET ARE BALLY CLAY; HE

LIBERAL EDUCATION; WAS DIPPED IN HOILY OLIVES AND CHRYSMED IN SCENT OTOOLES; HEARS CRICKET ON THE EARTH BUT ANNOYS THE LIFE OUT OF PREDIKANTS; STILL TURNS THE DURC€™S EAR OF DARIUS TO THE NOW THOROUGHLY INFURIOTED€™ ONE OF GOD; MADE MAN WITH JUTS THAT JERK AND MINTED MONEY MONG MANEY; LIKES A SIX ACUP PUDDING WHEN HE€™S COME WHOME SWEETWHOME; HAS COME THROUGH ALL THE ERAS OF LIVSADVENTURE FROM MOONSHINE AND SHAMPAYING DOWN TO CLOUTS AND POTTLED PORTER; WOOLLEM THE FARSED HAHNREICH THE ALTHE CHARGE THE SACKEND WRITCHAD THE THORD; IF A MANDRAKE SHRICKED TO CONVULTURES AT LAST SURVIVING HIS BIRTH THE WEIBDUCK WILL WAIL BITTERNLY OVER THE ROTTER€™S RESURRECTION; LOSES WEIGHT IN THE MOON NIGHT BUT GIRD GIRDER BY THE SUNDAWN; WITH ONE TOUCH OF NATURE SET A VEILED WORLD AGRIN AND WENT WITHIN A SHEET OF TISSUEPAPER OF THE OPTION OF THREE GAOLS; WHO COULD SEE AT ONE BLICK A SAUMON TAKEN WITH A LANCE HUNTERS PURSUING A DOE A SWALLOWSHIP IN FULL SAIL A WHYTEROBE LIFTING A HOST; FACED FLAPPERY LIKE OLD KING CNUT AND TURNED HIS BACK LIKE CINCINNATUS; IS A FARFAR

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LONG GUNN BUT NOT FOR COTTON; STOOD HIS SHARP ASSAULT OF FAMINE BUT GREW GIRTHER GIRTHER AND GIRTHER; HE HAS TWENTY FOUR OR SO COUSINS GERMINATING IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND A NAMESAKE WITH AN INITIAL DIFFERENCE IN THE ONCE KINGDOM OF POLAND; HIS FIRST€™S A YOUNG ROSE AND HIS SECOND€™S FRENCH€“EGYPTIAN AND HIS WHOLE MEANS A SLUMP AT CHRISTIE€™S; FORTH OF HIS PIERCED PART CAME THE WOMAN OF HIS DREAMS BLOOD THICKER THEN WATER LAST TRADE OVERSEAS; BUYSHOP OF GLINTYLOOK EORL OF HOED; YOU AND I ARE IN HIM

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PARLIAMENTARY MOTION THIS TERM WHICH UNDER MY GUIDANCE WOULD ESTABLISH THE DELETERIOUSNESS OF DECOROUSNESS IN THE MORBIDISATION OF THE MODERN MANDABOUTWOMAN TYPE IS TO THE FERA

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TIONAL BETTERMENT IN THE READJUSTMENT OF THE MORE REFRANGIBLE ANGLES TO THE SQUEALS OF HIS HYPOTHESIS ON THE OUTER TIN SIDES I CAN EASILY BELIEVE HEARTILY IN MY OWN MOST SPACIOUS IMMENSITY AS MY OWNHOUSE AND MICROBEMOST COSM WHEN I AM REASSURED BY RATIO THAT THE CUBE OF MY VOLUMES IS TO THE SURFACES

GREEN MANTLE; OUR FRIEND VIKELEGAL OUR SWARAN FOI; UNDER THE FOUR STONES BY HIS STREAMS WHO VANISHED THE WASSAILBOWL AT THE JOY OF SHELLS; MORA AND LORA HAD A HILL OF A HIGH TIME LOOKING DOWN ON HIS CONFUSION TILL FIRM LOOK IN READINESS FORWARD SPEAR AND THE WINDFOOT OF CURACH STREWED THE LAKEMIST OF LEGO OVER THE LAST OF HIS FIELDS; WE DARKENED FOR YOU FAULTERER IN THE YEAR OF MOURNING BUT WE€™LL FIDHIL TO THE DIMTWINKLERS WHEN THE STREAMY MORVENLIGHT CALLS UP THE SUNBEAM; HIS STRIPED PANTALOONS HIS RATHER STRANGE WALK; HEREDITATIS COLUMNA ERECTA HAGION CHITON ERAPHON; NODS A NAP FOR THE NONCE BUT CROWS CHEERIO WHEN THEY GET ECUNEMICAL; IS A SIMULTANEOUS EQUATOR

MOST CONICAL HODPIECE OF CONFUSIANIST HERONIM AND THAT CHUCHUFFUOUS CHINCHIN OF HIS IS LIKE A FOOTSEY KUNGOLOO

LEGUMINIFEROUS ZONE; WHEN OLDER LINKS LOCK OLDER HEARTS THEN HE€™LL RESEMBLE SHE; CAN BE BUILT WITH GLUE AND CLIPPINGS SCRAWLED OR VOIDED ON A BUTTRESS; THE NIGHT EXPRESS SINGS HIS STORY THE SONG OF SPARROWNOTES ON HIS STAVE OF WIRES; HE CRAWLS WITH LICE HE SWARMS WITH SAGGARTS; IS AS QUIET

EXHAUSTIVE CONFLICT AN OTHO TO RETURN; BURNING BODY TO AIGER AIR ON MELTING MOUNTAIN IN WOOING WAVE; WE GO INTO HIM SLEEPY CHILDREN WE COME OUT OF HIM STRUCKLERS FOR LIFE; HE DIVESTED TO SAVE FROM THE MRS DROWNINGS THEIR RIVAL QUEENS WHILE GRIMSHAW BRAGSHAW AND RENSHAW MADE OFF WITH HIS STOREN CLOTHES; TAXED AND RATED LICENSED AND RANTED; HIS THREEFACED STONEHEAD WAS FOUND ON A WHITEHORSE HILL AND THE PRINT OF HIS COSTELLOUS FEET IS SEEN IN THE GOAT€™S GRASSCIRCLE

RUDE WORD; THE MOUNTAIN VIEW SOME LUMIN PALE ROUND A LAMP OF SUCCAR IN BOINYN WATER; THREE SHOTS A PUDDY AT UP BLUP SADDLE; MADE UP TO MISS MACCORMACK NI LACARTHY WHO MADE OFF WITH DARLY DERMOD SWANK AND SWARTHY; ONCE DIAMOND CUT GARNET NOW DAMMAT CUTS GROANY; YOU MIGHT FIND HIM AT THE FLORENCE BUT WATCH OUR FOR HIM IN WYNN€™S HOTEL; THEER€™S HIS BOW AND WHEER€™S HIS LEAKER AND HEER LAYS HIS BEQUIET HEARSE DEEP; SWED ALBIONY LIKELIEST VILLAIN OF THE PLACE; HENNERY CANTEREL €” COCKRAN EGGOTISTERS LIMITATED; WE TAKE OUR TAYS AND FREES OUR FLEAS ROUND SADURN€™S MOUNTED FOOT; BUILT THE LUND€™S KIRK AND DESTROYED THE CHURCH€™S LAND; WHO GUESSE HIS TITLE GRABS HIS DEEDS; FLETCH AND PRITIES FASH AND CHAPS; ARTFUL JUKE OF WILYSLY; HUGGLEBELLY€™S FUNNIRAL; KUKKUK KALLIKAK; HEARD IN CAMERA AND EXCRUCIATED; BOON WHEN WITH BENCHES BILLETED BANN IF BUCKSHOTBACKSHATTERED; HEAVENGENDERED CHAOSFOEDTED EARTHBORN; HIS FATHER PRESUMPTIVELY PLOUGHED IT DEEP ON OVERTIME AND HIS MOTHER AS ALL EVINCE MUST HAVE TRAVAILLED HER FAIR SHARE; A FOOTPRINSE ON THE MEGACENE HETMAN UNWHORSED BY SEARINGSAND; HONORARY CAPTAIN OF THE EXTEMPORISED FIRE BRIGADE REPORTED TO BE FRIENDLY WITH THE POLICE; THE DOOR IS STILL OPEN

NIGHTLY CONSTERNATION FORTNIGHTLY FORNICATION MONTHLY MISERECORDATION AND OMNIANNUAL RECREATION DOYLES WHEN THEY DELIBERATE BUT SULLIVANS WHEN THEY ARE SWORDSED MATEY TEDDY SIMON JORN PEDHER ANDY BARTY PHILLY JAMESY MOR

[paintingmymoon]

The magic of trees and shrines, and a Moroccan man who bought us donuts

In February, last year, after posting clothes and textbooks from my hostel back to my hometown, I celebrated the completion of my final two Masters courses over a long weekend in Japan with Jess. Here is an account of our adventure:

Friday, 23:35PM: The taxi driver is exasperated because I’m fumbling over my hostel address in Korean. Unfortunately, skipping a red robot in his attempt to get rid of me lands him a hefty fine. Stuck halfway to my destination, and the taxi driver is still trying to convince the policeman that it’s the foreigner’s fault. See, I am SOMEWHAT competent in Korean. I ponder walking the rest of the way, and offer the taxi driver W10,000 to see what he thinks. He hurls his wallet and some profanities at me, so I trudge all the way up the hill to Jess.

Saturday, 5:50AM: Me, Jess and luggage are slumped on a dark pavement with the shuttle’s disappearing tail lights casting us all in a rosy glow. We’re too terrified to venture into Incheon Airport teeming with more people than should ever be awake at ANY hour, let alone this one.

Saturday, 7:10AM: Four failed self-check-in attempts later and all three of us (luggage weighs as much as a medium-sized human) are at the end of a queue winding itself around Section H of the domestic departure floor three times. No sign of the check-in counters from here, 30 minutes before check-in closes. Holiday contingency plan?

Saturday, 10AM: We’ve discovered the only Korean in Narita Airport and she’s serving us in a shiny little pharmacy. Got anything to subdue our still galloping hearts, on account of almost failing to arrive at this charming airport? Nah, just some toilet paper, actually. Can’t have our bums blasted with miniature hoses once we’ve finished our business, and nothing with which to dry them before pulling up our pants. We make our way to the bathrooms, armed and prepared, delighted to be able to thank the Korean in a language much more familiar to us than Japanese.

Saturday, 11:45AM: Eventually find the train station, only to discover we have the wrong tickets. Acquire correct ones, only to have Asakusa station gobble Jess’s ticket on arrival, barring our entrance to the suburb in which our hostel resides. Train station officials would rather we missed our flight.

Saturday, 16:10PM: Leave our closet of a hostel room (albeit with a delightful view of the Sumida River and a golden turd, better known as the Asahi Flame) in favour of Akihabara, home for those with an obsessive interest in everything anime and manga. Japan actually has a word for people like this/Jess: otaku. Get lost on the way to this cultural centre, obviously. But, fortunately, a cheerful old man, seemingly unfazed by his lack of teeth, points us towards the costumed coupon girls and giant, flashing billboards. He is unfazed, even, when we thank him in Korean. Oops.

Saturday, 19:50PM: Despite our dwindling energy, we decide we have to see Tokyo from the sky. One snaking queue and a 350-meter elevator ride later, Jess and I are gawking down at the capital of Japan from a fair way up the tallest structure in the country. Lights, lights, lights as far as the eye can see them.

Sunday, 7:30AM: Jess wakes with body aches and a fever. Not sure how I managed to avoid the chills – I was the idiot who went to bed damp in 5°C, on account of having dried myself with the communal bathroom’s shower mat. Note to self: ALWAYS pack a towel.

Sunday, 11:00AM: I’m breakfasted, Jess is drugged and we’ve successfully navigated the train system to Shinjuku. But this station is so enormous, our navigational triumphs grind to a halt. Attempts to locate the intercity bus terminal keep landing us back at the local bus stop, and since a ticket booth is far beyond this country (commuters load payments onto a card using a talking machine), there is no one to ask for directions. A sign for JR lifts our spirits: the express bus company we discovered online! (About the only thing we bothered to discover online) But, alas, all buses are chock-a-block. A quivering, weak mess of a Jess cowers in a corner of Burger King while I follow her Maps App to the next nearest JR.

Sunday, 13:30PM: My legs are wobbly, and Jess is passed out on her food tray, but, get this: I have our overnight bus tickets to Kyoto dramatically pressed against my chest as I launch myself triumphantly into the fast food chain. With nine hours until departure, we catch a train to Harajuku, nailing the subway system for the first time. Well, almost. Jess drops her ticket into the wrong machine, but it doesn’t count. She’s barely able to lift her feet to follow me around Tokyo.

Sunday, 15:05PM: I’m not sure if it’s the forest of evergreen trees towering above me, or the fact that I’ve just purified my hands at a fountain using a ladle of bamboo, or perhaps that we’ve just stumbled straight into a traditional wedding procession, but Meiji Shrine has me wrapped in its awe and delicate beauty. The newlyweds link arms, and I bow in front of the shrine entrance, vowing to harmonise with nature and be pure of heart.

Sunday, 20:25PM: It’s way past rush hour, but Shibuya Crossing is a sea of activity - a far jump from the serenity we’ve just left. For a whole, bewildering minute every robot cycle, this intersection is for people instead of cars. As all lights turn red, in every direction, hundreds of pedestrians instantly spill into the street. But, 60 seconds later, they’ve vanished, just as fast. Jess and I join the sea of bustling bodies (despite having no interest in the surrounding 100+ boutiques). Twice.

Monday, 6:00AM: The temperature is below zero, we’re in an exhaustion-induced trance, and people keep opening the door of the bus station, allowing wafts of frosty air to whip our weary faces. Don’t get me wrong: the bus was impressive. But, despite the conveniently-placed toilets, sufficient plug points, reclining seats, and dark curtains, a deep sleep was a little too optimistic on my part. With some straining of the eye, I notice dim lights in a nearish-by coffee shop.

Monday, 7:00AM: The stink-eye I would have directed at the next human who opened that damned bus station door… Luckily, the low lamps were not a mirage. We’re getting the stink-eye instead, for munching our store-bought snacks next to those we bought in-house. Or, maybe the waiter disapproves more of our audible laughter at the ‘flushing noise’ device we found equipped in each toilet stall. Surely bathroom prowlers will catch onto your number-two anyway if they hear more than one flush?

Monday, 8:40AM: We’ve decided it’s a reasonable enough hour to dump our hefty luggage at the hostel, even if we can only access our room at 3pm. In return for our bags, the staff, unpredictably, hand us our key card, so we decide to take a quick peak. The shriek escaping from inside the room is so sudden and so shrill, that all I notice before the door slams shut is some discarded clothing sprawled across the floor. Well, at least it’s a larger floor than at the last spot.

Monday, 10:45AM: We appear to be much more successful at navigating the bus system than the subway, because we have arrived at the entrance of Kinkaku-ji with our only misdemeanour being some short, unintended naps on the floor of the vehicle. We’ve chosen a good day for such an enchanting endeavour: standing magnificently before us is the Golden Pavilion, probably Kyoto’s most famous temple, shining against the backdrop of a sapphire sky, and its perfectly still reflection in the lake before it. We can’t quite bring ourselves to leave, so we wander the stone paths woven around small shrines, ponds and moss-covered floors, inhaling the magic of the place, and trying desperately to earn some luck by landing our loose coins in their collection bowls.

Monday, 12:30PM: We’re in a cosy eatery atop a cluttered curio shop because, for the first time in two days, Jess responded “I could eat” at the mention of my growling belly. We munch on tempura prawn udon, better than any we’d ever tried (and, boy, had we tried) two hours across the sea, in Korea.

Monday, 16:40PM: It’s not the best hour to be in the thick of the Arashiyama Bamboo Grove. The sunlight can no longer filter through the stalks and cast dazzling, dusty beams onto the paths. But, the famous forest isn’t any less charming now. Especially when we encounter an elderly man in a shadow, bent over a miniature canvas. If I hadn’t noticed the paint tubes beside his disintegrating shoes, I would have mistaken his artwork for a photograph.

Monday, 19:20PM: More hairy eyeballs headed our way. This time from the elderly in the bus, because we stole their priority seats. Maybe we haven’t got the bus system down after all.

Monday, 21:05PM: In an effort to slip inside before closing time, we’ve sprinted all the way to a popular sushi restaurant, but it doesn’t seem to exist. Evidently, I’m hopelessly inept at reading maps, even when they’ve been written by a hostel for tourists, in English, decorated with comically-drawn landmarks. We’ve gone up stairs, down stairs, across bridges, underneath them, and trespassed construction sites before Jess remembers to use her reading skills, and deciphers the sign of our no-longer-elusive restaurant in Japanese. Boy, am I glad she did. Five kinds of salmon sushi later (plain, fatty, pan-seared, lean, roe), I begin to indulge in the other fish circling before me, along with the green tea on tap at my seat.

Tuesday, 12:25PM: Of course we’re lost again, because I booked the traditional tea ceremony, assuming the directions on their website were child’s play. As my watch is about to declare us late, a foreigner in kimono waltzes past us and directly towards the gate we couldn’t find. I silently thank the employee for his perfect timing. But, he’s not an employee. He’s a Moroccan who attends tea ceremonies in the appropriate attire and is remarkably good at reading maps.

Tuesday, 12:40PM: Masumi, our host is precise in her movements, and concise with her words. She embodies the key concepts every ceremony vows to honour: wa – harmony in nature, kei – respect, sei – purity, and jaku – tranquillity. When it’s our turn to host, we use Masumi’s tea scoop, tenderly named after the snow atop Mount Fuji, to place the matcha into the tea bowl faced towards us. Our tea is whisked into an avocado-green froth – bitter, but beautiful.

Tuesday, 14:00PM: Omar, the Moroccan, decides to follow us to Nishiki Market for lunch, but since he’s a walking map, we find ourselves following him instead. Taking advantage of his new role, he detours slightly, and before we know it, Omar is handing us each a chocolate-pudding sensation from Krispy Kreme’s. I salivate at the sight of them but I also want to hurl them at his head, because just a few steps ahead of me is a food-filled alleyway which has no end. Spicy rice, teriyaki eel, honeyed sweet potatoes, and baby octopi on sticks, their heads bulging with the boiled quailed eggs inside them, are all cast in unfamiliar glows from the stained-glass roof above them. I squeeze every single one of these Japanese delights into my fast-filling belly, but linger on the last one longest, savouring each unusual mouthful.

Tuesday, 15:45PM: I like Omar, despite the donut incident. He tells me I have the spirit of a dancer inside me (he’s obviously never seen my moves), and that I should choose the road that feels ‘right’. He’s directing us again, this time to Gion, but he assures me he’ll land us there, no matter which path I choose. As I’m mulling over his superb directing skills, we arrive, not in Kyoto’s most famous geisha district, but at the Manga Museum. Jess, of course, is delighted at the mishap.

Tuesday, 18:20PM: A befuddled Omar had, after some badgering, agreed to a taxi, and so, eventually, we’re gazing up at the traditional wooden machiya houses against the backdrop of a pink sky. We’re not expecting to see a geisha. Their presence is restricted to those who dine at ochayas, exclusive and expensive establishments not catering for backpacking foreigners. But, suddenly, a short, strident noise escapes Omar’s lips, and he’s pointing. There, sitting respectfully in the backseat of a white Toyota, are two immaculate white faces, off to entertain as dusk falls on our final day in Japan.

See photos here.